Orinna

Orinna is the wife of site admin SailorBacon (hence the nicknames Mrs. Bacon and Bacon Wife).

She loves Solid Snake enough to log into her husband's Reddit account, asking them to stop rallying for Draven... only for Allen to say it's not forbidden given Board 8 started complaining about "his" attitude. The topic revealing these facts was all kinds of hilarious, particularly when she started to reply.