Pokewars

Pokewars is a Ku Klux Klan member who spends his time on Board 8 discussing his rape fantasies involving "pure" Disney princesses.

Literally Obsessed
Poke has a strange stalker-relationship with the user GenesisSaga, a supposedly female user of Board 8. Poke, after speaking on a voice chat with her, came to the conclusion that she was not black as she originally claimed, but rather "whiter than the feet on a tied-up Rapunzel." Since then, Pokewars has spent a great deal of time lashing out irrationally in order to capture the attention of GenesisSaga. This has led to Poke receiving the moniker "Literally Obsessed" from those who are forced to associate with him in Disney Gauntlets.

Poke recently attempted to track GenesisSaga's IP address as part of a plan that would lead him to her doorstep. Unfortunately, he ended up at the home of MyImmortal, who proceeded to break all of his fingers. MI left Poke emotionally and physically scarred, and Pokewars took a brief two week self-imposed hiatus from Disney Gauntlets in order to recover.

"Job"
Poke claims often to have a "life" and a "job" in chats with other board 8 users, facts that have yet to be put into evidence. Poke often claims to be in posession of these things when someone offers to do something friendly like remove a white princess from the Disney Gauntlet, in order to spare Poke the agony of worrying about said princess having to place in the Top Ten. Poke does not often understand the noble intentions of the people around him, so he pretends to have a very special and important job, which he does not. For more information on Poke's job, see the accompanying video.