EarthBound

Now this is a story, all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the hero of a country like yours

Up in the hills I was born and raised Running round town I spent most of my days Chillin out maxing and relaxing all cool Hanging out in the treehouse behind of my school

When a couple of punks Who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're gonna go check out the caves over there"

I squished up some ants and bashed up some slugs Didn't do nothing they just kept on coming Met up with the leader, the titanic ant Popped a cap in his ass and ruled the day

I stepped out of the cave and onto the step Embracing the scene of my heroism Wacky acid trip visions started kicking my ass Giant Step was mine though and that's just the start

I returned home to mom and told her of all of my deeds Called dad on the phone and he was certainly pleased I got hundreds of dollars and needed to know Is there any other rhyming word besides the obvious "Ho"?

I got messages in my dreams from some annoying bint Wanted me to save her from a crazy cult stint I wanted to say and embrace my heroic deeds But I thought nah forget it someone else has some needs

I pulled up to her house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later" Looked at her house I was finally there To sit on her throne before saving her derieere