(1)Zero vs (13)Wario 2018

Ulti's Analysis
Wario getting out of a very weak fourpack was adorable and all, but all these middling characters that sneak into round 2 or 3 all get wrecked eventually. This was just Wario's turn a round later than usual is all.

That said, getting 40% on Zero is not easy to do and it puts you right in the middle of the LOL x stats. This blows me away, because what in the world has this fat bastard ever done to earn a fanbase? Toilet humor is just not my thing, so a fat dude farting on people on Smash Bros just autoamtically makes me not like the guy. Fart jokes were George Carlin's one weakness. It's why I don't listen to Howard Stern. There are more intelligent ways to make people laugh, and then I see 'fart of gold' puns on Little Mac's smash stage and it's just stupid. Those WarioWare games cannot possibly be good enough to cancel this stuff out for anyone that isn't childish.

Some of the names below him in the stats are just silly to think about, because I never would have picked it pre-contest. Wario over The Boss? Wario over Zidane? Wario over Ocelot or GLaDOS? Wario over Shadow when he got 35% on the dude once? I don't get it and I don't get his fanbase. I don't get people who actually find toilet humor funny. Never have, never will.

For Zero, this was business as usual and it's a shame his path was so predictable. Remove the big dogs and he's a good 1 or 2 seed. He goes about his business, cuts people in half, and keeps it movin. It sucks he was destined for Pikachu in the divisional finals this year, because I fully believe he could have beaten Sephiroth or Sonic had those two linked up. One day! All he needs is to be playable in Smash.