XIII's 2nd Board 8 Battle

XIII's 2nd Board 8 Battle (abbreviated as B8B2) was a sequel to XIII's Board 8 Battle, that ran between January and June 2012 - longer than was expected.

http://www.lurkerfaqs.com/posts/view/1241679

Participants and Deaths (Contains Spoilers)
WINNER

Reg (Excalibur)

Dead: 51

Colegreen_c12 (Bomb): Ambushed by RX7 MZero11 (Skateboard): Testes ripped off by Plum's Tough Beetle tyder21 (sandpaper): Impaled by Robazoid AfroSquirrel (pocketful of Portable holes): Decapitated by GenSag's Dewott's Shell Blade BBallman7 (Magnum and Morningstar): Head blown off by JeffreyRaze GrapeFruitKing (Nail Gun): Strangled to death by vcharon's flag Han (Blaster): Decapitated by Dante Brogue Kick bbbtime (Acid Gun): Slipped on dowolf banana peel; head melted off by own acid MysteriousStan (Oddjob's top hat): Lightning from the Master Sword hit him, accidentally decapitated himself with hat Emporer_Kazbar (fake can of peanuts w/ spring snakes): Distracted by MWC's head exploding, ran through by fdr's sword dowolf (Banana peel launcher): Crushed by collapsing rubble when Blairville swung the longsword Blairville (loooongsword): Choked to death by ngirl while being offensively chanted at Robazoid (spear): BBallman landed on him from a second-story window, decapitated him azuarc (pogo stick w/ blades under foot pegs and light enough to be swung): Blown up by Caelus' war-elk RX7InfinitiIII (Dual Hidden Blades): Killed by a stray bullet from SpeedYoshi <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Nee (pear scented anti-bacterial hand soap): Stabbed through head from behind by Niowrath <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Dante (Standard Def. TV set): Stabbed by Mad Bellis <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Sir Chris (Scum Sir Chris' cunning/ruthlessness): Stabbed by Mad Bellis <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Ed Bellis (saveus_Maria's knife from b8b1): Talked out of Mad Bellis mode by Occam's Razor logic, stabbed with his own knife <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Chronic (Revolver/Machete): Shot in the face by mcflubbin after Jedi assistance <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">mcflubbin (bow/arrow): Head destroyed by MSG <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Haguile (BBallman holding a grudge): Choked to death by GTM's title <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">GTM (UCA Melee Mayhem Title): Decapitated by CO's handaxes <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">todbot (people): Incinerated by Arcanine <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">GenesisSaga (Dewott/Arcanine): Wedge used portal gun and tricked Arcanine into hitting her w/ flamethrower <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">SpeedYoshi (2 Golden Guns): Weapon colliding with GANON's caused explosion <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">GANON (Midas Glove): Weapon colliding with SpeedYoshi's caused explosion <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">cody (Omega Quack-O-Blitzer): Destroyed by rogue ducknix <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Psycho_Kenshin (Lawgiver): Head melted off by PK2000's pocket sand <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">CrimsonOcean (Handaxes): Killed by Maria's knife and bartz's phallus <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Kingbartz (Giant Phallus): Blown up by JeffRaze detonating the bomb set by Colegreen <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">saveus_maria (Occam's Razor): Shot in the face by the passing JeffRaze <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">firefdr (MWC-ified Master Sword): Decapitated from behind by Panth, during fight with Reg <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Wigs (Boombox, plays nothing but Phil Collins): Stabbed in the back by Pram <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Pirateking2000 (Sandwich/Pocket Sand): Fell through a Wedge portal set on a high building <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">vcharon (American Flag): Head broken by plum's tough beetle <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Ayvuir (Katana): ngirl sliced his head off with his own katana <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Cobain (Lightsabers): So dead <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">eddv (Lawndarts): Exploded by MSG falling on him Apoca-Fists first <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">JeffRaze (Magnum/Riot Shield): Killed by a Speed Force-Boosted BBallman7 <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Silverliner182V (GameFAQs Flash): Accidentally destroyed when MSG fell through one of Wedges' Portals <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">MSG (Apoca-Fists): Sent to hell by ExTha <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">ngirl (Newcastle Shirt/offensive chants): Face melted by ExTha <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Panthera (Frying pan): Landed on by oversized Regaro <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Caelus (Charles Barkley, Cybernetic War-Elk): Head ripped off by tough beetle <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">masterplum (Tough Beetle): Beetle destroyed by Niowrath, then sliced by Niowrath and blown up by ExTha <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Pram (Caladbolg): Beaten by Reg in duel to the death <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Wedge (Portal Gun): Blown up by one of Charles Barkley's Grenades that ExTha could not throw <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Raka (Hannah Montana Guitar): See above <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Reg (Excalibur): Arm sliced off by Comm, thrown into heavy supply boxes and crushed <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Nio (Niowrath): Killed by Comm channelling ExTha's power <span style="color:rgb(0,0,79);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">ExTha (Tebow's 4th quarter magic): Decapitated by Reg