Playing the game



Playing the game should be seen as a long term plan of buttering up users that need butter, sucking up to users that need to be sucked, and in general pushing the buttons of the board users in such a way that they will most likely desire to vote for you in User of the year. There are simple and obvious procedures to do this, but advanced play is difficult and risky. Very few survive, even fewer ever walk again, and fewer still learn to tame the game.