(2)Sora vs (17)Scorpion vs (26)Aya Brea 2013

Ulti's Analysis
For a split second I thought Scorpion had a chance in this match, but then I realized this site has a hard-on for Kingdom Hearts for whatever reason. That series has two good games in it and only two: the original, and KH2. That's it. Everything beyond that is Tetsuya Nomura proving that he has no business making video games for any reason. Someone needs to just realize that Disney has become completely irrelevant to Kingdom Hearts and is shoehorned into every game now.

Oh and by the way.... https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B8cPyvE2GTjOMzE4MTVlZTctMjE5Yi00YzAzLWJjZTAtZTllODY2OTc2MTMx/edit?hl=en_US

That is the most accurate description of that abomination of a plot you'll ever find, and it'll save you from ever having to play any of the games. You're welcome. I take gifts and donations, preferably peanut butter Christmas cookies with that colored sugar sprinkled on top.

Also, are the Parasite Eve games worth playing? They're from the era when Square wasn't garbage, and I've always been curious. But they're a third person shooter, or something? Someone explain what those games are about, if you feel like it.