Board 8 Ranks Generation I Pokemon

This is the first part of Board 8 Ranks Pokemon.

starfox2245 created and hosted this project. Board 8 users sent lists to him that ranked the Gen 1 Pokemon from #1 to #151, with #1 being that user's favorite Pokemon and so on. starfox added up the lists to create a master list that hopefully gave a good idea of Board 8's taste in Pokemon. See here for more details on the project.

While this was the 1st gen to be ranked, it was the 5th to make it to the Wiki. No one had thought to copy it to the Wiki at the time, and for a while we thought that most of the info was lost. But eventually, someone got starfox to share his data again, and Steiner put it in a spreadsheet. Sanity had also saved the topics and sent them to Steiner and OrangeCrush. Thanks to that, the rankings and writeups can be documented on this Wiki.

starfox started posting the rankings on October 6, 2014 and finished on November 4.

Users Participating In The Gen I Pokemon Rankings
41 users participated this gen, which would end up being significantly lower than Gens II-V.

Personally speaking, the idea of ranking 151 Pokemon was daunting to me, and I wasn't sure if it would lead to anything, so I sat out. After seeing its success and hearing that making lists weren't that bad, I participated in the next several rankings. Others may have had similar thoughts.

Anagram Bane charon cody Comm Cybat darkx Drak ecksgem Ermine flubbin Gen Inviso JONA Karo Kate Logicblade Magmortar75 Mega Mana MI mnk MSG Natwaf Paratroopa Paul Poke Preston Raka red Sanity scarlet starfox Stifled Suor tennis TexWolf TUM Wickle Wizards Xeybozn Xuxon

Steiner's Spreadsheet
Steiner put all of the Gen I data into a spreadsheet, along with other interesting data such as number of spot on rankings for each user, solo highest rankings, and so on.

Gen I Spreadsheet

151. Gloom (Score: 5080)
Average Ranking: 123.90 (St. Dev: 30.90) NFE Rank: 83/83 Grass Rank: 14/14 Poison Rank: 33/33 Oddish Line: 3/3

20-Sanity 43-Red 53-Tennis 77-Darkx 91-Mnk 96-Scarlet 101-Raka 106-Xeybozn 108-Preston 109-Cody 114-Logicblade 114-Bane 116-Charon 123-MSG 123-Wizards 127-Wickle 127-TexWolf 127-Poke 130-Natwaf 130-MI 131-Ermine 131-Stifled 138-Magmortar75 140-TUM 141-Gen 141-Comm 145-Ecksgem 145-Xuxon 146-JONA 146-Cybat 146-Drak 147-Mega Mana 147-Paul 149-Flubbin 149-Paratroopa 150-Anagram 150-Suor 150-Inviso '''151-Starfox 151-Karo 151-Kate'''

Sanity - "Literally drooling. Or perhaps just not a swallower."

Raka - "Look at its face."

Preston - "Gloom looks incredibly stupid with saliva dripping from its mouth.

On the plus side though? I don't think finding a Leaf Stone to make Gloom evolve isn't that much of a crutch to find and it's not like any other Pokémon uses the Leaf Stone to evolve anyway (besides Weepinbell) so that saves Gloom somewhat.

Nothing else is going to waste with the Leaf Stone."

Wickle - It's not like we have to look at its face when using it... and it's easy to kill so don't have to look at it for long. Nor has it really been too terrible of a face, it's just like looking at a drunk. Better than looking at some certain B8 users.

Stifled - Creepy drunk poison plant thing.

Magmortar - JESUS CHRIST THIS THING IS UGLY. And it stinks. Mother of God. What a combination!

Gen - One important thing you should know about me for this and all my subsequent lists: I. Love. Middies. It's the only thing that makes my rankings quirkier than most others'. Gloom is just one of those middle evolutions unlovable even to me.

Comm - Ugly, gross, useless

Flubbin - Gloom is ugly. I love the other two members of this line, but god Gloom is just gross.

Paratroopa - uggggh stupid and gross

Karo - Oh god, stop f***ing drooling all over everything you horrible awful disgusting thing you.

Inviso - This thing is absolutely hideous, and the only purpose it serves in the anime is to be especially gross-smelling. The fact that they needed to give this piece of s*** TWO evolutions to justify picking it over the vastly superior Bellsprout line speaks volumes.

Starfox - Yeah, easily one of the most hideous Pokemon they've ever come up with. And they've come up with living garbage.

150. Kakuna (Score: 5027)
Average Ranking: 120.31 (St. Dev: 25.52) NFE Rank: 80/83 Bug Rank: 12/12 Poison Rank: 32/33 Weedle Line: 3/3

54-Comm 73-Wickle 75-Sanity 88-Ecksgem 94-Starfox 95-Suor 96-Ermine 98-Wizards 105-TexWolf 110-Paratroopa 112-Xeybozn 112-Darkx 114-Mega Mana 115-Mnk 117-Gen 120-Flubbin 121-Stifled 121-Drak 122-Scarlet 126-Logicblade 128-Xuxon 130-Tennis 132-Natwaf 132-MI 134-MSG 137-Anagram 137-Paul 139-Poke 140-Karo 140-Charon 143-Preston 143-Cybat 143-TUM 143-Bane 146-Inviso 146-Red 147-Kate 148-Raka 149-Magmortar75 151-JONA 151-Cody

Wickle: Far better than Metapod. It looks good, isn't literally a bunch of phallic puns, and can poison peeps. GG.

Starfox: I always thought Kakuna looked cool… completely useless, but cool looking. That’s about it though.

Paratroopa: kind of the line of demarcation between good and bad pokemon for me

Gen: One exception to my middie love is cocoons. They're always the least interesting phase of an insect's life so it makes sense that they'd be the least interesting stage of pokémon. A later generation does provide a couple exceptions to this trend however.

Stifled: I like Kakuna slightly better than Metapod because I prefer yellow.

Preston: Sometimes Kakuna knows Poison Sting. Let that sink in for a minute.

Bane: Hate this line, he looks kind of cool but ultimately is useless.

Raka: At least it looks like a cool alien

Magmortar: It’s a filler between Weedle and Beedrill. If you catch one that wasn’t a Weedle before, tough ****ing luck. God, I hate this thing.

149. Goldeen (Score: 5026)
Average Ranking: 122.59 (St. Dev: 30.88) NFE Rank: 82/83 Water Rank: 32/32 Goldeen Line: 2/2

14-Suor 33-Xuxon 46-Gen 76-Poke 96-Wickle 101-Kate 103-Comm 105-Karo 111-TexWolf 113-MI 118-Charon 121-Sanity 123-Xeybozn 126-Anagram 127-Inviso 129-TUM 130-Ecksgem 130-Raka 131-Wizards 131-Bane 133-Ermine 133-Starfox 133-Cybat 135-Mnk 136-Drak 137-Mega Mana 137-Darkx 138-Scarlet 139-Stifled 140-Natwaf 140-Flubbin 140-Paratroopa 142-Red 143-Cody 143-Paul 147-Logicblade 148-MSG 148-Magmortar75 149-JONA 150-Tennis 151-Preston

Gen - *summons forth Goldeen* *sees it flop around on the ground* *has a hearty chuckle*

Comm - Kinda cute, but boring

Inviso - Goldeen is very pretty looking, obviously, but everything about Goldeen outside of the main games is just really terrible. In Pokemon Snap, it is the most obnoxious Pokemon to get any decent pictures of. And in Smash, it's completely useless, but not in a funny way like Magikarp (again, because it's so cute). It's just annoying. Plus, it's one of a large number of worthless water-types in these games.

Raka - ”I feel pretty, oh so pretty.”

Stifled - ” Getting one from a Pokeball in Smash is funny.”

Paratroopa - ” goldeen, f*** no”

Logicblade - Oh look a dumb fish who is awful.

Magmortar - “This fish has always annoyed me. It seems like they’re just so tanky when Fisherman have them early on in the games, then you get it in Smash Bros. and it does nothing. When you get to catch one in a game, it’s next to useless. Next.”

Preston - ” Goldeen is the Jenna Lewis of Pokémon.

I frickin’ hate Goldeen and I hope I’m not alone with the commodity here about this. No seriously. It sucks offensively and defensively with no good moves to pin your opponent down with in a battle. Goldeen is nefarious for appearing in every single Super Smash Bros. game by providing no use in combat with using splash and only in the game just to ridicule and mock the player. Listen to me people.

This broken up floatation device is barely…I don’t even…just wow. Any user that doesn’t put Goldeen dead last is incorrect. Goldeen sucks. Thank you everyone. Last place. Such an honor. ^_^

If you are an enthusiast towards Goldeen than you are a terrible person.”

148. Exeggcute (Score: 5003)
Average Ranking: 122.02 (St. Dev: 29.30) NFE Rank: 81/83 Grass Rank: 13/14 Psychic Rank: 14/14 Exeggcute Line: 2/2

53-Cybat 63-Wizards 66-Darkx 72-TUM 81-Inviso 81-Raka 84-Sanity 85-Anagram 91-Xeybozn 96-Paratroopa 98-Stifled 102-Mega Mana 106-Xuxon 112-MI 121-Logicblade 131-Mnk 134-JONA 134-Scarlet 136-Ermine 136-Natwaf 136-Magmortar75 136-Poke 137-Comm 139-MSG 139-Drak 139-Bane 141-Preston 141-TexWolf 142-Paul 143-Starfox 144-Charon 144-Kate 145-Tennis 146-Gen 149-Karo 149-Ecksgem 149-Red 149-Cody 151-Wickle 151-Suor 151-Flubbin

Inviso - I actually find these guys adorable, and they'll always have a small spot in my heart for being one of the few Pokemon I can actually KINDA draw (without being insanely easy to draw, like Voltorb or Electrode). I just find them to be an interesting concept or cute little eggs that are still somehow grass-type.

Raka – “Delicious and cute.”

Paratroopa - ”quick ranking of eggs that are part of exeggcute. the big one in the center > that weird broken one > the smirking one in the bottom left > that kind of crazy little one in the center > the serious one in the bottom right > the forgettable one in the top left”

Stifled - ” Leggo my Eggo! Most people probably think this is a dumb Pokemon, but I think it’s cute.”

Magmortar – “Most famous amongst myself for being the trickiest little thing when it comes to completing Pokemon quizzes on Sporcle. In case you were wondering if that means anything, yes, it does, because it gives it ONE purpose today.”

Comm - Stupid idea

Preston – “Exeggcute is pretty stupid looking. I’m surprised we haven’t had a Pokémon that you can use as a snap on backpack. The only notable thing about Exeggcute is this.

EXEGGCUTE NOW!!! BEAST SPIRIT EVOLUTION!!! “

Gen - Why is it called "ex-egg"? They're still very much eggs. Rotten eggs that probably stink.

Karo - ”Its a pile of eggs. A PILE OF F***ING EGGS. How the f*** is this thing even alive?”

Wickle - It's s***. Case closed.

Flubbin - ” A dumb idea in every way.”

147. Tentacool (Score: 4841)
Average Ranking: 118.07(St. Dev: 30.09) NFE Rank: 79/83 Water Rank: 31/32 Poison Rank: 31/33 Tentacool Line: 2/2

26-TexWolf 60-Xuxon 62-Mnk 76-Paratroopa 77-Anagram 78-Wickle 83-Red 92-Magmortar75 96-Paul 98-Ecksgem 102-Charon 103-Ermine 110-Drak 111-Scarlet 112-Inviso 116-Karo 116-TUM 118-MSG 120-Comm 122-Preston 124-MI 124-Sanity 128-Gen 131-Kate 134-Poke 135-Raka 136-JONA 137-Starfox 141-Natwaf 145-Bane 146-Logicblade 146-Suor '''147-Stifled 147-Flubbin 147-Tennis 147-Darkx''' 149-Cybat 149-Wizards 150-Mega Mana 150-Cody 150-Xeybozn

Paratroopa: I kind of wanted to rank this like 20 times in my list as a joke

Wickle: It's an octopus. It's only bad if you're not exactly the smartest person around the block and actually get influenced by the wrong side of the internet. It also has 'cool' in its name and isn't an ice-type. Making him cool in a non-punny way, which means good.

Magmortar: Another Pokemon mostly here because it is nice for EV training. A bit annoying, but compared to Zubat, it is small time.

Inviso: I get why this is hated, because it's basically the sea version of Zubat, which shows up a lot and is unavoidable since it's in an area where you're GONNA find random encounters. And it's not visually appealing. However, it was the first shiny I ever found, so I have a slightly soft spot in my heart for it.

Comm: Annoying watertrash, only ranked 120th for me because its a jellyfish and more memorable than other Gen 1 pokes

Preston: Squidward Tentacles

Gen: Thar be the Zubat of the sea, cap'n.

Raka: Tent-un-cool

Starfox: Too many bad memories of this thing stopping me every three tiles… it’s unforgivable.

Bane: Most of the reason why I dislike him is for the abundance of them in the water when you swim. And his design isn’t all that great, especially compared to how cool his evolution looks

Logicblade: The reason to hate surfing.

Stifled: Apathycool

146. Grimer (Score: 4833)
Average Ranking: 117.88 (St. Dev: 26.66) NFE Rank: 78/83 Poison Rank: 30/33 Grimer Line: 2/2

9-Lefty 38-Sanity 70-Kate 74-Magmortar75 82-Charon 87-Karo 87-Wizards 88-Logicblade 89-Mnk 92-MI 93-Paul 97-Inviso 98-Preston 105-Ermine 105-TUM 105-Paratroopa 122-Anagram 123-Gen 123-TexWolf 124-Wickle 124-Xeybozn 127-Cybat 127-Red 127-Tennis 127-Xuxon 128-Bane 130-Mega Mana 134-Raka 137-Natwaf 138-Stifled 138-Darkx 139-Scarlet 142-Starfox 142-Drak 143-MSG 144-Poke 146-Flubbin 147-JONA 147-Ecksgem 147-Comm 148-Cody 149-Suor

Magmortar: ...uhhh. It's literal gunk. Honestly, that's all there is to it. It's useful enough. Which is more than I can say about a lot of other Pokemon.

Inviso: For a sludge monster, it's a really cute design, but it just doesn't have any real importance to me. MUK has nostalgia, but Grimer doesn't...and even though it's probably BETTER than Koffing, Koffing has Team Rocket nostalgia going for it while Grimer doesn't have much of anything.

Preston: Anyone remember that Grimer trading card controversy?

Paratroopa: - kind of has a hilarious sprite

Anagram: A lot of people hate Grimer, but whatever, it's cool enough

Gen: Pretty cute for a pile of sludge. Aside from scorpions, bats, and snakes my bar for Poison types is set pretty low.

Bane: A smaller pile of goop. Just doing its own thing. Alright then.

Raka: Stinky goo.

Stifled: Small blob of poo.

145. Graveler (Score: 4808)
Average Ranking: 117.27 (St. Dev: 29.17) NFE Rank: 77/83 Rock Rank: 11/11 Ground Rank: 14/14 Geodude Line: 3/3

1-Lefty 41-Xuxon 53-Wizards 63-Logicblade 70-Comm 72-Inviso 75-TexWolf 82-Darkx 87-Tennis 93-Wickle 97-Stifled 97-Scarlet 106-Paul 111-Sanity 112-Raka 114-MSG 118-TUM 119-Poke 123-Charon 124-Anagram 124-Gen 127-Mega Mana 128-Cybat 129-Starfox 132-Ecksgem 132-Flubbin 133-Xeybozn 137-Bane 138-Karo 139-Preston 140-Cody 143-MI 143-Red 143-Mnk 144-Ermine 144-JONA 144-Drak 144-Suor 145-Paratroopa 146-Magmortar75 146-Kate 150-Natwaf

Inviso: I like these guys enough...I find the design more fun than Golem, who is kind of a massive step down in coolness (much like Gengar from Haunter). But it's just a middle form that doesn't really have anything special about it.

Wickle: Four arms and two are hugging itself. I still remember days of Magnitude, Magnitude, Magnitude YES 9 POWER!

Stifled: Smirky smirky. I both like him and think he’s boring. It’s an odd feeling.

Raka: Nice looking Rock Pokemon.

Anagram: Does anyone in the universe care about Graveler beyond making jokes about shiny ones self-destructing?

Starfox: While it’s inoffensive for the most part, it is kinda visually unappealing. And the fact that its self destruct killed my Dratini in my first Nuzlocke doesn’t help it

Bane: A sensible evolution from Geodude, but doesn’t interest me much.

Preston: Evolving a Pokemon via trading = Epic failure

mnk: This thing is just ugly.

Paratroopa: yeah kind of a swing and a miss on this guy

Magmortar: If it walked into a fire, it’d look like it just came out of Extreme Makeover. That grin on its Sinnoh game sprites gives it a redeeming factor.

Natwaf: FUGLY NFE Trash

144. Metapod (Score: 4752)
Average Ranking: 115.90 (St. Dev: 34.54) NFE Rank: 76/83 Bug Rank: 11/12 Caterpie Line: 3/3

19-Sanity 20-Xuxon 38-Mega Mana 51-Mnk 59-Tennis 79-Bane 87-Anagram 94-Suor 105-Xeybozn 106-MI 109-Paratroopa 112-Ecksgem 115-Natwaf 115-TUM 117-Preston 119-Gen 119-Comm 122-Stifled 122-Drak 123-Starfox 125-Logicblade 126-Wizards 128-MSG 128-Inviso 129-Cody 135-Flubbin 136-Paul 138-Poke 141-Karo 141-Kate 142-Cybat 142-Magmortar75 142-Scarlet 142-Darkx 143-Wickle 145-Ermine 145-Red 145-Raka 148-TexWolf 150-JONA 150-Charon

Sanity: Hilariously useless. Joke Pokemon are great. Looks funny too.

Mega Mana: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Density!

Bane: I like the shade of green it is. Also the shape. Fun fact: For YEARS I always thought it was supposed to be a crescent moon shape looking to the side, with a huge nose on the side. I still think looking at it like that makes it better.

Paratroopa: did you know that metapod backwards is do pat em

Preston: The anime can only carry you so far. This is where the reign of Metapod ends.

WHAT NOT IN THE MOON TOO TALK?

HA HA HA

Gen: My world was rocked on the day I was forced to see it changed from angry face bignose to sad face hunchback. I remember it like it was a year ago... because it was last year.

Stifled: Harden is the rich man’s Splash, but they both suck.

Inviso: Just as useless as Kakuna, with the slight advantage of not being poison-type, so you can at least use it for high-exp level grinding. That's about it.

Karo: Metapod used Harden! Metapod's Stupidity greatly rose!f

Magmortar: It’s this high because at least while you’re stuck with it, it’s got something better than ****ing Poison Sting. And everything below it is just that forgettable/awful/etc

Raka:

143. Mr. Mime (Score: 4638)
Average Ranking: 113.12 (St. Dev: 34.24) Fully Evolved Rank: 68/68 Psychic Rank: 13/14 Fairy Rank: 5/5

36-Wickle 36-MI 39-Magmortar75 40-Darkx 54-Inviso 63-TUM 81-Wizards 88-Suor 94-Cody 98-Cybat 99-Tennis 104-Raka 105-Flubbin 105-Bane 108-Stifled 111-JONA 115-Mega Mana 116-Preston 117-Ecksgem 119-Scarlet 119-Sanity 120-Natwaf 128-Red 128-TexWolf 132-Anagram 134-Charon 135-Xeybozn 137-Gen 137-Kate 138-Logicblade 139-Karo 139-Comm 141-MSG 144-Paul 145-Poke 146-Mnk 148-Starfox 149-Ermine 150-Drak 150-Paratroopa 151-Xuxon

Magmortar: Randomly grew attached to it in Gen 4. Why? No clue. It’s a pretty damn decent Psychic type

Raka: It's just a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania

Bane: Really creepy. And not all in the good way. More like “I’m gonna go into your room at night and watch you sleep while pantomiming in the corner”. But memorable.

Stifled: So creepy but I love how Ash's mom made him do chores without psychic powers

Preston: Mr. Mime looks like Dr. Eggman wearing pink and blue pajamas. It’s a bit...no.

Natwaf: I'm actually okay with the whole gender problem with the name. But eesh this thing is ugly. And I gotta trade away a freakin' Abra to get it in it's debut appearance? No thank you. That said, it's quite useful for a baton pass setup, between Filter and Soundproof.

Gen: Why does it say "Mime, mime" in the anime? Isn't it a f***in' mime?

Karo: Lost Pokedex entries #6 - Mr. Mime, the mistaken idenity pokemon. Mr. Mime is not a pokemon at all, but rather a man named Marcel who was mistakenly crammed into a pokeball by an overzealous trainer.

Starfox: Already pretty hideous and creepy, but making him a fairy type somehow made him worse

Paratroopa: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

142. Weedle (Score: 4635)
Average Ranking: 113.05 (St. Dev: 35.17) NFE Rank: 75/83 Bug Rank: 10/12 Poison Rank: 29/33 Weedle Line: 2/3

18-Xuxon 21-Mega Mana 44-Comm 48-Paratroopa 63-Stifled 67-Poke 74-Sanity 87-Ermine 92-Drak 93-Karo 96-TUM 108-MI 108-Xeybozn 110-Logicblade 112-Gen 113-Suor 114-Starfox 119-Flubbin 120-Wizards 122-Ecksgem 122-Inviso 127-Darkx 129-Tennis 129-TexWolf 130-Mnk 131-Magmortar75 134-Natwaf 136-Anagram 138-Wickle 138-Paul 139-Cybat '''142-JONA 142-Kate 142-Bane''' 144-MSG 144-Red 145-Scarlet 145-Cody 149-Charon 150-Preston 150-Raka

Mana: A Slightly Erotic Pigeon once made CENTWAUR the coolest thing on Board 8.

Paratroopa: not as good as caterpie. sorry weedle you're still okay.

Stifled: My first ever shiny!

Gen: It's 3 balls and 2 stingers. I dunno it's kinda cute. Not Caterpie cute, but cute.

Inviso: Weedle is the lesser of the two starting bugs because Poison sting is weak compared to Tackle...and honestly, Weedle doesn't have the nostalgia factor like Caterpie does (plus the overall line is just better, whereas Beedrill is inferior to Butterfree).

Magmortar: Ass to raise. Even more of an ass to grind on. I’m curious as to how many Nuzlocke runs Weedle has ruined. Too many. I don’t think I lost something in my Nuzlocke of Firered when I fought one of these things. At least that I cared for! So yeah. Weedle gets you to care about your Pokemon! Good man.

Natwaf: NFE Trash. That said, I always name it CENTWAUR.

Wickle: Kakuna > Metapod, but Caterpie > Weedle. Case closed. Weedle I catch and evolve as swiftly as possible to get it off that mode.

Bane: The start of this dumb line, can be cute but still not good. Caterpie line is FAR superior

Preston: I hate Weedle. This troubling pest knows Poison Sting which can poison your Pokemon in the Viridian Forest. The only known cure for Poison Sting is an Antidote and those are elusive to find at the early stages of the R/B/Y games.

Poison is the only status inflictment that can KO a Pokemon outside of combat. That sucks. Did I also mention that Weedle was the first Pokemon that Ash Ketchum failed to catch in the anime? Bottom of the barrel for sure. Spearow doesn’t count since Ash attempted to throw a rock at it and not a Poké Ball.

Raka: Like a less iconic Caterpie.

141. Nidorina (Score: 4602)
Average Ranking: 112.24 (St. Dev: 36.09) NFE Rank: 74/83 Poison Rank: 28/33 Nidoran-F Line: 3/3 All Nidos: 6/6

17-Karo 21-Gen 32-Drak 40-Logicblade 68-Wizards 74-MI 77-Red 81-Ermine 91-Paratroopa 94-Tennis 102-Flubbin 104-Xuxon 105-Anagram 106-Comm 108-Cybat 111-Xeybozn 112-Scarlet 116-Kate 117-Charon 117-Raka 118-Bane 121-Inviso 128-Stifled 130-Starfox 131-Natwaf 134-Wickle 134-Preston 135-TUM 135-Magmortar75 138-MSG 139-Cody 142-Mnk 143-Suor 144-Ecksgem 145-JONA 147-Sanity 148-Mega Mana 148-Paul 149-TexWolf 149-Poke 151-Darkx

Gen: My favorite form of my first ever shiny, leave me alone.

Paratroopa: as far as nidorans go, not great

Raka: Real women have curves.

Bane: Same as Nidorino pretty much without the cooler color, looks pretty cool and tough though.

Stifled: Dat apathy.

Starfox: When the female versions somehow wound up uglier than the male ones, which pretty much solely rely on badassery to detract from the fact that they're pretty ugly, ya dun goofed.

Natwaf: NFE Trash of an inferior line

Wickle: I dunno what I don't like about it... but I don't like it exactly...

Preston: Honestly? I never was fond of the Nidorats. They look unaesthetically pleasing. The ears are floppy, the speckles on Nidorino and Nidorina are mismatched, like the spots are tossed on to the design as an afterthought.

And I really wished I had something else besides this, Mankey and/or a Butterfree to use against Brock in Yellow. Not a very rad Pokémon honestly.

Magmortar: A rhino vs. this thing. Hmm. Tough decision. Also, why can't it breed?

140. Zubat (Score: 4561)
Average Ranking: 111.24 (St. Dev: 34.66) NFE Rank: 73/83 Poison Rank: 27/33 Flying Rank: 19/19 Zubat Line (Gen I): 2/2

20-Ermine 27-Anagram 34-Kate 65-Stifled 74-TexWolf 81-Charon 82-Red 83-Paul 85-Natwaf 86-Inviso 86-Xuxon 91-Bane 92-Suor 99-Paratroopa 105-Poke 106-Mnk 106-Sanity 112-TUM 113-Ecksgem 115-Drak 116-Wickle 116-Xeybozn 125-Karo 125-Magmortar75 127-Gen 131-Cody 132-Preston 137-MI 139-Starfox 139-JONA 139-Darkx 142-MSG 142-Tennis 146-Scarlet 147-Raka 148-Flubbin 148-Wizards 149-Comm 150-Logicblade 150-Cybat 151-Mega Mana

Anagram: I know it's the most annoying thing in the game, but honestly? I really like its design. Golbat ruins its simplicity.

Stifled: I had a plushie of him as a kid. Otherwise, he’s super annoying in caves

Natwaf: NFE Trash. That said, it's adorable.

Inviso: Yeah, it's definitely a pest, but it's so cute and evolves into SUCH awesome stuff like Golbat and eventually Crobat. I've used a Zubat is so many games based entirely on the fact that I want a Crobat, and I just have a fondness for it.

Bane: Surely lower on other people’s lists, it’s oddly pretty cute. I think because it’s this tiny little thing with no eyes, and big ears and fangs. I dunno, I picture saying in a tiny little voice “I’m gonna eat you!” and proceeding to nibble on your arm. I also like the blue and purple contrasts it has.

Paratroopa: kind of weird and cool when you realize it has no eyes what the f***

Wickle: I will always remember its cry, and I never had any want to ever catch one of these. Supersonic also pissed me off back then. I hate Confusion more than Poison, honestly.

Karo: Stop the bats! Stop the bats! Make them go and not come back!

Magmortar: If I didn’t use this in Diamond, it would be a lot lower. And it really needs a better early movepool. Weedle’s Poison Sting tends to be more worthwhile than a Zubat Leech Life. POISON STING.

Gen: I feel like a bat pokémon could be better. Because it happened already. Twice.

Preston: I once tried using (only) a Zubat to beat Misty with Leech Life. I was crushed. Literally.

Starfox: Dislike it for the same reasons as Tentacool. It’s only lower because its cry is slightly more annoying.

Raka: Pest.

Logicblade: Supersonic will be the death of me. God damn bats. I love Crobat... hate this garbage.

139. Drowzee (Score: 4529)
Average Ranking: 110.46 (St. Dev: 27.42) NFE Rank: 72/83 Psychic Rank: 12/14 Drowzee Line: 2/2

19-Ermine 42-Xuxon 67-MI 84-Xeybozn 88-Gen 91-Cybat 92-Comm 94-Magmortar75 94-Paratroopa 95-Mnk 97-Charon 97-Bane 98-Sanity 99-Starfox 99-Scarlet 102-Ecksgem 105-Stifled 105-Cody 106-Raka 108-Red 110-TUM 110-Paul 120-MSG 121-Tennis 123-JONA 123-Kate 123-Darkx 125-Anagram 125-Wizards 126-Mega Mana 128-Drak 129-Poke 136-Suor 138-Preston 140-Logicblade 141-Flubbin 142-Wickle 143-TexWolf 145-Natwaf 148-Karo 151-Inviso

Gen: I like tapirs (I may have mentioned this before) and Drowzee was my second shiny. However he's potbellied and kinda ugly.

Magmortar: A creepy Pokemon, most definitely, but I’ve always liked the tapir-inspired design.

Paratroopa: Yeah he’s all right

Bane: I always think Drowzee is the Pokemon that just smoked a bowl and is like “Yoooooooo dude what if….” and flails his arms about. He’s just chilling being Psychic and all.

Stifled: I only remember this line because of the episode where Misty thought she was a Seel. Except Hypno is cooler.

Raka: Creepy.

Anagram: Since I'm jewish, am I in the clear to make jokes about gigantic noses for GameFAQs modding purposes?

Preston: Drowzee looks like a snork.

Karo: Lost pokedex entries #1 - Drowzee, the r*****ed elephant fetus pokemon. This pokemon is repeatedly dropped on a head as a baby. This is simultaniously responsible for both its brain damage and psychic powers.

138. Jynx (Score: 4522)
Average Ranking: 108.41 (St. Dev: 46.00) Fully Evolved Rank: 66/68 Psychic Rank: 11/14 Ice Rank: 5/5

12-Suor 17-Sanity 20-Comm 39-Flubbin 39-Kate 48-Raka 55-Cody 69-Cybat 69-Tennis 72-MI 80-Scarlet 87-Magmortar75 88-Inviso 101-Bane 109-Stifled 114-TUM 115-Wickle 125-Xeybozn 128-JONA 128-Darkx 129-Charon 131-MSG 132-Logicblade 134-Karo 136-Ecksgem 137-TexWolf 139-Anagram 140-Preston 143-Mega Mana 144-Xuxon 145-Gen 147-Wizards 148-Poke 149-Starfox 149-Natwaf 150-Red 150-Mnk 151-Ermine 151-Drak 151-Paratroopa 151-Paul

Magmortar: Could not possibly look more unappealing, but generally not all that bad of a Pokemon. As load of **** that defensive typing (and defend stat) is, offensively it just wrecks a lot of things

Flubbin: Jynx will always be the baddest b**** in town.

Raka: S-S-Stupid hoe with superb asss, etc.

Bane: Vaguely offensive, I really don&rsquo;t know what whoever designed Jynx was taking and/or watching at the time. Definitely memorable and stands out.

Stifled: Hi Aunt Jemima

Karo: Pokemon shoudn't wear people clothes. Especally if you are a racist stereotype.

Preston: Jynx creeps me out. It's fugly looking. Jynx looks conspicuously like Nicki Minaj and if Pokémon was real? Jynx would be at the bar parlors and be pole dancing all night long. So much win not really so much win.

Gen: Does it really need to be said?

Starfox: This thing using Lovely Kiss in Pokemon Stadium haunts my nightmares to this day

Natwaf: Ugly, and the whole racist debacle is just tiresome. IIRC, it's a pretty fast sleep inducer, but I just can't stand looking at it. Never shall it have a place on my team. And why the hell didn't it get an evo like magmar and electabuzz did in gen IV?

Red: This thing is ugly. And I hate seeing it in battle because you basically have to choose something you want to be slept for awhile. Unless you led with like a Dodrio or something.

Paratroopa: ugly AND racist. really a home run here japan

137. Tangela (Score: 4513)
Average Ranking: 110.07 (St. Dev: 36.63) NFE Rank: 71/83 Grass Rank: 12/14

6-Xuxon 13-TUM 49-MI 57-TexWolf 58-Cybat 62-Karo 72-Tennis 76-Raka 81-Darkx 84-Red 89-Cody 92-Wickle 93-Preston 111-Kate 114-Scarlet 115-Suor 117-Magmortar75 118-Starfox 118-Natwaf 122-Mega Mana 123-Mnk 124-Logicblade 126-Charon 127-MSG 128-Comm 129-Stifled 129-JONA 131-Drak 132-Ermine 133-Sanity 137-Inviso 138-Gen 138-Bane 140-Poke 143-Ecksgem 145-Paul 146-Anagram 148-Xeybozn 148-Paratroopa 150-Flubbin 151-Wizards

Raka: Cute, cuddly, and tiny.

Preston: Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh. So much meh.

Magmortar: Useful once in a while I guess. You really should’ve been able to get one earlier in the first gen games. I don’t think many people have actually used a Tangela in a team.

Natwaf: honestly, the only feeling that surfaced when I was placing Tangela is indifference. The feet were a nice touch, but sadly, not even potential for tentacle shenanigans could help it

Stifled: It has a face somewhere in there.

Inviso: It's the only pure-grass Pokemon in the first generation (well, maybe Exeggcute is too?) But it's just nothing special. My experience with Tangela is purely weakness with the various weak-ass vine-based attacks. This thing is basically designed to fulfill weird tentacle-based fetishes, and it doesn't do that well.

Gen: I can't even think of something to say about it. That's how forgettable it is.

Bane: Kind of cute with its eyes and little feet, but the mess of vines all over it creeps me out a bit for an unknown reason.

Paratroopa: really just sort of unpleasant and creepy

Flubbin: Tangela just kind of sucks. It doesn’t even have a cool Japanese name like MOJOMBO to make up for it. Such a shame.

136. Voltorb (Score: 4506)
Average Ranking: 109.90 (St. Dev: 31.91) NFE Rank: 70/83 Electric Rank: 9/9 Voltorb Line: 2/2

19-Magmortar75 34-Xeybozn 40-Paul 56-TUM 80-Darkx 82-MSG 84-Xuxon 85-Inviso 95-Wickle 95-TexWolf 96-Cybat 96-Suor 99-Bane 100-JONA 101-Starfox 103-Karo 104-Tennis 104-Wizards 107-Gen 107-Mnk 113-Scarlet 113-Sanity 118-Mega Mana 125-Drak 127-Comm 129-Red 133-Charon 133-Poke 133-Kate 135-Ermine 135-Anagram '''136-Stifled 136-Preston''' 138-Raka 139-Natwaf 143-Paratroopa 144-Logicblade 145-Flubbin 146-MI 147-Cody 151-Ecksgem

Magmortar: For some reason, such a simple design is that appealing to me. It’s angry and it’s fast. That’s it. There probably isn’t any other line where the members of it are both big favorites of mine and very, very close together.

Inviso: I can draw Voltorb and it's cute, and I honestly think both it AND Electrode are cute in their ball design (and being used as mimics in dungeons and whatnot). It's just not all that special though because as far as an electric-type goes, my recollection is that it never really learned a lot of skills to USE that electric typing...even if it IS super-fast.

Wickle: ... honestly I got nothing. I used him and liked his speed, that is all...

Bane: Literally a pokeball with eyes, and tries to looks ultra tough and angry. Alright dude, I’ll stay away.

Starfox: I’ve always sorta liked Voltorb… but then again I’ve always had a minor soft spot for the gimmicky Pokemon.

Gen: It's a pokeball. How clever. NOT!

Stifled: As much as I love Electrode, I strangely don't care about Voltorb

Preston: I was tempted to put Voltorb even lower than where I am initiating resting it.

Why the hell did Ash Ketchum have a Voltorb alarm clock anyway?

Raka: The Ball-vard of Broken Dreams

Natwaf: NFE trash. The mimic gimmick earned it some points... but honestly, it's just boring to look at. And it ****ing self-destructs.

Paratroopa: design equivalent of putting googly eyes on a pokeball

Logicblade: Literally just a dumb ball.

135. Seaking (Score: 4473)
Average Ranking: 109.10 (St. Dev: 36.17) Fully Evolved Rank: 67/68 Water Rank: 30/32 Goldeen Line: 1 /2

17-Paratroopa 29-Sanity 30-Wickle 55-Tennis 56-Karo 68-Comm 77-Starfox 79-Gen 82-Flubbin 83-Xuxon 92-Anagram 92-Charon 93-Drak 93-Magmortar75 101-Ecksgem 105-Suor 105-Raka 109-Cybat 112-Red 113-Cody 115-Darkx 119-Inviso 120-Logicblade 122-JONA 123-MI 132-Bane 135-MSG 136-Scarlet 138-Mega Mana 138-TexWolf 138-Wizards 140-Ermine 144-Xeybozn 146-Natwaf 146-Stifled 146-TUM 146-Paul 149-Preston 149-Mnk 149-Kate 151-Poke

Paratroopa: I thought it was super funny that he got lightningrod in gen 5, but it was a lot less funny when I found out it made him immune to electric

Sanity: F*** YEAH

Wickle: King of the Sea, that's why I like. That is all.

Anagram: I rated it fairly high mostly because I had one in Emerald that actually was crazy good.

Magmortar: More than anything else, I remember it for EV training things back in the fourth generation games. That route above Jubilee just had this and Gyarados for fishing. Good times.

Raka: You've been late, You've been mean, and getting fatter all the time.

Red: This thing is just boring. It sucks in battle, its a super generic fish. Only thing it has going is its name, but Seadra being so close to it just makes me not care about it.

Bane: Its eyes remind me of Paralyzed Horse from The Bravest Warriors. Go watch that on Youtube if you haven’t, it’s great. Anyway, the horn is kind of cool. Not much else.

Preston: Goldeen on morphine

Natwaf: From the River Queen to the Seaking, this line is just MEH personified. Lightning Rod is an odd choice. It would have been funny... had I ever needed lightning to kill a goldfish. As it is, Seaking is just ugly, bad, and boring

Stifled: So ugly. Goldeen was actually kinda cute and it evolved…into this thing.

It should probably be noted that had a certain person not told me to put Seaking in a spot he didn't want me to and didn't notice it until it was too late, Seaking would be about five spots higher. That person shall remain nameless unless he wishes to come forward though.

134. Mankey (Score: 4409)
Average Ranking: 107.54 (St. Dev: 31.60) NFE Rank: 69/83 Fighting Rank: 8/8 Mankey Line: 2/2

20-Preston 38-Comm 49-Ermine 54-Magmortar75 60-TUM 70-Drak 81-Xeybozn 86-Wizards 87-Cody 88-Mega Mana 88-MI 90-Stifled 93-Scarlet 95-Gen 98-Inviso 108-Anagram 108-Poke 112-JONA 113-Cybat 115-Flubbin 115-Charon 119-Xuxon 122-Logicblade 122-Karo 122-Paratroopa 122-Kate 123-Natwaf 124-Ecksgem 125-Raka 125-Paul 126-Tennis 131-Red 131-Darkx 135-Starfox 138-Suor 138-Mnk 145-Wickle 146-MSG 146-Bane 150-TexWolf 151-Sanity

Preston: I really like Mankey. I just think it’s a very cool Pokémon.

The only available options players had to defeat Brock back in Yellow was using either a Butterfree or Mankey.

Mankey makes a nice substitute to use with attacks like Karate Chop and High Jump Kick even if both attacks don’t have the greatest accuracy or hit ratio in the world.

<3 Mankey <3

Magmortar: As a Charmander guy (and earlier, a guy who did played Yellow version), this thing vs. Brock is a godsend, and it doesn’t stop being useful after.

Stifled: So angry. It was funny when he stole Ash’s hat.

Gen: I'll never forget how it helped me beat Brock on the rare occasion I didn't choose Squirtle... but it's a perpetually angry puffball. That's like US Kirby only not as cute.

Anagram: I honestly am not sure I would have known it was a monkey if not for the name.

Paratroopa: kind of forgot he exists

Raka: Like Machop if it were good.

Red: I generally hate monkeys, Mankey is an ugly pig monkey. Ugh.

Wickle: That pig nose is too misleading for me to like it.

Bane: Too plain for me, just never got into him.

Sanity: Monkeys suck

133. Weepinbell (Score: 4388)
Average Ranking: 107.02 (St. Dev: 31.24) NFE Rank: 68/83 Grass Rank: 11/14 Poison Rank: 26/33 Bellsprout Line: 3/3

11-Sanity 55-TUM 57-Xuxon 61-Tennis 68-Cody 70-MI 72-TexWolf 80-Paratroopa 82-Natwaf 82-Mnk 90-Starfox 94-Bane 95-Mega Mana 96-Preston 98-Comm 99-Darkx 102-Wickle 104-Magmortar75 105-Charon 110-Stifled 113-Paul 114-Xeybozn 115-JONA 115-Raka 115-Poke 116-Gen 129-Drak 130-Karo 130-Inviso 132-Red 132-Scarlet 134-Logicblade 134-Flubbin 135-Suor 136-Cybat 142-Ermine 143-Wizards 146-Ecksgem 147-Anagram 149-MSG 150-Kate

Sanity: :O Dat face. You know what every male owner did with those.

Paratroopa: probably really good at sucking d***

Natwaf: NFE Trash. And yet, something about this one amuses me. Not sure why.

Starfox: They couldn’t have made a better c***s****** Pokemon if they tried. But maybe that’s why I sort of like it, I’ve never really been able to figure that out XD.

Bane: Another doofy looking Pokemon which kind of works for it.

Preston: My colleagues at Board 8 know nothing if they put Bellsprout over Oddish.

Wickle: Bell line > Oddish line... in Gen 1. Weepin' was my grass type for a while, until I finally realized you evolve him with a Leaf Stone.

Magmortar: Worst of its line, but not bad. Not much to say here. It’s a ****ing bell, and quite frankly I do not care about bells unless Cliff Burton or AC/DC is involved.

Stifled: I've often thought about trying to shoot hoops in its mouth.

Raka: Doofus planticus.

Gen: I dunno if Bellsprout weren't so darn cute Weepinbell would be far and away my fave of the line. Something about that doofy expression doesn't make me want to slap it.

Karo: ever wonder which pokemon is the best at sucking d***? Now you have your answer.

Red: what the hell is this thing. Its just...a really ugly grass type and I dont have nearly the soft spot for it that I do for Gloom.

132. Nidoran-F (Score: 4379)
Average Ranking: 106.80 (St. Dev: 34.45) NFE Rank: 67/83 Poison Rank: 25/33 Nidoran-F Line: 2/3 All Nidos: 5/6

18-Karo 25-Logicblade 39-Drak 41-Ermine 71-Poke 73-MI 75-Gen 80-Comm 85-Mega Mana 86-Paratroopa 89-Kate 91-Wizards 92-Red 95-Xeybozn 105-Xuxon 107-Inviso 107-Scarlet 108-Flubbin 111-Mnk 113-Tennis 114-Anagram 116-Ecksgem 117-Stifled 117-Bane 119-Starfox 124-Charon 125-Natwaf 127-Cody 130-Preston 130-Cybat 137-TUM 140-Wickle 141-Suor 141-Magmortar75 142-Raka 143-JONA 144-TexWolf 145-Sanity 146-Darkx 149-Paul 151-MSG

Gen: first shiny ever, but very unremarkable. I like the male form better

Paratroopa: still a better character than most of the female character contest

Red: The only real memorable thing about it is that it got in a contest.

Stifled: lol Board 8

Bane: Not as cool as Nidoran-M, but ok. Looks like a rabbit and rabbits are cute.

Natwaf: NFE Trash of an inferior line

Preston: Nidoran Female was 8 seed fodder against Samus Aran in the 2006 Character Battle and lost in a 80-20 blowout and for that merit alone I have to put it pretty low in the standings.

Wickle: I never had an interest to catch the Nidoran family, honestly. Since the only things that interested me were the FE models, but obviously one does not catch those.

Magmortar: I do not like the female Nidorans very much. That’s all there is to it

Raka: Hipster Nidoran M

131. Doduo (Score: 4374)
Average Ranking: 106.68 (St. Dev: 26.98) NFE Rank: 66/83 Normal Rank: 22/22 Flying Rank: 18/19 Doduo Line: 2/2

49-Poke 52-Paratroopa 61-Magmortar75 68-Ermine 69-Drak 70-Xuxon 76-Darkx 81-JONA 81-TexWolf 85-Wickle 88-Anagram 88-Red 91-Scarlet 92-Preston 97-Paul 99-Sanity 101-TUM 103-Natwaf 106-Stifled 106-Charon 112-Starfox 116-MI 117-Logicblade 118-Inviso 120-Xeybozn 123-Comm 124-Cybat 124-Raka 125-Gen 127-Karo 129-Bane 133-Ecksgem 134-Kate 135-Tennis 136-Flubbin 136-Cody 137-MSG 137-Suor 140-Mega Mana 141-Wizards 147-Mnk

Paratroopa: be strong clarence. be strong for mother

Wickle: Helicopter meme. That is all it is. But it is a dodo bird, and I gave it respect for that.

Anagram: Some people say that Gen 1 had dumb designs with things like Doduo and Dodrio, and ehhh, they aren't REALLY wrong, but Doduo and Dodrio are just so stupid I can't help but love them.

Red: Pretty plain, Dodrio superior.

Preston: The only notable thing I can say here about Doduo was that he was one of only a small handful of Pokémon that could learn Tri Attack. It was a cool, colorful beam of light attack in Pokémon Stadium. Otherwise? Meh.

Stifled: Mutant birdy

Raka: The cool Pokemon that nobody uses.

Gen: I love kiwi birdies. It would take something going horribly wrong for me to not love a pokémon based on one. Something went horribly wrong.

Bane: I like its eyes for some reason. That’s about it. But it suddenly reminds me that American Horror Story: Freak Show is about to start. Can’t wait for that, hope it matches how good Asylum was.

130. Kabuto (Score: 4341)
Average Ranking: 105.88 (St. Dev: 31.42) NFE Rank: 65/83 Rock Rank: 10/11 Water Rank: 29/32 Kabuto Line: 2/2 Fossil Rank: 5/5

24-TexWolf 41-Paul 57-Bane 58-Drak 61-Ermine 64-Sanity 64-Paratroopa 79-Poke 82-Logicblade 83-Preston 87-Xuxon 87-Comm 89-Gen 94-MI 97-MSG 98-Wickle 98-Raka 104-Karo 109-JONA 110-Red 118-Magmortar75 119-Wizards 120-Scarlet 122-TUM 124-Inviso 124-Flubbin 124-Darkx 126-Cybat 127-Starfox 128-Mega Mana 128-Charon 130-Xeybozn 134-Ecksgem 134-Tennis 138-Cody 139-Mnk 140-Anagram 143-Natwaf 145-Stifled 145-Kate 147-Suor

Bane: Just a tiny little bug with menacing red eyes. Which is cool because it reminds me of an Egyptian scarab, when it looks harmless but you KNOW some ancient curse is about to go down. Even though it doesn’t really look like a scarab. Don’t question me.

Paratroopa: I always used to think its eyes were on the top of its head based on its sprite

Preston: I think we are finally done discussing the Pokemon it is that I have a negative opinion on from the first generation.

I guess you can say Kabuto’s stance is where the fodder line is at.

Kabuto was alright. I don’t really get the hate for these guys. The fossil Pokémon were completely optional if you wanted to resurrect them back from the dead or not back on Cinnabar Island. And that’s just my viewpoint about them. Again? Kabuto was alright.

Gen: It's a horseshoe crab. They're neither extinct nor particularly interesting. But they ARE ancient.

Raka: More like forgettable-to dohohoho

Red: Dome. But far inferior to Kabutops.

Magmortar: That scene in Cars 2 with something called Kabuto would probably make for a better writeup than this thing. At least it has an amazing evolution.

Natwaf: Fossil AND NFE Trash. IIRC, it and the gen 1 brethren were level 5 when they were revived, was that true?

Wickle: I prefer Omanyte.

Stifled: Strange disc thing. I feel like he should unlock a door in a Resident Evil game.

129. Shellder (Score: 4320)
Average Ranking: 105.37 (St. Dev: 30.92) NFE Rank: 64/83 Water Rank: 28/32 Shellder Line: 2/2

23-Xuxon 31-TUM 34-TexWolf 68-Sanity 69-Gen 73-Darkx 73-Comm 74-Anagram 83-Paratroopa 89-Starfox 90-Mnk 93-Logicblade 95-MSG 96-MI 100-Preston 101-Ermine 103-JONA 105-Mega Mana 109-Drak 110-Xeybozn 111-Charon 111-Paul 113-Stifled 119-Ecksgem 120-Wickle 122-Wizards 125-Flubbin 125-Kate 127-Magmortar75 127-Bane 128-Suor 128-Poke 130-Scarlet 131-Cybat 133-Raka 135-Natwaf 141-Red 142-Karo 144-Tennis 144-Cody 145-Inviso

Paratroopa: basically two eyes and a tongue, great

Preston: Jessie had a Shellder in the anime for approximately 6 minutes and 57 seconds.

Stifled: Love the tongue.

Wickle: There are better water types.

Magmortar: Hey! It helps to make a (spoilers) pretty awesome Pokemon!

Bane: Nothing too notable about it. I do like the tongue sticking out.

Raka: What's up with its alternate, elongated art?

Red: I like this thing a lot better than cloyster, but its still just a shell with a tongue.

Karo: Lost Pokedex entries #2 - Shellder, the armored pen*s pokemon. What many trainers mistake for a tounge is actually this creature's reproducktive organ.

128. Paras (Score: 4317)
Average Ranking: 105.29 (St. Dev: 41.35) NFE Rank: 63/83 Bug Rank: 9/12 Grass Rank: 10/14 Paras Line: 2/2

1-Mega Mana 13-Paratroopa 16-Ermine 19-TexWolf 36-MSG 42-Sanity 69-Darkx 72-Xuxon 87-Natwaf 92-TUM 92-Bane 95-Drak 100-Cybat 100-Red 103-Wickle 104-Gen 104-Xeybozn 105-Wizards 107-Ecksgem 110-Scarlet 111-Magmortar75 121-Raka 124-Starfox 125-JONA 125-Tennis 130-Cody 131-Karo 132-Paul 136-Mnk 138-Inviso 139-MI 139-Suor 141-Anagram 142-Logicblade 142-Poke 143-Kate 144-Flubbin 145-Charon 146-Preston 146-Comm 150-Stifled

Mana: Just been an odd preference for the longest time. Paras is my favorite Pokemon and I cannot explain it. Paratroopa: based on a real parasitic fungus that infects bugs and slowly turns them into zombies. so, basically amazing.

Natwaf: An adorable NFE Trash

Bane: Its mouth is creepy but its eyes make it cute, and the episode with Team Rocket trying to train it and cheer it on even though it was weak was adorable.

Red: This line has the novelty of being the RBY Spore users, but pretty unremarkable otherwise.

Wickle: GO SPORE GO.

Gen: Paras is the hugest pain in the ass pokémon to raise that has ever been invented- at least back in RBY days. FRLG made him less pathetic but let me get back to the point. Every non-Scyther/Pinsir Bug type pokémon started off weak in the very first generation, no exception. The point of Bug types was that they grow fast and get "strong" quickly. Except for Paras. That thing was like Magikarp weak, had crap attacks aside from the most basic Scratch, and took what felt like ages to evolve. Parasect is almost worth the trouble and effort. Almost.

Magmortar: Easy experience, and you get mushrooms from it. That&rsquo;s about it. But that&rsquo;s more than other Pokemon.

Raka: Cool design.

Starfox: The only reason it would was this high was the whole fungus thing being pretty cool&hellip; purely based on design, it&rsquo;s bottom ten easily.

Logicblade: Not down. It kills the cute little guy and is just a dumb mushroom parasite. Also weak as hell. :(

Flubbin: Paras is such a nothing it physically hurts me.

Preston: I hate Paras. I collect Pokémon plushies and under my recitation I don’t even one of Paras. I hate Paras because it&rsquo;s so finicky and dopey looking. The Bug / Grass combo is failure and just by using one EMBER attack against it will cause it to die in combat. Screw you Paras.

Stifled: Worst line in Gen 1 by a mile. Paras benefits a bit from Parasect being so ugly.

127. Caterpie (Score: 4278)
Average Ranking: 104.34 (St. Dev: 31.74) NFE Rank: 62/83 Bug Rank: 8/12 Caterpie Line: 2/3

27-Paratroopa 45-MI 56-Ermine 59-Drak 63-Mnk 64-Gen 65-Cody 66-Poke 67-Wizards 73-Sanity 86-Bane 86-Darkx 89-Ecksgem 94-Mega Mana 94-Karo 94-Flubbin 99-TUM 103-Starfox 111-Logicblade 111-Preston 114-Suor 114-Comm 116-Natwaf 116-Inviso 118-TexWolf 118-Xuxon 119-Stifled 120-Magmortar75 125-Red 129-Anagram 131-Wickle 136-Tennis 136-Kate 139-Xeybozn 139-Paul 140-MSG 140-Cybat 141-JONA 141-Scarlet 146-Raka 148-Charon

Paratroopa: I really like the weird bug it's based off in real life

Gen: It's so stinkin' cute.

Bane: Strangely kind of cute for some reason, the shade of green is nice.

Preston: FRUIT SALAD YUMMY YUMMY FRUIT SALAD YUMMY YUMMY

Stifled: I wouldn't wanna eat a cater pie.

Magmortar: Honestly? Caterpie is a Pokemon I have nothing to say about. At all. Not even that it defines generic. Even Caterpie’s line is more memorable than Pidgey’s.

Red: At least its not as ugly as its poison counterpart, but its still just a bug. It hurts that these things have been rehashed so many times over the years.

Anagram: Cute but useless

Raka: It looks adorable but that's it.

126. Pidgey (Score: 4258)
Average Ranking: 103.85 (St. Dev: 27.51) NFE Rank: 61/83 Normal Rank: 21/22 Flying Rank: 17/19 Pidgey Line: 3/3

27-Poke 46-Logicblade 64-Anagram 65-Inviso 67-Stifled 68-Starfox 70-Ermine 81-Gen 85-Bane 86-Drak 89-Red 90-Preston 91-MI 92-Sanity 94-MSG 96-Wizards 98-Charon 107-Karo 108-Paul 110-JONA 111-Natwaf 112-Mega Mana 113-Kate 114-Mnk 115-TexWolf 115-Scarlet 115-Cody 115-Comm 116-Xuxon 122-Wickle 123-Paratroopa 125-TUM 126-Suor 133-Magmortar75 133-Flubbin 135-Ecksgem 136-Raka 137-Tennis 138-Xeybozn 141-Cybat 149-Darkx

Stifled: Superior birdy line.

Starfox: I’ve always had a little bit of a soft spot for this line and I’m not entirely sure why… Pidgey was always really cute to me though.

Bane: The most basic bird. It serves its purpose as the ultimate early-game Pokemon. The anime episode with all the fat Pidgey’s was pretty funny.

Preston: Just like Rattata, Tentacool and Zubat? Pidgey was way too prevalent for me to find in patches of grass for me to care for. At least it wasn’t totally useless to carry around in your party.

Natwaf: NFE Trash. Oddly enough, NOT the worst early bird.

Wickle: ... well, it was a simple catch back in the day and just minor training. Early catch that helped me through Viridian Forest without dying to poison 'cause of Gust.

Magmortar: Uh…it awards you more experience than Rattata does, right? (don’t answer that question) Would probably be higher if it evolved sooner. Both times

Paratroopa: probably the worst bird

Raka: Good, but not good enough.

125. Magnemite (Score: 4208)
Average Ranking: 102.63 (St. Dev: 31.33) NFE Rank: 60/83 Steel Rank: 2/2 Electric Rank: 8/9 Magnemite Line: 2/2

2-Lefty

12-Magmortar75 43-Anagram 47-Paul 54-Wizards 55-Darkx 71-Bane 73-Preston 75-Inviso 80-Cybat 83-TUM 84-MSG 88-Xeybozn 89-Karo 92-Gen 99-Mega Mana 99-Red 101-JONA 102-Paratroopa 103-TexWolf 104-Scarlet 106-Cody 109-Ermine 109-Starfox 111-Raka 113-Wickle 118-Drak 119-Natwaf 122-Flubbin 123-Poke 124-Mnk '''125-Sanity 125-Xuxon''' 129-Logicblade 130-Suor 134-Stifled 138-Comm 139-Ecksgem 139-Kate 140-Tennis 150-MI 151-Charon

Magmortar: It’s design is just so simple, I love it. It’s something easy to draw. Packs a hell of a punch for an NFE too.

Anagram: Maybe it's nostalgia, but I don't mind how stupid this thing is. I just love it.

Bane: Another weird one that doesn’t make sense how it exists. Memories of the sound it makes when trying to take a picture of it in Pokemon Snap without feeding it still annoys me.

Preston: Magnemite is for whatever reason listed as an Electric / Fire type in Pokémon Stadium 1.

Paratroopa: the only pokemon I can sort of successfully draw so points for that

Raka: The father of Steel Pokemon.

Wickle: It's magnets, that is all.

Natwaf: NFE Trash. And lol floating but no Levitate

Stifled: 1/3 Magneton

124. Golbat (Score: 4172)
Average Ranking: 101.75 (St. Dev: 38.78) NFE Rank: 59/83 Poison Rank: 24/33 Flying Rank: 16/19 Zubat Line (Gen I): 1/2

13-Xuxon 33-Paul 38-Natwaf 41-Charon 44-MSG 49-TexWolf 54-Cody 59-TUM 64-Tennis 66-Logicblade 67-Ermine 71-Paratroopa 74-Kate 85-Magmortar75 94-Raka 99-Wickle 102-Stifled 104-Poke 105-Sanity 114-Inviso 117-Suor 119-Darkx 120-JONA 121-Xeybozn '''124-Preston 124-Scarlet''' 125-Starfox 126-Ecksgem 126-Bane 128-Flubbin 129-Gen 132-Comm 134-Mnk 135-Drak 145-Karo 145-Wizards 148-Red 149-Mega Mana 149-Anagram 149-MI 151-Cybat

Natwaf: It's underwhelming in battle, and FRLG trolled me so hard when I wanted a Crobat (which is just plain cool). So why the hell is this so high? Simple. The goddamn sprite.

Paratroopa: mostly good just for its gen 1 sprite alone

Magmortar: That tongue, man. Also, unlike Zubat, training this thing isn’t too bad, and you get a Crobat out of it.

Raka: Sensual mouth.

Wickle: Ugly, reason I had no respect for the Zubat line.

Stifled: Disgusting but also frightening

Preston: Team Rocket randomly had a Golbat back in Pokemon Puzzle League. I’ll never figure that one out.

Bane: Whoa that mouth. It takes up its whole face and body. If that existed in real life people would lose their s***.

Gen: It's SUPER dumb!

Karo: If we had been going by his R/B sprite, he would have been dead last. thankfully they fixed his awfulness in later versions.

Anagram: RB sprite is the best sprite

123. Venonat (Score: 4157)
Average Ranking: 101.39 (St. Dev: 32.99) NFE Rank: 58/83 Poison Rank: 23/33 Bug Rank: 7/12 Venonat Line: 2/2

5-Paratroopa 39-Xeybozn 55-Ermine 57-Gen 57-TUM 58-MI 59-Mnk 61-Ecksgem 73-Drak 81-Karo 85-Flubbin 88-MSG 89-Natwaf 90-JONA 91-Poke 100-Scarlet 102-Sanity 102-Kate 104-Cybat 106-Preston 107-Wickle 109-Logicblade 111-Suor 111-Wizards 112-Anagram 112-Magmortar75 113-Bane 114-Raka 119-Paul 131-TexWolf 133-Stifled 133-Cody 133-Darkx 134-Mega Mana 134-Xuxon 136-Starfox 138-Tennis 141-Inviso 142-Charon 145-Comm 147-Red

Paratroopa: just super rad in general

Gen: What a cute little puffball. Not like Mankey.

Natwaf: NFE Trash. And it totally evolves into Butterfree

Preston: Tracy had one. That’s really all Venonat has going for it.

Wickle: Weird, never caught it due to that reasoning. But all fluffy.

Anagram: Fun fact: when I was eleven, I memorized all of the pokemon that existed at the time. Then I challenged myself to name all of them. Venonat and Venomoth were the only ones I couldn't remember. They aren't bad enough to hate and they aren't good enough to give a crap about.

Magmortar: I hate these types of bugs, but Venonat itself is kind of cool. I love its color scheme

Bane: Creepy but cute at the same time? Oh and look at that, purple strikes once more. Which of course helps it

Raka: What can I say, I like furry insects and I cannot lie.

Stifled: It evolves into Butterfree right?

Starfox: I don’t care how much fanart you show me, you will never be able to convince me that this thing is cute.

122. Machop (Score: 4141)
Average Ranking: 101.00 (St. Dev: 30.97) NFE Rank: 57/83 Fighting Rank: 7/8 Machop Line: 3/3

37-Logicblade 44-Red 45-Wizards 52-Kate 53-Comm 68-Stifled 70-Preston 71-Ermine 72-Mega Mana 74-Drak 74-Tennis 75-Xeybozn 79-Paul 90-TUM 93-Bane 98-MI 98-Magmortar75 101-Mnk 102-Anagram 106-Ecksgem 108-Starfox 109-Scarlet 110-Inviso 110-Poke 111-Wickle 111-Gen 112-MSG 117-Karo 120-TexWolf 122-Natwaf 126-Flubbin 128-Paratroopa 132-Xuxon 133-JONA 134-Cybat 137-Raka 141-Darkx 143-Charon 144-Sanity 145-Suor 146-Cody

Stifled: So clutch early on in the game

Preston: In a rare occurrence? I actually prefer Machop over it’s evolutionary forms. It’s umm…well okay. Machop is a little cute.

Bane: Tough but always happy looking? At least to me, he’s pretty cool.

Wickle: Not much to say on this one.

Gen: Bodybuilding children is kind of a horrifying concept. As a general rule I already don't like humanoid monsters. Throw in a few weights and bleh.

Paratroopa: creeps me out slightly for some reason

Raka: Eeek, it's ugly.

121. Poliwag (Score: 4131)
Average Ranking: 100.76 (St. Dev: 30.97) NFE Rank: 56/83 Water Rank: 27/32 Poliwag Line: 3/3

26-Darkx 48-Ecksgem 56-Mega Mana 57-Kate 59-Poke 60-Preston 75-Comm 76-MI 77-Bane 78-Gen 79-Wizards 83-Cody 85-Paul 89-MSG 91-Karo 96-Starfox 97-Tennis 98-Drak 98-Suor 98-TexWolf 100-Paratroopa 106-Logicblade 107-Sanity 108-Ermine 113-TUM 117-Cybat 117-Flubbin 118-Wickle 120-Raka 121-JONA 123-Red 126-Mnk 126-Scarlet 130-Magmortar75 133-Anagram 136-Xuxon 137-Charon 140-Xeybozn 142-Natwaf 142-Inviso 143-Stifled

Preston: Poliwag is adorable. What a cutie. Misty had one. The little lost Poliwag missions in Hey You Pikachu! are frustrating and bonkers to complete though.

Bane: Cute little tadpole. Not much else to say.

Gen: I like frogs so much bias. Tadpoles are related to frogs yet inferior. Poliwag is okay. Not particularly cute or cool, but okay.

Paratroopa: the swirl on its chest is actually its intestines. Pokemon

Wickle: Tadpole is the only reason it's close to 100.

Raka: The water type for hipsters.

Magmortar: Kind of cute I guess

Anagram: I hate its lips

Natwaf: NFE Trash. And yeah, intestines and all, but BORING.

Stifled: It’s cute, but…*yawn*

120. Lickitung (Score: 4119)
Average Ranking: 100.46 (St. Dev: 43.95) NFE Rank: 55/83 Normal Rank: 19/22

5-Paul 11-Ermine 12-Sanity 25-Cody 32-Paratroopa 46-Raka 50-Ecksgem 63-Suor 69-Preston 71-TUM 75-Wickle 75-Karo 80-MI 81-Bane 83-JONA 84-Stifled 91-Inviso 100-MSG 104-Charon 108-Darkx 109-Red 118-Mnk 118-Scarlet 119-TexWolf '''120-Starfox 120-Kate''' 123-Tennis 128-Logicblade 138-Flubbin 140-Drak 142-Mega Mana 142-Xeybozn 146-Poke 147-Natwaf 147-Cybat 147-Magmortar75 148-Comm 150-Wizards 150-Xuxon 151-Anagram 151-Gen

Paratroopa: really underrated dumb and hilarious pokemon

Raka: Woman's best friend.

Preston: Has anybody here had Big Red before? It’s native only in Texas. Big Red is basically just cotton candy flavored soda. Maybe with a tint of bubblegum. Right so Lickitung. I’m a little partial to Lickitung. It was in the anime and Jessie had one and stuff but I could live without the horror that is Lickilicky though. Not a bad Pokémon in my opinion.

Wickle: Sorta entertaining with the tongue thing.

Bane: Who thought of him? I like it but it’s so weird. With a tongue like that he could- you know what? I shouldn’t even finish that sentence. Let’s just say it could have some specialties.

Stifled: Sushi!

Natwaf: FE Trash. Weak, ugly, rare, and just plain boring.

Magmortar: One of the most forgettable Pokemon of all time. Extremely hard to use for any purpose at all, weird design and just I don’t even. If it could explode like its evolution can, maybe I’d remember it existed. But you know what? Better than ****ing Chansey.

Anagram: I have a reputation for being too nostalgic about video games, and maybe it's true, but even when I was ten, I looked at this thing and just said "Ugh."

Gen: Horrible concept, plus ugliness, plus useless, equals why?

119. Raticate (Score: 4107)
Average Ranking: 101.00 (St. Dev: 35.01) Fully Evolved Rank: 65/68 Normal Rank: 20/22 Rattata Line: 2/2

11-Drak 24-Ermine 37-Tennis 48-Xeybozn 58-Magmortar75 67-Ecksgem 69-Red 69-Poke 71-Mega Mana 71-Paul 83-Starfox 85-JONA 88-Natwaf 90-MSG 90-Cybat 91-Wickle 91-Kate 95-Scarlet 101-Suor 101-Cody 101-Paratroopa 103-Raka 105-Inviso 105-Mnk 109-Flubbin 109-Charon 115-Karo 117-Sanity 124-Comm 128-Wizards 129-Darkx 133-Xuxon 134-MI 138-Anagram 139-Gen 140-Stifled 146-TexWolf 148-Logicblade 148-Preston 148-TUM 148-Bane

Magmortar: Has a distinction among the early rodents of being actually really good if utilized correctly. Sometimes. Generally not all that bad in-game either. It's really ugly, though, and that sacrifices a top 50 slot.

Natwaf: It's a rat. How about that. Weak and ugly. Rattata is more amusing. And there was an early Raticate?

Wickle: Guess what? Joey's Rattata still evolves.

Paratroopa: raticate raticate baker's man

Raka: Even a whore who has gone to the bad. Won't be had by a rat!

Anagram: Ugly as hell, definitely the worst 'basic normal-type you get super early' pokemon

Gen: why is it so scary Mommy?

Stifled: It's so disgusting, yet terrifying

Preston: The rocket grunt that had a Raticate back at Mt. Moon was one of the most ill-fated encounters of the whole game. That merit alone puts Raticate in the bottom five.

Bane: Ugly, stupid, pretty useless. Yeah.

118. Geodude (Score: 4057)
Average Ranking: 98.95 (St. Dev: 28.64) NFE Rank: 54/83 Rock Rank: 9/11 Ground Rank: 13/14 Geodude Line: 2/3

46-Inviso 53-Darkx 57-Preston 58-Stifled 62-Gen 63-Comm 64-Logicblade 67-Mnk 70-Anagram 70-MSG 72-Wizards 74-Mega Mana 75-Drak 75-Magmortar75 76-TUM 93-Kate 95-MI 96-Natwaf 102-Suor 105-Scarlet 107-Charon 107-Paul 108-Paratroopa 110-Sanity 113-Starfox 113-Karo 114-Tennis 118-Poke 122-Xuxon 123-Cybat 123-Bane 124-TexWolf 127-Flubbin 128-Wickle 128-Ecksgem 132-Cody 132-Xeybozn 133-Red 135-JONA 139-Raka 148-Ermine

Preston: 57. Geodude I apologize for my write-ups being a retread of everything it is I have previously said before. I like Geodude. Sure you have to trade evolve it to become Golem and the Rock / Ground type combo isn’t very good but Geodude is a classic among classics. Geodude is present in almost every generation, in the caves and it’s worth using more so than something crummy like Zubat or Clefairy. That’s for sure. That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

Gen: Cool name, cool concept, cool pokémon... as far as rocks go anyway.

Anagram: I never understood why it floats when its evolutions do not, but okay.

Natwaf: NFE Trash that gets a shoutout in one of my favorite Disney series, Fillmore. Also useful if it appears early.

Paratroopa: he's a rock with fists that's cool

Bane: A rock with two brawlic arms. It works.

Stifled: Brock's Geodude was so boss

Wickle: Annoyed me more than Zubat due to those constant visits to the cave near Azalea Town in Gen 2.

Red: I actually liked Geodude more than this at some point...and then there was that one generation where Geodude was everywhere. I think it was 4? Anyway, it was everywhere. It was in every damn cave ever. And I think it even made it into some tall grass. It just became the Zubat of everything. Go away.

Raka: Dudeeee.

117. Bellsprout (Score: 4034)
Average Ranking: 98.39 (St. Dev: 31.78) NFE Rank: 53/83 Grass Rank: 9/14 Poison Rank: 22/33 Bellsprout Line: 2/3

15-TexWolf 17-Flubbin 44-Sanity 57-Anagram 59-Cybat 68-Bane 69-Inviso 70-Mega Mana 77-Comm 78-TUM 81-Magmortar75 82-Karo 85-Paratroopa 89-Ermine 90-Gen 91-Stifled 93-Darkx 97-Preston 98-Kate 99-Xuxon 101-MI 103-Scarlet 107-Xeybozn 108-Logicblade 108-Drak 109-Natwaf 110-Tennis 114-Poke 117-Paul 121-Charon 125-Wickle 126-JONA 131-Starfox 132-Suor 132-Raka 135-Cody 137-Red 137-Mnk 138-Ecksgem 139-Wizards 145-MSG

Flubbin: I have a higher opinion of Bellsprout than I probably should, but f***ing Bellsprout is a beast. Look at this s***: http://asset-9.soup.io/asset/3016/1961_9b14.gif http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1465205_o.gif http://vergag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gif47.gif What a pro.

Bane: Really silly and lanky looking but funny, he&rsquo;s an odd one. Like the whole line is. I still find it weird that they made a whole Tower and monks dedicated to Bellsprouts.

Mega Mana: Gotspork, am I right?

Magmortar: Used to be a huge fan of it, now mostly remember it for having Dex #069. Probably because that's the only thing a friend of mine remembers it for, too.

Paratroopa: I'm literally doing these writeups in about half an hour do you expect me to have something to say about everything

Gen: Very, very cute. Not as cute as another basic of a different three-stage Grass line, but cute all the same. Sadly, knowing what its final stage will be kills all anticipation of ever raising it.

Stifled: I loved that OP Bellsprout Ash fought in the Indigo League.

Preston: Oddish was better. Mega Drain saved me from defeat, numerous times in a battle.

Natwaf: NFE Trash. Kinda useful in Johto early on, and dat giant one in the anime

Wickle: I was disappointed its tower was infested with ghosts.

Raka: Like Oddish if it were cool.

Red: Pretty crappy unmemorable grass type. Evolves into ugly.

116. Ekans (Score: 4030)
Average Ranking: 98.33 (St. Dev: 29.23) NFE Rank: 52/83 Poison Rank: 21/33 Ekans Line: 2/2

14-Paratroopa 47-TexWolf 47-Xuxon 64-Starfox 65-Poke 66-Wickle 66-Charon 76-Preston 77-Stifled 78-Red 78-Wizards 82-Paul 84-MI 84-Bane 93-TUM 94-Sanity 97-Ermine 99-Cybat 99-Inviso 101-Gen 101-Darkx 104-MSG 104-Drak 105-Ecksgem 105-Magmortar75 106-Karo 107-Comm 112-Suor 112-Mnk 112-Kate 113-Flubbin 115-Anagram 118-JONA 127-Logicblade 127-Scarlet 135-Mega Mana 137-Cody 139-Tennis 144-Natwaf 147-Xeybozn 149-Raka

Paratroopa: did you know that ekans backwards is Dracula

Wickle: I like reptiles. Snakes especially.

Preston: Just like Koffing except at least Ekans had a cool ring toss mini-game in Pokémon Stadium.

Stifled: Ekanssssss

Red: Pretty cool Snake, but outside of the anime doesnt have a lot going for it.

Bane: The color purple strikes again, and helps Ekans who is fairly plain. But the addition of the rattle on its tail is cool.

Gen: I love snakes- LOVE 'em. The look, the feel, everything. That said Ekans is more like a derp worm. At least he evolves into a cool thing.

Magmortar: Training it is pretty annoying, especially a low level one, but other than that, I like it a fair bit.

Natwaf: NFE Trash. Literally a snake.

Raka: It's…it's..it's boring!

115. Nidoran M (Score: 4023)
Average Ranking: 98.12 (St. Dev: 37.30) NFE Rank: 51/83 Poison Rank: 20/33 Nidoran-M Line: 2/3 All Nidos: 4/6

5-Ermine 6-Logicblade 19-Karo 38-Drak 39-Poke 60-Gen 63-Ecksgem 77-Xeybozn 79-Comm 82-Inviso 82-Xuxon 87-Paratroopa 87-Bane 88-Starfox 88-Mnk 89-Scarlet 89-Charon 90-Wizards 91-Red 92-Mega Mana 104-Kate 107-JONA 107-Flubbin 112-Tennis 113-Anagram 116-Paul 117-Natwaf 117-TexWolf 118-Stifled 124-Magmortar75 126-MI 126-Cody 129-Cybat 131-Preston 133-Wickle 136-TUM 140-Suor 143-Raka 145-Darkx 148-Sanity 150-MSG

Gen: It's a rabbit with pointy buck teeth and tiny horns. A dino rabbit! What's not to like?

Paratroopa: ranked it below nidoran f because sexism or something

Bane: Purple, here you are again! I like the color of it plus how tiny it is, making it sort of cute.

Natwaf: NFE Trash of a superior line.

Stifled: Nidoman

Magmortar: Some good families start small, and some start really small. The male Nidoran line is one of those families, for sure

Preston: Hickory dickory dock. This Pokémon sucks.

Raka: M stands for Mediocre

114. Exeggutor (Score: 4016)
Average Ranking: 97.95 (St. Dev: 40.82) Fully Evolved Rank: 64/68 Grass Rank: 7/14 Psychic Rank: 10/14 Exeggcute Line: 1/2

12-Natwaf 23-TUM 33-Mega Mana 33-Cybat 40-Xeybozn 46-Magmortar75 48-Tennis 53-Scarlet 55-Xuxon 56-Paratroopa 63-Kate 70-Wickle 73-Raka 74-Suor 85-Stifled 85-Sanity 88-Karo 96-Logicblade 98-Cody 103-Wizards '''114-JONA 114-MI''' 117-Darkx 121-Flubbin 125-MSG 126-Starfox 127-Anagram 127-Charon 131-Inviso 131-Comm 132-TexWolf 133-Paul 136-Red 137-Poke 140-Bane 141-Drak 142-Preston 144-Mnk 146-Ermine 148-Ecksgem 150-Gen

Natwaf: Freakin' awesome to use. Harvest Exeggutor is hilarious.

Magmortar: Like its pre-evolution, this thing and Sporcle are not fun times together. Usefulness is a big bonus, though. Walking jungle in the sun is scary

Paratroopa: more pokemon should be designed during a really weird drug trip

Wickle: Go go coconuts!

Raka: Crazy coconut crooks.

Stifled: The original tree.

Sanity: Most nonsensical evolution ever.

Starfox: I remember reading that a number of Pokedex entries said Exeggcute was more biologically related to seeds than eggs, despite their appearance. I guess that makes the evolution a little less weird? But then the name is dumb, so… whatever.

Anagram: Eggs turning into coconuts is almost clever. Too bad Exeggutor isn't.

Bane: So dumb looking, I can’t even with it. The way the leaves look do somewhat appeal to me but that’s as far as it goes. Like it doesn't even have arms, just legs with it’s three heads. I wanna push it over so it can’t get back up and rolls around on the ground.

Preston: According to the Sporcle quiz results that Grapefruitking made (R.I.P.) Exeggutor was the least correct Pokémon with an average score of just 34.9%.

That means that just a 1/3 of nearly two million people that have attempted the quiz don’t remember Exeggutor. For that? I have to put it in the bottom of the list.

Gen: It might be high on life but it's low on my list.

113. Spearow (Score: 4015)
Average Ranking: 97.93 (St. Dev: 30.14) NFE Rank: 50/83 Normal Rank: 18/22 Flying Rank: 15/19 Spearow Line: 2/2

42-Ermine 43-Poke 48-Gen 49-Cody 51-Charon 58-Xeybozn 60-Inviso 65-Logicblade 65-Anagram 67-Drak 75-MSG 79-Mega Mana 85-MI 89-Xuxon 90-Karo 90-Ecksgem 92-Scarlet 92-Paratroopa 97-Wizards 102-Preston 106-Natwaf 107-Magmortar75 109-Paul 110-TexWolf 113-Comm 115-Starfox 115-Stifled 117-JONA 117-Kate 119-Bane 121-Cybat 122-Mnk 125-Suor 126-Red 130-Wickle 131-Raka 132-Sanity 133-TUM 137-Flubbin 143-Tennis 148-Darkx

Gen: I dunno he's just kinda awesome. Little bird with big attitude. Totally more unique than Pidgey too.

Paratroopa: gen 1's birds kind of sucked huh

Preston: Meh.

Magmortar: It’s a heck of a lot more useful than Pidgey. Yet I never use it. Weird.

Stifled: No need for him when you have Pidgey.

Bane: Mean looking bird that you don’t want to mess with. Ash can tell you.

Wickle: Inferior to Pidgey.

Raka: Pidgey for hipsters.

112. Omanyte (Score: 3974)
Average Ranking: 96.90 (St. Dev: 30.25) NFE Rank: 49/83 Rock Rank: 18/11 Water Rank: 26/32 Omanyte Line: 2/2 Fossil Rank: 4/5

26-Raka 29-Paratroopa 36-Xuxon 39-TexWolf 63-Sanity 66-Drak 70-Red 76-Gen 78-Karo 80-Wickle 80-Poke 81-MI 82-Preston 83-Logicblade 90-Ermine 93-Xeybozn 94-Charon 97-Starfox 98-Scarlet 99-Wizards 101-Paul 102-JONA 103-Magmortar75 103-Darkx 104-Cody 105-Cybat 112-Stifled 115-Kate 116-Flubbin 120-Suor 121-Anagram 121-MSG 122-Comm 127-Mnk 128-Natwaf 128-Tennis 129-Mega Mana 129-Ecksgem 130-TUM 148-Inviso 150-Bane

Raka: Sooo adorable for a god *pinches*

Paratroopa: liked him before it was cool

Gen: so squishy

Karo: PRAISE HELIX

Preston: I didn't really mind the Fossil Pokémon all that much.

Magmortar: Uh…it’s a rock fish thing. Yeah!

Stifled: Water rock thingy.

Natwaf: NFE Trash. That said, better than Kabuto.

Bane: Kind of cute, but still in the same line of design I just don’t like compared to Kabuto/Kabutops

111. Koffing (Score: 3951)
Average Ranking: 96.37 (St. Dev: 35.08) NFE Rank: 48/83 Poison Rank: 18/33 Koffing Line: 2/2

11-Xuxon 23-Sanity 24-Wizards 45-Karo 46-Natwaf 52-Xeybozn 63-TexWolf 71-Mnk 76-Suor 77-Preston 78-Stifled 81-Paratroopa 83-Inviso 84-Cody 86-Paul 88-TUM 91-Darkx 94-Wickle 94-Anagram 94-Poke 99-Charon 100-Magmortar75 100-Bane 104-Red 108-MSG 110-Gen 116-Logicblade 116-Cybat 118-Kate 119-MI 120-Mega Mana 128-Starfox 129-Raka 133-Drak 134-Ermine 137-JONA 140-Ecksgem 142-Flubbin 144-Scarlet 144-Comm 149-Tennis

Sanity: I like his little troll face while he's just polluting the world.

Natwaf: Koffing: NFE Tr-

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?

It's Pikachu

IT'S KOFFING

KOFFING

Preston: Team Rocket had one. But it was much cooler in it’s Weezing form throughout the course of the anime anyway.

Stifled: Koffing!

Paratroopa: KOFFING

Wickle: Not bad, not good. It's simply there and I don't dislike it.

Magmortar: A jolly gas bomb that James uses and it serves as the mascot of what seems to be the arch enemy of this site’s Pokemon community. That’s…memorable.

Bane: Another doofy looking Pokemon, James’ Koffing is pretty funny. It just looks so happy to be a gaseous ball.

Gen: GOD DAMMIT!

Raka: His goofy face is just adorable.

110. Wigglytuff (Score: 3909)
Average Ranking: 95.34 (St. Dev: 42.83) Fully Evolved Rank: 63/68 Normal Rank: 17/22 Fairy Rank: 4/5 Jigglypuff Line (Gen I): 2/2

20-Tennis 21-Kate 24-Paratroopa 34-Karo 34-Red 35-Sanity 38-Cody 44-JONA 48-Wizards 49-Raka 66-Natwaf 67-Anagram 74-Poke 81-Cybat 81-Mnk 82-MI 84-Ermine 87-Ecksgem 97-Logicblade 97-Flubbin 101-Drak 107-Preston 107-Xuxon 108-Gen 108-Comm 115-Bane 118-Suor 120-Paul 126-MSG 134-Inviso 135-Darkx 136-Wickle 143-Magmortar75 145-Mega Mana 146-Charon 148-Stifled 149-Scarlet 149-Xeybozn 150-Starfox 150-TUM 151-TexWolf

Paratroopa: just makes me sort of strangely nostalgic for the trading card game

Raka: Like an evolved Jigglypuff, but slightly more forgettable.

Natwaf: Only reason he's this high? He's the center of my Do The Wave deck back when I was playing Pokemon TCG.

Preston: Why did Jigglypuff have to get fat? Take everything I just mentioned about my Gloom write-up and just replace the word Leaf Stone with Moon Stone for Wigglytuff.

Gen: not as cute as Jiggly but also not as annoying. Honestly if I could go back in time and eradicate one pokémon line from existence I would be hard pressed to find a line more worthy than this one. True there are lines I hate much more, but none that have caused such an international craze for so little reason.

Bane: Not as cool as Jigglypuff, but I like its ears.

Wickle: Elongated Jigglypuff and a wasted Poke slot, imo.

Magmortar: Some things are messed up beyond repair. I think that’s a description that works nicely for Wigglytuff. Why doesn’t it have awesome abilities like Clefable does? Who knows. Point is, to me, it will always seem like a harmless little f***

Stifled: Not necessary. Jigglypuff would have been fine as a stand alone.

Starfox: It kinda looks like somebody stepped on a Jigglypuff. It’s one of those things where it looks like they tried so hard to make it look cute that they managed to fail on an epic scale.

109. Rattata (Score: 3902)
Average Ranking: 94.34 (St. Dev: 38.30) NFE Rank: 47/83 Normal Rank: 16/22 Rattata Line: 1/2

4-Ermine 6-Stifled 14-Karo 38-Red 40-Drak 58-Ecksgem 68-MI 68-Poke 69-Mega Mana 70-Starfox 76-Natwaf 77-Gen 78-MSG 80-Inviso 83-Charon 84-Tennis 85-Cody 87-Paul 89-Magmortar75 90-Xeybozn 97-Kate 100-Wizards 106-Wickle 111-Cybat 111-Xuxon 114-Paratroopa 118-Sanity 119-JONA 125-Mnk 125-Bane 127-Suor 129-Comm 130-Flubbin 132-TUM 134-Anagram 140-TexWolf 140-Darkx 141-Raka 143-Scarlet 147-Preston 149-Logicblade

Stifled: As a Joey, I concur that my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas.

red: Reasonably cute rat. Digger of holes.

Mana: DIGRAT DIG! DIGRAT DIG! **** NO **** NO **** NO!

Starfox: Something something something top percentage something something something not

Natwaf: NFE... Not Trash? The origin of the FEAR strategy, which I loved using, but with a different pokemon. Also, the meme. Superior to the shorts one where nobody remembers the name of the kid that said it.

Gen: I like saying its name as of it rhymes with frittata. This makes it slightly more appealing. Anyway rats can be cute and purple is one of my favorite colors. That almost saves him from the bottom half of my list.

Magmortar: Top percentage it may not be, but I find Rattata a lot more useful and generally appealing than many other early game rodents

Paratroopa: not in the top 70% of this list

Bane: Could be cute sometimes, but ultimately still a rat. Even it’s purple color doesn’t save it much. Also one of the most common early-game Pokemon.

Anagram: Rattatatatatatatatatatatatata

Wickle: http://puu.sh/cefPm/579ab9acbf.png YOUR MEME SUCKS

Raka: Not terrible.

Preston: The only notable thing about Rattata was that Marriland had one that he used competitively in battle.

Does that guy still make Pokémon (YouTube) videos? *checks*

Major kudos to that guy for still making videos primarily about Pokémon for so long.

108. Parasect (Score: 3861)
Average Ranking: 94.17 (St. Dev: 41.55) Fully Evolved Rank: 62/68 Bug Rank: 6/12 Grass Rank: 7/14 Paras Line: 1/2

7-TexWolf 12-Paratroopa 34-Gen 34-Magmortar75 35-Cybat 39-Natwaf 43-Sanity 52-Tennis 59-Raka 65-Red 66-Ermine 67-Karo 68-Wickle 70-Xeybozn 79-Mnk 80-Suor 80-Wizards 88-Xuxon 90-Flubbin 91-Cody 95-Paul 96-Drak 101-MSG 105-Starfox 119-Mega Mana 121-Ecksgem 123-Inviso 126-TUM 130-JONA 131-Scarlet 132-Charon 132-Kate 132-Darkx 140-MI 142-Comm 143-Logicblade 143-Poke 145-Preston 147-Bane 148-Anagram 151-Stifled

Paratroopa: paras has eyes. parasect's eyes are hollow and dead. in the process of evolving, paras becomes mindless and the fungus takes over. pokemon!

Gen: I have always loved that soulless look in its eyes. Empty eyes. Doll eyes.

Magmortar: Ever since Gen 4, I've had a real spot for it. That typing is really horrible sometimes, but it comes with a Water immunity (at least starting with that generation) and an ability at shrugging off Earthquakes only matched by those that don't have to deal with Earthquake. It was the first real Spore user, and that by itself gave it a niche until some boxing kangaroo jabroni (and later, Electrode's forest brother) got it. Then you have those big, meaty&hellip;whatever, they make me think it's a mushroom crab. I know I&rsquo;m in a minority here, but Parasect is a top tier Bug and a top tier Grass.

Natwaf: The first Grass type I used in RBY. Also a Mewtwo killer. And 8x weakness to fire is hilarious thanks to it's ability. Finally, Spore.

Raka: Pretty menacing and cool.

Preston: If I have no memorabilia of Paras, what makes you think I have any of Parasect? Screw you Parasect.

Bane: Really creepy, but not in the good way. I hate that it has no pupils.

Stifled: Worst line in Gen 1 by a mile. And I even love mushrooms, but a Nintendo game made mushrooms boring, ugly, and useless in battle. What the hell is that about?

107. Magikarp (Score: 3836)
Average Ranking: 93.56 (St. Dev: 44.85) NFE Rank: 46/83 Water Rank: 25/32 Magikarp Line: 2/2

2-Xuxon 8-Sanity 14-Xeybozn 17-Tennis 18-Stifled 32-Anagram 34-Natwaf 36-Drak 51-TexWolf 55-MSG 63-Cody 74-Paratroopa 77-Magmortar75 84-Poke 86-Wickle 88-Scarlet 89-Suor 90-Mega Mana 95-Comm 100-Inviso 103-TUM 104-Mnk 111-Red 117-Starfox 121-Wizards 123-Karo 123-Paul 124-Bane 125-Preston 129-Flubbin 133-Gen 134-Darkx 136-MI 136-Charon 137-Ermine 140-JONA 141-Logicblade 142-Ecksgem 145-Cybat 148-Kate 151-Raka

Sanity: splash

Stifled: Are you gonna take that, Magikarp?! Use YOUR Splash attack!

Natwaf: NFE Trash. In fact, I dare say it's one of THE Trash. Magikarp jokes and memes amuse me, and STRONGEST MAGIKARP EVER bonus points.

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(sorry Drak, but you’ve really got to explain this one to me >_>)

Paratroopa: karp karp

Magmortar: Kudos to the Magikarp Fishermen. Always sticking to use useless Pokemon, and making speed EV training quite...speedy!

Wickle: it's appeal is in its uselessness. Since it's hilarious to train. Forget evolving, just getting enough EXP for it to learn Tackle is the most satisfying experience.

Red: I liked this Pokemon much better before they rehashed it with Feebas. Also confused by Goldeen usurped it for Smash.

Karo: Stupid and useless.

Bane: “Magikarp used Splash!” And it was super effective on me. Akin to how I love the movie The Room, it’s so bad and useless I like it. And the fact that it turns into Gyarados is beautiful.

Preston: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh9OokztgMw

Gen: I really wanted to not put it in my bottom twenty because I like the Japanese fable behind its evolutionary line- the one about the karp that leaps so high that it becomes a dragon- but well... it sucks so hard. The fact that it intentionally was created to suck so hard does not change the fact that it sucks so damn hard.

Raka: Karp…karp…krap.

106. Clefable (Score: 3792)
Average Ranking: 92.49 (St. Dev: 41.09) Fully Evolved Rank: 61/68 Fairy Rank: 3/5 Clefairy Line: 2/2

16-Inviso 18-Tennis 20-Xeybozn 22-Cybat 35-Karo 44-MI 47-Natwaf 50-Raka 56-Gen 58-Cody 67-Red 68-JONA 69-Paratroopa 72-Suor 73-Poke 75-Xuxon 80-Mega Mana 88-Wickle 89-Drak 90-Bane 91-Logicblade 100-Darkx 106-MSG 109-Wizards 111-Ermine 111-Anagram 111-Flubbin 114-Magmortar75 120-Ecksgem 124-Kate 129-Preston 133-Comm 139-Charon 140-Scarlet 140-Sanity 140-Paul 145-Mnk 145-TexWolf 147-Starfox 149-Stifled 151-TUM

Natwaf: Unaware Clefable is awesome. And the stuff of nightmares, though it's not exactly the most well known user of Unaware. I still don't get why Clefable gets Meteor Mash, nobody outside Metagross should even consider using it. And Metronome is always hilarious.

Raka: Clefairy after binge-eating.

Gen: As a standalone pokémon it's okay. It's fairly cute and has great versatility in its moveset. As an extension of Clefairy I can't help but think it's unnecessary. It's just a less cute Clefairy with big wings. There's not really enough differentiation between the two to warrant Clefable's existence.

Red: Better than Clefairy, and I always found it interesting back in RBY how Clefable was one of the Pokemon just outside the range of usability in compettiive play.

Paratroopa: back when this game was popular in 4th grade, someone named their clefable BIGBUTT and this was the height of comedy. good times

Bane: A cute fairy-type Pokemon. And I like how they say it MIGHT come from the Moon.

Magmortar: Few things have as much variety as this thing. Huge movepool and some abilities that are just so good. If you ask me, it’s about time this thing saw some time in OU. Annoying little ***** at times. Designs go a long way and I kind of hate Clefable’s, though.

Preston: Jigglypuff is better than you.

Starfox: Hate its design, and making it a fairy type only made me more keenly aware of how unappealing it is.

Stifled: Not necessary. Clefairy would have been fine as a stand alone.

105. Rhyhorn (Score: 3783)
Average Ranking: 92.27 (St. Dev: 26.07) NFE Rank: 45/83 Rock Rank: 7/11 Ground Rank: 12/14 Rhyhorn Line (Gen I): 2/2

36-Wizards 44-Kate 49-Paratroopa 58-Scarlet 59-Ermine 62-Suor 63-Xeybozn 66-Starfox 69-Natwaf 71-Logicblade 72-Raka 77-Wickle 77-Paul 78-TexWolf 78-Comm 82-Gen 83-Ecksgem 89-Tennis 92-Inviso 94-Drak 95-Flubbin 96-Charon 97-Mega Mana 100-Poke 102-Cody 105-MI 106-JONA 108-Karo 109-TUM 110-Xuxon 111-MSG 116-Magmortar75 117-Anagram 121-Preston 121-Mnk 121-Darkx 122-Red 125-Stifled 132-Cybat 133-Bane 137-Sanity

Paratroopa: mostly charges at stuff and headbutts things and I think this is a life goal we can all aspire to

Natwaf: NFE Trash. Looks great though.

Raka: Strong but bland like a coffee.

Wickle: I do like it being a rhino, but I have no appeal in using it.

Magmortar: Not fun to raise. Worth it? Yeah. Why does it have the same cry as Charizard? That’s a mystery.

Preston: Honestly? I never really cared about Rhyhorn and Rhydon all that much. In battle? It’s just another ordinary Rock / Ground type and just another plain ragtag dinosaur design. The procedure in battle is the same as you should be accustomed to fighting Geodude, Sandshrew and Onix well before fighting your first Rhyhorn. Pretty boring really.

Red: I always felt his design looked a little bland. Rhydon a big improvement.

Stifled: You don't deserve to have the same cry as Charizard. Stop copying him.

Bane: A rock rhino. Cool, but kind of bores me. Rhydon makes up for it.

104. Nidoqueen (Score: 3751)
Average Ranking: 91.48 (St. Dev: 42.76) Fully Evolved Rank: 60/68 Poison Rank: 18/33 Ground Rank: 10/14 Nidoran-F Line: 1/3 All Nidos: 3/6

7-Kate 7-Darkx 17-Wickle 27-Suor 36-Logicblade 40-Karo 42-Flubbin 44-Wizards 55-Red 58-Tennis 60-Drak 64-Xeybozn 64-Comm 65-Natwaf 69-Raka 73-Cybat 81-Scarlet 88-Bane 89-MI 90-Paratroopa 96-Mega Mana 100-Mnk 111-Ecksgem 114-Cody 115-Preston 116-MSG 116-JONA 124-Ermine 125-Charon 126-Stifled 129-Inviso 129-Magmortar75 131-Anagram 131-TUM 134-Starfox 134-TexWolf 146-Sanity 149-Gen 149-Xuxon 150-Poke 150-Paul

Wickle: I have no experience in using her, but the monarchy of the Nido family is kind of cool. Thus I like the final evos.

Red: Always had a bit of a soft spot for the Nido line, but Nidoqueen is clearly far inferior to Nidoking, both in the look and usefulness department.

Natwaf: More defensive than the King, which means she has no place in my team. That said, it's still a neat Sheer Force user, and the bigger bulk might come in handy. And personally I tihnk she looks nice.

Raka: Mammaries.

Bane: Game Freak were able to slip in breasts into a children’s franchise by making the two spots on her chest a totally different color than her body and round, and protruding slightly. Pretty creep when you think about it. Other than that she’s pretty cool.

Paratroopa: boobs on a pokemon is sort of disconcerting

Preston: And the Nidorat family is finally put to rest. I was generally perplexed as to why Gary Oak would shift between a Nidoqueen and Nidoking in his party throughout the anime. Nidoking was used as cannon fodder against Giovanni’s Mewtwo and I don’t think Oak ever used Nidoking again. Nidoqueen had plated boobs. Eww. I’m sorry but I don’t just get the appeal of the Nidorat family. It doesn’t help that the Nidorats were probably the ugliest Pokemon of the Original 150 besides Jynx.

And I was pissed off when you finally faced Giovanni in R/B/Y for the eighth and final badge? Giovanni didn’t deploy like some secret weapon you know like MEWTWO like he did on the TV show. Yeah that pissed me off. Nidoqueen and Nidoking? That’s seriously the best you have? One critical hit from Surf, Solarbeam or Ice Beam will take them down in no time.

Okay I’m done here talking about Nidoqueen. Screw you Nidoqueen.

Stifled: Awkward boobs

Magmortar: Not a bad fighter, but nothing about Nidoqueen really stands out to me quite like certain other Pokemon do.

Anagram: Memorable solely due to being infertile

Starfox: I must be the only person who never noticed the boobs until it was pointed out to me >_>

Gen: Have I ever told you the story of the first shiny I ever caught? Back in ye olde days of Gameboy Color, in my Pokemon Crystal I happened upon a shiny Nidoran Female. I evolved her into my precious shiny Nidorina, but when I leveled her up to a respectable skillset and gave her a Moon Stone the horror that awaited me was a diarrhea green monstrosity wearing a hot pink bra and granny panty set. I have not forgiven the pokemon since.

103. Horsea (Score: 3738)
Average Ranking: 91.17 (St. Dev: 33.94) NFE Rank: 44/83 Water Rank: 24/32 Horsea Line (Gen I): 2/2

15-Mnk 37-Kate 38-Magmortar75 45-Bane 50-Preston 51-Ecksgem 53-JONA 60-Paratroopa 64-Suor 65-MI 68-Red 74-Karo 75-Poke 76-Wizards 77-Cody 80-Gen 81-TUM 81-Sanity 83-Drak 87-Wickle 87-Logicblade 88-Darkx 90-TexWolf 93-Ermine 95-Charon 97-Xuxon 102-MSG 114-Flubbin 117-Comm 118-Raka 122-Starfox 122-Cybat 128-Scarlet 128-Paul 129-Natwaf 139-Mega Mana 139-Inviso 141-Stifled 141-Tennis 142-Anagram 146-Xeybozn

Magmortar: In short, the list of cuter Pokemon can be counted on one hand. Even that cry, in 8-bit, is so fluffy adorable.

Bane: Pretty adorable. I like how he can just float along as most seahorses do.

Preston: Horsea is delectable. She’s so cute.

Paratroopa: horse a was not a very good radiohead album

Red: Definitely a bit cute, but not awesome like Seadra.

Gen: I went back and forth on Horsea and Seadra until I looked at them. I reeeally looked at them. And Horsea is so simplistic it's boring. Cute yes, but bland. Seadra has the superior design by far. But since Horsea is the one that has a logo modeled after it maybe that's just me.

Raka: Cuter than a Seadra.

Stifled: Apathea.

102. Nidorino (Score: 3719)
Average Ranking: 90.71 (St. Dev: 33.94) NFE Rank: 43/83 Poison Rank: 17/33 Nidoran-M Line: 2/3 All Nidos: 2/6

1-Logicblade 25-Drak 34-Scarlet 37-Wizards 42-Poke 44-Wickle 46-Ermine 59-Starfox 59-Natwaf 59-Xeybozn 68-Tennis 73-Karo 73-Gen 76-Red 77-Charon 79-Paratroopa 85-Xuxon 86-Mega Mana 86-Kate 89-Bane 93-Inviso 93-Cody 101-Flubbin 101-TexWolf 104-Anagram 105-Comm 107-Cybat 114-Paul 116-Mnk 116-Raka 123-Magmortar75 125-Ecksgem 127-Stifled 127-MI 130-MSG 131-JONA 133-Preston 134-TUM 142-Suor 149-Sanity 150-Darkx

Natwaf: NFE Trash. But my god, it's a badass looking NFE Trash

Red: Middle evo of the superior nido line, that nets some points, but still not Nidoking points.

Paratroopa: I have to rank like six of these things? f*** off

Bane: Tough looking and on the way to Nidoking. That helps.

Raka: Real men have…spikes and sharp edges, I gues.s

Magmortar: I don’t think I’ve ever actually used Nidorino. I always just use up that Moon Stone right when Nidoran evolves so Nidoking can get to using all these crazy moves and have some good power behind them

Stifled: Dat horn.

Preston: MY ASSESSMENT OF NIDORINO IS THE SAME EXACT OF WHAT I JUST SAID ABOUT NIDORINA.

101. Staryu (Score: 3707)
Average Ranking: 90.41 (St. Dev: 35.90) NFE Rank: 42/83 Water Rank: 23/32 Staryu Line: 2/2

9-Suor 37-Preston 40-Natwaf 41-Comm 42-MSG 45-Cybat 48-Inviso 51-TUM 53-Poke 54-Bane 63-MI 65-TexWolf 65-Scarlet 71-Magmortar75 77-Paratroopa 80-Mnk 84-Ecksgem 85-Tennis 87-Flubbin 89-Xeybozn 90-Wickle 96-Sanity 100-Karo 100-Charon 106-Starfox 107-Anagram 110-Cody 110-Kate 118-Darkx 120-Drak 121-Mega Mana 123-Raka 129-Ermine 130-Logicblade 130-Red 131-Paul 135-Stifled 136-Wizards 139-Xuxon 142-Gen 148-JONA

Preston: It doesn’t even have a face. How can you tell?

Natwaf: NFE Trash. Or should I say, TraSHU-WAH! I can't hate a call out to one of my favorite tokusatsu, Ultraman.

Bane: It being a star and having the red jewel make it really cool. And because it’s a star it always looks like it’s raising its arms in the air triumphantly, which I like.

Paratroopa: starmie but worse

Raka: HE-YAH!

Red: Starmie has a competitive play staple going for it, Staryu...does not. And its just not a very interesting Pokemon.

Stifled: I found you at the beach.

Gen: See: Starmie.

100. Machoke (Score: 3703)
Average Ranking: 90.32 (St. Dev: 34.05) NFE Rank: 41/83 Fighting Rank: 5/8 Machop Line: 2/3

26-Comm 30-Logicblade 33-Wickle 39-Tennis 46-Sanity 46-Bane 53-TexWolf 55-Starfox 60-Scarlet 61-Suor 63-Drak 65-Xuxon 74-Mnk 75-TUM 75-Wizards 78-Magmortar75 78-Paul 80-Kate 83-Stifled 87-Preston 91-Raka '''100-Anagram 100-Flubbin''' 102-Poke 104-Inviso 106-Gen 111-MI 113-JONA 114-Cybat 116-Red 117-Xeybozn 122-Cody 123-Ecksgem 124-Natwaf 130-Darkx 132-MSG 133-Paratroopa 135-Charon 136-Mega Mana 141-Ermine 146-Karo

Wickle: I never cared about the Macho joke of this line. I still remember his card had Submission, and I love how this Poke is one of the most important of the Pokemon series, because it's the main Poke of moving carts and cases. They've always been making clones to him.

Bane: Another personal one. Looks like the ultimate bro which is cool but he was my first ever shiny in Pokemon Crystal. I’ll never forget it, in Mt. Mortar.

Magmortar: It’s big and blue, and generally it’s not a bad Pokemon. Yeah. It seems like it’s everywhere in Gen 4, though…

Stifled: Those arm veins are gross. He manages to be cool regardless.

Preston: I HATED TRADING MY POKEMON JUST TO MAKE THEM EVOLVE

Raka: It's better than Machop.

Anagram: In my head canon, there are no female Machoke. In my Victory Roads, there unfortunately are.

Red: You know, Machamp being hideous may have actually improved my liking of Machoke. The line should have just stopped at Machop.

Paratroopa: needs two more arms to be any good

Karo: Pokemon shoudn't wear people clothes.

99. Magneton (Score: 3699)
Average Ranking: 90.22 (St. Dev: 37.71) NFE Rank: 40/83 Electric Rank: 7/9 Steel Rank: 1/2 Magnemite Line (Gen I): 1/2

7-Magmortar75 12-Wizards 42-Raka 43-Paul 44-Natwaf 45-Wickle 49-MSG 51-Cybat 54-TUM 58-TexWolf 63-Scarlet 63-Darkx 64-Inviso 72-Preston 72-JONA 72-Xeybozn 75-Anagram 81-Starfox 81-Stifled 86-Karo 97-Ecksgem 98-Mega Mana 98-Red 105-Logicblade 109-Tennis 113-Gen 117-Drak 119-Mnk 122-Ermine 123-Suor 123-Flubbin 124-Poke 124-Xuxon 126-Sanity 127-Kate 134-Bane 136-Paratroopa 136-Comm 141-Charon 142-Cody 151-MI

Magmortar: Magneton just looks really, really sleek to me. It looks fantastic in just about any sprite (but not always in 3D – literal-three-Magnemites in console 3D games is just what) and was a bit of a different Electric-type at the time. It wasn’t fast, but if it hit you, it hit you really, really hard. Then it got a Steel typing to gain some marginal hit taking, and then became a revolution with abilities in Gen 3. Extra speed even makes it one of the few NFEs that has had offensive purpose over its evolution. In short, to me, Magneton is a beast that just has the nicest look.

Raka: Dang cool.

Natwaf: VERY useful during my Mono-Steel playthroughs. Zaps water types that don't care about my resists and resist Steel right back.

Wickle: I have tremendous respect for this Poke. Even if it is literally three Magnemites attached... it is the only of the trio Pokes to make complete sense (Magnets and getting attached). And then I just for some reason like FE elec types.

Preston: I feel bad for putting Magneton only at number 72. But it’s main problem lies with the fact that the only place where you can catch a Magnemite at is at the Power Plant.

Stifled: Three Magnemites in one isn't very creative but still pretty cool.

Red: 3x Magnemites. I guess thats better than 1 magnemite. Sort of. Both mostly worthless if inoffensive.

Gen: It's 3 Magnemites. Not exactly the cutting edge in innovation but at least it makes sense.

Bane: Three things that don’t make sense put together. Ok. Another laughably uninventive evolution

Paratroopa: three magnemites glued together. great design

98. Clefairy (Score: 3681)
Average Ranking: 89.78 (St. Dev: 42.50) NFE Rank: 39/83 Fairy Rank: 2/5 Clefairy Line (Gen I): 1/2

1-Xeybozn 18-Gen 22-Suor 28-MI 30-Inviso 32-Karo 34-Tennis 42-Cybat 50-Cody 58-Wizards 61-Mega Mana 66-Comm 68-Drak 69-JONA 72-Anagram 72-Poke 76-Xuxon 81-MSG 83-Darkx 87-Kate 92-Logicblade 92-Raka 99-Mnk 108-Ecksgem 110-Flubbin 112-Natwaf 116-Bane 121-Ermine 124-Stifled 126-Wickle 128-Preston 135-Red 135-TexWolf 137-Magmortar75 138-TUM 138-Paratroopa 139-Sanity 141-Paul 145-Starfox 147-Charon 148-Scarlet

Gen: it's simplistic and cute, but not so that its simplicity and cuteness are its only defining features. For those who have the time to waste trying to secure one early game it's surprisingly sturdy for a normal type. And later on you can load it up with TMs. It's an all round resourceful and adorable poke.

Raka: Metronome BEAST.

Bane: Oh god, all I can think of is that Teacher minigame in Pokemon Stadium. God help you if got past the 4th board or so. She’s cute otherwise. Also a confirmed Alien.

Stifled: Notable for being a holographic star rarity card for seemingly no reason.

Wickle: I will forever remember this as one of the most annoying Pokes in the anime because of them constantly in that little Metronome characteristic. Also I hate Metronome.

Preston: Fun Fact: Clefairy was intended to be the mascot of the Pokémon franchise before ultimately that position was selected and taken by Pikachu instead. How that came to be I’ll never know.

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I mean come on. Clefairy was even plastered on airplanes together with Pikachu and Togepi so I won’t ever be able to figure that one out with how Clefairy was intended to be THE NEXT BIG THING. I don’t like Clefairy. I remember wasting a good 30 minutes just trying to find a Clefairy in Mt. Moon and when I finally caught one? I didn’t find it to be very resourceful. Clefairy was a TM hog and little else. Jigglypuff was FAR SUPERIOR. Clefairy hardly screams poster child of Pokémon to me. I wish we could have the option to release Pokémon in the wild instead of going to the PC every time to do this but nooooooooo.

Red: Boring. Definitely prefer Clefable.

Magmortar: Good mascot ideas ran short in the mid-1990s, didn’t they

Paratroopa: cutesy and annoying and I wish they would go back to the moon they came from

97. Krabby (Score: 3681)
Average Ranking: 89.51 (St. Dev: 33.61) NFE Rank: 38/83 Water Rank: 22/32 Krabby Line: 2/2

17-Xuxon 21-Paratroopa 25-MSG 45-Paul 47-Preston 49-Starfox 50-Mnk 50-TexWolf 57-Sanity 59-Wickle 65-Magmortar75 71-MI 76-Inviso 81-Red 86-Flubbin 87-TUM 87-Scarlet 89-Mega Mana 89-Stifled 91-Ermine 94-Gen 95-Cody 98-JONA 98-Bane 102-Raka 103-Ecksgem 104-Logicblade 107-Darkx 112-Drak 114-Charon 114-Wizards 115-Xeybozn 116-Anagram 116-Comm 121-Suor 126-Karo 131-Poke 138-Natwaf 138-Cybat 140-Kate 146-Tennis

Paratroopa: is a crab

Preston: http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs36/i/2008/248/2/f/Krabby_Can_Has_Cookie_by_PierEighteen.jpg

Wickle: I like crabs, the animal, not the... you get it. *rimshot*

Magmortar: I dunno, a neat little krab NFE that hits harder than Swampert sounds pretty appealing to me.

Stifled: Dat Crabhammer.

Bane: Kind of silly looking, but I like the shade of red the top half is. And crabs are pretty cool.

Raka: Looks good.

Anagram: So much better than Crawdaunt I don't even know what to say

Natwaf: NFE Trash. A boring crab one at that

96. Diglett (Score: 3648)
Average Ranking: 88.98 (St. Dev: 37.34) NFE Rank: 37/83 Ground Rank: 10/14 Diglett Line: 2/2

3-Lefty 16-Sanity 22-Preston 23-Mega Mana 33-MSG 39-Anagram 40-Flubbin 42-Inviso 44-Gen 50-Bane 56-Paul 57-Drak 61-Stifled 70-Darkx 73-Cody 80-Natwaf 80-Magmortar75 82-JONA 83-Cybat 83-Comm 96-Mnk 98-Starfox 102-Xeybozn 106-Suor 107-Paratroopa 108-TUM 108-Xuxon 111-Tennis 112-Wickle 112-Poke 115-Wizards 116-TexWolf 119-Red 125-MI 128-Ermine 128-Raka 128-Kate 135-Scarlet 136-Logicblade 136-Karo 138-Charon 150-Ecksgem

Sanity: His design is so simple, yet it cracks me up.

Preston: DIGLETT DIG DIGLETT DIG DIGLETT DIG TRIO TRIO TRIO TRIO

Classic. Simply classic.

Anagram: So dumb, so perfect.

Flubbin: After watching that episode of the anime with all of the Digletts, kid me thought Diglett was the cutest thing ever, and I still think it’s pretty darn cute. DIG-A-DIG, DIG-A-DIG (TRIO TRIO TRIO)

Gen: I love whack-a-mole but I don't think I could whack a Diglett. Raise your hand if you thought its big nose was an odd mouth!

Bane: It’s just a little thing in the ground, and yet they made it cute. I also love its call “Diglett Dig Diglett Dig!”

Stifled: Diglett Dig! Diglett Dig!

Paratroopa: ok

Wickle: It's a turd being buried in the ground. And then had eyes and a nose put on them. Only reason it's a little higher than it should be for me is because it's the main Poke for Dig, which I used to love.

Raka: Eh, it's okay.

Karo: they look dumb, and the whole never see thier feet thing is dumb too.

95. Fearow (Score: 3645)
Average Ranking: 88.90 (St. Dev: 36.65) Fully Evolved Rank: 59/68 Normal Rank: 15/22 Flying Rank: 14/19 Fearow Line: 1/2

27-TexWolf 27-Charon 28-Ermine 28-Xuxon 36-Mega Mana 37-Scarlet 44-Poke 49-Comm 50-Inviso 57-Natwaf 57-Xeybozn 61-Mnk 69-Suor 78-Cybat 78-Tennis 80-Red 81-Paul 85-Starfox 87-MSG 87-Raka 92-Ecksgem 93-Flubbin 95-Magmortar75 101-Anagram 101-Preston 107-Stifled 112-Logicblade 113-Paratroopa 114-Drak 114-Kate 119-Cody 126-Darkx 128-TUM 129-Karo 131-Sanity 132-JONA 132-Gen 137-Wizards 141-Wickle 141-MI 141-Bane

Mana: My personal Bird Jesus.

Natwaf: Drill Peck > Inferior early bird line-eot

Raka: Surprisingly cool and it's my first shiny.

Anagram: People always said it was better than Pidgeot, and in a gameplay sense, sure, but come on. This bird is just ugly and dumb-looking.

Preston: Meh.

Stifled: Inferior birdy line.

Paratroopa: this used to be my favorite pokemon. things changed

Gen: I wonder who decided to break its neck. I mean gosh I know it's ugly but no living creature deserves to be tortured like that.

Wickle: Its beak is the worst. It made me never want to catch a Farfetch'd in Gen 1 because the duck was in the same place as this terrible bird.

Bane: Nasty attitude thing evolved from another nasty attitude thing. I do like the little red mohawk thing it has going on but that’s it.

94. Chansey (Score: 3617)
Average Ranking: 88.90 (St. Dev: 36.65) Fully Evolved Rank: 59/68 Normal Rank: 15/22 Flying Rank: 14/19 Fearow Line: 1/2

5-Tennis 7-Xuxon 9-JONA 21-Paul 24-Cody 24-Kate 28-Raka 29-MI 36-Suor 38-Inviso 54-MSG 59-Gen 60-Wickle 65-Darkx 68-Preston 69-Bane 82-Mega Mana 82-Drak 90-Logicblade 91-Flubbin 92-Karo 98-Poke 102-Cybat 107-Wizards 116-Ermine 118-Ecksgem 118-Comm 119-Xeybozn 123-Stifled 126-TexWolf 129-Mnk 130-Charon 134-Red 140-Starfox 141-Paratroopa 143-Sanity 144-Anagram 147-TUM 147-Scarlet 151-Natwaf 151-Magmortar75

Raka: Nurse Joy's aide, bonus points.

Wickle: Attitude came from the anime, I always did like it being Nurse Joy's main poke. Plus I liked getting it in a Pokeball and eating its eggs in... was it Melee or Brawl... I dun remember.

Preston: Chansey is very hit and miss with me. Chansey is undeniably cute. The way it greets you at the Pokémon Center every time. On the other hand? Chansey is one those Pokemon where you love to use but detest facing. Chansey has the highest HP stat of any Pokémon. Chansey is Normal type and is resistant to almost any attack (besides Fighting tactics) and it can be a drag to take out. Chansey is like Brock Lesnar like the beast incarnated. :O. Jessie’s childhood friend was also a Chansey. Overall? I guess Chansey is okay.

Bane: F***ing HATED trying to catch it in the Safari zone. But it is cute and I like its design.

Stifled: Nurse Joy's slave labor.

Red: Hated this thing a lot less when Blissey didnt exist. It just didnt warrant an evolution with its stats already being in a reasonable place.

Starfox: Stalls are the worst, and Chansey is the most offensive of the bunch. Throw in the fact that it has a design that tries to hard to be cute that it just becomes annoying and I can’t come anywhere close to liking it.

Paratroopa: go away chansey I hate you

Anagram: Every time I encounter one of these in an online battle, I just want to shoot myself to save time

Natwaf: **** YOU CHANSEY


 * YOU **** YOU **** YOU

GET YOUR RARE AS **** ASS TO APPEAR SO I CAN GET YOUR POKEDEX DATA ALREADY

YOUR GODDAMN STATS

YOUR FUGLY LOOKS

THE PINK BLOB'S ***** OF AN EVO


 * EVIOLITE

STOP CARRYING LUCKY PUNCH OR NOTHING HOLY ****

Pokemon Stadium forcing me to use you at least once for a reward? **** THAT ****

I'll gladly sacrifice the existence of Lucky eggs to eradicate Chansey and ALL OF IT'S ILK! Hell, make me pay the Pokemon Center as well.

IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU

Magmortar: I think Chansey sucks and that it and its line are some of the worst things to ever happen to Poke-no, gaming. Not even Lucky Eggs count as a positive because REALLY…you don’t actually EXPECT TO GET ONE FROM A CHANSEY DO YOU?! Thought so. If I could wipe it (and the rest of its line) from existence, I would, because mother of god, Chansey is a load of malarkey. At least Fighting types just eat it for dinner. “F*** ‘em man, white knuckles tight!”

93. Oddish (Score: 3609)
Average Ranking: 88.02 (St. Dev: 35.18) NFE Rank: 35/83 Grass Rank: 6/14 Poison Rank: 16/33 Oddish Line: 2/3

21-Karo 22-Flubbin 23-Gen 25-Preston 43-Kate 46-Xuxon 49-Ecksgem 54-Logicblade 59-Sanity 63-Bane 64-Cody 69-Anagram 69-Wizards 73-Mega Mana 74-Darkx 77-MI 81-Natwaf 82-Cybat 84-Paratroopa 86-Comm 87-Mnk 87-Poke 91-JONA 97-Drak 99-TexWolf 102-TUM 115-Inviso 115-Tennis 116-Suor 117-Ermine 118-Red 120-Charon 121-Starfox 125-Scarlet 129-Wickle 129-Paul 131-Xeybozn 132-Magmortar75 133-MSG 137-Stifled 144-Raka

Flubbin: Kid me thought Oddish was the cutest thing ever. And current me agrees! He’s adorable. I love Oddish. <3 Preston: Oddish is like the Amanda Kimmel of Pokémon. I really like Oddish but other people will hate her. I don’t care even if Oddish was a disappointment and borderline worthless in Twitch Plays Pokemon.

Gen: One time when I was in second grade we grew radishes. I wish they were this adorbubble.

Bane: Really cute, looks so happy all of the time.

Natwaf: NFE Trash. An adorable one :)

Paratroopa: seems to be pretty happy despite being stupid and useless. I would like to be as happy with my station in life as oddish

Wickle: Weeds are pathetic.

Magmortar: How odd.

Stifled: It sounds like an old lady in the anime.

Raka: *yawn*

92. Porygon (Score: 3603)
Average Ranking: 87.88 (St. Dev: 39.33) NFE Rank: 34/83 Normal Rank: 13/22

21-Starfox 25-Paratroopa 29-Wizards 30-Ecksgem 34-Inviso 35-Anagram 35-Paul 38-Darkx 39-JONA 47-Wickle 51-Sanity 57-Suor 63-Natwaf 64-Cybat 69-Scarlet 75-Raka 83-Gen 92-Ermine 93-Charon 94-Preston 94-Xeybozn 95-Red 103-Bane 104-TUM 106-Tennis 106-TexWolf 113-Drak 115-MSG 117-Mnk 118-Flubbin 120-Stifled 120-Cody 120-Poke 125-Mega Mana 130-Kate 130-Xuxon 137-Logicblade 140-Comm 142-MI 144-Magmortar75 150-Karo

Starfox: I always liked Porygon… I thought it was cool. Maybe useless, but still really cool. Then, of course, I learned that he caused a bunch of small children to have seizures… so naturally I had to bump him up a few spots.

Paratroopa: giving children seizures is good enough for 25

Anagram: I used to LOVE this thing as a kid. Unfortunately, it was useless, and my love for it eventually disappeared.

Wickle: King of Tri-attack, the computer-ized Pokemon. Just nice.

Natwaf: Weak. Major bonus points for being the subject of the controversial episode Electric Soldier Porygon... though technically I believe that was Pikachu's fault.

Raka: Electric Soldier! I've never had one.

Preston: Intrusive game corner side quest? Strike one. Caused seizures to children in Japan? Strike two. Nearly outright cancelled Pokémon for good? Three strikes and you’re out.

Bane: Another weird Pokemon, I was always perplexed by Porygon. It was always just THERE, not really doing much.

Stifled: F***ing casino

Magmortar: I love the concept and its evolutions, but as an actual Pokemon, it’s just awful. It also screwed its evolutions out of appearances in the anime! What a guy

Karo: The whole concept behind this pokemon is so profoundly stupid, it makes my head hurt. Why can a digitally created pokemon can exist in the real world? Why would they even bother using Mew's DNA to create a super-powered pokemon when the tech exists to make a legit pokemon out of scratch? Porygon's greatest contrubution to the pokeworld as a whole is giving small children seizures.

91. Magmar (Score: 3596)
Average Ranking: 87.71 (St. Dev: 37.61) NFE Rank: 33/83 Fire Rank: 12/12

15-Magmortar75 31-Cybat 33-Wizards 35-Mega Mana 35-Cody 35-Bane 36-Paul 46-Wickle 53-Paratroopa 59-Scarlet 61-TexWolf 64-Natwaf 66-Tennis 69-Stifled 70-TUM 76-JONA 76-Kate 80-Ecksgem 84-Flubbin 85-Poke 88-Preston 97-Red 97-Darkx 99-Raka 100-Comm 101-Logicblade 104-Ermine 105-MSG 109-Xeybozn 111-Karo 113-Charon 120-Anagram 126-Inviso 127-Sanity 128-Mnk 131-MI 140-Gen 146-Starfox 148-Suor 148-Xuxon 149-Drak

Magmortar: As a young one, it was my favorite ‘mon for the longest time, the design was such an oddball to me I couldn’t help but love it.

Bane: Really cool until you play Pokemon Snap and see how 2 of them fight one another and one burns the other and it passes out on the ground. I don’t know why but it plays out like a comedy, which is a good thing in this case. I think the way it says “MAGMAR!” has to do with it.

Paratroopa: #1 in having butt on forehead

Stifled: That Zard vs. Magmar battle in the anime was epic.

Flubbin: Magmar has not yet reached his full potential. One day he will have big, beautiful, ARM CANNONS. Soon, Magmar. Soon.

Preston: Magmar looks like a pothead.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3036/2302406281_cc272a936f.jpg

Raka: Buttface buttface does whatever a buttface can

Anagram: Literally a butthead. LITERALLY a butthead. It's an insult I used against other kids when I was six and it became a reality when I was ten.

Gen: your face is boobs.

Starfox: You’re a fire type. You’re a fire type and I hate you. If you’ve managed this, you’ve done something horribly wrong.

90. Victreebel (Score: 3544)
Average Ranking: 86.44 (St. Dev: 40.50) Fully Evolved Rank: 58/68 Grass Rank: 5/12 Poison Rank: 15/33 Bellsprout Line: 1/3

8-TexWolf 19-Mnk 27-Tennis 29-Cody 30-Flubbin 31-Kate 34-Paratroopa 44-Cybat 49-Wickle 55-Inviso 55-Raka 56-Natwaf 61-Sanity 62-Paul 66-Red 70-JONA 78-Xeybozn 79-Darkx 81-Suor '''90-Magmortar75 90-Charon''' 95-Preston 96-Stifled 98-TUM 101-Scarlet 104-MI 110-Ecksgem 111-Bane 113-Ermine 116-Poke 116-Wizards 119-Karo 125-Comm 132-Starfox 133-Logicblade 135-Gen 143-Xuxon 145-Anagram 145-Drak 146-Mega Mana 147-MSG

Paratroopa: mostly swallows things whole and screams a lot. Good

Raka: I should use it someday.

Natwaf: In a weird twist, I prefer Victreebel to Vileplume, but I prefer the Rafflesia to the... uhh... whatever Victreebel is based on. Corpse Flower? Anway, I liked Swords Dancing/Growth with this thing

Red: I liked pulling this thing out in underused teams in RBY. So that boosts it up a lot.

Preston: I really want to watch Sonic X right now. Or more Power Rangers. Both sound so good. Why does Weepinbell have two L’s in it’s name and Victreebel only has one? >_>

Stifled: Huge mutant plant that eats James.

Bane: Didn’t really like Victreebel until James got one in the anime. That one was cool. Other than that it’s meh, although the two teeth it has pretty cool.

Karo: Lost Pokedex entries #5 - Victreebel, the missing letter pokemon. this pokemon constantly searches for the 'L' it lost when it evoloved, but to no avail.

Gen: Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. And I like the plant it's based off of so no preexisting anti-bias. That anime gimmick got so old so fast. At least it's not Carnivine.

89. Weezing (Score: 3508)
Average Ranking: 85.56 (St. Dev: 42.36) Fully Evolved Rank: 57/68 Poison Rank: 14/33 Koffing Line: 1/2

8-Mega Mana 11-Xeybozn 22-Kate 24-Sanity 27-Natwaf 29-Preston 31-TexWolf 35-Magmortar75 40-Wizards 47-Tennis 49-Mnk 50-Anagram 56-Xuxon 61-Inviso 74-Paul 76-Stifled 82-Paratroopa 84-Wickle 87-Cybat 91-TUM 93-Suor 95-Poke 97-Karo 97-Cody 100-Raka 102-Red 109-Ecksgem 112-Charon 113-MSG 115-Logicblade 116-Starfox 121-Scarlet 130-Bane 130-Comm 134-Drak 138-JONA 143-Flubbin 144-MI 144-Gen 144-Darkx 147-Ermine

Mana: Favorite part of RSE Smogon.

Natwaf: Kinda late, but a valuable addition to my mono-poison team in LG. Tanks like a boss. I don't rememeber if any wild ones can self-destruct or explode, so I don't hold it against it. And Levitate trolling baby.

Preston: <3 TEAM ROCKET <3

I always had a soft spot for Arbok and Weezing even if both of them were treated mostly like punching bags throughout 90% of the anime.

Magmortar: One of my favorites in Melee and generally a neat Poison-type. It can take physical hits really well and it’s good at SPECIAL attacking, in a variety at that, something that cannot be said about many other Poison-types (to give you an idea, it actually has the same Special Attack as Nidoking). The latter thing gives it some big originality and coolness points to me.

Stifled: WEEZING!

Paratroopa: koffing you should probably get that weird tumor checked out

Raka: *wheezes* U-g-e-l-e-e! It's ugly!

Red: Has TR points, but beyond that its a deformed Koffing.

Bane: Not as funny looking as Koffing. Boo.

88. Onix (Score: 3469)
Average Ranking: 84.61 (St. Dev: 34.77) NFE Rank: 33/83 Rock Rank: 6/11 Ground Rank: 9/14

21-Charon 21-Comm 27-Wickle 28-Ecksgem 44-Darkx 48-Mnk 50-TUM 50-Flubbin 52-Cybat 54-Scarlet 55-Suor 55-TexWolf 61-Preston 62-Wizards 63-Xuxon 66-Sanity 74-Stifled 79-Cody 80-Logicblade 86-Anagram 87-Gen 90-Poke 94-Paul 99-JONA 102-MI 102-Inviso 103-Kate 107-Raka 109-Bane 110-Starfox 118-Karo 122-MSG 122-Xeybozn 123-Ermine 123-Drak 124-Tennis 127-Natwaf 128-Magmortar75 132-Paratroopa 133-Mega Mana 138-Red

Wickle: It's a Pokemon I love no matter what. Its head is really weird, but the design of a rock snake I just really like. He has earned a place on a few different teams of mine.

Preston: I’ll be up front here about this. I like Onix. Now only if I didn’t have to trade it to get Steelix. >_> Brock had one and Brock was the first real “boss” in the history of Pokémon franchise so that has to count for something.

Stifled: Onix should really be more powerful than he is. But he's still cool.

Gen: I have never liked this thing. But I can't bring myself to hate it either. This writeup is about as interesting as the pokémon it's about.

Raka: Menacingly huge.

Bane: Giant Rock Snake, pretty cool right? Yeah. And the spike on its head is even cooler. Not much else to say.

Karo: Lost Pokedex entries #4 - Onix, the huge snake pokemon. Onix are often harassed by Masahiro Sakurai for being 'too big' for the game.

Tennis: It was my first Pokemon card and it's still ranked this low. It sucks.

Natwaf: FE Trash. WEAK.

Magmortar: Other people will probably provide Freudian-filled writeups, so I will just bring up the whole thing about Farfetch’d being stronger than it. Farfetch’d. And that Pokemon weight is beyond nonsensicle. How the Hell is this thing less than…500 pounds?!

Paratroopa: literally a giant rock monster with less attack than Pikachu

Red: I played a lot of competitive RBY so forgive me for holding competitiveness against a few Pokemon but...Onix is absolute garbage tier in this game. Its also just a big pile of rocks. And have I mentioned, entirely unusable? You couldnt even run with it in-game because you'd never kill anything for days.

87. Muk (Score: 3462)
Average Ranking: 84.44 (St. Dev: 36.23) Fully Evolved Rank: 56/68 Poison Rank: 13/33 Grimer Line: 1/2

18-Magmortar75 27-Xeybozn 28-Wizards 31-Darkx 36-TUM 36-Sanity 41-Cody 45-Kate 47-Mega Mana 59-Inviso 59-Charon 61-Natwaf 61-Flubbin 67-Starfox 72-Red 75-JONA 76-Anagram 76-Mnk 79-Suor 85-Karo 89-Logicblade 89-Preston 90-Paul 91-Comm 93-TexWolf 95-Stifled 95-Raka 104-Paratroopa 106-Ermine 106-Cybat 108-Tennis 110-Wickle 119-MSG 120-MI 121-Bane 137-Ecksgem 137-Scarlet 141-Poke 143-Drak 143-Gen 146-Xuxon

Magmortar: It’s gunk. Unique gunk (…especially backwards). Strong and sturdy, although a lot of its moves being weak hurts it a bit. Gunk Shot should be great for it now. In general seems like a great Fairy killer. After Charizard, Ash’s Muk is probably my favorite of that guy’s Pokemon. So yeah. To me, underrated in just about everything.

Sanity: Oh yes, we know what he is.

Natwaf: The card was cool, and I had success using it in RSE Battle Factory.

Flubbin: The anime made Muk look like such a cool guy. It actually made me want to give a hug to a disgusting slime monster. Also, Muk’s sprites are incredible.http://pldh.net/media/pokemon/gen4/platinum/089.png What a thug.

Red: Muk can be kind of an annoying tank, but hes not the ugliest of Poison types, I can kind of understand the giant sludge thing.

Preston: Ash Ketchum had one in the anime but he used it sparingly. Meh.

Stifled: Big lump of diarrhea. Ash’s Muk was a lot of fun.

Raka: Backwards joke, etc.

Paratroopa: did you know that muk backwards is snake

Wickle: Oil spill, meh. Gimmick in anime... meh because it doesn't kill anyone. They screwed up this Poke.

Bane: A big pile of goop. Kind of cool though.

86. Seel (Score: 3457)
Average Ranking: 84.32 (St. Dev: 36.21) NFE Rank: 32/83 Water Rank: 21/32 Seel Line: 2/2

13-Mnk 14-Poke 19-MI 23-Ermine 23-Karo 39-Paratroopa 43-Preston 54-Gen 59-Bane 60-Tennis 62-MSG 64-Stifled 69-Logicblade 70-Magmortar75 71-Drak 73-Starfox 73-Charon 79-Ecksgem 80-Sanity 85-Suor 94-JONA 97-TUM 98-Darkx 100-Kate 101-Mega Mana 102-Xuxon 103-Cody 106-Anagram 106-Red 109-Wickle 109-Raka 110-Comm 112-Flubbin 112-Wizards 112-Paul 125-TexWolf 129-Scarlet 133-Natwaf 135-Cybat 140-Inviso 151-Xeybozn

Paratroopa: kind of looks like some kind of plush toy that squeaks when you squeeze it

Preston: Look at how cute Seel is. ^_^

I once had the Seel plush toy they had as a giveaway from KFC. Here’s a picture for anyone that hasn’t seen it.

http://s1350.photobucket.com/user/PrestonStarry/media/Ultimate%20Survivor/Survivor/Preston%20Ward%20Condra%20Car/20141006_160151_zpsimnhf1ry.jpg.html

Gen: I wanna hug its face.

Bane: Another member of the doofy Dewgong family but smaller. Still cute.

Stifled: I had a plushie of him as a kid. So cute!

Magmortar: This time, I like the species so much that I don’t really care about it not being all that, well, great.

Anagram: When people say that Gen 3+ pokemon are overdesigned, a common retort is that some Gen 1 pokemon are just animals, and Seel is the one they always point to. Honestly? Both sides of that argument are pretty much in the right.

Red: The seel line has kind of this weird face that I just don't like. Dewgong loses it a bit but Seel just looks too damn dumb to me. I just feel like something is wrong with him.

Raka: Oo, pretty colors.

Natwaf: NFE Trash. It has an ugly face that's asking to be kicked to boot.

85. Abra (Score: 3411)
Average Ranking: 83.20 (St. Dev: 39.27) NFE Rank: 31/83 Psychic Rank: 9/14 Abra Line: 3/3

7-Ermine 7-Drak 11-Ecksgem 24-Karo 24-Paul 31-Red 41-Anagram 41-TUM 50-Cybat 51-Bane 63-Gen 64-Mega Mana 64-TexWolf 64-Xuxon 66-MI 66-Scarlet 68-Charon 84-Natwaf 86-Magmortar75 87-Inviso 92-MSG 94-Mnk 95-Starfox 95-Paratroopa 96-Flubbin 97-Comm 103-Suor 108-Wickle 109-Poke 110-Wizards 112-Sanity 116-Stifled 116-Darkx 124-JONA 126-Preston 129-Kate 131-Tennis 134-Cody 134-Xeybozn 140-Raka 151-Logicblade

Drak: does nothing but sleep and troll all day. what a boss

Red: Decently cute, a bit annoying with the teleport. But its difficulty to catch may be necessary as if you pick it up early in any game it will turn it into easy-mode once it starts learning moves. I also have a thing for psychic powers.

Bane: Reminds me of a wise, blind old man even though it’s the first form. Which makes it pretty cool. And I like it being Psychic and always teleporting away (well in-game I don’t but in theory I do)

Mana: I actually like the challenge every game of trying to catch him.

Natwaf: NFE Trash with an annoying gimmick. OTOH, it looks neat

Magmortar: Few Pokemon are more annoying to get to work in-game, but ohhhhh so worth it. One of my favorite first form Pokemon to use.

Paratroopa: I think abra is really g- (teleport)

Stifled: STOP TELEPORTING!

Preston: I never did like Abra very much. For the reason being why the only way you could catch one is if you hurl a Poké Ball at it with full health on your first attempt. Abra immediately flees using Teleport (the next move) being the pesky SOB it is.

Teleport is the only move Abra can learn (on it’s own) until it evolves into Kadabra at Level 16. This is during a time when there was no running shoes or experience share back in R/B/Y. >_>

Abra was basically Magikarp but replace Splash with Teleport. That’s really all I have to appoint here about Abra.

Raka: Harder to catch than…a bra.

84. Slowpoke (Score: 3391)
Average Ranking: 82.71 (St. Dev: 33.97) NFE Rank: 30/83 Psychic Rank: 8/14 Water Rank: 21/32 Slowpoke Line (Gen I): 2/2

1-Sanity 3-Xuxon 38-MI 38-Wizards 39-TUM 41-Paratroopa 43-Logicblade 45-MSG 47-Gen 51-Paul 60-Cybat 65-Xeybozn 70-Karo 77-Drak 79-Red 82-Ermine 82-Wickle 83-Mnk 87-Suor 88-Stifled 88-Flubbin 88-Charon 89-JONA 92-Starfox 92-Tennis 93-Natwaf 95-Bane 96-Anagram 96-Comm 106-Scarlet 107-TexWolf 108-Inviso 110-Preston 117-Mega Mana 120-Darkx 121-Poke 124-Cody 127-Raka 131-Ecksgem 134-Magmortar75 138-Kate

Sanity: Funniest Pokemon ever. Everything about him is perfect.

Paratroopa: slowbro, but not as good

Gen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce5mRvkAePU

Red: Nothing horribly off with its design, but I definitely hold the lack of intelligence against Pokemon.

Wickle: I wonder what its tail tastes like. I found its name hilarious, it's face hilarious, its everything hilarious... and then nothing. I had no want to use it until Gen 2 because the king, and thinking about what I like about it makes me think it used Yawn.

Stifled: That was so dark when Team Rocket chopped off their tails and sold them.

Bane: Oh look, the ultimate doofy Pokemon. He’s pretty chill, which I can appreciate.

Anagram: Memorable solely due to the meme.

Preston: I’ll be honest. I never really liked Slowpoke that much. While that one episode of the Pokémon Anime was good (The Island Of The Giant Pokemon), What was up with Slowpoke giving Pikachu and Charmander the silent treatment? >_>

Raka: Endearing and delicious.

Magmortar: Very, very slow. I kind of like it, though. Generally starting from here I don’t mind the Pokemon. Gen 1 has a much smaller amount of bad Pokemon than most generations I think.

83. Electrode (Score: 3356)
Average Ranking: 81.85 (St. Dev: 41.83) Fully Evolved Rank: 55/68 Electric Rank: 6/9 Voltorb Line: 1/2

10-Stifled 17-Anagram 20-Magmortar75 26-JONA 29-Wickle 30-MSG 33-Xeybozn 36-Tennis 39-Paul 44-Starfox 45-TUM 48-Cody 53-Bane 54-Red 58-Xuxon 62-Darkx 68-Mega Mana 71-Inviso 77-Suor 77-TexWolf 79-Raka 84-Cybat 90-Natwaf 93-Gen 98-Flubbin 99-Karo 101-Wizards 102-Scarlet 114-Sanity 121-Paratroopa 126-Drak 126-Kate 126-Comm 127-Ecksgem 131-Charon 135-Poke 137-Preston 139-Ermine 141-Mnk 145-Logicblade 145-MI

Stifled: I love that smirk. Plus boom!

Anagram: A lot of people say Electrode is awful, but screw you guys, it's great.

Magmortar: I really like using this thing (all that speed mang), but I prefer the design of its pre-evolution.

Wickle: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE BEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAM. Dat face too good, as well.

Bane: I love that s***-eating smile it has. And the ways its eyebrows are makes it so confident and cocky, I love it. Honestly I could put him up higher as well.

Red: I have dabbled with this thing in competitive RBY. I'll always remember it as the fastest thing in the game.

Raka: Dat Dreamworks grin.

Natwaf: FE Trash. Literally upside down Voltorb with a mouth. That said, dat winning smile. And high speed explode. Anyway, my question: Voltorb is meant to be a mimic of pokeballs/item balls left on the ground... but why would anyone confuse an Electrode for an item ball? Do they sleep upside down? Are the protags color blind? But then again, the balls are spheres, after all. No idea why they don't just roll away instead of staying upright with red on the top and white on the bottom

Gen: Ooh an upside-down pokéball so original! But seriously I kinda dig that smug grin he's got going on.

Flubbin: Electrode would be lower if it weren’t for that constant hilarious grin on his face.

Paratroopa: slightly better than voltorb if only for his ridiculous s*** eating grin

Drak: douchebags need to quit exploding.

Preston: The third worst Pokémon in Smash Bros (besides Goldeen and Wobbuffet). I have nothing else to say here.

82. Dodrio (Score: 3307)
Average Ranking: 80.66 (St. Dev: 30.12) Fully Evolved Rank: 54/68 Normal Rank: 12/22 Flying Rank: 13/19 Dodrio Line: 1/2

26-Natwaf 26-Magmortar75 37-Mega Mana 43-TexWolf 43-Scarlet 48-Red 50-Poke 53-Raka 53-Kate 56-Inviso 61-Wickle 63-Ermine 65-Starfox 67-Gen 68-Xeybozn 68-Darkx 69-Xuxon 70-Paratroopa 73-JONA 73-Tennis 78-Charon 81-Anagram 82-Cody 86-Mnk 89-Comm 91-Preston 91-Paul 95-Ecksgem 98-Karo 100-Stifled 100-TUM 100-Sanity 104-Flubbin 105-Drak 117-MI 118-Logicblade 119-Cybat 122-Suor 129-MSG 144-Bane 146-Wizards

Natwaf: Best Normal/Flying in RBY. And Tri-Attack from a bird, man. Loved using it back in RBY. Mega Dodrio with infinite heads where

Magmortar: Those three heads are so different, they have to banter with each other all the time. It’s something that makes me wish we could understand Pokemon!

Mana: And My Personal Bird Jesus’ second-in-command.

Paratroopa: moves up about 50 spots if it flies by spinning its heads like a helicopter

Raka: Cool concept.

Wickle: It looked cool, it was used by Gary Mother****ing Oak... Yet that's kind of all its merit.

Anagram: Some people say that Gen 1 had dumb designs with things like Doduo and Dodrio, and ehhh, they aren't REALLY wrong, but Doduo and Dodrio are just so stupid I can't help but love them.

Preston: DODRIO PROMOTES INCOGNITO!!!!!

INCOGNITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stifled: Three heads are better than...what?

Bane: Kind of cool but still not great, just looks unpleasant to be around.

Wizards: **** Tri-attack.

81. Hypno (Score: 3283)
Average Ranking: 80.07 (St. Dev: 39.06) Fully Evolved Rank: 53/68 Psychic Rank: 7/14 Drowzee Line: 1/2

19-Paul 20-Gen 21-Magmortar75 25-Starfox 28-Kate 33-Red 40-Wickle 41-Cybat 41-Sanity 42-Xeybozn 44-Mega Mana 48-Natwaf 54-MI 56-Scarlet 57-Raka 59-Ecksgem 65-Tennis 68-Paratroopa 70-Mnk 79-TexWolf 79-Charon 86-Cody 92-Xuxon 94-Comm 96-JONA 98-Ermine 100-Suor 103-Anagram 103-Stifled 106-TUM 107-Drak 108-Bane 111-Darkx 124-Wizards 130-Poke 135-Preston 136-MSG 139-Logicblade 139-Flubbin 143-Inviso 144-Karo

Gen: I like tapirs, this was the fully evolved form of my second shiny ever, and the creepypasta is decent

Magmortar: I got stuck with it for my FireRed Nuzlocke, and I must say, for that, it was beastly. If you hate Sabrina, all you need is to get one of these things and a Shadow Ball TM. It’s that much of a joke (plus it comes in handy for Koga!)

Starfox: I had one during my SoulSilver Nuzlocke. Named it Pedobear. Got me out of many a tight spot before the… incident… that caused me to never forgive a certain spawn of satan.

Wickle: The king of Hypnosis is one of those hypnotist guys that made my Senior party so much more hilarious. I like its concept, but I could never fit him on a team when I preferred so many other Psychic types.

Raka: Jeeper creepers.

Paratroopa: #68, but would be #1 if ranked based on how good it would look in an argyle sweater

Anagram: Here is where my question about Drowzee comes into play.

Stifled: I only remember this line because of the episode where Misty thought she was a Seel.

Bane: Reminds me of a goblin. It’s ok with its swinging charm but not much other than that. Go back to Nilbog Hypno.

Preston: The Drowzee mini-game (Snore War) in Pokémon Stadium was a broken mess. I know this is a write-up regarding Hypno but I don’t care.

80. Poliwhirl (Score: 3198)
Average Ranking: 78.00 (St. Dev: 35.59) NFE Rank: 28/83 Water Rank: 20/32 Poliwag Line: 2/3

15-Gen 15-Poke 28-Paul 30-Mnk 37-Cody 43-Ecksgem 47-Drak 49-TUM 51-Red 52-Suor 56-JONA 56-TexWolf 59-MSG 59-Preston 61-Bane 63-Flubbin 69-Starfox 69-Sanity 71-Tennis 73-Scarlet 73-Wizards 74-Wickle 74-Xeybozn 76-Mega Mana 76-Comm 77-Logicblade 86-MI 88-Raka 89-Cybat 99-Ermine 103-Charon 105-Kate 105-Darkx 114-Karo 114-Xuxon 119-Anagram 140-Magmortar75 144-Stifled 144-Paratroopa 147-Inviso 148-Natwaf

Gen: He so swirly and adorable. I can totally but this being Toriyama's favorite but there's a handful I love more.

Poke: Such a happy bro.

Red: Probably my favorite of its line, just the best design and one of the best names in the generation.

Preston: Solid Water type. Not up to the excellence compared to other Water types out there but Poliwhirl isn’t too bad.

Bane: I don’t know why, but I love its eyes. Makes it adorable looking even with a huge spiral where a mouth should be. And with the gloves it’s like “Yeah! I can be a fighter like the grown-ups too!”

Flubbin: Fun fact: when my brother was a kid, he went as Poliwhirl for Halloween once. I thought it was an odd choice for a Pokemon costume, but whatever. Poliwhirl is a chill guy.

Wickle: The toilet bowl evolved... to a foreign toilet bowl! I really did love the whole thing about Poliwhirl's swirl going in reverse. And his name is whirl.

Raka: Docile Poliwrath.

Magmortar: This being a developer’s favorite is far, far beyond me.

Stifled: I don’t really like this line. Can’t even explain why, but something about it just doesn’t do it for me. Kinda boring. I don’t really like this line. Can’t even explain why, but something about it just doesn’t do it for me. Kinda boring.

Paratroopa: isn't this the pokemon guy's favorite pokemon? not sure I agree with that sentiment

Natwaf: Lazy design NFE Trash. Technically speaking, this complaint only applies when paired with Poliwrath, but whirl's eyes are so bland. Why is this anyone's favorite is beyond me.

79. Vileplume (Score: 3190)
Average Ranking: 77.80 (St. Dev: 33.44) Fully Evolved Rank: 52/68 Grass Rank: 4/14 Poison Rank: 12/33 Oddish Line (Gen I): 1/3

1-Kate 5-Flubbin 19-Gen 31-Karo 39-Mnk 46-Tennis 49-Bane 50-JONA 52-Ecksgem 53-Cody 54-Raka 59-Wizards 59-Xuxon 60-Sanity 63-Preston 71-Natwaf 72-Scarlet 75-MI 76-Drak 76-Xeybozn 79-Anagram 82-Stifled 84-Darkx 85-Charon 86-Suor 86-Poke 91-MSG 91-Magmortar75 97-Cybat 100-Ermine 100-Wickle 111-Paratroopa 111-Comm 112-TexWolf 113-Logicblade 116-Mega Mana 118-Paul 121-TUM 124-Red 132-Inviso 141-Starfox

Flubbin: I don’t know why I like Vileplume so much, but I really really like Vileplume. Give me a break. Get that dumb Bellossom out of my face. DA PLUME is queen.

Gen: I like how despite its name, it's nowhere near as vile as its prevo. Actually it's almost as cute as Oddish, and it's my go-to Grass type when I don't pick Bulbasaur, which is often.

Bane: Somehow cute even though it spouts out noxious gases and poisons. And the huge flower on its head makes for a really cool hat.

Raka: Petal Dance so cool.

Preston: Vileplume was so hard to get a snapshot of in Pokémon Snap. &#61498;&#61480;

Stifled: It must have a hard time walking around with all that on its head.

Magmortar: I did end up with this thing a Nuzlocke of FireRed, but even then it ended up being my least useful and most forgettable team member by far. But still, it avoided a fair number of close calls, and was decent enough considering what it started as.

Paratroopa: all memories of this thing are related to it not making the trading card game fun to play

Starfox: I’ve never liked this line… while Oddish is redeemable, Gloom and Vileplume are just two of the ugliest things.

78. Primeape (Score: 3185)
Average Ranking: 77.68 (St. Dev: 39.30) Fully Evolved Rank: 51/68 Fighting Rank: 5/8 Mankey Line (Gen I): 1/2

10-Xeybozn 16-Cody 18-TUM 19-Preston 20-Mnk 24-Darkx 25-Comm 30-JONA 39-Wizards 40-Magmortar75 41-Stifled 44-Raka 55-Ecksgem 65-Wickle 67-Cybat 73-Paratroopa 75-Tennis 78-Mega Mana 80-Ermine 80-Flubbin 82-Scarlet 84-Karo 84-Inviso 86-Gen 91-Drak 92-Natwaf 93-Starfox 93-Anagram 107-Poke 108-Suor 108-Charon 108-Kate 109-MI 117-MSG 117-Red 122-Bane 123-Logicblade 124-Paul 141-Xuxon 147-TexWolf 150-Sanity

Preston: Primeape stealing Ash’s hat like a boss in the anime is enough to warrant you in the Top 20.

Magmortar: Fast, strong, angry. Surprisingly not a common combination. Made a great show in the anime too.

Stifled: Another episode that makes me hate Ash.

Raka: Underrated fighting Pokemon.

Wickle: RAGE MONKEY RAGE. So angry, the perfect Poke to use as calling someone it, since tantrum monkey is a normal insult, ahaha~

Paratroopa: kind of hilariously furious

Natwaf: blame the anime for it's placement

Bane: Another Pokemon you don’t want to mess with. It even has a vein constantly throbbing. Surprised there’s never been a report of one of its kind having a heart attack.

Sanity: Monkeys suck.

77. Omastar (Score: 3179)
Average Ranking: 77.54 (St. Dev: 37.65) Fully Evolved Rank: 50/68 Rock Rank: 5/11 Water Rank: 19/32 Omanyte Line: 1/2

11-Paratroopa 12-Wickle 22-Xuxon 25-Raka 26-Ermine 27-Mega Mana 27-Flubbin 37-Gen 52-Drak 57-Mnk 57-Comm 61-Red 62-Xeybozn 62-Sanity 66-Suor 66-Cody 66-Wizards 70-Tennis 71-Karo 74-Charon 78-Ecksgem 78-Poke 79-Cybat 80-MSG 81-Logicblade 81-Preston 83-Magmortar75 88-Paul 94-Scarlet 100-TexWolf 101-Natwaf 105-JONA 110-Anagram 111-Stifled 119-Kate 122-Darkx 133-MI 144-Starfox 144-Inviso 145-TUM 151-Bane

Paratroopa: the fact that a cult was established around him is all the funnier because he looks like a chibi cthulhu

Mana: Praise be to the Helix Fossil!

Raka: Cthulhu's spawn

Flubbin: My favorite part about Discomastar is how fabulous it is.

Gen: Master wanted him to fight, but he just wants to DANCE!

Karo: Omastar: PRAISE HELIX

Preston: Horrid type combination aside (Rock/Water) the Fossil Pokémon were okay.

Magmortar: One of those Pokemon whose design I’m iffy on but earns a lot of credit for what it can do in battle. Omastar in the rain is one absolutely horrifying beast.

Natwaf: Deader than Disco. I love it's pose though. That said, it's gen I fossil, which I didn't like much

Stifled: It looks completely psychotic.

Bane: Uhg. Never interested me, ugly as sin and dumb compared to Kabuto/Kabutops. Honestly part of the reason this line of Pokemon is my least favorite is because of how much more awesome Kabuto/Kabutops is.

76. Dugtrio (Score: 3168)
Average Ranking: 77.27 (St. Dev: 37.65) Fully Evolved Rank: 49/68 Ground Rank: 8/14 Diglett Line: 1/2

10-Darkx 18-Cybat 19-Inviso 19-Xeybozn 20-Stifled 21-Natwaf 21-Preston 24-Mega Mana 36-Anagram 38-MSG 51-Tennis 53-Paul 54-Starfox 56-Drak 58-Red 62-Scarlet 62-Raka 64-JONA 67-Magmortar75 67-Bane 74-Cody 78-Mnk 90-Comm 91-Gen 103-Flubbin 103-Sanity 107-Suor 107-TUM 109-TexWolf 109-Xuxon 110-Charon 113-Poke 114-Wickle 118-Wizards 121-Kate 129-MI 130-Ermine 131-Paratroopa 135-Logicblade 135-Karo 141-Ecksgem

Stifled: TRIO TRIO TRIO!

Preston: Diglett and Dugtrio are great. Diglett and Dugtrio are put just outside of the Top 20 only because there are some horrible porn fan art that exists of these two on Google. Google making the internet a better place since 1998.

Raka: Magnitude and Earthquake user.

Magmortar: I will forever wonder what is underneath this thing and Diglett both. Dugtro is a pretty decent Pokemon, couldn't have a more lame design but in battling it comes in handy if you really hate Tyranitar or Heatran or whatever.

Bane: Laughably uninventive for an evolution but still effective, its call used to scare me compared to Diglett’s cute little “Diglett Dig!”. And then Dugtrio would go “TRIO TRIO TRIO” like what the hell Dugtrio calm down.

Gen: I can forgive Magneton for being 3 Magnemites stuck together because that actually makes sense for the evolution of a magnet, but wtf is this s***? Seriously what a lame excuse for a pokemon. I only ranked it THIS high because I like Diglett.

Flubbin: I can’t even look at Dugtrio anymore without thinking of that damn Mer comic. I miss Mer’s comics.

Paratroopa: how do we evolve diglett? ehhh I dunno copy and paste

Karo: Like diglett, except theres three of them! who are a single pokemon somehow!

75. Tentacruel (Score: 3131)
Average Ranking: 76.37 (St. Dev: 42.56) Fully Evolved Rank: 48/68 Water Rank: 18/32 Poison Rank: 11/33 Tentacool Line: 1/2

10-Natwaf 12-Mega Mana 12-Mnk 12-Kate 16-Xuxon 18-TexWolf 21-Wickle 25-Suor 31-JONA 31-Paratroopa 38-Charon 42-Karo 56-Magmortar75 60-Ecksgem 61-MSG 71-Anagram 73-Ermine 74-Starfox 74-Logicblade 74-Flubbin 74-Scarlet 74-Bane 82-Xeybozn 84-Raka 84-Paul 90-Cody 90-Darkx 102-Drak 107-Red 109-Inviso 117-TUM 119-Preston 122-Tennis 123-Sanity 126-Gen 126-Poke 132-Stifled 134-Comm 137-Cybat 140-Wizards 148-MI

Natwaf: The star of my in-game Mono-Poison team. There I was, underleveled and fighting Blue's Champion team. It started off so well, against the weak ass Pidgeot... and then Exeggutor appeared, who died toan SE hit.... but then out came Alakazam, who was faster than my entire team. It OHKO'd everybody, and even Crobat was outspeeded. Weezing wasn't tough enough to take a hit (forgot it can take Physical but not Special). Then out came Tentacruel... TOOK PSYCHIC LIKE A FREAKIN' BOSS. It OHKO'd Zam, and the rest was easy. Personal anecdote aside, it's also useful as a wall and other roles. Plus, it just looks badass. And reminds me of tentacle hentai.

Mana: Toxic Spikes <3

Wickle: Cruel, is mean-looking. I liked it, that is all.

Paratroopa: overshadowed by the fact that its predecessor is everywhere

Magmortar: Surprisingly useful both competitively and in-game, and generally looks cool, so it's a good Pokemon even if it is a nuisance to fight all-around.

Bane: SO much better than Tentacool. Huge ass menacing squid creature with a hooked nose (that’s what it looks like to me).

Raka: Good, but fodder-ish.

Red: The Golbat of the sea.

Preston: Squilliam Fancyson. I liked the Tentacool & Tentacruel episode in the anime but that’s about all the positive feedback I can give to Tentacruel.

Gen: It's way cooler than Tentacool but uh... that's not saying much.

Stifled: Tentacle rape monster. It even poisons its victims first.

Wizards: Did they ever resolve that storyline about that evil 30 ft. Tentacruel that wanted to take over the world?

74. Golem (Score: 3083)
Average Ranking: 75.20 (St. Dev: 38.01) Fully Evolved Rank: 47/68 Rock Rank: 4/11 Ground Rank: 7/14 Geodude Line: 1/3

9-Flubbin 21-TexWolf 25-Wizards 27-Sanity 32-Red 32-Scarlet 33-Natwaf 36-Comm 38-Gen 39-Charon 41-Wickle 41-Xeybozn 42-Drak 46-Stifled 47-Logicblade 52-TUM 58-Darkx 65-Kate 68-Karo 71-Cody 74-Preston 77-Inviso 79-MI 84-Starfox 85-Ermine 93-Mnk 100-Mega Mana 102-Tennis 105-Paul 109-MSG 110-Magmortar75 112-Paratroopa 115-Ecksgem 117-Poke 119-Raka 120-Cybat 127-JONA 128-Anagram 131-Suor 135-Bane 138-Xuxon

Flubbin: Golem isn’t really anything special, but I always thought he was cool. Dude’s a tank. Rock monsters are neat.

Natwaf: A solid Rock/Ground type. You either had to rely on this or Rhydon against Zapdos. A great teammate in my Mono-Ground Emerald run, taking down Flyers with ease. Even though it frequently gets outsped. And dies to a special water or grass. But I still love dat Slide/Quake combo of early gen.

Gen: I dunno why but this pokémon seems like a total bro to me. Maybe it's that I could totally see him rolling down a mountain to intercept a bullet for me or maybe it's just the fact that he's vaguely reminiscent of a turtle but he seems like a chill pal. I'd hang with a Golem!

Wickle: Part of my memory of this guy was when Ash got to learn that Rock > Fire. And the Rollout before Miltank. I'd fear this rollout more than the cow's one.

Stifled: Mr. Grenade is such a bro.

Preston: If only there was an easier method to make Graveler evolve into Golem. Sigh.

Mana: So hard to place. Pro: He's awesome looking and powerful. Con: MASS EXPLOSIONS = INSTANT DEATH

Magmortar: It’s not even an actual golem. Served me well on my playthrough of SoulSilver, though, and it’s generally not a terrible Pokemon.

Paratroopa: really tried hard on the name there didn't they

Raka: Ugly b****

Anagram: I honestly don't even know what the hell Golem is supposed to be. Its head is just exactly the right shape and size to be hideous.

Bane: A huge rock ball with a head, arms and legs sticking out. Dunno how it got that from Geodude and Graveler, but ok.

73. Gastly (Score: 3066)
Average Ranking: 74.78 (St. Dev: 34.99) NFE Rank: 27/83 Ghost Rank: 3/3 Poison Rank: 10/33 Gastly Line: 3/3

5-TUM 16-Kate 27-Inviso 27-Bane 28-Comm 30-Cybat 42-Charon 42-Darkx 44-TexWolf 47-Wizards 48-Mega Mana 51-Starfox 51-Anagram 52-Preston 57-Karo 62-Logicblade 62-Stifled 62-Xuxon 67-Sanity 71-MSG 75-Ecksgem 75-Scarlet 80-Xeybozn 80-Paul 85-Mnk 88-Poke 97-JONA 97-MI 97-Suor 98-Natwaf 102-Magmortar75 103-Gen 105-Red 110-Raka 120-Ermine 120-Tennis 120-Paratroopa 125-Cody 130-Drak 131-Flubbin 137-Wickle

Bane: So comical yet haunting, a great “spirit” Pokemon and indication of what’s to come.

Preston: Gastly was insanely overpowered in Pokemon Stadium 2. You could breeze through Baby Cup (which uses only Level 5 Pokemon) with just Gastly. There were only like 40 different Pokémon to select from and Gastly would be a wildebeest and make everyone look like jabronis.

Stifled: Rick Gastly. Never gonna give you up…lol yes I am. Evolve into Haunter plz.

Aside from the fact that I had to identify and use the Sliph Scope EVERY TIME I encountered a Gastly in the Pokemon Tower? >_> Gastly is pretty cool. I wished you could catch wild Gengar in the Pokémon Tower.

Natwaf: NFE Trash. Still, that troll one in the anime brought us Venustoise, so major points for that.

Magmortar: What a lightweight, even with that…tooth, and having a physical tongue, and being able to punch people. Not to combat, though! Also great training fodder for special attackers in fourth gen games.

Gen: the most simple Ghost design to date... not bad!

Red: I generally dislike ghost types, but I dislike the RBY ghost type in particular. Gastly is an unremarkable ball of gas. Makes him more interesting than some pokemon, but still.

Raka: http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/2e/2e895ad9b8f15dbb07b15f86eba0c94ed3661880_full.jpg

Paratroopa: kinda like its scarier gen 1 sprite more

Wickle: I hated its anime appearance, I hated finding a million of these going up Vermillion Tower, I hated that it was basically the only ghost-type to appear in Morty's Gym since it was the only one that existed at the time, etc. Only thing good about it is itsghastly name. ohohohoho.

72. Seadra (Score: 3066)
Average Ranking: 74.78 (St. Dev: 37.25) NFE Rank: 26/83 Water Rank: 17/32 Horsea Line (Gen I): 1/2

1-Ermine 11-Mnk 23-Wickle 28-Natwaf 35-Red 35-Charon 45-Ecksgem 45-Tennis 46-Starfox 47-Cody 48-Suor 49-Preston 50-Scarlet 52-JONA 52-Magmortar75 56-Kate 59-Paratroopa 65-Gen 69-MSG 70-Poke 70-Wizards 74-TUM 77-Flubbin 79-Xuxon 82-TexWolf 82-Sanity 82-Bane 86-Logicblade 87-Drak 92-Cybat 92-Darkx 104-Comm 115-MI 118-Anagram 120-Karo 126-Raka 127-Paul 136-Inviso 142-Stifled 144-Mega Mana 145-Xeybozn

Wickle: Seahorse, lovely little Seahorse.

Natwaf: note serious face. I love the design. Those eyes, the fins... though it's more like bias due to his evo later on.

Red: I like Seadras design, I wish it had better stats. Unfortunately it evolves into Kingdra which is awful.

Starfox: I have to give it this: its design is a hell of a lot better than Kingdra’s.

Preston: <3 Water Types <3

Paratroopa: pretty much the fiercest depiction of a seahorse ever

Gen: I love that fierce look in its eyes. If it were half that fierce in battle I'd actually use one for more than water HM loading.

Bane: Tough seahorse, which is pretty cool. Also a nice shade of blue.

Anagram: Decently designed, but something about it never clicked for me

Raka: Meh.co.uk

Stifled: One of the few lines where I slightly prefer the original to the evolution. That said, I don’t like either that much.

71. Venomoth (Score: 3061)
Average Ranking: 74.66 (St. Dev: 36.74) Fully Evolved Rank: 46/68 Bug Rank: 5/12 Poison Rank: 9/33 Venonat Line: 1/2

7-Poke 8-Paratroopa 13-Ermine 24-Xeybozn 31-Mnk 34-Ecksgem 36-Cybat 45-Raka 46-Suor 49-Natwaf 50-Magmortar75 51-MSG 52-Wickle 52-Mega Mana 57-Scarlet 58-Charon 62-Bane 66-Xuxon 70-Gen 70-Flubbin 73-Stifled 76-Tennis 80-Anagram 85-Darkx 87-JONA 87-MI 91-Starfox 94-Kate 96-Karo 96-TexWolf 98-Logicblade 98-Paul 101-Sanity 102-Wizards 103-Drak 123-TUM 123-Cody 135-Comm 139-Red 144-Preston 149-Inviso

Paratroopa: better than butterfree suck it butterfree

Raka: Metapod's evolution.

Natwaf: IT'S BUTTERFREE! Cuter than the Butterfree we got as well.

Wickle: Koga gave me a lot of respect for this Pokemon. It is the reason he rose into being an Elite 4 member.

Mana: Though I actually dislike Venomoth, to the point he's in my bottom eleven... All-Terrain Venomoth the Dragon-slayer deserves to be ranked above his prey. Plus, he's REALLY Butterfree.

Bane: Yet another elegant Pokemon, even though its eyes are kind of creepy. but its wings and purple color make up for it. (I just realized I love the color purple on Pokemon).

Gen: Bland and boring on any terrain, sorry. Pretty shade of purple though.

Stifled: I like it, not sure why.

Anagram: Fun fact: when I was eleven, I memorized all of the pokemon that existed at the time. Then I challenged myself to name all of them. Venonat and Venomoth were the only ones I couldn't remember. They aren't bad enough to hate and they aren't good enough to give a crap about.

Red: Kind of a lame bug line.

Preston: Third rate Butterfree wannabe.

70. Ponyta (Score: 2968)
Average Ranking: 72.39 (St. Dev: 32.80) NFE Rank: 25/83 Fire Rank: 11/12 Ponyta Line: 2/2

11-Karo 16-MI 29-Cybat 30-Magmortar75 30-Tennis 32-Preston 32-Inviso 45-Comm 46-Scarlet 48-Poke 51-Raka 53-Red 54-Mnk 59-Anagram 60-TexWolf 60-Bane 62-JONA 66-Gen 68-Logicblade 68-Xuxon 71-Starfox 71-Charon 72-Kate 75-Cody 76-MSG 77-Ecksgem 79-Drak 84-TUM 86-Ermine 88-Sanity 98-Paratroopa 99-Suor 99-Flubbin 100-Paul 110-Natwaf 114-Stifled 117-Wickle 127-Xeybozn 130-Wizards 132-Mega Mana 143-Darkx

Magmortar: It’s a pony, damnit! Also gives a lot of EXP when defeated, so for that I like having it around early in the games.

Preston: The feud between CommodoreTN and PrestonStarry is more entertaining than any episode of Total Divas. Be A Star Commodore.

https://community.wwe.com/diversity/programs/be-star

Anyways. Ponyta is a fire horse. Great design and Ponyta’s speed attribute is excellent. What else to say here? Ponyta is a very solid Pokémon overall.

Raka: What is friendhsip all about?

Red: Its a fire pony. You kind of get what you have advertised there.

Bane: Small fire horse! Badass and cute! Another one that could be ranked higher for me.

Gen: Something about its eyes kinda freak me out. They have like... doll's eyes...

Paratroopa: do fans of ponyta call themselves bronytas

Natwaf: NFE Trash with a cameo in My Little Pony. Or... Maybe it was Rapidash.

Stifled: Horse you can't sit on.

69. Pinsir (Score: 2968)
Average Ranking: 72.27 (St. Dev: 38.30) Fully Evolved Rank: 45/68 Bug Rank: 4/12

5-Sanity 11-JONA 15-Comm 17-Cybat 18-Paul 19-Paratroopa 32-Flubbin 33-Magmortar75 37-TexWolf 41-Darkx 43-Natwaf 49-Inviso 56-MSG 56-Stifled 62-Charon 64-Raka 68-Mnk '''69-Xeybozn 69-Kate''' 70-Bane 71-Xuxon 73-Logicblade 73-Ecksgem 78-Ermine 79-Wickle 80-TUM 81-Poke 85-Red 86-Scarlet 91-Tennis 95-Wizards 99-Anagram 103-Preston 107-Starfox 112-Karo 123-Mega Mana 128-Cody 133-Suor 138-MI 147-Drak 147-Gen

Sanity: Muh Bugz

Paratroopa: they don't make enough absolutely horrifying pokemon like pinsir anymore

Magmortar: If you ask me, few Pokemon deserved to get a ridiculous Mega Evolution (or boost of similar scale) quite like Pinsir did. It’s this awesome Pokemon who has been in the shadows for basically every generation, except for 6 of course. It’s just a bone crusher. You do not want to be in a dark alley with a Pinsir. Being decent enough while having no STAB whatsoever for three gens is big coolness points, too

Natwaf: pinsir was just kinda there to me. Sure, it looked intimidating, ut eh.... AND THEN MEGA PINSIR. Scary as **** and legit dangerous.

Stifled: I would crap my pants if I ever encountered this thing in real life. He belongs in Resident Evil 4.

Raka: Inferior Scyther.

Bane: Scary but cool, but I would hate running into this thing myself.

Wickle: Creepiest bug type, and hence why I like it as much as I do. The first Guillotine... and it's mega is awesome.

Red: Why couldnt he just have good moves. Why didn they give Heracross stuff to be good and never fix Pinsir? Will never know.

Preston: Pinsir sounds like Spencer. I’m sure you’re all aware why I bothered to reference that in my write-up of Spenc…I mean Pinsir. I always preferred to play as Scyther instead of Pinsir in that Pokémon Stadium 2 log mini-game anyway. Overall? I’m iffy towards Pinsir. So meh.

Starfox: I hate bugs. I mean the real life ones. They creep the hell out of me. With the Pokemon, they’re genrally cartoonish enough that it doesn’t really affect me. Pinsir is the exception here. Now it still got points for looking pretty badass, but… its Mega? That s*** is straight out of hell. That thing is horrifying.

Anagram: I never saw the appeal.

68. Dratini (Score: 2953)
Average Ranking: 72.02 (St. Dev: 33.33) NFE Rank: 24/83 Dragon Rank: 3/3 Dratini line: 3/3

3-Paratroopa 16-Drak 22-Karo 23-Bane 30-Wizards 31-MI 31-Ecksgem 37-Darkx 39-Cybat 46-TUM 48-Starfox 55-Preston 57-Tennis 58-Anagram 58-Suor 60-MSG 66-Stifled 67-Natwaf 68-Gen 74-Inviso 75-Charon 77-Poke 78-JONA 80-TexWolf 82-Comm 83-Ermine 89-Wickle 89-Flubbin 90-Kate 90-Xuxon 91-Mega Mana 95-Sanity 96-Raka 97-Magmortar75 100-Cody 119-Logicblade 120-Red 122-Paul 123-Scarlet 128-Xeybozn 140-Mnk

Paratroopa: basically a smaller and cuter dragonair, which doesn't spoil my rankings at all

Bane: The start of a legacy. I also think it’s adorable with its big nose. While still starting to show the elegance it later develops (and then loses again).

Preston: Sorry Preston, Gamefaqs doesn't like Wingdings.

Stifled: I had a plushie of him as a kid. KFC had a set of four.

Natwaf: Cute NFE Trash

Gen: It's a worm. A cute worm, but a worm all the same. In fact I think it might be based on a parasitic worm but don't quote me on that because I have literally nothing to back that up except that it looks like this thing I saw once. Anyway uh... I lost my train of thought whoops.

Wickle: Adorbs. Our first Dragon.

Raka: So tiny and cute~ I want to bring it home.

Magmortar: It’s cute enough, I’d suppose.

Red: A Pokemon I've grown to like less and less over the years. Its just so damn inferior to Dragonair.

67. Ditto (Score: 2910)
Average Ranking: 70.98 (St. Dev: 40.96) Fully Evolved Rank: 44/68 Normal Rank: 11/22

7-Inviso 8-Cody 17-Natwaf 23-Darkx 24-Scarlet 31-Anagram 34-Paul 36-Stifled 36-Bane 37-Cybat 37-Ecksgem 37-Sanity 41-Raka 42-TUM 43-Drak 45-Magmortar75 52-Red 55-Xeybozn 57-MI 62-Starfox 62-Flubbin 64-Kate 67-Suor 69-TexWolf 74-Gen 80-Charon 81-Mega Mana 96-MSG 102-Logicblade 108-JONA 109-Karo 109-Mnk 113-Wizards 115-Xuxon 118-Ermine 121-Wickle 123-Preston 134-Paratroopa 143-Comm 147-Poke 151-Tennis

Natwaf: Gimmicky as all hell, and not a good one when it was first introduced. Then breeding was introduced. Then they keep retooling the breeding process. Then they gave it Impostor. Nothing quite says "**** you setup sweeper!" quite like a Choice Scarf Impostor Ditto.


 * hugs my foreign 6 IV Impostor Ditto*

Anagram: Daycare bicycle

Stifled: Makes breeding so much easier. Plus fighting yourself can be tricky when it uses Transform.

Bane: It can technically be every ranking, since it can copy any Pokemon. With great power comes a great ranking.

Raka: Love its gimmick.

Drak: this would obviously be much lower if I were just rating on Gen I, but eevee/starter/etc. duplicator yes please

Magmortar: Easy breeding. Really, all you need for it to be this high

Red: A pokemon that was worthless until we got the ability to breed our Pokemon. Now it is the Pokemon we throw into the daycare so it can transform and fool our Pokemon into breeding with it.

Gen: I always name mine Mac Daddy/Pimpmeister/Big Papa

Wickle: More like d**** (yes that's five letters and ends with an 'o') amirite?

Preston: I didn’t know you could make babies at daycare.

Paratroopa: not great on its own, but most pokemon are improved when they have ditto's face

Tennis: Completely boring and useless in Gen I. Mirror matches are boring in any form of competition. Plus it glitched my Red version out. I don't know if that happened to other people or if it only happened to me.

66. Mcchmmp (Score: 2884)
Average Ranking: 70.34 (St. Dev: 40.96) Fully Evolved Rank: 43/68 Fighting Rank: 4/8 Machop Line: 1/3

3-Magmortar75 13-Tennis 16-Wickle 16-Wizards 19-Natwaf 19-Scarlet 28-Xeybozn 32-Mega Mana 32-MSG 32-Kate 33-Cody 40-Raka 45-Sanity 46-Paul 47-Stifled 53-Ecksgem 53-Flubbin 56-Anagram 60-Darkx 61-Comm 69-Mnk 71-Preston 71-Cybat 73-Suor 75-Starfox 79-Logicblade 84-TexWolf 90-Inviso 92-JONA 99-Drak 105-Gen 111-Poke 112-Bane 115-Red 118-Paratroopa 119-Charon 127-TUM 133-Karo 143-Ermine 147-MI 147-Xuxon

Magmortar: DynamicPunch, with that much power and No Guard, is a thing of beauty, and turned Machamp from a Pokemon I already liked a lot into a very strong contender for my favorite Fighting-type Pokemon and definitely one of my Monsters of Mass Destruction. It’s just so fun to toy around with. It has four arms, and they move fast, too. You think you can survive in the ring against one? Thought so.

Natwaf: Looks badass. Those arms. That head. No Guard + Dynamic Punch. Actually can take some hits. Muh Champ. Although the existence of female of the species for it's line is kinda... yeah.

Mana: The Incredible Hulk.

Raka: What a champ.

Stifled: Scott Steiner no longer has the largest arms in the world.

Preston: I always preferred Primeape as my go-to fighter. Primeape was in the TV show and it was a necessity to beat Brock back in Yellow. And to get Machamp? It suffered from the tormented task of trading your Pokémon in exchange of someone else’s to make it evolve.

Gen: You know... I imagine its entire line smells like sweat. But twice as many armpits = twice as much B.O.

Bane: Super dude bro activate! Do you even lift bra? Hell yeah he does, double what you can I bet.

Paratroopa: has two more arms than machoke, therefore it is better, math

Karo: Pokemon shoudn't wear people clothes. Even if you have four arms.

65. Poliwrath (Score: 2822)
Average Ranking: 68.83 (St. Dev: 36.99) Fully Evolved Rank: 42/68 Fighting Rank: 3/8 Water Rank: 16/32 Poliwag Line (Gen I): 1/3

2-Flubbin 5-Magmortar75 10-Wizards 12-Paul 19-Wickle 24-Cybat 25-Natwaf 26-MSG 26-Tennis 26-Mnk 47-Xeybozn 48-Scarlet 51-Cody 57-Poke 58-Starfox 58-Preston 62-Red 62-Comm 66-Mega Mana 67-TUM 70-Sanity 74-JONA 74-Raka 80-Bane 83-Anagram 83-Karo 83-Suor 85-Gen 87-Charon 96-Darkx 99-Logicblade 100-Ecksgem 106-Drak 107-Kate 110-Ermine 113-Xuxon 118-MI 122-TexWolf 125-Inviso 126-Paratroopa 130-Stifled

Flubbin: Politoed? Who the f*** is Politoed? It’s all about that Poliwrath. Poliwrath is a cool dude guy. He will always be the champion of my heart. http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/4/45/Tad_Poliwrath.png/200px-Tad_Poliwrath.png

Magmortar: Poliwrath is not the most memorable Gen 1 Pokemon, but it’s definitely a unique one. That typing just oozes coolness (I often have to be manually reminded it is now shared with a pony), and its balanced stat spread made it very odd among Fighters for a long time. It’s also a Fighter with access to a sleep move. Always awesome for those Focus Punches (which really hurt even off only 85 base attack before XY). It looks pissed off in basically every sprite it has ever had. It gives me the impression it’s angry about why people never consider it one of the best Pokemon in terms of just how much it stands out.

Wickle: The anger, the Fighting. I actually noticed him in Gen 2 thanks to Chuck and figured he'd become my second fighting type to use.

Preston: I wonder who the chief executive at Board 8 is. We need to declare one. Anyways. Poliwrath is a pretty good Pokémon minus the grouchy expression on it’s face. The scowl look on Poliwrath reminds me how Kirby always looks angry on box arts of Kirby games.

Raka: Angry Poliwhirl.

Bane: One look at this guy and you KNOW he means business. But forever I will hold a slight resentment to it as Chuck’s Poliwrath from G/S/C would always mess me up with Mind Reader and Surf as I always had Typhlosion. Boo Poliwrath.

Anagram: The exemplar of pokemon that are just bigger, angrier versions of their preevos.

Gen: Dark angry Poliwhirl. People slight Whirl for not being different enough from its FE, but that's silly. Wrath is the copycat.

Paratroopa: slightly fiercer looking poliwhirl good job

Stifled: Angry tadpole monster thing.

64. Rhydon (Score: 2816)
Average Ranking: 68.68 (St. Dev: 38.63) NFE: 23/83 Rock Rank: 3/11 Ground Rank: 6/14 Rhyhorn Line (Gen I): 1/2

11-Wickle 13-Mega Mana 18-Starfox 21-Raka 22-TexWolf 23-Wizards 26-Xeybozn 29-Drak 31-Comm 32-Magmortar75 35-JONA 35-Gen 37-Paul 49-Flubbin 52-Charon 54-Ermine 56-Suor 58-Natwaf 58-Paratroopa 58-Bane 59-Darkx 63-Red 65-Karo 70-Logicblade 79-Scarlet 81-Kate 88-Cybat 91-Ecksgem 93-Stifled 94-TUM 98-Tennis 99-MI 99-Poke 112-Cody 120-Preston 123-Anagram 124-MSG 132-Mnk 135-Inviso 135-Xuxon 138-Sanity

Wickle: His stance is just excellent. Not sure what else.

Raka: Cooler than Rhyhorn but still bland

Magmortar: Just one of the sickest concepts ever. Lots of options too and Eviolite gave it a real boost. Just awesome.

Natwaf: Your other counter against Zapdos. AIM FOR THE HORN and what not.

Paratroopa: don't think I'd want to ride on one of these things ha ha ha ha ugh

Bane: How to make a Pokemon look like a badass: Add a drill on its head! I really like his design, much more than Rhyhorn.

Stifled: Kinda like Nidoking only a less interesting color.

Preston: Fun Fact: Rhydon was the first Pokémon that was ever designed. Statues of Rhydon are seen every time you take a step into a Pokémon Gym. On the other hand? Rhydon and Charizard have the exact same battle cry.

Tsk tsk tsk Game Freak tsk tsk tsk

63. Kingler (Score: 2811)
Average Ranking: 68.56 (St. Dev: 32.00) Fully Evolved Ranking: 41/68 Water Rank: 15/32 Krabby Line: 1/2

9-Xuxon 18-Wickle 20-Paratroopa 23-Starfox 24-JONA 24-Magmortar75 28-Stifled 35-TexWolf 40-Cody 44-Paul 46-Preston 47-Anagram 48-Flubbin 55-Natwaf 56-Red 56-Mnk 57-Inviso 58-Sanity 65-MSG 68-Kate 69-Ermine 72-Karo 75-Suor 76-Scarlet 82-Raka 83-Mega Mana 85-Wizards 86-TUM 86-Charon 88-Tennis 93-Comm 96-Xeybozn 103-Logicblade 103-MI 104-Ecksgem 104-Darkx 107-Bane 111-Drak 115-Cybat 120-Gen 132-Poke

Wickle: CRABHAMMER. That is all.

Paratroopa: toes the line between cute and horrifying in a way I'm quite fond of

Magmortar: Giant claw to break buildings with. I really wish this thing were better (give it Ice Punch, or make it a little faster, Aqua Jet even), but Kingler is just great. Also an anime highlight to me, seeing Ash pull it out in his first Elite Four challenge (while still a Krabby!) was awesome

Stifled: G00kie g00kie! He’s awesome in-game and Ash’s Kingler was one of his best Pokemon. So naturally he didn’t use him much.

Raka: Fierce.

Preston: http://www.pokedit.com/boards/ckfinder/userfiles/2/images/kingler.png

Bane: Has a huge underbite, I imagine it would be hard to chew food. But a huge crab is a huge crab. You could probably attack its weak point for massive damage.

Gen: This is literally just a crab. With a crown crest. Why do people love this thing!?

62. Persian (Score: 2801)
Average Ranking: 68.32 (St. Dev: 37.11) Fully Evolved Ranking: 40/68 Normal Rank: 10/22 Meowth Line: 2/2

2-TexWolf 13-Karo 13-Inviso 17-Kate 18-Preston 19-Red 19-Charon 26-Ecksgem 26-Paul 39-Scarlet 41-Gen 43-MI 44-Bane 47-MSG 51-Drak 57-Magmortar75 60-Mnk 61-Anagram 61-Xuxon 63-Tennis 74-Wizards 75-Cybat 81-Flubbin 84-Logicblade 84-JONA 85-Xeybozn 86-Raka 87-Mega Mana 96-Poke 97-Wickle 101-Stifled 102-Ermine 102-Starfox 102-Natwaf 102-Comm 106-Paratroopa 108-Sanity 109-Darkx 110-Suor 141-Cody 149-TUM

Preston: I love Cats

Gen: I sure do like big cats. Weird it's not Purrsian though.

Bane: Again, I love cats. So Persian only makes sense to me, especially as Giovanni had his own Persian that was similar to a pet cat to him.

Anagram: It's nowhere near as good as Meowth. I wish every single cat didn't evolve into something uglier.

Raka: Pretty nice looking.

Wickle: I hate its design... honestly... The only points it gets is being Giovanni's thing in the anime.

Stifled: I love cats but I've never been overly fond of jerk cat.

Starfox: Ew cats.

Natwaf: Ehh. It's sleek and all, but I honestly thought it's a boring design. Still, dat Slash in gen 1.

Paratroopa: this is the best pokemon could do with a cat? Ok

61. Meowth (Score: 2788)
Average Ranking: 68.00 (St. Dev: 43.92) NFE Ranking: 22/68 Normal Rank: 9/22 Meowth Line: 1/2

4-Inviso 8-Darkx 11-Anagram 11-Preston 12-TexWolf 12-Xuxon 15-MSG 21-Bane 27-Ecksgem 30-Paul 36-Karo 36-Xeybozn 38-Stifled 41-Red 43-Charon 44-Drak 46-Poke 49-Logicblade 57-Ermine 59-JONA 68-TUM 69-Magmortar75 72-Gen 75-Mega Mana 78-MI 80-Cody 83-Natwaf 83-Raka 92-Flubbin 94-Cybat 100-Tennis 109-Kate 111-Starfox 116-Paratroopa 124-Suor 129-Sanity 133-Mnk 133-Scarlet 142-Wizards 147-Wickle 150-Comm

Anagram: One of the best designs in the series. It's probably viable to be in Smash, even, though it never will be.

Preston: The only Pokemon that could learn how to talk like a human in the anime. That being Meowth. I remember in the “Go West Young Meowth” episode that Meowth learned how to talk like an human simply by reciting “she sells seashells by the seashore” and Meowth has been able to talk like a human ever since. I loved Meowth’s personality in the show. He was a con artist, aristocrat, smart-aleck, funny, ladies man and even learned how to use the guitar. But at that same time when Meowth would act tough on the show, Meowth would show that he had a heart of gold from time to time.

<3 Meowth <3

Meowth for SSB5 please. If there was any other Pokemon from Gen 1 that needs to be in Smash? That spot should definitely go to Meowth.

Bane: Personality! So while most of my liking for him might come from the anime (such a good character especially once you know his backstory before Team Rocket), I love cats and his design is nice.

Stifled: Kitty! Also a vital member of Team Rocket.

Magmortar: I’ll always wonder what it’d be like if this thing were in Smash Bros. instead of Jigglypuff (playable, that is).

Gen: I feel like if it weren't for the anime this guy would be wholly unremarkable. Luckily anime Meowth is boss, but the species itself is... well wholly unremarkable.

Raka: Meowth! That's right! Also, pay day is a fun gimmick move.

Starfox: Ew talking cats.

Paratroopa: meowth dat's right

Sanity: His voice was so annoying on the show. He was kind of worthless too I guess.

Wizards: New Jersey accents never make anything better.

Wickle: Meanwhile... this Poke. If there's anything to frustrate me more... it's this worthless thing's popularity for being the most annoying Pokemon in the anime. I'd ask if he got dropped on his head and doesn't have a point of common sense... but that's how he got his ability to speak human after all, so already proven so.

60. Farfetch'd / DUX (Score: 2745)
Average Ranking: 66.95 (St. Dev: 41.63) Fully Evolved Ranking: 39/68 Normal Rank: 8/22 Flying Rank: 12/19

1-JONA 1-Paratroopa 2-Poke 15-Ermine 15-Darkx 21-Sanity 22-TUM 27-Paul 28-Magmortar75 30-Mega Mana 31-Bane 37-Natwaf 37-Suor 44-Anagram 47-Inviso 49-Stifled 49-Xuxon 51-Scarlet 53-Wickle 60-MI 69-Karo 69-Charon 71-Red 71-Kate 77-MSG 87-Starfox 90-Drak 90-Raka 92-TexWolf 92-Cody 93-Ecksgem 95-Logicblade 105-Tennis 106-Flubbin 113-Mnk 118-Xeybozn 127-Preston 130-Gen 135-Wizards 144-Cybat 151-Comm

Paratroopa: if a pokemon based on a japanese myth about a duck with a leek that shows up at peoples' houses so they can eat it is not your favorite pokemon, you need to re-evaluate your priorities

Magmortar: It’s a duck. With a stick. Is it awful? Yes. But it’s just so cool that you can’t just dump it in Badmon Land feat. Delibird and call it a day. It deserves respect. It also deserves an evolution. Turned into an entire three-stage line, actually

Bane: Such a weird Pokemon, and that’s why I like it. No evolution, which I like, making it more unique. And the fact that it carries and protects a leek is really adorable/awesome.

Natwaf: DUXDUXDUX. Where my Mega Farfetch'd at? It's weak and useless as all hell, but it's hilarious in that regard.

Anagram: I don't understand people who insist it needs an evolution. The entire point is that it's useless.

Stifled: Leek spin Dux!

Wickle: He's already readied himself to be an excellent meal. (in all seriousness, I love his leek, but he's a meh Flying-type).

Raka: Evolution please.

Preston: The ugly duckling

Gen: Ditch the unibrow, then we'll talk about possible evolutions.

Comm: Never understood love. Hated the fixed nickname in RBY, horribly useless in battle, and a gimmick that completely failed for me.

59. Dewgong (Score: 2709)
Average Ranking: 66.07 (St. Dev: 42.25) Fully Evolved Ranking: 38/68 Water Rank: 15/32 Ice Rank: 4/5 Seel Line: 1/2

4-Poke 6-MI 6-Paratroopa 9-Kate 19-Bane 22-Charon 25-Karo 26-Inviso 27-Logicblade 27-Gen 29-Raka 37-Comm 38-Tennis 42-Starfox 42-Preston 43-Ermine 46-Red 49-Paul 53-MSG 53-Drak 59-Suor 66-Anagram 66-Flubbin 68-Ecksgem 71-Wickle 77-Mega Mana 79-Stifled 79-Sanity 87-TexWolf 95-JONA 101-Xuxon 106-Wizards 110-Cybat 114-Natwaf 117-Scarlet 118-Cody 124-TUM 136-Darkx 139-Magmortar75 143-Xeybozn 151-Mnk

Poke: The BOSS is the mastermind behind organized crime in the Pokemon world.

Paratroopa: I like things that are super happy about everything

Bane: Doofy looking but cute at the same time with a slight touch of elegance. And I have an inside joke with one of my friend’s about Dewgong, specifically it’s call. “Dewgong gong gong!”.......Yeah, it’s kind of dumb.

Raka: Elegant dugong.

Preston: DEW GONG GONG GONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTlGlWn0hLU

Stifled: So pretty. I wish it was more useful in battle.

Natwaf: Better face than Seel, but I still don't like it's design. It's not... majestic enough. And lol Water/Ice. So bad. And what's up with the anime cry?

Magmortar: I like the species it is based on. It just happens to represented by a piece of malarkey in terms of every other field. Damnit.

58. Hitmonchan (Score: 2706)
Average Ranking: 66.00 (St. Dev: 35.68) Fully Evolved Ranking: 37/68 Fighting Rank: 2/8 Tyrogue Line (Gen I): 2/2

6-TUM 8-JONA 12-Scarlet 14-Paul 21-Wizards 29-Flubbin 30-Cody 32-Raka 33-Gen 35-MSG 38-Anagram 39-Preston 42-Magmortar75 44-Inviso 47-Darkx 50-Stifled 56-Logicblade 56-Xeybozn 56-Sanity 62-Natwaf 63-Charon 70-TexWolf 71-Comm 72-Wickle 77-Tennis 80-Starfox 81-Drak 84-Suor 85-Cybat 92-Kate 93-Poke 96-Ecksgem 100-MI 100-Xuxon 102-Mnk 106-Bane 110-Mega Mana 114-Red 126-Ermine 127-Paratroopa 147-Karo

Raka: It wears an ugly skirt, points deducted.

Gen: So cute for a Fighting type!

Preston: I think I like both Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan fairly equally. But then I suddenly remembered that Hitmonlee was in Super Smash Bros. 64 and he was SIMPLY DIVINE so Hitmonlee gets a slightly higher mark than Chan does.

Magmortar: I like boxing characters in video games and it’s even a shout-out to Little Mac (note the Pokedex number). ‘nuff said.

Stifled: I want to see Little Mac fight him.

Natwaf: I LOVE his card. So imba. Meh on the pokemon in-game though.

Wickle: I chose this boxer, but was disappointed I couldn't use him right off the bat (since Psychic Gym next door). I kind of lost interest in him past the whole Jackie/Bruce thing though. Why couldn't he be Hitmonali or some other boxer?

Bane: Would be cooler if Hitmonlee didn’t exist. Also looks like it’s wearing skirt. Kind of hard to take seriously while boxing. Not that people in skirts can;t be tough and serious, it’s just more rare.

Paratroopa: dear strong bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on

Karo: Pokemon shoudn't wear people clothes.

57. Slowbro (Score: 2697)
Average Ranking: 65.78 (St. Dev: 33.33) Fully Evolved Ranking: 36/68 Water Rank: 14/32 Psychic Rank: 6/14 Slowpoke Line (Gen I): 1/2

10-Sanity 13-Flubbin 15-Wizards 16-Natwaf 21-Xuxon 25-Xeybozn 34-Mnk 37-Karo 40-Paratroopa 45-Red 46-MI 47-Ermine 47-Magmortar75 48-Logicblade 48-Paul 49-Tennis 53-Suor 53-TUM 55-Wickle 55-Anagram '''57-Starfox 57-Stifled''' 65-Charon 67-MSG 71-JONA 78-Cody 78-Kate 84-Comm 85-Scarlet 89-Raka 95-Cybat 99-Ecksgem 100-Drak 104-Mega Mana 106-Darkx 109-Preston 110-Bane 114-Gen 120-Inviso 122-Poke 130-TexWolf

Natwaf: FUNBRO INSTABAN! Pretty great Tank to have. It getting a Mega was kind of... what, but when I used it in Stadium it rocked the competition.

Paratroopa: slowpoke, but funnier

Magmortar: I don’t why it gets Fire attacks, but hey. It’s a neat bulky water

Wickle: He's a bro, and I love how he was said to have evolved because a Shellder bit his tail. Although the shell doesn't look like a Shellder, so I'm not as impressed as I could have been.

Stifled: Slowking is better but Bro has some charm too.

Raka: Take it slow, bro.

Preston: *sigh*

Bane: Ouch man, having to evolve by something latching onto your tail? That’s rough bro. Still looks happy and doofy.

Gen: Things I like about Slowbro: That funny anime scene showing how it evolves. Things I don't like: that its evolution obscures Slowpoke's cutest feature. Dangit. =/

56. Hitmonlee (Score: 2697)
Average Ranking: 65.78 (St. Dev: 35.66) Fully Evolved Ranking: 35/68 Fighting Rank: 1/8 Tyrogue Line (Gen I): 1/2

4-TUM 15-Paul 18-Xeybozn 22-Magmortar75 24-Xuxon 25-Flubbin 29-Scarlet 30-Raka 36-TexWolf 38-Preston 39-Inviso 39-Bane 39-Darkx 42-Wizards 51-Natwaf 51-Poke 54-JONA 55-Logicblade 55-Sanity 56-Cody 57-Cybat 57-Ecksgem 61-Gen 67-Tennis 72-Charon 77-Kate 79-Ermine 85-MSG 85-Comm 91-Suor 92-Mnk 98-Anagram 100-Starfox 104-Wickle 104-Stifled 111-Mega Mana 117-Paratroopa 121-Red 122-MI 132-Drak 143-Karo

Magmortar: Hitmonchan may have the better range of attacks but Hitmonlee can punish Ghosts hard and that High Jump Kick is just absolutely horrifying. The design has always appealed to me. It has no mouth, but YOU are going to be the one screaming when you suddenly discover that it is capable of taking out your whole squad in one or two hits. Extra speed too.

Raka: It's quite cool.

Preston: Hitmonlee kicks so much butt in SSB64.

Bane: The clear superior between Lee and Chan. Even when I first had to pick them, I automatically knew Hitmonlee was better.

Natwaf: The kicking fiend himself. Just look at those sexy, sexy legs.

Gen: While I will acknowledge Lee is better from a technical standpoint I will forever prefer Chan because of that winning charm and personality. Not to mention the pokémon (ahyuck I made a funny)!

Anagram: People always said it was better than Hitmonchan, but man, people are wrong. Always its face is a foot, I don't care if only I see it.

Wickle: Bruce has no arms. He misdefines gravity and his body-head looks dumb. But Kicking moves are boss, so he gets props there.

Stifled: He kinda reminds me of a monster in Looney Tunes.

Paratroopa: I dunno

Karo: I have no mouth yet I must scream.

55. Kangaskhan (Score: 2697)
Average Ranking: 65.78 (St. Dev: 34.22) Fully Evolved Ranking: 34/68 Normal Rank: 8/22

10-JONA 16-Darkx 21-Stifled 22-Xeybozn 23-Drak 26-Starfox 31-Natwaf 32-Bane 37-Wickle 37-TUM 38-Suor 38-Paratroopa 40-Ermine 43-Inviso 49-Karo 50-Wizards 55-Kate 56-Raka 59-Magmortar75 61-Charon 62-Cybat 62-MI 66-MSG 67-Comm 71-Flubbin 77-Scarlet 81-Cody 83-Sanity 84-Mnk 85-Logicblade 90-Red 91-Anagram 94-TexWolf 97-Gen 106-Poke 107-Tennis 114-Ecksgem 118-Preston 123-Xuxon 134-Paul 141-Mega Mana

Stifled: Don't mess with momma.

Starfox: I’ve always liked its design quite a bit… plus its mega has a really cool ability, although I haven’t really used it before.

Natwaf: Remember that giant Kangaskhan robot Team Rocket used? Kangaskhan wasn't close to that threatening... UNTIL MEGA-MOM. HOLY **** they actually made it overpowered, thanks to the addition of Power-Up Punch. Mega Kanga worked wonders in my Maison Super Rotation team. I love you Mega-Mom! Of course, the base is still eh.

Bane: A mother that wants to protect its young. I really like the idea of it, but if it didn’t have that Kangaskhan itself isn’t ALL that fantastic but thankfully it has the baby.

Wickle: Kangaroos are cool. And her getting that mega was nice.

Paratroopa: good pokemon, better name

Raka: Left me speechless.

Gen: Bleh. I always thought it was highly overrated until the Mega actually gave people a reason to actually look forward to using it. Awesome pun for the name though.

Preston: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LSZBVWyvcU#t=1m40s

54. Sandshrew (Score: 2663)
Average Ranking: 64.95 (St. Dev: 42.19) NFE Ranking: 21/83 Ground Rank: 5/14 Sandshrew Line: 2/2

2-Ermine 3-Drak 6-Mega Mana 8-Comm 16-Karo 20-Starfox 22-Red 23-MI 24-Ecksgem 24-Suor 36-Gen 38-Logicblade 38-Kate 42-Paratroopa 43-Flubbin 45-Poke 47-Bane 49-JONA 55-Cybat 55-Mnk 57-MSG 57-Darkx 59-Stifled 64-Paul 65-Preston 67-Charon 68-Inviso 83-Tennis 92-Wizards 103-Xeybozn 108-Scarlet 113-Natwaf 116-Cody 116-Sanity 117-Xuxon 120-TUM 122-Raka 126-Magmortar75 132-Wickle 139-TexWolf 143-Anagram

Drak: http://i.imgur.com/q90OXHJ.jpg is my favorite pokemon card art. so cute.

Starfox: For me, Sandshrew is a great example of how to make a Pokemon look cute. You simply don’t overdo it. Sandshrew’s design is simple and works really well, unlike Pokemon that they design to intentionally look super cute, which just turns out annoying.

Gen: if I were the kind of person to only rank things on cuteness he'd be in my top five.

Paratroopa: cute enough

Bane: Plain but cute. And can burrow. Dunno why I like that but I do.

Stifled: I like yellow things. Also, SANDSHREW GET IN THE POOL!

Preston: I got a Sandshrew keychain from Burger King one time in my Kids’ Meal. I still have it. :)

http://s.ecrater.com/stores/195336/4dfffbbaedac6_195336n.jpg

Sandshrew is alright.Sandshrew is a cute little rascal but there’s just something less striking about it that it leaves me to think that Sandshrew can rest easy at this position.

Natwaf: NFE Trash. A.J.'s Sandshrew is awesome though. Even got a cameo in Yellow!

Raka: I'm at loss for words here.

Magmortar: Yeah, not sure what to say about it. To me Sandshrew kind of defines generic. It’s just a mammal that looks like rock.

53. Pidgeotto (Score: 2659)
Average Ranking: 64.85 (St. Dev: 32.88) NFE Ranking: 20/83 Normal Rank: 6/22 Flying Rank: 11/19 Pidgey Line: 2/3

1-Suor 6-Poke 24-Preston 28-Cody 31-Wickle 32-Gen 34-MI 34-Darkx 35-Ermine 35-Ecksgem 37-Charon 41-Bane 45-Logicblade 45-Mnk 48-Anagram 48-MSG 48-JONA 48-Comm 53-Starfox 54-Stifled 67-Xuxon 68-Flubbin 73-Inviso 73-Kate 75-Paratroopa 79-TUM 82-Wizards 83-TexWolf 83-Scarlet 85-Drak 86-Natwaf 87-Red 89-Paul 91-Sanity 96-Tennis 108-Raka 109-Mega Mana 118-Cybat 121-Karo 122-Magmortar75 137-Xeybozn

Preston: BIRD JESUS

Wickle: My first middle ever.

Gen: What feels like a long time ago, Otto was my fave of the line. I'm not sure when things changed exactly but I still regard it well obviously. I think Pidgeot looking more streamlined is what boosted it.

Bane: Great bird Pokemon, I love the slicked-back feathers on its head. Also the black marks around his eyes make him look hardcore.

Stifled: Ash's best supporting Pokemon early on.

Paratroopa: pidgeot but worse

Natwaf: NFE Trash of an inferior bird line. I never liked Ash's one as well.

Raka: It's a Pokemon I guess.

Magmortar: Uh, yeah. Nothing to say about this one. This line defines generic

52. Jigglypuff (Score: 2631)
Average Ranking: 64.17 (St. Dev: 47.49) NFE Ranking: 19/83 Normal Rank: 5/22 Fairy Rank: 1/5 Jigglypuff Line (Gen I): 1/2

1-Xuxon 3-Sanity 3-Darkx 5-Preston 5-Ecksgem 8-Kate 12-TUM 17-Cody 24-Inviso 27-MI 29-Anagram 30-Xeybozn 31-Suor 35-Natwaf 39-Red 41-Poke 43-Karo 44-Logicblade 45-JONA 48-Stifled 48-Bane 56-Cybat 60-Mega Mana 64-Flubbin 65-Comm 72-Mnk 74-MSG 84-Magmortar75 88-Wizards 90-Tennis 93-Raka 121-Paul 122-Charon 124-Paratroopa 134-Gen 135-Wickle 136-TexWolf 138-Ermine 138-Starfox 148-Drak 151-Scarlet

Sanity: One of my favs to use in Smash. Awesome in the show too.

'''Preston: OH MY GODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YES!!!!! THANK GOD THEY DIDN’T TAKE HER OUT IN SMASH 4!!!!! YAY!!!!!! JIGGLYPUFF IS AWESOME!!!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!'''

I love Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff is probably my 5th/6th best character in Brawl and I reckon it will stay that way in SSB4. I’m good at timing the Rest move and I love being able to pick up speed with the Rollout attack with sliding the analog stick, left and right. I mean come on. One guy even performed the Jigglypuff song on American Idol one time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4GdGSnhr_c

That alone puts Jigglypuff exactly where she belongs. At the top of my list at number five. Watch Commodore put Jigglypuff last place.

Anagram: As a kid, I just could not understand why it got into Smash.

Natwaf: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B6bG3Q8lTA

Stifled: I was confused about her being in Smash Bros. But I'm used to her. Plus she was fun in the anime.

Bane: Alright, it’s cute but who DOESN’T love how much of a little s*** it is on the anime? Amazing running gag and I would always smile when it appeared.

Magmortar: How it is still in Smash Bros. is beyond me, but hey, it is cool there. Without Smash Bros., though, it is probably a bottom 10 Gen 1 Pokemon. Yeah

Raka: It was good in the anime.

Paratroopa: mostly earns points for being fun to play in smash

Gen: What. A. B****.

Starfox: Ugh this thing. It already loses major points for doing the whole “so cute it’s annoying” thing. Throw in how obnoxious it is in the anime, and it’s pretty hard for me to not hate this thing. At least it’s better than Wigglytuff.

51. Psyduck (Score: 2616)
Average Ranking: 63.80 (St. Dev: 35.84) NFE Ranking: 18/83 Water Rank: 13/32 Psyduck Line: 2/2

7-Sanity 12-MSG 17-MI 17-Inviso 20-Darkx 22-JONA 22-Mnk 28-TUM 30-Suor 31-Xuxon 35-Preston 41-Logicblade 43-Mega Mana 45-Gen 47-Karo 49-Xeybozn 51-Ermine 52-Starfox 53-Anagram 55-Stifled 56-Charon 57-Paratroopa 64-Red 66-Bane 69-Cody 69-Paul 74-Comm 78-Flubbin 81-Tennis 85-Ecksgem 97-Natwaf 99-Magmortar75 101-Wickle 103-Poke 112-Cybat 113-TexWolf 113-Raka 116-Scarlet 124-Drak 127-Wizards 135-Kate

Sanity: Poor little guy.

Preston: Ah Psyduck. Psyduck was comedic relief but Psyduck was the good kind of comedic relief.

Gen: I really feel for the guy. His life is a literal never-ending headache.

Stifled: Psy-yai-yai!

Paratroopa: loses points for not actually bird. clearly platypus or something.

Bane: Misty’s Psyduck made him a lot better, but I never really got him much. And I say that as a duck-lover. Although I like that he’s chubby.

Flubbin: Fun fact, when I was a kid I went as Psyduck for Halloween once. Good times.

Natwaf: Good points: the anime. Bad points: the anime.

Wickle: He has the cute pieces that come off the anime, and his poor headache. Outside of that however... I've never had any interest in it. Its use through the anime got old for being used every ep.

Raka: It's fine, it's fine (it's fine, it's fine).

50. Moltres (Score: 2585)
Average Ranking: 63.05 (St. Dev: 36.33) Fully Evolved Rank: 33/83 Fire Rank: 10/12 Flying Rank: 10/19 Legendary Rank: 5/5

2-Cybat 5-Charon 8-Scarlet 12-Logicblade 15-Xuxon 25-Stifled 29-JONA 32-Paul 34-TUM 34-Poke 36-Flubbin 36-Raka 46-Cody '''50-Ermine 50-Wickle''' 51-Wizards 54-Anagram 54-Suor 54-Sanity 56-Preston 58-Karo 59-Kate 64-MSG 65-Bane 69-MI 72-Comm 73-Red 73-Xeybozn 79-Natwaf 82-Starfox 82-Ecksgem 88-Paratroopa 89-Darkx 91-TexWolf 96-Magmortar75 111-Inviso 119-Tennis 122-Gen 124-Mega Mana 138-Drak 148-Mnk

Stifled: So cool! Ha! Bet you think that would be a better comment for Articuno.

Raka: Worse than one bird and better than the other one.

Anagram: Moltres had a hard act to follow with Articuno and Zapdos, and it certainly failed.

Preston: I like Moltres. While not as much as Articuno or Zapdos? Moltres is still a mighty fine Pokémon. It was pretty useful in Super Smash Bros. Melee where if any opposing player comes in contact with Moltres? You are guaranteed a OHKO. Now if only Victory Road wasn’t hell to go through.

Bane: Fire bird which is cool but not as cool as Articuno (obviously)

Natwaf: Moltres always looked stupid to me. What a bad note to end the legendary bird trio on. Luckily, a MUCH better Phoenix will appear later. What a horrible movepool to boot. Fire/Flying is so damn redundant. That said, it will still **** you up. And I approve of it's hilariously simple Japanese name.

Starfox: Easily so much worse than the other two birds. Not even close here. And this is coming from someone who typically likes legendaries a lot.

Paratroopa: victory road fried chicken

49. Golduck (Score: 2561)
Average Ranking: 62.46 (St. Dev: 34.47) Fully Evolved Rank: 32/68 Water Rank: 12/32 Psyduck Line: 1/2

9-Mnk 12-Drak 19-Tennis 22-Ermine 27-Red 27-Scarlet 29-Magmortar75 31-Starfox 31-Mega Mana 31-Inviso 34-MSG 34-Preston 34-Flubbin 35-Stifled 39-Comm 42-Kate 46-Paratroopa 49-Cybat 54-Karo 57-Logicblade 57-JONA 63-Paul 64-Charon 65-TUM 71-Suor 72-Ecksgem 73-Bane 76-Wickle 78-Anagram 84-Gen 85-Raka 94-Wizards 94-Xuxon 100-Natwaf 101-Poke 110-MI 113-Darkx 117-Cody 120-Sanity 121-TexWolf 141-Xeybozn

Drak: this guy's almost as big a "success story" as gyarados. who would've thought literally psyduck would grow up into this.

Magmortar: Cool looking duck thing that blows your mind. Good for me. Kappa

Preston: Golduck is stylish and cool. I like that color. What is it? Electric Blue?

Stifled: He's so sleek and cool.

Paratroopa: is it a bird? sure I guess it's good enough

Bane: I like the shade of blue he is, and he is pretty cool. I like that he has red eyes

Wickle: He seems like he needs to be part Psychic.

Gen: I really WANT to like Golduck but something about its design has never clicked for me. However that one scene of the anime in which a Golduck rescues Misty from a fire and then macs on some nearby girls is amazing so yeah.

Raka: Eh, it's blue!

Natwaf: FE Trash. Cloud Nine gave it a... well, not really a niche, but it's something at least.

48. Electabuzz (Score: 2561)
Average Ranking: 62.46 (St. Dev: 37.17) NFE Rank: 17/83 Electric Rank: 5/9

5-Kate 13-Paul 19-Mega Mana 19-Cybat 25-JONA 27-Karo 28-Drak 30-Natwaf 31-Raka 32-TUM 32-TexWolf 32-Wizards 36-Magmortar75 36-Mnk 40-Stifled 40-Ecksgem 40-Suor 48-Preston 49-Charon 54-Poke 59-Logicblade 61-Starfox 62-Tennis 63-Wickle 67-Inviso 68-MSG 72-Darkx 73-Flubbin 75-Red 76-Cody 84-Scarlet 95-Anagram 98-Xeybozn 101-Comm 102-Gen 104-Bane 114-Ermine 128-Sanity 135-MI 142-Xuxon 146-Paratroopa

Natwaf: I LOVE the TCG card. Although I'm not entirely sure what the heck Electabuzz is supposed to be.

Raka: I also need to use this.

Magmortar: Being, by far, the most varied Electric type for a long time gives it big coolness points. It’s just a really cool Pokemon. It looks good, it’s got a very fitting cry, and of course it can hit things with a lot of things (which can be said for few other Electric-types; the number is greater now, but for a while, you were stuck with Electabuzz for a big movepool Electric).

Stifled: I love the part in Pokemon Snap when Electrode blows him up.

Preston: Electabuzz is a pretty cool Electric type. I do however have one problem with it. Electabuzz was a Red exclusive and Magmar was a Blue exclusive. Fair enough.But whenYellow came out. You know what is SUPPOSED to be the premium version of Pokémon? You couldn’t catch Electabuzz or Magmar in Yellow. Despite the fact version exclusive Pokémon like Oddish, Bellsprout, Growlithe and Vulpix can be found in Yellow.

Wickle: PUNCH PUNCH THUNDER PUNCH. I both like his model and don't. It's weird.

Gen: It's such a shame this angry cat gorilla bear thing is so ugly because I hear it's sweet to use. And again what is GF's fascination with unibrows? At least it's got cool stripes.

Bane: Angry Pokemon with a unibrow, reminds me of a caveman. Except with electric powers. I do like how it’s black and yellow.

Paratroopa: I got this guy's card instead of dragonite when I went to see the first movie. fortunately I was able to trade it

47. Tauros (Score: 2555)
Average Ranking: 62.46 (St. Dev: 37.17) Fully Evolved Rank: 31/68 Normal Rank: 4/22

9-Magmortar75 9-Xeybozn 11-Kate 14-Wickle 23-Anagram 28-Mega Mana 30-TexWolf 33-Tennis 36-JONA 36-Cody 41-Natwaf 46-Darkx 48-Sanity 49-Suor 49-Wizards 50-Charon 51-Inviso 58-Comm 61-TUM 61-Paul 62-Paratroopa 65-Mnk 70-Stifled 71-Raka 72-Ermine 74-Ecksgem 75-Flubbin 76-Cybat 78-Scarlet 79-Starfox 83-MI 83-Poke 88-Drak 93-Red 94-Logicblade 95-Xuxon 100-Gen 102-Bane 107-MSG 113-Preston 132-Karo

Magmortar: Hard to believe if you told someone who got into Pokemon in say Gen 5 or 6, but Tauros was once the king. It’s a pretty straightforward Pokemon, yet always strikes fear into things. I love bulls, too, and the design for this one is just sick to me. The color scheme, the tails, all good stuff. Hats Off to the Bull, indeed.

Wickle: I like this bull, would use again.

Anagram: I was the only kid to catch one legitimately. Everyone was very jealous, I loved it.

Mana: Old staple of my RBY teams, even though he fell out of use after I learned what STAB was.

Natwaf: The KING of Normals back in RBY. You better get ready because that Body Slam is heading your way.

Paratroopa: still not convinced it actually exists in gen 1

Stifled: Ugh Safari Zone. Ugh. Once you finally catch him, he’s pretty hardcore though.

Raka: I want one.

Gen: I dunno, it's alright. It's a bull with three tails and a ball on its head. He would be cooler if he were red or something. Also I really wish the character system was revamped so I could name one Guillermo del.

Bane: A bull with 3 tails. Pretty straightforward and angry. But I did like Ash’s Tauros’.

Preston: I don’t really like Tauros. I don’t see anything exuberant or cool in cattle, buffalo or bull or whatever Tauros is supposed to resemble, so somewhat screw Tauros. It’s presumably better than something say like Miltank but that’s not saying much.

46. Cloyster (Score: 2483)
Average Ranking: 60.56 (St. Dev: 38.76) Fully Evolved Rank: 30/68 Water Rank: 11/32 Ice Rank: 3/5 Shellder Line: 1/2

4-Kate 11-Wizards 15-TUM 16-TexWolf 16-Xeybozn 17-MSG 20-JONA 23-Natwaf 23-Mnk 26-Gen 28-Sanity 29-Charon 29-Paul 32-Starfox 32-Xuxon 42-Ecksgem 44-Scarlet 45-Anagram 52-Karo 58-Wickle 59-Mega Mana 59-Flubbin 60-Comm 61-Logicblade 65-Raka 66-Cybat 71-Darkx 78-Drak 78-Suor 86-Stifled 86-Tennis 88-Magmortar75 96-Bane 99-Preston 103-Paratroopa 115-Ermine 121-MI 121-Cody 125-Poke 133-Inviso 151-Red

Natwaf: Tough as **** on the Def side, but zap it with special and lol. Other than that, nothing special about it... UNTIL SKILL LINK SHELL SMASH! Kill it ASAP or you'll regret it. Also, not seeing the vagoo thing, just know that's what people say about it.

Gen: Such a clever name. I had to look at a very specific picture before I got the whole vajayjay thing and yeah I can sorta see it now. Still, it's no p**** in battle.

Starfox: I love the sounds it made in Pokemon Puzzle League… I’m not the only one that played that game, right?

Raka: Cool but underused.

Stifled: Female no-no parts.

Magmortar: Being really good in the newer gens after some middling performances gives it some big coolness points to me, but I’ve just never been a big guy on Cloyster. It might be that awful typing, or the fact it can’t take any real special hit.

Bane: This huge enclosed black pearl-like Pokemon is decent. Not much else to say. Lorelei had a cool one, and it always looks smug which I like.

Preston: If Sonic The Hedgehog has quills on the back of his head, doesn’t that mean he’s a quilt designer? I’m confused. :(

Paratroopa: sort of makes me weirdly uncomfortable

45. Kadabra (Score: 2450)
Average Ranking: 59.76 (St. Dev: 37.40) NFE Rank: 16/83 Psychic Rank: 5/14 Abra Line: 2/3

6-Raka 9-Gen 9-Bane 15-Drak 17-Comm 19-Ecksgem 21-MI 23-Paul 25-Ermine 31-MSG 31-Sanity 33-TexWolf 33-Charon 34-Anagram 35-Wickle 38-Cybat 38-TUM 45-Starfox 49-Scarlet 50-Logicblade 51-Xuxon 55-Magmortar75 57-Flubbin 58-Mnk 60-Poke 62-Inviso 72-Stifled 84-Mega Mana 86-Xeybozn 93-JONA 94-Natwaf 95-Darkx 99-Cody 101-Karo 103-Red 105-Preston 106-Kate 117-Wizards 125-Paratroopa 132-Tennis 134-Suor

Raka: My favorite Gen 1 Psychic Pokemon.

Gen: the one thing that keeps me from liking Alakazam as much as/more than Kadabra is that he did away with the big fluffy tail. I mean what the craaap? It was so huggable and then *poof*. I guess it Teleported into another dimension.

Bane: One of my first favorites I can remember, his powers are awesome and he looks fantastic. Also his giant tail makes me laugh.

Stifled: Pretty good Pokemon if you're too lazy to evolve it.

Natwaf: NFE Trash that can still kick your ass.

Preston: I have to put this outside of the Top 100 given the fact that I hated having to evolve Pokémon via trading. Ugh just ugh. Such a hassle.

Paratroopa: uri geller was right to sue over this

44. Arbok (Score: 2441)
Average Ranking: 59.54 (St. Dev: 29.57) Fully Evolved Rank: 29/68 Poison Rank: 8/33 Ekans Line: 1/2

10-Paratroopa 12-Charon 20-Wickle 22-Wizards 25-Bane 26-Xuxon 28-Preston 28-Cybat 29-TexWolf 39-MSG 39-Gen 41-Starfox 41-Mnk 43-Magmortar75 43-Tennis 47-JONA 47-Red 51-Flubbin 51-Kate 56-Ecksgem 59-Karo 60-Suor 62-Drak 63-Inviso 63-Poke 64-Scarlet 72-Logicblade 73-Paul 74-Natwaf 75-Stifled 80-Raka 82-Anagram 88-Ermine 89-TUM 92-Xeybozn 93-Sanity 94-Darkx 103-Mega Mana 108-Cody 121-Comm 128-MI

Paratroopa: I like snakes

Bane: My liking from Arbok comes randomly, as while his design is cool (a purple cobra? Hell yea!) I didn’t really notice him until the last few years. James’ Arbok was pretty cool, and I saw a picture online someone drew of an Arbok in a Starbucks uniform saying “STARRRRRBUCKS!” and I can’t get over how funny I find it. I still say it like that every now and then when I go to Starbucks.

Preston: TEAM ROCKET BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT. MEOWTH THAT’S RIGHT.

Now let’s jam along together to Double Trouble now ladies and gentlemen.

<3 Team Rocket <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u7VHDVeGGI

Magmortar: Once my second favorite Pokemon from this generation. Mostly still this high because of that.

Stifled: CHAAAAAHBOK!

Raka: Terrifying.

43. Starmie (Score: 2427)
Average Ranking: 59.20 (St. Dev: 45.80) Fully Evolved Rank: 28/68 Psychic Rank: 4/14 Water Rank: 8/32 Staryu Line: 1/2

1-Mnk 2-MSG 2-Suor 8-Natwaf 8-Ecksgem 8-Raka 12-Cybat 18-MI 21-Anagram 23-Stifled 25-Red 27-Magmortar75 33-Bane 34-Mega Mana 36-Starfox 36-Preston 40-TexWolf 40-Comm 42-Tennis 42-Cody 46-Flubbin 52-Scarlet 52-Poke 53-Charon 56-Wickle 60-Xeybozn 63-Paratroopa 64-TUM 66-Karo 70-Inviso 97-Sanity 99-Kate 104-JONA 119-Drak 125-Darkx 130-Paul 131-Logicblade 140-Xuxon 144-Wizards 148-Gen 150-Ermine

Natwaf: I LOVE this thing. So damn awesome in-game and competitively. Sure, Psychic STAB sucks defensively AND offensively, but it's got a plethora of moves to more than compensate. Oddly enough, it wasn't too important in my Mono-Water team in HG. It still kicks ass, but not when my team is in need. Misty's was annoying if you don't resist water, but screw that, it's got just great.

Raka: Simply brilliant, with really fine type coverage.

Anagram: Just a great design all around

Stifled: Pure soulless killing power. Pretty too.

Magmortar: Would probably be even harder if not for that annoying fight against Misty. Something OU for five generations deserves some credit. Always enjoyed what you can do with this thing. It’s a rapid spinner, but until Aegislash came in to the equation, good luck finding a Ghost that does not care about Starmie.

Bane: Surprisingly nice to have in battle, it being purple and with the red jewel makes it stand out and look awesome. And how it looks like it has the combination of 2 Staryu’s turned around, really cool.

Preston: I remember the hilarious dubbing errors 4Kids would make with the Pokémon anime. For instance? In “Princess vs Princess” Misty said she would use her Starmie in the tournament but then in a later scene she calls out Staryu from her Pokéball. Anyways. I always liked Staryu and Starmie. Definitely the most fashionable of the Pokémon of the original 150 without looking like stiff, plastic mannequins we had like Tangela and Jynx.

(c)AJ Lee

Those gems remind me I loved collecting gems in Spyro The Dragon. Good Pokémon in Staryu and Starmie.

Paratroopa: a classic

Gen: These things can't love you. Yeah I said it, these fictional creatures cannot express love for you, so why should you love them? Answer: you shouldn't.

42. Pidgeot (Score: 2389)
Average Ranking: 58.27 (St. Dev: 31.10) Fully Evolved Rank: 27/68 Normal Rank: 3/22 Flying Rank: 8/19 Pidgey Line: 1/3

1-Wickle 12-Anagram 13-Poke 17-Starfox 19-Suor 20-Red 22-Gen 23-Preston 25-MI 26-Scarlet 32-Logicblade 36-Ecksgem 40-JONA 40-Charon 41-Flubbin 43-Stifled 43-Darkx 52-TexWolf 57-Cody 61-Raka 64-Wizards 67-Paratroopa 72-MSG 75-Mnk 76-Ermine 76-Bane 76-Paul 78-Natwaf 78-Inviso 79-Karo 79-Magmortar75 79-Tennis 81-Xuxon 83-Kate 84-Drak 88-Comm 90-Sanity 93-Mega Mana 101-Cybat 111-TUM 136-Xeybozn

Anagram: I offer no excuses nor justifications.

Starfox: Love its design, and it was really useful in my Nuzlocke. Still haven’t forgiven Ash for that episode though.

Gen: Guess what I am. I'm a bird. But seriously, dat rainbow crest! So tops.

Preston: This the biggest leap I think any other Pokemon has had regarding it’s entire evolution chain in my rankings.I had Pidgey all the way down in the 90’s and I have Pidgeot almost in the Top 20. Makes perfect sense I know. But yes Pidgeot is great. The fact that we haven’t seen Ash’s Pidgeot in the anime since 2000 is a bit of a bummer though.Ash Ketchum is the epitome of a killjoy.

Stifled: Dat hair. Also I hate Ash.

Raka: It's still a bird!

Paratroopa: for a bird, actually not that great

Bane: Still like the slicked back feathers it had as a Pidgeotto but I don’t like the yellow streak. Dunno why. Cool other than that, especially the ones Blue and Ash use. Speaking of Ash’s, looking at the Bulbapedia entry and found this: “After Pidgeot defeated Fearow, Pidgeot left Ash's party to watch over a local flock of Pidgey and Pidgeotto. Ash promised to return for it someday, but so far he has not kept that promise.” That makes me laugh for some reason, just the way it’s phrased. “So far he has not kept that promise”. God damnit Ash.

Natwaf: It looks pretty. Sucks to high heaven though. I look forward to mega Pidgeot proving it's worth (though I doubt it)

Magmortar: One called “RIP Income” ended up being caught in my old FireRed Nuzlocke. It survived the whole game. Actually good for me in mostly every run I use it in, unlike Fearow it can take a hit once in a while.

41. Beedrill (Score: 2379)
Average Ranking: 58.02 (St. Dev: 35.72) Fully Evolved Rank: 26/68 Bug Rank: 3/12 Poison Rank: 7/33 Weedle Line: 1/3

7-Comm 8-Magmortar75 10-Ermine 12-Tennis 13-Wickle 13-Suor 25-Scarlet 26-Mega Mana 27-MSG 28-TexWolf 29-Mnk 34-Stifled 34-Cybat 35-Logicblade 38-Ecksgem 40-Poke 43-Starfox 49-Sanity 54-Drak 54-Xuxon 55-Charon 58-TUM 60-Natwaf 63-Karo 64-Darkx 67-Flubbin 67-Cody 68-Raka 72-Paratroopa 72-Paul 79-Inviso 82-Kate 88-JONA 93-Wizards 97-Xeybozn 98-Gen 107-MI 109-Anagram 112-Preston 140-Red 149-Bane

Magmortar: It has DRILLS for ARMS. I am ****ing terrified of bees/wasps in real life, and all I have to say is, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO TOP THAT. You don’t. That alone makes me keep it on Firered teams until at least Celadon. Also, they need to put it or Unown back in Smash Bros.

Stifled: A godsend in Pokemon Conquest.

Natwaf: Drills for arms. Your argument is invalid. That said, it still sucks to use, and I dropped it from my Mono-Poison as soon as I had more than 6 Poison types. Still not sure why only Beedrill is in Conquest and not the rest of its' line. Excited about it's Mega though!

Raka: Cool to look at.

Paratroopa: could have done worse for a bee-based pokemon, could have done better too

Anagram: Immensely overrated. The concept is much better than the execution. Bees suck.

Preston: <3 Butterfree <3 </3 Beedrill </3

Bane: I HATE BEES/WAPS/ANYTHING LIKE THAT. That being said, the two arms being stingers is pretty awesome. But that doesn’t make up for it.

40. Charmeleon (Score: 2356)
Average Ranking: 57.46 (St. Dev: 34.86) NFE Rank: 15/83 Fire Rank: 9/12 Charmander Line: 3/3

Starters: 9/9

6-Drak 7-Tennis 9-Stifled 14-Raka 16-Starfox 17-Xeybozn 22-Logicblade 23-Scarlet 29-Ermine 29-Bane 36-Charon 37-Red 38-Flubbin 40-Mega Mana 41-JONA 41-Ecksgem 42-MI 42-Comm 43-MSG 43-Cybat 48-Wickle 51-Preston 54-Paratroopa 58-Gen 60-Magmortar75 60-Paul 64-Poke 73-TexWolf 76-Karo 82-TUM 86-Sanity 88-Cody 89-Anagram 93-Xuxon 96-Kate 104-Natwaf 110-Darkx 117-Inviso 119-Suor 120-Mnk 133-Wizards

Stifled: Usually not that big on the "middies" but the Char line is so perfect.

Raka: Filler Pokemon.

Starfox: The middies can be hit-or-miss, but I thought they did a really good job with Charmeleon. Never understood why it got so much flak.

Bane: A lot of middle evolution starters look awkward, but Charmeleon escapes it. And I like his darker red-orange color. Blood orange I guess. Bulbapedia says crimson. Whatever.

Preston: Aside from the fact that Charmeleon was an abrasive douchebag to Ash and co in the anime? I have no complaints with Charmeleon. Luckily Charmander was Charmeleon for only like three episodes anyway. Thank goodness.

Paratroopa: lame starter for posers

Natwaf: Ugly NFE Trash.

39. Flareon (Score: 2329)
Average Ranking: 56.80 (St. Dev: 37.94) Fully Evolved Rank: 25/68 Fire Rank: 8/12 Eevee Line: (Gen I): 4/4

4-Karo 8-Anagram 8-Red 10-Tennis 14-Wizards 19-Stifled 19-Drak 21-Cody 24-Logicblade 25-Charon 26-Bane 30-Xuxon 31-Poke 31-Paul 35-Suor 35-Scarlet 38-Starfox 39-Wickle 40-Kate 44-Ermine 54-Natwaf 54-Cybat 54-Darkx 55-MI 63-Raka 67-JONA 69-Ecksgem 69-TUM 76-Flubbin 76-TexWolf 78-Preston 89-Paratroopa 95-Inviso 97-Mnk 99-Xeybozn 103-MSG 106-Mega Mana 112-Comm 131-Gen 136-Sanity 145-Magmortar75

Karo: it is so fluffy :3

Anagram: I like it because it looks the most like Eevee of all the evolutions, which makes sense. Yes, I know it's useless in pretty much every way possible.

Stifled: No moves. So cool looking though.

Drak: eevee : flareon :: wings : hot wings

Bane: Not really good battle-wise, I just love its design. The fur around its neck really makes it for me.

Starfox: Another case where I don’t really understand the flak it gets. I mean yeah, it’s pretty much useless in battle, but visually it’s undeniably more appealing than Leafeon, or at the very least infinitely less awful than that flesh-ribboned monstrosity.

Gen: Worst. Eevee. Ever.

Natwaf: Pretty darn useful in my Mono-Fire team in X. And while I for one find "Flareon has no moves!" to be utterly hilarious, Flare Blitz is just rad. Still a damn Eeveelution.

Raka: NU tier.

Preston: While not as cool as Vaporeon or Jolteon? Flareon’s still a pretty decent Pokémon. It’s cute and at least it doesn’t make me want to pour flame retardant all over it like other Fire Pokemon like Magmar and Arcanine. HA HA HA (it wanted me to censor retardant, by the way >_>)

Paratroopa: basically eevee but red and fluffier

Magmortar: Garbage. Not even. Mostly gets by here thanks to being an Eevee. As you can see, that doesn’t work out as well as it does for some other people.

38. Venusaur (Score: 2324)
Average Ranking: 56.68 (St. Dev: 38.97) Fully Evolved Rank: 24/68 Grass Rank: 3/14 Poison Rank: 6/33 Bulbasaur Line: 3/3 Starters: 8/9

4-Cybat 5-Scarlet 7-Stifled 9-Logicblade 10-TexWolf 10-Raka 11-Natwaf 13-Cody 21-Red 26-Flubbin 26-Sanity 28-Tennis 28-Paratroopa 35-Inviso 35-Poke 38-Karo 40-Preston 41-MI 47-Comm 49-Kate 51-Magmortar75 52-Xuxon 54-Mega Mana 63-JONA 64-Drak 67-Xeybozn 70-Paul 75-Darkx 76-Starfox 76-Charon 77-TUM 84-Anagram 89-Wizards 94-Ecksgem 107-Ermine 108-Mnk 110-MSG 120-Bane 129-Suor 136-Gen 139-Wickle

Stifled: Some people say it's ugly but I love my dinosaur plant monster.

Raka: Jungle dinosaur, who doesn't like that?

Natwaf: Truth be told... he wasn't all that useful in my Mono-Poison team in LeafGreen. But man oh man I love using this thing online, as well as it's Mega. The Growth buff was awesome, and the Mega is just a godsend. And it has a Raflesia (of... sorts.) on it's back. Hell yeah!

Flubbin: Not as cool as Blastoise or Charizard, but still great in its own right.

Paratroopa: best starter f*** all y'all for ranking charizard and blastoise higher (I already know you did, you're wrong)

Preston: How I was able to do 150 (mostly) well constructive write-ups regarding various Pokémon in a few days’ worth of time I’ll never know. I give Venusaur credit because it’s color scheme actually works (red flower, green leaves, blue skin). Very akin to what an actual animal should look like. I like Venusaur and I don’t mean to be self-centered here but…

Squirtle > Charmander > Bulbasaur

All three of them are great though.

Magmortar: Mega Venusaur makes a nice tank, and it’s always been a very balanced Pokemon

Bane: I like the flower it has, but is pretty ugly. Pretty strong though.

Gen: I do not appreciate that they turned my beautiful Ivysaur into a warty, gouty, fugly, lazy, fatty frogface sonuva b****, and unlike with my Blastoise I could not look past the surface to find the beauty within. I gave her an Everstone and let one of her sons evolve fully for the pokedex entry. I am shallow.

37. Cubone (Score: 2314)
Average Ranking: 56.44 (St. Dev: 36.00) NFE Rank: 14/83 Ground Rank: 4/14 Cubone Line: 2/2

2-Comm 6-Kate 8-Ermine 9-Mega Mana 13-Ecksgem 15-Starfox 15-Paratroopa 17-Paul 20-Bane 22-Sanity 26-Suor 27-Mnk 31-Charon 33-Darkx 39-Logicblade 40-Cybat 42-Gen 47-Flubbin 48-Drak 49-Red 50-MI 60-Stifled 61-Karo 67-Preston 67-Scarlet 70-Cody 78-Raka 79-MSG 79-Xeybozn 80-JONA 80-Tennis 81-Wickle 83-Wizards 89-Inviso 97-Anagram 97-Poke 105-Natwaf 108-TexWolf 109-Magmortar75 121-Xuxon 144-TUM

Paratroopa: it wears the skull of its dead mother and cries a lot. hilarious

Bane: The Pokedex entry alone pushes Cubone higher, but I also love his design. And I recently watched the Pokemon Origins episode with him…..I’m not afraid to say I actually teared up to it.

Stifled: Dem bones.

Preston: Cubone needs to be put in administrate care with that cracked skull of his. Getting straight to the point? Cubone is okay. The Pokémon Tower thing was just…yeah to go through.

Raka: Mother complex.

Natwaf: NFE Trash. That said, orphan jokes are always funny, and the Kangaskhan theories never gets old.

Magmortar: It is a sad, sad creature, not to mention one that can just bash your skull in if it has a Thick Club.

36. Wartortle (Score: 2277)
Average Ranking: 55.54 (St. Dev: 32.33) NFE Rank: 12/83 Water Rank: 7/14 Squirtle Line: 3/3 Starters: 7/9

5-Gen 13-Raka 18-Logicblade 19-Anagram 20-MI 20-Charon 29-Starfox 30-Ermine 31-Scarlet 33-Poke 33-Kate 34-Wickle 37-Mnk 39-Karo 41-Tennis 42-Mega Mana 43-Bane 43-Comm 47-Paratroopa 50-Paul 51-JONA 52-Natwaf 54-Xeybozn 56-Wizards 59-Cody 60-Red 61-Drak 61-Darkx 62-Preston 63-Cybat 66-Magmortar75 68-Suor 77-Sanity 83-Flubbin 86-Ecksgem 87-Stifled 93-MSG 96-Inviso 131-Xuxon 142-TUM 142-TexWolf

Gen: I love its fluffy tails of poofiness. Also have you seen what purplekecleon can do with this awesome little guy? Raka: Bigger and better Squirtle.

Anagram: Definitely the best mid-evolution of any starter, possibly of any pokemon period

Bane: Hey, let’s make a turtle fluffier with a cloud tail. And yet it still looks like a badass. Especially the shade of blue he is.

Paratroopa: I got nothing

Natwaf: NFE Trash of my favorite Gen I Starter line, so points for that.

Preston: Out of all of the nine starters? Wartortle was probably my least favorite of the bunch. The middle child of all of the starters were not exactly fan favorites and at least Ivysaur was in Brawl and Charmeleon had the anime going for it. I don’t recall anything of note of Wartortle. Well besides the cool little bandana it wore in the Orange Islands saga. I believe it was in The Pokémon Water War episode. Not a bad Pokémon overall though.

Stifled: Why does it have Mario P-Wings on its head?

35. Marowak (Score: 2225)
Average Ranking: 54.27 (St. Dev: 31.36) Fully Evolved Rank: 24/68 Ground Rank: 3/14 Cubone Line: 1/2

2-Charon 3-Starfox 3-Cybat 4-Darkx 6-Paul 22-Comm 23-Red 23-Xeybozn 24-Wickle 27-Stifled 29-Mega Mana 35-Mnk 36-Ermine 37-JONA 43-TUM 44-Karo 45-Flubbin 46-Ecksgem 53-Magmortar75 54-Tennis 58-Kate 61-MI 61-Scarlet 61-Paratroopa 62-Anagram 65-Wizards 66-Preston 70-Suor 71-Gen 71-Sanity 72-Drak 75-Bane 77-Raka 83-MSG 92-Poke 94-Inviso 97-TexWolf 99-Natwaf 100-Logicblade 111-Cody 120-Xuxon

Starfox: I love this guy so much. I love the backstory of the line, and when it evolves it just becomes so badass. I love the club, I love Bonemerang as its signature move (although I guess it’s not all that useful, I don’t care)… I just love everything about this guy. It’s always been a close race between my top three for this generation, and on the particular day that I made my list, he landed in the third spot. If I redid the list today, who knows which spot he’d have ended up in.

Stifled: I tossed so many balls at the ghost Marowak in Lavender Tower. So many.

Paratroopa: cubone after lifting some weights and going through counseling. not as funny

Preston: This Pokémon was okay.

Bane: The bone it uses as a weapon is awesome. And the fact that it grew into the skull it wore as a Cubone is cool.

Raka: Mother complexee.

Natwaf: Meh. Even Thick Club doesn't help it in my eyes. At least it looks pretty swell.

34. Growlithe (Score: 2210)
Average Ranking: 53.90 (St. Dev: 39.46) NFE Rank: 11/83 Fire Rank: 8/12 Growlithe Line: 2/2

1-Comm 3-Logicblade 8-MI 9-TexWolf 10-Suor 11-Starfox 12-Karo 13-Drak 19-Poke 21-Inviso 24-Anagram 24-Stifled 24-Bane 29-Gen 30-Red 32-JONA 32-Tennis 34-Cody 35-Darkx 42-Mnk 52-MSG 52-Raka 53-Ermine 54-Charon 65-Cybat 65-Ecksgem 69-Wickle 71-Scarlet 72-Flubbin 73-Magmortar75 75-Kate 84-Wizards 86-Preston 92-Paul 93-Paratroopa 96-Xuxon 108-Mega Mana 126-Natwaf 129-Xeybozn 141-TUM 141-Sanity

Comm: OMG BEST EVER

Starfox: Doggies! <3. One of the cutest things in the Pokemon world, easily.

Stifled: Growlie! I always liked Growlithe but that episode with James put him over the top for me.

Bane: Puppy! It’s design is so basic (in a good way) that I find it hard to think of someone who would dislike him.

Gen: Totes adorbs. People who hate puppies without good reason are probably terrible people. That goes for fictional ones too.

Raka: Aww, who's a good boy? Yes you are, yes you are.

Paratroopa: not really a dog person

33. Eevee (Score: 2133)
Average Ranking: 52.02 (St. Dev: 34.89) NFE Rank: 10/83 Normal Rank: 2/22 Eevee Line: 3/4

1-MI 3-Karo 3-Ecksgem 9-Red 14-Preston 14-Tennis 14-TexWolf 15-Inviso 17-Wizards 23-Logicblade 23-Cody 23-Kate 27-Drak 32-Poke 37-Xuxon 39-Ermine 46-Anagram 46-Cybat 46-Mnk 48-TUM 48-Darkx 52-Paul 54-Wickle 57-Charon 58-Flubbin 60-Starfox 63-Mega Mana 63-MSG 70-Scarlet 71-Stifled 71-Xeybozn 72-Bane 76-Magmortar75 77-JONA 90-Suor 95-Natwaf 97-Raka 99-Gen 99-Comm 139-Paratroopa 142-Sanity

Karo: The idea behind a pokemon with multiple evolution branches is just awesome, and it is such a cute lil thing <3

Preston: I’ll never figure out why the hell it was so easy to breach through security at Game Freak Headquarters.

<3 Eevee <3

As of 2014? Eevee has the option to evolve into eight different Pokémon. EIGHT. With a number of options Eevee can evolve into sporting different types and colors? Chances are that there is at least one Eeveelution out there that will fit your play style.

Anagram: It's easy to forget that Eevee was originally the only pokemon with branching evolutions. It's so darn cute, too.

Starfox: Kinda put off by how much love this line gets when I feel like only two of them even kinda deserve it. But, it’s cute and the idea behind it is pretty awesome, I have to give it that.

Stifled: So cute, but its sole purpose is to evolve.

Bane: Adorable little thing, basic but meant to be. And has one of the coolest unique features in the series.

Magmortar: The many evolutions thing is a nice gimmick. It would be a better if more of them were good, though.

Natwaf: NFE Trash, and I LOATHE the eeveelution line. Well, I used to, at least. Their cuteness won me over for some of them. Not so much this one. Still adorable, especially in Pokemon Amie.

Raka: It sucks but hey eevelutions are cool.

Gen: More like Z-Z. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... But yeah the many things that it can evolve into I hold in much higher regard with a couple exceptions.

Paratroopa: boring and plain and s*** red is probably reading this isn't he ummm

32. Butterfree (Score: 2133)
Average Ranking: 51.29 (St. Dev: 34.19) Fully Evolved Rank: 23/68 Bug Rank: 2/12 Flying Rank: 7/19 Caterpie Line: 1/3

2-Preston 2-Cody 3-Tennis 9-Paratroopa 10-Poke 12-Darkx 14-MI 14-Mnk 24-MSG 25-Mega Mana 26-Wickle 28-Karo 29-Stifled 30-TUM 33-Inviso 34-Comm 37-Ermine 37-Bane 40-Starfox 41-Suor 45-Drak 50-Gen 53-Natwaf 55-JONA 59-TexWolf 61-Xeybozn 64-Ecksgem 68-Cybat 70-Raka 71-Wizards 72-Sanity 79-Flubbin 79-Kate 84-Charon 90-Anagram 90-Scarlet 101-Red 107-Logicblade 108-Magmortar75 112-Xuxon 135-Paul

Preston: Butterfree is the Parvati Shallow of Pokémon. Butterfree is almost unmatched, when stacked against any other Pokémon. Psybeam, Confusion, Sleep Powder, man I love Butterfree. Butterfree was the very first Pokémon that Ash caught as a Caterpie and the first he let go in his party. I really got choked up and nearly balled my eyes out when Butterfree left Ash for good in the “Bye Bye Butterfree” episode.

<3 Butterfree <3

Tennis: I love its toolbox of status effect moves: Confusion, Sleep Powder, Stun Spore, Poisonpowder. Plus you get to use it early in the game which is a plus.

Paratroopa: basically like a venonat with wings, which is weird if you think about it

Stifled: Status effect ninja.

Bane: Butterflies are awesome. And Ash’s Butterfree was awesome. Enough said.

Gen: That one fanart of it that uh... I think junk posted boosted it about ten or so spots for me. Damn someone put some hard work into that and it was gorgeous.

Natwaf: SADDEST POKEMON EPISODE EVER. And useful in the first gym. Totally evolves from Venonat. Wasn't expecting it or Beedrill to be dethroned as best early bug, TBQH, but Gen- oops, spoilers. But where mah Pink Butterfree at?

Raka: ;_;

Magmortar: Not the best or worst bug ever. It’s adequate. Quiver Dance has made it into something slightly threatening too

31. Rapidash (Score: 2077)
Average Ranking: 50.66 (St. Dev: 37.22) Fully Evolved Rank: 22/68 Fire Rank: 7/12 Ponyta Line: 1/2

7-Cybat 9-Inviso 11-Magmortar75 15-Karo 15-Scarlet 17-Raka 18-Mnk 18-Charon 19-Cody 19-Kate 25-Wickle 25-Gen 26-Anagram 27-JONA 27-Comm 29-Suor 29-TUM 29-Xuxon '''31-Preston 31-Tennis''' 33-Flubbin 37-MI 42-Red 46-TexWolf 47-Starfox 47-Poke 52-Bane 58-Ermine 67-Logicblade 73-MSG 76-Ecksgem 80-Drak 89-Sanity 94-Stifled 97-Paratroopa 99-Paul 108-Natwaf 114-Darkx 126-Xeybozn 131-Mega Mana 134-Wizards

Magmortar: Ever since it unexpectedly appeared in a certain show that also features unicorns, I dunno, Rapidash suddenly grew on me. It’s always been fast, strong and pretty (although not the best in any of those categories) but more importantly it is great if you get to defeat one. These things provide kind of ridiculous amounts of experience points.

Raka: They sparkle in the twilight.

Gen: It truly is majestic. Not worth obsessing over, but beautiful to behold all the same. Something about the concept of a horse with fire for a mane is just striking and have you seen its shiny sprite? Omg...

Preston: There isn’t much to differentiate between both Ponyta and Rapidash. Both Ponyta and Rapidash are great Pokémon overall.

Tennis: It's cute, lovely, smart, amazing, stunning, kindly, warm and cuddly, spectacular, and ravishing!

Flubbin: I feel that Rapidash is often overlooked. When it comes to fire types in Gen 1, people always talk about Arcanine and Ninetales and Charizard, but Rapidash pretty rad too. Maybe it’s just me, but I think it would be awesome to ride a fire horse.

Bane: Fire horse! That’s all.

Stifled: It's both cool and forgettable.

Paratroopa: horse

Natwaf: I'm indifferent to horses. And lol crushes Diamonds. And I will never quite forgive this one HORN DRILL Rapidash I encountered once.

30. Vaporeon (Score: 2041)
Average Ranking: 49.78 (St. Dev: 38.25) Fully Evolved Rank: 21/68 Water Rank: 6/32 Eevee Line: 2/4

1-Red 1-Tennis 2-Karo 2-Gen 4-MI 10-Charon 10-Kate 12-Preston 16-Paratroopa 18-Suor 21-Logicblade 28-Mnk 29-Ecksgem 31-Flubbin 33-Ermine 33-Stifled 34-Wizards 35-Drak 38-Raka 38-Poke 39-Sanity 41-MSG 43-Cody 50-Natwaf 53-Xeybozn 61-Cybat 62-Mega Mana 62-TexWolf 65-JONA 66-TUM 67-Darkx 68-Anagram 68-Scarlet 68-Paul 104-Starfox 106-Inviso 109-Comm 119-Wickle 121-Magmortar75 136-Bane 137-Xuxon

Karo: Sleek, graceful and beautiful. my lil water angel <3

Gen: To be honest I think the Eevee family is the third most overrated branch in the franchise (after Charmander's and Pikachu's for those of you playing the home game), but something about Vaporeon hits all the right notes.

Preston: <3 Vaporeon <3

Even if Acid Armor was pretty much useless to use in battle.

Paratroopa: affinity for aquatic things meets aversion to foxes. Arghrhg

Stifled: It's like The Angry Mermaid. Probably would have just slit Ursula's throat.

Raka: Elegant fox.

Natwaf: I like it. It's a pain to face against, but always a solid choice in your team. Sleek design too.

Starfox: The love this thing gets baffles me. I mean it’s not really offensive, like a certain other member of this family I could name, but it just looks so derpy. Plus the HP thing makes it super annoying.

Magmortar: The whole mermaid-dog thing I’ve always thought was actually kind of creepy, but it’s still kind of cute, and unlike a lot of other Eeveelutions its generally stayed a top pick in competitive. What an HP sponge.”

Bane: I know this will probably offend people, but I simply don’t like it. The others in the line look far better. I like its tail but not its ears or collar.

29. Aerodactyl (Score: 1954)
Average Ranking: 47.66 (St. Dev: 32.15) Fully Evolved Rank: 20/68 Rock Rank: 2/11 Flying Rank: 7/19 Fossil Rank: 2/5

1-Flubbin 5-Anagram 7-MI 9-Charon 13-Scarlet 16-TUM 18-Cody 20-TexWolf 21-Mnk 22-Wickle 22-Drak 25-Inviso 31-Xeybozn 33-Starfox 33-Paratroopa 36-Natwaf 36-Darkx 38-Ermine 39-Suor 40-MSG 44-Xuxon 47-Ecksgem 47-Raka 48-Kate 49-Mega Mana 52-Stifled 55-Poke 56-Bane 56-Comm 57-Wizards 57-Paul 59-Red 68-Magmortar75 70-Cybat 78-Logicblade 79-JONA 84-Preston 103-Tennis 121-Gen 122-Sanity 137-Karo

Flubbin: I never thought about the depth of Aerodactyl’s badassitude until I made this list. Holy hell, Aerodactyl is awesome. This dude can just rip you to shreds. I love it. Prehistoric times in the Pokemon universe must have been horrifying with Aerodactyls and Omastars and Kabutops running around everywhere.

Anagram: I've always loved Aerodactyl and I always will. Tell me you don't think it's great.

Starfox: I like him a fair bit, but how much changes a lot. His mega’s design definitely didn’t do him any favors, but I didn’t really factor that in here.

Paratroopa: yeah

Natwaf: DEATH FROM ABOVE! Nice Mega too. That said, even though it's pretty great to use... I've never been afraid of facing one, despite it's Speed and Attack. I dunno, they always die to one or two hits without leaving a lasting mark.

Raka: Never used it but I heard eh use stelfth rok and isnt afraid of anything

Stifled: I feel like I should like him more than I do.

Bane: Prehistoric Pokemon rule! One look and you know it’s prehistoric, and an awesome one at that.

Preston: The fight between Aerodactyl and Charizard in the anime was too short-lived, that there wasn’t much there for me to prosper at. I’ve seen Charizard have better fights in the Orange Islands saga. Aerodactyl did make the Pewter City museum seem to have some kind of a purpose so meh I guess.

Gen: I've always preferred my Rock/Water fossils and it's not just because they're not as ugly, though that is a pretty weighty factor. Underbites can be cute, but only on like pugs and stuff. I do enjoy laughing at Aero's mega forme though. Dat spike beard lol~

Karo: His jaw looks f***ing awful.

28. Dragonite (Score: 1890)
Average Ranking: 46.09 (St. Dev: 39.45) Fully Evolved Rank: 19/68 Dragon Rank: 2/3 Flying Rank: 6/19 Dratini Line: 2/3

1-Bane 4-Starfox 4-Paratroopa 5-Wickle 6-Wizards 7-Natwaf 8-TUM 11-Stifled 12-Flubbin 13-Anagram 15-Red 15-Raka 17-Mnk 18-MSG 18-JONA 27-Cody '''28-Suor 28-Scarlet''' 30-Karo 32-Comm 35-Xeybozn 37-Poke 49-Darkx 50-Sanity 53-Logicblade 53-Mega Mana 53-Preston 56-MI 56-Tennis 60-Charon 63-Magmortar75 65-Ermine 66-Paul 81-Ecksgem 84-Kate 91-Xuxon 103-Inviso 118-Gen 133-TexWolf 137-Drak 148-Cybat

Bane: Just look at this big goof! The final evolution of the first dragon line in the series, he’s adorable but badass at the same time. I love his not-typical orange color, and how he’s so different from Dratini and Dragonair. It’s like Game Freak thought “Alright we’ll get them prepared for this huge reptilian-like creature and- Psych!” It’s also said be to highly intelligent, super friendly, and even saves drowning people! He’s perfect.

Starfox: I love Barney the Dragonsaur, f*** all y’all hatahs! But yeah, I actually like his design. Plus he has a fairly diverse movepool, finally got a useful ability, and still manages to look fairly badass in the anime (plus conquest’s art doing him wonders).

Paratroopa: only slightly less threatening than barney the dinosaur, but whatever I like cute derpy dragons

Natwaf: Fatass. And doesn't really standout as a Pseudo... UNTIL MULTI ****ING SCALE! It's a staple on many of my teams thanks to that. Had great success using it on my Pseudo-Legendary team I used in PWT. Oh, and it has that Wrap-trap strategy in RBY, but I've never used nor have ever been in trouble facing one.

Stifled: Barney the Dinosaur in dragon form that hits like a truck!

Raka: Barney the Orange, Lovable Dinosaur.

Preston: Dragonite was pretty cool in the anime and generally speaking? That’s all I have to say here.

Magmortar: Once got circles ran around it by Salamence. Now it runs circles around Salamence. And it still looks like Barney.

Gen: F-A-T-T-Y you ain't got no alibi you fatty! No but the real reason is because I wanted a DRAGON not a winged teddy bear. Only one real Dragon type line in the game and the final evo gets out-draked by imposter Charizard. Never understood that.

Drak: way to ruin a great evolution line with a terrible final form.

27. Sandslash (Score: 1887)
Average Ranking: 46.02 (St. Dev: 32.95) Fully Evolved Rank: 18/68 Ground Rank: 2/14 Sandshrew Line: 1/2

3-Mega Mana 6-Ermine 7-Paul 10-Drak 14-Starfox 16-Gen 16-Tennis 20-Karo 20-MSG 21-JONA 23-Ecksgem 23-Charon 23-Comm 24-Red 25-Cybat 26-Logicblade 28-Poke 30-MI 30-Paratroopa 38-Mnk 39-Stifled 41-Scarlet 43-Raka 44-Flubbin 46-Kate 47-Suor 50-Darkx 51-Wickle 58-Inviso 60-Anagram 64-Preston 64-Bane 66-Xeybozn 71-TexWolf 73-Natwaf 103-Xuxon 107-Cody 108-Wizards 115-Magmortar75 115-Sanity 119-TUM

Gen: One of the rare FEs that are just as cute as their first forms

Paratroopa: good pokemon, terrible name

Stifled: As much as I like him I've never put him on my team. Maybe I should.

Raka: Underrated ground Pokemon.

Preston: Did you happen to read my Sandshrew write-up?

Bane: Cool spikes on back, huge claws and can dig. Pretty neat stuff.

Natwaf: Bland design. That said... this thing is deceptively bulky, so props for that.

Magmortar: I think it needs an evolution. Not a Mega Evolution! Decent low tier spinner I guess. Good niche in earlier gens.

26. Dragonair (Score: 1885)
Average Ranking: 45.98 (St. Dev: 37.07) NFE Rank: 8/83 Dragon Rank: 1/3 Dratini Line: 1/3

2-Paratroopa 3-Raka 5-Logicblade 6-Gen 6-Red 6-TexWolf 6-Charon 10-Cybat 13-MI 15-Bane 17-Suor 18-Ecksgem 20-Drak 20-Inviso 22-Anagram '''26-Karo 26-Kate''' 28-Wickle 32-Natwaf 32-Cody 33-TUM 36-Scarlet 47-Sanity 50-MSG 50-Xuxon 54-Preston 56-Poke 56-Darkx 57-Mega Mana 58-JONA 69-Flubbin 69-Comm 86-Starfox 87-Xeybozn 94-Ermine 98-Mnk 99-Stifled 102-Paul 106-Magmortar75 132-Wizards 133-Tennis

Paratroopa: sleek and attractive and totally f***able I mean well-designed

Raka: Oooo (*A*) prettiest Gen 1 Pokemon.

Gen: So sleek and elegant and its design exudes an air of magic. It's pretty much everything an oriental dragon should be.

Bane: Another elegant Pokemon, little additions really add to its appeal. The horn on its head, the little wings on the sides, the orb on its neck. And the nice shade of blue. Just an all around pleasant Pokemon

Natwaf: Majestic NFE trash. Seriously. Look at the slim, sexy design. So much better than it's end product.

Preston: Fun Fact: Footage of Dragonair is shown in the Poke‘Rap despite the fact, the footage of where that episode came from never aired overseas.

Stifled: It's a tail. I don’t exactly dislike Dragonair, but it doesn’t strike me as being a dragon.

Magmortar: Just a dragon, but an alright dragon. Better than other middle forms of psuedo-legendaries.

25. Ivysaur (Score: 1881)
Average Ranking: 45.88 (St. Dev: 26.34) NFE Rank: 7/83 Grass Rank: 2/14 Poison Rank: 5/33 Bulbasaur Line: 2/3 Starters: 6/9

4-TexWolf 7-Gen 7-Suor 12-Ermine 15-Stifled 16-Red 16-Raka 17-Poke 18-Sanity 25-Darkx 26-MI 27-Cybat 30-Starfox 32-Ecksgem 33-Logicblade 33-Comm 37-Drak 37-Flubbin 38-Scarlet 40-Tennis 41-Mega Mana 45-Preston 45-Charon 47-Mnk 55-Paul 60-JONA 60-Wizards 61-Cody 64-Karo 64-Magmortar75 66-Inviso 66-Paratroopa 67-Wickle 67-Kate 73-Anagram 75-Natwaf 77-Xuxon 83-Bane 95-TUM 99-MSG 101-Xeybozn

Stifled: I was apathetic to Ivy until Brawl. Now I think he's great. Also I found a plushie of him at work!

Raka: Bigger and better Bulbasaur.

Preston: The Pokémon that nobody ever used in Brawl. Sorry but those are just tough brakes everyone comes by Ivysaur. In all jokes aside? Ivysaur is cool. I can’t be too hard against it. I do have an Ivysaur plushie after all. ^_^

Magmortar: Might have gotten this high up without Brawl, actually, but that certainly helped

Paratroopa: kind of an awkward puberty phase between bulbasaur and venusaur

Anagram: I used to hate it, but the years have made me kind to it

Bane: Cool and tough while still being kind of cute, and has a cool flower on its back.

24. Vulpix (Score: 1861)
Average Ranking: 45.39 (St. Dev: 36.71) NFE Rank: 7/83 Fire Rank: 5/12 Vulpix Line: 2/2

1-Karo 3-MI 4-Mega Mana 4-Red 4-Xuxon 5-Mnk 9-Cody 12-Gen 15-Ecksgem 17-Logicblade 17-Stifled 23-Inviso 24-Comm 26-Poke 27-Preston 27-Wizards 27-Kate 32-Charon 34-Raka 35-TUM 35-Tennis 38-TexWolf 38-Bane 42-Scarlet 46-MSG 48-Cybat 50-Suor 55-Drak 62-Ermine 62-Wickle 62-Magmortar75 63-Starfox 63-Anagram 65-Flubbin 86-JONA 87-Darkx 113-Xeybozn 119-Paratroopa 121-Natwaf 126-Paul 134-Sanity

Karo: I want one of these as a pet soooo bad. It is so adorible.

Stifled: Omg the cuteness. I can't even. Also plushie.

Preston: I remember Brock had a Vulpix (in the anime) that he only used like three times before giving it back to Suzy. Real smooth Brock.

Raka: So beautiful.

Bane: I love foxes, and it has a bushy tail. Super combo.

Starfox: While it IS cute, I think it overdoes it a tad. The like foxes, but the line is just too feminine for me.

Paratroopa: meh it's a frilly fox no thanks

23. Pikachu (Score: 1854)
Average Ranking: 45.22 (St. Dev: 42.20) NFE Rank: 6/83 Electric Rank: 4/9 Pikachu Line: 2/2

2-Darkx 4-Preston 4-Raka 4-Wizards 4-Paul 6-Anagram 6-Karo 8-Bane 10-Xuxon 11-MSG 11-Inviso 11-Tennis 14-Stifled 14-Sanity 16-JONA 17-Red 26-Cody 27-TUM 29-Poke 33-MI 36-Paratroopa 37-Xeybozn 42-Natwaf 42-Suor 44-Charon 47-Kate 49-Gen 50-Comm 60-Flubbin 62-Ecksgem 64-Mnk 65-Mega Mana 74-Cybat 76-Logicblade 78-Starfox 95-Ermine 114-TexWolf 116-Drak 146-Wickle 150-Magmortar75 150-Scarlet 151-Lefty

Preston: Pikachu is the prime mascot and juju of Pokémon. It’s hard to go wrong with Pikachu.

<3 Pikachu <3

Raka: Rightfully iconic. It's just adorable and wobbly.

Anagram: I truly believe that had it not been the face of the franchise, a lot of fans would claim it's their favorite. It's just so perfectly designed, Jesus Christ.

Karo: the most famous pokemon of them all, and for good reason. he has just so much charisma.

Bane: I had to get to Pikachu at some point. The mascot of the series and for good reason. Adorable, small, unique design, and one of the main characters of the anime.

Stifled: The mascot! He's everywhere and for good reason. So cute

Sanity: He's cool in Smash.

Paratroopa: only the chubby gen 1 version though, way cuter

Magmortar: Little spotlight stealing rat that shows up in everything that has been invented and more things that have yet to be despite being little more than an annoying little dunce that’s just there to remind me of how unbelievably bad the anime has become and why I do not play Smash 64 as often as I should. Above Chansey since Light Ball Pikachu was a fun thing in earlier generations (although now its terrible).

22. Snorlax (Score: 1828)
Average Ranking: 44.58 (St. Dev: 36.79) Fully Evolved Rank: 17/83 Normal Rank: 1/22

2-JONA 2-Sanity 3-TUM 3-Xeybozn 5-Darkx 6-Suor 6-Inviso 7-Ecksgem 9-Paul 10-Cody 15-Natwaf 19-MSG 19-Xuxon 20-Anagram 30-Stifled 32-Wickle 33-Scarlet 35-Flubbin 36-Poke 39-Starfox 40-MI 40-Bane 41-Preston 44-Magmortar75 44-Tennis 46-Mega Mana 46-Wizards 50-Kate 51-Gen 58-Raka 60-Logicblade 66-Mnk 70-Charon 74-Ermine 81-Comm 86-Red 102-Karo 104-TexWolf 125-Cybat 127-Drak 142-Paratroopa

Sanity: He lives the life.

Natwaf: Certainly pulls it's weight on any team, and OMG Curselax. I loved using and abusing it in Battle Factory... at least, I think it exists. Or maybe it was showdown random.

Anagram: Who doesn't love Snorlax? It's just so huge and fat and simple I love it

Stifled: My girlfriend's mother.

Flubbin: get a job get a life

Bane: Doesn’t he just live everyone’s dream/fantasy? Being able to just sleep and eat without a care in the world. And he’s probably super cushion-y.

Preston: Snorlax is a pretty cool Pokemon. The only drawback to Snorlax is that I didn’t like the tedious backtracking needed to go from Celadon City to get Officer Jenny a water bottle. Then conquering the Pokémon Tower to get the Pokémon Flute to wake up Snorlax and then… Okay I can’t exactly pinpoint what would happen in the game regarding Snorlax but I’m sure you all ladies and gentlemen can catch my drift and know what I mean. Snorlax was also one of the most dependable Pokémon to use in Super Smash Bros. 64. So yay. :) I loved Snorlax’s rattling earthquake move in SSB64 as he gets super big and takes up nearly the entire screen.

Gen: If I could be any pokemon I'd choose to be this guy, Eat, sleep. and inconvenience others all day I mean why the f*** do anything else?

Raka: Fun roadblock.

Paratroopa: don't really like it that much actually. really looks weird when you look at it for too long. what even is it

21. Kabutops (Score: 1779)
Average Ranking: 43.39 (St. Dev: 29.07) Fully Evolved Rank: 16/83 Rock Rank: 1/11 Water Rank: 5/32 Kabuto Line: 1/2 Fossil Rank: 1/5

2-Paul 4-Flubbin 5-Cody 6-Cybat 10-Scarlet 11-TexWolf 11-Charon 18-Ermine 19-JONA 21-Ecksgem 22-Starfox 23-MSG 23-Raka 25-TUM 25-Poke 26-Paratroopa 31-Gen 33-Anagram 33-Drak 36-Red 41-Inviso 42-Wickle 44-Mnk 45-Xeybozn 46-Comm 48-Xuxon 51-Darkx 52-Logicblade 55-Bane 58-Mega Mana 61-Wizards 65-Sanity 72-Magmortar75 77-Natwaf 80-Karo 80-Stifled 80-Preston 93-MI 95-Kate 101-Tennis 109-Suor

Flubbin: Arm scythes are totally my thing. If you have scythes for arms, I probably love you. ARM SCYTHES. If you don’t like arm scythes, I don’t like you. But yeah, Kabutops is radical.

Raka: Like a cooler, ancient Scyther.

Paratroopa: loses the scythe having battle to scyther sorry kabutops

Gen: I used to like him a lot more than I do now, but looking at him he's kinda bland. Blade arms only get you so far.

Bane: Super creepy but in a cool way, another example that having blades for arms = success. And it being prehistoric is cool. And the glitch skeleton version you encounter when trying to get Missingno would always creep me the hell out. In a good way.

Natwaf: kinda cool looking, but the pokemon itself is MEH.

Stifled: Definitely seems like a serial killer.

Preston: The best of the Fossil Pokemon and Kabutops had scythes for hands. Can’t go wrong that that logic.

20. Nidoking (Score: 1721)
Average Ranking: 41.98 (St. Dev: 35.60) Fully Evolved Rank: 15/83 Poison Rank: 4/33 Ground Rank: 1/14 Nidoran-M Line: 1/3 All Nidos: 1/6

2-Natwaf 2-Magmortar75 3-Mnk 6-Wickle 6-Xeybozn 7-Logicblade 9-Wizards 10-Starfox 10-Paul 11-Red 12-Inviso 14-Gen 14-Kate 14-Darkx 16-Flubbin 16-Poke 18-Bane 20-Scarlet 24-TUM 28-JONA 29-Tennis 37-Paratroopa 39-Ecksgem 41-Karo 46-Drak 48-Charon 52-Ermine 52-Comm 67-Mega Mana 67-TexWolf 67-Raka 72-Cybat 72-Cody 80-Xuxon 82-Suor 90-MI 92-Stifled 98-MSG 104-Sanity 114-Preston 130-Anagram

Natwaf: Oozes coolness. The design is awesome, I love using it's card, pretty damn important in my Mono-Poison LG team, and Sheer Force is just nifty.

Magmortar: It’s a great balanced attacker, especially in-game as it learns seemingly every TM. It’s fast enough to do its job and it is purple. It was blessed with Megahorn. Sheer Force just lets it go ham on you. It’s purple, and purple is amazing. Nidoking is not something you want to mess around with. I have used this thing too many times to count, really.

Gen: All hail the one true King. Kingler and Seaking can go f*** themselves.

Bane: Alright, Nidoking obviously looks awesome but I have a personal connection in the form of almost always using it as my main in Pokemon Yellow. As Pikachu is hardly effective for Brock’s Gym, the first time I played I went out in search of other Pokemon to use. And I stumbled across Nidoran M. It’s all history from there as every playthrough from then on I used the Nidoran M line.

Paratroopa: much funnier when you realize it's kind of hilariously short

Raka: Like Nidoqueen but cooler.

Stifled: People overrate this guy. He's certainly the best Nido, but he's nothing special.

Preston: I dare you to take a look at my Nidoqueen write-up. I DARE YOU.

19. Lapras (Score: 1704)
Average Ranking: 41.56 (St. Dev: 37.81) Fully Evolved Rank: 14/83 Water Rank: 4/32 Ice Rank: 2/5

2-MI 3-Preston 3-Suor 3-Scarlet 4-Logicblade 4-Bane 7-Red 7-Paratroopa 9-Natwaf 11-Mega Mana 13-Gen 13-Magmortar75 13-Kate 14-Charon '''19-TUM 19-Darkx''' 21-Poke 22-Tennis 23-JONA 24-Raka 27-Xuxon 28-Starfox 28-Anagram 31-Cody 46-Xeybozn 49-Drak 51-Stifled 53-Mnk 55-Karo 56-Flubbin 59-Comm 71-Ecksgem 76-Sanity 83-Wickle 86-MSG 86-TexWolf 103-Cybat 113-Inviso 115-Paul 125-Ermine 129-Wizards

Preston: The equivalent of a goddess. Lapras and Perish Song were a necessity if you wanted to take out the Gym Leader Castle in Pokémon Stadium 2 and Lapras did exactly just that.

<3 Lapras <3

Bane: The definitive Surf pokemon, Lapras is great. Really unique and friendly, would be a perfect companion.

Paratroopa: probably the pokemon I most wish existed in real life

Natwaf: lol Water/Ice. That said, the design is great, and XY having a special sprite for it is icing on the cake. Pretty useful in my HG Mono-Water team, the STAB Ice helped kill Lance and Clair when I'm underleveled.

Gen: Who wouldn't want to ride on one across a vast sea? So friendly-looking and helpful on any team.

Magmortar: Lapras is a staple Pokemon to me. It’s basically the perfect Pokemon at the point in the game you get it. It’s bulky, it’s got a great movepool that is seemingly designed to help out for the rest of the game, and it looks amazing. Real shame it kind of stinks in competitive but otherwise its just beastly and just amazing. Yeah, I like PokeNessy.”

Raka: I want one for my hypothetical aquarium.

Anagram: Overrated but still really really good

Stifled: Pretty and useful. Poor thing always gets given away for free though.

Comm: Most overrated Pokemon of Gen 1

18. Charmander (Score: 1698)
Average Ranking: 41.41 (St. Dev: 33.11) NFE Rank: 5/83 Fire Rank: 5/12 Charmander Line: 2/3 Starters: 5/9

2-Stifled 2-Tennis 3-MSG 7-Raka 8-Preston 9-Comm 11-MI 14-Ecksgem 15-Logicblade 16-Bane 18-Mega Mana 19-Starfox 21-Drak 26-Cybat 28-Flubbin 28-Red 29-Karo 29-Darkx 31-Ermine 32-Suor 36-Kate 38-Paul 40-Anagram 40-Inviso 42-JONA 43-Gen 43-Wizards 44-TUM 44-Xeybozn 45-Paratroopa 46-Charon 47-Scarlet 52-Cody 61-Poke 87-Sanity 89-TexWolf 98-Xuxon 101-Magmortar75 103-Mnk 107-Natwaf 144-Wickle

Stifled: My first Pokemon ever. It was a no contest choice. The other two are great too but just don't compare to my cute little fire lizard.

Tennis: LOVE its RB sprite. http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/017/4/6/charmander_sprite_by_kriss80858-d5rs7zg.png

Raka: Iconic and slightly pitiable.

Preston: <3 Charmander <3

Bane: Small but wants to be tough, it was the perfect introduction to a fire-type Pokemon. In Pokemon Snap I loved messing with them on the Volcano and in the anime its episode was sad but sweet. Not to mention that it’s cute.

Anagram: Very good, but eclipsed by its final evolution.

Gen: Yeah it's cute but I have almost no nostalgia for it. Okay.jpg.

Paratroopa: it's a reptile of some kind so I'm contractually obligated

Sanity: Worst voice on the show.

Magmortar: It begins a mostly stellar line, so it has that. Metal Claw in FRLG made it a little better I guess. First form starters have never been very appealing to me, with some exceptions.

Natwaf: NFE Trash. Don't splash water on it's tail though.

17. Raichu (Score: 1679)
Average Ranking: 40.95 (St. Dev: 31.64) Fully Evolved Rank: 13/68 Electric Rank: 3/9 Pikachu Line: 1/2

1-MSG 4-Gen 5-Red 7-Cody 7-Wizards 9-Wickle 9-Karo 10-Mnk 16-Anagram 17-JONA 18-Paratroopa 22-Natwaf 22-Darkx 23-Tennis 25-Ecksgem 26-Charon 30-Poke 32-Ermine 32-Cybat 34-Starfox 34-Drak 40-TUM 41-Kate 42-Stifled 42-Bane 44-Suor 47-MI 49-Magmortar75 50-Xeybozn 51-Comm 53-Inviso 54-Flubbin 55-Scarlet 58-Paul 60-Raka 75-Logicblade 75-Preston 88-TexWolf 113-Mega Mana 129-Xuxon 130-Sanity

Gen: I love this fat little guy and hate how in its most prominent appearances its billed as Pikachu's rival and therefore "bad". Whatever I'll always prefer it to the rest of its line by a lot.

Paratroopa: a popular pokemon that I think is cool. Whooooooa

Natwaf: MEGA PUNCH! FOLLOWED BY A MEGA KICK! I evolved my Pikachu in Yellow and never looked back. Awesome.

Stifled: USE YOUR BODY SLAM!

Bane: The often-overlooked evolution of the series mascot, he’s cool in his own right. I love his long lightning-bolt tail and how he retains the cuteness from Pikachu, something that rarely happens with evolutions.

Raka: Chubby chubby in my tummy.

Preston: I definitely know I’m going to get criticized for putting Raichu barely in the middle of my rankings but let me explain. Here’s a group photo of my entire collection of Pokémon Plushies.

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Everyone is present and accounted for (besides Eevee) Eevee now belongs to Snake5555555555. Someone else won Totodile in the Pokémon Plushie lottery. Long story short. I gave my Raichu plushie away to a big, fat, white guy I met back in High School named Linden that I thought was my friend as a gift. Linden has yet to repay anything to me in return and he ended up removing me as a friend on Facebook. The douchebag. I have no idea what he may have done to my Raichu plushie and I don’t want to find out. Deep deep information I know but I can’t live with myself to put Raichu any higher than this.

16. Haunter (Score: 1679)
Average Ranking: 40.05 (St. Dev: 33.04) NFE Rank: 4/83 Ghost Rank: 2/3 Poison Rank: 3/33 Gastly Line: 2/3

2-TUM 2-Bane 8-Wickle 8-Gen 8-Charon 9-Ecksgem 11-Paul 12-Poke 13-Natwaf 13-Sanity 15-Cybat 18-Inviso 19-Comm 20-Wizards 21-Xeybozn 22-MSG 23-TexWolf 24-Starfox 29-Logicblade 30-Drak 30-Darkx 34-JONA 34-Xuxon 35-MI 39-Mega Mana 40-Scarlet 41-Magmortar75 42-Anagram 44-Stifled 51-Suor 55-Flubbin 62-Cody 62-Kate 66-Raka 73-Mnk 79-Preston 93-Tennis 96-Red 110-Karo 112-Ermine 137-Paratroopa

Bane: The perfect representation of a ghost, he looks so f***ing cool. And the original episode with him in the anime just makes him look even better.

Gen: To me this is one case of a middie that should be indisputably more well-received that its final evolution. Like I'll fully admit that MOST of my middie love comes down to personal taste but Haunter > Gengar in every way yet rankings never show it.

Natwaf: THE best ghost design for quite a long damn while. So much better than Gengar's. Ya go my Black Fog.

Stifled: Maybe the coolest looking ghostie.

Raka: Pretty cool.

Preston: God why did trading Pokémon have to be such a hassle to deal with back in R/B/Y?

Paratroopa: pretty much the most boring take on a ghost as possible

15. Mew (Score: 1591)
Average Ranking: 38.80 (St. Dev: 31.62) Fully Evolved Rank: 12/68 Psychic Rank: 3/14 Legendary Rank: 4/5

2-Ecksgem 4-Scarlet 8-Cybat 10-Karo 10-Bane 11-Gen 13-Wizards 14-Ermine 14-Red 16-Preston 18-Flubbin 20-Natwaf 20-Cody 21-Suor 21-Darkx 22-MI 22-Raka 25-Sanity 29-MSG 30-Anagram 30-Comm 33-Mnk 34-Charon 36-Inviso 37-Stifled 39-Xuxon 42-Paul 43-JONA 43-Xeybozn 47-TUM 51-Mega Mana 56-Starfox 57-Wickle 58-Logicblade 58-Poke 65-Drak 82-Magmortar75 85-TexWolf 88-Kate 129-Paratroopa 148-Tennis

Bane: So powerful yet so cute. I loved the mythos behind Mew and how Mew played into Mewtwo Strikes Back, it just does what it wants. Also glitching the original games to obtain Mew is a great feeling.

Gen: Looks like a cat but has big feets like a bunny. That's a nice combo. The world should have more kitty-bunnies like Ryo-Ohki. Oops I digressed. It's a total TM whore, but I mean that in the best way possible and uh...

Preston: <3 Mew <3

Can someone spare me a copy of Pokémon Snap?

Natwaf: Mew's adorable. And powerful early in pokemon. And I will always love it for being my HM Slave in HG. But if you think Mew is unpredictable then LOL.

Raka: It's nice that it can use all ze TMs.

Stifled: The rich man's HM slave.

Magmortar: It has a nice gimmick. That’s about it

Paratroopa: the reason you can find mew under the truck is because I drove over him, in a truck

Tennis: I don't like Mew. Next.

14. Arcanine (Score: 1588)
Average Ranking: 38.73 (St. Dev: 39.63) Fully Evolved Rank: 11/68 Fire Rank: 3/12 Growlithe Line: 1/2

1-Gen 2-Starfox 2-Wickle 2-Logicblade 2-Inviso 3-Anagram 4-Stifled 4-Drak 4-Charon 5-TexWolf 6-Comm 8-Karo 8-Tennis 9-MI 12-Bane 13-JONA 13-Cybat 13-Red 15-Cody 18-Poke 19-Flubbin 25-Mnk 30-Scarlet 33-Suor 33-Raka 37-Magmortar75 50-Paratroopa 52-Darkx 58-MSG 61-Kate 70-Ecksgem 77-Ermine 77-Wizards 78-Xuxon 83-Xeybozn 85-Preston 91-Natwaf 104-Paul 107-Mega Mana 135-Sanity 139-TUM

Gen: I'm not going to pretend my favorite is the best pokemon of all time or God's gift to gaming or anything of the sort because frankly that attitude annoys me; I just love most everything about it from its usability and versatility to its design.

Starfox: It’s a dog, so I (almost) automatically love it. Throw in it being a fire type, give it a fair amount of interesting moves (loved it having Extremespeed in Gen II, and despite the fact that it’s not the most useful, I love the move Outrage, so I was really glad Arcanine could learn it by level up in B2W2). Its design is great, it manages to be cute while also being extremely badass. Absolutely love this thing. It was a pretty tough choice between him and my #1.

Anagram: I've never seen a pokemon list without Arcanine in the top twenty.

Stifled: Manages to be elegant, adorable, and a total ass kicker all at the same time.

Tennis: Should have been a holographic rare in the base-set. http://www.serebii.net/card/base/23.jpg How awesome would that have been?

Bane: So fluffy! Just imagine running through fields on his back.

Raka: So majestic.

Magmortar: It could have used that now-gigantic movepool a lot earlier. It’s a Legendary Pokemon, man…one in species name only, but a Legendary! Sweet lion-esque dog with some crazy stats and impressive abilities. All-around good Pokemon.

Preston: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFgfPAcYWT8

Natwaf: Look at that sexy BST and majestic design. However, I always found it to be kinda meh when I had the opportunity to use it.

13. Zapdos (Score: 1564)
Average Ranking: 38.73 (St. Dev: 39.63) Fully Evolved Rank: 10/68 Electric Rank: 2/9 Flying Rank: 5/19 Legendaries: 3/5

4-Comm 5-Natwaf 5-JONA 6-Starfox 6-Scarlet 8-Stifled 10-Wickle 10-MSG 11-TUM 11-Poke 14-Logicblade 14-Mega Mana 15-Anagram 15-Preston 15-Charon 17-Ermine 19-Wizards 21-Flubbin 23-Magmortar75 24-Mnk 25-Xuxon 29-Inviso 32-Xeybozn 37-Raka 41-Drak 42-TexWolf 44-Cody 45-Suor 45-Darkx 53-Sanity 54-Ecksgem 59-MI 60-Kate 67-Paul 74-Red 78-Paratroopa 78-Bane 93-Cybat 109-Gen 118-Tennis 128-Karo

Natwaf: Freakin' awesome. Thunderbird (well, crow) truly is the best of the three. Better have a Rock/Ground ready to counter it. And I LOVE using a deck in the GBC game that contains nothing but the Legendary Zapdos. EAT FREE 30 AND 70 DAMAGE ****ER!

Stifled: Badass electric bird? Yes plz.

Preston: I got a Zapdos action figure for my 10th Birthday back in 4th Grade. That was back in 2003. I’m only able to remember that because that was the only good Birthday present I got that year. I could call out a flaw to notion towards Zapdos but we are in the Top 15 now. It’s easy to forgive the negatives and focus on the positives instead.

Magmortar: Pretty cool looking and insanely useful electric bird. Zapdos is one of the definitions of a well-designed Pokemon in every sense of the word (especially when it comes to legendaries)

Raka: Worse than the two other birds.

Paratroopa: kind of not as good in retrospect as I thought it was, sort of weird and ugly, still a bird though

Bane: Cool looking but always my least favorite legendary bird. Just looks mean.

Gen: I don't like him very much because he looks painful. I wouldn't want to pet him and I'm pretty sure he would peck a human's eyes out. Jolteon also looks painful but he gets bonus points cuz canine.

Karo: Zapdos, the eye gouging pokemon. This pokemon is infamously diffcult to raise due to the fact that it has a habit of accidentally poking out the eyes of its trainer.

12. Bulbasaur (Score: 1540)
Average Ranking: 37.56 (St. Dev: 29.73) NFE Rank: 3/83 Grass Rank: 1/14 Poison Rank: 2/33 Starters: 4/9

1-Cody 5-Poke 7-Mega Mana 10-Inviso 11-Cybat 13-TexWolf 14-TUM 15-MI 15-Flubbin 16-MSG 16-Comm 18-Raka 18-Darkx 23-Suor 24-Tennis 26-Drak 28-Logicblade 30-Bane 31-Stifled 33-Preston 33-Ecksgem 33-Sanity 35-Starfox 35-Paratroopa 35-Kate 38-Xeybozn 40-Gen 40-Red 43-Xuxon 45-Ermine 45-Scarlet 49-Anagram 52-Mnk 53-Karo 54-Paul 55-Wizards 61-JONA 72-Natwaf 101-Charon 119-Magmortar75 148-Wickle

Raka: Cutest ugly thing.

Tennis: First Pokemon I ever chose! Leech Seed is a useful move.

Bane: I never really give Bulbasaur much notice, but he’s pretty legit. Pretty cute and I like the pod on his back.

Stifled: Easy mode for RBY. Never picked him or Squirtle first, but still cool dudes. I also enjoyed how snarky he was in the anime.

Preston: I have an amazing FACTOID to tell all of you ladies and gentlemen. Did you know Bulbasaur is the number one Pokémon in the Pokédex? Isn’t that amazing? ^_^ Anyways. Bulbasaur is cool but I much prefer Charmander and Squirtle myself. I wonder how well Bulbasaur would do in a Character Battle. Would Bulbasaur even get past the preliminary round? Which reminds me. We seriously need to have a “back to basics” Character Battle. 64 characters, 8 x 8 format, the only gimmick being that there is a Loser’s Bracket. Who’s in? Also? Screw you Gatarix for comparing me to Se7enthrust. >_> Also? You people need to understand that Bulbasaur is not water soluble. I repeat. Bulbasaur is not water soluble.

Paratroopa: I was the only kid in school who picked bulbasaur, I had good taste

Gen: I like how it starts out as the best starter for the first portion of the game but becomes the least useful by the time you reach the Elite Four and Legendaries and junk. Ha, sure showed them what looked for Easy Mode! That said he's actually my favorite designed starter from this generation. He's simple, cute, and hard to identify. Is it a toad, a dinosaur, a bit of both? Whatever it is I like it, but *gasp* design isn't everything to me so it loses some points for usefulness and that thing it ultimately evolves into poor guy.

Magmortar: Most of you are probably going to want my head for this, but simply put, Bulbasaur has never been a big favorite of mine. It’s just alright in terms of everything. It’s not useful and it’s not cute enough to me.

11. Alakazam (Score: 1467)
Average Ranking: 35.78 (St. Dev: 31.10) Fully Evolved Rank: 9/68 Psychic Rank: 2/14 Abra line: 1/3

1-Paul 3-Wickle 4-Natwaf 4-Anagram 4-Magmortar75 6-Flubbin 8-Starfox 8-Poke 9-Scarlet 12-Raka 14-Drak 16-Mega Mana 17-TUM 17-Charon 20-Ecksgem 22-Stifled 23-Cybat 27-Ermine 28-Gen 28-Bane 28-Darkx 29-Red 29-Xeybozn 30-Sanity 33-JONA 35-Wizards 37-MSG 39-MI 39-Cody 40-Xuxon 45-TexWolf 51-Logicblade 52-Inviso 55-Comm 60-Karo 66-Kate 95-Tennis 104-Preston 104-Suor 110-Mnk 115-Paratroopa

Natwaf: Powerful. Insanely powerful. Then it became a glass cannon and lost the elemental punches. Still fast and hits hard, and I loved using it in my RBY team.

Magmortar: One of Pokemon’s oldest and to this day among most extreme glass cannons–Alakazam can shatter your skull just with its brain, but it sure as Hell can’t take one. Improbably intelligent, with an IQ of 5000, and improbably fancy, with a mustache even I envy. And it’s just so cool. In 3D games like the Stadiums and such, when it gets hit, it takes some levitating relaxation time.

Flubbin: Alakazam has a fabulous mustache and is smarter than me. Such a classy gentleman.

Raka: I hated trading until the 6th gen, sooo…

Stifled: You spoony bard!

Gen: Mr. Mustache! Not as cute as Kadabra but obviously now useful. I hold the whole line in pretty high regard as you can see.

Bane: Glorious mustache with spoons. That is all.

Preston: Would you like some Dixie plates with those spoons?

Paratroopa: don't really think moustaches are a great look for pokemon

10. Gyarados (Score: 1442)
Average Ranking: 35.17 (St. Dev: 34.83) Fully Evolved Rank: 8/68 Water Rank: 3/32 Flying Rank 4/19 Magikarp line: 1/2

1-TexWolf 2-Mnk 3-Inviso 4-Cody 6-Natwaf 7-MSG 8-Drak 8-Wizards 9-Anagram 9-TUM 11-Raka 12-Xeybozn 13-Stifled 14-JONA 14-Flubbin 14-Scarlet 14-Xuxon 15-Kate 17-Darkx 18-Comm 22-Bane 24-Charon 30-Gen 31-Magmortar75 37-Starfox 40-Sanity 42-Logicblade 43-Paratroopa 44-Preston 44-Ecksgem 50-Tennis 53-MI 55-Mega Mana 65-Suor 65-Paul 77-Cybat 82-Poke 94-Red 95-Karo 123-Wickle 127-Ermine

Natwaf: Awesome. The design is cool, the stat spread + ability is a match made in heaven, and SKULKRAKEN! Then it got a Mega... turning into Water/Dark. Oh man the outrage was hilarious. This thing is the cornerstone of my Maison team, it's Intimidate + option to reduce weakness to pull off a dragon dance is key to many a battle. Where mah Crunch at though. Bite isn't cutting it.

Anagram: Just fantastic. Who doesn't love Gyarados?

Raka: Scary, scaly dragon(not).

Stifled: I think even Splash would hurt now.

Bane: Fun fact: He was the first Pokemon I ever really saw. I went to McDonald’s when I was very young and Pokemon was the toy for the Happy Meal. I got my meal to see a Pokeball, and when I opened that a little plush Gyarados came out. Got me to start wanting to watch and play the series. He’ll always hold a place in my heart.

Gen: Really SHOULD be Skulkraken

Magmortar: Bulky SOAB coming from a waste of 500 dollars that generally only requires one good turn and then proceeds to destroy your entire team. Fancy. The thing about Gyarados not being a Dragon-type to me is simple: do you honestly want to deal with a Dragon-type Gyarados? I don’t!

Paratroopa: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk6iqqYVPt1qh5gxd.png

Preston: I’ll be honest. I never had the patience and assertiveness to raise a Magikarp all the way to Level 20. And when you could get a Red Gyarados in G/S/C why bother? It was at a very late stage in the game (somewhere I think before you got the seventh badge?) where you didn’t want to bother raising it. Still Gyarados is a very powerful Pokémon despite it’s typing (Water/Flying) and it’s good for anyone’s party but I’ve come across better Water types and it’s a bit too sinister looking for my taste. 0_0 Overall Gyarados is a good Pokémon.

Red: The Zapdos of the sea, it just wants to devour your face or whatever. Only cool because it evolves from Magikarp, but thats it.

9. Ninetales (Score: 1377)
Average Ranking: 33.58 (St. Dev: 32.74) Fully Evolved Rank: 7/68 Fire Rank: 2/12 Vulpix line: 1/2

1-Inviso 1-Charon 2-Kate 5-Xuxon 6-Ecksgem 6-Cody 6-Bane 7-Wickle 7-Karo 9-Drak 10-Mega Mana 10-MI 11-Suor 12-Red 15-Tennis 16-Magmortar75 16-Mnk 18-Scarlet 20-Logicblade 20-Raka 21-Cybat 23-Flubbin 24-Gen 24-Poke 25-TexWolf 26-Preston 28-MSG 35-Comm 41-Wizards 46-JONA 52-Anagram 53-Stifled 64-Ermine 70-Natwaf 72-Starfox 75-Paul 78-Sanity 85-TUM 100-Xeybozn 102-Darkx 135-Paratroopa

Bane: The excellence in elegance, I honestly would question anyone who says they don’t like Ninetales even a little bit. Similar to a fox, which I really like, and can live for 1,000 years. The original Higher-Being-like Pokemon for me, it’s so mystical and enthralling.

Red: I dont quite like the design as much as Vulpix, I dont know, it looks just a little more plain. Still one of the better Pokemon of the generation.

Magmortar: This fox is just so darned pretty, and HypnoPlot was a fun thing to use on people back in Battle Revolution random. Ninetales was the MVP of that all Fire-type team I made for that game sometimes. Curses are nothing to me, Ninetales is just a great Pokemon.

Raka: I really like its…mane?

Gen: It's kind of weird how certain pokémon are immune to hate, but this is one where I don't really mind that being the case.

Preston: Eat your heart out Furries. Yes I like Ninetales. Normally Pokemon that are initially made only for furries in mind has resulted in some horrible Pokemon like Lopunny but that’s not the case here with Ninetales. I like Ninetales.It’s simple and majestic in design, the solid white base/skin color is perfect and you can thank Naruto for coming into existence purely because of Ninetales. Also? Ninetales looks like the perfect Pokémon that I can hitch a ride with cruising through the plains and grass without a care in the world. (Preston, seriously, why did you think GameFAQs would be able to support wingdings?)

Anagram: Definitely the most overrated Gen 1 pokemon. People act like this is a really great pokemon, when it's merely pretty good.

Stifled: So elegant. But Vulpix is better.

Natwaf: It looks elegant, majestic, and other such descriptions. Too bad it's weak, but hey, it has Drought.

Starfox: Definitely one that I don’t understand the love for at all. I mean it’s not bad, it’s just… so… meh. Maybe it’s because it’s so feminine, I dunno.

Paratroopa: it's literally just a kitsune, not impressed

8. Gengar (Score: 1360)
Average Ranking: 33.17 (St. Dev: 34.83) Fully Evolved Rank: 6/68 Ghost Rank: 1/3 Poison Rank: 1/33 Gastly line: 1/2

1-TUM 5-MSG 5-Stifled 5-Xeybozn 5-Wizards 6-Magmortar75 6-Mnk 6-Sanity 9-Raka 11-Logicblade 11-Scarlet 12-Starfox 12-Comm 14-Bane 15-Mega Mana 17-Preston 17-Ecksgem 17-TexWolf 18-Natwaf 18-Kate 20-Suor 20-Paul 21-Ermine 22-Cody 24-Flubbin 27-Darkx 28-Charon 37-Anagram 38-JONA 45-Inviso 47-Cybat 50-Karo 50-Drak 51-MI 53-Gen 53-Xuxon 82-Tennis 89-Poke 113-Red 130-Paratroopa 150-Wickle

Stifled: Smirky, tricky, possibly evil ghost that I adore.

Magmortar: I really did not care for Gengar at first, but suddenly in Gen 4 it really grew on me. It’s always been a strong Pokemon (to give you an idea, in Gen 1, it was a POISON-TYPE that was still OU, and before Gen 4 it had no really usable STAB) and one with an endless bag of tricks up its sleeve. You see that smug grin on its face? That’s because he knows that you don’t know what the ‘Gar is packing. It could be anything. Using it is just so fun, because you never know what kind of chaos it can cause.

Raka: Mischievously great.

Bane: The most evil smile in the franchise, complete with red eyes and a sinister purple color. Cheshire Cat in Pokemon form? I think so.

Preston: Gengar is awesome.Gengar is a beast of a Pokémon and with an array of moves like Shadow Ball, Bite, Crunch, Hypnosis, Dream Eater, Confusion and Confuse Ray. It’s hard to do better Gengar.

Natwaf: Worst design of the ghost trio of Gen I, but it's power is undeniable. Fast, hits hard (lol Ghost being physical. WTF), trollish ability (man it's not even levitating), and can even put stuff to sleep. Beware Clefable's Shadow.

Paratroopa: pretty much every ghost that has come after him is way cooler, gengar is just boring

7. Jolteon (Score: 1301)
Average Ranking: 31.73 (St. Dev: 30.94) Fully Evolved Rank: 5/68 Electric Rank: 1/8 Eevee line: 1/2

1-Drak 2-Mega Mana 3-Ermine 3-Stifled 3-Red 3-TexWolf 3-Comm 4-Tennis 5-Karo 5-Inviso 7-Xeybozn 8-MSG 10-Anagram 10-Magmortar75 13-Starfox 13-Preston 15-Wickle 16-Ecksgem 16-Scarlet 16-Charon 19-Logicblade 20-Poke 22-Paul 26-TUM 29-Kate 32-Mnk 34-Suor 34-Bane 39-Raka 48-MI 52-Flubbin 52-Wizards 65-Paratroopa 66-JONA 68-Natwaf 74-Xuxon 78-Darkx 86-Cybat 96-Gen 96-Cody 109-Sanity

Mana: Pin Missile + Speed + Electric = Jolty.

Stifled: Best Eeveelution? Yep. Best electric type? Yep. Best Pokemon ever? Nope, but pretty close!

Red: Second favorite Eevee of the generation, that gets him ranked quite highly.

Magmortar: I told myself when ranking, ‘I am not going to rank an Eeveelution high, I don’t care about them, I’M NOT MOST POKEMON FANS’, it turned out I had one exception. Jolteon’s grown on me a lot over the years. I love that extreme speed stat and if you ask me it basically defines the ideal Electric type: something that quickly hits fish and birds something awful. Jolteon doesn’t do much, but what it does do, it is really, really good at. And it kind of has a mane! Awww yeah.

Preston: More manly than Zeus.

Bane: Another Pokemon I didn’t really like until fairly recently. It looks like what it represents; fast and agile like lightning. I honestly could put him up higher but here he is. I especially like the pointed ears.

Raka: Spiky fox.

Paratroopa: ugh I guess I'm going to associate jolteon with anonymous mafia for the rest of my life

Natwaf: Looks neat, and it's speed makes it one to watch out for, but eh Eeveelution.

6. Blastoise (Score: 1258)
Average Ranking: 30.68 (St. Dev: 33.75) Fully Evolved Rank: 4/68 Water Rank: 2/32 Squirtle line: 2/3 Starters: 3/9

1-Wizards 2-Raka 3-Natwaf 3-Kate 4-Wickle 4-MSG 4-Mnk 4-Xeybozn 5-Bane 7-Flubbin 9-Starfox 9-Preston 10-Logicblade 11-Darkx 12-Cody 14-Anagram 14-Comm 15-JONA 15-Sanity 16-Cybat 16-Paul 17-Scarlet 21-Tennis 22-Mega Mana 22-Poke 24-Drak 24-MI 25-Magmortar75 32-Stifled 43-Suor 44-Paratroopa 47-Charon 48-Karo 54-TexWolf 57-Red 66-Ecksgem 73-TUM 101-Inviso 115-Gen 119-Ermine 126-Xuxon

Raka: My first Level 100 Pokemon! Still quite…cool. If you squint.

Natwaf: Best gen I starter. Look at those sexy, sexy cannons. Mega was great, and I love that moment in Origins where Charizard punched Blastoise, and he does not give a ****. Neat that it can learn Earthquake and Ice Beam/Blizzard to cover it's weaknesses. Truly the best choice.

Bane: I love using Blastoise in battle. He has a flawless design,simple but effective, and comes from Squirtle. What else could you ask for?

Flubbin: B-B-BACK CANNONS! I am in never-ending awe of Blastoise’s wonderful cannons, and you should be too.

Preston: I have the most boring Top 10 ever. Half of my top ten consists of Pokémon that were playable in at least one Smash game. (Pikachu, Charizard, Squirtle, Jiggs and Mewtwo) Butterfree playing an infamous role in the anime, Articuno is a legendary and of course Squirtle and Charmander. The two classic starters. Again? I always preferred Blastoise myself but both Charizard and Blastoise are incredible.

Sanity: A badass turtle with canons on his back. I like it. He is what got me into the games.

Magmortar: Blastoise blows…a lot of Pokemon out of the water with those cannons on its shell!”

Stifled: Looks super cool. Needs more attack power to go with that defense though.

Paratroopa: it's a turtle with cannons on its back so yeah that works

Red: Squirtle was my first starter in RBY, but Blastoise ended up my least favorite of the fully evolved trio. With Venusaur being on my main team and Charizard basically being a dragon, there wasnt much hope for the oversized water cannon turtle.

5. Scyther (Score: 1163)
Average Ranking: 28.37 (St. Dev: 26.39) NFE Rank: 2/83 Bug Rank: 1/12 Flying Rank: 3/19

1-Ecksgem 3-JONA 3-Gen 3-Charon 3-Paul '''5-Cybat 5-Drak''' 7-Starfox 8-Inviso 8-Flubbin 8-Xuxon 9-Ermine 9-Poke 10-TUM 13-Bane 13-Comm 14-MSG 15-Xeybozn 16-Suor 17-Magmortar75 22-Scarlet 23-Paratroopa 24-Natwaf 25-Anagram 26-Wizards 27-Raka 30-Preston 32-Darkx 34-Logicblade 43-Wickle 45-Mega Mana 45-Stifled 48-TexWolf 50-Red 52-MI 52-Sanity 60-Cody 77-Karo 77-Mnk 85-Kate 116-Tennis

Starfox: The definition of badass

Bane: Two shape blades as arms? Check. Is there anymore I need to add? I like the shade of green he is as well.

Paratroopa: gen 1 had a lot of good bugs

Natwaf: Looks badass, though I still wonder why that anime ep had Scyther vs Electabuzz. Oh well, guess they're saving. Magmar for Blaine. The fact that it has the same BST as it's evo is neat. Don't stick an Eviolite on it though.

Magmortar: It has scythes for arms. Do you need anything else?

Raka: Damn cool for a bug Pokemon.

Preston: I remember Scyther having great fisticuffs with Ash’s Bulbasaur one time in the anime. Scyther is pretty cool and laid back. Even if I’m not a bug collector at all.

Stifled: The Scyther and Electabuzz gyms made for a good episode.

Red: Scythes for arms...thats a little impractical. Still cool, if totally worthless competitively.

Tennis: Sorry, I just never liked it much. I understand why people do though.

4. Charizard (Score: 1136)
Average Ranking: 27.71 (St. Dev: 30.19) Fully Evolved Rank: 3/63 Fire Rank: 1/12 Flying Rank: 2/19 Charmander Line: 1/3 Starters: 2/9

1-Starfox 1-Stifled 1-Raka 3-Flubbin 3-Wizards 4-JONA 6-MSG 6-Darkx 7-Anagram 8-Suor 8-Xeybozn 9-Tennis 10-Preston 10-Ecksgem 10-Red 10-Comm 13-Logicblade 14-Natwaf 14-Cybat 14-Magmortar75 14-Cody 17-Mega Mana 17-Bane 20-TUM 21-Scarlet 30-Charon 31-Drak 32-MI 32-Sanity 35-Xuxon 37-Inviso 40-Mnk 51-Karo 51-Paratroopa 54-Kate 55-Gen 59-Paul 62-Poke 75-Ermine 102-TexWolf 149-Wickle

Starfox: Charmander was my first starter, and I have soooo many good memories with this line. Like managing to defeat Misty with just Charmeleon but sheer dumb luck when I first played Red version, and after it evolved into Charizard, he wasn’t just a staple on my team, he was practically the entirety of my team. I love his design. It’s somewhat simple, but I think that’s part of why I like it so much. The only grievance I have is that he wasn’t a dragon type, but Mega Charizard X fixed that. And speaking of that, the best mega by far. Love this guy so much.

Stifled: For the ultimate in badassery, accept no substitutes. Once I saw that fire breathing dragon in front of me the first time I knew nothing would ever top him.

Raka: You'll hear me roar; Oh oh oh oh oh oh; You're gonna hear me roar…

Flubbin: I don’t know what to say about Charizard that hasn’t already been said. Charizard is such a bro. I have a Charizard keychain on my lanyard right now. It’s awesome. Everyone should respect the Zard.

Tennis: I still remember when I pulled it's $35 trading card out of a booster pack. I think my heart skipped a beat. I still have a complete collection of the first four TCG sets. http://thetopcut.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Charizard.jpg

A kid stole it from me but my friends and I found out where he lived. All I will say is we got it back.

Preston: I have the strangest feeling in my gut that Charizard is going to end up winning this whole thing. But there’s no mistaking that Charizard is awesome with the baditude level cranked up to 11. I remember how Charizard would have the zaniest and coolest dogfights with other Pokémon in the show.

<3 Charizard’s Seismic Toss Attack And You Would See The Earth Spinning <3

http://i.imgur.com/KXk8F.gif

I was also happy that Charizard managed to defeat Borelda in the Character Battle of 2013 in that triple threat Nintendo match-up with Charizard barely scrapping up the win against Borelda and DK. Princess Zelda is a c*** Anyways. If Charizard ends up winning this whole thing? I won’t mind.

Natwaf: My favorite part about Charizard is how insanely touchy it's fans are. Like the dragon all you want man, it's mediocre in battle. It got two Megas, both of which are neat. Fire/Flying is still redundant, but hey it has Drought. And we know how great Fire/Dragon is (watch out for Azumarill). A great teammate in Yellow and X's Mono-Fire.

Also: i.imgur.com/dDeIrme.png

Bahahah

Magmortar: A generally nice Pokemon…when Stealth Rocks aren’t around (and as its Mega Evolutions now show, even then…) who practically stole the anime and made a fair number of nice appearances in Smash Bros. But really, it’s freaking Charizard. What hasn’t been said about this guy before?

Bane: Along with Pikachu, a mainstay Pokemon. Perfect imagery of a fire dragon (without being a dragon), it has everything when you think of “cool”. Plus I loved Ash’s Charizard and how much it didn’t give a f***. So nice.

Sanity: As awesome as dragons are, Charizard is a little too "cartoony" to be badass. He's still cool.

Paratroopa: all right you're a scary fire dragon do you want a medal

Gen: He's not God's gift to gaming or anything, but he's pretty cool. Especially his Mega evolutions. Why am I not surprised he gets special treatment and gets two?

3. Articuno (Score: 1072)
Average Ranking: 26.15 (St. Dev: 28.69) Fully Evolved Rank: 2/63 Ice Rank: 1/5 Flying Rank: 1/19 Legendaries: 2/5

1-Anagram 1-Preston 1-Scarlet 1-Poke 2-Red 4-Ecksgem 5-MI 5-Suor 5-Comm 7-Bane 8-Logicblade 8-Mnk 9-Cybat 9-Sanity 9-Darkx 12-JONA 13-MSG 13-Charon 14-Inviso 17-Gen 18-Drak 20-Mega Mana 20-Flubbin 21-TUM 22-Paratroopa 25-Kate 26-Stifled 27-Starfox 31-Wizards 33-Karo 34-Ermine 35-Raka 38-Wickle 38-Xuxon 45-Natwaf 45-Cody 51-Xeybozn 66-TexWolf 103-Paul 113-Magmortar75 117-Tennis

Anagram: I put it at #1 and I still think I underrated it.

Preston: My number one favorite and always will be. Even if it was a pain in the arse to catch Articuno at the Seafoam Islands? I didn’t care. I love Articuno. If Pokémon was real? I would love to tame one. A worthy winner in my opinion.

Poke: Beautiful ice bird

Bane: Another Pokemon that excels in elegance, I love that it’s an Ice type which is probably one of my favorite types for Pokemon Designs. It just stands out from Zapdos and Moltres, I could picture them fighting and Articuno just saying “I’m too good for this s***” and watches, knowing its superiority.

Gen: Seems like it's B8's sweetheart because it's the one OG pokemon that dodges all the haters. Zard, Stoise, Gengar, Mewtwo, Arcanine... all have their fair share of detractors but not Cuno. Is it weird of me to ponder why this is when I've ranked it 17th?

Paratroopa: I cannot lie about my love of fancy birds, I am really into fancy birds

Stifled: So pretty! While it’s my least favorite of the Legendary Birds, all three are excellent.

Starfox: Hell, I like Articuno… but the love it gets here still kinda baffles me.

Raka: Better than the two other birds.

Magmortar: That typing at least now gets STAB Hurricane, but oh god, is it bad. I think that typing by itself makes Articuno Regigigas’ only real competition for the title of “worst legendary ever”. Actually, that’s being nice to Regigigas. Articuno’s sort of pretty!”

Tennis: I ranked all 3 legendary birds fairly low. I don't really like how similar they are to each other and the fact that they are already level 50 when you get them.

2. Mewtwo (Score: 1062)
Average Ranking: 25.90 (St. Dev: 32.17) Fully Evolved Rank: 1/68 Psychic Rank: 1/14 Legendaries: 1/5

1-Natwaf 1-Cybat 1-Magmortar75 '''2-Anagram 2-Scarlet 2-Xeybozn 2-Wizards''' 3-Cody 3-Poke 4-Sanity 5-Starfox 6-Preston 6-Tennis 7-JONA 7-TUM 7-Charon 11-Flubbin 11-Bane 12-Stifled 12-Ecksgem 13-Darkx 15-Suor 17-Drak 18-Red 19-Raka 21-MSG 22-Inviso 25-Paul 29-Comm 30-Kate 31-Logicblade 43-Mnk 45-Xuxon 50-Mega Mana 52-Gen 60-Ermine 64-Wickle 64-MI 68-TexWolf 124-Karo 147-Paratroopa

Natwaf: The one. The only. The most powerful pokemon ever, RBY Mewtwo (lol Special stat. What the **** were they thinking). Badass, cool, and undeniably powerful, it's the best pokemon of Gen I

Magmortar: The classic ‘god’ of Pokemon (Arceus may be God but pssst, can that deer make a claim to having been the most broken Pokemon ever?), with fantastic time in the anime and a sorely missed spot in Smash Bros.. It has this movepool that’s probably too large, and stats that to-this-day are probably too good. It got a signature move close to fifteen years after its debut, which allows it to beat ****ing Chansey sometimes. He looks like Frieza. It’s Mewtwo, and to me, he’s always going to be top…kitten.

Anagram: It's complicated, but it should be, because it's manmade and built to destroy. It looks exactly like it should look.

Sanity: Too amazing in the actual game to rank any lower than this.

Preston: Here’s a picture of my Mewtwo plushie.

http://videogamemm.com/main/sites/default/files/images/100_5807.preview.jpg

WhiskeyNick doesn’t like for whatever reason. XD But yes Mewtwo is amazing. Mewtwo is the ruler of all Pokémon and let’s be honest here. Mewtwo was the only reason why you all went to see The Pokemon Movie back in 1999. Nowadays the Pokémon movies are shelved out straight to the DVD bargain bin.Mewtwo is treasured and loved by many activists of Pokémon and I can only hope Board 8 feels the same way.

Tennis: I used to be annoyed that it was so much stronger than any other Pokemon, but as time passed I've come to respect and admire its power and mystique. Fighting/catching it in the Unknown Dungeon is the culmination of my favorite video game of all time.

Bane: One look at this guy and you know you’re in for it. Already the ultimate end-game catch, Mewtwo Strikes Back adds a history to him that proves he’s the ultimate badass. Tragically misunderstood and abused. Perfect.

Stifled: Dat movie. Also I want him back in Smash.

Raka: Bad-ass but overrated.

Gen: I have never liked him near as much as Mew. Even after the movie. I think those weird neck wires might be why. Giving him a Mega Evo that looks more like the pokemon he allegedly was cloned from was a smart move. Then they made a monkey-toed one for some reason.

Karo: hated this guy so much back when I first played gen 1. I detested the whole concept of one pokemon being so absurdly more powerful than all the others.

Paratroopa: mewtwo can f*** right off, I hate this thing

1. Squirtle (Score: 1045)
Average Ranking: 25.49 (St. Dev: 24.49) NFE Rank: 1/83 Water Rank: 1/32 Squirtle Line: 1/3 Starters: 1/9

1-Darkx 2-Drak 3-Bane 4-Suor 5-Mega Mana 5-Raka 6-JONA 7-Preston 7-Mnk 7-Scarlet 8-Paul 9-MSG 10-Gen 10-Flubbin 11-Cody 11-Comm 12-MI 13-Xeybozn 16-Logicblade 16-Stifled 18-Anagram 18-Wizards 20-Cybat 20-Kate 22-Ecksgem 23-Poke 25-Tennis 26-Red 28-Inviso 29-Natwaf 34-Sanity 41-TexWolf 46-Karo 48-Ermine 48-Magmortar75 50-Starfox 55-Paratroopa 62-TUM 73-Xuxon 91-Charon 105-Wickle

Bane: Probably my 2nd favorite starter in the series, a perfect design. Super cute but can still look cool, his episode in the anime also makes him even better.

Raka: Best Gen 1 base starter.

Preston: No joke. The Squirtle Squad always became a reoccurring gag me and my dad (Richard Condra) would reenact in the anime.

Gen: Squirt!

Stifled: I've always liked Squirtle but Brawl got him higher.

Natwaf: Wore Kamina glasses before Kamina. **********er deserves to be in the top 30. And it's so gosh darn adorable. Still NFE Trash.

Magmortar: Of the Pokemon Trainer Pokemon, it’s easily the most fun to play as. And it’s just adorable. Squirrel tail, man!

Paratroopa: you'd think I'd have more to say about squirtle but I don't

Final Outlier Stats
43.205-Paratroopa 42.490-Sanity 42.411-Xuxon 37.364-Ermine 36.755-TexWolf 35.245-Magmortar75 34.901-Wizards 34.490-Wickle 34.464-Xeybozn 34.172-Gen 33.497-Karo 33.338-Tennis 32.980-TUM 32.768-MI 32.556-Paul 31.841-Drak 31.669-Inviso 31.510-Mega Mana 30.517-Natwaf 29.722-Kate 29.311-Darkx 29.020-Preston 28.781-Comm 28.437-Mnk 28.172-Cybat 27.762-Red 27.444-Poke 27.377-Cody 26.543-Logicblade 26.477-Bane 26.225-Suor 25.947-Anagram 25.642-Stifled 25.629-Raka 24.715-Scarlet 24.450-Ecksgem 23.960-MSG 22.556-Starfox 22.318-Charon 21.060-JONA 20.464-Flubbin