The Best of Luster Quotes

Hilarious quotes by Luster Soldier.


 * Some people actually have a life, like me.'' (On why his Smurf Academy assignment was late, and why he deserved full credit despite lateness)


 * Dark Reversal (12:49:23 AM): I know someone from my school who was a cocaine dealer. He sold cocaine.


 * Dark Reversal (12:49:54 AM): He told me the best ****ing drug overdose story ever. Dark Reversal (12:51:55 AM): Here's what happened: The cocaine dealer guy visits someone at his house and he was on LSD and smoking weed. Dark Reversal (12:51:57 AM): He sells cocaine to the guy and then he smokes a couple of rocks and then starts foaming at the mouth, vomited like crazy and then passed out. Dark Reversal (12:53:08 AM): No, he didn't. The guy who passed out snitched on the guy who sold him the cocaine and his father called up the police. The person who had the cocaine flushed it all down the toilet, but he still get busted by the police.


 * Dark Reversal (3:25:31 AM): I have to poop, damnit.


 * Dark Reversal (12:20:03 AM): You mentioned pikaness earlier (about 4 1/4 hours ago) on AIM. I have a few things to say about pikaness


 * Dark Reversal (4:16:33 PM): Oh man, Ryu is a pretty strong and muscular guy so pika would get vigorously ****ed by him.


 * Luster, how many times and ways would you **** Ryoko if I drove you to her place of work tomorrow? Dark Reversal: I don't know of any positions that I could use when ****ing someone. As for the number of times, maybe 2 at the most.


 * Dark Reversal: My greatest fantasy was going almost a month without (omitted) and then I had a wet dream while dreaming about pikaness in my sleep. Dark Reversal: I did it while sleeping in my bed.


 * I wouldn't give out my address in the chat. You'd have to contact me directly on AIM. Besides, I have stuff to do on 4th of July that doesn't involve ****ing Ryoko.


 * Dark Reversal: I wouldn't pay to have sex. Dark Reversal: I wouldn't get any money in return for the sex.


 * Dark Reversal: Plus, paying money for sex is a little stupid. I want it free. Dark Reversal: It would be a little risky to have sex with her when she could recover either while I was still having sex with her or putting her clothes back on.


 * Dark Reversal (11:22:58 PM): Smurf got you pregnant? CrimsonOcean190 (11:23:34 PM): yes Luster Dark Reversal (11:23:45 PM): Crimson, this seems like a joke.


 * Crimson, are you really between a C and a D cup?


 * Icehawk9902 (3:02:58 AM): would you take it in the ass from neonreaper if it ensured you win every user contest for the rest of your life Dark Reversal (3:03:31 AM): No, that guy has sexed up a bunch of girls before. He probably has some STDs. Icehawk9902 (3:03:41 AM): lets pretend he has no STDs Icehawk9902 (3:03:43 AM): then would you Dark Reversal (3:04:18 AM): Hmm, tough one. I'll have to go with yes.


 * Icehawk9902 (3:09:23 AM): Would you... have sex with pikaness if there was a 10% chance you'd get a STD in the process? Dark Reversal (3:09:32 AM): Yes Icehawk9902 (3:09:57 AM): How about Icehawk9902 (3:09:59 AM): CrimsonOcean Dark Reversal (3:10:15 AM): Yes Icehawk9902 (3:10:22 AM): Ryoko, Inviso? Dark Reversal (3:11:01 AM): No to both of them. If I get proof they don't have STDs, then I'd have sex with both of them without using a condom.


 * Luster how much money would you pay to **** pikaness? Dark Reversal (2:17:29 AM): $50


 * Luster how much would it take for you to pork Ryoko? moneywise Dark Reversal (2:14:52 AM): Hmm, probably $20.


 * Shadow Ryoko: oh Shadow Ryoko: that sounds so simple! Shadow Ryoko: but i'm scared to try it Dark Reversal: It couldn't be that bad. Dark Reversal: Tell me when you hit orgasm.


 * If I were to have sex, I wouldn't be screaming although I would make grunting sounds.


 * [01:32:15:AM] glifer 57: Luster do you want a picture of a girl sticking a mountain dew can in her ***** [01:32:26:AM] Dark Reversal: Stingers, yes.


 * [01:33:10:AM] xXShadow RyokoXx: does pika's resistance make your ***** harder? [01:33:14:AM] Dark Reversal: Yes


 * zeppelin89sk: you cant see your face Dark Reversal: I can use a mirror.


 * I would chug a Mountain Dew before having sex.


 * I wouldn't **** a sock


 * I bet Ryoko couldn't handle my massive ****.


 * Are you a girl, because I'm a guy? I find it strange you call me a cutie.


 * Given that I'm a guy, there's nothing wrong with liking girls.


 * I have tried so hard to find a girl who does not have a boyfriend, but it just seems like most of them are taken already.


 * I have cool moves, alright. The names of my cool moves are the Crimpwalk, Raise the Roof, Harlem Shake, Shake and Bake, Bobble the Head, Pop the Collar, Brush the dirt off your shoulders, Moonwalk, and Ballin'.


 * Icehawk9902 (3:29:28 AM): pika has a wang, she;s a tranny Icehawk9902 (3:29:32 AM): how would you feel about that Dark Reversal (3:29:44 AM): I wouldn't mind that.


 * Icehawk9902 (3:14:33 AM): WHat do you think of black chicks Dark Reversal (3:15:43 AM): I wouldn't want a black girl to be my girlfriend because that is a little awkward. I don't have a problem just hanging out with one and talking to it.


 * Pixie sticks do not **** you up if you snort it.


 * That picture did not give me a hard on.


 * I realized that chlorobutanol is a good sedative chemical to use because someone made a post on Board 8 saying that the amount of chloroform needed to knock someone out (without killing them) is very close to the amount that will kill someone. So with chloroform, it's hard to knock out Ryoko without killing her. If I kill her, I get charged with MURDER!


 * Dark Reversal (10:32:11 PM): SBAllen foiled my plan of getting a level upgrade tonight. I was hoping to turn level 32 about 1 1/2 hours ago.


 * I must say, when I saw that little 10 next to my username, I cried because the approval of this account to level 10 was something I did not expect.


 * I used what was called "bumping messages" to bump the topics.


 * You have to wait 5 minutes from the time of the last post in a topic before you can close it and that's assuming no one else posted in it until then. Just so you know.


 * Damn, I got a lot of built up gas inside of me. But I must reach 11000 AMP before the time reaches 12:00 AM.


 * God, I puked on my pants when I was almost done chugging a 1 liter bottle of Mountain Dew.


 * I have 5 Mountain Dew bottles and I am prepared to fight off the forces of tiredness.


 * Don't talk smack on GMUN by calling him gay. As for the furry part, you are free to do that because it's fun to watch.


 * ATTN: All Lusters. If you have "Luster" in your user name, unite so that we can destroy the purge. *Raises hand* Oh, that's me.


 * There's a thunderstorm going on at my house right now. If my computer mysteriously shuts down, it's because of the thunderstorm. Must bump Bushido.


 * I am under the influence of Mountain Dew. Hardcore posting is in motion right now.


 * I shall continue my hardcore posting into tomorrow.

