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All Your Need To Know About DNEA
Now this is a story, all about how

my life got flipped, turned upside-down,

And I'd like to take a minute,

So just sit right there,

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia, born and raised,

On the playground is where I spent most of my days

Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys, who were up to no good,

Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood,

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!'

I begged and pleeded with her day after day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss

And then she gave me my ticket

I put my Walkman on and said 'I Might as well kick it!'

First class

Yo this is bad

Drinkin orange juice out of a champaine glass

Is this what the people in Bel-Air livin like?

Hmm... this might be alright

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said 'Fresh'

And had dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,

I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes, smell ya later!'

I looked at my kingdom,

I was finally there!

To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!