Heroic Palmer

LARD!

I love this guy! Palmer in Final Fantasy 7 was pretty amusing, but his Board 8 representation is even better. And now he's heroic! What more could you want?

Palmer's signature move these days lies within his topic titles. Due to a tip he picked up from the Smurf Academy classes, he now posts LARD in his topic titles. According to Smurf, this will make the topic more noticeable and bring people in to read it. And actually, that would be correct. The word LARD appearing on my screen makes me feel compelled to click on it.

And once I click, I'm not disappointed. Palmer is a funny guy. Whether his topics involve random exclamations, self-given award ceremonies (The Lard Awards award), or whatever else, there's guaranteed to be a laugh involved.

Plus, the man has good tastes, most notably in video games and video game music. I once had a chat with him about addictive soundtracks, and we agreed that Sonic the Hedgehog has some kick ass tunes. And according to his Wiki, he likes some of my favorite games including Super Mario RPG and Streets of Rage 2. There's nothing about Palmer that would prevent you from liking him, so just cruise over to his topics, have some lard with your meal, and just accept the fact that Palmer > Sephiroth, even in spite of his severe weakness to trucks.

LARD!

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Favorite Games
FFX

Brave Fencer Musashi

Parasite Eve

Xenogears

Jade Cocoon 2

Shenmue

Street Fighter Alpha 3

Donkey Kong Country 3

Super Mario RPG

Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past

Streets of Rage 2

Sonic and Knuckles

Revenge of the Ninja

Power Stone 2

Megaman X

Things you all know to be true!
FFTA > FFT

KH:COM > KH2

DKC3 > DKC2

MMX is the best MMX game.

LttP is the best Zelda game.

Fighting games are the best genre.

Gameplay > Music > the rest.

Some of my favorite users
Taslion

transience

Xtremeblur

Red Shifter

Mershi

Ulti

Vlado

Icehawk

Smurf

EC

Elite Hunter

Extha

Crossfiyah

Stingers

Pleinair

Comments
- <_< You should redo your favorite users list mirite!? - ChaosTony

- I love you!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 - stingers135

- Heroic Palmer: The TOWER TYCOON of Pokemon fanboyism.- Biolizard28

- Gangstaness and Good gaming times all in one! ~ BIGPUN9999

- Awesome guy AND we share the same birthday! <3 - polankerboy