(16)Wario vs (4)Pokemon Trainer Red vs (12)Urdnot Wrex 2013

Ulti's Analysis
As a Wrex fan, that picture is an embarrassment and is just as good a reason as Vincent's pic why this yearbook idea was awful. He is not a midget. He's like a 1000 pound thing chiseled from stone (almost literally) that should by all accounts be towering over these other two losers.

For all the things Mass Effect 3 does wrong, the biggest thing it gets wrong is lack of enemy variety. You fight Cerberus humans, Reaper stuff, and a few Geth. That's it. There's no massive variety to it like in 2, specifically playing that game on Insanity and knowing full well the fear of staring down a krogan in melee range. Brutes just are not the same, and EA obsessively putting Call of Duty garbage into all of their games is beyond old.

As for the match itself, Wrex losing early to an SFFd Mario meant people were just going all-out in bashing Cecil and Pit's strength, and continued even after Wrex easily won second place. There's just something special about FF4's inability to win a match in character contests, I guess.