Why Did They Lose?

Humorous series of topics during the Summer 2006 Contest, showing that "Less votes/popularity" isn't a reason good enough.

-Round 1

 * 1) Nidoran F lost because... Horn Drill missed. (Heroic Dr Wily)
 * 2) Jade lost because... When you vote for Ada, you can't go "Wong." *raises eyebrows* Eh eh. (emilio8605)
 * 3) Lenneth Valkyrie lost because... Rikku got more votes than VP sold copies. (Dorami)
 * 4) Claire Redfield lost because of... Pedophiles. (FFDragon)
 * 5) Ivy Valentine lost because... Link wore her out the day before. http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/9430/rideherlinkdb6.gif (Crimson_Jesus)
 * 6) Celes Chere lost because... Ultros dropped a 10 ton weight on her votes. (DeathChicken)
 * 7) Sheena Fujibayashi lost because... She didn't believe in the Heart of the Cards. (Shoenin_Kakashi)
 * 8) Princess Daisy lost because... She didn't say "Hi, I'm Daisy!" SO NOBODY KNEW WHO SHE WAS!! (__Smurf__)
 * 9) Carmen Sandiego lost because... She ran off with Waldo and hasn't been heard from since. (Shadow_Ryoko)
 * 10) Sarah Kerrigan lost because... She required additional Vespene Gas. (xp1337)
 * 11) Amy Rose lost because... Even furries are ashamed by Amy. (Inviso)
 * 12) Marle lost because... Sephiroth missed and stabbed the wrong one. (DeathChicken)
 * 13) Roll lost because... She didn't stay away from the summoner. (Shivan Reincarnated)
 * 14) Cortana lost because... She needed a weapon. (Tecmo Bo)
 * 15) Kasumi lost because... She wanted to end Dante's Number one spot on the leaderboard. (X_Dante_X)
 * 16) Alyx Vance lost because... AVNW. (Draco1214)
 * 17) Soma Cruz lost because... He didn't have a cardboard box to hide in. (kirbyjump)
 * 18) Tidus lost because... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (DeathChicken)
 * 19) Riku lost becaus-DARKNESS! (GrapfruitKing)
 * 20) Ryu Hayabusa lost because... Damn pirates anti-voted him. (BeTheMan)
 * 21) Tingle lost because... It's Tingle. (ZenOfThunder)
 * 22) Phoenix Wright lost because... His objection was overruled. (Shivan Reincarnated)
 * 23) Kratos lost because... No shirt, no shoes, no vote. (Donkey111)
 * 24) Axel lost because... Axel is a nobody. (wingzfan3)
 * 25) CATS lost because... War won't begin until AD 2101. (Criona)
 * 26) Ganondorf lost because... He was GANNON-BANNED. (Lightning Strikes)
 * 27) The Prince of Persia lost because... watever kirby is dum. (kirbyjump)
 * 28) Zero lost because... He didn't know what he was fighting FOOOOOOOOOOOR. (Big Bob)
 * 29) Captain Falcon lost because... Falcon Punch took too long. (Pesmergaa1o8)
 * 30) Leon Kennedy lost because... Bowser was hiding Leon's votes in another castle. (kirbyjump)
 * 31) Alucard lost because... It's all part of The Plan. (xp1337)
 * 32) Master Chief lost because... His Xbox got frozen. (Dr Pizza)

Round 2

 * 1) Ada Wong lost because... She gave Leon her only rocket launcher. (bobby200614)
 * 2) Kairi lost because... Claire came back as a zombie and ate her braaaaaaaaains !! (FFDragon)
 * 3) The Boss lost because... Voters were expecting Tony Danza (muskrats42)
 * 4) Jill Valentine lost because... Peach had a lock even Jill, the master of unlocking, couldn't unlock! (Not_1)
 * 5) Terra Branford lost because... She lost the will to fight and went to go take care of a bunch of kids instead. (Chinballz)
 * 6) KOS-MOS lost because... She went into a three hour cutscene and forgot to fight back (DeathChicken)
 * 7) Joanna Dark lost because... Yuna was a white mage. (Dr Pizza)
 * 8) Lara Croft lost because... She got stuck in between Chun-Li's legs and never made it out. (Jedibaracuda)
 * 9) Squall Leonhart lost because... ...Whatever. (TurnTurnTurn)
 * 10) Dante lost because... Even he was embarrased by DMC2. (FFDragon)
 * 11) Gordon Freeman lost because... Gordon didn't know there was a second round to the contest, having never won before, and slept in. (Sir Chris)
 * 12) Ryu lost because... Mega Man asked if he could win and Ryu said SHOR-YU-KEN! (Tino_Martinez)
 * 13) Vincent Valentine lost because... It just wasn't Valentine's Day. (King_Zog)
 * 14) Kirby lost because... He accidently inhaled Tanner. (Jedibaracuda)
 * 15) Bowser lost because... Crono's power level was OVER NINE THOUSAAAAANDD! (SmartMuffin)
 * 16) Sub-Zero lost because... Auron FINISHED HIM. (Lady Ashe)

Round 3

 * 1) Rikku lost because... Having Samus as an opponent was "disasterrific." (Inviso)
 * 2) Princess Peach lost because... The real Peach was in another contest. (SmartMuffin)
 * 3) Aeris Gainsborough lost because... Please Insert Disc 2. (arby64)
 * 4) Chun Li lost because... Yuna used the HA-HA-HA-DO-KEN!! (WarThaNemesis)
 * 5) Yoshi lost because... He swallowed Solid **** and died. (__Smurf__)
 * 6) Sora lost because... He didn't GET UP ON DA HYDRA'S BACK! (Shivan Reincarnated)
 * 7) Luigi lost because... Luigi was touched in a bad place. AND THATS NO GOOD! (stripey12isback)
 * 8) Auron lost because... Crono changed the past; Auron only told others not to dwell on it. (eclipsedv1)

Quarterfinals

 * 1) Tifa Lockhart lost because... Ultros. (TheRock1525)
 * 2) Yuna lost because... Zelda's alter ego is a ninja/pirate, and Yuna's alter ego is a pop singer. >_> (satai_delenn)
 * 3) Mega Man lost because... Sora, Ryu, and Axel's weapons were useless. (Azp2k32)
 * 4) Crono lost because... ... (The n00b Avenger)

Semifinals

 * 1) Zelda lost because... she was excuuuuuuuuused from a victory. (Biolizard28)
 * 2) Sonic the Hedgehog lost because... the irresistable force met the immovable cardboard box (swirldude)

Finals

 * 1) Solid Snake lost because... DAMN THE PATRIOTS!(PhantomLink)