MWC Analyzes if a Pokemon line could KILL you

I decided let's have fun with this. I'm up for debate if need be. Let's start with the Bulbasaur line. Here's how this will work, almost always, if the Lowest evolution can kill you, then we're just going to say all of them can, seems the easiest way to do this. (There will be some exceptions to thiat, like Scizor for instance, yes, Scizor could almost assuredly kill you, but he is not 1/10 as deathly as he preevolution Scyther, which would maul anyone to death without blinking) The way this works is simple. Obviously freak occurrences can happen,, so the way I'll look at is if you and this Pokemon fought to the death 15 times, could that Pokemon win 8 of them, if yes, that line would could kill you.

Let's start with Bulbasaur. And we'll just skip Ivysaur and Venesaur, cause Bulbasaur can more than kill you on his own, he doesn't need to evolve. I mean, his arsenal is quite formidable. Sufication, dismemberment, poison, paralyzes, life drain, and just instantly taking you out of action...

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Charmander Line.

19:22 in this video......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aja-A9fXgI

Yeah, Charmander could kill you, pretty easily. Charmeleon would toy with you, and Charizard, well, he can melt boulders, let that perulate for a second there

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Squirtle Line.

Blastoise can kill you, Jesus Christ can mr. I can Punch holes through sheets of steel with dual canons kill you....

Let me ruin the suspense for you right now, if you can use Surf or Aqua Jet, you can kill a human. Aqua jet make you move so fast you are INVISIBLE. At that speed something with the mass of a golf ball would kill you, let alone a Water Pokemon... Surf literally floods the battlefield instantly, that much water falling on you would instantly crush you to death.

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Caterpie Line.

Caterpie and Metapod don't have a chance obviously. It comes down to Butterfree. He has the same powder moves that Bulbasaur did that made him so deadly, but he doesn't have things to kill you with like Bulbasaur did.

If Twisters is a real tornado, then even Butterfree is offing humans left and right, I like to think it's not. I don't believe he could kill us more than 50% of the time.

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