Snakes on a Plane

Not Dave log From Board8 WARNING: MASSIVE WALL OF TEXT

The following is a chat log of Not Dave admitting to trying to axe Zachnorn:

This is all useless conversation. Basically just left stuff that actually pertains to the subject at hand. Actually, hardly any of it even mentions the whole ND getting Zach banned thing, so this really has no place in the wiki in the first place, but what the hell, eh?

[edit]Log: zachnorn (10:15:53 PM): you have been banned from my wiki

zachnorn (10:15:57 PM): that is all

Dave W Christ (10:16:01 PM): you\'re a tit. permanent ban?

zachnorn (10:16:08 PM): yes

Dave W Christ (10:16:20 PM): that\'s kinda extreme

Dave W Christ (10:16:25 PM): i was having fun

zachnorn (10:16:38 PM): judging by your actions so far, you are likely to cause trouble

Dave W Christ (10:16:46 PM): dude the jp\'s page is awesome

zachnorn (10:17:02 PM): also, you are an idiot for trying to axe me because you dislike my rants

zachnorn (10:17:17 PM): dispite what you think, the world does not revolve around you

Dave W Christ (10:17:38 PM): yes it does

zachnorn (10:17:54 PM): you are free to dislike my topics, but you should not try to get me axed because of it

Dave W Christ (10:17:56 PM): everything revolves around me

Dave W Christ (10:18:05 PM): i\'m the alpha, the omega, the way, the truth, and the life.

Dave W Christ (10:18:11 PM): i\'m ron jeremy\'s penis

zachnorn (10:18:23 PM): I would agree that you are a dick

Dave W Christ (10:19:31 PM): you\'re a douche.

zachnorn (10:19:43 PM): you are a self-proclaimed dick

Dave W Christ (10:19:58 PM): and there\'s something wrong with that? I\'m not allowed to be a dick on the internet?

zachnorn (10:20:28 PM): sure, you\'re allowed to do that

zachnorn (10:20:52 PM): but who is to say that I\'m going to treat you with any respect on Board 8?

Dave W Christ (10:21:19 PM): ...I haven\'t sign on a GFAQS account since the 19th.

Dave W Christ (10:21:26 PM): so go ahead and badmouth me there

zachnorn (10:21:43 PM): alright then...don\'t come back

Dave W Christ (10:22:06 PM): you can\'t ban me from that like you did your little wiki page, twat

zachnorn (10:22:20 PM): true

zachnorn (10:22:31 PM): but I can mark

Dave W Christ (10:22:45 PM): ooooooooooooooooo you have a message detail button!? NO WAY!

zachnorn (10:22:50 PM): if you do ever come back to GameFAQs, be warned to really follow the TOS

Dave W Christ (10:23:00 PM): guess what I have... c\'mon guess... oh wait... THREE HUNDRED FUCKING ACCOUNTS, MORON

zachnorn (10:23:21 PM): ...you\'re a KOS waiting to happen

Dave W Christ (10:23:41 PM): in a month or two, they\'ll all be on a seperate usermap

Dave W Christ (10:23:46 PM): so practice marking, chap.

zachnorn (10:24:08 PM): I will

Dave W Christ (10:24:28 PM): okay so you\'ll mark over 1000 posts if i\'m bored enough, \'cause i can go as long as you can

zachnorn (10:24:49 PM): don\'t be silly, I would not mark all your posts

zachnorn (10:24:53 PM): just the violations

Dave W Christ (10:25:22 PM): well seeing as how i have 300 accounts, and they could all get banned one at a time since they aren\'t connected to a usermap, i wish you luck in marking all my violations

zachnorn (10:26:05 PM): and who, exactly, says I would be able to mark them all? just the ones I can

Dave W Christ (10:26:39 PM): you must be a knight in shining armor for the moderation staff. \"Hey look, a marked message. Aw, and Zachnorn marked it. We should give this guy a medal\"

Dave W Christ (10:26:59 PM): MMA is gone, by the way

zachnorn (10:27:07 PM): I don\'t care at all for MMA

zachnorn (10:29:07 PM): another thing...I will do my rants until the day I either get KOSed, or the mods deem my rants to be a violation, regardless of what they are about

zachnorn (10:29:16 PM): I really would not try to axe me again

Dave W Christ (10:29:16 PM): your rants are stupid

Dave W Christ (10:29:20 PM): why not?

zachnorn (10:29:36 PM): simply because it would not stop my rants

Dave W Christ (10:29:46 PM): it\'d be fun though

Dave W Christ (10:29:57 PM): you must miss your poor overrated account

zachnorn (10:30:08 PM): nope

zachnorn (10:30:14 PM): it is not mine

Dave W Christ (10:30:24 PM): oh the swift coverup after you say nope

Dave W Christ (10:30:32 PM): you\'re good at that

zachnorn (10:30:52 PM): you\'re pretty funny

zachnorn (10:31:23 PM): by the way, I am not only Overrated and VGE, but also half of Board 8! it\'s true!

Dave W Christ (10:31:54 PM): you\'re funny.

zachnorn (10:32:03 PM): thanks

Dave W Christ (10:32:03 PM): funnier, even

zachnorn (10:32:15 PM): whanks

zachnorn (10:32:16 PM): thanks

Dave W Christ (10:34:53 PM): unblock me from that wiki thing; i didn\'t even get to make my own page yet

zachnorn (10:35:30 PM): who is to say that you\'re not going to try to vandalize it?

Dave W Christ (10:35:33 PM): me

zachnorn (10:35:51 PM): try now

Dave W Christ (10:36:35 PM): hm?

zachnorn (10:36:46 PM): http://not.dave.justgotowned.com/

Dave W Christ (10:36:53 PM): ohhh clever

zachnorn (10:36:59 PM): I try

Dave W Christ (10:37:11 PM): if i cared enough i could go on about a million proxies and keep vandalising your site

Dave W Christ (10:37:25 PM): proxies are fun; they\'re how Bus Pass and Venting weren\'t on my usermap

zachnorn (10:38:00 PM): sure, but I can ban proxies too, you know

Dave W Christ (10:38:07 PM): one by one

zachnorn (10:38:17 PM): you are little more to me than an internet troll

Dave W Christ (10:38:28 PM): point?

zachnorn (10:38:54 PM): my point is that I don\'t allow major trolls on my wiki

Dave W Christ (10:39:01 PM): major troll now?

zachnorn (10:39:31 PM): trying to find ways to get me removed from GameFAQs

zachnorn (10:39:38 PM): you do not belong to my wiki, at all

Dave W Christ (10:40:44 PM): gamefaqs is gamefaqs

Dave W Christ (10:40:47 PM): wiki is different

zachnorn (10:41:38 PM): not when the wiki is about GameFAQs, and not when you already had a history of being a vandal/troll before I banned you

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