Lisel Solves the Mystery of Umineko

Zea started up a topic to get his good friend Lisel to read through Umineko no Naku Koro ni, a very popular Visual Novel on Board 8.

While his updating has been a bit slow, the topic has been praised for it's very entertaining and funny write-ups.

The Journal
. . .It begins

Man this art is terrible. I didn't expect it to be THIS bad. It's kinda charming in a hilariously bad way, though.

"Liqour is my friend"

'''this guy

Apparently his name is Kinzo. Nice. Apparently he's on medicine and if he keeps drinking so much he will eventually rot or something. Fat, bald doctor wants Kinzo to trust his judgement. Here's to hoping Kinzo does no such thing and continues to drink. How else is he going to enjoy watching the game while his wife makes him a sandwich? So anyway I continue and Kinzo half-smiles. Excellent.

"Genji. Another glass."

Aw yeah Kinzo. Do it FOR AMERICA. Wait, what? Water it down?! Aw, come on man. . . Jeez I already forgot all of these guys names and they're still on the screen.

Apparently the liquor he drinks is venemous and green. Now that's a manly drink if I ever heard of one.

He thanks the bald doctor and the bald doctor makes a passive-aggressive shot at him for not taking his advice. Genji smirks at him again. This guy. Apparently they play chess together or something. Ah, I remember when me and Zea played chess a few times. Maybe when we're really old we can make passive-aggressive shots at each other and then mention chess as if it's relevant. . . And apparently that makes it seem like they're even. Wait, what?

Are you guys sure there's no sex scenes? Cause sex scenes with this terrible art would be hilarious. ..

He's trying to find out how much time he has left and the bald doctor is screwing with him. I think he's just mad that he's bald or something. Okay, now instead of giving him a direct answer (but at least he finally gave him one) it has something to do with him dying before this chess game is finished! So, I guess the one thing I should take away from this is that Kinzo is awesome and he's also going to die.

". . . . And what is a will, Nanjo?"

'''A miserable pile of secrets!