(8)Vincent Valentine vs (9)Guybrush Threepwood 2010

Ulti's Analysis
Who are the freaks who nominate Guybrush to good seeds every year? He's a complete waste of a contest slot *every* year and needs to go away. Permanently. When "AW YEAH GUYBRUSH WASN'T ON THE LOSING END OF THE CONTEST'S BIGGEST BLOWOUT HE DID 3% BETTER THAN EXPECTED" is your big angle, you know your character of choice is fodder trash.

I mean really, this is what we've come to? People being happy when Guybrush holds someone under 80%? Get this garbage out of here. He's clearly never going to win.

On second thought, let's have a (6)Guybrush Threepwood vs (11)CATS match. Loser is booted from the contests forever. This is realistic seeding too, since Europe is full of cracked out Monkey Island fans who think “Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!” is the pinnacle of humor. A useless character getting anything above 16 seed every year must be the eighth wonder of the world.