Red Shifter

Red Shifter is this guy who sometimes decides to make a topic - often with no results. Sometimes funny, but only when he did not originate the topic. Red Shifter is listed only because he was part of the 25,000,000th topic axe and he felt obligated to dedicate an entry to himself.

As a hardcore Tribes 2 Classic player, Red Shifter has sworn to fulfill many duties in the name of the ancient machine, Dynamix.

Sworn Duties of the Red Shifter

 * To fit the word gospel into each of his duties
 * To spread the gospel of Zelda II
 * To not spread the gospel of Wind Waker
 * To wish he could spread the gospel of Tribes 2
 * To seek the gospel of Tyrian 2000
 * To seek only from the gospel of Nintendo
 * To spread the gospel of the Nintenchucks
 * To never spread the gospel of ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (but to support it when spotted)
 * To selflessly toil over the Incredible Machine, the forgotten gospel of Dynamix