Chumbucketeer

History

Prone to fits of boredom with the board, chum has been a B8er since 2002, when he posted regularly. After the 2003 contest there was a sudden influx of new, younger (and in his opinion less-mature) users, and his post count dropped drastically. He gave his account away in a topic by posting the account name and password (ingenious, no?), leaving a message that whoever wanted the account could have it, and that he wasn't going to come back. Well, we all know how that turned out, and around 6 months later he returned to a completely different board than the one he had left. From then on he took to posting from time to time in whichever topic he saw fit, disregarding board taboos; since he wasn't a regular, he didn't have to care what people thought of him. Besides, it's just a message board.

Memorable topics

They were a long time ago, and he's forgotten them. The only recent one would be the "I'm going to post in this topic every day until Kapik does" topic.

Alts

jedediah the fetus

fetusbucketeer

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Measurements

I don't know. I'm not a woman.