Ulti's shirt

One of the eight wonders of the world, Ulti's shirt is an amazing sight to behold. Many have been known to orjaculasm spontaneously after their first time seeing the shirt, and simply explode is a gory display of blood, brains and guts the fifth time. Much of the history behind how the shirt came to be is unknown, but what we do know is that it is the only thing left that can save this world from pain and suffering.