Interweb

Interweb is a common sarcastic term for the Internet - the thing you are using right this minute (no, not your eyes). It is often used by people who consider themselves experienced web-surfers to describe the technologically inept - the joke being that people who know nothing about computers and the Internet often confuse the terms "Internet" and "World Wide Web", thus, "Interweb" (or Intarweb).

While this term was almost always used in an insulting fashion originally, many users have begun to use it in a self-depricating fashion - implying that they know nothing about the Internet while they are quite well aware of the proper terminology.