Anagram

The ultimate in GameFAQs history, Anagram has many times saved the world from pirate ninjas who hate puppies, and once saved the president from ninjas by being a bad enough dude to save him. His favorite character in SCII and SCIII is Cervantes, but his best character is Zasalamel. He owns one of those weird wooden snake things that move around if you shake them and frequently clicks advertisements for the hell of it.