Face McShooty



Face McShooty is a Psycho from Borderlands 2. He is a NPC that resides in the Thousand Cuts area and is a member of the Slabs. He loves it when people shoot him in the face.

The player encounters Face McShooty wandering around screaming for people to shoot him in the face. He gives the player the mission which requires him to shoot Face McShooty in the face. He then becomes an enemy character, but he never attacks the player. He then goes on a rant on how the player isn’t shooting him in the face. During this time any part of his body, except his face takes no damage and should you shoot him anywhere else he yells at the player asking him if he knows what a face is. Once the player shoots him in the face he thanks the player before dying.

"SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!" - Face McShooty

Notable Matches

 * (4)Yuri Lowell vs (15)Ryu vs (24) Face McShooty 2013