Snake Ranks Anything Nominated by The Users

102. ISIS Nominated by: OliviaTremor http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_State_of_Iraq_and_the_Levant

Probably the single biggest and most dangerous threat to our world today, ISIS is a completely terrible and inhumane terrorist organization that has committed some truly atrocious acts. ISIS' actions range from slavery to beheadings, and well, it's clear to see how ISIS is a shoe-in for last. It is a truly sickening thing to hear about, and their resurgence in modern times is certainly troubling. We can only hope that atrocities can be completely stopped one day.

101. Hunting girls at night by following them and asking them to be your friend Nominated by: Great_Paul

This sounds completely and utterly creepy. Basically, if you do this, you are a weirdo stalker who's main goal in life is to get maced or get the cops called on you. There are plenty of ways to get new friends; I would not use this method on any occasion. Also, this implies you are not only following them, but are hunting them, like they're some big game cat or something and you want them as your prize. So yeah, creepy. Very creepy.

100. Having to take a dump when you're nowhere near home Nominated by: Chinballz

Yeah, when this happens, it isn't pretty at all. I've had this happen to me just once, while I was waiting for a bus after school. It is so painful and really quite the struggle to last. I managed to make it just barely, and ooh boy did it fell good. This can definitely be disastrous if you're really far away from home, and you might just have to suck it up and use a public toilet. There's no place like home, and yes that applies to dumps.

99. Full Throttle (the user, not the energy drink Nominated by: Great_Paul http://www.gamefaqs.com/users/Full_Throttle

A clickbait user that contributes nothing to the board whatsoever. The "news" he provides is usually entirely pointless and at times even a little weird; there really needs to be a poll asking if a 17-year old is hot? A topic for news isn't inherently bad, but the way Full Throttle goes about it is not the right way. Maybe he could actually provide discussion to his own topic. As it stands, he's just a robotic user with no personality and nothing good to contribute.

98. Toad (Mario series) Nominated by: Logicblade http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toad_%28Mario%29

Toad is extremely annoying and one of my least favorite video game characters. He has a stupid design, a grating voice, and on top of that always has to fuck with Mario. I mean, cut the guy a break. Also, he's a giant wimp. Grow a backbone jeez. Really, Toad just has a personality I dislike and is kind of a boring character anyway.

97. Topics made by that Darth guy Nominated by: Wicklebee http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/71860992

Darth aka Horrifico seems to be one of the most hated users here next to Full Throttle. From what I've seen, at worst, he's a half-baked Full Throttle, at best, his topics are inoffensive fluff pieces that haven't seemed to result in much. I have nothing against the guy personally and haven't even said a word to him, but that's probably because his topics aren't particularly catching to my eye. His topics aren't the worst, but boring to me.

96. Slippy Toad Nominated by: Logicblade http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippy_Toad

Another extremely annoying character (why are they all named Toad?), Slippy's voice has to be one of the most grating in all of video games. He contributes nothing meaningful to the Star Fox series, instead distracting you from the gameplay. Just an annoying little squirt.

95. A pickle Nominated by: Wicklebee http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickled_cucumber

Pickles have never really been a food I was too crazy about. They taste pretty bad by themselves, I don't really mind a small one on a burger however. It has a nice crunch to it and the flavor meshes well with the meat. But, I wouldn't count pickles among my favorites whatsoever.

94. Full Throttle (the energy drink, not the user Nominated by: Quick-Man http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Throttle_%28drink%29

I'm someone that always has a lot of energy, so energy drinks, while actually kinda tasty, is not something usually on my grocery list. Energy drinks are best served when you REALLY need a pick me up, and no where else. And in my case, that's almost never.

93. Mountain Dew Nominated by: Not_an_Owl http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Dew

I used to really dig this stuff, but now, it's not really as good. And plus, I don't really drink soda anymore anyway. And I'm all the more healthier for it. I'm not really sure why it became a symbol of gamer culture, but I'm not a big fan of it becoming that. Especially something that doesn't really have the best taste.

92. Mountain Dew Voltage Nominated by: Johnbobb http://mountaindew.wikia.com/wiki/Voltage

Second verse, same as the first!

I do like the sound of Voltage's blue raspberry flavor, but it's not something I would ever actively buy.

91. George W. Bush Nominated by: Wizardsfan1000 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush

Bit of a bad sign when your president is the laughing stock of the country. I really don't like talking about politics at all, and to be honest, I don't much of an opinion on his presidency or his policies. A lot can be blamed on the climate of the times; 9/11 terrorist attacks really did change everything after all. Was he bad? Was he good? That's not really for me to decide. But like I said, there were countless parodies of him during his tenure as president, and that probably speaks for itself anyway.

90. Putting ketchup on steak Nominated by: Wizardsfan1000

I did this all the time as a kid, but I have my self-respect now. Nowadays, it's really a surefire way to kill a perfectly good steak.

89. Spoderman Nominated by: Great_Paul http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spoderman-spodermen

I suppose I got a few chuckles out of this meme every now and then, but otherwise it's kinda stupid. Usually there's some kind of awfully misspelled words to go along with it, and by then it's a lot more annoying than funny.

88. The Dangerous Alliance (WCW) Nominated by: paulg235 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dangerous_Alliance

So, I watched a video on this and I wasn't really sure what was going on. I'm not a wrestling fan, and really only know a few wrestlers. There was a lot of yelling and cheering and wrestlers kept coming in seemingly out of nowhere. It was strangely entertaining, but at the same time, wrestling either appeals to you or it doesn't. And to me, it doesn't.

87. Dragon Ball Z Nominated by: Quick-Man http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Ball_Z

Uh oh, time to lose the Dragon Ball Z audience. As a kid, the only time I'd ever watch DBZ if it was the only thing on. Even back then, I found it really slow-paced, boring, and a little stupid, and I couldn't wait for the next show to come on already. Anime, like wrestling, is just another thing that doesn't really appeal to me at all.

86. The Tornadolayzers Nominated by: Great_Paul http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Tornado_Layzers

I can really appreciate the amount of creativity that went into this, but at the same time, and it's kinda hard to explain, but the pics and what not are a little... off-putting. I think it's the heavily inked backgrounds. Still, it's cool to see a little creativity, and looking at the wiki page, I didn't even know there were more than two characters. Creativity is always good, just can't seem to place this higher than here though.

85. Your mom jokes Nominated by: profDEADPOOL

Funny in small doses, your mom jokes are probably one of the oldest types in the book. Just like your mom.

Sometimes they're really clever, and I get a good laugh out of them, but there's really only so much to be done with them. Kind of like your mom.

Above all, they're a really cheap and easy comeback. Like your mom.

84. Inheritance Cycle Nominated by: OrangeCrush980 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inheritance_Cycle

Eragon was good, but then I read the second: resounding meh. I didn't even bother with the rest. They're your typical fantasy books, and while I like 'em a good bit (spoilers!), the Inheritance Cycle books are largely unoriginal and generic. Even Eragon, which I doubt I'd even like if I read it now. Your reading time is best spent elsewhere.

83. LeBron James Nominated by: Wizardsfan1000 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LeBron_James

I'm not a basketball fan, but I can at least respect LeBron's accomplishments on the court. He'll definitely go down in history as one of the best that much is clear. I don't follow that closely, but LeBron also seems to be one of the least controversial of the high-profile athletes out there and that's good as well. Keep the news on the court I say.

82. Key Lime Pie Nominated by: profDEADPOOL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_lime_pie

I've never had it, and it sounds ok, but I've never really cared for any other pie besides Apple. Still, I'd definitely give it a go, 'cause it does look pretty good.

81. Holly Earl Nominated by: Pokewars http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0247237/

I haven't seen any of her work, so I can't really speak on her acting skills. She's starred in some pretty low profile things though, with the exception of Doctor Who. She's a pretty good looking gal though, I will say.

80. Vaseline Nominated by: Raka_Putra http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaseline

"Flies in the vasoline we are, sometimes in blows my mind"

Oh wrong, Vaseline. Vaseline has a lot of practical uses, but I've never personally used it. I think its best use is for cuts and burns, that is pretty dang cool and useful. The one thing I'll always think of, besides the STP song, is how Curley from Of Mice and Men keeps his hand in a glove full of Vaseline. I always thought that was the creepiest thing. Cool item, practical but mundane and places here.

79. Stoya Nominated by: crazyisgood http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoya

One of the best known porn actresses, Stoya's accomplishments seem more than the average one I guess. Though I'd probably never watch her work (cue everybody: "Yeah right"), I can applaud her awards and the articles she's written. And well, she's pretty hot, so she's got that going for her too.

78. Light Yagami nominated by: MarquessLaus http://deathnote.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Yagami

If I were to watch an anime series, a horror-themed one like Death Note would probably be the best ticket. Light seems like a character I'd really like and I'd actually love to get to know him more. He seems to be modeled on very dark anti-heroes, and a glance at the wiki page shows that he become corrupted and uncaring, a path very similar to the Punisher. Light would be a character I think would place higher if I watched the series.

77. Link Nominated by: crazyisgood http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Link_%28The_Legend_of_Zelda%29

I'm not sure I've really understood the appeal of Link fully. To me, he's always been one of the most boring characters with not much personality. Silent protagonists have almost always pulled me out of the game's immersion and story; if my character doesn't even react to the events, why should I? I suppose Link has the appeal of being the placeholder for the player's adventure and allows for anyone to fill his shoes, but I'd take a character with personality over that any day of the week. It's just extremely uninteresting.

76. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX8ZeZJqOE0 Nominated by: OliviaTremor

Oh, so that's where that not really that funny joke comes from. The video form is slightly funnier, and I'm happy to at least see the origins now. But eh, it's still stupid.

75. Fire Emblem (series) Nominated by: Raka_Putra http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_Emblem

Fire Emblem is an interesting looking series, especially character wise. But, I don't know if it's a series I would really enjoy playing for the gameplay. I'm not really of fan of tactical games like this. One day, I'll try a game though, to see if I'll like it.

74. Hilary Clinton Nominated by: crazyisgood http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillary_Rodham_Clinton

Like I said before, politics are not really my thing. Hilary is controversial just like any politician, but from what I can gather she's done a lot of good too. She seems to be a great role-model for women, and I can appreciate that too. So yeah, she's alright in my book.

73. Worf (Star Trek: The Next Generation) Nominated by: Jesse_Custer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worf

I haven't watched too much of Star Trek TNG, but when I did, Worf I found was a very cool and interesting character. He seemed to be complex and offered a cool insight into the Klingon culture. If I were to watch more, Worf would definitely place higher.

72. Final Fantasy Tactics Nominated by: Not_an_Owl http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_Tactics

As said in my Fire Emblem write-up, I'm not a big fan of tactical RPGs. But I do like Final Fantasy, and this is another game I'd be willing to try. This game gets a lot of praise, and seems to be one of the best in the FF series. So, maybe I'll give it a whirl one day.

and to Wickle, I still plan on playing A2 for DS!

71. Se7enthrust Nominated by: OrangeCrush980 http://www.gamefaqs.com/users/Se7enthrust

Se7en is a good guy with good intentions with a bad execution to his methods. Se7en has made an enemy of just about everyone on the board at some point or another, but there's not really any saying that's it not his fault. His projects are grand in scope, but the execution of said topics are complicated, confusing, and entirely too long-winded and it really drives people away. Se7en has never really done anything to me personally, but I never appreciate when he attacks my friends on here. Like I said, he's definitely a good guy, but he's a little too intense and maybe takes things just a bit too seriously.

70. Android phone Nominated by: Raka_Putra http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_%28operating_system%29

I couldn't really care less about what kind of phone I have. Are Android phones better than IPhones? I don't know, and I frankly don't care. They're both useful modern day tools and something everyone should have. And that's that.

69. Corrik Nominated by: OrangeCrush980 http://www.gamefaqs.com/users/Corrik/boards

Corrik is a user that makes me laugh quite a bit. He never takes things too seriously, and I rather enjoy his dickish and sarcastic sense of humor. I guess you can say it just adds some color to the board. But, some people are just going to be disliked, and Corrik is either a user you love or hate.

68. Your hair Nominated by: Logicblade

I'm not really the biggest fan of my hair. It is way too high-maintenance and highly prone to dandruff which is annoying as all hell. It's not too bad when it's short though.

67. Star Wars New EU Nominated by: MarquessLaus

While there's nothing terribly wrong with starting over and wiping the slate clean, it is really a damn shame to see decades of continuity just erased like that. It's very sad in a way. But a new, more focused and controlled direction just might be the thing to ignite Star Wars again.

66. Brother in Arms (Mad Max Fury Road song) Nominated by: OliviaTremor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIIwSS-y9RI

It's a pretty epic track for an action scene in the movie, but by itself, not really too remarkable. Cool either way though.

65. Star Wars: NJO Nominated by: MarquessLaus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Jedi_Order

Though I have not actually read anything contained in this series, I still find it a very interesting thing to skim over and see the cool additions to the Star Wars universe. Lot of work into this series, and seems to be some of the best EU stuff.

64. Super Mario Bros. 3 Nominated by: paulg235 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_Bros._3

A pretty decent platformer that I could never really get that far into because I kinda suck at platformers. It's definitely a super-refined game and can see why it is so well-liked. Good platformer if I suck at it and I only like it a little.

63. The cool old guy at the flea market who can do all those awesome card tricks Nominated by: Quick-Man

I've never actually seen this fabled "cool old guy", but it does sound pretty neat nevertheless. However, card tricks are like a dime-a-dozen, and he would have to be pretty awesome to impress me.

62. Sunglasses Nominated by: pjbasis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunglasses

As a glasses wearer, I have never been able to wear sunglasses without being completely uncomfortable. Still, they're undeniably useful and an icon of coolness. And shadiness if Wesker is any indication.

61. Mega Man’s Smash Bros reveal trailer https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aX2KNyaoNV4 Nominated by: Quick-Man

This was a very cool trailer with some extremely impressive CGI. I enjoyed the part where Mega Man starts the different Robot Master powers. Cool trailer.

60. Gorillaz (band) Nominated by: paulg235 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorillaz

Gorillaz are interesting blend of alternative rock and hip hop and I have enjoyed quite a few of their songs. I'd hardly count them among my favorite bands, but I'll put a song of theirs on if I'm in the mood.

59. The color blue Nominated by: Wizardsfan1000 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue

The color blue used to be my favorite color, and it still looks great. It manages to be a nice, crisp dark color while maintaining a certain light glow to it. Nice color.

58. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k2U9KgnOTs Nominated by: Chinballz

God, I never realized how stiff and utterly awkward this scene is. Put some emotion into it guys! Anyway, I got a good laugh out of it, and Mass Effect still rocks anyway.

57. SMDC Nominated by: Wizardsfan1000 http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/71905055

It's my 1st year participating in this contest, and I find it to be very fun and one of the most engaging and intensive contests on the board. But, one negative is that it's taken just a bit too seriously and cause a lot of strife between friends, which is not something I like to see. Still, I'll definitely participate next year.

56. Chris Hemsworth Nominated by: paulg235 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Hemsworth

All the MCU actors are pretty cool and down to earth for the most part, taking their roles in a very light and fun manner. Hemsworth has not done much work, and plays my least favorite Avenger film wise, but he's still a pretty decent actor and portrays Thor well. I also liked his turn in Cabin in the Woods.

55. Kiernan Shipka Nominated by: Pokewars http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiernan_Shipka

Kiernan Shipka is a young actress with a lot of potential to her career if Mad Men is any indication. I also thought she was good in the horror film Carriers. Be interesting to see what she does in the future.

54. Lolita (novel) Nominated by: Xeybozn https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita

I have not read the book, but I have seen the Kubrick film, which is pretty great. It is highly praised for its controversial material and is considered one of the greatest novels of all time. I'd love to read it one day.

53. The Drew Carey Show Nominated by: OrangeCrush980 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Drew_Carey_Show

I've been a big Drew Carey fan for his hosting of Whose Line is it Anyway?, but his show is very hit or miss. Still, the hits were good, and I enjoyed Ryan Stiles' character a lot. Just not one of the more memorable sitcoms.

52. Toads Nominated by: Logicblade https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toad

Toads are pretty cool animals, with some usually pretty cool skin patterns and I really like their warty appearance.

51. Troy and Abed in the Morning Nominated by: OliviaTremor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nGBVea8Atw

One of the funniest gags on Community. My favorite one is probably when Annie redesigns Abed's bedroom.

50. Fishnet stockings Nominated by: Not_an_Owl https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishnet

Fishnet stockings usually look pretty sexy on women. Especially if Black Canary and Zatanna are anything to go by. Almost never fails to look good.

49. High fantasy novels Nominated by: crazyisgood https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_fantasy

High fantasy books are among my favorite to read, and usually contain a lot of fun stuff for your head to imagine. Funnily enough, I find high fantasy a boring setting almost anywhere else besides books. I guess I just prefer to let my imagination do the work.

48. The Emperor's New Groove Nominated by: Johnbobb https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Emperor%27s_New_Groove

A pretty funny film that's bolstered by a set of two really great villains. Patrick Warburton's Kronk is definitely the best part and Yzma's excellent as well. The heroes are kinda meh, but the overall story is really good as well. Pretty solid film.

47. The number 5 Nominated by: BetrayedTangy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5_%28number%29

The number 5 is a great number. Without it, rankings would be impossible, and I wouldn't have my totally awesome username. Also, counting by 5s is a snap making it a great number for math. Awesome number.

46. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgbcG4G3bVw Nominated by: Chinballz

Hmm, I think I may have ranked this a tad too high, but it's still one of the most hilarious glitches I've seen. I think Bigby's silence totally sells the glitch as well.

45. Board 8 topics where a user ranks anything Nominated by: Xeybozn http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/71872889

These kind of ranking topics are always interesting, as the variety is high and it's just cool to see what people think about the most random of items. They're also easily accessible for everyone as opposed to a more focused ranking topic. As such, they're also a very low risk project to do as you don't really have to worry about interest.

44. Squall Leonhart Nominated by: pjbasis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squall_Leonhart

Squall is a pretty good protagonist, though not my favorite of the main protagonists of Final Fantasy. Though very cold and unemotional, Squall develops nicely throughout the game. I also like his general look a lot.

43. Gameboy Advance SP Nominated by: OrangeCrush980 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_Boy_Advance_SP

A marked improvement over the GBA in every way, it's a nice looking, comfortable, and most importantly super-portable system. While I've never been the biggest fan of portable gaming, it's still a fun little thing to play while passing time in the car and has all the library of the original GBA, so you can't go wrong picking one of these up.

42. Birds Nominated by: Not_an_Owl https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird

Birds are among my favorite kinds of animal, with their beautiful colors, general cool look, and pleasant-sounding (for the most part) honks and chirps. Birds are also among the most varied of animals, with seemingly a million species to its type.

41. Dragon Age: Origins Nominated by: profDEADPOOL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Age:_Origins

Though I never finished, Dragon Age: Origins is a great game with great characters and I always like games with dialogue choices ala Mass Effect. I'd like to go back and finish this off. One weak part was the less than stellar combat however.

40. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM Nominated by: Great_Paul

That was one of the most hilariously awkward things ever. I died laughing when the guy started doing jumping jacks. Really funny stuff, perfectly cringe-worthy.

Nice to see where you sig comes from too Paul.

39. Lily Collins Nominated by: Pokewars https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lily_Collins

Lily Collins is an actress that totally needs more work! She's completely gorgeous and a great actress from what I've seen, and I only wish she's done more so I could rank her higher.

38. Pants Nominated by: Xeybozn https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trousers

Pants are a largely practical and comfortable item to wear and is a common sight everywhere. Boring in practice even if obviously necessary.

37. Feminism Nominated by: crazyisgood https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminism

Feminism is a far more complicated topic than I care to tackle right now, but nevertheless I view it as a very noble and important goal in bringing the world to appreciate equality. Like any cause, extremists can often blow the very goal to a billion pieces and recess things more than anything, but feminism is still a good thing in my eyes. As someone who always strives to treat all people with the respect they deserve, feminism should be treated as a good thing rather than something that gets heavily criticized. But, that's just the way the world is.

36. Bluegrass music Nominated by: Not_an_Owl https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluegrass_music

Bluegrass, while not something I listen regularly, is still nice whenever I stumble upon it accidentally. Bluegrass songs are often simple and serve as great easy-listening, and the instruments jam away. It's a cool genre for sure.

35. Birth of a Nation (1915 film) Nominated by: paulg235 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Birth_of_a_Nation

The Birth of a Nation is a great and interesting piece of film history. For a silent film made in what was still basically the infant stage of filmmaking, Birth of a Nation is revolutionary in its story-telling techniques. However, the film has quite a lot of racist scenes that are pretty hard to watch and it was even used as a KKK recruiting tool. Though I think only true lovers of film can truly appreciate this, it still stands as a really important part of movie history.

34. Brooke Shields Nominated by: Pokewars https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooke_Shields

Brooke Shields is a fantastic actress, best known for starring in the controversial film Pretty Baby, and I've been impressed with her work most everywhere else too. Some of my favorite work from her are her guest star role in the sitcom The Middle. She certainly has some good acting chops.

33. Ronnie James Dio Nominated by: Quick-Man https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronnie_James_Dio

While I'm definitely more of an Ozzy-Sabbath fan, Dio was still one of the best and most influential vocalists in the history of heavy metal, a genre I count among my favorites. Dio was responsible for some of the best metal songs of all time with his bands Dio and Rainbow as well. Dio's sweeping vocals were some of the best, and it's a shame he's left us so soon.

32. Section 8 (Hitman) Nominated by: Jesse_Custer http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Section_8

Section 8 is an ingeniously funny team from the pages of the excellent Hitman series by Garth Ennis. The team is one of the best superhero satires, and the team members each of have their own quirk that make them a riot to read about. It's amazing that they'll be getting their own series but it remains to be seen if it will hold up to Ennis' work.

31. Apple pie Nominated by: Raka_Putra https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_pie

Apple pie is just friggin' delicious. It's easily my favorite type of pie, and it's just an amazing combination of a perfectly crispy crust and the unique taste of the apples contained within. I can have this dessert every day.

30. Power Girl's Boobs Nominated by: scarletspeed7 https://obsidianraine.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/powergirl1-the-hole.jpg

Power Girl's boobs, while very well a sexual icon of comics in their own right, are integral part of Peege's character and it is one of the best examples of sexuality fitting into a character's very personality. Those panels above demonstrate this perfectly, and it is one of the saddest sequences of panels ever in my opinion. It's kinda cool that boobs can have such deep meaning and it is a fantastic subversion of typical sexuality.

29. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m78gYyTrG7Y Nominated by: Xeybozn

The Simpsons have done a lot of couch gags over the years, but I don't think they've ever been as creatively creepy as this one. This intro piques my curiosity in all the right ways; it's morbidly depressing and presents a super-grim reality of the future. I dig the hell out of this stuff, as there's always a bit of truth in what's presented, isn't there?

28. Snakes Nominated by: BetrayedTangy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake

Snakes are generally one of the coolest types of animals and the animal I owe my namesake too. I love their windy curvature, forked tongues, their fangs; most snakes also have cool scaly patterns as well. Very awesome animal type.

27. Kate Mara Nominated by: Johnbobb https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Mara

I've been a fan of Kate ever since she played Hayden on American Horror Story, a role she played with super-intensity and a creepy fierceness. This intensity often carries to her other roles and she's a great actress for it.

26. Community (TV show) Nominated by: Johnbobb https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community_%28TV_series%29

Community is one of the funniest and best comedies ever, and it is just one surprise after the other. I haven't finished the show yet, but I certainly can't wait! And it's even more of a surprise because I didn't really care for the pilot that much. But I stuck with it and got comedy gold.

25. Jackie Chiles (Seinfeld) Nominated by: Jesse_Custer https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Chiles

Jackie is one of Seinfeld's best side characters. His hilarious fast-paced line delivery always gets a laugh, and his role as Kramer's lawyer lead to some of the best situations in the show. My favorite scene of his is probably "Who told you to put the balm on?"

24. Barbeque Nominated by: Chinballz https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue

Barbequed food just tastes absolutely amazing. It has a very unique and very noticeable "outdoorsy" taste and I just love the hell out of it.

23. All-you-can-eat Wings Nominated by: Johnbobb

Wings are one of my favorite foods and when they're all you can eat, you better watch out for me! Seriously great taste and even better when they're practically infinite.

22. McDonald's Nominated by: Raka_Putra https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonald%27s

Concluding the food section of the rankings, McDonald's is yet another amazingly tasting restaurant and always a treat to have. Best in moderation however.

21. Skulls Nominated by: BetrayedTangy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_skull

Skulls are great for keeping everything inside your head nice and protected. They're also one of my favorite design choices! Skulls are great for symbolizing death or just looking cool, and no matter how they're used, I kinda love 'em.

20. Harrison Wells Nominated by: scarletspeed7 http://image-cdn.zap2it.com/images/tom-cavanagh-the-flash-thecw.jpg

You might say he's the Reverse. Wells I dare say was the biggest and best surprise of The Flash, played brilliantly by Tom Cavanagh. Wells altogether is a fantastic character, a man always seemingly hiding something yet at the same time very amicable and a great mentor to the inexperienced Flash. Even once he's revealed to be the Reverse-Flash, Cavanagh does not lose any nuance to the performance but increases his magnificent bastard side tenfold. He may have just debuted in 2014, but to me, he's been a great character for centuries.

19. The sound of a light rain while you sleep Nominated by: Chinballz

This is just one of the most peaceful things ever and it's a great thing to fall asleep too. I'm generally a rain-lover and love downpours, but a light little pitter-patter is perfectly okay.

18. A hypothetical crossover The Punisher Kills the Pokémon Universe Nominated by: Jesse_Custer

Now this is a concept I can get behind! Show those annoying little critters what for Frank! Honestly, the sight in my head of the Punisher shooting Pikachu in the head kinda brings a smile to my face. The ironic thing is that every B8er would read this 'cause Pokemon.

17. Science Fiction Nominated by: scarletspeed7 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science_fiction

Science fiction is an amazing genre with limitless possibilities. While some sci-fi can be bad, most of it is great, with stuff like Star Trek, Star Wars, and Mass Effect being on the forefront as some of the best sci-fi around. My favorite sci-fi however are dystopian futures, where machines have taken over or something to that similar effect. Great stuff.

16. Teen Titans Nominated by: MarquessLaus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teen_Titans

Teen Titans are a great comic team... depending on the writer. There's Wolfman and Perez's Teen Titans which is great, Grayson's Titans which was fantastic, but then there's Lobdell's Teen Titans which I think is just plain trash. The Titans usually have a pretty good line-up and even debuted some great villains, like one of my faves Deathstroke. Generally a good team, but they ebb and flow with the times.

15. 7/10 girls Nominayed by: pjbasis

This is that stupid meme where people go all out crazy judging a girl's looks right? Whatever to that, because from what I can tell, 7/10 girls are all amazing looking and it's kinda dumb to have a meme like that.

14. Taylor Swift Nominated by: Pokewars https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Swift http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22600000/the-biggest-fan-taylor-swift-22675859-500-592.jpg

Taylor Swift is one of my favorite female artists and my favorite celebrity looks-wise. Seriously, Swift is sooooo adorably cute. She has some pretty good, catchy songs that I enjoy listening to, even as a general alt. rock/punk/metal fan. So yeah, she's all-around a great gal!

13. Matt Ryan's John Constantine Nominated by: scarletspeed7 http://media.dcentertainment.com/sites/default/files/imce/2014/03-MAR/CONSTANTINE%20First%20Official%20Image_5321deca57a783.18223099.jpg

Talk about perfect casting, Matt Ryan was an amazing John Constantine that brought all his snarky, trenchcoated arrogance to a show cut down before its prime. Ryan's Constantine performance brought out all sides of his character; the humor, the hidden darkness, the tendency to fuck people over to further his own gains. It was all there, and every minute of it was perfect. It's a shame we may never see this performance again.

12. A Deathstroke series written by Garth Ennis Nominated by: Jesse_Custer

Ennis' talents on Deathstroke would be pretty amazing in my opinion. Deathstroke could get a much needed dose of humor and of course it would be a violently fun romp. Ennis is also good at adding nice depth to his characters. This is the breath of fresh air Deathstroke needs.

11. The original RE1 opening movie Nominated by: pjbasis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GyOYaDHquE

One of my favorite VG openings of all time, it's a perfectly encapsulated b-movie complete with actors who didn't really want to be there, a troubled production, and cheesy horror. It's completely classic. And who can ignore that super-cheesy actionized "starring" sequence.

10. Life is Strange Episode 2 Nominated by: MarquessLaus http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/03/24/life-is-strange-episode-2-review

Life is Strange has been an absolutely breathtaking game series so far. While the best episode was episode 3 so far, episode 2 is absolutely gut-wrenching by the end and features great character bonding between Chloe and Max. What's so great about episode 2 (and the series in general) is the fact that your choices really and truly matter and affect how characters interact with you greatly. Along with the drama and character building, episode 2 does some really amazing world building too. Exploring places like the local diner and Chloe's hideout really give Arcadia Bay a true sense of life and paint a strangely nostalgic picture of not only teenage life, but everyday life. I highly recommend this game series to everyone no matter what kind of gaming fan you are.

9. Coffee Nominated by: OliviaTremor https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee

Well, I'm hopelessly addicted to coffee! I'm drinking a cup as I write this. I have it in the morning, I have it in the afternoon, have it a night. It's tastes amazing with a little creamer and sugar, and is a very "cozy" drink that's perfect for watching a show or movie. Or writing things. Hell, it's just a great socializing drink as well. May be my favorite drink of all.

8. Runaways (BKV’s run only) Nominated by: profDEADPOOL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runaways_%28comics%29

BKV's run was definitely the best for Runaways. He, being the creator, naturally knew the characters best and created a very close-knit and fun team. Moore's run after was okay, but BKV made me fall in love with the characters first.

7. The future Nominated by: Logicblade https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Future

I love the future. It's so cool to think about. What new amazing technological advancements will there be? What disasters? What about myself? It's so fun to ponder and wish I could be alive forever to experience it all.

6. Death (Sandman) Nominated by: profDEADPOOL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_%28DC_Comics%29

As I said in my previous rankings topic, Sandman's Death of the Endless is easily my favorite Death personification. I love her general upbeatness and perkiness, she's really such an adorable and fantastic character. And it's one of the most unique portrayals of Death ever as well. One of my favorites.

5. Eternal Darkness Nominated by: pjbasis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_Darkness

One of my favorite survival horror games, Eternal Darkness' patented "sanity effects" is still one of the best concepts in horror gaming to this day. ED also has really great characters and I love jumping through different time periods.

4. The Silent Hill Series Nominated by: BetrayedTangy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_Hill

My third favorite series in gaming after Resident Evil and Metal Gear, the Silent Hill series is just amazing, especially the first three. They're easily the scariest games I've ever played, and feature some of the best storylines in gaming and hell, just in general media. Silent Hill 2 has my favorite story in all of gaming actually. The ending still gets to me. Need I mention the atmosphere? Locales like hospitals and schools are extremely scary and most importantly claustrophobic settings that really bring out the tense horror. Lighting is kept to a minimum and makes you scared to move ahead. The way these games do horror is just genius. And the soundtrack. Good lord the soundtrack! It's like Nine Inch Nails run through a demonic saw grinder. It's so effective! My favorite OST of the series is SH3, I enjoy the vocal tracks and the soundtrack is generally more peaceful than the first two (well, peaceful for Silent Hill).

Another thing I always enjoyed about the games is the monster representation. I can't think of many other games where the monsters are manifested through the player character's mind. The monsters are grimy and make you not even want to engage them.

Of course, the series has fell into the deep end as of late. While I still think they're damn fine enjoyable games for the most part, they've lost a lot of nuance that the original games had in spades. And while I never played P.T. aka Silent Hills, it looked like a damn scary game but also didn't look very Silent Hill to me. Of course, I'll never get the chance to experience it now sadly and see for myself. Here's to an amazing series, and one that may be better off dead than deprecated.

3. Metallica Nominated by: BetrayedTangy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallica

My favorite band of all time, I've been a huge fan for as long as I remember really. My parents are largely responsible for getting me into them, always playing them in the car or at home and I just loved it. They're probably the only band where I enjoy every one of their songs to some extent. Even on the St. Anger album which I've been learning to better appreciate lately (still their worst though!). The first four albums especially show amazing talent with spiraling riffs and the distinct Hetfield vocals that make him my favorite vocalist. Song themes are dark and deep, dealing with a variety of subjects from war to the broken justice system. Stuff after it isn't as complex I think, however, lyrical prowess is still very strong and I've always loved the experimentation of Load/ReLoad, two very under appreciated albums.

Metallica is also one of the best live bands. S&M is a genius mix of classical and metal, Live Shit: Binge & Purge may be the best show I've ever seen and heard. The energy there is simply unparallelled.

I cannot wait for new material already! Lords of Summer was very promising and seems to be following the Death Magnetic trend of going back to the more thrash metal roots. Metallica will always be my favorite band I think, and I just can't get enough of them.

2. Living  Nominated by: scarletspeed7 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life

I love living. I would not be able to enjoy anything if weren't alive. Everything on this list would not exist without living. It's just the basic facts! Life is just great and there are so many things to see and do. How can it not be one of the best things ever?

1. Your mother Nominated by: Xeybozn

Without my mother, I would not be alive! No brainer really. I'm super close to my mom, she's been a big influence on what I do and love. She always supports me. She was mainly responsible for keeping me alive for at least my first five years! Come on, it's my mom! She's awesome. Got me into horror being a huge horror fan herself, and influenced my music a lot. And she's one of the nicest people you'll ever meet as well.

And that's that.