One does not simply...

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY
Started by Pesmergaa1o8, it involves responding to something with "One does not simply ______". A famous example was in a topic called "Where in Middle-Earth is Carmen Sandiego?" where Pesmergaa1o8 responded "One does not simply find Carmen Sandiego". This fad quickly led to a suspension of Pesmergaa1o8 and was considered by many to be (for some unstated reason) the worst fad ever.