Baubeta's Top Ten Words

These are baubeta's Top Ten Words Randomly Taken Out of the Dictionary ranked for Ed Bellis's What Would You Do.

Top 10 Words
1) Aerial photograph,

''n: A photograph taken from an aircraft or satellite in flight. Also known as aerophoto.''

Oooo….kay. Well, at least this proves that these words are random. Interesting this word is because I don’t like photography, and I don’t like planes (although I suppose aerial more closely relates to the sky, which I do like quite a bit). I don’t like photrgraphy because last year, I took a photo class at school. I got a B- in the class, but that’s not really why I disliked it. I disliked it because it was run by an 68 year old ****er named Tom. Guy was gross in that he obviously had MAD game throughout his life and even near 70, was still probably ****ing one high-school girl a year. It was really gross and creepy to see these girls one after another hug this creepy old man.

You think I’m joking, I swear to god he was getting laid. They would stay over at his house with him all the time, and I’ve discussed this with many people. At 68, the guy was getting more ass than me (0)…**** YOU Tom.

I don’t like airplanes because they scare me. I’m like John Madden, only my fear doesn’t come because I’m fat. 9/11 really scared me when it happened, and although I’m not afraid of being in any type of building (tall, in New York, or containing an identical building next to it, for instance) I don’t like planes and probably never will.

2)burg,  n: Informal: a city or town

A city OR town?!?! What a completely useless word! What kind of word specifically makes something less detailed to no real gain? Seriously, why would someone want to use this word except that you want to drag out a conversation with a girl.

3) Aweary,

adj: weary or tired

Irony here. See, as a youngin I was prescribed Adderall to treat my ADHD. Initially I was supposed to take these pretty blue pills five times a week, once every school-day morning. I didn’t like that. Instead, I found I liked taking none every school-day morning, and taking 5 every Friday night…up my nose.

4)Government,

n: the political direction and control exercised over the actions of the members, citizens, or inhabitants of communities, societies, and states; direction of the affairs of a state, community, etc.; political administration

(http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/government for 8 whole more definitions)

There was a republican debate tonight. It was fine. I could rank them on “credible features” such as views, reputation, and promise, but this is America! Instead, I will give each candidate a word of there own from the dictionary…then rank the words…and also them because they’re not connected like that baby on the nurse on Southpark.

5) Hoop,

n: A circular band or ring of metal, wood, or other stiff material

LOLOLOLOLOL, stiff material.

You know what game that word reminded me of? Skip-it! Remember that stupid toy that you would steal from your sister and suck at?

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000056BSV.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg) *For the unknown, and pedos.*

Here’s the best thing I have from this toy. I only know the first verse of the song from the commercial (SKIIIP-IT! SKIIIIP-IT!)

To compensate, I added in the second line from the only other 90’s toy I could think of (More fun than, a pillow fight!)

Thus, for like the last five years, I occasionally think-sing “SKIIIP IT! SKIIIIP-IT! More fun than, a pillow fight!) Seriously, do it yourself, the two actually mesh quite nicely.

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