Board 8 Ranks Generation II Pokemon

''"I have been here since 2008 and this is one of the greatest projects ever hosted on Board 8." - ''PrestonStarry

"DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT I HAM? DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHO I HAM!?!?!?!?!?" - PrestonStarry

Board 8 Ranks Generation II Pokemon is hosted by starfox2245. starfox2245 originally made a submissions topics where B8 users submit in rankings of his/her own taste in G/S/C Pokemon to starfox2245 via e-mail and averages out the rankings in Excel. Who will be number one and who will be crowned the worst Pokemon of the second generation? Continue to read on and find out. :)

Various Board 8 users compile and rank all 100 Gold / Silver / Crystal Pokemon, however he or she wants and 60 users come together and have a roundtable of discussions, who and where they consider are the best and worst Pokemon from the G/S/C generation.

The Pokemon from Gen II have received general negative reception on Board 8. Many people consider the Pokemon from Gen II a cesspoll of bad Pokemon. Nearly 10% of all of these Pokemon are Baby Pokemon.

"I personally wouldn't even put Chikorita in my Top 200 Pokemon of all-time." - PrestonStarry

"I never really could figure out why people care about breeding Pokemon. The Baby Pokemon always starts at Level 1 and ugggghhh." PrestonStarry

A full list of the users that have chosen to participate in this project are listed below.

A full list of outlining where each user placed, where and what Pokemon at will be provided once the project is completed.

Some users (not all of them) have provided write-ups, giving people a full emphasis of where and why they placed that Pokemon at a certain position.

As with usual ranking topics? A Pokemon placed at #100 is what they consider is the worst Pokemon of the pack and #1 is what he or she considers is his or her favorite from that particular Generation of Pokemon.

"I hope you all have fun with reading this project now ladies and gentlemen. All hail Board 8!" - PrestonStarry

It's worth noting that a rankings topic for the first generation was done but not much was documented or saved from it. :(

Users Participating - Ranking Generation II Pokemon
Approximately 60 Board 8 users submittted rankings for the G/S/C Pokemon.

The list of users can be viewed as follows. Keep in mind some of the names of the users have been abbreviated.

Anagram andy ArkOfTurus Arti Bane BetrayedTangy Brayze_II CasanovaZelos Cody Comm Cybat darkx Dragon66116 Drak ecksgem Eddv Ermine FFD flubbin FrostHarpy Gen GoaFan77 Inviso JONA Karo Kate KBM l3fty Logicblade Magmortar Mana MC_XD MI mnk MSG Natwaf Nick OrangeCrush Paratroopa Paul Poke Preston profDEADPOOL Raka red Sanity scarlet Scepter Snake5s Sorozone starfox Stifled Suor Tennis TexWolf TUM Wickle Wizards Xuxon xx521xx

100. Smoochum






SCORE: 5375

Average Ranking: 89.58 (St. Dev: 20.37) NFE Rank: 46/46 Psychic Rank: 10/10 Ice Rank: 5/5 Baby Pokemon: 8/8 Part of a preexisting line: 19/19

4 - xx521xx 9 - Sanity 21 - Gen 51 - Comm 67 - Suor 68 - Cody 70 - MI 82 - Scepter 84 - Arti 85 - Karo 85 - Kate 89 - OrangeCrush 90 - MSG 92 - Drak 92 - andy 93 - Preston 94 - scarlet 94 - Natwaf 94 - Eddv 94 - Tennis 95 - Logicblade 95 - CasanovaZelos 95 - MC_XD 96 - Raka 96 - red 96 - TUM 96 - TexWolf 96 - Dragon66116 97 - Nick 97 - Mana 97 - Sorozone 97 - Magmortar 97 - profDEADPOOL 97 - Inviso 97 - Bane 97 - Xuxon 98 - darkx 98 - Stifled 98 - Snake5s 98 - starfox 98 - Anagram 98 - JONA 98 - Brayze_II 98 - ArkOfTurus 98 - Poke 99 - FrostHarpy 99 - KBM 99 - FFD 99 - Paul 99 - Paratroopa 99 - Wizards 100 - Ermine 100 - BetrayedTangy 100 - Wickle 100 - Cybat 100 - GoaFan77 100 - flubbin 100 - mnk 100 - ecksgem 100 - l3fty

Sanity: '' Jynx is a funny Pokemon. Smoochum is funny for other reasons. Just imagining this little baby that wants to kiss everything is amusing.''

Gen: '' I can hear the public outcry from miles away. Well guess what? I don't GIVE a flying Rattata's ass! I love Smoochum and none of y'all can stop me. Fine, I'll explain. First off, look at its official art: http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/0/0e/238Smoochum.png. She is like the paragon of GameFreak's trolliness. It's poetry in motion. Can you imagine a GF PSA? "Gaiz we swear we weren't trolling and like uh... there's totes nothing racist insinuated by Jynx we swear k bai". *proceeds to give Jynx's baby form the sassiest of sassy black woman trope poses* I mean she's even doing a neck-roll and mouthing "ooh gurl no you DI'NT!" Have you ever seen Drawn Together? Can you not imagine her with Foxxy Love's voice actress if she could speak at all? I suppose as a black woman I'm supposed to be offended but I mean if you can't laugh at yourself...'

Comm: '' I can't justify putting this in the top half of the rankings, because seriously... look at it. But once I dubbed it "Lil Whore", its always had a place in my heart.''

Suor: '' You look like a little bossy bad b****, but you still got a long way to go before you can compete with motherf***ing Jynx the baddest b**** in town. I suggest you watch more Nicki Minaj videos.''

Arti: Jynx is still waiting for its evolution :(

Preston: '' I wonder what it would be like if they gave Paige in the WWE a germaphobe gimmick. It couldn't as bad as Jillian Hall's singing gimmick right? ''

Natwaf: ''NFE Trash. Adorable, and looks more aesthetically pleasing than Jynx.''

CasanovaZelos: ''In Pokemon Crystal I got this from my egg. I ended up using it in my party, which probably boosted it from rank 98. Still evolves into one of the worst Pokemon ever, and I'm disappointed my egg didn't hatch into Pichu or Elekid.''

Raka:  Chibi Nicki Minaj ^_^

Mana: '' I've never been a fan of Jynx, but I understand the Electabuzz-Magmar-Jynx trio that Smoochum makes sense to exist so early. Still, though, Smoochum is the worst baby. Although as I write this comment, for the first time ever, Smoochum has made me smile. Looking at some its art, my mind is overwhelmed with Baby Plucky quotes. Almost enough to give it one less point... until looking at the other baby hit an even stronger nostalgia vein.''

Magmortar: ''WHAT IS THE DAMN POINT. Magmar and Electabuzz got kids too, but now Smoochum proved to be a red herring since Jynx didn’t evolve with those two! Seriously, what the French toast, Game Freak?!''

Stifled:  Babies aren’t maybes.

Starfox: Oh god why? Jynx was hideous enough, this thing doesn’t need to exist and make it worse. The babies are (mostly) bad, but this one is definitely the worst.

Anagram: It has a cute episode in the anime, so I give it just enough points to overcome Igglybuff and Magby.

Brayze:  A step up from jynx, congratulations smoochum you’re the 9th worst pokemon of all time (thunderous applause)

KBM:  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Paratroopa: ''a tiny, less awful jynx. less awful in this case is damning with faint praise. or maybe faint praising with very, very strong damning''

Ermine:  Get out.

Wickle: '' I said I put Jynx too high. Not making that mistake here!''

Cybat: '' Unlike in gen 1, there are no Pokemon I really hate. That's bad news for concepts I hate, like baby Pokemon. They bring almost nothing to the table design-wise or gameplay-wise. Having this particular baby in last hopefully needs no explanation.''

Goa:  Maybe not quite as ugly as Jynx, but even more useless.

Flubbin: '' Oh god, Smoochum is hideous. Maybe one day Smoochum will be the baddest b**** of all, but today she is a useless embarrassment.''

Ecks: '' Not only do they create a baby form for Jynx of all things, but they name it Smoochum? Really? It's horrendously ugly.''

99. Igglybuff


SCORE: 5277





Average Ranking: 87.95 (St. Dev: 18.90) NFE Rank: 45/46 Fairy Rank: 8/8 Normal Rank: 15/15 Baby Pokemon: 7/8 Part of a preexisting line: 18/19

15 - Bane 23 - Sanity 37 - Preston 49 - MI 53 - Scepter 68 - darkx 68 - Paul 68 - xx521xx 69 - Cody 72 - Karo 74 - Tennis 79 - Eddv 81 - Wizards 83 - Comm 85 - Paratroopa 86 - Brayze_II 87 - OrangeCrush 88 - Xuxon 90 - Ermine 92 - ecksgem 92 - lefty 93 - mnk 94 - Nick 94 - Snake5s 95 - BetrayedTangy 96 - Mana 96 - ArkOfTurus 96 - Poke 97 - starfox 97 - Kate 97 - MC_XD 97 - Gen 97 - red 97 - Arti 97 - andy 97 - Dragon66116 98 - CasanovaZelos 98 - Wickle 98 - Cybat 98 - GoaFan77 98 - FFD 98 - MSG 98 - Inviso 99 - Logicblade 99 - Natwaf 99 - Sorozone 99 - JONA 99 - flubbin 99 - TUM 99 - Magmortar 99 - profDEADPOOL 100 - scarlet 100 - Raka 100 - Stifled 100 - Anagram 100 - FrostHarpy 100 - KBM 100 - Drak 100 - TexWolf 100 - Suor

Sanity:  Not even close to as good as Jigglypuff or even Wigglytuff, but it's still in the family.

Preston: '' I loved that "Streaming Stampede" mini-game in Pokémon Stadium 2 and you were Igglybuff and you counted all the Pokémon that marched in front of you. It was cool. Definitely the best of the Baby Pokémon. Here's some gameplay footage of "Streaming Stampede" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3KY8Th7YhY''

Wizards:  The most pointless baby pokemon I can think of.

Paratroopa:  I used to have a TCG deck based on chansey, igglybuff, cleffa, aka a bunch of dumb pink s*** and it was pretty much the best deck

Brayze:  Less awful now that I know he floats, still number 86 so you can imagine how bad he ranked before (87)

Mana: '' The second-worst baby. Almost was the worst until I looked at Igglybuff again. Igglybuff is a freaking Digimon. Look at those eyes and tell me it doesn't digivolve.''

Starfox: ''I think I might not hate babies as much if they didn’t give them to lines that were already horrible to begin with. But they did. Almost invariably. The few exceptions seem to be the only ones I don’t hate.''

Gen: '' While I realize Jigglypuff is extremely popular in Japan and the advent of horrible baby pokémon meant the opportunity to give adorbubble counterparts to all the fan favorites like Pikachu & company... couldn't they have put a little thought into this? I mean I don't give even a fraction of a damn about Jiggly and I feel for its fanbase. What a wasted opportunity.''

Arti: '' Igglybuff is a dumb name. Not like Wigglytuff is much better though.''

CasanovaZelos:  One of the worst names in Pokemon, and it lacks the cuteness of the other babies.

Wickle: '' puff, tuff, and now the baby is buff? Lol no.''

Cybat:  At least succeeds in being cute.

Goa:  Fans of the Jigglypuff line should be glad I didn't get to vote last round.

Logicblade: '' GArbage baby. Would be fine at 100.''

Natwaf: '' BABY trash. God I hate Baby pokemon. Especially the ones that require ****ing Happiness Evolution AND can't breed in the baby stages. And Igglybuff is UGLY.''

Natwaf’s Nicknames: Igglybuff - Jigglypuff - Wigglytuff Both Genders: Lullaby Flubbin: '' Augh, babies are supposed to be cute. If it’s not at least cute, what the hell is it good for?''

Magmortar: '' Wigglytuff needed an evolution, NOT A…BABY FORM! THERE IS NO REASON AS TO WHY IGGLYBUFF EXISTS MOTHER OF GOD THIS THING IS A PIECE OF ****. It’s not even cute. It looks ****ing terrifying. However, Igglybuff has one and ONLY ONE thing that saves it. It isn’t in the ****ing Chansey line.''

Raka: '' More like ugly barf hahaha. But seriously, it's so bad, meaningless, and ugly. And I like Jigglypuff.''

Stifled:  Babies give rabies.

Anagram: ''Baby pokemon are, with three exceptions, just the absolute worst. Why does this monstrosity even have a squiggly circle on its forehead? It doesn’t map to anything about Jigglypuff or Wigglytuff. Worst of all, it isn’t even cute. It’s got these big evil-looking black eyes when its evolutions don’t''

KBM: '' What is this monstrosity. I have nothing against the CONCEPT of baby Pokémon. There are actually a few that I like. But THIS thing.... *shudder*''

Drak:  WHO LET THE ABOMINATION BREED

Suor: ''Triple testicles spotted on its head. Its red eyes also foreshadow its murderous intentions.''

98. Magby


SCORE: 5071

Average Ranking: 84.52 (St. Dev: 15.28) NFE Rank: 44/46 Fire Rank: 10/10 Baby Pokemon: 6/8 Part of a preexisting line: 17/19

 31 - Arti 44 - Mana 45 - Magmortar 59 - CasanovaZelos 62 - Sanity 66 - Stifled 66 - Brayze_II 66 - profDEADPOOL 69 - Ermine 71 - GoaFan77 71 - MC_XD 73 - Wizards 74 - Cody 74 - Bane 75 - MI 76 - Drak 76 - Dragon66116 78 - scarlet 78 - KBM 82 - Preston 82 - Paul 83 - Karo 84 - xx521xx 86 - red 87 - Nick 87 - BetrayedTangy 87 - Kate 87 - FFD 87 - Paratroopa 88 - OrangeCrush 88 - TexWolf 90 - Scepter 91 - Wickle 91 - MSG 92 - Logicblade 92 - Eddv 94 - Gen 95 - Natwaf 95 - Snake5s 95 - flubbin 95 - TUM 95 - ArkOfTurus 96 - starfox 96 - FrostHarpy 96 - lefty 96 - Xuxon 97 - darkx 97 - Tennis 97 - Poke 98 - Raka 98 - Comm 99 - Anagram 99 - Cybat 99 - mnk 99 - ecksgem 99 - andy 99 - Inviso 99 - Suor 100 - Sorozone 100 - JONA

Anagram: It’s horrible, but at least it will always have the fact that it isn’t Igglybuff.

Brayze: He’s no ....magmar

CasanovaZelos: Not as cool as its evolutions, but I like it by association.

Cybat: Haha what the hell

Flubbin:  Why do bad things happen to good people?

Gen:  It looks like it was made to suck dicks and it does.

KBM: '' Credit where credit's due: This is not one of the horrible baby Pokémon that give them such a bad rap. That being said, this is not one of the good ones, either. I always feel like the lumps on top of its head are its brain poking through its flesh, which gives me a really creepy feeling.''

Magmortar: '' I think it’s cute in its own weird, derpy way, and unlike a lot of other babies, it is actually somewhat usable before it evolves. And it has no really stupid mean of evolving.''

Natwaf: '' NFE Trash. Not a baby, yay! Worst of the 3 though. I mean, look at poor Magby's head. It looks like it has alien eggs inside ready to hatch and pop out and eat people's faces.''

Paratroopa:  one butt on head was a solid decision but magby aren't you taking this a bit far I'm just saying less is more

Preston: '' Another pointless Baby Pokémon. Magby looks like it's suffering from brain hemorrhaging. Boring. Does anybody remember Chris Routly's Survivor SketchBoy Comics? '' http://survivor.thesketchpad.net/

Raka:  If there's a God, he would have put this thing out of its misery.

Stifled:  Much less offensive than other babies.

Suor: '' In the last topic, Board 8 identified its awkward tumors as headboobs. Evolves into lolmagmar the joke dumb duck pokémon.''

97. Snubbull


SCORE: 5048

Average Ranking: 84.13 (St. Dev: 14.12) NFE Rank: 43/46 Fairy Rank: 7/8 Snubbull Line: 2/2

26 - ArkOfTurus 57 - Tennis 60 - MI 63 - profDEADPOOL 64 - BetrayedTangy 65 - darkx 67 - CasanovaZelos 67 - Cody 69 - Snake5s 70 - Ermine 72 - Natwaf 72 - red 74 - Nick 75 - Inviso 77 - Karo 77 - Eddv 77 - FFD 78 - flubbin 78 - Magmortar 78 - Poke 80 - scarlet 80 - mnk 81 - lefty 84 - Scepter 85 - Cybat 85 - Wizards 86 - Raka 86 - FrostHarpy 86 - Wickle 86 - MC_XD 86 - Comm 88 - Arti 88 - Dragon66116 90 - Sorozone 90 - KBM 90 - TUM 91 - Mana 91 - Stifled 91 - Drak 91 - ecksgem 92 - OrangeCrush 92 - Anagram 92 - Kate 94 - JONA 94 - Suor 94 - Xuxon 95 - xx521xx 96 - Logicblade 99 - GoaFan77 99 - TexWolf 100 - Preston 100 - starfox 100 - MSG 100 - Brayze_II 100 - Gen 100 - Sanity 100 - andy 100 - Paul 100 - Paratroopa 100 - Bane

Anagram: ''Snubbull is ugly as hell, and not in a good way. It also misses a huge opportunity to be a dog made out of bubbles. It wears a dress you’d expect on Mimi from the Drew Carry Show. I can handle ugliness, but this is way over the line.''

Brayze: This pokemon was designed to be appealing to women, somehow I don’t think any women worked at gamefreak at that time

CasanovaZelos: ''I predict most people really hate this thing, but I love its stuck up attitude. Also the Fairy Pokemon.''

Cybat: "Ugly cute" doesn't really do anything for me, sorry.

Gen: ''You would not believe the epic battle that went on for my bottom spot. It was such a close race between five very eligible candidates, but ultimately I decided upon this... creature. Let me get one thing straight: I am a dog person. I love dogs almost as much as Roy Mustang. Even I, though, am not very fond of dogs of the bull variety. They're slobbery, gross, gassy, and most unforgivable of all they are ugly. Not cute-ugly like old people or babies with unattractive parents, just plain ugly. I can forgive an ugly pokémon, but not one that tries so hard and fails to be cute. That hideous tutu... those heinous polka dots, that hellish <span class="h39ep" id="h39ep_2" style="height: 14px;">FACE ! I can't even''

Goa: If you hate girls pampering tiny dogs in <span class="h39ep" id="h39ep_8" style="height: 14px;">real life, this is basically the Pokemon equivalent.

KBM: ''There's something really off-putting about Snubbull. I'm not even sure if it's supposed to be cute or not.''

Logicblade:  Is bad, but would not be fine at 100.

Magmortar: '' You cannot look at me with a straight face and tell me that’s a fairy. There’s no way. I like all sorts of dogs but Snubbull is an ugly mother.''

Mana: '' Never really like the Snubbull line, and he made a terrible Jigglypuff-type character int he show IIRC. Goofy looking and swarm only. ''

MSG: '' My least favorite Pokemon ever created. Just look at it. It's a living oxymoron. From the look of its face, I assume it's supposed to be designed as a relatively vicious <span class="h39ep" id="h39ep_4" style="height: 14px;">First -Stage normal type. But it has little cute paws for feet, stubs for hands, and then, like, a skirt for a body and double ears, I guess? I don't even know what either of those are. I mean, you know what color scheme just screams vicious? Pink with baby blue polka dots. So I guess it's not supposed to be vicious. Then what's with the face? Just looking at it pisses me off. F*** Snubbull, seriously.''

Natwaf:  I know it's supposed to be ugly, but I just love Pugs and dogs like that.

Paratroopa: ''a gross, ugly bulldog that looks like it's wearing some kind of awful polka dot maternity dress that someone would have worn in 1910? what a great pokemon! the kids will love it. ''

Preston: '' Snubbull is the Russell Hantz of Pokémon. I'm not sure if Snubbull is supposed to resemble a pit bull or a bull dog but I could care less. From the time it was I was born to mid-2002 (1993-2002) I was living in a house where my next door neighbor was a drug dealer that had a pit bull that would deposit it's feces on my front yard almost every day. It was gross. Compostable bags were hard to come by back then. I moved to a new house in July 2002 and then started 3rd Grade from there and well...yeah.'' That pit bull nearly mauled to death my own brother in the front yard one time. There will never be a Pokémon as bad as Snubbull. Only Goldeen can be compared in the same league as Snubbull. Last place. Thank you everyone. F*** you Snubull f*** you.

Raka:  A charming eyesore vomit

Sanity: '' Worst Pokemon so far from the first two Gens. This design is ass. Just so terrible looking.''

Starfox: ''I don’t even know where to begin to describe how much I hate this thing. I guess I should start by saying that I love dogs. Pretty much everyone here that knows me is already well aware of this. Which is exactly why I despise this hideous monstrosity. It’s ugly as sin in every possible way you could use that term. Its face looks like it’s been smashing it repeatedly against a wall like he’s a mentally challenged Uga (although I guess the mentally challenged part is redundant there). Then it decides that the appropriate attire to fit its face is a pink tutu with baby blue poka dots. What? You were already difficult to look at, and then you go and give yourself one of the worst color schemes imaginable? And hell, now you want to be a fairy? As if joining the worst type by a country mile would somehow improve your awfulness? A type you don’t even remotely fit? And then to top it off, you prance around pretending to be one of my favorite things on this planet. No. Cast yourself back into the fiery chasm from which you came, and let me forget that you exist. The fact that there manages to be one Pokemon more offensive than this is nothing short of astonishing.''

Stifled:  Creepy prissy angry dog.

Suor:  See Granbull, but b****ier.

96. Cleffa


SCORE: 5041

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 84.02 (St. Dev: 18.91) NFE Rank: 42/46 Fairy Rank: 6/8 Baby Pokemon: 5/8 Part of a preexisting line: 16/19

<p class="MsoNormal">10 - Xuxon 26 - OrangeCrush 29 - Drak 39 - Inviso 59 - Gen 60 - Wizards 65 - mnk 66 - MI 69 - Paul 71 - Karo 72 - MC_XD 75 - GoaFan77 76 - Mana 77 - Kate 78 - Eddv 80 - Poke 81 - CasanovaZelos 82 - Brayze_II 83 - Bane 86 - darkx 86 - andy 87 - TexWolf 88 - Preston 88 - Snake5s 88 - Paratroopa 89 - Sanity 90 - JONA 91 - Logicblade 91 - Arti 91 - lefty 91 - xx521xx 92 - FrostHarpy 92 - BetrayedTangy 92 - Cody 92 - Suor 93 - Nick 93 - Raka 93 - flubbin 93 - ecksgem 93 - ArkOfTurus 94 - Scepter 94 - Sorozone 95 - starfox 95 - Tennis 97 - Ermine 97 - Anagram 97 - Wickle 97 - KBM 97 - Cybat 97 - FFD 97 - TUM 98 - Natwaf 98 - red 98 - Magmortar 98 - profDEADPOOL 99 - scarlet 99 - Stifled 99 - MSG 99 - Comm 99 - Dragon66116

Anagram: ''Look at its ears. I just want to… I just want to build a motorcycle, and have its ears be the handlebars, with its body just squeezed in as the front.''

Arti: Baby Pokemon are no good.

Brayze: Boy this thing needs a smaller, feebler <span class="k378x6762" id="k378x6762_7" style="height: 14px;">first evolution, that would be for the best' said nobody ever

CasanovaZelos: ''A teeny bit cute, but pointless. The cutoff for Pokemon I either dislike or can't bring myself to <span class="k378x6762" id="k378x6762_5" style="height: 14px;">care about.''

Cybat: Cleffa has the benefit of not looking quite as dumb as some of its fellow babies.

Drak: '' I don't like either of its evolutions, but I do like cleffa. it's cute in an understated way, without being ostentatious and showboating (see: jigglypuff, sylveon). if I had one in real life I would set it on my desk and absentmindedly pat it every so often.''

Gen: '' does it really need to exist? No, not at all. But I'm kinda glad it does because it's so cute that looking at it makes me happy.''

Goa:  I actually like this line, but we don't need <span class="k378x6762" id="k378x6762_4" style="height: 14px;">more pink balls with even worse stats than they had in gen I.

KBM: '' To use an age-old cliché: if there was an entry in the dictionary for “trying too hard,” a picture of THIS would probably be next to it. I already have never liked Clefairy, and this just makes the whole evolutionary line that much worse.''

Magmortar: '' Still a piece of ****. Not as bad as Igglybuff because if Clefable got an evolution, said evolution would probably have been banished to Ubers in this generation considering how good Clefable is now. So yeah. Wigglytuff sucks, and so does Cleffa.''

Mana: '' Cute baby. Worlds better than Smoochum and Igglybuff.''

Natwaf: '' BABY trash. Cleffa, unlike Igglybuff, is actually cute. Still doesn't excuse the hassle from trying to breed a good one. Natwaf's Nicknames: Cleffa - Clefairy - Clefable Male: Armstrong Female: Kaguya'' OrangeCrush:  I remember her being good in the card game

Paratroopa:  "WE MADE THIS SMALL CUTE PINK THING BUT NOW WE NEED TO MAKE A NEW SMALL CUTE PINK THING. WHAT DO WE DO AS A FOLLOWUP" "I KNOW" (copy, paste, size = 75%)

Preston: '' I'm for certain just going to rank the Red/Blue/Yellow/<span class="k378x6762" id="k378x6762_6" style="height: 14px;">Gold /Silver/Crystal generations. Going beyond 250 Pokémon is just preposterous. Hence forth I bring you Cleffa. Another useless Baby Pokémon that was introduced in G/S/C. Moving on.''

Raka: '' At least it didn't ruin its evolution. *jeers at Igglybuff*''

Starfox: ''I wasn’t originally going to do a writeup on this, but then when I thought about it, I realized it looked like a Luma. Bumped it up a spot for that.''

Stifled:  Babies are scabies.

Suor: '' I just realized it kind of looks like a Luma while writing this. This discovery earned it a 6-spots boost.''

Wickle: '' What is on its head? Seriously…''

95. Sunkern


SCORE: 4888

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 81.47 (St. Dev: 15.69) NFE Rank: 41/46 Grass Rank: 10/10 Sunkern Line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">37 - Brayze_II 46 - lefty 49 - Natwaf 52 - xx521xx 54 - OrangeCrush 55 - Poke 56 - Logicblade 56 - MI 58 - Kate 65 - Wickle 65 - Drak 66 - KBM 69 - andy 71 - Preston 75 - Tennis 75 - TexWolf 76 - Karo 76 - mnk 76 - TUM 77 - darkx 77 - Sanity 77 - Wizards 81 - FFD 83 - Suor 84 - scarlet 84 - Inviso 85 - starfox 86 - Eddv 86 - Paratroopa 87 - Paul 88 - Scepter 88 - red 88 - ArkOfTurus 89 - Sorozone 89 - Cybat 89 - Arti 89 - Magmortar 89 - Bane 91 - MC_XD 92 - Ermine 93 - BetrayedTangy 93 - MSG 93 - Gen 93 - profDEADPOOL 94 - Anagram 95 - Nick 95 - Raka 95 - Stifled 95 - FrostHarpy 95 - JONA 95 - Comm 95 - ecksgem 96 - Snake5s 96 - GoaFan77 97 - flubbin 98 - Mana 98 - Dragon66116 98 - Xuxon 99 - CasanovaZelos 99 - Cody

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  ''I love him and was so sad when it turned out he evolved into a piece of junk. By far the best seed-based pokemon, Imagine planting a seed and getting a sunflora I would not stop screaming''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  It's just a pathetic little seed.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Design-wise, it's very on point. Seeds do grow into flowers and don't really do much fighting. But yeah, lowest BST of any Pokemon. Ouch.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Ecks:  The design is kind of cute, but it's just a bad, unnecessary line.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  This is just a f***ing seed with a face on it!

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Goa:  I like sunflowers, but they were a little bit too generic with this line.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  It may drop out of the sky suddenly.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It would probably be a lot higher if it DIDN’T evolve. It’s just so awful, but being awful in your first form is just not as meaningful as being a terrible fully evolved mon.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''Sunkern is just such a disappointing Pokemon. I hate using Stones to evolve in the first place and such a poor Pokemon needing one to evolve, and not even getting something good out of it, is horrible. ''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">MSG:  ''The worst Pokemon still to this day. Kinda random, considering all the babies and Magikarps of the world, but there ya go.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''All hail king of the NFE Trash. Lowest BST EVER. So bad I just have to love it. Still bad though.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''"someday, I'll grow up and be a cool pokemon that everyone likes!" keep believing in that dream, sunkern. shhhhhh. it'll be okay.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''I actually don't mind Sunkern all that much. But Sunkern has the lowest stats of ANY Pokémon on record as of 2014. I have to put it and it's under eye bags no higher than this. Oh who am I kidding? Sunkern isn't not that great.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  Isn't this what hamsters eat?

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Starfox:  ''I don’t hate Sunkern, I guess, but it definitely would have helped if its evolution wasn’t even worse. I also find it kinda lame that with all of the Pokemon that have gimmicks surrounding how weak they are, this random ass grass type has the lowest base stat total''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''Sunflower seeds are for planting and eating. Not for wasting my oxygen.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  Imagine how cool this could've been if it used its leaves as a helicopter instead of swinging them like a dummy.

94. Skiploom


SCORE: 4776

Average Ranking: 79.60 (St. Dev: 14.49)

<p class="MsoNormal">NFE Rank: 40/46 Grass Rank: 9/10 Flying Rank: 19/19 Hoppip Line: 3/3

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<p class="MsoNormal">42 - Poke 46 - Preston 47 - Raka 49 - Sanity 51 - mnk 55 - Comm 56 - Karo 57 - Drak 63 - xx521xx 67 - TUM 69 - FFD 70 - Logicblade 71 - Scepter 72 - TexWolf 72 - ArkOfTurus 74 - Sorozone 74 - lefty 75 - OrangeCrush 75 - Wickle 75 - KBM 75 - Xuxon 76 - MC_XD 77 - Mana 78 - Cybat 78 - Wizards 79 - Ermine 79 - andy 81 - Eddv 81 - GoaFan77 82 - Kate 83 - Paratroopa 85 - FrostHarpy 85 - Paul 86 - flubbin 87 - Brayze_II 88 - Tennis 88 - MSG 88 - Bane 89 - starfox 89 - Anagram 89 - Gen 89 - red 90 - Natwaf 90 - Dragon66116 91 - Nick 91 - profDEADPOOL 92 - Snake5s 92 - Arti 93 - Stifled 93 - CasanovaZelos 93 - Cody 93 - JONA 94 - Magmortar 95 - darkx 95 - scarlet 95 - Inviso 95 - Suor 96 - MI 97 - ecksgem 99 - BetrayedTangy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  “Quick, we need a mid-evolution for a grass/flying type.” “Uhhhhh just make a green blob with a flower that acts like a helicopter.” “BRILLIANT.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Arti:  All three of this line are terrible.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  ''jumpluffs have a difficult puberty, also now that I think about it jumpluff pluffs are actually their gonads aren’t they, so they literally fly with their junk. Science''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  This was the least deserving three step line.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''I really enjoy the theme names for this line. This one is kinda chubby-looking compared to the other two, but at least it looks happy.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Ecks:  Hoppip and Jumpluff are at least kind of cute, Skiploom is like an awkward guy standing alone in the corner at a party and just watching everyone because he's ugly and no one wants to talk to him. <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  It gets worse when it evolves.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Goa:  Another middle evolution that serves absolutely no purpose besides being slightly less useless to use than the first form.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  I mean, the design is okay, but the typing is weird and the whole line is ultimately forgettable.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It looks so stupid. Expect to hear this many, many times in this generation’s writeups.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''If I didn't have a soft spot for how inoffensive Hoppip and Jumpluff liked to be, Skiploom would be much lower. Cool little dandelion.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''Honest to god I don't know what to say here. This entire line is my very definition of MEH. Well, I guess that's not true. It's weak as hell, and for my 100% Super Chatelaine Nita counter, I needed a high leveled one to pass Worry Seed to a Cottonee. Skiploom is the worst of the lost.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''I predict that I will be the only person to have something insightful to say about skiploom. just kidding, I don't have anything insightful to say about skiploom.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''You people shouldn't be aghast by this elimination. Hoppip line was basically the Oddish line of the G/S/C generation. Which is why I'm NOTgoing to rank any of the Pokémon past the G/S/C generations. Skiploom loses points for unoriginality but it's cute but on the other hand? Oddish is obtainable in G/S/C so it makes me question the purpose of Hoppip.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''Best of its line. It doesn't burn my eyes, unlike Hoppip, and it's discernible, unlike Jumpluff.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  Uh-huh.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''There are things that just have no right to exist but words can't really explain why. Just look at it.''

93. Tyrogue


SCORE: 4654

Average Ranking: 77.57 (St. Dev: 22.81)

<p class="MsoNormal">NFE Rank: 39/46 Fighting Rank: 3/3 Baby Rank: 4/8 Part of a preexisting line: 15/19 Tyrogue Line (Gen II): 2/2

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<p class="MsoNormal">3 - BetrayedTangy 26 - TUM 32 - Anagram 33 - Drak 38 - Eddv 41 - KBM 44 - GoaFan77 44 - profDEADPOOL 47 - Mana 54 - CasanovaZelos 55 - Wizards 57 - FrostHarpy 57 - Arti 63 - scarlet 64 - starfox 65 - Raka 66 - Sorozone 66 - FFD 68 - Snake5s 76 - Logicblade 76 - Tennis 77 - Comm 77 - MI 78 - MC_XD 80 - Ermine 82 - Nick 85 - Bane 86 - OrangeCrush 86 - ecksgem 87 - JONA 88 - Kate 88 - Brayze_II 89 - Dragon66116 90 - Poke 90 - lefty 91 - Karo 91 - TexWolf 91 - ArkOfTurus 94 - flubbin 94 - MSG 94 - red 94 - andy 94 - Paratroopa 95 - mnk 95 - Paul 96 - Preston 96 - darkx 96 - Wickle 96 - Cybat 96 - Sanity 96 - Magmortar 97 - Natwaf 97 - Stifled 97 - Suor 98 - Cody 99 - Scepter 99 - Gen 100 - Inviso 100 - xx521xx 100 - Xuxon

<p class="MsoNormal">BetrayedTangy: ''I've had a weird history with Pokemon, aside from a couple of VHS tapes I owned, I had very little exposure of Gen II until moderately recently, as such I don't have much experience using a lot of these Pokemon. Which is why I like Tyrogue, despite being a baby Pokemon, I've always viewed him as the little underdog trying to make his way to the top by training, and guess what you 'kinda' get to to choose where he ends up. And I've always been a huge fan of underdogs.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''One of the three non-crap baby pokemon. I never had the patience to properly evolve one of these things.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''Cool, Eeveeish idea to bring Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan, two that I've always really liked, together into one family. I really enjoy this concept and I'm sure I'll have to use one at SOME point. Perhaps the next time I play through Gen 2 again I'll make room for it.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Goa:  At least he has a lot of cool evolutions to turn into.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  ''The one baby Pokemon from Gen II that doesn't go for cuteness. Bringing the Hitmon line together was a great idea. <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  Cool gimmick. That's it.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">OrangeCrush:  I like how he connected the Hitmons, but on his own he sucks <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  Another baby, and as a special bonus it has the most irritating evolution method in the game

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Flubbin:  why why why why why why why dear god why

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  if there's anything about tyrogue that anyone really finds appealing I'll be sort of surprised

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''10% of these newbies in Gold, Silver and Crystal are Baby Pokémon. Hera help us. ''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  Hitmons were better stand-alone.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''The idea of branched evolution is neat in theory but in this case just annoying in practice. And it looks dumb.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''One of the single most annoying evolution mechanics that does not involve trading ever. And it sucks. Why is it purple while everything it involves into is brown? Hitmonchan at least wears purple, but that’s not good enough.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''NFE Trash with the 2nd worst evolution method ever. MY GOD WHY! I mean, on paper, it's a cool concept, but in practice, it just makes getting the Hitmon you want so annoying.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  Please stop with the babies.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  Looks like an annoying Dragon Ball kid whose destiny is to never ever become overpowered.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''A close battle took place as to who would take my spot for bottom baby. There were many contenders but really only two were ever in the race. As to how I decided, I need only have looked at Tyrogue's bulbapedia entry to recall what a pain in the ass it was to evolve it.''

92. Remoraid


SCORE: 4646

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 77.43 (St. Dev: 19.19) NFE Rank: 38/46 Water Rank: 18/18 Remoraid Line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">21 - TexWolf 22 - Ermine 36 - profDEADPOOL 41 - Magmortar 45 - FrostHarpy 53 - Wickle 54 - Anagram 54 - Tennis 56 - Eddv 57 - Cybat 60 - Preston 62 - KBM 62 - GoaFan77 62 - Paratroopa 62 - lefty 63 - andy 64 - Drak 67 - OrangeCrush 69 - scarlet 74 - Snake5s 76 - darkx 77 - Logicblade 77 - Sorozone 78 - FFD 80 - starfox 80 - Gen 83 - MC_XD 83 - Brayze_II 86 - MSG 86 - Inviso 87 - Natwaf 87 - CasanovaZelos 87 - Karo 87 - mnk 87 - TUM 87 - xx521xx 88 - BetrayedTangy 88 - Sanity 89 - MI 89 - ArkOfTurus 90 - Nick 90 - Kate 90 - Comm 90 - Arti 91 - Raka 91 - JONA 91 - Suor 91 - Poke 94 - Mana 95 - Cody 95 - red 95 - Dragon66116 95 - Xuxon 96 - Stifled 96 - Wizards 96 - Bane 98 - flubbin 98 - ecksgem 98 - Paul 100 - Scepter

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It’s a gun. And a fish. It can also outrun Machamp, something it can’t do when it evolves. Now you know.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  I don't know what it's supposed to be, but it evolves into A CANNON OCTOPUS, BRING IT!!

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  Ranked this high solely due to the pokemon comic where someone kills Bruce Wayne’s parents with it.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  How in the hell do you turn into an octopus

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  Meh.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''It's kind of just your average, run-of-the-mill Water type Pokémon. Which means there's a ton better to choose from.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/364/5/f/remoraid_by_yamashitathewildcat-d4kpjhy.png AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Drak:  One of the most forgettable pokemon in existence, but it keeps good company (Mantine), which is enough to keep it from being bottom of the barrel.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Starfox:  ''I will always forget that this thing exists. Which is weird, because I like Octillery. Maybe that’s because its evolution makes no sense, I dunno.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  This is a pokémon that exists.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  The jacked up eggplant of the sea

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">MSG:  Posting write-up in hopes of being only one for this thing no one even remembers existed.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''NFE Trash, and a very odd evolutionary line. And it's also an evolutionary requirement of a different line. Neat.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  It's a fish.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''Good name, but that's about it. I think it's meant to be a gun-fish?''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''It just occurred to me: if Remoraid is part of Mantine, and it learns Flamethrower and other cool stuff, why shouldn't Mantine be able to use them through it as well? I want a fire-breathing manta-ray :(''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''Despite being its own Pokemon and featured in Mantine's art, as well as part of Mantyke's evolution later on, Remoraid is utterly forgettable. Forgettable art as a forgettable type. Octillery feels like such a standalone Pokemon.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  It’s such a boring fish I don’t even know that I’d want to eat it.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Flubbin:  It’s so freakin’ ugly.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Ecks:  ''Remoraid looks constantly surprised with its mouth open, that's the most notable thing about it to me. I actually completely forgot that it evolved into Octillery until I looked it up.''

91. Pupitar


SCORE: 4441

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 74.02 (St. Dev: 20.60) NFE Rank: 37/46 Rock Rank: 7/7 Ground Rank: 10/10 Larvitar Line: 3/3

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<p class="MsoNormal">12 - Brayze_II 17 - profDEADPOOL 28 - Paul 32 - TUM 32 - TexWolf 39 - Dragon66116 41 - FrostHarpy 45 - starfox 55 - Natwaf 58 - Eddv 59 - KBM 60 - mnk 62 - Tennis 65 - ArkOfTurus 67 - Magmortar 67 - Xuxon 70 - Snake5s 70 - Arti 71 - Nick 71 - CasanovaZelos 71 - andy 72 - Ermine 74 - MSG 75 - Raka 75 - Drak 75 - Paratroopa 76 - scarlet 76 - Bane 78 - Gen 79 - OrangeCrush 79 - GoaFan77 79 - MI 81 - ecksgem 83 - Logicblade 84 - Preston 84 - darkx 84 - FFD 85 - MC_XD 85 - red 85 - Inviso 86 - Suor 87 - Stifled 87 - Cybat 88 - JONA 88 - Wizards 89 - Kate 89 - Comm 90 - Mana 91 - BetrayedTangy 91 - flubbin 92 - Sorozone 93 - Scepter 93 - Anagram 93 - Wickle 94 - Sanity 94 - xx521xx 97 - Karo 99 - Poke 99 - lefty 100 - Cody

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  In stadium 2 he literally vibrated with barely concealed rage

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''While this NFE Trash came out of nowhere, I think it's an improvement over Larvitar's looks. Now THIS is an intimidating cocoon.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''It's basically Kakuna and Metapod on 'roids. And NOT a bug type. I really don't see how that can be a bad thing, but it's not the MOST interesting thing.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It’s another cocoon, but it’s actually useful from time to time. If you get STAB on EdgeQuake you aren’t bad almost by default. Almost.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  How is this related to Larvitar and Tyranitar?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">MSG:  ''I would really like to know whose brilliant idea it was to give a cocoon stage to a pseudo-legendary line. Because I want to punch them in the dick.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  WTF I can't make the head or tail of this abomination.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  sometimes I also angrily vibrate with seething rage too so pupitar really speaks to me as a human being

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''I feel so sorry for most cocoon pokémon. Nobody luffs them, and for good reason because until Gen V Nintendo never gave anyone a legitimate reason. At least his face is cooler than most.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Goa:  ''My bad, there is a cocoon in this gen, its just not for a bug. If I ranked you lower than this guy, its a good sign you suck.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Logicblade:  ''Pupitar just looks dumb, I tend to ignore it as a middle stage. This one also started the trend of the second stage of psuedo legends being kinda garbo''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''Why do people haze each other so much on Board 8? I don't understand. :( Anyways. I don't really like Pupitar. If anything else? I would feel like people would mistake it as an evolution for Metapod. I'm not sure what it is but Pupitar has a pretty weird exoskeleton and that's why I don't like Pupitar very much.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  Cocoons are cooler than their pre-evos because they're inoffensive.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''So the turd evolves into a turd cocoon? And what does that make Tyranitar? A massive, stomach bursting, world record breaking pile of crap that grew inside of a turd cocoon? Who the hell came up with this?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  Hurry up and evolve already

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Wizards:  ''Started the trend of ugly middle evos for pseudo-legendaries. ''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''I don't understand Pupitar. You go from small dragon to big dragon, but in-between is this guy. I don't understand. ''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Flubbin:  ''Poor Pupitar doesn’t really have a lot going for him. He’s transition from something cute to something awesome, but he himself is kind of bad.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  Possibly the most inexplicable cocoon pokemon out of the eighteen-billion different ones.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  ''lolol poopitar. Seriously though, this poke didn't need a cocoon.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Karo:  Although it it pronounced 'pew-pa-tar' as in a pupa, a more fitting pronunciation would be 'poop-a-tar' because it looks like an extra-chunky piece of s***. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''90. Granbull''' 

SCORE: 4421

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 73.68 (St. Dev: 20.34) Fully Evolved Rank: 54/54 Fairy Rank: 5/8 Snubbull Line: 1/2

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<p class="MsoNormal">13 - Magmortar 25 - Cody 32 - Natwaf 38 - Wizards 39 - ArkOfTurus 45 - mnk 47 - Eddv 49 - scarlet 49 - Inviso 52 - red 55 - Sorozone 58 - Snake5s 58 - starfox 61 - Cybat 61 - profDEADPOOL 62 - Mana 63 - TUM 64 - Gen 65 - MC_XD 66 - Anagram 66 - Arti 68 - Brayze_II 68 - Xuxon 73 - Nick 73 - CasanovaZelos 74 - Scepter 74 - Kate 75 - Comm 76 - FrostHarpy 77 - Dragon66116 78 - Ermine 78 - JONA 79 - flubbin 81 - Karo 81 - Drak 82 - BetrayedTangy 82 - KBM 83 - Stifled 85 - FFD 87 - Wickle 87 - Poke 90 - Logicblade 90 - Paratroopa 91 - Paul 91 - MI 92 - GoaFan77 93 - OrangeCrush 93 - Tennis 93 - TexWolf 93 - andy 94 - ecksgem 94 - lefty 95 - Preston 96 - MSG 96 - Suor 96 - xx521xx 97 - Raka 99 - Sanity 99 - Bane 100 - darkx

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Great design. I like bulldogs, and it’s clear THIS one is going to just tear you limb from limb with that jaw of its. I don’t know why it’s a Fairy (might be to help it stand out from Ursaring) but injects some much needed beastness into the typing.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Gotta be the oversized Fangs. Plus, Play Rough. Natwaf’s Nicknames: Snubbul-Granbull Male: Frank Female: Big Patty''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''It’s definitely better than Snubbull. At least this one is clear on the fact that it’s supposed to be tough, despite being pink, and it ditched the dress. Becoming a fairy still hurts it though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Fairy and Play Rough helped it a lot. Can't fault them for how it looks mean and unappealing since that was their goal, but, well…''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: I must give it props for TRYING to redeem it's abysmal first form, but it's far too little and way too late.

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Less terrible Snubbull. At least its ugliness now serves a purpose (making it look strong) and it dumped the dress. I can also get behind the collar it apparently evolved to have.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Getting fairy type was good for him but it doesn’t fix that he’s a pink bulldog

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Kind of a weird looking thing. Loses a bit of charm from Snubbull.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: Forgettable, but at least it's a good bit better than Snubbull.

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: Ugly angry dog.

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ugly pink bulldogs are definitely a thing that is not the best thing

<p class="MsoNormal">Ecks: ''It was originally higher because I thought it wasn't quite as ugly as Snubbull. I was very wrong.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: I rather have a Pokémon that looks like a pair of burglar bars than this ugly mutt.

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''A candy with anger problems. It becoming a Fairy type achieved the apparently impossible feat of making it even more creepy.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Fun fact, I didn't know Snubbull could evolve for, like, 3 gens? And I was fully happy and content. I mean, just look at this thing…ugly coloration, ugly proportions, ugly lower fangs…''

<p class="MsoNormal">Sanity: Almost as terrible as Snubbull. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''89. Ledyba''' 

SCORE: 4214

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 70.23 (St. Dev: 16.15) NFE Rank: 36/46 Bug Rank: 10/10 Flying Rank: 18/19 Ledyba Line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">20 - Poke 32 - Tennis 32 - profDEADPOOL 46 - xx521xx 47 - flubbin 47 - lefty 49 - Bane 53 - Drak 54 - Scepter 55 - Sanity 59 - Wickle 60 - Mana 60 - Ermine 60 - OrangeCrush 60 - Gen 61 - andy 62 - FFD 62 - TUM 63 - FrostHarpy 63 - MI 64 - scarlet 65 - Sorozone 66 - Preston 66 - Wizards 67 - MSG 68 - Eddv 68 - MC_XD 72 - Anagram 72 - Kate 72 - mnk 73 - starfox 73 - TexWolf 73 - Inviso 76 - Brayze_II 76 - red 76 - Magmortar 77 - KBM 78 - Xuxon 79 - Raka 79 - Karo 80 - Nick 80 - ArkOfTurus 82 - Snake5s 82 - Cybat 83 - ecksgem 84 - BetrayedTangy 84 - Paratroopa 84 - Suor 85 - darkx 85 - Dragon66116 86 - Natwaf 87 - Logicblade 87 - Cody 88 - GoaFan77 88 - Paul 90 - Stifled 91 - Comm 92 - JONA 94 - Arti 97 - CasanovaZelos

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Poke:  Hello Mr. happy ladybug.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Flubbin:  I wish Ledyba and Ledian were more useful because I actually like them quite a bit.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''Yeah I know it sucks. But I like ladybug beetles and I will not apologize for it!''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''I really don't get the Amanda Kimmel hate. I really don't. She was the first Survivor contestant to be on the show for 100+ days before that record was broken by Shallow and Mariano. You have to be doing something right.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  I feel like it should be the comedy relief sidekick to the main character on a Saturday morning cartoon where everyone is a talking animal of some kind.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  Oh hey who even cares about you ledyba

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It’s pretty damn adorable, but it is otherwise next to useless. That’s actually better than a lot of Pokemon. Ledian could’ve taken advantage of at least that first part, so it’d be mildly forgettable instead of completely ****ing forgettable.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''Cute for a bug. But I don't really like bugs.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  Somehow they could make a worse and boring bug Pokemon than Yanma in the same generation, that takes talent

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Aw, look at him. He just wants to be at all interesting or useful. Keep hoping, buddy.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  I'm afraid of bugs in real life but if they were like this I'd just feel sorry for them

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''A lady bug called Ledyba. Genius.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''NFE Trash. How unfortunate that I associate this with Fist of the North Star. Looks better than it's FE though, at least Ledyba is cute.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Goa:  Well, at least they didn't give this generation any cocoons.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''It’s a ladybug. Nothing to see here.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Arti:  I can never wake up in the morning anymore unless I'm going to work

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  The most forgettable first route Pokemon.

88. Hoppip


SCORE: 4202

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 70.07 (St. Dev: 19.25) NFE Rank: 35/46 Grass Rank: 8/10 Flying Rank: 17/19 Hoppip Line: 2/3

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<p class="MsoNormal">12 - Xuxon 33 - Karo 34 - MI 38 - andy 40 - xx521xx 41 - Poke 47 - Preston 48 - Sanity 49 - Tennis 49 - GoaFan77 49 - TexWolf 52 - Drak 55 - Brayze_II 55 - lefty 55 - Bane 57 - TUM 59 - OrangeCrush 59 - BetrayedTangy 61 - Scepter 61 - Kate 62 - Anagram 63 - darkx 64 - Ermine 65 - Inviso 67 - Mana 67 - Cybat 71 - ArkOfTurus 72 - Paratroopa 73 - Eddv 74 - FFD 74 - Wizards 75 - MC_XD 76 - Wickle 76 - ecksgem 76 - Paul 78 - Cody 79 - Logicblade 80 - Suor 81 - JONA 81 - MSG 81 - mnk 83 - red 85 - Comm 86 - Stifled 87 - KBM 87 - flubbin 88 - Natwaf 88 - FrostHarpy 88 - Sorozone 88 - Gen 89 - Nick 89 - Raka 89 - profDEADPOOL 92 - starfox 93 - Magmortar 94 - CasanovaZelos 96 - scarlet 96 - Arti 97 - Snake5s 100 - Dragon66116

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''Oddish was still the ruler of all Grass types in G/S/C anyway. ''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Goa:  ''The rest of its line sucks, but I admit if these existed in real life seeing them float by my window would make me smile. Alternatively, decorate one with glow in the dark accessories and substitute it for passing a beach ball around at a rave!''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  He got a bit cooler when it turned out he’s a helicopter

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''A flying radish? Okay. I can definitely work with that. There’s nothing spectacular about Hoppip, but it has no real bad points, either. We’ve more-or-less entered the realm of pokemon about which I don’t really feel anything.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Very simple but effective design, and I love how he starts with Splash for no real reason. (That's because I never tried to use one in game, of course)''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''hi hoppip. just passing through? all right then, seeya''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''I like how happy it looks compared to Skiploom. Not being colored like green vomit and having cool elicopter leaves instead of the dumbest flower ever might be the reason.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  That face…*shudders*

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  Because we needed a Grass equivalent to Magikarp.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''Honest to god I don't know what to say here. This entire line is my very definition of MEH. Well, I guess that's not true. It's weak as hell, and for my 100% Super Chatelaine Nita counter, I needed a high leveled one to pass Worry Seed to a Cottonee. Hoppip looks the best <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  It doesn't start out great to begin with.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''Ugly leaf and color. What is it, a beet?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Starfox:  ''I just hate this entire line. They all look stupid and are pretty useless.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It doesn’t look quite as stupid as other Pokemon, but still looks pretty stupid. Probably because of that grin. I guess it being pink is cool.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  Utterly forgettable.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Arti:  ''HOPPIP used Splash! But nothing happened.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''87. Unown''' 

SCORE: 4193

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 69.88 (St. Dev: 23.11) Fully Evolved Rank: 53/54 Psychic Rank: 9/10

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">13 - lefty 21 - Snake5s 28 - Inviso 29 - Natwaf 37 - scarlet 38 - TexWolf 39 - FFD 40 - Sanity 41 - Wickle 44 - Bane 47 - darkx 47 - Brayze_II 49 - Preston 51 - starfox 51 - Paul 53 - OrangeCrush 54 - BetrayedTangy 54 - Wizards 57 - Mana 60 - Suor 66 - Drak 66 - andy 66 - xx521xx 68 - JONA 68 - Magmortar 69 - GoaFan77 69 - mnk 69 - Dragon66116 70 - Stifled 73 - Scepter 73 - Arti 74 - Anagram 74 - KBM 74 - TUM 75 - Poke 76 - Ermine 76 - Cody 76 - Gen 78 - profDEADPOOL 78 - MI 80 - ecksgem 85 - Xuxon 86 - Nick 90 - Cybat 92 - MSG 93 - Paratroopa 94 - FrostHarpy 96 - flubbin 97 - Logicblade 97 - Comm 97 - ArkOfTurus 98 - Sorozone 99 - Raka 99 - Kate 99 - red 100 - CasanovaZelos 100 - Karo 100 - Eddv 100 - Tennis 100 - MC_XD

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''Without fail, in every game it appears in, I will capture each kind. Despite the fact I have 3 sets (LG, Platinum, and HG). No, wait, make that 2 sets, considering the one in LG is incomplete without ! And ?. Weak as ****, but ooh, so mysterious~.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  ''I just want everyone to know that the S is my favorite Unown. I've never caught them all.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  they are like larval sigilyph

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''I guess Unown is alright. I remember it was...surprisingly useful in Super Smash Bros. Melee. It was also in the third Pokemon movie. Spell of The Unown it was called right? That was the last good Pokemon movie in my opinion. How many non-Legendaries out there do you know are the feature star in a Pokemon movie? Even if Hidden Power is the only move Unown knows.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Starfox:  ''I’ve always had a small soft spot for the gimmicky Pokemon. I thought Unown was cool when I first played the game (I was like 8). I even caught all 26 of them… lamest reward ever, but I did!''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''I've always liked Unown. The ruins with Unown hieroglyphics were creepy and unsettling in the good way, they always kept me wondering if there was more to them. Besides, it's so cool that the pokémon world has an actual living alphabet.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It’s clearly the most unpredictable Pokemon ever. It could know a move of any type. One move. And it only has that one move. SCARY.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Goa:  Props for a unique idea ultimately gets balanced out by how annoying it is to find all of these things.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''A, B, C, D, E, F*** it. ''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Arti:  abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  For well over a decade, I called it “Oo-known.” Then I watched the anime for that topic and learned it was “Unknown.” So dumb.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''Such a weird gimmick. I don't necessarily DISLIKE it, but I can't say I'm a fan.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''While this might seem a high placement for a gimmick pokémon that is literally more useless than Magikarp, I can forgive it for being the original gimmick. Yeah its sole reasons for existing include marketing a movie, being puzzle pieces, and spelling out rude messages to your friends but uh... Yeah I got nothing. I think they're neat is all.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''It's a fantastic concept. But it ultimately doesn’t amount to anything other than novelty and an extra tedium for completionists. (And a delightfully annoying font.)''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  many things are known about it: it's a useless gimmick, it has an empty design, it's a complete waste of space

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Logicblade:  ''Dumb gimmick. Would be fine at 100.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Comm:  ''I hated all the different forms. I felt compelled to catch them all and at the same time knew it was an exercise in futility. I ultimately decided not to even try, but it left me feeling like I left something incomplete.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  Much worse than Una Nancy Owen.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  ''Why does this exist? Stupid design matched with a single move. It's not even the funny kind of useless, as they seemed to be going for something with it.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Karo:  ''What could be worse than an awful looking, gimmicky waste of space that is unusable in any context? How about 28 of them! A microcosm of everything wrong with the gen 2 development team's priorities.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Eddv:  Dumb Gimmick.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf’s Nicknames (for formatting I kinda had to put this last >_>):  <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Unown

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">A: A <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">B: B <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">C: C <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">D: D <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">E: E <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">F: F <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">G: G <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">H: H <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">I: I <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">J: J <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">K: K <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">L: L <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">M: M <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">N: N <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">O: O <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">P: P <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Q: Q <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">R: R <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">S: S <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">T: T <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">U: U <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">V: V <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">W: W <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">X: X <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Y: Y <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Z: Z <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">!: ! <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">?: ?

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">86. Sunflora
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<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">SCORE: 4142

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 69.03 (St. Dev: 22.31) Fully Evolved Rank: 52/54 Grass Rank: 7/10 Sunkern Line: 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">16 - mnk 21 - FFD 23 - Tennis 31 - OrangeCrush 31 - Suor 33 - Wickle 34 - Eddv 36 - Cybat 37 - xx521xx 39 - Xuxon 44 - Gen 50 - Natwaf 51 - MI 52 - lefty 53 - Poke 55 - Karo 58 - Sanity 62 - Magmortar 63 - Raka 64 - Stifled 64 - Arti 65 - Scepter 66 - scarlet 66 - Comm 67 - red 69 - darkx 70 - Preston 70 - TUM 71 - Snake5s 72 - Drak 73 - Logicblade 75 - Nick 75 - ArkOfTurus 78 - ecksgem 78 - Inviso 79 - BetrayedTangy 79 - MSG 81 - Cody 82 - Sorozone 84 - KBM 84 - flubbin 84 - andy 86 - GoaFan77 86 - Paul 86 - profDEADPOOL 87 - MC_XD 90 - Anagram 90 - TexWolf 90 - Wizards 91 - starfox 91 - FrostHarpy 91 - Kate 91 - Dragon66116 92 - CasanovaZelos 96 - JONA 97 - Brayze_II 97 - Paratroopa 98 - Bane 99 - Mana 99 - Ermine

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''I once had a 70 BP Hidden Power Fire on one of these things randomly. I don't know how to express how much I love its happy face. <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  What? I like mah little sunflower''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Eddv:  ''A happy dancy sunflower is a nice concept. Pity its terrible in battle.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''I decided I wanted a Grass type on my team in Gold because I started with Cyndaquil, and, yeah, I got this. Welp. I will say that the design is pretty apt, and hey, Petal Dance is cool.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''You know if not for the fact that this pokémon made for Meowth's most convincing disguise to date this thing would be completely unremarkable. Hell I can't unsee them as Meowths in disguise now.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''Why the hell is this thing so happy, it's godawful. Aww hell, I can't stay mad at it's happy face.'' Natwaf’s Nicknames: Sunkern-Sunflora Both Genders: Matahari

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It sucks really, really bad but oh come on. Look at that face. It’s a jolly dumb sunflower that needs sunlight to outrun a ****ing snail. Sunflora is stupid but I don’t see how one can actually hate it. Stupid sunflower is fun.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''There's a zombie on your lawn~ Also, weakest FE Pokemon ever, I think (IMO)? That's notable, so it gets a boost.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  Being happy is good.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''The only notable thing about Sunflora was that it was the first Pokémon in the Gold/Silver/Crystal Poke'Rap. Yeah I know that's not very noteworthy.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''It's literally just a sunflower. What do you want me to say? Gen 2 Grass Pokémon are not good.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Goa:  Derpy and generic.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''Does anyone like this thing? Not only is it literally just a sunflower with a face, those weird black lines flanking the face just make it look off, somehow.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Starfox:  I hate its face so much

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  ''Evolves from a terrible Pokemon and is horribly useless. Waste of a sun stone.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  I’ll be frank in saying there aren’t a lot of good places to go with a sunflower pokemon but sunflora is also a pedophile

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  NO

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''One of the most disappointing evolutions ever. The Bug Catching Contest was fun, but first prize was so disappointing. Yay, a Sun Stone! So I can turn Sunkern into slightly less worthless Sunflora! ''

85. Dunsparce


SCORE: 4065

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 67.75 (St. Dev: 29.84) Fully Evolved Rank: 51/54 Normal Rank: 14/15

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<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Paratroopa 4 - BetrayedTangy 4 - Brayze_II 10 - Sanity 12 - Bane 20 - Arti 25 - profDEADPOOL 27 - TexWolf 29 - Magmortar 33 - Eddv 36 - Natwaf 38 - OrangeCrush 39 - lefty 43 - Suor 44 - Ermine 45 - Sorozone 45 - andy 47 - ArkOfTurus 48 - Anagram 55 - Cybat 58 - scarlet 59 - Mana 64 - Inviso 69 - starfox 70 - Tennis 74 - FrostHarpy 77 - Scepter 78 - mnk 80 - FFD 80 - TUM 82 - darkx 82 - red 83 - Snake5s 83 - KBM 83 - MSG 84 - Raka 84 - Xuxon 85 - Drak 86 - CasanovaZelos 88 - Stifled 88 - ecksgem 89 - Paul 90 - flubbin 92 - Poke 93 - Dragon66116 94 - Preston 94 - Cody 94 - MC_XD 95 - Wickle 97 - JONA 97 - GoaFan77 97 - Wizards 98 - Nick 98 - Kate 98 - Gen 99 - Karo 99 - MI 99 - xx521xx 100 - Logicblade 100 - Comm

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''an absolute triumph of design based on ridiculous japanese mythology, just like farfetch'd. look at his little wings! you can't not like this thing.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  Based on an old and sacred Japanese legend, about a snake that is fat

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Sanity:  ''This has one of the dumbest looking designs. It looks dead. It has a stupid name. What more do you want?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Arti:  ''One of my friends found a Dunsparce purely by luck in the Dark Cave, no swarm. We battled quite a bit and I ended up liking it''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''One of the dumbest looking Pokemon ever (which is a real achievement) and makes annoyance out of things with good ol’ paraflinching. I like it.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''BODY SLAM! Watch out for dat Serene Grace Also, bigger than you'd think. It also has an oddly irresistible face.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames: Both Genders: Tsuchinoko

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''This thing has a huge cult following, and I just do not understand why. It’s not bad or anything, it’s just—why? It’s just Gen 2 Farfetch’d.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">OrangeCrush:  Dunsparce is the fodder line for me <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''I can't put my finger on why I like Dunsparce this much, it's just... different than any other pokémon and seems so out of place in anything, I love it.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Serene Grace is such a great ability. Granted, I don't really get a serene or graceful sense from this weird snake thing but whatever.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  I literally don't care.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  I just REALLY like the name 'Serene Grace' guys

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  I'm still not sure what this is. <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  The colors and the derping…this thing is so weird.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''Who cares about Dunsparce? I like Torrie Wilson.''

<p class="MsoNormal">http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2pq3o_torrie-wilson-before-they-were_news

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  ''Nearly as pathetic as Magicarp without any of the charm. Only good thing is his name. It's a perfect in universe insult. Quit being a Dunsparce Brock!''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''All my hate. Why is this a rare pokémon? Just because of the mythical creature it's based off of? Couldn't they at least have made him less pathetic? Both on and off the field it just fails at everything. The only reason it escaped my bottom spot is because I actually felt sorry for it.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Karo:  The stupidest looking f***er that the world of pokemon has ever created.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Logicblade:  ''Derp taken too far. This BS better be dead last or I'm eating you ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Starfox. Well... ok there are a few terrible pokes in Gen 2 that I could tolerate being lower than Dumbsparce.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Comm:  ''Oh I hate this thing so bad. I don't even know why. It's just utterly useless and completely boring. Ugly as sin and by far the worst Pokemon in Gen 2 (which is saying quite a bit).'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''84. Aipom''' 

SCORE: 4005

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 66.75 (St. Dev: 26.02) NFE Rank: 34/46 Normal Rank: 13/15

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<p class="MsoNormal">5 - Eddv 5 - xx521xx 11 - Karo 20 - Nick 22 - red 23 - Xuxon 27 - Stifled 28 - lefty 30 - profDEADPOOL 37 - JONA 42 - BetrayedTangy 42 - MI 46 - ArkOfTurus 47 - Dragon66116 50 - starfox 52 - Sorozone 52 - mnk 54 - Wickle 57 - Gen 59 - darkx 60 - Drak 64 - Scepter 66 - Kate 66 - MC_XD 66 - Inviso 69 - Preston 69 - Natwaf 69 - Sanity 70 - Paul 71 - Arti 71 - Wizards 74 - Comm 75 - Anagram 77 - Raka 77 - Cybat 81 - Suor 82 - Logicblade 83 - Ermine 83 - Cody 85 - KBM 85 - flubbin 86 - Snake5s 86 - TUM 87 - ecksgem 88 - scarlet 89 - GoaFan77 90 - Brayze_II 91 - CasanovaZelos 92 - Mana 92 - Magmortar 92 - Paratroopa 93 - FrostHarpy 93 - FFD 93 - Bane 95 - Poke 96 - OrangeCrush 97 - MSG 97 - TexWolf 98 - Tennis 98 - andy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Eddv:  ''Aipom is really cool. I like the pun to the name and I really like the line because of how ridiculousi found it as a kid.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''A monkey with a glove tail? I didn’t know I wanted that until you gave it to me!''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''Back before monkeys became way overused in this series Aipom was super cute. I liked its wearing Ash's hat gimmick that was totally original and not used by some other pocket monster that came before it yup.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  'RAINBOW MONKEYS. RAINBOW MONKEYS. OH SO VERY ROUND AND SUPER CHUNKY. BRINGING LOVE WHEREVER THEY GO. EVERYONE IS MADE OF A BIG RAINBOW. OH RED AND ORANGE. AND PINK AND BLUE. RAINBOW MONKEYS. RAINBOW MONKEYS. WE LOVE YOU.'

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  NFE Trash with a crazy, crazy smile.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Sanity:  ''Monkeys suck. There is something about his face I kind of like though.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''Ash had one and traded it to May. Or Dawn. I don’t even remember. That’s how little I care about this thing. It’s one of a billion monkey pokemon, and all that stands out about it is that it has a gimmicky tail.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''Natwaf's name: Luffy (I guess). Anyway, weird design, but it kinda worked.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''His face is kind of unsettling, not to mention his tail. But Skill Link is a fun ability. <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Suor:  I like how it stands on its tail that is also a hand. Sneaky.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''Aipom is as fodder-y and unmemorable as Pokémon come. Also for some reason its hand tail REALLY bothers me. It's off-putting to look at (although not as terrifying as what it evolves into).''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  ''I forgot this guy didn't get his evolution right away. No wonder no one payed any attention to him until Gen IV, and even then this line is usually ignored.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  Monkey pokemon don’t usually go well and aipom is a good representative of his sickly kind

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  Pokemon has really ugly monkeys.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''My first shiny. Woo. How wonderful to have this creepy thing as a Shiny, right? Aipom is just disturbing. <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  Aipom has a creepy grin. It’s nothing compared to Ambipom but it is pretty ****ing freaky. I’ve never really liked monkeys either.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  at least 5 of these comments will be about drugs, specifically crack, that is assuming 5 people bothered to comment

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">MSG:  ''A monkey with a hand on the end of its tail is a neat concept, but so many aspects of it irk me. The hand is more of a ball, with itty bitty stub fingers. Its face is a constant troll face. And it's a huge a**hole in Eager Eevee. F*** him, what a douche.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''83. Chinchou''' 

SCORE: 3990

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 66.50 (St. Dev: 20.22) NFE Rank: 33/46 Water Rank: 17/18 Electric Rank: 8/8 Chinchou Line Rank: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">10 - KBM 12 - Preston 19 - Paratroopa 24 - TexWolf 36 - Arti 38 - Scepter 40 - Inviso 41 - Paul 41 - Wizards 48 - MSG 51 - Eddv 51 - lefty 53 - red 53 - TUM 53 - andy 57 - mnk 59 - Sanity 59 - ArkOfTurus 61 - starfox 61 - FFD 62 - OrangeCrush 64 - GoaFan77 64 - Comm 66 - ecksgem 66 - Xuxon 67 - Anagram 71 - Raka 71 - Bane 72 - JONA 72 - flubbin 72 - profDEADPOOL 73 - Ermine 73 - Cybat 73 - Brayze_II 73 - Drak 73 - Magmortar 74 - darkx 77 - Natwaf 77 - Wickle 78 - Mana 78 - FrostHarpy 78 - Suor 79 - Snake5s 79 - Kate 79 - Gen 80 - Karo 80 - xx521xx 81 - Sorozone 83 - MI 85 - CasanovaZelos 85 - BetrayedTangy 85 - Poke 87 - Dragon66116 89 - Cody 90 - Tennis 90 - MC_XD 92 - Nick 93 - Logicblade 94 - Stifled 98 - scarlet

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''It's so cute! I love the little plus-eyes and the tiny little :o mouth... and water/electric is just really cool typing, so bonus points for that. This is one of the few times I think the FE really outshines a cute NFE, though (which I know is a tendency that's going to upset some people).''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''Dude look at this color. I love Chinchou's beady little X's it has for eyes.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''chinchou right now is the last pokemon I have to write something about. I really know how to pick 'em. well, yeah, chinchou. he's cool. he might be dead. dunno what's up with that. might want to getthat checked out''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  An eel would have been a better first electric/water, but this thing isn't terrible.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''I don’t understand the plus signs in its eyes. No other pokemon has that, it makes no sense to me. There’s nothing particular plus-like about it, other than it’s an electric-type and I guess you can argue that plus/minus signs make sense for that, but no other electric-type has anything like that going on.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  WTF is this s***

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  Not much to say about this one; it's a good design.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  They made up for this dumb thing when they invented stunfisk, the finest of flat fish pokemon.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  It looks stupid even by this generation’s standards, but battling-wise it is not bad, and it’s definitely unique.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  While I love Lanturn, it's NFE form is… uhh… kind of what in appearances.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''It's terrible looking and forgettable. Really, that's it.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''I like how its eyes look like screws. That's interesting.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  ''Electric/water is a cool typing, but Chinchou has a horrible design. Those eyes.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  Do those things sprouting from its head pick up XM radio? <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''82. Sentret''' 

SCORE: 3921

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 65.35 (St. Dev: 17.72) NFE Rank: 32/46 Normal Rank: 12/15 Sentret Line Rank: 2/2

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<p class="MsoNormal">16 - Poke 30 - Raka 30 - Drak 32 - Karo 36 - Gen 38 - MC_XD 39 - mnk 41 - Inviso 46 - Nick 46 - Paratroopa 48 - andy 54 - JONA 55 - Preston 55 - MI 56 - KBM 56 - Kate 57 - Ermine 57 - Sanity 58 - Sorozone 59 - Logicblade 59 - Arti 61 - OrangeCrush 62 - Xuxon 63 - Anagram 63 - Wizards 63 - lefty 65 - scarlet 65 - flubbin 65 - Magmortar 65 - xx521xx 68 - CasanovaZelos 68 - FrostHarpy 69 - Wickle 69 - red 70 - MSG 71 - Cody 71 - ecksgem 72 - Eddv 74 - GoaFan77 74 - Brayze_II 76 - starfox 77 - Bane 78 - darkx 78 - Tennis 78 - ArkOfTurus 79 - Mana 80 - TexWolf 81 - Paul 82 - Dragon66116 82 - Suor 83 - Natwaf 84 - Cybat 86 - Scepter 88 - FFD 88 - Comm 88 - TUM 88 - profDEADPOOL 91 - Snake5s 92 - Stifled 96 - BetrayedTangy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''Admiraaaal. Also fluffy.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''It's cuter than Furret and I don't care if I'm the only one in the world who prefers it. Also it has a cute anime call.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''fun fact of the day: sentret has 20 speed, putting him at the same level as things like geodude and slugma, and slower than such known speed luminaries as snorlax and slowbro. sentret is not very fast, though maybe that's because he doesn't really have any limbs''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''Why are sprites named after a soda? Can I have an explanation to this?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''I'm not gonna lie, this little guy is kinda cute. Got pretty sick of seeing him 50 times by the time you even get your first Poké Ball, though.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''I like the target sign on its stomach. Ever wonder how things like this would have evolved in a logical sense? I mean, what use does it serve evolutionarily to have a target on the spot that contains all of your vulnerable, meaty organs?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''Cute! Really that’s it. It’s on like two routes in gen 2 games, WTF.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  ''I prefer most of the first route rodents over Rattata, and Sentret is no exception. Helps that it evolves into something supremely cute.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  The looking around on its tail part is cute enough to make this one of the better useless normal rodent Pokemon.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  Sentret’s body is all out of proportion and it really bothers me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''Probably the worst Normal beginner. Ermine should be pleased that I have Furret a lot higher, but Sentret's just goofy.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  Still the worst early critter, but it's cuter than the fugly mess that is Furret.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Most of its sprites make it look really chubby even though it's supposed to be 2' tall and only 13 pounds. Also I don't understand how it turns into a ferret.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''You’re not Rattata. Don’t even try.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''81. Qwilfish''' 

SCORE: 3920

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 65.33 (St. Dev: 25.79) Fully Evolved Rank: 50/54 Water Rank: 16/18 Poison Rank: 4/4

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<p class="MsoNormal">6 - Brayze_II 8 - flubbin 15 - TexWolf 17 - Paratroopa 19 - ArkOfTurus 22 - FrostHarpy 22 - Magmortar 22 - Suor 27 - BetrayedTangy 27 - profDEADPOOL 32 - darkx 38 - lefty 49 - Cybat 49 - Eddv 53 - Sanity 54 - Logicblade 54 - Kate 55 - Anagram 57 - starfox 61 - Karo 61 - Inviso 63 - Natwaf 63 - FFD 64 - KBM 64 - Dragon66116 66 - red 67 - Nick 69 - Stifled 72 - Snake5s 74 - Raka 76 - Preston 76 - Xuxon 77 - Arti 78 - OrangeCrush 79 - scarlet 80 - MSG 80 - Comm 81 - Ermine 81 - TUM 82 - Gen 82 - ecksgem 82 - andy 83 - Tennis 83 - Paul 84 - Mana 84 - mnk 85 - JONA 86 - Wizards 87 - Drak 88 - CasanovaZelos 90 - Wickle 90 - Bane 91 - Sorozone 91 - Cody 93 - GoaFan77 93 - MI 94 - Poke 97 - Scepter 98 - xx521xx 99 - MC_XD

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  “Want a bad night, try sleeping on one of these”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Flubbin:  ''I really really like Qwilfish, and I’m not quite sure why. He doesn’t get the recognition he deserves.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''useless, forgettable, and ugly in a hilarious way? right up my alley''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''Everyone forgets this thing, me included, which is odd because when I do remember it it’s pretty good. That typing is actually really handy. Rainfish is not something you want to deal with.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''Gotta love how versatile it is for a relatively niche pokémon: access to Tentacruel's typing, both spikes and Explosion? Sign me up. It will probably end up underappreciated in this list though.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''There was a "most forgettable Pokemon" topic a long time ago and I looked through the lists and posted Qwilfish. And since then I have always remembered this little guy because of his forgettableness.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  I’d rank it higher but for the terrible mouth.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''The inferior Water/Poison of early pokemon. That said, it has different roles, so it's not too bad. I can't stand it's looks though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames: Both Genders: Fugu

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM  ''Completely middle-ground, and pretty good for a one-off Pokémon... but when you consider how many Water Pokémon are in this gen, and how generally good they are, I kind of have to consider it a disappointment.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  Kinda reminds me of the blowfish enemies in Super Mario World.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''It's pretty cool because of its unique typing (not counting Tentas). Why are Gen 2 Pokes so weak?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''Board 8 has very weird taste in Pokémon. I mean if you are going to rank Swinub you might as well get rid of Piloswine right after no? Anyways Qwilfish just screams windbag to me with it's poisonous spikes. Screw you Qwilfish.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''I guess we really needed a pufferfish so now we have one no one cares about. Yay?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''I feel like I've always wanted to like Qwilfish more than I do, but it's hard to justify. Swarm Pokemon, worse than Tentacruel, I've never seen it in battle before. I do like its design and it has Spikes. ''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  There are just so many water Pokemon, and it doesn't do anything to stand out.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  ''Much better things could have been done with a pufferfish. Instead I usually forget it exists.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''80. Pineco'''

SCORE: 3903

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 65.05 (St. Dev: 24.89) NFE Rank: 31/46 Bug Rank: 9/10 Pineco Line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">5 - Xuxon 8 - profDEADPOOL 19 - darkx 20 - Brayze_II 23 - lefty 25 - TUM 26 - FrostHarpy 26 - Paratroopa 31 - MSG 31 - TexWolf 36 - Eddv 39 - BetrayedTangy 40 - Anagram 43 - mnk 44 - KBM 45 - Stifled 47 - andy 58 - Preston 60 - GoaFan77 63 - starfox 66 - Logicblade 66 - Magmortar 66 - Suor 67 - Kate 68 - Mana 68 - Natwaf 68 - FFD 70 - Nick 70 - Cybat 71 - Sanity 71 - MI 72 - OrangeCrush 72 - Inviso 77 - Snake5s 78 - xx521xx 79 - Cody 79 - ArkOfTurus 80 - CasanovaZelos 80 - flubbin 81 - scarlet 81 - Gen 81 - Arti 82 - Wickle 82 - Poke 83 - Wizards 84 - JONA 84 - Dragon66116 86 - Ermine 86 - Drak 87 - Tennis 90 - ecksgem 92 - Karo 92 - Comm 92 - Paul 93 - Sorozone 93 - MC_XD 93 - red 94 - Raka 94 - Bane 96 - Scepter

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ''angry pinecone with an imposing sprite what has made you angry pineco is it that I knocked you out of a tree I just wanted delicious honey oh well go in this ball and stay in the computer forever. Also this is the first bagworm pokemon, because an animal that is interesting to emulate in videogames is the bagworm''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: http://img.pokemondb.net/sprites/gold/normal/pineco.png OH HOLY F*** DON'T KILL ME OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

<p class="MsoNormal">MSG: '' It's a pine cone Pokemon. Named Pineco. I find that absolutely hilarious.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: It’s like someone said “Make me a pinecone pokemon,” and the concept artist literally just drew a pinecone and added angry eyes to it.

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: '' It's a bug that doesn't look like a bug, so I can deal with it. And it evolves into something kickass. And there's something really really funny about the fact that they literally rendered a PINE CONE, put eyes on it, and said “Hey, guys, look, here's our new Pokémon!”''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled:  I kinda like this line because of Pokemon Conquest.

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: <3 Censorship <3

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: '' This is about as high as I can put a Pinecone Pokemon. Especially one that like to self destruct when you try and catch it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: Its design might be stupidly simple, but I still think it’s kind of cool looking

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: '' There are a lot of arguments as to why real life Pokemon is an awful idea, but I feel Pineco is one of the strongest ones. Something causes a tree to shake. Pineco falls down. It explodes. You die. Fun.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: '' I remember I was playing Nuzlocke of Bloody Platinum, and I ran into a Pineco while using a Mew… AND THE ****ER EXPLODED IN MY FACE. That was a hilarious way to lose a party member. *shaskes fist*''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''The idea of exploding pine cones is pretty terrifying when you think about it. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''A pinecone. Surprisingly cute. Flubbin:  I kind of like it for some reason even though it’s just a literal pinecone.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: '' Ugh. Just ugh.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wizards:  Literally a pinecone.

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''So meaningless, worthless…pine cone with eyes…man, that's a stroke of genius. Like, a clotted blood vessel of a genius.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''79. Blissey''' 

SCORE: 3898

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">Average Ranking: 64.97 (St. Dev: 27.23) Fully Evolved Rank: 49/54 Normal Rank: 11/15 Part of a preexisting line: 14/19

<p class="MsoNormal">10 - Paul 12 - andy 14 - Cody 17 - Raka 20 - Inviso 22 - Scepter 27 - Tennis 32 - Mana 33 - OrangeCrush 34 - MSG 39 - Preston 39 - Karo 40 - Wizards 42 - darkx 43 - Arti 46 - Kate 47 - Xuxon 48 - Wickle 48 - lefty 49 - Snake5s 49 - JONA 53 - GoaFan77 53 - Suor 55 - Dragon66116 58 - CasanovaZelos 60 - Cybat 61 - MI 63 - mnk 66 - Poke 67 - FrostHarpy 67 - Gen 71 - flubbin 72 - Stifled 73 - profDEADPOOL 76 - xx521xx 77 - MC_XD 77 - ecksgem 78 - Drak 78 - Comm 87 - Bane 89 - Logicblade 89 - BetrayedTangy 89 - TexWolf 91 - KBM 91 - Brayze_II 92 - FFD 93 - scarlet 94 - starfox 95 - Anagram 95 - Sorozone 95 - Eddv 95 - Paratroopa 96 - Nick 96 - Ermine 98 - Sanity 98 - TUM 99 - ArkOfTurus 100 - Natwaf 100 - red 100 - Magmortar