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board 8 help, I dunno what condoms to get

TomNook7 Posted 7/17/2008 7:34:35 AM message detail 	Bout to lose my virginity

Need to go to 7-11 and buy some condoms

What kind is the best? My "thing" is..........below average in size btw, its not small but its not like the average wang I've seen in porn either >_> <_<

--- Genesis does what Nintendon't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nsBoqJ6s8 Zephyr Phoenix Posted 7/17/2008 7:35:10 AM message detail 	Magnum --- BIGPUN9999, Just keeping this account warm http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/7990/d37ddc4egb0.jpg Twilight Swift Posted 7/17/2008 7:36:00 AM message detail 	6 inches is average, porn average is 7

If you're below 6 <_< --- I'm on my desktop! Woo! __Smurf__ Posted 7/17/2008 7:36:47 AM message detail 	I read 5 is average. <_< --- Smurf. The cream of Sonic Fanboyism. Twilight Swift Posted 7/17/2008 7:37:17 AM message detail 	if 5 is average I'm a ****ing anaconda, and I am not. --- I'm on my desktop! Woo! TomNook7 Posted 7/17/2008 7:38:14 AM message detail 	>_____>
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I dont have anything to measure it with

Magnum, huh?

Man now I'm all self conscious, whats that tv commercial with the happy guy and its like "the once a day tablet to natural male enhancement"?

--- Genesis does what Nintendon't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nsBoqJ6s8 Malakuko Posted 7/17/2008 7:38:53 AM message detail 	Tom

there are certain requirements to becoming a porn star

"just so you know"

--- This is a story about a girl named Lucky. Mer __Smurf__ Posted 7/17/2008 7:39:10 AM message detail 	http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Penis_frequency.svg/790px-Penis_frequency.svg.png

I have to say that is funniest graph I've ever seen. XD

And average is 5.8 or so according to that. --- Smurf. The cream of Sonic Fanboyism. Twilight Swift Posted 7/17/2008 7:39:11 AM message detail 	XD Nook

Use a friggin' measuring tape or like a ruler I guess.

And Magnum condoms are for big ones, real big ones. Just go and get some normal condom. Read up online. --- I'm on my desktop! Woo! Pats D Posted 7/17/2008 7:39:14 AM message detail 	Trojan twisted pleasure
 * ~Swift~* NY Giants | NY Yankees | Italia Fan

gogogo. --- Pats @ work http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/4629/patsdtc9.gif - Courtesy of Wily Rad Link 5 Posted 7/17/2008 7:39:52 AM message detail 	This topic is hilarious for so many reasons. --- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police I assure you, my dear, all Ace Detectives are perfect gentlemen! Twilight Swift Posted 7/17/2008 7:40:08 AM message detail 	ah then I'm in the average range as I thought. I know there are a lot of asian people, but 5 being average is ridiculous. --- I'm on my desktop! Woo! Malakuko Posted 7/17/2008 7:40:23 AM message detail 	what the ****
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who loses their virginity at 11 AM

--- This is a story about a girl named Lucky. Mer Twilight Swift Posted 7/17/2008 7:40:25 AM message detail 	From Rad Link 5 | Posted 7/17/2008 10:39:52 AM | #011 This topic is hilarious for so many reasons.

and dont ruin it let it keep being funny imo plx --- I'm on my desktop! Woo! __Smurf__ Posted 7/17/2008 7:44:51 AM message detail 	If you're unsure Nook, just go into a pharmacy, take off your pants and they'll take your measurements to find the perfect fit for you!
 * ~Swift~* NY Giants | NY Yankees | Italia Fan

--- Smurf. The cream of Sonic Fanboyism. wg64Z Posted 7/17/2008 7:50:04 AM message detail 	This is hilarious, just pee i...waaaaaaaait a minute. TomNook7 Posted 7/17/2008 7:57:10 AM message detail 	Text conversation I just had with my aunt, shes texting me to see if I'm okay since I have the house to myself for a week:

My aunt: Good morning! Call me if u need anything, love u:-) Me: Actually there is one thing i do need My aunt: Ok what? Me: What type of condoms are good My aunt: Magnums Me: thanks My aunt: Make sure they are lubricated

But arent magnums for them big dudes

I aint gonna reply and say "can you recommend a small size" either

--- Genesis does what Nintendon't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nsBoqJ6s8 Zephyr Phoenix Posted 7/17/2008 7:57:54 AM message detail 	you ACTUALLY ASKED YOUR AUNT?! --- BIGPUN9999, Just keeping this account warm http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/7990/d37ddc4egb0.jpg masterplum Posted 7/17/2008 8:00:20 AM message detail 	You are now tracking this topic. --- Banation Karma loss 1000+ me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg Steiner Posted 7/17/2008 8:00:22 AM message detail 	" board 8 help, I dunno what condoms to get"

did you read this a few times before you posted? --- "Dilemma. Having sworn fealty, must I spend my life in servitude to Applekidjosh?" zackattack12 Posted 7/17/2008 8:01:29 AM message detail 	I've lurked this topic since its inception.

Let me say it gets better and better.

Also, I'd say no condom, then just push her down the stairs. --- Official Board 8 Beatnik. TomNook7 Posted 7/17/2008 8:02:18 AM message detail 	I'm considering unprotected sex because I've put a condom on before and it was all sorts of uncomfortable

--- Genesis does what Nintendon't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nsBoqJ6s8 __Smurf__ Posted 7/17/2008 8:04:48 AM message detail 	That's a good idea. It's not like anything worse than mild discomfort can happen from unprotected sex!

--- Smurf. The cream of Sonic Fanboyism. Malakuko Posted 7/17/2008 8:05:09 AM message detail 	by 3 different brands of 3 packs and try them all on beforehand! --- This is a story about a girl named Lucky. Mer __Smurf__ Posted 7/17/2008 8:05:47 AM message detail 	That's a waste of money. Try them on in the store first, then buy the best ones!

--- Smurf. The cream of Sonic Fanboyism. Malakuko Posted 7/17/2008 8:05:59 AM message detail 	XD --- This is a story about a girl named Lucky. Mer TomNook7 Posted 7/17/2008 8:06:29 AM message detail 	True.

>_>

...

If we do end up having sex, we'll be doing it under Street Fighter and Resident Evil 4 posters

--- Genesis does what Nintendon't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nsBoqJ6s8 Malakuko Posted 7/17/2008 8:06:56 AM message detail 	who all is going to be home during this sexcapade --- This is a story about a girl named Lucky. Mer TomNook7 Posted 7/17/2008 8:08:19 AM message detail 	just my little brother, but hes gonna be on the other side of the house playing 360 or something

I'm gonna lock my door

--- Genesis does what Nintendon't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nsBoqJ6s8 Malakuko Posted 7/17/2008 8:09:35 AM message detail 	blast loud music IMO --- This is a story about a girl named Lucky. Mer TheCatWhoSwims Posted 7/17/2008 8:18:01 AM message detail 	Zangief is such a turn-on. --- B8BL Gambling Project: http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=8&topic=39885921 Zephyr Phoenix Posted 7/17/2008 8:18:39 AM message detail 	you've tried on condoms before?

then whats the point of this topic?! --- BIGPUN9999, Just keeping this account warm http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/7990/d37ddc4egb0.jpg __Smurf__ Posted 7/17/2008 8:19:11 AM message detail 	If we do end up having sex, we'll be doing it under Street Fighter and Resident Evil 4 posters

This should be the first thing you say to her when she comes over. Girls love attention to detail.

--- Smurf. The cream of Sonic Fanboyism. masterplum Posted 7/17/2008 8:19:55 AM message detail 	This is honestly the best topic this year IMO --- Banation Karma loss 1000+ me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg Malakuko Posted 7/17/2008 8:19:57 AM message detail 	if you scream HADOUKEN while climaxing the entire board will love you forever --- This is a story about a girl named Lucky. Mer TomNook7 Posted 7/17/2008 8:26:30 AM message detail 	I've tried one on before, it was years ago, and I dont remember what kind it was

I was hoping there was something comfortable and well fitting that I could buy, I'm gonna call my boy and ask him when he wakes up

--- Genesis does what Nintendon't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nsBoqJ6s8 __Smurf__ Posted 7/17/2008 8:27:37 AM message detail 	Why were you putting on condoms with no intention of using them? <_<; --- Smurf. The cream of Sonic Fanboyism. Pats D Posted 7/17/2008 8:27:39 AM message detail 	Pats D | Posted 7/17/2008 10:39:14 AM | message detail Trojan twisted pleasure

gogogo.

--- Pats @ work http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/4629/patsdtc9.gif - Courtesy of Wily TomNook7 Posted 7/17/2008 8:29:05 AM message detail 	Because I was curious.

--- Genesis does what Nintendon't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nsBoqJ6s8 masterplum Posted 7/17/2008 9:46:54 AM message detail 	aren't condoms way expensive? --- Banation Karma loss 1000+ me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg Shadow_Ryoko Posted 7/17/2008 9:50:39 AM message detail 	My advice is just forget the condom and spray all over her back.

She'll love it I swear --- Cyclo The best of the best MegaSoiledSnake Posted 7/17/2008 9:57:30 AM message detail 	aren't condoms way expensive?

Where are you from, the inner city? --- Supyonamesjosh 17:34, 17 July 2008 (UTC)MSSSupyonamesjosh 17:34, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Brawl FC: 0216-0496-4427 masterplum Posted 7/17/2008 9:58:48 AM message detail 	http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/offbeat-news/worlds-most-expensive-places-to-have-sex/1405 --- Banation Karma loss 1000+ me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg WarThaNemesis2 Posted 7/17/2008 10:04:38 AM message detail 	what the goddamn hell masterplum Posted 7/17/2008 10:19:44 AM message detail 	I like the graph --- Banation Karma loss 1000+ me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg WhakkoJacko Posted 7/17/2008 10:22:00 AM message detail 	This topic is so awesome I don't even have words to describe it. Everything from the aunt to HADOUKEN!

On topic, just try it on before. It's better to get a smaller condom than a bigger one, they can be stretched quite easily.