Could You Beat Up That Pokemon?

History
Could You Beat Up That Pokemon? is a contest started in early November, 2008, by Hermann_Hesse. The premise is simple - each day a different Pokemon is brought up, and the users discuss whether or not they could beat it up.

Results
Day 1 - Bulbasaur: Everybody would kill a Bulbasaur - some for the sake of saying they had killed one, others for much more personal reasons.

Day 2 - Ivysaur: Ivysaur would put up at the very least a little bit of a fight, but would still probably get trounced. Day 3 - Venusaur: Venusaur would eat our bones.

Day 4 - Charmander: Charmander would get pissed on a lot by users of this board, which, and call me a prude for saying this, seems really weird.