Jade's Contest History

Who is Jade?
One day while meditating on her island, chaos begins to erupt in the distance. Flying saucers come out of nowhere and wreck havoc on the world. Fortunately by this point, the inhabitants of the planet Hillys are used to such attacks, and many have constructed force fields around their homes for such an occasion. Jade tries to get the force field up, but due to not having paid the electric bill, pods land on the planet and capture some of the orphans she and her uncle, Pey'j (who just happens to be an enormous talking pig), were taking care of. Jade frees the orphans, but ends up being drug underground and having to fend off a type of alien plant for herself, before the government finally comes and "rescues" her. Annoyed that they did not come sooner, Jade tries to resume normal life.

However, Jade is contacted by a group called IRIS, an organization that calls for a government conspiracy, that the attacks are planned in advance, and that more people are captured than rescued. Jade happens to be an excellent photographer, so IRIS sends her out to collect evidence proving the guilt of the government. Under the code name "Shauni", Jade travels all over Hillys in an attempt to find out the truth. What follows is an excellent action/adventure game that few have heard of; the story is well-written and told through beautiful cutscenes and dialogue, with some heart-pumping chase sequences and events that will leave you in tears. Unfortunately, the game ends on a semi-cliffhanger, so thanks to all of you ungrateful bastards who didn't buy it, we'll never know what happens next.

"Yeah, yeah, well you guys are NOT what I'd call as fast as a speedin' bullet! Keep doin nothin', and next time there'll be nothin' left here to save!" - Pey'j

(Writeup courtesy of Big Bob)

Jade's Contest History
Win-Loss Record: 0-1

Summer 2006 Contest - Spazer Division - 5 Seed
 * Spazer Round 1 --- Lost to (4) Ada Wong, 23669 [24.11%] - 74498 [75.89%]
 * Extrapolated Strength --- 64th Place [9.75%]

Jade wins the Tanner Award for the Summer 2006 Contest. Last place in the X-Stats, the only character with an Xst value less than 10% and more proof of how bad the female half was.

Sorry for taking so long to fix this, Bob. Love ya =p