Pants Man

Pants Man is one of Board 8's greatest, most mysterious users, although you may not recognize him by that name.

His (or her?) many alts include:


 * Heroic Pants
 * MyWorldIsPants
 * Pantshawk
 * snowcamppants
 * Pantscross
 * red13pants
 * SmartPants
 * fetuspantaloons
 * The Utility Pants
 * GuessMyPantSize
 * PANTSGet64
 * Pantystormer
 * TheRealPants
 * gotpants
 * Sir Pants
 * lolpants
 * Pants Pants Yes Pants
 * The Pantoyer
 * LiselPantify
 * Ed Panties
 * pntilated
 * Pantiliner182V
 * CasanovaPants
 * PantsThaNemesis
 * Slacksapedia
 * WarningButtonfly
 * BIGPANTS9999

However, he is a twisted villain. He is the scourge of Board 8, whether you know it or not. His feats include, but are not limited to:


 * Talking Bacon out of doing a contest this year.
 * Whispering bad opinions into Palmer's ear every night while he sleeps.
 * Giving Albion access to Cyclo's account.
 * Talking the balloon boy parents into staging an elaborate hoax.
 * Tearing certain people's quads.
 * Being the origin of Bee AIDS.
 * Not being a real user.
 * Telling Father Goose that multiple contests qualify as abuse.
 * Invented bagged milk.

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