User:Ox Whitewolf

"Hi." said ox Whitewolf. He complains about how it's lowercase ox and not Ox like his username says. Who is this pale kid? I'm glad you didn't ask. His name is Luke. Joshua Luke Beethoven. His real last name is Beethoven, but he doesn't know you guys, and wishes to not be raped.

He's a pale kid on the internet, probably just like you. Why do you care? You don't, but you're here, and you probably have nothing better to do. Just read.

How did he get here? Well, he's obsessed with Batman. Anything Batman. He found ShadowHalo's top 20 villains list, and fell in love with ShadowHalo, mostly because he upset Luke because there was no Scarecrow.

Then he actually had Scarecrow as number 1. LIKE HE SHOULD BE.

Luke is a pale, 16 year old, JewishNotActuallyButILookJewish kid from [Somewhere].

Luke loves the Walking Dead, and enjoys making people at his school feel uncomfortable.

Luke fell in love on the internet. He says it's hard to explain, but these feelings are the most real things he's ever felt. She lives in another state, which makes Luke all sad inside.

"Boat." said ox Whitewolf.

Shut up Luke. Retard.