LiselTestify

A Science Fiction Prophet who likely knows(or believes he knows) your entire life story and would be glad to tell it to you.

A member of the Anti-Zombie Coallition lead by Colonel Alloy.

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Known to have direct blood relations to the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air(Presumably where he draws his prophetic power from. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.)