(4)Ganondorf vs (13)Neku Sakuraba 2018

Ulti's Analysis
I grow exceedingly happy every time Neku loses a contest match -- the little turd is a well deserved 0-4 now!! -- because Neku and his game are both steaming piles of monkey trash. To this day I am 100% convinced everyone who says they like The World Ends With You are in on a massive inside practical joke, because I refuse to believe anyone actually likes that game. I don't like things like Shadow of the Colossus or Warcraft 3 or Hearthstone or Phantom Hourglass, but I at least understand why people like those games. I don't actually get what people see in TWEWY. Is it the bad writing with a literal repetitive story, the terrible artwork, the joke-tier plot, the confusing gameplay, the embarrassing music, or a mixture of all of the above? I really would love an answer as to what anyone can see in that game.

And don't even try defending the music, especially with me. The only possible way anyone can like trash like this is if they're listening to songs for the deaf. You can't even hear it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXDGT1JixPk

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/ds/935689-the-world-ends-with-you/reviews/163965

The only thing, and I quite literally mean the only thing defensible in that game is no random battles. Everything else can go get thrown into a bacon grease fire for all I care. TWEWY blows.

Speaking of bacon, Ganondorf came out in this match and showed everyone who's boss. Because who doesn't love a big ol' piece of pork fat with their breakfast, right? Breath of the Wild plus Smash hype was on full display in this match, and it was a huge sign of things to come later. Even Ganon's prediction percentage as a 4 seed dwarfed what Dante was doing, and outside of Vivi, there was nothing standing in Ganon's way in this division at all. Neku getting even one vote was an embarrassment to gamers everywhere, but I'll take Ganon breaking nearly 80% on the little punkass beta.

We need a new word for beta males like Neku, because people actually know what a "beta" is and being in second place isn't all that bad. I was thinking Rho Male, because Rho is the one letter in the Greek alphabet everyone forgets about. Which is exactly where Neku Sakuraba should be. If we do have to suffer through him making a bracket, put him against Link in round 1 every year until he goes away. We got rid of Guybrush Threepwood. We can get rid of Neku. Stuff like this is why Square is such a joke now.