Board 8 Ranks Generation V Pokemon

This is the 5th part of the grand "Board 8 Ranks Pokemon" project.

49 users ranked Gen V's roster of Pokemon from 1 to 156, with 1 being their favorite and 156 being their most hated. The host then added up all the lists to create a master list, where #1 is Board 8's favorite Gen V Pokemon and #156 is Board 8's most hated Gen V Pokemon. While this required quite a bit of time and thought from users (hopefully), and a lot of time from the host, the end result would ideally be much more accurate than other contests since it factors in love, hate, and even apathy. For example, Arcanine normally does great in other contests, but was only #14 in Gen 1 due to receiving lots of middling ranks.

starfox2245 created and hosted the first 4 generations, and opened list submissions for Gen V. However, perhaps due to the enormous amount of work that hosting this project demanded, starfox left GameFAQs and closed his account. He offered to send and explain his spreadsheet tools to someone who wanted to take over the project, and Steiner stepped up to the task. With his spreadsheet knowledge, he was able to make hosting this project easier, although he's still put in tons of work.

Steiner began revealing the master list on March 28, 2015.

Users Participating In The Gen V Pokemon Rankings
49 users submitted spreadsheets for this generation. This is noticeably lower than the last 3 gens, which all had 58-62 participants. This is likely due to Gen V's roster being unpopular among Board 8 along with its size.

Inviso Logicblade starfox2245 FrostHarpy Sorozone PrinceKaro CasanovaZelos cody11533 tazzyboyishere Dragon66116 BetrayedTangy KommunistKoala Wicklebee Genny StifledSilence Raka_Putra ecksgem Anagram Luster Soldier Scepter swordz9 Natwaf ctesjbuvf Suor OrangeCrush SanityLapse Magmortar Whiskey Nick xx521xx mnkboy907 junglebob22 Ermine mcflubbin TexWolf_1729 profDEADPOOL JONALEON1 Brayze II Articuno2001 Cybat Drakeryn l3fty Xuxon Bane_Of_Despair Wigs Paratroopa1 red13n Steiner Naye745 XIII_Rocks

Wickle's and Steiner's Spreadsheets
They created a cool spreadsheet where more in-depth data can be tracked such as number of spot-on rankings for each user, what the highest ranked Pokemon eliminated for each user currently is, and so on.

View the Google Drive spreadsheet here.

Nick's and Ermine's Pokecasts
Nick and Ermine made a series of podcasts for this project. Episode 8 was the first one for Gen V, and it focused on previewing that gen.

Pokecast Episode 8

156. Gothita
Score: 6640 Average Ranking: 135.51 (Standard Deviation: 25.88) Psychic rank: 15/15 NFE rank: 74/74

35 - SanityLapse 70 - PrinceKaro 85 - Scepter 96 - Suor 100 - Logicblade 104 - OrangeCrush 107 - ctesjbuvf 111 - Cybat 111 - XIII_Rocks 118 - CasanovaZelos 118 - FrostHarpy 122 - Wicklebee 123 - Natwaf 128 - xx521xx 129 - cody11533 131 - Steiner 132 - tazzyboyishere 134 - Articuno2001 137 - StifledSilence 141 - KommunistKoala 144 - profDEADPOOL 146 - TexWolf_1729 146 - Naye745 147 - Sorozone 147 - Bane_Of_Despair 148 - BetrayedTangy 149 - Xuxon 150 - Ermine 150 - Raka_Putra 150 - mnkboy907 151 - Luster Soldier 151 - Magmortar 151 - Genny 152 - Whiskey Nick 154 - Drakeryn 154 - JONALEON1 154 - starfox2245 154 - Wigs 155 - l3fty 155 - ecksgem 155 - red13n 155 - Dragon66116 155 - Inviso 155 - swordz9 '''156 - Anagram 156 - Paratroopa1 156 - junglebob22 156 - mcflubbin 156 - Brayze II'''

SanityLapse: The idea of a baby being a goth is hysterical. This design is such ass, but the concept is too good to rank low.

Suor: I used to think Gothita sucked and make no mistake it is ugly, but honestly, that b***y attitude wins me over everytime. http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111218150650/pokemon/images/b/b0/Koharu_Gothita.png

Logicblade: Oh a Goth tower.

ctesjbuvf: Something about it kind of annoys me. The idea of a goth Pokemon is cool, it just doesn’t act like a typical goth.

Cybat: Did they not learn anything from Jynx? It is possible to make humanoid psychic Pokemon (see: Abra) but this is just weird.

Wicklebee: Oh look my gothic lolit… WHY THE AKLFJDSAKJ ARE YOU WEARING LIPSTICK. Disgusting trash get out of here. Raised by Jynx to be a hooker already.

Natwaf: CRAAAAAWWWLING IIIIINNNNN MY SKIIIIINNNNN

StifledSilence: Nothing says Pokemon like slit wrists and poetry.

KommunistKoala: This Smoochum wannabe makes me want to puke.

Bane_Of_Despair: Almost baby-like Pokemon with what looks like lipstick…..nope.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #7. What... were... they... thinking?

Raka_Putra: Yeah, Game Freaks, thank you for endorsing the sexualising of children. If in 10 years there's a rise in sexual violence against children, I hope you are ready to part with all your money to pay for lawyers.

Magmortar: I did not want a reminder that this…THING (and I use that term loosely), existed. Also, why did it get Shadow Tag released but not Chandelure, you’re telling me I have to use a gender-confused doll to trap people.

Genny: Damn babies that are not actually babies. This thing might actually pass for sorta cute if not for the hamburger bun lips.

Wigs: no.

ecksgem: I don’t know what's worse between this and Smoochum.

Inviso: I find normal lolicon creepy, but when you make that lolicon into a weird, featureless humanoid? Nope.

Anagram: If someone had specifically said to himself "I want to design a pokemon that's unbearably hideous," he still would not have created anything on the scale of Gothita. It can be only the result of tremendous incompetence.

Paratroopa1: this pokemon is the only pokemon that I actually outright hate. every other pokemon that's bad is just sort of irritating and unpleasant but I don't HATE them. hate is reserved solely for lolita tweety bird here, if you don't rank this last, then you're like objectively wrong, I'm sorry I don't know how else to put it. http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140815034817/pokemon/images/4/4f/Gothita-BW-DreamWorldArt.png seriously look at how gross it is, just stare at it for a while, sooner or later its terribleness will allow you to peer into the void for a brief second and learn dark secrets about the nature of the universe and the cosmos

junglebob22: Worst Pokemon line ever

Brayze II: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2015/004/e/9/poor_gothita_i_will_heal_you_by_belialle-d8cm34a.jpg

155. Simisear
Score: 6589 Average Ranking: 134.47 (Standard Deviation: 30.33) Fire rank: 15/15 Fully Evolved rank: 82/82

9 - StifledSilence 37 - PrinceKaro 70 - Xuxon 74 - Natwaf 116 - Luster Soldier 116 - Genny 116 - Whiskey Nick 116 - red13n 117 - xx521xx 118 - Scepter 119 - Steiner 119 - Drakeryn 125 - mnkboy907 128 - ctesjbuvf 134 - OrangeCrush 136 - Suor 136 - Inviso 138 - Sorozone 139 - Wicklebee 142 - BetrayedTangy 143 - Anagram 145 - cody11533 146 - Ermine 146 - JONALEON1 147 - Magmortar 149 - Logicblade 149 - Articuno2001 149 - l3fty 149 - ecksgem 149 - Dragon66116 150 - Wigs 150 - swordz9 151 - CasanovaZelos 151 - profDEADPOOL 151 - starfox2245 152 - FrostHarpy 152 - TexWolf_1729 153 - XIII_Rocks 153 - junglebob22 153 - mcflubbin 154 - Paratroopa1 '''155 - Cybat 155 - KommunistKoala 155 - Naye745 155 - Bane_Of_Despair 155 - Raka_Putra 155 - Brayze II''' 156 - SanityLapse 156 - tazzyboyishere

StifledSilence: He's like a clutzy gay guy in a sitcom! Except he's a monkey that can control fire! Dude, I'd watch that show.

Natwaf: Least of the monkeys. Ehh, don't really have anything to say, it didn't leave much of an impression

Genny: God no! What did you fiends do to my cutie patootie Pansear!?

ctesjbuvf: Between reggae and broccoli, this line had nothing going for it. Looks bad too.

Inviso: The base forms avoided the bottom 10 of my list, and now the evolved forms avoid the bottom 20. Congrats, but you're still horrible designed, and I rank you the lowest because of your s***ty hairstyle.

Wicklebee: Disco Inferno

Anagram: It's confusing how terrible the elemental monkeys are in a battle sense. The game wanted every player to take one to cover his starter's weaknesses: fair enough. But these things are almost unusablly bad in a statistical sense.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #11. Award for most demented face goes to...?

Magmortar: It looks like Chip from Sonic Unleashed, and since the less I talk about that game the better, Simisear, an already truly hysterically but not actually hysterically bad Pokemon, receives a very low ranking.

Logicblade: Almost the worst monkey.

Wigs: no.

XIII_Rocks: Who fucking cares about these fucktards

junglebob22: Stupid hair, giant ears, fat belly…Yep this is clearly the worst of those awful monkeys

Paratroopa1: oh my god, everything about this guy is so terrible. his dumb face, his fat body, his gross hair, his ridiculous hands, his stupid tail and that godawful thing around his neck. everything about him is bad! literally everything. even his ears are too big. god, I hate you

Cybat: I had a seriously tough time deciding which monkey was the worst. They are all that bad. But thanks to its derpy expression and silly cloud shoulder pads, this one wins! Hooray for awfulness.

KommunistKoala: See Simipour

Bane_Of_Despair: Just ugh. Go away forever.

Raka_Putra: "Heh, what can I say? I don't give a fuck about your eyes and moral values, I can be as ugly as I want."

Brayze II: http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/078/d/3/samurai_simisear_by_pknullatempus-d4ta9tu.jpg

SanityLapse: Monkeys suck.

154. Panpour
Score: 6356 Average Ranking: 129.71 (Standard Deviation: 32.05) Water rank: 17/17 NFE rank: 73/74

21 - StifledSilence 39 - PrinceKaro 41 - Xuxon 49 - Whiskey Nick 102 - Sorozone 104 - mnkboy907 106 - red13n 106 - Dragon66116 108 - Bane_Of_Despair 113 - Suor 114 - Genny 116 - Scepter 119 - xx521xx 125 - JONALEON1 128 - mcflubbin 129 - ctesjbuvf 131 - cody11533 132 - Cybat 136 - Drakeryn 137 - swordz9 139 - OrangeCrush 139 - Paratroopa1 140 - Steiner 141 - tazzyboyishere 142 - Magmortar 142 - TexWolf_1729 143 - Wicklebee 143 - Ermine 144 - BetrayedTangy 144 - starfox2245 145 - Inviso 146 - Anagram 146 - junglebob22 149 - Luster Soldier 149 - Wigs 150 - Logicblade 150 - l3fty 151 - ecksgem 152 - Naye745 153 - profDEADPOOL '''154 - Articuno2001 154 - KommunistKoala 154 - Raka_Putra 154 - Brayze II''' 155 - Natwaf 155 - CasanovaZelos 155 - XIII_Rocks 155 - SanityLapse 156 - FrostHarpy

StifledSilence: Rain spout monkey! So cute!

Genny: Worst of the Pans, but still okay. These monkeys get way too much static.

ctesjbuvf: Doesn’t look too bad, but it’s useless.

Cybat: Not nearly as offensive to look at as its parent. But certainly nothing to write home about. This one is the worst of the three because of the stupid expression on its stupid face.

Paratroopa1: no, this was a bad idea

Magmortar: no one actually used these things right no wonder Gen 6 replaced them with OH MY GOD, KANTO STARTERS

Wicklebee: No song for this one.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #14. Somehow one of the least offensive of the elemental ****s. It does evolve into the terror that will claim us all though...

Inviso: This thing's hair is slightly better than Pansage's, but it's still terrible. Seriously, why are the base forms of these things so godawful?

Anagram: The confusing thing about the elemental monkeys is that you can tell Nintendo really thought it had something with them. These things are shoved in everywhere: trainers and wild grass spew them at you endlessly. Yet they're so obviously terrible. I don’t know what to say.

Wigs: no.

Logicblade: Almost the worst monkey.

KommunistKoala: See Simisear

Raka_Putra: Please don't ever evolve. Actually, cease to exist at once. Thank you. - Humanity (also, everything else)

Brayze II: http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/110/1/9/cress__panpour_and_vaperon_by_asukarose-d4wywsp.jpg

Natwaf: Monkey NFE Trash

XIII_Rocks: Who fucking cares about these fucktards (this is lowest of the monkeys because it beat Pikachu about two months after Pikachu had tied a Latios, and yes I'm blaming Panpour for this and not the writers)

SanityLapse: Monkeys suck.

153. Vullaby
Score: 6345 Average Ranking: 129.49 (Standard Deviation: 22.44) Dark rank: 16/16 Flying rank: 18/18 NFE rank: 72/74

67 - KommunistKoala 68 - Anagram 85 - BetrayedTangy 99 - cody11533 100 - Suor 100 - CasanovaZelos 105 - l3fty 109 - Cybat 109 - Logicblade 110 - Ermine 113 - Steiner 113 - profDEADPOOL 113 - Sorozone 116 - Articuno2001 117 - ecksgem 117 - XIII_Rocks 122 - Luster Soldier 127 - Xuxon 127 - FrostHarpy 131 - Paratroopa1 131 - SanityLapse 132 - Scepter 132 - Drakeryn 133 - StifledSilence 133 - TexWolf_1729 136 - Bane_Of_Despair 138 - ctesjbuvf 138 - tazzyboyishere 139 - red13n 141 - junglebob22 143 - Dragon66116 143 - xx521xx 143 - Raka_Putra 144 - mnkboy907 145 - mcflubbin 146 - Magmortar 148 - Genny 148 - Brayze II 149 - OrangeCrush 149 - Natwaf 149 - Wicklebee 150 - Whiskey Nick 153 - JONALEON1 154 - PrinceKaro 156 - Inviso 156 - Naye745 156 - swordz9 156 - starfox2245 156 - Wigs

KommunistKoala: Much cuter than Mandibuzz. It's downside is that it fooled me into thinking it would evolve into something good.

Anagram: Until I looked it up just now for this write-up, I'd never noticed the heart design on its shell.

Suor: Bossy baby vulture needs to grow before it can act like a boss.

Cybat: I thought it was just its eggshell that it was wearing, but turns out it's actually a broken skull. That bumps it up a few spaces. Still, no matter what else you have on, you can't be too badass if you're wearing a diaper.

Logicblade: Not down for diapers.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #47. I find it pretty awful that Vullaby is 111th on my list. The fact that it could make it this high just... wow.

Paratroopa1: it took putting a gross tweety bird-like vulture in a diaper to create the worst bird pokemon ever and it still ranked above like 20 things

StifledSilence: Best to just shove it out of the nest and let nature take its course.

ctesjbuvf: I like the design, but really disappointing Pokemon that evolves too late.

junglebob22: The skull diaper is amusing, but Vullaby is just plain ugly

Raka_Putra: Ugly ass diaper, they think it's clever but it's really not.

Magmortar: You cannot tell me a skull for a diaper is actually appealing.

Genny: Literally the "Diapered" Pokémon. Sorry, but you don't design a pokémon after a sick fetish. You also don't make your pees and poops inside somebody's skull. That's disrespectful to Grandma!

Brayze II: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/169/4/b/baby_vullaby_by_alecyayawesome-d3j9l7f.jpg

OrangeCrush: Ugliest baby ever.

Natwaf: Ugly NFE Trash

Wicklebee: tubbytubby

PrinceKaro: The only people who could truly love this pokemon are diaper fetishists.

Inviso: This thing is wearing a f***ing diaper. A F***ING DIAPER. Also, level 54 to evolve a tank? Nope.

Wigs: this is the worst abomination humanity has ever created.

152. Simipour
Score: 6312 Average Ranking: 128.82 (Standard Deviation: 38.18) Water rank: 16/17 Fully Evolved rank: 81/82

8 - StifledSilence 20 - PrinceKaro 38 - OrangeCrush 50 - Inviso 59 - Whiskey Nick 60 - Natwaf 66 - ctesjbuvf 113 - ecksgem 115 - TexWolf_1729 117 - Luster Soldier 117 - Genny 119 - Scepter 119 - red13n 129 - Dragon66116 131 - xx521xx 133 - cody11533 133 - Suor 137 - JONALEON1 139 - Naye745 141 - Steiner 141 - Magmortar 143 - BetrayedTangy 145 - Anagram 145 - Xuxon 147 - Ermine 148 - profDEADPOOL 148 - Articuno2001 148 - tazzyboyishere 148 - junglebob22 148 - Wicklebee 149 - Bane_Of_Despair 149 - swordz9 150 - starfox2245 151 - Brayze II '''152 - CasanovaZelos 152 - l3fty 152 - Paratroopa1 152 - Drakeryn 152 - Wigs''' 153 - Cybat 153 - FrostHarpy 153 - SanityLapse 154 - XIII_Rocks 155 - mcflubbin 156 - KommunistKoala 156 - Logicblade 156 - Sorozone 156 - Raka_Putra 156 - mnkboy907

StifledSilence: Aww, what a cute hippie monkey! I don't understand why so many people hate the monkeys. They're so cute and even pretty useful in battle.

OrangeCrush: Eh... The original Black/White had a shortage of good water types, so getting this guy for free if you joined the Smugleaf master race was nice. If it weren't for that, he'd be a lot lower though.

Inviso: The ONLY monkey of the six that I think actually has a halfway decent design. While the others all wind up with stupid haircuts, this one actually comes out looking somewhat cute. I guess it's high praise to make my top fifty, given how I dislike most Water-types.

Natwaf: Appaarently this thing is blind, and you're looking at it's pupils, not closed eyes. Freaky enough to love, and I (begrudgingly) thank it for it's help when I chose Snivy.

ctesjbuvf: As much as I don’t like any of these monkeys, this one looks pretty cool with the reggae design, so points for that.

ecksgem: The only reason this guy isn't at the bottom with the other monkeys is because I swept a friend with one and I thought it was funny.

Genny: Actually it would be okay if it weren't wearing a freaking dress. No that's not a tunic, it's a dress. Sweet dreads.

Suor: I have to give it credit for the brave fountain haircut. Other than that, eww.

Magmortar: I guess dreadlocks (even if they look dumb) are cool so it’s above Panpour but due to being a FUCKING ELEMENTAL MONKEY (WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SIX OF THESE POKEMON) it’s still p’bad

Anagram: Does anyone like the elemental monkeys? I'm curious to see who puts them in his top ten. Someone always does.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #10. I believe this pokemon is the start of the demise of us all. Pack your bags, we ain't getting out of this one alive.

Wicklebee: Welcome to Jamaica man, the place with the accent that everyone tries to copy.

Bane_Of_Despair: Hey, my guy in FAHtastic's Pokemon comics! Still doesn't help much.

Brayze II: http://media.tumblr.com/edf35857028b3ce90228e5b3a073c781/tumblr_inline_mv0n40EarQ1rz2n7b.jpg

Paratroopa1: wave goodbye to good taste

Wigs: no.

Cybat: This thing is so...I can't even think of an adjective that describes this design. Other than "embarrassing".

SanityLapse: Monkeys suck.

XIII_Rocks: Who fucking cares about these fucktards

KommunistKoala: Crime against Pokemon. The one saving grace for this piece of shit is that it isn't part of the Clamperl line.

Logicblade: The absolute worst monkey.

Raka_Putra: "Oh heeey sweetie, please put your dick in my ass and pay me with your hard-earned Pokedollars xoxo"

151. Pansear
Score: 6085 Average Ranking: 124.18 (Standard Deviation: 38.25) Fire rank: 14/15 NFE rank: 71/74

16 - Xuxon 20 - StifledSilence 27 - PrinceKaro 28 - Genny 56 - xx521xx 69 - Whiskey Nick 70 - l3fty 96 - Scepter 108 - Dragon66116 110 - Bane_Of_Despair 110 - mnkboy907 115 - Raka_Putra 116 - Suor 117 - Sorozone 118 - red13n 121 - Drakeryn 124 - cody11533 129 - mcflubbin 130 - ctesjbuvf 131 - Cybat 138 - OrangeCrush 138 - swordz9 139 - Steiner 139 - starfox2245 140 - Magmortar 141 - Anagram 141 - Paratroopa1 142 - Wicklebee 144 - Inviso 145 - JONALEON1 145 - Ermine 146 - BetrayedTangy 146 - tazzyboyishere 147 - junglebob22 148 - Luster Soldier 149 - Naye745 149 - profDEADPOOL 151 - Wigs 152 - ecksgem 152 - Brayze II 152 - SanityLapse 152 - XIII_Rocks 153 - TexWolf_1729 153 - KommunistKoala 154 - Natwaf 154 - CasanovaZelos 154 - FrostHarpy 155 - Articuno2001 155 - Logicblade

StifledSilence: Fireball monkey! So cute!

Genny: I just don't understand why these guys get pissed on so much. They're rather cute, especially my personal favorite Pan-Pan with its big ears and curly swirly hair~ <3! I picked Oshawott for my first playthrough of Pokémon White, so Pansear is the one I had the most exposure to. It wasn't exactly a beast in battle, but it got the job done and there weren't very many Fire types early on that I can recall so even more time to grow attached.

Raka_Putra: It's actually kind of okay but it's just useless.

ctesjbuvf: Looks bad and is useless.

Cybat: This guy is just Chimchar with a dumb hairdo.

Magmortar: WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SIX OF THESE POKEMON

Anagram: The least terrible elemental monkey is still extremely terrible. I remember being relieved that this is what I (accidentally) received in Gen 5.

Paratroopa1: he looks like he's sorry about how much he sucks. he should be sorry

Wicklebee: Burn baby burn

Inviso: Best of the three monkeys, solely based on the fact that it doesn't have some weird hair sprout thing going on. Still lame though.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #12. It reminds me of one of those bratty kids who you want to punch in the face. Luckily, maybe if you punched his face hard enough, it'd cause permanent damage and actually improve his looks.

junglebob22: Its related to Simisear, so it's the worst

Wigs: no.

Brayze II: http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/099/b/6/nuzlocke_white_ch__01_end_by_pyrofishies-d3dl5fx.jpg

SanityLapse: Monkeys suck.

XIII_Rocks: Who fucking cares about these fucktards

KommunistKoala: See Panpour

Natwaf: Monkey NFE Trash

Logicblade: Almost the worst monkey.

150. Gurdurr
Score: 5953 Average Ranking: 121.49 (Standard Deviation: 38.12) Fighting rank: 14/15 NFE rank: 70/74

31 - SanityLapse 33 - StifledSilence 41 - Steiner 47 - Articuno2001 52 - tazzyboyishere 61 - Wigs 65 - BetrayedTangy 77 - XIII_Rocks 87 - Luster Soldier 89 - Inviso 89 - profDEADPOOL 92 - CasanovaZelos 102 - KommunistKoala 104 - Magmortar 106 - Bane_Of_Despair 106 - ctesjbuvf 109 - Whiskey Nick 110 - Wicklebee 120 - Logicblade 129 - OrangeCrush 135 - junglebob22 135 - Naye745 136 - Dragon66116 137 - TexWolf_1729 142 - Drakeryn 142 - Ermine 143 - mnkboy907 143 - Brayze II 143 - FrostHarpy 145 - l3fty 145 - red13n 146 - Xuxon 148 - Natwaf 151 - xx521xx 151 - Raka_Putra 151 - swordz9 152 - mcflubbin 152 - starfox2245 154 - Scepter 154 - Sorozone 154 - Anagram 155 - PrinceKaro 155 - cody11533 155 - Paratroopa1 155 - JONALEON1 156 - Genny 156 - Suor 156 - Cybat 156 - ecksgem

SanityLapse: Best name of this gen. If only he were derpier to fit the name.

StifledSilence: I know he takes a lot of flack, but I really like Gurdurr. Plus I caught a shiny!

Inviso: Still ugly, but it gets funnier to me that this thing now wields just a random I-Beam.

Magmortar: DURRRRRRR (I definitely get why people hate this one)

ctesjbuvf: Looks super ugly. Isn’t that good.

Wicklebee: hurrdurr

Logicblade: Veins and brain tumours now? This line just gets more and more disgusting.

junglebob22: Its veins are pretty gross

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #15. Nope nope nope nope nope.

Brayze II: http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/336/f/9/no__533___gurdurr_by_ultyzarus-d5i7lod.jpg

Natwaf: Ugly NFE Trash

Raka_Putra: Durr durr durr, yeah, you're not making it into Maxim's cover any day soon. So stupid, why can we see the outline of its brains?

Anagram: Gurdurr is literally one syllable away from hurr durr, which is the sound I imagine the person who designed it made while desgning it.

PrinceKaro: hurr durrrr urrrr gurr durrrrr? *drool*

Paratroopa1: hey, so since we can use the word fuck now, I'm going to abuse the fuck out of it in my writeups. fuck fuck fuck I HATE THE FU***CKING THING FUCK. DILDO.

Genny: This is without a doubt my least favorite pokémon currently in existence. There's eyesores and then there's eyeplagues and this whole family is just that, with this abomination being the pinnacle of the term. I just... I cannot imagine what was going through the minds of the team that designed this line. "Hey guys, let's make a line of big veiny dicks with clown noses- that's what the kiddies wanna see!" And before you start to argue... no you're wrong. The whole family is big bulging penises, not circus strong men. Proof: http://assets.cantbeunseen.com/hashed_silo_content/1f0/4ae/8c8/resized/Gurdurr_weenis.jpg Though the entire line is my least favorite to date, Gurdurr takes top- or rather bottom marks because to me it goes against everything I stand for. I feel like whenever I say "Middle evos are the best/my favorite/severely underrated" all someone has to do is show a picture of Gurdurr and I'll be temporarily defeated. Like... my opinion wouldn't change but I just have no argument for that. Gurdurr is indeed the worst. What can I say?

Suor: Possibly the ugliest thing ever conceived. The veins rolling around the arms are the next level of gross.

Cybat: Dear lord. Just look at this thing. What the fuck. ……..Durrrrr

ecksgem: It's a bodybuilding clown covered in unsightly veins. Strong contender for worst Pokemon ever.

149. Alomomola
Score: 5839 Average Ranking: 119.16 (Standard Deviation: 29.54) Water rank: 15/17 Fully Evolved rank: 80/82

52 - Paratroopa1 60 - l3fty 69 - Natwaf 71 - Naye745 72 - Luster Soldier 75 - OrangeCrush 76 - mnkboy907 79 - cody11533 81 - FrostHarpy 82 - PrinceKaro 89 - Suor 94 - Inviso 98 - Brayze II 106 - swordz9 108 - Sorozone 111 - Wigs 116 - Xuxon 116 - XIII_Rocks 117 - Logicblade 117 - tazzyboyishere 118 - Dragon66116 119 - ecksgem 119 - TexWolf_1729 123 - Scepter 126 - junglebob22 126 - red13n 129 - CasanovaZelos 129 - Ermine 133 - Drakeryn 134 - Wicklebee 135 - StifledSilence 138 - starfox2245 140 - Genny 141 - Raka_Putra 141 - SanityLapse 143 - mcflubbin 145 - Cybat 146 - Steiner 148 - KommunistKoala 148 - Magmortar 148 - xx521xx 149 - Whiskey Nick 151 - Articuno2001 151 - Bane_Of_Despair 152 - JONALEON1 153 - Anagram 154 - ctesjbuvf 155 - BetrayedTangy 156 - profDEADPOOL

Paratroopa1: doesn't need to be an evo of luvdisc because luvdisc is wonderful as he is, you MONSTERS

Natwaf: WHY? WHY DID THEY DECIDE NOT TO CONNECT THE POKE IN UNOVA WITH THE OTHER REGIONS WHEN THIS THING IS SO ****ING OBVIOUSLY A LUVDISC EVO? Alomomolomomola isn't uselless, thankfully, though still outshined as a bulky water. And I like it's design

Suor: You can't fool me. This was Luvdisc's evolution and you decided later that you wanted to soft-reboot the series. So in the end, you deprived Luvdisc of its well-deserved evolution. You guys at GF suck.

Inviso: If it wasn't for its palindromic name, this thing would be completely pointless. Why didn't they just make it a Luvdisc evolution for Gen VI or something?

Brayze II: http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/8de934642f596eb2b8db26b2b2d01652 http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x259/1dragonking/pokemon%20gijinka/Alomomola.jpg

Wigs: why is this a palindrome

Logicblade: I don't hate this dumb fish, but it's wholly unnecessary.

junglebob22: I remember when everyone thought it was going to be a Luvdisc evolution

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #28. Sigh...

Drakeryn: watch as this ranking puts me in, like, the top 10 for this pokemon. no I don't like it, it's just that everything below is worse

Wicklebee: Why did you not evolve from Luvdisc?

StifledSilence: Remember the Alomomola.

Genny: The Caring Pokémon, it cares for injured pokémon it finds in the sea. That's nice of it. If only it could somehow make me care.

Raka_Putra: Like Luvdisc but twice more unneeded! Nobody wants you, nobody ever will.

Cybat: There is no way this wasn't originally intended to be an evolution of Luvdisc. At least I hope that was considered at some point, otherwise it makes it even more baffling that this was allowed to exist. Palindromes are cool at least.

KommunistKoala: Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Fuck.

Magmortar: I, quite frankly, am glad Luvdisc does not evolve into it, because Alomomola, despite being actually useful (unlike Lumineon), is a totally forgettable, easily discarded Pokemon that would completely ruin the legacy of the Heart of Awful. Fuck this thing.

Bane_Of_Despair: Stupid useless not-Luvdisc-evolution motherfucker

Anagram: It's probably not the worst Gen 5 pokemon from a purely design standpoint, but if you're going to ripoff an older pokemon, why, of all the possibilities, would you ever, under any circumstances, choose Luvdisc?

ctesjbuvf: Why the hell create another useless heart Pokemon? It’s name is even annoying.

BetrayedTangy: Ugh, why isn't this an evolution for Luvdisc?, it doesn't need to exist on it's own like this.

148. Pansage
Score: 5807 Average Ranking: 118.51 (Standard Deviation: 39.3) Grass rank: 20/20 NFE rank: 69/74

22 - StifledSilence 26 - PrinceKaro 28 - xx521xx 45 - Dragon66116 51 - Xuxon 53 - Sorozone 64 - cody11533 65 - Scepter 77 - Genny 81 - ctesjbuvf 90 - mnkboy907 96 - starfox2245 103 - red13n 105 - tazzyboyishere 107 - Whiskey Nick 109 - Bane_Of_Despair 112 - Suor 114 - Raka_Putra 120 - Drakeryn 123 - JONALEON1 124 - Paratroopa1 130 - mcflubbin 130 - Cybat 136 - swordz9 137 - Steiner 140 - OrangeCrush 140 - TexWolf_1729 140 - Wicklebee 143 - Magmortar 144 - Ermine 144 - Anagram 145 - junglebob22 145 - BetrayedTangy 146 - Inviso 146 - Logicblade '''148 - l3fty 148 - Wigs''' 150 - Luster Soldier 150 - XIII_Rocks 150 - ecksgem 150 - profDEADPOOL 151 - Naye745 152 - KommunistKoala 153 - Natwaf 153 - Brayze II 154 - SanityLapse 155 - FrostHarpy 156 - CasanovaZelos 156 - Articuno2001

StifledSilence: Broccoli monkey! So cute!

Genny: It's a cute little bush monkey (wow that sounded racist) whose family takes way too much heat. Cilan's while not a stand out character, had several good moments in my opinion. Now I never used one seriously because Sewaddle can be found pretty early on so after the Trio Badge gets got there's no further use for it really, but in the brief time I trained one it was decent. All Pans are. One last thing. "It shares the leaf on its head with weary-looking Pokémon. These leaves are known to relieve stress."; "It's good at finding berries and gathers them from all over. It's kind enough to share them with friends." So first it gives its friends weed and then gives them berries to counteract the munchies. What a bro.

ctesjbuvf: It looks better than most other monkeys and is nice in the anime, though it lacks some personality.

Raka_Putra: It's adorable actually.

Paratroopa1: the best of the monkeys by virtue of not just being the worst it could possibly be, basically

Cybat: Well, not that much separates the three monkeys, but this one is the least bad. At least I'm finally finished ranking them.

Wicklebee: Welcome to the jungle

Magmortar: Original the Character!

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #13. I have a tree growing on my head! I'm cool right?

Anagram: The elemental monkey who gets the most attention simply by being a member of the main anime cast, I have to say: Pansage is no Piplup, or even Togepi.

junglebob22: The green one is the best

Inviso: I'm stunned to discover that not a single monkey wound up in my bottom ten. This thing's hair still sucks though.

Logicblade: Almost the worst monkey.

Wigs: no.

XIII_Rocks: Who fucking cares about these fucktards

KommunistKoala: See Pansear

Natwaf: Monkey NFE Trash

Brayze II: http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/787/764472160_1084531.gif

SanityLapse: Monkeys suck.

147. Klang
Score: 5704 Average Ranking: 116.41 (Standard Deviation: 35.12) Steel rank: 12/12 NFE rank: 68/74

10 - l3fty 20 - Wigs 37 - Magmortar 65 - TexWolf_1729 66 - BetrayedTangy 71 - Steiner 75 - profDEADPOOL 83 - Drakeryn 91 - Cybat 91 - Anagram 91 - Naye745 94 - SanityLapse 97 - Inviso 100 - Wicklebee 101 - ecksgem 102 - xx521xx 107 - OrangeCrush 109 - Xuxon 112 - mnkboy907 118 - Ermine 119 - Genny 123 - tazzyboyishere 130 - FrostHarpy 131 - starfox2245 132 - PrinceKaro 133 - Scepter 133 - ctesjbuvf 133 - Luster Soldier 134 - Sorozone 134 - Suor 135 - XIII_Rocks 138 - CasanovaZelos 140 - Natwaf 140 - Articuno2001 141 - mcflubbin 142 - Whiskey Nick 143 - KommunistKoala 144 - Brayze II 145 - Bane_Of_Despair 147 - swordz9 148 - Dragon66116 148 - JONALEON1 148 - Logicblade 149 - Raka_Putra 149 - Paratroopa1 150 - red13n 151 - junglebob22 152 - StifledSilence 152 - cody11533

Wigs: are these guys gonna get hate? This is the best one cuz I love the bigger gear's face the most

Magmortar: I don’t even know. It looks so hilarious….it looks hilarious, huh?

Cybat: Quite possibly supplants the Abra line as the one that is the most fun to say the three names in succession.

Anagram: People often claim that the gears aren't as dumb as Magneton and Magnemite, but I disagree. They're way dumber.

Inviso: Middle evolution syndrome. It's not as cute as Klink, or as cool as Klinklang. It's just a middle form.

Wicklebee: The sound of metal… ADD MORE GEARS

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #39. Again... why?

Genny: And for the first time since Generation I, Game Freak picked up the tube of super glue again.

ctesjbuvf: Maybe if they hadn’t created the line in three seconds, it would be higher. It’s also boring.

Natwaf: NFE Trash

KommunistKoala: Wow TWO gears not one!!

Brayze II: http://www.audio-markt.de/images/neuheiten/news13788.jpg

Logicblade: Dumb gears.

Raka_Putra: The start of an endlessly stupid and ugly line, who the fuck designed their face? A paraplegic kitten?

Paratroopa1: ugh ugh

junglebob22: See my Klingklang writeup

StifledSilence: Not to be confused with Krang.

146. Foongus
Score: 5655 Average Ranking: 115.41 (Standard Deviation: 29.67) Grass rank: 19/20 Poison rank: 7/7 NFE rank: 67/74

35 - l3fty 43 - xx521xx 50 - Brayze II 51 - Drakeryn 64 - Steiner 72 - red13n 79 - Suor 89 - Naye745 97 - Cybat 99 - profDEADPOOL 99 - Paratroopa1 102 - XIII_Rocks 102 - Raka_Putra 104 - TexWolf_1729 108 - Magmortar 108 - KommunistKoala 111 - mnkboy907 112 - Xuxon 113 - PrinceKaro 114 - FrostHarpy 115 - Wigs 115 - BetrayedTangy 119 - OrangeCrush 120 - Natwaf 121 - starfox2245 121 - Sorozone 125 - Bane_Of_Despair 127 - Inviso 127 - Genny 129 - SanityLapse 129 - junglebob22 132 - CasanovaZelos 132 - mcflubbin 137 - cody11533 138 - Dragon66116 139 - Anagram 139 - ecksgem 139 - StifledSilence 140 - Ermine 141 - swordz9 142 - tazzyboyishere 142 - Logicblade 144 - JONALEON1 145 - Luster Soldier 146 - Whiskey Nick 147 - Articuno2001 149 - ctesjbuvf 150 - Scepter 153 - Wicklebee

Brayze II: http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/004/a/9/2sexy4u_by_agelessagera-d70wqk4.png

Cybat: I really can't take this line seriously with that name pun. Oh well.

Paratroopa1: he has weird lips

Raka_Putra: The name pun is just unbelievable.

Magmortar: Voltorb is better.

Natwaf: Pfft the haters. I like Foongus as a mimic more than Voltorb. And DEFINITELY more than ****ing Electrode.

Inviso: It's higher than Amoonguss because at least it's kinda cute instead of having a derpy face. But really, it's the same damn problem of being a useless Grass/Poison-type in a generation with bad Poison-types.

Genny: OH MY GOD IT'S A MASTER BALL! SOMEONE DROPPED A FUCKING MASTER BA- oh never mind it's just a shiny Foongus. *Flame Bursts*

Anagram: It's like someone asked "what is literally the least original and least interesting name I could give a pokemon?"

StifledSilence: lol i get it itz a mushroom joke rite

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #17. Those lips man... keep em away from me.

Logicblade: Oh hey an item. NOPE DUMB MUSHROOM TIME!

ctesjbuvf: Really boring and forgettable.

Wicklebee: Oh joy, a Pokemon named after athelete's foot.

145. Klink
Score: 5604 Average Ranking: 114.37 (Standard Deviation: 36.66) Steel rank: 11/12 NFE rank: 63/74

5 - l3fty 21 - Wigs 25 - Naye745 29 - Inviso 72 - Drakeryn 74 - profDEADPOOL 82 - xx521xx 83 - TexWolf_1729 86 - mnkboy907 86 - Wicklebee 90 - Anagram 93 - SanityLapse 95 - Steiner 101 - Suor 101 - Cybat 102 - ecksgem 108 - OrangeCrush 110 - Xuxon 113 - junglebob22 118 - Genny 120 - Ermine 122 - Sorozone 123 - Magmortar 124 - tazzyboyishere 126 - starfox2245 126 - Dragon66116 130 - Scepter 131 - BetrayedTangy 133 - PrinceKaro 134 - XIII_Rocks 134 - Luster Soldier 135 - KommunistKoala 136 - Natwaf 139 - CasanovaZelos 139 - JONALEON1 140 - FrostHarpy 140 - Bane_Of_Despair 140 - mcflubbin 142 - Brayze II 145 - Whiskey Nick 147 - Logicblade 148 - Raka_Putra 149 - red13n 149 - cody11533 150 - Paratroopa1 150 - Articuno2001 151 - ctesjbuvf 153 - StifledSilence 154 - swordz9

Wigs: this guy's 2nd face is great but…

Inviso: This thing is completely f***ing adorable. Seriously, I get that it's a rip-off of Magnemite, but I don't care. Klink with its little X eye is so friggin' cute and I'm already sad it will rank way lower than it deserves.

Wicklebee: I KO'd a shiny of this Poke in one hit. Oops.

Anagram: I'd like to imagine a Victorian-era clock whose innards is made entirely of dead klinks. Eventually they start to putrefy and smell, but then you ask how beings made of metal can putrefy.

Cybat: I like the design of their faces; they sorta-kinda work at any of the three angles that they look face-like at. But does this mean that all gears are or can become sentient? Kinda messed up if you think about it.

junglebob22: Klink is an okay first-stage Pokemon, too bad its evolutions are so uncreative

Genny: It's kinda cute I guess. Not exactly creative in any way, shape, or form though.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #37. Why...?

Magmortar: Klink however is just there. Its evos are hilarious, Klink is just two gears and kind of really bad.

KommunistKoala: Well at least it started out like a maybe interesting line. Then it evolved and...

Natwaf: NFE Trash

Brayze II: http://blogbaladi.com/images/myriam-425x405.jpg

Logicblade: Dumb gear.

Raka_Putra: Put this in a metal compactor.

Paratroopa1: ugh

ctesjbuvf: Maybe if they hadn’t created the line in three seconds, it would be higher. It’s also boring.

StifledSilence: Say what you want about the keychain in Gen 6. This thing is a living gear. I mean…what?

144. Amoonguss
Score: 5599 Average Ranking: 113.92 (Standard Deviation: 36.15) Grass rank: 18/20 Poison rank: 6/7 Fully Evolved rank: 79/82

20 - Steiner 29 - FrostHarpy 38 - l3fty 46 - Luster Soldier 58 - Natwaf 61 - xx521xx 66 - Cybat 67 - Drakeryn 79 - Raka_Putra 88 - Wigs 89 - Brayze II 91 - BetrayedTangy 91 - XIII_Rocks 97 - profDEADPOOL 98 - StifledSilence 100 - red13n 101 - Magmortar 104 - Paratroopa1 113 - KommunistKoala 117 - mnkboy907 118 - OrangeCrush 118 - ecksgem 123 - PrinceKaro 128 - SanityLapse 128 - Xuxon 130 - swordz9 130 - Dragon66116 130 - Inviso 131 - CasanovaZelos 133 - mcflubbin 135 - ctesjbuvf 137 - junglebob22 138 - Anagram 138 - cody11533 140 - Naye745 141 - Articuno2001 142 - Bane_Of_Despair

143 - Sorozone

144 - Genny 145 - Suor 147 - Whiskey Nick 147 - TexWolf_1729 148 - Scepter 149 - starfox2245 151 - JONALEON1 153 - Ermine 153 - Logicblade 153 - tazzyboyishere 156 - Wicklebee

Steiner: <3 XIII

Natwaf: Quite a solid wall. It's got lots healing options, and even has a neat gimmick in Rage Powder.

Cybat: I can just imagine the discussions that led to this right near the end of BW's development - "OK we need a 'mimic' chest in this area, let's put in an Electrode. Oh wait, we're only allowed to use gen 5 Pokemon in this game! Quick, go make another Pokeball thing."

Raka_Putra: I appreciate they try to make the new Pokeball camouflaging Pokemon.

Wigs: hi my head is a pokeball.

Brayze II: http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/100/3/8/150__project__amoonguss_by_edface-d3dot0p.jpg

XIII_Rocks: fuck off steiner

StifledSilence: Wasn't this an Incubus album title?

Magmortar: Although it is fun to use, there is a TINY number of Pokemon I would want to deal with less than an Amoonguss. Breloom is at least frail and has a 4x weakness.

Paratroopa1: he's a'ight

Inviso: This ranks as high as it does entirely because I appreciate its name as a Seinfeld reference. Beyond that, it's a complete wast eof space and manages to look pathetic as a Poison-type in a generation desperately lacking in Poison-types.

ctesjbuvf: It’s fully evolved and it sucks. Deserved a bad placement.

Anagram: Poor Parasect. It has NOTHING unique other than a x5 weakness to fire.

Genny: I wish the Fungus Among Us pun wasn't wasted on a line so trite because I love mushrooms and there really aren't enough in pokémon. Just Paras and Shroomish lines right? Needless to say this does not live up to either of its predecessors in terms of stats, unique typing, appearance, or anything really. Also steals the Voltorb/Electrode gimmick in a somehow even less funny way.

Suor: There's one word that perfectly defines Amoonguss as a pokémon in the battling metagame: Anal.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #4. Ugly piece of **** trash and is one of the most annoying wall/stallers in existance. Who in their right mind could like such a unholy creation.

Logicblade: Dumb mushroom.

Wicklebee: And turned worse. BAH GAWD IT'S GOTTA BE ****.

143. Karrablast
Score: 5582 Average Ranking: 114.27 (Standard Deviation: 36.36) Bug rank: 18/18 NFE rank: 66/74

5 - junglebob22 16 - l3fty 17 - Brayze II 48 - profDEADPOOL 58 - Bane_Of_Despair 69 - Wigs 74 - Sorozone 84 - BetrayedTangy 85 - ctesjbuvf 93 - Steiner 93 - Ermine 103 - Drakeryn 104 - Cybat 104 - Articuno2001 105 - KommunistKoala 107 - Paratroopa1 110 - red13n 113 - CasanovaZelos 119 - FrostHarpy 120 - Wicklebee 121 - Naye745 122 - Magmortar 122 - Logicblade 124 - Whiskey Nick 125 - starfox2245 125 - swordz9 126 - SanityLapse 126 - Raka_Putra 127 - JONALEON1 134 - xx521xx 134 - TexWolf_1729 134 - Anagram 134 - PrinceKaro 136 - Xuxon 140 - Dragon66116 140 - XIII_Rocks 141 - mnkboy907 141 - OrangeCrush 142 - Inviso 142 - Natwaf 142 - StifledSilence 143 - Genny 144 - cody11533 147 - ecksgem 147 - Scepter 151 - tazzyboyishere 153 - Suor 154 - mcflubbin 155 - Luster Soldier

junglebob22: It's like an angry baby Heracross

Brayze II: http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/153/2/8/carbo_the_karrablast_by_dsz-d521xbx.jpg

ctesjbuvf: Pretty stupid, but something about the design amuses me.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #64. http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/karrablast.jpg Roar I am karrablast!

Cybat: Nice to see a new twist on a stale evolution mechanic, although still not extremely interesting (and it means I always forget which bug evolves into which). But this guy is very unremarkable himself, except for his weird name.

KommunistKoala: The generation of bugs begins now! (Hope this isn't ranked higher than other bugs or I'll look dumb)

Paratroopa1: he's a tiny little imp and that's cool I guess honestly even #107 isn't that bad

Wicklebee: I like the evolution path of those two… but the Pokes they come from are just so weird…

Magmortar: Honestly? Whatever, give me the big spider any day over this little shit.

Logicblade: I might have liked this more if they didn't pretend that this wasn't Heracross' baby form.

Raka_Putra: Ugly shapeless bug. This is one Pokemon I won't mind crushing underneath my feet.

Anagram: I don't know why its collar turns into a wrench above its face, but that's enough to make me give a spot above Stunfisk.

Inviso: Generic first-form Bug-type that brings nothing new or exciting to the table. It's evolution method is annoying as well.

Natwaf: NFE Trash

StifledSilence: Pretty cool name for something you can just step on.

Genny: You are a complete asshole for stealing Shelmet's shell, do you know that? You are also complete ass in battle, I bet you knew that!

ecksgem: This thing is generic even for a first stage bug. Massive disparity between it and its evolved form.

Suor: Trading evolutions are among the dumbest mechanics in pokémon. This trade evolution in particular is stupid beyond excuse.

142. Palpitoad
Score: 5570 Average Ranking: 113.67 (Standard Deviation: 33.95) Water rank: 14/17 Ground rank: 11/11 NFE rank: 65/74

28 - l3fty 42 - Scepter 47 - Dragon66116 48 - OrangeCrush 55 - swordz9 65 - FrostHarpy 70 - mnkboy907 73 - cody11533 74 - Whiskey Nick 84 - red13n 87 - Raka_Putra 89 - XIII_Rocks 91 - profDEADPOOL 98 - junglebob22 105 - BetrayedTangy 107 - Wicklebee 109 - KommunistKoala 110 - mcflubbin 110 - tazzyboyishere 111 - Articuno2001 112 - Paratroopa1 115 - Magmortar 117 - Anagram 118 - Suor 121 - ctesjbuvf 123 - CasanovaZelos 124 - StifledSilence 127 - Brayze II 132 - Ermine 134 - Genny 135 - Steiner 137 - PrinceKaro 138 - Luster Soldier 138 - xx521xx 138 - Logicblade 140 - ecksgem 140 - Xuxon 141 - Drakeryn 141 - Sorozone

142 - Wigs

145 - SanityLapse 145 - Naye745 146 - Natwaf 150 - Cybat 150 - JONALEON1 151 - Inviso 155 - starfox2245 156 - Bane_Of_Despair 156 - TexWolf_1729

OrangeCrush: I watched the episode where Ash caught his Palpitoad and remember that Palpitoad sounded -really- pissed off.

Raka_Putra: Argh, ugly mutant toad. :(

Wicklebee: Someone needs to pop that giant zit on your head.

Paratroopa1: completely ridiculous which is being sort of cool by proxy

Magmortar: what IS that face

Anagram: I must admit that this line is very clever. Frogs = Warts, warts look like drums, drums have to do with vibrations. The problem is that the execution does not live up to the idea.

ctesjbuvf: Looks lame. Nothing unique about it. It was completely useless in the anime.

StifledSilence: Hey kids! It's Palpitoad, the heart palpitations toad! He's here to remind you to stop eating so much or you'll drop dead of a heart attack and DIABEETUS!

Brayze II: http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/265/b/3/oshawott_vs_palpitoad_by_kingofthedededes73-d4al3xw.jpg

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #25. I heard you guys liked giant zits. Also, I heard you guys liked pokemon with faces you want to brutally maim.

Genny: How dare you have "pal" in your name? YOU ARE NO PAL OF MINE! This is a prime example of a line that just gets worse and worse as it goes along. Tympole's face is just so brilliant. Genius was struck. Then this happened. And that. 100% chance of mild spoilers for my list because obvious middle evo is obvious is bound to place last in its family.

PrinceKaro: You really need to get those cancerous tumors looked at, my good sir.

Logicblade: This line just gets worse the further you go.

Wigs: NO. STOP. GAMEFREAK NO.

Natwaf: NFE Trash

Cybat: He was in the middle of the pack at first but then I went and looked again at his design. There's just something…off about it that makes it very easy to dislike. Doesn't help that Water/Ground is boring.

Inviso: Oh look. It's a Water/Ground type you can get before the second gym, doesn't look particularly appealing, and is otherwise more repetitive than three generations of Fire/Fighting starters.

Bane_Of_Despair: This honestly is probably one of, if not THE, worst Pokemon design out of every generation. I can't even really begin to comprehend it.

141. Gothorita
Score: 5536 Average Ranking: 112.98 (Standard Deviation: 36.6) Psychic rank: 14/15 NFE rank: 64/74

29 - Genny 31 - PrinceKaro 33 - SanityLapse 34 - Suor 54 - OrangeCrush 68 - Naye745 70 - mcflubbin 71 - xx521xx 73 - Luster Soldier 76 - TexWolf_1729 80 - Inviso 88 - Scepter 88 - Wicklebee 89 - swordz9 93 - ecksgem 102 - Logicblade 105 - XIII_Rocks 108 - mnkboy907 113 - FrostHarpy 121 - CasanovaZelos 121 - Xuxon 121 - Bane_Of_Despair 122 - Articuno2001 122 - Natwaf 125 - Dragon66116 125 - Raka_Putra 127 - KommunistKoala 127 - Cybat 131 - Anagram 132 - Steiner 134 - tazzyboyishere 135 - cody11533 136 - StifledSilence 137 - ctesjbuvf 138 - Brayze II 138 - JONALEON1 142 - Sorozone 143 - Paratroopa1 143 - starfox2245 144 - red13n 146 - profDEADPOOL 151 - Whiskey Nick 151 - BetrayedTangy 151 - Ermine 152 - Magmortar 153 - Wigs 154 - l3fty 154 - junglebob22 155 - Drakeryn

Genny: To explain my love of this pokémon I would have to reveal a bit of my past. Eh why not? So I had a goth phase in high school. I always loved the way I looked in black and to be frank so did my would-be suitors. I was also way into anime (and this phase of my life hasn't quite subsided) so it only follows that I would be familiar with the gothic lolita style. To announce a pokémon based on it would basically stir up all sorts of nostalgia. Then there was the fanart. As I'll explain with another pokémon sure to place higher great fanart can elevate my opinion from indifference to love, and I already liked Gothorita to begin with. I won't bog you down with examples, so just take my word for it or have a look yourself.

SanityLapse: It only makes sense for a goth to be a goth when they are in their teens.

Suor: When Jynx ain't around guess who's the baddest b***h in town.

Inviso: Best of its line is still not all that spectacular. People complain about Gardevoir Rule 34, but this thing is literally designed for some creepy f***ing artwork to exist. That being said, it looks halfway decent, so higher ranking.

Wicklebee: The gijinkas of this line are better.

Logicblade: Oh a Goth tower.

Natwaf: THESE WOOOOUUUUUUNDS THEY WIIIIILLLLL NOT HEEEEAAAAALLLL

Raka_Putra: Fastlane from L.A. to Tokyo, etc. She thinks she's so fancy.

Cybat: "According to many old tales, it creates friends for itself by controlling sleeping children on starry nights." Uhhh OK

Anagram: "What we need is a seven year-old girl pokemon" - Japan

StifledSilence: The anguish in her heart is matched only by the despair in her soul.

ctesjbuvf: Middle evolution of a line that is boring and disappointing.

Brayze II: http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/095/f/6/scraggy_choking_gothorita_by_keijimatsu-d3daxl2.png

Paratroopa1: sigh

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #6. What... were... they... thinking?

Magmortar: I did not want a reminder that this…THING (and I use that term loosely), existed. Why does it even evolve.

Wigs: no.

junglebob22: Why wasn’t this line Dark type? This gen already had enough pure Psychics.

140. Simisage
Score: 5444 Average Ranking: 111.1 (Standard Deviation: 41.76) Grass rank: 17/20 Fully Evolved rank: 78/82

13 - Raka_Putra 26 - mnkboy907 26 - StifledSilence 33 - Magmortar 43 - Drakeryn 46 - PrinceKaro 49 - xx521xx 51 - Natwaf 58 - red13n 66 - Sorozone 78 - cody11533 82 - Scepter 82 - Whiskey Nick 85 - Xuxon 86 - starfox2245 91 - Genny 99 - Suor 118 - Luster Soldier 121 - swordz9 123 - Logicblade 123 - ctesjbuvf 124 - JONALEON1 125 - TexWolf_1729 125 - junglebob22 127 - Paratroopa1 130 - SanityLapse 132 - Dragon66116 133 - Ermine 135 - OrangeCrush 135 - Inviso 138 - Naye745 138 - Steiner 139 - KommunistKoala

140 - tazzyboyishere

141 - BetrayedTangy 142 - Anagram 144 - mcflubbin 145 - Wicklebee 147 - Wigs 148 - ecksgem 148 - Bane_Of_Despair 148 - Cybat 150 - Brayze II 151 - XIII_Rocks 151 - FrostHarpy 151 - l3fty 152 - profDEADPOOL 153 - CasanovaZelos 153 - Articuno2001

Raka_Putra: Haha yeah, I'm probably the highest ranker of this guy, but he's swell, isn't he? The best of the elemental monkeys by far and I just love how he looks. Too bad he's unusable by any measure.

StifledSilence: This dude has some crazy ass hair.

Magmortar: The only half-decent monkey; a semi-sage, not quite a sage. I really like its sprite in gen 5 (that SNEER), and its shiny is awesome too, but it’s still…not very good. I can just look past that since it actually has an appealing design.

Drakeryn: Monkeys are dum, but I actually like this one (and -only- this one). He actually looks like a bro, unlike his pals derp and squish.

Natwaf: I like it the most of the 3 monkeys. It's still an elemental monkey though.

Genny: The best Simi. What a glorious pompadour. Let me take this moment to remind everyone that Elvis Presley is the only human male that has ever successfully pulled off that hairstyle. If you think you look decent with one then you look even better without it.

Suor: The only monkey that doesn't suck. Might be the Saiyan haircut.

Logicblade: A tolerable monkey? Where they do that at?

ctesjbuvf: Looks alright for what it is, but I don’t like the monkeys.

junglebob22: Cool hair, Simisage. Too bad you're still one of those dumb monkeys

Paratroopa1: we're really in the lean part of this list when I'm ranking this asshole about fucking anything, this list of pokemon goes to shit so fast

SanityLapse: Monkeys suck. BUT, it was pointed out to me by friends that Simisage does indeed have the same hairstyle as my favorite user, Pokewars. So he managed to escape the Bottom 6 because of it!

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #24. He's not that bad.... Hahaha who am I kidding yeah he is.

Inviso: This thing has a pompadour, so I guess it's a big fan of Beldum and Aerial Ace. Still a lame monkey though.

KommunistKoala: Well this monkey isn't a complete disgrace. It's still related to the rest though so it only gets 15 spots.

Anagram: The Elvis hair would make more sense if Simisage had any kind of connection to Elvis. This is where you tell me how Simisage is inspired by some kind of pointy haired Japanese deity, but I can't pretend to give any kind of crap about the elemental monkeys.

Wicklebee: We got fun and games

Wigs: no.

Bane_Of_Despair: Weird trying to look like Elvis. These monkeys aren't great.

Cybat: This one comes the closest to being a passable design. But man, that hair…and those eyebrows…sigh. GameFreak, what did monkeys ever do to you?

Brayze II: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/010/c/e/gijinka_pokemon_512_yanakkie_by_saurodinus-d36uw3x.jpg

XIII_Rocks: Who fucking cares about these fucktards

139. Shelmet
Score: 5416 Average Ranking: 110.53 (Standard Deviation: 32.98) Bug rank: 17/18 NFE rank: 62/74

23 - Wigs 28 - profDEADPOOL 46 - Xuxon 48 - l3fty 51 - SanityLapse 73 - BetrayedTangy 73 - Raka_Putra 78 - junglebob22 80 - Naye745 82 - Paratroopa1 87 - Ermine 88 - JONALEON1 94 - KommunistKoala 97 - Steiner 99 - ecksgem 102 - Brayze II 105 - Wicklebee 106 - Articuno2001 110 - Genny 110 - Cybat 112 - TexWolf_1729 113 - ctesjbuvf 113 - Magmortar 114 - Sorozone 114 - CasanovaZelos 118 - starfox2245 120 - PrinceKaro 122 - xx521xx 124 - mnkboy907 125 - Whiskey Nick 126 - swordz9 126 - Bane_Of_Despair 127 - Drakeryn 131 - red13n 133 - Logicblade 138 - StifledSilence

'''139 - FrostHarpy 139 - cody11533 139 - Dragon66116 139 - Natwaf 139 - mcflubbin'''

140 - Anagram 141 - Inviso 145 - XIII_Rocks 149 - tazzyboyishere 149 - Scepter 150 - OrangeCrush 155 - Suor 156 - Luster Soldier

Wigs: distinctly reminds me of shellder and that's good

Raka_Putra: The lips are movin' movin'

Paratroopa1: he just wants a kiss. with tongue

Ermine: Okay so... Shelmet actually sorta reminds me of the Whisperers from Wakfu. Which ALMOST makes me like it... but the Whisperers themselves are just one hundred thousand times cooler. I mean look at these guys! http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/210/b/6/_wakfu__master_shhhudoku_by_veonara-d6fso5v.png So long story short... Whisperers are great and Shelmet is not really at all.

Brayze II: http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/i/2011/139/1/1/team_tribute_by_chenanigans-d3gqv4f.jpg

Wicklebee: Stop it Gene Simmons, but the tongue back in your mouth.

Genny: I know I should probably hate this thing but... I just can't bring myself to hate that ridiculous kissy-face.

Cybat: Its mouth is really weird. Its shell is funny but why doesn't it get to be a Steel type? Is it not actually metal? Then how does Escavalier…oh whatever.

ctesjbuvf: I kind of like the design, but it’s useless.

Magmortar: It is a bug in a shell. Wow. Much original. (I put it here because while it is generic and non-exciting, it is not offensively terrible; it is probably the line between “awful” and THERE IS NO REASON AS TO WHY THIS FUCKER EXISTS)

Logicblade: It's evolution is cool, but it's a dumb kissy face thing.

StifledSilence: Gen 1 sent a cease and desist letter on this day.

Natwaf: NFE Trash

Anagram: The kissy lips disgust me.

Inviso: I rank this just slightly above Karrablast because, while Karrablast gets the cooler evolution, Shelmet has the slightly cooler initial design.

OrangeCrush: No one will ever want to kiss you, Shitmet

Suor: Why the duckface, you gonna take a selfie? Lol.

138. Tympole
Score: 5415 Average Ranking: 110.51 (Standard Deviation: 36.78) Water rank: 13/17 NFE rank: 61/74

6 - SanityLapse 15 - Xuxon 31 - FrostHarpy 34 - Sorozone 51 - xx521xx 62 - Steiner 75 - Genny 78 - OrangeCrush 82 - l3fty 83 - cody11533 87 - mcflubbin 90 - Luster Soldier 93 - KommunistKoala 93 - Whiskey Nick 94 - profDEADPOOL 96 - Bane_Of_Despair 104 - PrinceKaro 111 - ecksgem 112 - junglebob22 112 - JONALEON1 113 - Wicklebee 113 - Anagram 119 - XIII_Rocks 120 - Cybat 122 - Dragon66116 122 - Drakeryn 124 - Raka_Putra 124 - ctesjbuvf 127 - Ermine 127 - Naye745 130 - Articuno2001 134 - Paratroopa1 135 - Logicblade 135 - starfox2245 136 - BetrayedTangy 136 - red13n 137 - Brayze II 139 - tazzyboyishere 141 - Wigs 142 - Suor 143 - TexWolf_1729 145 - Natwaf 145 - mnkboy907 147 - StifledSilence 148 - CasanovaZelos 148 - swordz9 149 - Inviso 150 - Magmortar 155 - Scepter

SanityLapse: Everyone knows that Lily Collins has the best eyebrows of anyone real. But who has the best eyebrows of anyone animated? This guy! That little happy face with those adorable eyebrows. That face could be on any Pokemon, and it would be Top 10 easy. Maybe even a monkey.

Genny: The face that started a meme. Do I even need to say more here?

Wicklebee: Well, looks better than Poliwag as a tadpole, imo.

Anagram: I'd like this more if it didn't have those stupid music note eyebrows.

Cybat: What. Is the deal. With your face.

Raka_Putra: Otamaro face is just unbearable. I don't want to see it.

ctesjbuvf: It looks fine, but what was the point of this thing even existing?

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #30. Once again, another horribly designed face.

Paratroopa1: OH GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ALMOST HUMAN FACE

Logicblade: This line is disgusting to look at.

Brayze II: http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5597/15720771695_e2a459f2f3_m.jpg

Wigs: this is the ugliest cute thing I've ever seen

Natwaf: NFE Trash

StifledSilence: Tympolewag

Inviso: Better than the other two members of its line because it doesn't look like a cancerous growth on the face of the franchise.

Magmortar: OH MY GOD how could I forget how much of a fucker this guy was early in my playthrough

Scepter: Why does it have a human infant's face

137. Garbodor
Score: 5412 Average Ranking: 110.45 (Standard Deviation: 47.77) Poison rank: 5/7 Fully Evolved rank: 74/82

1 - SanityLapse 1 - Brayze II 7 - Sorozone 14 - BetrayedTangy 15 - l3fty 42 - Magmortar 44 - Suor 47 - XIII_Rocks 53 - Luster Soldier 63 - Paratroopa1 75 - Natwaf 78 - Scepter 83 - JONALEON1 91 - FrostHarpy 96 - xx521xx 99 - mcflubbin 110 - StifledSilence 117 - Wicklebee 117 - OrangeCrush 119 - Whiskey Nick 121 - Cybat 122 - ctesjbuvf 123 - mnkboy907 123 - junglebob22 129 - Anagram 133 - profDEADPOOL 134 - swordz9 136 - Ermine 136 - Steiner 137 - Naye745 140 - Raka_Putra 142 - Xuxon 144 - TexWolf_1729 144 - Articuno2001 145 - Wigs 146 - KommunistKoala 146 - Genny 150 - PrinceKaro 150 - CasanovaZelos 151 - Drakeryn 152 - Inviso 152 - Logicblade 153 - starfox2245 154 - ecksgem 154 - Bane_Of_Despair 155 - tazzyboyishere 156 - cody11533 156 - Dragon66116 156 - red13n

SanityLapse: The instant I saw this Pokemon, I loved it. It's one of those "wow, they actually went there" Pokemon. Literally garbage. BUT, it's not just about it being garbage (Ok, it kind of is). I also happen to really like his look. His unevenly designed arms are very fitting of being trash, like he's just built out of whatever random things are there. Plus he looks exactly like a Totoro which is kind of cool http://i.imgur.com/s4AoUP9.png. Yeah, he's just so awesome. Easily one of my all time favorite Pokemon. Dat mouth. Dem eyes.

Brayze II: http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/268/6/8/dasutodasu_wants_to_be_kawaii_by_erokero-d2zhrw6.png

BetrayedTangy: I know what you're all thinking, Garbodor this high? What's wrong with you? Well back when I frequented the Smash Boards and Games n Things, we had a sort of Hunger Games RP, but we chose fictional characters. And well for our sixth 'season' someone chose Garbodor, which everyone forgot about and literally just survived until the Final Six where it was auto killed by the host.

Magmortar: Now GARBODOR on the other hand is such a strange Pokemon I can’t help but laugh at it. It’s…a morbidly obese exploding garbage Mickey Mouse. And you can get Nuggets from it! What the heck.

Suor: The Roxie battle in the anime made me realize it can use garbage to extend its arms and use them to move around. I already liked Garbodor, that s*** made it even cooler, don't get the hate.

XIII_Rocks: I know, I know, LITERAL GARBAGE, all that shit…you guys are fools. Garbodor is SUPPOSED to disgust you. It's SUPPOSED to be gross. It's a poison-type based on garbage. And that's what I like about it; it evokes such disgust from people it must be doing its job well.

Paratroopa1: I don't understand how they combined a pile of garbage with my neighbor totoro and you guys DON'T think it's amazing, you guys LOVE garbage and miyazaki films

Natwaf: Night of the living Trash. I don't get the haters of it's concept though. You're okay with living sludge but you're not okay with living trash? I mean, hating copies is one thing, but geez. Other than that, I don't have any particular memories to this thing.

StifledSilence: I wonder if when the matador tosses out his trash after a bull fight, it's the garbodor.

Wicklebee: This is what happens when Muk goes to the garbage dump.

Cybat: I wonder if this placement will put me in the top half of his rankings? I don't have an issue with the concept, he is a Poison type after all. But, that doesn't mean he has to have those weird hands. And mouth. And eyes. And ears. And arms.

ctesjbuvf: Being literal trash is sorta funny, too bad it’s not only literal.

Anagram: When people say this is garbage, and other people say Muk is the same thing, all I can think of is… no. It's not. This is much worse than Muk, and Muk is not a paritcularly good pokemon to begin with.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #21. Literal trash. Everything below this pokemon is worse than trash!

Raka_Putra: Right, a trash Pokemon…and they wonder why everyone hates it.

Wigs: do I have to say anything even?

KommunistKoala: Ugh. I'm at a loss for words.

Genny: The only good thing to come out of this- the ONLY good thing- is that you can now say "Wow this pokémon is such trash; in fact I'd rather use REAL TRASH than it," and actually mean it. As soon as the powers that be base a pokémon off of fecal waste, Garbodor will be completely irrelevant. Oh please make that happen. Rhyperior is close, but not quite. Random, but I always want to write it as "Garbador" and that not being the correct spelling kind of infuriates me.

Inviso: I hate the fact that this, along with Amoonguss and Scolipede, were the only new Poison-types of the generation. Poison should be better than literally garbage. Logicblade: Literally trash.

ecksgem: kill… me…

Bane_Of_Despair: Do I have to explain? Blah blah garbage as a pokemon but it just looks bad

136. Basculin
Score: 5375 Average Ranking: 109.69 (Standard Deviation: 39.47) Water rank: 12/17 Fully Evolved rank: 77/82

7 - StifledSilence 18 - TexWolf_1729 32 - l3fty 41 - Magmortar 41 - profDEADPOOL 52 - Wigs 56 - FrostHarpy 62 - Dragon66116 65 - Natwaf 75 - Inviso 81 - Xuxon 84 - Paratroopa1 85 - CasanovaZelos 94 - Ermine 97 - starfox2245 97 - Bane_Of_Despair 99 - OrangeCrush 99 - Brayze II 100 - Drakeryn 101 - swordz9 121 - xx521xx 122 - BetrayedTangy 123 - Whiskey Nick 124 - PrinceKaro 124 - Anagram 125 - Wicklebee 125 - SanityLapse 130 - cody11533 130 - KommunistKoala 131 - mnkboy907 131 - XIII_Rocks 135 - ecksgem 135 - red13n 138 - Cybat 139 - Sorozone 139 - Suor 141 - JONALEON1 143 - Articuno2001 144 - Luster Soldier 144 - junglebob22 145 - tazzyboyishere 145 - Raka_Putra 146 - mcflubbin 150 - Genny 150 - Naye745 151 - Logicblade 152 - Scepter 153 - ctesjbuvf 153 - Steiner

StifledSilence: This fish is FURIOUS. I love the angry piranha! I was skeptical to use him/her in battle because Poke-fish are usually crap. But holy hell the power!

Magmortar: Pirahnas! Not much, but good at what it can do.

Natwaf: Oh my goodness, STOP Aqua Jet-ing my face dammit! Adaptability is nice. I actually like it a bit, and Blue > Red

Inviso: I don't know why I like Basculin as much as I do. I always see people hating on it for being generic, and I understand that…but it always did wonders for me when I traded for it in BW.

Paratroopa1: sort of a shame they wasted this concept because we have enough useless fish and could really use more useful fish

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #63. You are a boring boring fish.

Brayze II: maybe you want to see this one on your own time http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2015/061/3/f/basculin_by_elpatrixf-d8k5md3.png

PrinceKaro: Dumbass ugly fish with a severe constapation problem.

Anagram: Of all of the useless, pointless fish pokemon, Basculin may be the most unnecessary. At LEAST Lumineon is a type of fish normal people don't see and aren't familiar with.

Wicklebee: … Why did Game Freak let Gastrodon and Carvanha breed to create this piece of shit?

KommunistKoala: Completely forgettable. In fact I wasn't sure it was a pokemon when I saw it on this list.

Cybat: "Oh, this thing is everywhere while fishing, I guess it's the Magikarp equivalent for this gen. Can't wait to see what it evolves into." ……oh.

Suor: Two forms, one useless species.

junglebob22: The side-effect of Gen 5's lack of Water-types is that this jerk was everywhere in BW1

Raka_Putra: Yeah, I would be so angry if I were so ugly too.

Genny: The more I see this thing the more I dislike it. Not only is it the epitome of useless fish pokémon, but it doesn't even have a cool design or interesting gimmick to justify its existence. Same stats as Lumineon, same gimmick as Shellos. There's just nothing original about it, and the fact that there's TWO and neither of them are special just screams last-minute addition to fill the fish pokémon per region quota. Also half their potential abilities revolve around recoil moves and they only learn two. WTF?

Logicblade: Holy crap, do we have enough useless fish in pokemon? Nope.

Scepter: Ebasculating

ctesjbuvf: This thing shouldn’t exist. It can’t even evolve.

135. Tornadus
Score: 5312 Average Ranking: 108.41 (Standard Deviation: 41.65) Flying rank: 17/18

Fully Evolved rank: 76/82

14 - Xuxon 25 - Natwaf 27 - Magmortar 28 - Luster Soldier 31 - starfox2245 43 - Paratroopa1 47 - SanityLapse 54 - Inviso 58 - JONALEON1 66 - XIII_Rocks 71 - Bane_Of_Despair 79 - FrostHarpy 83 - Wigs 87 - ecksgem 90 - ctesjbuvf 97 - swordz9 99 - tazzyboyishere 101 - Dragon66116 107 - CasanovaZelos 113 - Articuno2001 114 - Suor 115 - StifledSilence 118 - mcflubbin 121 - BetrayedTangy 123 - OrangeCrush 125 - KommunistKoala 129 - PrinceKaro 129 - Genny 132 - Brayze II 133 - Whiskey Nick

136 - Sorozone 136 - TexWolf_1729

137 - Logicblade 137 - Raka_Putra 137 - profDEADPOOL 138 - junglebob22 142 - Scepter 142 - l3fty 143 - Naye745 144 - Wicklebee 147 - mnkboy907 147 - Steiner 149 - Drakeryn 150 - Anagram 151 - Cybat 153 - red13n 154 - cody11533 154 - xx521xx 156 - Ermine

Natwaf: The Kami that is mostly used in it's Therian forme, thanks to Regenerator. Also our first Mono-Flying, not counting Sky Plate Arceus. Hurricane HURTS, so keep it sunny or you'll be sorry.

Magmortar: Pretty decent for the first ever pure Flying type. The bird one is even better, nice utility Pokemon.

Paratroopa1: this is only a ranking for the weird version that is some kind of bird genie. nobody gives a shit about the basic palette swap genie form. nobody. but yes the bird one is cool.

Inviso: Highest ranked genie for me doesn't make my top fifty. It ranks highest solely on the basis of being the only pure Flying-type in the game, which seems like a tremendous oversight.

ctesjbuvf: Gets some points for being a pure flying type, but I don’t really care for the forces of nature. Well, small things matter at this point of the list.

Suor: Ugliest color scheme ever conceived. Not even its bird-like therian form can save it from being the worst genie (which is a highly debatable feat, as they all suck).

StifledSilence: Sounds like a good name for a Sith Lord.

BetrayedTangy: F*** Tornadus, up until this point, there was no such thing as a solo Flying type and I thought it was an interesting little tidbit. But no Tornadus had to go and ruin it, and to make it worse, it doesn't even look like it should be a solo Flying type, it looks just like the other -us Pokemon. The only reason I have it so 'high' is because everything below this sucks.

KommunistKoala: Ugliest of the genies. God damn this thing is hideous.

PrinceKaro: Hey kids! Create your own legendary! Just fill in the blanks!! (name), the (element)-type pokemon! This (color)-skinned genie flies on a cloud with his arms crossed with a tail that is a (type of sex toy) and causes (weather type) as he passes!

Genny: Wow. First ever pure Flying and its wasted on this- this mess? I don't even know where to start with this. Both formes just have the absolute worst color palette, with a combination of green and purple reminiscent of a seasick mandrill's ass. Oh and speaking of palettes I'm sure I don't need to remind you that there are two more of these things that look almost exactly the same. XIII complained about how accepting Lumineon as anything but awful meant accepting Game Freak's laziness, but come on does it really get more lazy than copy/pasting one design twice, varying the coloration and fine details, and calling them three new pokémon? Rhetorical question, it does not. The only thing that comes close is gluing more pokémon onto a pokémon and calling the result an evolved pokémon à la Dugtrio, but I digress. Therian Forme is really no better than Incarnate Forme. In fact it may just be worse. It's just as fugly as the genie, but it's now wearing Ariel's seashell bikini and is sporting a chubby for some reason. I guess stealing from little mermaids and wearing their clothes is what gets it off? Don't even try to tell me that sorta boner is a jewel. Look where it is. No fucking chance.

Brayze II: http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/285/6/3/tornadus___pokemon_day_2013_berlin_by_hamsterpfote-d6q6oqv.jpg

Logicblade: Herpes Genie, Green!

Raka_Putra: In the ideal world, there will be no stupid genie theory to ruin the Pokemon franchise. Even Vlado wouldn't do it.

junglebob22: Tornadus has the most interesting Therian form, but it's still one of the ugliest Pokemon of this gen

Wicklebee: I'ma tornado, wee

Anagram: I have never met anyone who likes the elemental genies even a little bit. By any metric except usefulness, there is just nothing going on here.

Cybat: And I thought the lake trio was badly designed. I understand that this is inspired by a culture I don't know very much about, but it could at least look slightly appealing. Its bird form is dumb too.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #1. I don't quite understand what exactly the designers were thinking when they designed the genies. Actually I take that back, I have no ****ing idea what they were thinking. How in any way possible could someone look at these things and say ""Yeah, this looks like a great set of pokemon, we did a great job here!"". More likely the response to seeing these things is for the person to lose their lunch and lose all faith in humanity. What a disaster and what's worse is that these pokemon are competitively viable so if I ever wanted to play competitive again, I'd have to look at these pieces of **** all the time and to be quite honest, that's enough to make it so I never play competitive again.

134. Tynamo
Score: 5295 Average Ranking: 108.06 (Standard Deviation: 34.19) Electric rank: 11/11 Sperm rank: 1/1 NFE rank: 60/74

3 - TexWolf_1729 30 - Naye745 38 - Genny 47 - Ermine 57 - FrostHarpy 64 - Brayze II 66 - Drakeryn 68 - Paratroopa1 72 - junglebob22 76 - l3fty 87 - starfox2245 87 - mnkboy907 98 - cody11533 101 - Anagram 103 - ctesjbuvf 103 - mcflubbin 104 - Natwaf 106 - Suor 107 - Magmortar 107 - Xuxon 107 - red13n 111 - Inviso 112 - Cybat 112 - Bane_Of_Despair 114 - Wicklebee 115 - swordz9 117 - profDEADPOOL 119 - PrinceKaro 121 - tazzyboyishere 123 - KommunistKoala 124 - Articuno2001 126 - Luster Soldier 127 - Raka_Putra 129 - xx521xx 130 - ecksgem 130 - Whiskey Nick 131 - JONALEON1 137 - BetrayedTangy 138 - Wigs 139 - Logicblade 141 - XIII_Rocks 142 - SanityLapse 143 - Steiner 144 - Dragon66116 144 - StifledSilence 145 - Sorozone 146 - CasanovaZelos 151 - OrangeCrush 153 - Scepter

Genny: Tiny Moe > you. That nickname is ironic because the darn thing is almost a foot long! Seriously its sprites are almost as misleading as Roselia's and Metapod's. But unlike Mawile I won't hold that against this cutie. Once upon a time I was breeding Eelektross and hatched a shiny Tiny. Keep in mind the difference is negligible, which is kinda fucked you know? I almost chucked the damn thing cuz it wasn't the nature I wanted. Anyway it's up this high cuz adorbs and nostalgia.

Ermine: This pokemon is actually kind of cute and if it wasn't for its really weird mouth I'd probably have it a lot higher. Still pretty cute. The white with yellow works really well here.

Brayze II: http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/302/4/5/tynamo_nomnom_by_cuney-d6s9gzx.png

Drakeryn: this guy pretty much redefines bland (until he grows up and becomes a hideous monstrosity)

Paratroopa1: probably won't rank very high but I think he's a cute little dude with a horrifying mouth

junglebob22: Locking in a moveset for a first stage Pokemon is interesting, but taking it to level 39 is a bit too much!

Anagram: Do you know who also has an X mouse? Predators from Predator. I'd love an R-rated movie about a Tynamo murdering Arnold Schwarzenegger's friends.

ctesjbuvf: I like the design and name. Kind of cool. It’s just completely useless until it evolves.

Natwaf: Cute NFE Trash

Magmortar: I’m not really sure what they were going for here, but whatever it is, it came out badly. WHAT A JOBBER!

Inviso: This thing is rare, only learns four moves, and evolves super-late. But it's cute, so it gets somewhat of a pass.

Cybat: Don't really understand why this guy has a completely different design and naming scheme from the rest of his line, but whatever. Not super interesting but his color scheme is reasonably appealing.

Wicklebee: Oh look at it… it's kind of nice.

Raka_Putra: Wow, what? What is this…thing? Something you accidentally swallow when you swim in the ocean, that's what.

Wigs: Sperm and garbage. If I ranked you below this, I have ranked you below a cum dumpster.

Logicblade: Boring.

StifledSilence: If I saw this creepy ass thing in a lake I'd be legitimately terrified.

OrangeCrush: Literally sperm

Scepter: They drew a line and called it a Pokemon

133. Trubbish
Score: 5259 Average Ranking: 107.33 (Standard Deviation: 37.08) Poison rank: 4/7 NFE rank: 58/74

3 - SanityLapse 4 - l3fty 25 - Brayze II 40 - Wicklebee 44 - Luster Soldier 60 - Sorozone 66 - Suor 79 - junglebob22 81 - mnkboy907 84 - Scepter 84 - JONALEON1 86 - Magmortar 89 - Bane_Of_Despair 91 - Paratroopa1 95 - red13n 97 - xx521xx 100 - mcflubbin 103 - Cybat 107 - StifledSilence 111 - Steiner 112 - Natwaf 112 - Drakeryn 112 - XIII_Rocks 116 - swordz9 116 - OrangeCrush 119 - Ermine 121 - Genny 123 - TexWolf_1729 124 - Naye745 126 - Logicblade 126 - PrinceKaro 126 - Anagram 129 - Xuxon 131 - FrostHarpy 132 - KommunistKoala 134 - starfox2245 134 - Raka_Putra 134 - ctesjbuvf 134 - profDEADPOOL 135 - BetrayedTangy 136 - Whiskey Nick 137 - Wigs 141 - ecksgem 145 - Articuno2001 148 - cody11533 149 - CasanovaZelos 150 - Dragon66116 154 - Inviso 154 - tazzyboyishere

SanityLapse: Just when you thought they couldn't make a bag of trash look adorable, Nintendo decided to prove you wrong! The little sad overbite face is what really makes it for me. And being trash. Being trash is helpful.

Brayze II: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/342/5/9/no__568_trubbish_by_pitch_black_crow-d5nf3es.png

Wicklebee: There are plenty of Pokemon in this generation that I am surprised they came up with the designs of… Literally garbage, is the craziest thing they came up with and this guy is derpy yet cute. I like it.

Suor: In the end, this is a great and creative concept. Funny how much garbage is far worse than the literal garbage pokémon in these games.

Magmortar: I did say it was better than Dustox (IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING DUSTOX, it’d be much more difficult to make a Pokemon WORSE than Dustox), but that means next to nothing since Trubbish is…wait for it…garbage.

Paratroopa1: everyone below this, congrats, you're worse than literal garbage! albeit cute hilarious garbage

Cybat: Much better at actually representing his design concept than Garbodor, although his arms still look weird. Funny how the knot in the bag is its ears.

StifledSilence: It's kind of a cute little bag of trash.

Natwaf: Literal NFE Trash, so bonus points for that.

Drakeryn: I used to hate this guy but I feel more charitable after drawing him for Nick's topic series: http://i.imgur.com/Ntxp9vW.jpg

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #38. More trash!

Genny: I've actually been sold on Trubbish... sort of. It's... pretty cute at times. Maybe. It's still NFE trash though.

Logicblade: It's garbage, but it's just not as bad as the rest.

PrinceKaro: NFE trash. oh ho ho.

Anagram: While hideous, Gen 5 has a lot of really bad pokemon, so it's not even in the bottom sixth.

KommunistKoala: Literally trash. At least it's kinda cute trash unlike it's evolved form.

Raka_Putra: It can be adorable in fan arts, but canonically it's just NFE Trash

ctesjbuvf: Looks nice. That’s all good there is about it.

Wigs: Garbage. If I ranked you below this, I have ranked you below garbage.

ecksgem: Trubbish is so stupid looking but somehow manages to avoid my bottom 15. I like that it has a relatively simple design as compared to Garbodor.

Inviso: Literal trash. Jesus, how do you manage to ruin a Grimer ripoff when you didn't do half-bad with Gulpin/Swalot?

132. Woobat
Score: 5256 Average Ranking: 107.27 (Standard Deviation: 38.63) Psychic rank: 13/15 Flying rank: 16/18 NFE rank: 59/74

2 - StifledSilence 17 - mcflubbin 36 - xx521xx 43 - mnkboy907 52 - Scepter 56 - red13n 58 - l3fty 61 - Steiner 66 - Bane_Of_Despair 66 - Naye745 69 - Drakeryn 74 - Inviso 76 - cody11533 86 - Sorozone 89 - Ermine 90 - BetrayedTangy 97 - Raka_Putra 100 - starfox2245 103 - swordz9 112 - Logicblade 112 - Brayze II 114 - Xuxon 121 - ecksgem 122 - KommunistKoala 124 - Luster Soldier 125 - Anagram 125 - Cybat 127 - Dragon66116 127 - Wigs 130 - CasanovaZelos 131 - junglebob22

'''132 - SanityLapse 132 - XIII_Rocks'''

135 - Genny 137 - tazzyboyishere 137 - Wicklebee 137 - Articuno2001 139 - Magmortar 142 - ctesjbuvf 143 - OrangeCrush 143 - profDEADPOOL 143 - JONALEON1 144 - Natwaf 144 - Suor 144 - Whiskey Nick 147 - FrostHarpy 147 - PrinceKaro 148 - TexWolf_1729 151 - Paratroopa1

StifledSilence: Oh my god. OH MY GOD! This thing is the cutest bat ever. I don't even mind running into him 50 bajillion times because of the cuteness! It has a heart for an eye! It has a cute toothy smile! And I even found a plushie of him at Otakon one year because HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE AHHHHHH!

Inviso: It's cute, I'll give it that. But Zubat was cute too. And it has a better early movepool than Zubat. Still, it's definitely an inferior bat line.

Raka_Putra: Still better than Zubat!

Logicblade: Kind of cute, but the heart nose is disgusting. At least it's fuzzy.

Brayze II: http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/i/2012/200/b/3/clyde_the_woobat_by_lindytheamazeing-d57vwvg.png

KommunistKoala: 'woo' does not apply here.

Anagram: It took until I saw Swoobat to decide if the heart thing was a nose or a single eye.

Cybat: I can be pretty patient with the blatant knockoffs this gen. But seriously, you basically only changed one letter of the name with this one. The joy of not running into Zubats in every cave is pretty much mitigated by this thing being the same thing but with a weirder face.

Wigs: Ric Flair bat

Genny: I liked it more when I thought it was some kind of funky lovestruck cyclops. Knowing its just a literal interpretation of a heart-nosed bat takes some of the magic away. And did it really need to be blind and ubiquitous in caves and caverns? Obvious substitute for Zubat could not be more obvious. I get WHY there had to be so many rehashes in this generation (because like II it was all about starting over and previous generation pokémon could not be encountered until after the game was beaten) but come on, at least be slightly original... At least the typing wasn't the same. Poison/Flying always did kinda tank.

Wicklebee: Why the heart?

Magmortar: To quote Smogon, “It is completely outclassed by Sigilyph in every way except Speed. That includes cuteness.”

ctesjbuvf: Resembles Zubat too much and it’s bad and annoying.

OrangeCrush: Zubat was so cool, so Gamefreak gave us another one with a heart theme!

Natwaf: NFE Trash

PrinceKaro: For the last time, stupid does not equal cute, and this thing is just f***ing stupid.

Paratroopa1: woobat's dumb nose and dumb face is making me a cranky motherfucker right now I really want to be done with these writeups

131. Munna
Score: 5228 Average Ranking: 106.69 (Standard Deviation: 34.64) Psychic rank: 12/15 NFE rank: 57/74

8 - OrangeCrush 9 - cody11533 21 - Brayze II 56 - Raka_Putra 66 - JONALEON1 67 - l3fty 67 - Paratroopa1 68 - Inviso 73 - Cybat 83 - Naye745 84 - TexWolf_1729 88 - Sorozone 92 - swordz9 94 - PrinceKaro 95 - tazzyboyishere 100 - ecksgem 101 - BetrayedTangy 101 - SanityLapse 103 - Xuxon 107 - Natwaf 107 - Steiner 108 - xx521xx 110 - starfox2245 115 - mnkboy907 117 - Magmortar 118 - KommunistKoala 120 - mcflubbin 121 - Luster Soldier 123 - Suor 124 - Dragon66116 126 - FrostHarpy 127 - Scepter 128 - Genny 128 - Ermine 129 - Logicblade 129 - red13n 130 - junglebob22 131 - Drakeryn 132 - Anagram 134 - StifledSilence 136 - CasanovaZelos 137 - Whiskey Nick 138 - Articuno2001 138 - Bane_Of_Despair 138 - XIII_Rocks 143 - Wigs 148 - ctesjbuvf 155 - Wicklebee 155 - profDEADPOOL

OrangeCrush: I like how she was first mentioned in Pokemon Red and Blue, and she's pretty much Bianca's signature Pokemon.

Brayze II: http://www.bharatwaves.org/pictures/albums/userpics/Oct2006/Prabhas_birthday_celebrations_014.jpg

Raka_Putra: Munna, the Sustainance Pokemon. Munna was created by Arceus as food for the Israelites to sustain them through their journey.

Paratroopa1: it looks less like a pokemon and more like a pink, flowery piece of kitsch your grandma has on a shelf. both eat your dreams

Inviso: This is a cute little Psychic type. Definitely one of the best that isn't a feline from Gen II or VI. But not particularly special.

Cybat: Not all that memorable, but I have to give them credit for this: http://www.gamereplays.org/community/uploads/post-15855-1351452275.png

Natwaf: Cute NFE Trash

Magmortar: I don’t even know.

Suor: Flower patterns on sofas aren't really my thing.

Genny: It's kinda ugly cute, but not enough to be relevant. Only this high because backward continuity reference: http://plus4chan.org/b/pkmn/src/128601823890.png Gotta admit that's pretty neat.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #29. I've always wanted a Munna!

Logicblade: Dumb, but it's kind of cute in an ugly way.

Anagram: I feel like I'd like this a little more if I cared about pigs at all. Like a piggy bank pokemon with payday would be a good enough pokemon to me. Instead it's… this. Not even the best first stage pig pokemon of Gen 5.

StifledSilence: Olivia Munna

Whiskey Nick: It looks like a clitoris

Wigs: what is this? Why is this?

ctesjbuvf: This thing seems more like an object than a Pokemon to me.

Wicklebee: Why in hell's name…

130. Klinklang
Score: 5238 Average Ranking: 106.9 (Standard Deviation: 38.66) Steel rank: 10/12 Fully Evolved rank: 75/82

12 - l3fty 22 - Wigs 36 - Magmortar 36 - Steiner 45 - Cybat 52 - Natwaf 56 - TexWolf_1729 60 - ecksgem 61 - XIII_Rocks 71 - Drakeryn 72 - profDEADPOOL 79 - Inviso 80 - FrostHarpy 85 - Naye745 92 - Suor 95 - SanityLapse 100 - KommunistKoala 101 - xx521xx 105 - mnkboy907 106 - OrangeCrush 108 - Xuxon 109 - BetrayedTangy 109 - Articuno2001 110 - Anagram 116 - Ermine 119 - ctesjbuvf 120 - Genny 121 - Whiskey Nick 122 - tazzyboyishere 123 - Wicklebee 124 - Logicblade 132 - Luster Soldier 134 - Scepter 136 - starfox2245 137 - CasanovaZelos 139 - PrinceKaro 141 - Brayze II 142 - Raka_Putra 142 - mcflubbin 145 - Dragon66116 146 - swordz9 148 - Sorozone 148 - Paratroopa1 148 - red13n 149 - JONALEON1 150 - Bane_Of_Despair 151 - cody11533 151 - StifledSilence 152 - junglebob22

Wigs: please go easy on these guys b8 even though you won't see this til its too late

Magmortar: extremely dumb looking to the point of hilarity, even has a dumb NAME (moreso in Japanese of course), and battling wise, it’s an alright-ish Pokemon with obvious strengths and weaknesses. I’m just putting it here because it’s funny.

Cybat: Has two pretty neat signature moves and almost nothing else. Seriously, this line might cumulatively have the single worst movepool in the game. Which is a shame because it's a perfectly reasonable concept.

Natwaf: SHIFT GEAR! But between the Gears that hit Twice, Volt Tackle, and Return for physical attacks, it's just meh

XIII_Rocks: METAL GEAR?!

Inviso: I don't know what this could've done better to make me like it more…it's just not on par with Magnezone, and it manages to ruin the cuteness of Klink, sadly.

KommunistKoala: I had this thing right next to its predecessors for being Saturn Klang but I thought I'd give it some credit for its signature moves at least. Yes that propelled it 50 spots. Gen V

Anagram: Why are we following Mortal Kombat rules?

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #41. This line is just bad.

ctesjbuvf: This Pokemon actually isn’t that bad, but I feel like they created the line in three seconds to make some pure steel. Pure steel is pretty boring so there’s also that.

Genny: Friendly reminder: If you don't have all three of these pokémon in close proximity to each other... you are weird.

Wicklebee: MORE GEARS, NOW WITH A RANDOM RING!

Logicblade: Super boring gear pokemon.

PrinceKaro: This pokemon really grinds my gears.

Brayze II: http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/098/2/1/klinklang_poke_glitch_pjs_by_appsdata-d60wxlh.jpg

Raka_Putra: I have to grind my teeth everytime I see it. Ugly face, unneeded evolutions, lazy evolution, and all-time favorite inorganic design…it's just a recipe for disaster.

Paratroopa1: ugh ugh ugh

Bane_Of_Despair: Gears, why the fuck not 5 generations in. But this is why not.

StifledSilence: COLONEL! TELL ME ABOUT METAL GEAR!

junglebob22: Klang and Klinklang are the laziest evolutions in the series

129. Vanillish
Score: 5222 Average Ranking: 106.57 (Standard Deviation: 38.23) Ice rank: 7/7 NFE rank: 56/74

1 - l3fty 11 - SanityLapse 30 - Articuno2001 40 - ctesjbuvf 40 - TexWolf_1729 42 - Wicklebee 59 - FrostHarpy 68 - Raka_Putra 73 - Sorozone 84 - OrangeCrush 85 - cody11533 90 - Xuxon 92 - PrinceKaro 92 - Steiner 93 - Scepter 95 - junglebob22 97 - Naye745 100 - BetrayedTangy 100 - Anagram 103 - Wigs 105 - Suor 110 - swordz9 110 - Drakeryn 112 - Inviso 112 - starfox2245 116 - JONALEON1 122 - StifledSilence 123 - Ermine 124 - Natwaf 125 - profDEADPOOL 126 - Whiskey Nick

129 - tazzyboyishere

134 - Magmortar 134 - Bane_Of_Despair 136 - Luster Soldier 136 - mcflubbin 137 - red13n 139 - Genny 139 - XIII_Rocks 141 - CasanovaZelos 142 - Cybat 145 - Logicblade 146 - ecksgem 146 - xx521xx 146 - Brayze II 147 - Dragon66116 147 - Paratroopa1 148 - mnkboy907 150 - KommunistKoala

SanityLapse: This is the best of the ice creams because it looks like a typical ice cream cone.

ctesjbuvf: I really like this line. They all look great.

Wicklebee: Look at that face. http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:583Vanillish.png He's like that one breakfast cereal that wants to eat itself.

Raka_Putra: Gets unjustifiable hate.

junglebob22: <D

Anagram: The mouth alone puts this in the five derp pokemon.

Inviso: Better than Vanillite if only because the design is slightly better. Still nothing special.

StifledSilence: Better stay away from that ice cream truck.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #34. "Let's see. What should we do for this middle evolution for our ice cream pokemon." "Let's make him look ***CENSORED***!" "SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN!"

Natwaf: I LOVE ROCKY ROAD! SO HAVE ANOTHER TRIPLE SCOOP WITH ME!

Magmortar: How high do you have to be to think fucking rock ice cream is a good idea for a Pokemon.

Genny: You suck. How dare you look so damn happy?

Cybat: I don't hate the concept of "object" Pokemon in and of itself. But this is a perfect example of how to completely botch the execution. It also raises a lot of uncomfortable questions.

Logicblade: Dumbest icecream.

ecksgem: Giving an ice cream cone a dumb face does not make it cute or funny, as I'm sure some will argue.

Brayze II: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/079/6/2/n_and_vanillish_by_lucariolily-d7ay529.jpg

Paratroopa1: I don't think they actually intended to make this a three stage line, they just accidentally left in the WIP version of vanilluxe

KommunistKoala: Yep. Ice cream.

128. Patrat
Score: 5163 Average Ranking: 105.37 (Standard Deviation: 34.01) Normal rank: 16/17 NFE rank: 55/74

4 - Xuxon 21 - Ermine 25 - PrinceKaro 38 - xx521xx 50 - red13n 56 - Naye745 71 - Wigs 78 - Steiner 84 - Sorozone 84 - junglebob22 86 - KommunistKoala 88 - Bane_Of_Despair 91 - swordz9 93 - Genny 94 - Wicklebee 97 - Suor 101 - cody11533 103 - profDEADPOOL 106 - StifledSilence 107 - Logicblade 108 - Inviso 110 - ecksgem 111 - starfox2245 113 - Dragon66116 113 - mnkboy907 115 - tazzyboyishere 115 - OrangeCrush 115 - Whiskey Nick 122 - Anagram 122 - SanityLapse 122 - mcflubbin 125 - Brayze II 125 - Drakeryn 127 - CasanovaZelos 127 - Magmortar

128 - Paratroopa1

129 - l3fty 131 - Articuno2001 132 - Raka_Putra 133 - BetrayedTangy 133 - JONALEON1 134 - Natwaf 136 - Scepter 138 - FrostHarpy 139 - TexWolf_1729 139 - Cybat 145 - ctesjbuvf 147 - XIII_Rocks 152 - Luster Soldier

Ermine: Unlike with Watchog, the crazy eyes kinda work here still and the rest of his design is pretty good imo. Cute poke.

Genny: D'aww lookit how kwoot!

Wicklebee: Why does this exist?

StifledSilence: Stop being such a patrat and throw away those things you're hoarding!

Logicblade: Not as cool as Boss Watchog. Also not a rat I would pat.

Inviso: I think I have to agree with the people who call this the weakest of the generic early-game rodents. It's just nothing special.

Anagram: Looks like a one episode villain in Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Brayze II: http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/125482_700b.jpg

Drakeryn: this guy could've made the 'inoffensive and bland' tier if it weren't for the freakish possessed eyes

Magmortar: Even for an early game rodent, this is way, way, way below the standard.

Paratroopa1: maybe this really wasn't worth it

Raka_Putra: Ugh, ugliest first com-Mon ever. It just looks so unhappy all the time. Someone put the species out of their misery.

Natwaf: NFE Trash

Cybat: Creepy eyes. And he learns a much more annoying moveset than other early Normals. Fighting the inevitable swarms of these things is such a pain.

ctesjbuvf: Looks bad and fails to live up to Ratatta and Zigzagoon.

127. Thundurus
Score: 5116 Average Ranking: 104.41 (Standard Deviation: 42.07) Electric rank: 10/11 Flying rank: 15/18 Fully Evolved rank: 73/82

9 - Natwaf 10 - Xuxon 19 - SanityLapse 21 - Luster Soldier 22 - Magmortar 23 - starfox2245 59 - JONALEON1 67 - XIII_Rocks 70 - Bane_Of_Despair 76 - Paratroopa1 78 - FrostHarpy 80 - mnkboy907 81 - Genny 84 - Wigs 85 - KommunistKoala 86 - ecksgem 87 - Inviso 96 - swordz9 100 - Dragon66116 106 - BetrayedTangy 108 - CasanovaZelos 109 - tazzyboyishere 109 - Suor 110 - ctesjbuvf 113 - StifledSilence 114 - Articuno2001 117 - mcflubbin 117 - l3fty 122 - OrangeCrush 129 - TexWolf_1729 130 - PrinceKaro 131 - Brayze II 132 - Sorozone 132 - Whiskey Nick 134 - Logicblade 136 - Raka_Putra 136 - profDEADPOOL 140 - Scepter 142 - Naye745 144 - Cybat 146 - Wicklebee 147 - Drakeryn 148 - Steiner 149 - Anagram 150 - junglebob22 152 - red13n 153 - cody11533 153 - xx521xx 154 - Ermine

Natwaf: The Kami that is mostly used in it's Incarnate Forme, thanks to Prankster. Many a cry of anguish were made when it's priority status moves were used. It's also a whole lot better than the Emolga I used. My favorite of the Kami trio!

SanityLapse: Anal beads.

Magmortar: I’ve always liked the genies a lot because what they lack in originality they make up for in being able to totally pulverize things, and although they aren’t very…original, they are pretty damn stylish. Electrogenie is one really annoying and powerful thing.

Paratroopa1: wow it must be awesome to be neither the best nor the worst of a set of things that are clones of each other

Genny: The definitive best of the Kami Trio... which is really not saying that much. It's neither helped nor hurt by its additional forme imo, but the original form was good enough to begin with. I actually used a Thundurus after catching one, unlike the other genies which went right to the box. He was pretty darn groovy. Definitely no Zekrom though.

Inviso: I'm surprised at how high I have the legendary genies, but this one is definitely the worst of the three, since we already have a MUCH MUCH better Electric/Flying legendary in the series.

ctesjbuvf: From a lame legendary trio.

StifledSilence: Thund R' Us, the new toy store created by Zeus for all the children he made by sexually assaulting human women.

PrinceKaro: Hey kids! Create your own legendary! Just fill in the blanks!! (name), the (element)-type pokemon! This (color)-skinned genie flies on a cloud with his arms crossed with a tail that is a (type of sex toy) and causes (weather type) as he passes!

Brayze II: http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/214/3/5/heath2_rq_3__thundurus_vore_by_sylis1232-d42ny24.png

Logicblade: Herpes Genies, Blue! At least blue is a good colour.

Raka_Putra: Ugly as fuck. Fuck, why do they have to exist?

Cybat: Better typing, color scheme and Therian forme than its buddy, but pretty interchangeably horrible in its regular form. I didn't even notice their "tails" were different until starting these writeups.

Wicklebee: I ride a thunder cloud, wee

Anagram: I have never met anyone who likes the elemental genies even a little bit. By any metric except usefulness, there is just nothing going on here.

junglebob22: Ugh I actually prefer its genie form, and I HATE the genie forms of this trio

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #3. I don't quite understand what exactly the designers were thinking when they designed the genies. Actually I take that back, I have no ****ing idea what they were thinking. How in any way possible could someone look at these things and say "Yeah, this looks like a great set of pokemon, we did a great job here!". More likely the response to seeing these things is for the person to lose their lunch and lose all faith in humanity. What a disaster and what's worse is that these pokemon are competitively viable so if I ever wanted to play competitive again, I'd have to look at these pieces of **** all the time and to be quite honest, that's enough to make it so I never play competitive again.

126. Watchog
Score: 5109 Average Ranking: 104.27 (Standard Deviation: 38.64) Normal rank: 17/17 Fully Evolved rank: 72/82

3 - Xuxon 10 - Bane_Of_Despair 16 - Wigs 41 - PrinceKaro 44 - Ermine 52 - red13n 53 - Articuno2001 64 - Logicblade 67 - Sorozone 72 - Natwaf 75 - Magmortar 78 - xx521xx 81 - Steiner 82 - starfox2245 84 - Suor 91 - cody11533 100 - Inviso 103 - CasanovaZelos 104 - profDEADPOOL 105 - FrostHarpy 105 - StifledSilence 109 - Wicklebee 109 - TexWolf_1729 112 - tazzyboyishere 116 - Dragon66116 118 - ctesjbuvf 123 - SanityLapse 123 - mcflubbin 124 - Drakeryn

126 - Brayze II

129 - BetrayedTangy 130 - Anagram 130 - Paratroopa1 132 - Genny 132 - junglebob22 133 - ecksgem 133 - l3fty 133 - Naye745 134 - Cybat 136 - KommunistKoala 137 - Luster Soldier 138 - Scepter 139 - Whiskey Nick 140 - swordz9 142 - OrangeCrush 146 - Raka_Putra 146 - XIII_Rocks 153 - mnkboy907 156 - JONALEON1

Bane_Of_Despair: Dunno if this guy is popular, but meerkats are great and I love this guy's crazy eyes for some reason. Just really cool for me

Wigs: this guy reminds me

Ermine: I really want to like watchog... but I really just can't that much.

Logicblade: This pokemon is a troll in it's highest essence. I've had a few revenge kills happen to me in my black nuzlocke.

Natwaf: I love how intense his eyes are.

Magmortar: Earns a little credit for Lion King parodies that cast it as Timon.

Inviso: Better than Patrat, barely, but still nothing all that special. It just looks weird.

StifledSilence: Except it's not a watchdog. It's a rodent.

Wicklebee: What?

ctesjbuvf: Fine I suppose, but looks incredibly ugly.

Brayze II: http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/328/d/b/no__505_watchog_by_pitch_black_crow-d2yksah.png

Anagram: The second worst of the Raticates. The only one it's better than is Raticate.

Paratroopa1: I like how every pokemon in gen V is like almost sort of useful, or has some point, except for this one, which doesn't

Genny: How in the world does one mess up something based on a meerkat and a prarie dog? Like this I guess. Needless to say I was pretty disappointed when my Patrat evolved. Two really awesome animals apparently don't always make one really awesome pokémon. I could probably deal if not for the safety vest pattern of stripes, though that still wouldn't remove the extremely annoying learnset.

Cybat: Still has an annoying moveset which makes it really obnoxious to fight. But meerkats are cool. Weird tail.

KommunistKoala: Bleh.

Raka_Putra: No, no, no, no, no. Horrible, horrible Pokemon. Just see their eyes and it's needlessly terrifying…judging you from afar, waiting for you to white out so they can feast on your flesh…and oddly humanoid too, so it's probably too intelligent for comfort.

125. Boldore
Score: 5063 Average Ranking: 103.33 (Standard Deviation: 31) Rock rank: 10/10 NFE rank: 54/74

6 - Wigs 17 - l3fty 44 - Wicklebee 62 - Brayze II 71 - profDEADPOOL 73 - Magmortar 74 - Anagram 80 - Luster Soldier 80 - Whiskey Nick 83 - Dragon66116 83 - Cybat 85 - Steiner 86 - TexWolf_1729 88 - ctesjbuvf 88 - red13n 95 - BetrayedTangy 96 - Raka_Putra 98 - mnkboy907 100 - StifledSilence 101 - tazzyboyishere 101 - Articuno2001 102 - FrostHarpy 103 - Sorozone 103 - ecksgem 104 - Suor 104 - Ermine 106 - Drakeryn 109 - CasanovaZelos 109 - XIII_Rocks 110 - Scepter 112 - Naye745 115 - PrinceKaro 115 - Genny 120 - xx521xx 123 - Paratroopa1 126 - JONALEON1 126 - Xuxon 129 - Inviso 129 - KommunistKoala 131 - Logicblade 133 - OrangeCrush 134 - SanityLapse 136 - cody11533 139 - junglebob22 142 - starfox2245 142 - swordz9 147 - mcflubbin 151 - Natwaf 152 - Bane_Of_Despair

Wigs: I love his goddamn face built into the stone, this makes him better than his younger and older self

Wicklebee: He's a Boulder! Boulder Canyon has to be my favorite DKR track because you ring the bell and make racers drop into the moat.

Brayze II: http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/326/a/b/boldore_by_ultyzarus-d5lup5h.jpg

Magmortar: It looks like an Xbox 360 controller. That’s about it.

Anagram: I'm almost sad this line didn't get the Gurdurr naming system, since that way we could have had Boldurr.

Cybat: Its placement is slightly improved by its far superior shiny coloring. And its name is way better than Graveler.

ctesjbuvf: I like this line, but it looks so ugly and it’s kind of stupid. Got a bit of anime screentime but had no personality.

Raka_Putra: Eh, it's alright.

StifledSilence: Aww but the first rock pun in this line was funny.

Suor: F*** you, f*** Sturdy and f*** Graveler for getting it too after you did.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #53. This pokemon is very interesting!

Genny: I really want to like Boldore because it's based on like the coolest kind of rock ever but eeeehhhh... Even the coolest rock is still... just a rock. Unless it's a diamond.

Paratroopa1: I cannot think of any earthly reason to prefer roggenrola or boldore, they are basically the same thing

Inviso: This is the cut-off point between stuff I outright hate and stuff I just don't care about. See, I like the Roggenrola line design-wise, but I'll be damned if it's not f***ing annoying, trying to grind in a cave or something and running into a group of Pokemon that cannot be OHKOed due to their stupid Sturdy ability.

Logicblade: More like Boredore.

OrangeCrush: Gen V's change to Sturdy is cancerous

junglebob22: Slightly more interesting than Roggenrola, but Sturdy still sucks in wild battles

Natwaf: How much do you hate random encounter Sturdy enemies? I know I do. Fortunately, they're slow as molasses, so running away is easy.

Bane_Of_Despair: Just a bunch a rocks, nothing about it stands out like its counterparts

124. Gothitelle
Score: 5041 Average Ranking: 102.88 (Standard Deviation: 42.62) Psychic rank: 11/15 Fully Evolved rank: 71/82

12 - Suor 30 - Scepter 34 - SanityLapse 42 - FrostHarpy 42 - Anagram 47 - OrangeCrush 51 - ctesjbuvf 55 - Wicklebee 61 - Luster Soldier 63 - CasanovaZelos 66 - Natwaf 67 - TexWolf_1729 68 - Bane_Of_Despair 69 - mcflubbin 71 - PrinceKaro 74 - Cybat 79 - KommunistKoala 80 - Dragon66116 81 - Naye745 82 - Genny 90 - swordz9 92 - Inviso 94 - Articuno2001 101 - Logicblade 105 - ecksgem 106 - cody11533 107 - starfox2245 108 - JONALEON1 122 - Xuxon 126 - XIII_Rocks 131 - tazzyboyishere 135 - xx521xx 141 - red13n 144 - Paratroopa1 145 - profDEADPOOL 147 - Raka_Putra 148 - StifledSilence 149 - BetrayedTangy 149 - mnkboy907 149 - Brayze II 151 - Steiner 152 - Ermine 153 - Sorozone 153 - Magmortar 153 - Whiskey Nick 153 - Drakeryn 153 - l3fty 155 - junglebob22 155 - Wigs

Suor: Goth tower is amazing and Shadow Tag is nasty. She's classy as f*** but sadly misunderstood.

SanityLapse: Nice hair goth lady.

Anagram: Can you imagine having to go through doors with those things on the sides of your head? Every day would be a living nightmare.

OrangeCrush: Lolitower is underrated

ctesjbuvf: I thought this was really cool at first. It’s alright, but it was a major disappointment to use it.

Wicklebee: CRACK A TOWAAAA

Natwaf: Shadow tag ****ers! Other than that, eww pure psychic. Give me back muh Gardevoir

Cybat: Sure, her design is a little creepy, and gameplay-wise it seems like a missed opportunity that she wasn't Psychic/Ghost, but…I dunno. I kinda like it.

Genny: I hate her freaking "hair". If she had anything other than stupid disks sticking out from the side of her head I'd rank her a minimum of 30 spots higher. They really blew it in terms of designing her, ugh. In battle however I found her quite nice. Serviceable. I did enjoy using her. I keep saying her but male Gothitelle is literally a thing lol. Gotta dock some points for that.

Inviso: It's certainly a big step up from the awful olicon of the first form. But this thing just isn't special, and Gardevoir does its job much better.

Logicblade: Oh a Goth tower.

Paratroopa1: it is completely beyond my capability of thought to understand why anyone would ever like this thing

Raka_Putra: It's like a whole tower of ugliness, just for you.

StifledSilence: Goth kids? Seriously, Gen 5 is a cesspool of awful ideas.

Brayze II: http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-playingonthesubwaycomic.gif

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #5. What... were... they... thinking?

Magmortar: I did not want a reminder that this…THING (and I use that term loosely), existed. Why does it even evolve. Twice.

junglebob22: The Goth Tower: A monument to terrible Pokemon design

Wigs: no.

123. Pignite
Score: 5010 Average Ranking: 102.24 (Standard Deviation: 38.94) Fire rank: 13/15 Fighting rank: 14/15 NFE rank: 53/74

5 - Wigs 6 - junglebob22 32 - StifledSilence 36 - Inviso 39 - mcflubbin 40 - CasanovaZelos 46 - Steiner 54 - mnkboy907 61 - Logicblade 72 - Scepter 75 - Wicklebee 75 - swordz9 83 - Sorozone 84 - Luster Soldier 85 - Raka_Putra 87 - XIII_Rocks 90 - Ermine 96 - Articuno2001 99 - Dragon66116 106 - Whiskey Nick 107 - BetrayedTangy 111 - Suor 112 - xx521xx 114 - Bane_Of_Despair 116 - tazzyboyishere 117 - red13n 119 - cody11533 120 - starfox2245 120 - Paratroopa1 121 - Magmortar 121 - TexWolf_1729 122 - Genny

123 - Brayze II

124 - KommunistKoala 125 - ecksgem 127 - Natwaf 127 - ctesjbuvf 129 - Drakeryn 132 - JONALEON1 136 - PrinceKaro 136 - OrangeCrush 137 - Xuxon 147 - profDEADPOOL 147 - l3fty 147 - Naye745 148 - SanityLapse 150 - FrostHarpy 152 - Anagram 152 - Cybat

Wigs: he looks like a champ and this pun is so awful it's great

StifledSilence: We have pignition!

Inviso: People hated on Wizards for saving this thing for so long in SMP, and I did too..but in retrospect, Pignite's pretty cute and the best of its line.

Steiner: RAISE DA ROOF makes an exception to terrible starters gen

Logicblade: Worst pun of the bunch. Also worst starter of the group, but not all that bad.

Scepter: I'm less mad at it now than I used to be

Wicklebee: This pun is cute. Ignite the pig, but GO AWAY FIRE/FIGHTING STARTERS

Raka_Putra: No. Get away.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #67. Pignite is the awful line. He decides what is awful and what is not. He himself is awful but he is the king of them all. Congratulations Pignite.

Paratroopa1: wow I'm just blown away by the universal appeal of this pig in a wrestling singlet

Magmortar: Ranks above Tepig since it gets cast as Pumbaa in Lion King parodies. Yeah, this guy is not very good. Generation 5 is not very good.

Genny: OTOH I feel like Pignite gets too much flak. OTOH it's the third freaking Fire/Fighting starter in a row and brings nothing new to the table in terms of battle prowess. Also its design is ugh. I know pigs are infamous for being fat but come on! Only some kind of weirdo would like a fat, pig wrestler. They should really try to make every stage of a starter line appealing in some way.

Brayze II: http://i.imgur.com/jFrTxLO.jpg

Natwaf: NFE Trash

ctesjbuvf: An alright battler, but looks pretty bad. Now the main reason for its terrible placement comes from the anime Pignite, that completely failed to do anything for me. It lost its personality upon evolving and they couldn’t find a balance between it being supposed to be strong and also not being too strong because they realized it had accomplished nothing.

PrinceKaro: Why does my cute little Tepig evolve into this stupid looking f***er? Did he eat too much lard?

OrangeCrush: Ugly, and made worse by Gamefreak thinking it's actually good.

Anagram: This looks more like the fat kid in an 80s ensemble cast children's movie than some kind of fighter.

Cybat: Bahahahaha. What a tool.

122. Eelektrik
Score: 4988 Average Ranking: 100.63 (Standard Deviation: 35.7) Electric rank: 9/11 NFE rank: 50/74

14 - TexWolf_1729 20 - junglebob22 29 - Wigs 34 - l3fty 42 - Paratroopa1 62 - ctesjbuvf 64 - FrostHarpy 74 - tazzyboyishere 75 - Brayze II 80 - Anagram 83 - Ermine 84 - SanityLapse 87 - Cybat 93 - Natwaf 94 - xx521xx 96 - Whiskey Nick 96 - red13n 96 - Steiner 99 - BetrayedTangy 100 - Magmortar 100 - mnkboy907 102 - mcflubbin 103 - Raka_Putra 104 - Wicklebee 105 - Inviso 106 - starfox2245 110 - Articuno2001 111 - Logicblade 112 - CasanovaZelos 115 - KommunistKoala 115 - XIII_Rocks 116 - profDEADPOOL 117 - PrinceKaro 119 - Luster Soldier 119 - Xuxon 123 - Sorozone 125 - Naye745 128 - cody11533 130 - JONALEON1 131 - Dragon66116 131 - StifledSilence 139 - Scepter 139 - swordz9 143 - Suor 143 - Drakeryn 144 - Bane_Of_Despair 145 - Genny 145 - ecksgem 146 - OrangeCrush

Wigs: It's like if huntail wasn't stupid

Paratroopa1: he's cute

ctesjbuvf: No weaknesses as long as its ability is intact. Great in battle to begin with.

Brayze II: http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/080/7/f/real_eelektrik_by_spastman-d3c4zz8.jpg

Anagram: I want to grab one by the tail and flail it around until I smash it into a vase or something.

Cybat: Really low-hanging fruit with the design and name, isn't it? But we were overdue for an electric eel, and this one is fairly interesting. Weird eyes though.

Natwaf: Creepy (in a good way) NFE Trash

Magmortar: it looks like Huntail’s idiot hillbilly brother

Raka_Putra: Electric eels are scary.

Wicklebee: No.

Inviso: This thing takes forever to evolve, and then you have to stone evolve it further, meaning either you stick with lame Eelektrik, or miss out on level up moves. Not terrible though.

Logicblade: Electr…ICK. Goes from cute and boring to gross and unusable.

StifledSilence: lol itz eelektricity

Suor: Another stoned pokémon, at least has a cool name.

Genny: This thing looks so sad. Did Tynamo line really need a middle evolution, particularly one this pathetic and miserable? I happen to like eels, and think lampreys are interesting but ugh... this... Corniest name ever btw.

ecksgem: Unappealing and uninteresting middle evolution.

121. Roggenrola
Score: 4967 Average Ranking: 101.37 (Standard Deviation: 34.85) Rock rank: 9/10 NFE rank: 52/74

14 - l3fty 50 - ctesjbuvf 51 - Inviso 53 - Anagram 54 - TexWolf_1729 54 - Wigs 56 - Sorozone 56 - SanityLapse 60 - Steiner 60 - XIII_Rocks 62 - OrangeCrush 65 - cody11533 65 - profDEADPOOL 80 - Articuno2001 82 - Brayze II 88 - mnkboy907 95 - starfox2245 95 - Raka_Putra 98 - Cybat 99 - Drakeryn 100 - PrinceKaro 101 - KommunistKoala 101 - Xuxon 104 - tazzyboyishere 104 - BetrayedTangy 104 - StifledSilence 105 - Scepter 108 - Wicklebee 110 - FrostHarpy 110 - Naye745 112 - Ermine 118 - Bane_Of_Despair

122 - Suor 122 - Paratroopa1

123 - Dragon66116 129 - Magmortar 130 - Genny 131 - mcflubbin 134 - ecksgem 140 - Logicblade 142 - junglebob22 142 - JONALEON1 143 - Luster Soldier 143 - swordz9 145 - CasanovaZelos 148 - Whiskey Nick 151 - red13n 152 - Natwaf 156 - xx521xx

ctesjbuvf: It looks great imo and I like the name.

Inviso: This originally made the top 50, but I decided that the Pokemon I had at 51 deserved to make it the one extra spot, just for lasting as long as it did. Not as cute as Geodude, Roggenrola's still cute though, and has an awesome name.

Anagram: I have no opinions re: Roggenrola

Wigs: haha good job pokemon namers

SanityLapse: It's a walking hole.

XIII_Rocks: One of my few Pokemon accounts

OrangeCrush: Great name, meh Pokemon

Brayze II: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/248/0/1/past_present_and_future_aurora_by_aquaaurora97-d7y0kze.png

Raka_Putra: That name tho.

Cybat: It can't even learn Rollout AND it has nothing to do with music? What is the deal, GameFreak.

PrinceKaro: It is an anus boulder. Do not want.

KommunistKoala: I like his name. That's enough to beat almost 60 pokemon in this gen.

StifledSilence: I AM THE AYATOLLAH OF ROGGENROLA!

Wicklebee: Rock-and-roll… is apparently worth an anus. Thanks GameFreak.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #45. No, the jokes aren't funny.

Suor: Looks like an anus.

Paratroopa1: they really went for it with that name for something that is basically a polygon

Magmortar: Not only is Geodude better, Geodude also does not look like a vagina.

Genny: Is its hole an eye, an ear, a nose, or a mouth? You know what? I'm going to pretend it's an ass hole, just so I can say everything I ranked below this literally lost to a walking anus. (I know it's an ear, I can read.)

Logicblade: Is that supposed to be it's mouth? Gross.

junglebob22: It's an unremarkable pebble that prolongs battle with its ability

Natwaf: How much do you hate random encounter Sturdy enemies? I know I do. Fortunately, they're slow as molasses, so running away is easy.

120. Ferroseed
Score: 4947 Average Ranking: 100.96 (Standard Deviation: 35.05) Steel rank: 9/12 Grass rank: 16/20 NFE rank: 51/74

24 - TexWolf_1729 26 - profDEADPOOL 33 - l3fty 34 - BetrayedTangy 41 - Dragon66116 47 - Inviso 54 - starfox2245 65 - Wicklebee 65 - Whiskey Nick 68 - Magmortar 76 - Naye745 80 - KommunistKoala 82 - Cybat 83 - tazzyboyishere 88 - junglebob22 88 - Paratroopa1 92 - Anagram 92 - XIII_Rocks 96 - Luster Soldier 97 - Logicblade 97 - Brayze II 97 - Wigs 100 - Ermine 105 - Xuxon 106 - xx521xx 108 - ctesjbuvf 108 - mcflubbin 111 - Drakeryn 114 - Natwaf 118 - PrinceKaro 120 - OrangeCrush 121 - mnkboy907

122 - FrostHarpy 123 - Raka_Putra 124 - Suor 128 - Steiner 129 - swordz9 131 - ecksgem 132 - red13n 133 - Articuno2001 135 - Sorozone 137 - Scepter 141 - cody11533 141 - Bane_Of_Despair 143 - StifledSilence 146 - SanityLapse 147 - CasanovaZelos 147 - JONALEON1 152 - Genny

Inviso: I never expected to like this thing as much as I do, but then Gen VI rolled around, with competitive battling, and it became really fun to breed (plus it's super-cute).

Wicklebee: You get hurt by touching me, lolol.

Magmortar: Ferrothorn is fun, but Ferroseed…isn’t really. Another reason I hate little cup

Cybat: Probably one of the scariest first-stage Pokemon. Seriously, this "seed" is two feet long. Terrifying.

Paratroopa1: why is gordo from kirby in this game

Anagram: I don't really like Ferroseed, but I like it much more than Ferrothorn.

Logicblade: Ferroseed is basically Pineco but I don't want to break him in half.

Brayze II: http://pokemon-online.eu/data/avatars/l/53/53403.jpg?1418418531

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #57. Uhhh yeah....

ctesjbuvf: Good combination for a grass type, not that remarkable or useful.

Natwaf: NFE Trash

Raka_Putra: Ultimately I put this below its evolution, but both are just so ugly. The color scheme is horrible, terrible, horrific…and it looks like a sad extreme sex toy.

Suor: There are countless people I would have sit on Ferroseed, to put it kindly.

StifledSilence: Remember, kids. Use a condom every time or this is what will happen.

Genny: Durians stink. Next.

119. Landorus
Score: 4915 Average Ranking: 100.31 (Standard Deviation: 42.21) Ground rank: 10/11 Flying rank: 14/18 Fully Evolved rank: 70/82

10 - Natwaf 15 - Luster Soldier 21 - starfox2245 27 - FrostHarpy 29 - Magmortar 40 - swordz9 48 - SanityLapse 50 - Xuxon 52 - mnkboy907 59 - Sorozone 60 - JONALEON1 63 - XIII_Rocks 68 - KommunistKoala 70 - OrangeCrush 74 - Bane_Of_Despair 83 - Inviso 85 - Wigs 89 - Paratroopa1 98 - CasanovaZelos 100 - ctesjbuvf 100 - profDEADPOOL 102 - Dragon66116 103 - tazzyboyishere 108 - Genny 110 - Suor 114 - StifledSilence 114 - ecksgem 117 - Articuno2001 118 - BetrayedTangy 118 - Steiner 119 - mcflubbin 126 - TexWolf_1729 130 - Brayze II 131 - PrinceKaro 134 - Whiskey Nick 135 - Raka_Putra 136 - Logicblade 136 - Cybat 140 - l3fty 141 - Scepter 141 - Naye745 142 - cody11533 147 - Wicklebee 148 - Drakeryn 149 - junglebob22 151 - Anagram 154 - red13n 155 - xx521xx 155 - Ermine

Natwaf: Leader of the Kami Trio, and unlike Tornadus and Thundurus, this dude is more physical oriented. A Ground/Flying that makes more sense, he's got two great abilities either allows it to setup or to just kick ass right from the start. Definitely looks the part of a Kami with stats to boot.

Magmortar: Really capable of wrecking house, and I love the dumb therian form, flying four-legs is pretty legit, in the 3D games it looks ridiculous in a good way.

XIII_Rocks: Wooo marshmallow head

KommunistKoala: The best of the genies, in terms of battling and design I think.

OrangeCrush: Palette swaps are lame, but he's Mega Manectric's BFF in competitive. I'll use that duo if I bother playing on Smogon again.

Inviso: The middle genie for me, Landorus has the coolest animal form, since it's more mammal than bird. Flying/Ground is already covered by the Gliscor line though, so meh.

Paratroopa1: I'm not giving a writeup to the worst genie, he doesn't deserve it, his tail is dumb and his other weird form is the worst one

ctesjbuvf: Lame legendary trio, but solid fun type combination.

Genny: This is the Kami that's helped the absolute most by its Therian Forme. I still can't say I'm a fan but the panther thing is badass.

StifledSilence: Land Doris never learned how to swim in school. She stayed out of the pool.

BetrayedTangy: The little bit of Gen V I have experienced is with Showdown and the handful of Pokemon that appeared in Gen VI. That being said, I hate people who use the Therian form, it's extremely fast and extremely powerful, so much in fact that while wipe out an entire team, just to be sweeped by this piece of s***

Brayze II: http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/039/c/7/landorus_by_kerxert_edges-d4p1q3u.png

PrinceKaro: Hey kids! Create your own legendary! Just fill in the blanks!! (name), the (element)-type pokemon! This (color)-skinned genie flies on a cloud with his arms crossed with a tail that is a (type of sex toy) and causes (weather type) as he passes!

Raka_Putra: I dislike you so bad. I dislike you so, so bad.

Logicblade: Herpes Genie, Orange!

Cybat: This guy has the most respectable color scheme, Therian forme, and typing. Buuuuuuut yeah he's still pretty lousy.

Wicklebee: I just suck. All there is to it.

Anagram: I have never met anyone who likes the elemental genies even a little bit. By any metric except usefulness, there is just nothing going on here.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #2. I don't quite understand what exactly the designers were thinking when they designed the genies. Actually I take that back, I have no ****ing idea what they were thinking. How in any way possible could someone look at these things and say "Yeah, this looks like a great set of pokemon, we did a great job here!". More likely the response to seeing these things is for the person to lose their lunch and lose all faith in humanity. What a disaster and what's worse is that these pokemon are competitively viable so if I ever wanted to play competitive again, I'd have to look at these pieces of **** all the time and to be quite honest, that's enough to make it so I never play competitive again.

118. Musharna
Score: 4880 Average Ranking: 99.59 (Standard Deviation: 37.51) Psychic rank: 8/15 Fully Evolved rank: 69/82

11 - Brayze II 20 - OrangeCrush 30 - cody11533 34 - Raka_Putra 44 - SanityLapse 55 - Inviso 57 - Paratroopa1 65 - JONALEON1 65 - l3fty 66 - TexWolf_1729 72 - tazzyboyishere 75 - ecksgem 76 - CasanovaZelos 77 - PrinceKaro 77 - Steiner 78 - Natwaf 78 - mnkboy907 79 - red13n 82 - FrostHarpy 92 - BetrayedTangy 92 - Articuno2001 93 - swordz9 98 - Luster Soldier 107 - xx521xx 108 - XIII_Rocks 113 - Whiskey Nick 113 - Naye745 114 - Dragon66116 114 - Cybat 116 - starfox2245

'''118 - Sorozone 118 - Magmortar'''

119 - KommunistKoala 121 - mcflubbin 126 - ctesjbuvf 128 - junglebob22 129 - Scepter 130 - Ermine 130 - Drakeryn 133 - Anagram 137 - Suor 139 - Bane_Of_Despair 141 - Logicblade 146 - Wigs 149 - Genny 153 - Xuxon 154 - Wicklebee 154 - StifledSilence 154 - profDEADPOOL

Brayze II: http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/321/9/8/musharna_reveals_misty__s_dream_by_bluemew919-d4giehw.jpg

Raka_Putra: This is something The Avengers ate in the post-credit scene.

SanityLapse: Everytime I see this Pokemon, I think it's a fetus still attached to its umbilical cord. I finally had to find out what it actually was, and apparantly it's just badly drawn gas. Either way, I refuse to accept it as anything other than an umbilical cord, so enjoy 44th you fetus.

Inviso: I like its evolution from already cute Munna into still cute, but more cuddly Musharna. Plus I imagine this is Bianca's best friend in the whole world, which is adorable.

Paratroopa1: occasionally you find art where musharna has its eyes open and it's REALLY WEIRD go back to sleep you weirdo http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/8/8c/Fennel_Musharna.png/250px-Fennel_Musharna.png

Natwaf: I wonder what that chick in Kanto's reaction would be when she sees this line? And the illusion on Team Plasma was great. Boring to use and fight though.

Cybat: This just looks unsettling. And not even in an interesting way. Just kinda…floats there, looking weird. Its dream mist seems oddly tangible in 3D, too.

Magmortar: this thing and munna look near identical, I barely remember which is which. I guess this one is lower since it is not subject to…thoughts.

ctesjbuvf: Such an utterly boring psychic type. Both the game and the anime attempted at making it interesting, but it’s just too boring and not that good.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #27. Oh boy I can't wait to get myself a Musharna!

Anagram: I'm not the first one to observe this, and I'm stealing it from someone else, but screw it: this literally looks like a smoking pig fetus.

Logicblade: Looks like a floating cloud of pink crap.

Wigs: no seriously what is this ?? What are any of these???

Genny: Oh come on. We already had a dream-eating tapir like pokémon based on a baku and that one was infinitely less nauseating.

Wicklebee: Does the aborted fetus line exist?

StifledSilence: This is what would happen if Kirby's metabolism deteriorated and he got terminally ill.

117. Unfezant
Score: 4876 Average Ranking: 99.51 (Standard Deviation: 36.06) Normal rank: 15/17 Flying rank: 13/18 Fully Evolved rank: 68/82

13 - Suor 19 - Articuno2001 41 - Wigs 48 - CasanovaZelos 53 - Dragon66116 55 - Paratroopa1 59 - Brayze II 64 - Genny 66 - Wicklebee 70 - xx521xx 73 - Logicblade 74 - red13n 76 - Ermine 77 - Naye745 82 - Magmortar 83 - l3fty 85 - JONALEON1 85 - Sorozone 87 - OrangeCrush 88 - starfox2245 90 - SanityLapse 90 - PrinceKaro 91 - ecksgem 94 - swordz9 101 - StifledSilence 102 - Whiskey Nick 106 - FrostHarpy 110 - Steiner 111 - Luster Soldier 112 - Anagram 113 - Xuxon 114 - TexWolf_1729 116 - Inviso 118 - cody11533 118 - Drakeryn 121 - profDEADPOOL 126 - mcflubbin 131 - Bane_Of_Despair 133 - Raka_Putra 134 - junglebob22 137 - KommunistKoala 140 - Cybat 144 - tazzyboyishere 152 - mnkboy907 152 - ctesjbuvf 154 - BetrayedTangy 156 - Natwaf 156 - XIII_Rocks 156 - Scepter

Suor: I love how flamboyant and fabulous male Unfezant looks, and as a bird pokémon trainer I couldn't avoid trying to use one despite being possibly the worst regional bird ever in battle. Female Unfezant is inferior.

Paratroopa1: I like the male version with the colorful pink face more than the drab looking female version. sexism rules! now you know the reason I like birds

Brayze II: http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/341/e/e/____sexy_and_i_know_it_____by_xxsilvercakesxx-d5ncuss.png

Genny: I like the males okay, but female Unfezant is... unpleasant. It's already tough enough to follow an act like Staraptor's but when you follow it up with a pokémon that is 50% the absolute blandest generic first route Normal/Flyer it's like... Gosh why do you even bother existing? I know in real life the females of most bird species look less interesting because the males are the only ones who take a proactive approach in attracting a mate, but I don't play games with torpedo sharks and haunted balloons for realism.

Wicklebee: Female form exists. :( Also, we need a Peacock pokemon.

Logicblade: I'm pretty unphased by this low ranking of a archetype I normally like.

Magmortar: I am…uhhh, quite unsure. Worst first route bird? Probably.

ecksgem: Unfezant is this high only because the male brings some much needed color to this otherwise dull line.

StifledSilence: Yes, it's unpleasant.

Anagram: The "un" should have been taken to its furthest extreme. We should have had a reverse pheasant. Just give us the dripping interior of a bird, revived by unholy necromancy. I'd love that.

Inviso: Gen V is the ONLY Generation where I think the generic Normal/Flying type found on early routes…is lame. Unfezant's design for the female is bland, and the male just looks plain stupid.

Raka_Putra: ??? No, thank you.

junglebob22: I don't like the silly mask on the male and the female is the most drab bird Pokemon ever

KommunistKoala: This ugly ass bird.

Cybat: Utterly forgettable. The male version at least is kind of interesting-looking but yeah, they completely phoned it in with the route 1 bird line this time.

ctesjbuvf: Utterly terrible for the bird you can catch early. It’s really bad, it looks really ugly, especially as a female and it’s name sucks too.

Natwaf: Oh my god Lu Bu bird is quite possibly the WORST of the early birds. The move set it gets and it's stats are opposite. Male > Female design wise, but it's so awful I banned it from my E4 Mo-Normal team.

XIII_Rocks: Yeah fuck off. This is worthless. After Swellow, Staraptor and then later Gen VI's excellent Talonflame I thought GF had turned the corner in terms of making their regional birds both look good and be usable in-game. Instead they give us this trash; ugly (especially the bald form) and utterly unusable in-game. Especially egregious in a game lacking great flying options. This is awful; among Game Freak's most irritating crimes. You cannot build an expectation with two great birds and then unleash this shit on us. Fucking awful.

Scepter: After Unfezant, I no longer have a thing for regional birds

116. Solosis
Score: 4865 Average Ranking: 99.29 (Standard Deviation: 33.35) Psychic rank: 7/15

NFE rank: 49/74

23 - l3fty 25 - xx521xx 34 - PrinceKaro 38 - Anagram 54 - Naye745 56 - Drakeryn 63 - KommunistKoala 63 - SanityLapse 66 - Raka_Putra 66 - Brayze II 67 - ctesjbuvf 73 - profDEADPOOL 79 - ecksgem 81 - Inviso 86 - CasanovaZelos 87 - BetrayedTangy 91 - Steiner 93 - starfox2245 94 - Whiskey Nick 94 - mcflubbin 95 - Paratroopa1 97 - Sorozone 97 - Natwaf 101 - Wicklebee 104 - XIII_Rocks 106 - Scepter 106 - JONALEON1 108 - red13n 109 - Ermine 114 - junglebob22 118 - mnkboy907 118 - Cybat 120 - StifledSilence 120 - Bane_Of_Despair 123 - Articuno2001 125 - Luster Soldier 125 - Magmortar 125 - Wigs 127 - Logicblade 127 - swordz9 127 - Suor 134 - Xuxon 135 - tazzyboyishere 137 - FrostHarpy 138 - TexWolf_1729 143 - cody11533 147 - OrangeCrush 153 - Dragon66116 153 - Genny

Anagram: Its nose is so freaking gross.

Raka_Putra: The start of something great.

Brayze II: http://i.imgur.com/yU41G.jpg

ctesjbuvf: Kind of interesting small thing. Nothing special.

Inviso: Something about this is adorable, even though I know it shouldn't be. Far better than Gothita.

Paratroopa1: is your career being a professional soccer player? hope solo's is

Natwaf: Creepy (in a good way) NFE Trash

Wicklebee: It's snot.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #48. Ugh... at least it's final form is pretty fantastic.

Cybat: While it is a strong concept that develops well through the line, there's only so far you can get being just a circle with a face.

StifledSilence: That's so science!

Magmortar: I hate cells. They alone made science classes hell for me.

Wigs: at this point in its evo cycle, the start, you're not really sure what it is yet so there's still a chance it won't turn into something awful…

Logicblade: One Floating Abortion.

OrangeCrush: A fetus, but not as blatant as Reuniclus

Genny: Bland ugly boring ball of snot. Next. Actually not sure why only Gothita gets so much hate when the mucous blob that is the rival line's counterpart is just as bad if not even more so.

115. Petilil
Score: 4847 Average Ranking: 98.92 (Standard Deviation: 33.6) Grass rank: 10/20 NFE rank: 48/74

17 - OrangeCrush 17 - xx521xx 37 - Drakeryn 47 - Scepter 50 - l3fty 53 - PrinceKaro 57 - cody11533 63 - Inviso 67 - Xuxon 73 - mnkboy907 75 - Anagram 77 - swordz9 79 - Wicklebee 79 - Paratroopa1 80 - ecksgem 81 - Cybat 87 - red13n 88 - mcflubbin 91 - Natwaf 93 - Suor 97 - junglebob22 98 - Genny 102 - tazzyboyishere 102 - Bane_Of_Despair 108 - Naye745 110 - Logicblade 111 - KommunistKoala 111 - JONALEON1 113 - TexWolf_1729 113 - Brayze II

115 - starfox2245

116 - Raka_Putra 116 - Wigs 117 - Ermine 119 - Articuno2001 121 - XIII_Rocks 122 - CasanovaZelos 123 - FrostHarpy 124 - SanityLapse 127 - BetrayedTangy 129 - Luster Soldier 132 - Magmortar 136 - ctesjbuvf 141 - StifledSilence 141 - Whiskey Nick 141 - profDEADPOOL 149 - Sorozone 150 - Steiner 152 - Dragon66116

OrangeCrush: http://i.imgur.com/RYNQ1MN.png

Inviso: I like this line SO much better than its cotton counterpart. Petilil is adorable and evolves into something even more adorable.

Anagram: Probably the worst Pokemon-related experience I'e ever had was breeding a shiny Petilil. That took me forever. I never want to do it again.

Wicklebee: It's kind of cute, and is all female so should be… but bleh.

Paratroopa1: it's pleasant enough, although it has a pretty weird shaped body

Cybat: Totally standard first-stage Grass design, but it just works for me. I think it's the eyes, they're expressive without being weird.

Natwaf: ADORABLE! Still NFE Trash

Genny: Cute lil' lady with nothing else to offer but her adorableness. She evolves into an utter beast though.

Logicblade: Petilil was a surprise for me. Normally I wouldn't train a pokemon like this, but Liligant made it worth it.

Brayze II: http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/317/5/2/petilil__cottonee_and_sewaddle_fusions__2_left__by_paintset-d6lib2c.png

Raka_Putra: WTF is this shit

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #40. No.

XIII_Rocks: oh my god who the hell cares

Magmortar: whatever. This generation is not what I would call inspiring.

ctesjbuvf: Looks fine, but did we really need so much useless grass.

StifledSilence: Chia Petlil

114. Cottonee
Score: 4822 Average Ranking: 98.41 (Standard Deviation: 29.12) Grass rank: 9/20 Fairy rank: 2/2 NFE rank: 47/74

48 - Scepter 51 - l3fty 52 - Drakeryn 53 - Paratroopa1 53 - FrostHarpy 57 - xx521xx 60 - PrinceKaro 62 - mnkboy907 68 - Wicklebee 71 - Anagram 72 - Xuxon 76 - SanityLapse 77 - Whiskey Nick 78 - BetrayedTangy 80 - Sorozone 82 - TexWolf_1729 86 - Logicblade 87 - Brayze II 89 - Cybat 89 - Raka_Putra 90 - mcflubbin 90 - Natwaf 96 - OrangeCrush 98 - Suor 99 - Bane_Of_Despair 102 - swordz9 102 - red13n 103 - Ermine 107 - Genny 107 - Naye745 109 - Magmortar 112 - KommunistKoala

114 - JONALEON1

115 - junglebob22 120 - Inviso 120 - tazzyboyishere 120 - Articuno2001 123 - cody11533 123 - starfox2245 123 - Steiner 126 - Wigs 132 - ecksgem 136 - XIII_Rocks 139 - Luster Soldier 140 - StifledSilence 140 - profDEADPOOL 144 - CasanovaZelos 147 - ctesjbuvf 154 - Dragon66116

Paratroopa1: kinda not sure what this is aside from being a ball of fluff but it's great

Wicklebee: Christmas a couple years back my brother's girlfriend saw a cotton farm and asked what cotton was used for nowadays anyway. All the boys in the back (myself, my brother, and my cousin) were grabbing at their clothes laughing. She didn't last long as his gf after that.

Anagram: I feel like this should be on the end of a Q-tip and covered with earwax.

Logicblade: It kind of has that embarassed anime girl look on its face and that's very strange. Still cute though.

Brayze II: http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/014/2/d/cottonee_with_a_hat_by_twilir-d3765j2.png

Cybat: It has a weird mouth. Other than that…really not much to say. Glad it got the Fairy type.

Raka_Putra: It's kind of like nothing. I can't imagine raising it.

Natwaf: ADORABLE! Still NFE Trash

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #54. I feel like they just took a blob, stuck a few clouds and leaves on it and poof, a new pokemon!

Genny: The design is too simple for me. A cotton spore that evolves into a sheep is a good concept though.

Magmortar: I feel like I’ve used all my insults already, because this generation is just so FUCKING AWFUL and I have run out of ways to express this other than saying it outright

Inviso: Generic Grass-type that evolves into another Grass-type I don't care for. It's not terrible though, I guess.

Wigs: do you know what this is? It's a PIGGLYPOOP! They're very rare. (Skiploom? Is that you?)

StifledSilence: Would it be rude of me to ask you to pick my Cottonee…up from day care?

ctesjbuvf: Ugly grass fodder.

113. Duosion
Score: 4806 Average Ranking: 98.08 (Standard Deviation: 31.08) Psychic rank: 6/15 NFE rank: 46/74

16 - PrinceKaro 35 - Raka_Putra 36 - l3fty 41 - xx521xx 45 - ecksgem 45 - Anagram 62 - SanityLapse 70 - ctesjbuvf 70 - Drakeryn 76 - Steiner 80 - profDEADPOOL 84 - CasanovaZelos 86 - swordz9 89 - mnkboy907 89 - red13n 90 - Whiskey Nick 90 - Cybat 91 - Suor 91 - Brayze II 94 - Paratroopa1 95 - Natwaf 97 - BetrayedTangy 99 - Scepter 99 - Ermine 99 - Naye745 102 - starfox2245 105 - JONALEON1 107 - KommunistKoala 108 - Articuno2001 110 - junglebob22 110 - XIII_Rocks 111 - cody11533 112 - Genny 115 - Wicklebee 116 - Logicblade 117 - Inviso 118 - StifledSilence 119 - Bane_Of_Despair 124 - Sorozone 126 - Magmortar 128 - FrostHarpy 133 - tazzyboyishere 133 - Xuxon 134 - mcflubbin 135 - TexWolf_1729 139 - Wigs 141 - Dragon66116 146 - Luster Soldier 148 - OrangeCrush

Raka_Putra: Duosion sounds like something, I don't really get it, but it's like a boss from a video game. Say, SSBB or something.

Anagram: Do you think we'll ever have a diffusion pokemon? I mean a pokemon that where its presence in one area is low, but in an adjacent area is high, the areas will equalize over time. Actually I guess we already have that: its name is Ferrothorn, and the areas are peoples' teams. Slowly but surely, it's entering every team so that there will be an even spread of one Ferrothorn across all areas.

ctesjbuvf: Kind of interesting, but never really pay much attention to middle types.

Cybat: Its name makes it sound like it should be cooler than it is. But it's still a pretty good design. And 125 special attack, wow.

Brayze II: http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/310/4/6/hpm___duosion_problems_by_ciress-d5k7s57.png

Paratroopa1: solosis but with tiny little arms, a completely necessary evolution

Natwaf: Creepy (in a good way) NFE Trash

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #58. Keep going Duosion, you'll eventually be awesome. Just not yet.

Genny: The very definition of okay.jpg

Wicklebee: That diamond is its mouth… apparently. Weird.

Logicblade: Two Floating Abortions

Inviso: I actually really like the Reuniclus line, but Duosion's definitely a weak link in the design department.

StifledSilence: I can does science

Magmortar: I hate cells already, what makes you think a two-in-one is AN IMPROVEMENT.

Wigs: Sperm, garbage, and fetuses. What is this game trying to tell me?

OrangeCrush: A fetus, but not as blatant as Reuniclus

112. Vanilluxe
Score: 4800 Average Ranking: 97.96 (Standard Deviation: 42.84) Ice rank: 5/7 Fully Evolved rank: 67/82

3 - l3fty 9 - Articuno2001 12 - SanityLapse 16 - Naye745 22 - ctesjbuvf 24 - Scepter 26 - FrostHarpy 50 - mnkboy907 62 - Sorozone 63 - cody11533 69 - Steiner 71 - Xuxon 76 - Suor 77 - BetrayedTangy 78 - starfox2245 80 - XIII_Rocks 81 - Natwaf 81 - TexWolf_1729 89 - Wicklebee 96 - Genny 102 - Wigs 108 - Drakeryn 109 - swordz9 110 - JONALEON1 110 - Inviso 111 - PrinceKaro 111 - Whiskey Nick 111 - Ermine 121 - Anagram 121 - StifledSilence 123 - profDEADPOOL 126 - OrangeCrush 127 - ecksgem 129 - Cybat 132 - Bane_Of_Despair 133 - junglebob22 133 - Magmortar 133 - Dragon66116 135 - Luster Soldier 137 - mcflubbin 139 - Raka_Putra 140 - CasanovaZelos 140 - KommunistKoala 143 - red13n 143 - Logicblade 145 - Paratroopa1 147 - Brayze II 147 - tazzyboyishere 149- xx521xx

SanityLapse: This is both terrifying and delicious looking.

ctesjbuvf: Might not be the best, but the design is epic and it’s fun enough to use in game, even if it lacks competitively.

Scepter: Delicious

Natwaf: For the record, my favorite Ice Cream flavor is Cookies and Cream. Second is Caramel and Biscuits (Haagen Dasz). Anyway, this thing… yeah. Trash. It's the special to Beartic's physical, but it doesn't have the stats to back it up.

Wicklebee: Now it's two scoops, and one wants to eat the other. While the other has a… *redacted for moderation*

Genny: I know its design is about as appealing as cold soup or maybe warm, soupy ice cream, but guess what? On a whim I decided to try one out in battle and it was actually pretty damn beastly. That means something to me. Plus, it's not like Generation V gave us so many more great options for Ice types anyway.

Drakeryn: The ice creams started out near the bottom of my list, then kept getting pushed up because there was always worse stuff to put below them. Gen V (tm). also sup lefty

Inviso: Best of its line, but not by much. It still looks generic…it just looks less generic than Vanillite and Vanillish.

PrinceKaro: It's a f***ing ice cream cone!

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #46. Now your ice cream is only half *redacted*!

Anagram: I know that ice cream cones can have more than one scoop of ice cream, so it's not unreasonable to have an ice cream pokemon with multiple scoop-faces, but at the same time, we didn't need an ice cream pokemon to begin with.

StifledSilence: Don't stoners usually like Cheetos?

Cybat: Yep, the first time a Westerner gets to develop Pokemon, this is what we get. I do think the concept coud have worked in theory, but…come on. A straw?

junglebob22: <8

Magmortar: I’ve seen better is all I can say. What the literal fuck is this line.

Raka_Putra: Too much going on.

KommunistKoala: Well, at least this ice cream has a straw in its head. And shoots out mist or something. ****

Logicblade: Dumb icecream.

Paratroopa1: I think this thing was made by a brit or something? thanks, way to really represent all of western culture in pokemon, you did a good job.

Brayze II: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhhyntLYH1rg6irzo1_1280.png

111. Throh
Score: 4787 Average Ranking: 97.69 (Standard Deviation: 34.62) Fighting rank: 7/15 Fully Evolved rank: 66/82

19 - Magmortar 34 - Articuno2001 42 - Wigs 47 - mcflubbin 53 - Inviso 53 - StifledSilence 54 - KommunistKoala 59 - Natwaf 61 - profDEADPOOL 63 - ctesjbuvf 64 - Luster Soldier 66 - OrangeCrush 68 - Whiskey Nick 76 - Wicklebee 77 - TexWolf_1729 79 - Bane_Of_Despair 82 - JONALEON1 84 - FrostHarpy 86 - BetrayedTangy 87 - Sorozone 89 - Anagram 89 - Xuxon 93 - CasanovaZelos 94 - starfox2245 97 - Dragon66116 110 - xx521xx

111 - junglebob22

112 - l3fty 113 - swordz9 114 - mnkboy907 117 - Drakeryn 117 - Paratroopa1 119 - Logicblade 121 - Ermine 123 - Genny 125 - tazzyboyishere 125 - Scepter 126 - Steiner 127 - XIII_Rocks 128 - ecksgem 128 - red13n 129 - Suor 134 - cody11533 136 - Brayze II 149 - SanityLapse 149 - Cybat 152 - PrinceKaro 153 - Raka_Putra 153 - Naye745

Magmortar: The other Kung Fu Muppet with a much worse name, Throh is still tanky and a pretty cool Pokemon.

Inviso: I like Sawk more, but I still apreciate Throh for being a tough Fighting-type that odesn't afraid of anything.

StifledSilence: Typoh

Natwaf: Not sure why Judo and Karate guy look Polygon-y, but it works.

ctesjbuvf: This guy is badass enough, but not liking him as much as Sawk. Not being able to evolve him drags him down a bit. It’s no fun having a “full evolved” that early.

Wicklebee: http://pokebot.everyboty.net/pix/217.jpg

Anagram: I actually don't completely hate the muppet fighters. I would be a lot more merciful to Throh, but its name is just so ****ing stupid that there's no redeeming it. Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee are not clever names, but they're still far cleverer than a Judo pokemon named Throh.

Paratroopa1: "Vanillish isn't so bad. I'd say he's better than these rankings!" "Why's that?" "They're both awful to look at it, but at least Vanillish has good taste!" DOOHHHHOHOHOHOHO

Logicblade: More like No. Do not want.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #36. There continue to be a lot of bad fighting pokemon.

Genny: His name is Throh. He specializes in throwing things. Brilliant.

Suor: Spots below Sawk for being red, angry and fat.

Brayze II: http://i.imgur.com/YJJ75.jpg

SanityLapse: Such lazy design.

Cybat: Well congratulations GameFreak, you have successfully distilled the very worst of gen 1's design patterns: creepy clothes-wearing humanoid Pokemon and laughably uncreative names. What a time to be alive.

PrinceKaro: I really mean it, no pokemon wearing people clothes! It's f***ing stupid.

Raka_Putra: I can't really decide, which one is worse, Sawk or Throh. Stupid concept, stupid design, stupid names, these are just unbelievably bad.

110. Tranquill
Score: 4772 Average Ranking: 97.39 (Standard Deviation: 25.51) Normal rank: 14/17 Flying rank: 12/18 NFE rank: 45/74

42 - cody11533 53 - Wicklebee 60 - red13n 64 - TexWolf_1729 65 - Wigs 68 - xx521xx 69 - ctesjbuvf 70 - starfox2245 70 - Paratroopa1 71 - Suor 76 - Dragon66116 81 - Logicblade 81 - Magmortar 84 - PrinceKaro 84 - Steiner 85 - l3fty 86 - Genny 86 - OrangeCrush 86 - JONALEON1 87 - tazzyboyishere 88 - Ermine 89 - Luster Soldier 89 - SanityLapse 91 - CasanovaZelos 95 - Articuno2001 98 - Inviso 101 - Sorozone 101 - mnkboy907 103 - StifledSilence 104 - swordz9 104 - Xuxon 105 - Whiskey Nick 105 - Naye745 111 - Brayze II 112 - FrostHarpy 113 - Drakeryn 114 - Anagram 117 - Natwaf 117 - junglebob22 124 - mcflubbin 124 - profDEADPOOL 126 - KommunistKoala 130 - Bane_Of_Despair 137 - Cybat 138 - Raka_Putra 138 - ecksgem 139 - BetrayedTangy 143 - Scepter 148 - XIII_Rocks

Wicklebee: Salutations, bird lovers, I am your attempt at a guide along this journey through Flying types. Wait, you're doing the quest for your flying type of this gen without me? Okay.

ctesjbuvf: The only bird in this family that doesn’t suck. Frankly, I might just like the name.

Paratroopa1: deserves either a 50 rank bonus or a 50 rank penalty because of the ability big pecks and its name, but I couldn't decide which. so I split the difference and did nothing

Logicblade: Because you're putting me to sleep.

Magmortar: This thing is just weird looking and not good at all. Pidove is cute. Tranquill isn’t.

Genny: Pretty darned bland, but it's this high because I like its name and cry.

Inviso: Generic design, but not actively terrible, so it makes it just a little bit higher.

StifledSilence: Boring enough to be comparable to Nyquil for all your sleeping needs.

Brayze II: I think only 5 people even know what tranquill is

Anagram: Jesus, did I really put Tranquill this high? I guess I did.

Natwaf: NFE Trash

Cybat: I always forget this thing's name. Why does its personality completely change (I guess…?) when it evolves? And also, "Many people believe that, deep in the forest where Tranquill live, there is a peaceful place where there is no war." Way to hold out on us.

Raka_Putra: Geh, it's literally a bird. It's not a Pokemon! I refuse to accept that it's a Pokemon.

ecksgem: The Pidove line is so boring and generic, and Tranquill is the low point.

XIII_Rocks: The evolution of awful

109. Seismitoad
Score: 4708 Average Ranking: 96.08 (Standard Deviation: 34.95) Water rank: 11/17 Ground rank: 9/11 Fully Evolved rank: 65/82

21 - BetrayedTangy 25 - Dragon66116 48 - mnkboy907 52 - FrostHarpy 54 - red13n 55 - Sorozone 60 - Whiskey Nick 61 - starfox2245 62 - PrinceKaro 62 - Luster Soldier 64 - Magmortar 65 - Brayze II 68 - Scepter 70 - swordz9 70 - Natwaf 72 - CasanovaZelos 77 - mcflubbin 81 - Wicklebee 81 - junglebob22 88 - profDEADPOOL 89 - KommunistKoala 92 - ctesjbuvf 92 - Xuxon 93 - tazzyboyishere 97 - SanityLapse 97 - Anagram 99 - Articuno2001 99 - Raka_Putra 99 - XIII_Rocks 104 - ecksgem 105 - cody11533 108 - Paratroopa1

109 - OrangeCrush

114 - Ermine 116 - l3fty 120 - Steiner 121 - JONALEON1 129 - Bane_Of_Despair 132 - xx521xx 135 - Wigs 141 - Genny 143 - Cybat 144 - Naye745 144 - Drakeryn 145 - StifledSilence 150 - Suor 150 - Inviso 151 - TexWolf_1729 154 - Logicblade

Magmortar: Swampert is a great Pokemon…Toxicroak is a pretty good Pokemon as well…yet when you put two and two together, you get something that doesn’t look all so hot.

Brayze II: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/188/b/6/potion_brewing_by_kokuhane-d56bmty.jpg

Natwaf: It got the wrong stat boosted. Pretty unremarkable, but I'm in love with this big blue frog's design. I think it also gets a Sludge Wave attack?

Wicklebee: One Poke that'd benefit from us getting a Sound type and him losing the ground type for it.

ctesjbuvf: There’s nothing unique about this, although it’s decent in battle.

Anagram: I wonder how many people trained one and named it Richter. I bet very few, because I bet very few trained Seismitoad.

Raka_Putra: Still better than Tympole!

Paratroopa1: he's weird and gross but toads are awesome so whatevs

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #43. I AM THE ZIT TOAD POKEMON, YOU MUST ALL LOVE ME AND MY ZITS! AREN'T I GORGEOUS?

Wigs: oh my god why gamefreak why

Genny: I... like... frogs...?

Cybat: Wow, there are just so many unappealing designs this gen. This thing looks like it is in constant suffering.

Drakeryn: Frogs are some of the best animals, but Pokemon does not know how to deal with them. First there's the disaster that is Toxicroak, and then this monstrosity. At least they get it right next gen with Greninja.

StifledSilence: Sea Waddle Dee would be better.

Suor: Why do a lot of these look like they do drugs on a regular basis, and what's with all the external tumors, wtf?

Inviso: Seriously, we had FOUR Generations in a row of some butt-ugly Water/Ground type that you find early in the game, yet people complain about awesome Fire/Fighting types being repetitive.

Logicblade: Herpes la Derpes Toad. Gross.

108. Vanillite
Score: 4685 Average Ranking: 95.61 (Standard Deviation: 39.51) Ice rank: 4/7 NFE rank: 44/74

2 - l3fty 13 - SanityLapse 26 - cody11533 26 - Xuxon 27 - BetrayedTangy 41 - mnkboy907 43 - Naye745 45 - ctesjbuvf 46 - Articuno2001 55 - Ermine 56 - Bane_Of_Despair 59 - PrinceKaro 62 - xx521xx 72 - FrostHarpy 80 - Scepter 80 - JONALEON1 85 - OrangeCrush 91 - Raka_Putra 94 - Suor 104 - Brayze II 106 - TexWolf_1729 106 - XIII_Rocks 107 - junglebob22

108 - Luster Soldier

109 - Drakeryn 111 - Sorozone 111 - Wicklebee 111 - Anagram 111 - swordz9 114 - Inviso 115 - ecksgem 115 - Paratroopa1 117 - starfox2245 122 - Cybat 122 - Steiner 125 - Natwaf 126 - profDEADPOOL 127 - StifledSilence 129 - Wigs 130 - tazzyboyishere 133 - Genny 135 - Magmortar 135 - mcflubbin 138 - Whiskey Nick 138 - red13n 142 - CasanovaZelos 142 - Dragon66116 144 - Logicblade 149 - KommunistKoala

SanityLapse: Baby ice cream cone!

BetrayedTangy: I actually really like Vanillite, it's absolutely adorable. While sure I do think the line is kinda of lacking in the crativity department, the colors and design in general are cool to say the least/

ctesjbuvf: It’s a snow cone, how can you not find that cute?

Ermine: Alright so I have reasoning behind this. Vanillite is this high because it doesn't have a stupid face ANNNND it serves a purpose. Let's say my Zigzagoon is really hungry and wants a treat, well, Vanillite is there to solve all of these problems! Yum! Snack time for Ziggy!

Raka_Putra: Coldstone Creamery > Cream and Fudge > Baskin Robbins

Brayze II: http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/349/2/a/vanillite_grump_by_thegeckoninja-d6y39js.png

Wicklebee: The little ice cream can go away though.

Anagram: Looks a bit like the stay puft marshmellow man. I'd have loved an ice/ghost type like that.

Inviso: I caught a shiny one of these. Beyond that, it's an uninspired design that does nothing for me.

Paratroopa1: he's better than the other ice creams I guess. not by much. but he's better

Cybat: He's cute and all. Shame about what he becomes.

Natwaf: I LOVE ROCKY ROAD! SO YOU WON'T YOU GO AND BUY HALF A GALLON BABY

StifledSilence: Compared to the gears, this inanimate object lovefest isn't so bad.

Genny: OHHH I GET IT. ICE cream cones? ICE type? AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA, SO CLEVER... *Incinerates*

Magmortar: It still puzzles me that a thing like this is actually allowed to exist.

Logicblade: Dumber icecream.

KommunistKoala: Yep. Ice cream.

107. Pidove
Score: 4578 Average Ranking: 93.43 (Standard Deviation: 34.57) Normal rank: 13/17 Flying rank: 11/18 NFE rank: 43/74

13 - Magmortar 17 - junglebob22 25 - Paratroopa1 37 - cody11533 39 - OrangeCrush 47 - xx521xx 55 - Naye745 57 - Inviso 59 - red13n 63 - Raka_Putra 65 - Xuxon 66 - Ermine 69 - JONALEON1 70 - Suor 73 - Wicklebee 82 - tazzyboyishere 83 - Steiner 86 - Drakeryn 88 - SanityLapse 90 - TexWolf_1729 91 - l3fty 91 - mnkboy907 91 - Wigs 93 - Logicblade 95 - swordz9 95 - Dragon66116

107 - Bane_Of_Despair

108 - Brayze II 108 - Anagram 108 - StifledSilence 109 - Natwaf 114 - Luster Soldier 114 - Whiskey Nick 121 - Scepter 121 - KommunistKoala 122 - starfox2245 122 - profDEADPOOL 124 - ecksgem 125 - PrinceKaro 125 - Genny 125 - mcflubbin 128 - CasanovaZelos 129 - Articuno2001 129 - Sorozone 134 - BetrayedTangy 135 - FrostHarpy 135 - Cybat 146 - ctesjbuvf 149 - XIII_Rocks

Magmortar: IT’S A CUTE…PIGEON GOOD ENOUGH TO ME

Paratroopa1: yep. iiiiiiit's a pigeon. look at him go.

OrangeCrush: She's easily the most disappointing early bird, but in Nuzlocke comics both Ruby's Pidove and N's Pidove are great, so that redeems her.

Inviso: Somehow, by virtue of looking the cutest in a very generic line, Pidove beats out Tranquill and Unfezant for the top spot on my list.

Raka_Putra: It's a bird, nothing much to say about it. The start of Pokemon I'm meh at.

Wicklebee: Are you a pidgeon, dove, or Starly 2.0? Make up your terrible mind!

Logicblade: I'd rather you be good! *throws empty beer can*

Brayze II: http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/342/6/4/no__519_pidove_by_pitch_black_crow-d5nf315.png

Anagram: This would be so much more interesting if they had in some way worked in the number 3.14.

StifledSilence: Doves usually shit more than they pee.

Natwaf: Cute NFE Trash PrinceKaro: hey you know what would be awesome and original? ANOTHER BUTTF***ING NORMAL/FLYING TYPE WHO LOOKS LIKE AN ORDINARY BIRD.

Genny: A small natrural-colored Normal/Flying typed small bird? I have never seen that anywhere else before.

Cybat: I know I always say that the first bird is boring, but this one is definitely the boringest.

ctesjbuvf: Really bad early bird.

XIII_Rocks: The birth of awful

106. Stunfisk
Score: 4561 Average Ranking: 93.08 (Standard Deviation: 50.39) Electric rank: 7/11 Ground rank: 8/11 Fully Evolved rank: 64/82

5 - SanityLapse 7 - Brayze II 7 - Paratroopa1 10 - Magmortar 11 - l3fty 12 - junglebob22 15 - Natwaf 15 - TexWolf_1729 21 - cody11533 33 - Articuno2001 38 - mcflubbin 41 - Suor 52 - XIII_Rocks 55 - OrangeCrush 58 - Steiner 66 - Genny 77 - Logicblade 83 - mnkboy907 93 - StifledSilence 98 - JONALEON1 98 - Xuxon 101 - CasanovaZelos 105 - Wigs 107 - Cybat 112 - Scepter 112 - profDEADPOOL 115 - Naye745 116 - Sorozone 116 - Bane_Of_Despair 120 - Whiskey Nick 124 - BetrayedTangy 126 - ecksgem 128 - Raka_Putra 131 - Luster Soldier 133 - swordz9 134 - Ermine 135 - Anagram 138 - KommunistKoala 138 - Wicklebee 141 - starfox2245 145 - PrinceKaro 145 - Drakeryn 146 - Dragon66116 147 - red13n 148 - FrostHarpy 150 - tazzyboyishere 150 - ctesjbuvf 150 - xx521xx 153 - Inviso

SanityLapse: The derpiest guy of this gen. Whenever I see him, I can't help but smile. He makes me so happy. His call is quite possibly the best call of any Pokemon ever.

Brayze II: http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/76b/726405690_87702.gif

Paratroopa1: yeah, okay, but you're wrong and your ranking of stunfisk is stupid. http://media.giphy.com/media/jgHmLukm0SEAo/giphy.gif

Magmortar: Stunfisk is another contender for the stupidest Pokemon ever. It reminds me of Dunsparce so much it hurts, I have to love it.

junglebob22: It seems Game Freak likes to have fun with Stunfisk; look at its Gen 6 model! Also Ground/Electric is a neat type

Natwaf: XD it's face. It's got bad stats to boot, yet oddly… I find it endearing. It turned out to be pretty damn valuable in my Mono-Electric team., since it has access to Surf, Earth Power, and Thunderbolt. Dem ground types have no idea what hit them. I'm still wondering why Stunfisk is the Super Training Balloon for the Thunder Stone. Should have been Pikachu or Raichu. I mean, Fire, Water, and Grass got Charizard, Blastoise, and Venusaur respectively. Stunfisk is the odd mon out. But I still love it.

Suor: From Stunfisk to all the haters: http://media.giphy.com/media/jgHmLukm0SEAo/giphy.gif I bet your favorite pokémon can't do the crazy things Stunfy can do, like this: http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu15/psnmoonlight/stunfisk.gif.

OrangeCrush: Electric and Ground are 2 of my favorite types, so Stunfisk being the only Pokemon that combines them caught my interest. I used her on my Ground-only team and she was alright to good. Combine that with her being a bit of a meme and you have a modestly good Pokemon, right? However, her cry is farting noises, a.k.a. a big part of the reason why Stuntank is in the running for my least favorite Pokemon. Also the design is kinda weird; I like her in Gen V, but in Gen VI she's a lot flatter than I expected. In the end, I didn't know where to put her, but here seems reasonable.

Genny: It took some time, but I eventually "got" the joke. Stunfisk may not be pretty or glamorous, but... that's precisely the point. Who doesn't love an intentionally trolly pokémon? I'm not even going to reference its typing despite being a fish; instead I'll point out its Pokédex entries: "This mofo hides and waits for something to step on it, and shocks it not out of self-defense but out of pure malice, smirking while it does so." Is that not amazing? What a magnificent bastard!

Logicblade: It's so dumb it's kind of good! I can sort of see where Xuxon comes from sometimes, but even I can't put Stunfisk number 1.

StifledSilence: If it's this flat, does that make it an 8-bit Pokemon?

Cybat: Such a troll. Always fun when Pokemon have completely redundant abilities, right Rotom-S?

Raka_Putra: Disgusting.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #23. I have no words.

Anagram: Derpfish is stupid, but at least it's memorable, which is more than you can say for many fish.

KommunistKoala: They're just purposely fucking with us with this one. As if the literal trash pokemon weren't enough.

Wicklebee: Seriously, that video Gen posted in last generation that had worst Pokemon designs had this thing with just one hilarious segment that I laughed the entire time during because it was true.

PrinceKaro: They make a pokemon that looks like a turd coming out a yellow sphincter, and then give it the cry that it has. no. NO. NO!

ctesjbuvf: This thing is actually decent, but it gets a really low placement because it’s really ugly and a cool type combination is wasted on this boring thing that doesn’t even evolve. The anime perfectly portrays these flaws and fails to portray it in any useful way.

Inviso: I don't care how derpy it is and how ironically funny it is…this thing is stupid, and it shouldn't have been one of the more unique ideas of the generation.

105. Darumaka
Score: 4552 Average Ranking: 90.82 (Standard Deviation: 37.09) Fire rank: 11/15 NFE rank: 41/74

28 - XIII_Rocks 29 - SanityLapse 30 - l3fty 34 - Genny 45 - KommunistKoala 46 - Scepter 54 - Articuno2001 55 - junglebob22 57 - StifledSilence 61 - BetrayedTangy 63 - TexWolf_1729 65 - Steiner 67 - Logicblade 67 - Wicklebee 67 - profDEADPOOL 68 - Luster Soldier 70 - Anagram 73 - Xuxon 83 - ctesjbuvf 85 - Drakeryn 88 - tazzyboyishere 89 - cody11533 89 - Dragon66116 91 - Sorozone 93 - mnkboy907 96 - Brayze II 96 - Cybat 100 - Raka_Putra 100 - Bane_Of_Despair 103 - Magmortar 109 - Wigs 110 - PrinceKaro 110 - Whiskey Nick 112 - OrangeCrush 114 - Naye745 115 - mcflubbin 119 - JONALEON1 121 - Inviso 126 - Ermine 128 - swordz9 133 - starfox2245 133 - Paratroopa1 134 - CasanovaZelos 144 - xx521xx 146 - red13n 149 - FrostHarpy 150 - Natwaf 153 - ecksgem 154 - Suor

XIII_Rocks: The birth of greatness

SanityLapse: That face.

Genny: I am completely in love with this thing's whimsical design: http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/4/4c/554Darumaka.png It looks like something straight out of Ghibli film. Like I would not be shocked to see one rolling around Sen's forest or a trio of them mucking things up in the realm of spirits. Also I think it's adorable. It weebles and wobbles but it doesn't fall down <3. It bugs me that at least one of you is going to reference one of its unfortunate Pokédex entries as an excuse to pan it, but really how is that fair? If a pervert steals your panties from your drawer and sniffs them to get off, is it your fault for having a dresser full of panties!? Stop blaming the victim, guys! It's not like Darumaka threw its droppings at people; unsanitary ijits just picked them up!

StifledSilence: Adorable little guy but its ability is awful.

Logicblade: Never evolve, you're fine as you are, Darumaka.

Wicklebee: The reason I've never used a Darmanitan.

Anagram: Dumb.

ctesjbuvf: Nothing like what it becomes. Not really that good for much.

Brayze II: http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/274/9/b/150__project__darumaka_by_edface-d5ggxf1.gif

Cybat: I had never heard of daruma dolls before this, so at least I learned something from doing all these writeups. He's pretty cute.

Raka_Putra: Little adorable daruma doll with stubby arms.

Magmortar: If it was supposed to be cute in any fashion, it failed. Miserably.

Inviso: I cannot believe something this poorly designed evolves into something as cool as Darmanitan. I rank it high because at least it's solid in combo prior to evolving, but still, sheesh at the design.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #31. Another Gen 5 poke... another face I want to punch...

Paratroopa1: just not really my thing

Natwaf: Annoying to catch due to the fact that it gets hit by the sandstorm in the location you can catch it.

Suor: People used its feces to keep themselves warm. Wow. Next.

104. Timburr
Score: 4497 Average Ranking: 91.78 (Standard Deviation: 38.03) Fighting rank: 12/15 NFE rank: 42/74

21 - OrangeCrush 32 - SanityLapse 33 - Wigs 33 - Steiner 34 - KommunistKoala 35 - Bane_Of_Despair 42 - red13n 43 - BetrayedTangy 50 - Whiskey Nick 52 - Articuno2001 53 - JONALEON1 56 - CasanovaZelos 56 - StifledSilence 66 - Xuxon 69 - mnkboy907 73 - starfox2245 76 - FrostHarpy 77 - Ermine 79 - l3fty 82 - Sorozone 86 - xx521xx 87 - profDEADPOOL 92 - junglebob22 93 - Wicklebee 94 - Magmortar 95 - ctesjbuvf 97 - Luster Soldier 98 - Raka_Putra 102 - Inviso 104 - Drakeryn 106 - Brayze II 109 - Naye745 115 - Dragon66116 121 - Natwaf 123 - Anagram 123 - Cybat 127 - mcflubbin 128 - Logicblade 128 - PrinceKaro 128 - TexWolf_1729 129 - ecksgem 131 - swordz9 136 - tazzyboyishere 137 - XIII_Rocks 146 - Paratroopa1 147 - cody11533 148 - Suor 151 - Scepter 154 - Genny

OrangeCrush: The way Timburr twirls around his log in Gen V is pretty neat. It's a shame he went to clown college upon evolving.

SanityLapse: I don't normally like the little strong dude Pokemon, but this guy has such an asshole face that it's ok. I want to punch him, but not to hurt him, just to see if he'll change his asshole expression.

Wigs: better than Machop

KommunistKoala: Cute (unlike hideous Gurdurr and ugly Conkeldurr).

StifledSilence: Does the wood leave you cold?

Ermine: Machop > Timbur

Wicklebee: This guy's name is funny because it's what they say when they cut down trees.

Magmortar: handy for a first form but don’t like the design

ctesjbuvf: It’s not bad, but doesn’t really stand out. The log is cool though.

Raka_Putra: Still better than Machop!

Inviso: This line is ugly as hell, but something about wielding random objects as weapons is kinda cool to me.

Brayze II: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0soajErhm1qf7xiio1_500.png

Natwaf: NFE Trash

Anagram: The least awful of the hurrdurrs is still garbage, and the veins all over it make it extremely ugly.

Cybat: Already starting to see the signs of terribleness in this line with the veins and silly nose. Also, yknow, Machop knockoff.

Logicblade: Oh god it has veins popping out of it's head. Eww eww eww.

Paratroopa1: best of its line and BOY IS THAT NOT SAYING MUCH

Scepter: Little idiot

Genny: Actually on its own it's not totally horrid. I simply can't forgive it for kicking off the line that is something from right out of my nightmares. Come on, why are the fucking veins necessary?

103. Swoobat
Score: 4486 Average Ranking: 91.55 (Standard Deviation: 42.92) Psychic rank: 7/15 Flying rank: 10/18 Fully Evolved rank: 63/82

9 - Naye745 14 - mnkboy907 15 - Articuno2001 18 - mcflubbin 29 - Sorozone 35 - xx521xx 38 - red13n 41 - Bane_Of_Despair 43 - Raka_Putra 45 - Scepter 53 - Steiner 54 - StifledSilence 58 - cody11533 58 - Genny 61 - PrinceKaro 67 - Ermine 74 - swordz9 77 - Natwaf 78 - Cybat 79 - XIII_Rocks 80 - BetrayedTangy 80 - l3fty 87 - Drakeryn 99 - CasanovaZelos 100 - FrostHarpy 104 - starfox2245 104 - JONALEON1 107 - Inviso 107 - Luster Soldier 111 - Paratroopa1 116 - ctesjbuvf 118 - Logicblade 119 - tazzyboyishere 122 - Brayze II 123 - Wigs 128 - Dragon66116 128 - Anagram 130 - OrangeCrush 133 - Wicklebee 133 - SanityLapse 138 - Magmortar 142 - ecksgem 142 - profDEADPOOL 143 - Whiskey Nick 143 - junglebob22 147 - KommunistKoala 147 - Suor 154 - Xuxon 155 - TexWolf_1729

Raka_Putra: How do you like stomping people with your nose? Yes, it does feel awesome.

StifledSilence: I love Woobat, but this thing is crazy ugly and creepy. What the hell happened?

Genny: I love bats, particularly flying foxes. They're so cute. Swoobat are fortunately a lot less annoying to battle than Golbat so it's got that going for it. Unfortunately, nixing all the tricks gives Swoobat less of an arsenal to be... ya know useful.

Natwaf: He looks so damn happy for being such an awful poke. Crobat and Xatu are SO much better. Not in my Mono E4 team.

Cybat: I'm 100% on board with a Golbat knockoff that doesn't learn Confuse Ray or poisoning moves. Sure, its heart mouth-nose is weird, but it gets a (pretty useless) signature move! More importantly, Simple is hilarious.

Inviso: God this thing is ugly. And it's a friendship evolution. It's like the reverse of Golbat to Crobat. Still, has a nice role ina Nuzlocke comic I read.

Paratroopa1: I used to have him lower but I've kinda come around to it lately, his face is hilarious

ctesjbuvf: Quite disappointing and resembles Golbat too much.

Logicblade: Kind of cute, but the heart nose is disgusting.

Brayze II: http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/178/3/9/dawn_into_swoobat__solo_by_namida2wind-d3k5833.png

Anagram: The heart nose disgusts me in ways that aren't even quantifiable. I'm uncertain if it's worse than Golbat, though.

Wicklebee: swoon Not.

Magmortar: Honestly I’d be more scared about finding this thing in a cave than any member of the Zubat line. Fucking hideous Pokemon.

ecksgem: There is not one thing about Swoobat that is appealing to me. Waste of a bat line.

junglebob22: Eww, I would have prefered another generation of Zubats and Golbats honestly

KommunistKoala: Bleh.

Suor: The heart nose might be the single most idiotic idea any pokémon designer might have ever had. And slapping it onto a pokémon that is already awful was even worse.

102. Heatmor
Score: 4454 Average Ranking: 90.9 (Standard Deviation: 41.48) Fire rank: 12/15 Fully Evolved rank: 62/82

3 - Brayze II 6 - Paratroopa1 13 - Sorozone 17 - SanityLapse 17 - Magmortar 20 - JONALEON1 29 - junglebob22 48 - Anagram 51 - TexWolf_1729 54 - profDEADPOOL 56 - Ermine 60 - Drakeryn 68 - red13n 71 - CasanovaZelos 73 - tazzyboyishere 78 - Dragon66116 79 - Natwaf 79 - Wigs 81 - OrangeCrush 83 - KommunistKoala 87 - Xuxon 89 - Whiskey Nick 89 - Articuno2001 93 - Bane_Of_Despair 96 - FrostHarpy 105 - swordz9 109 - starfox2245 111 - BetrayedTangy 111 - ctesjbuvf 112 - ecksgem 113 - cody11533 114 - Scepter 116 - StifledSilence 116 - mcflubbin 120 - Luster Soldier 124 - Cybat 125 - Logicblade 125 - XIII_Rocks 126 - Genny 129 - Naye745 130 - Raka_Putra 131 - Suor 134 - Inviso 138 - l3fty 141 - Wicklebee 142 - xx521xx 144 - PrinceKaro 146 - mnkboy907 152 - Steiner

Brayze II: http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2014/114/2/f/fancy_heatmor_by_kiza_nya-d7fu2le.jpg

Paratroopa1: anteaters are underratedly cool and so is heatmor, heatmor is fucking cool as hell, I like that his tongue is fire. he has a little fire tongue

SanityLapse: Anteaters are one of my favorite mammals. That is all.

Magmortar: I’m not even going to begin on just how…wrong this thing looks. But hey! Anteaters are cool and so is fire and uhhh yeah, Heatmor is a weird goodie. And its shiny is like, WHOA.

Anagram: It's a strange, simple design, but it conveys its purpose well, and there is nothing about it that I find offensive, so it eeks its way into my top fifty.

Ermine: Not Durant.

Natwaf: Ugh, I used this thing in my Mono-Fire playthrough for a bit, and I dropped it quick. I'd rather have no moves Flareon than this thing on my team. Still, an anteater is neat, And I like that it's Fire while it's prey is Bug/Steel

Wigs: more Heatran?

KommunistKoala: Being an ant-eater gets you this far at least. It doesn't offer much else to go any higher.

BetrayedTangy: I like the lore between Heatmor and Durant, but Heatmor is kind of an ugly Pokemon so ehhh

ctesjbuvf: Indredibly ugly and useless. At least it has a rivalry going on for it.

StifledSilence: hay guyz itz cold I need heat more

Cybat: There is just nothing interesting about this guy at all. He's no Zangoose, that's for sure.

Logicblade: Reminds me of the I'm an anteater meme. Other than that, ugh.

Genny: Ugh why'd they have to cross an anteater with a furnace? Heatmor is this low because I kind of hate its lopsided rivalry with Durant. Seviper vs. Zangoose was so perfect because the two are evenly matched and either could conceivably win based on which had the upper hand at a given moment. With Durant, it doesn't matter how many swarm a Heatmor. With that 4x advantage, stupid Heatmor can't lose. Given who I am it only makes sense for me to root for the underdog in this pairing. The literal flame tongue is neat though.

Raka_Putra: Yeah why is it looking an ugly sweater? Who sent it to him, Satan?

Suor: I love when you try to catch this in horde battles and Durants kill it ASAP. Fun fun fun.

Inviso: I cannot believe it's possible for a Fire-type to be this forgettable. First off, why is its name so lame? It's not a play on "anteater" or anything like that. And the design is just plain stupid.

Wicklebee: uh… this was just ugly.

PrinceKaro: It has bird beaks for hands and stovepipes jammed into its crotch and anus. easily the worst fire type ever created.

101. Swadloon
Score: 4422 Average Ranking: 90.24 (Standard Deviation: 37.54) Bug rank: 16/18 Grass rank: 13/20 NFE rank: 40/74

5 - Genny 14 - Naye745 19 - swordz9 29 - JONALEON1 30 - Paratroopa1 38 - Xuxon 42 - Bane_Of_Despair 50 - Sorozone 50 - PrinceKaro 55 - Logicblade 61 - l3fty 64 - Drakeryn 66 - FrostHarpy 71 - OrangeCrush 72 - starfox2245 72 - KommunistKoala 74 - mnkboy907 80 - Suor 81 - Dragon66116 83 - Whiskey Nick 83 - mcflubbin 84 - Raka_Putra 87 - Wigs 91 - SanityLapse 94 - Scepter 95 - ecksgem 98 - TexWolf_1729 102 - Magmortar 105 - Cybat 108 - Ermine 110 - Brayze II 111 - tazzyboyishere 116 - junglebob22 118 - Articuno2001 118 - XIII_Rocks 119 - Inviso 120 - Anagram 127 - cody11533 127 - Luster Soldier 127 - profDEADPOOL 130 - Wicklebee 133 - xx521xx 133 - Steiner 134 - red13n 135 - CasanovaZelos 135 - Natwaf 140 - BetrayedTangy 140 - ctesjbuvf 146 - StifledSilence

Genny: In case it wasn't obvious enough, I love Swadloon. Not just for the design which is too adorable to exist, but for the concept behind it. Swadloon is a hikikomori (shut-in/recluse), and its appearance is kind of a parody mimicking a hikikomori's stereotyped habit of wrapping him or herself up in blankets to shield him/herself from the outside world. And we all know being sheltered is endearing in itself: https://31.media.tumblr.com/2c83897b504a2381a486ea3b767117c7/tumblr_inline_n43mwvtbqA1s3dtbs.gif That face though... that face makes me want to give it all the hugs. If pokémon were real I'd have a Leavanny in no time flat, but I wouldn't want one! Swadloon is utter perfection as is. Best cocoon ever. <3 Honestly even if I'd never seen one shred of fanart for it, Swaddles would still be top ten for this generation... I love it THAT much. But for whatever reason certain people like to draw it as the Dark Knight (ex: http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/122804/3804781-i_am_the_night_by_curseofthezodiac-d3dugae.png). I mean come on... It's like this thing was tailor-made for me! Its shiny sprite even looks ridick pale and goth omg! <3

Paratroopa1: his expression alone makes it

Logicblade: Someone give this guy a hug! He's so sad. :(

Raka_Putra: Hahaha, I love his 'No I'm not getting out of my blanket get the hell away' face

Magmortar: for whatever reason, I am laughing uncontrollably at that grumpy face. that’s it.

Cybat: I had this lower before but I had to bump it up for this: The appearance of Swadloon hiding in its blanket bears some resemblance to the stereotypical portrayal of people suffering from hikikomori (acute social anxiety disorder) syndrome in Japanese media. Its evolution to Leavanny (whose Japanese name is two kana away from "hikikomori") being caused by friendship may also be a lesson.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #49. I'm a grumpy grumpy pokemon!

Brayze II: http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/191/1/a/swadloon_gal_by_miyanko-d56qboo.png

Inviso: The only thing Swadloon has going for it is the whole concept of it being a flasher. Beyond that, the design sucks.

Anagram: Swadloon looks more like an assassin or a ninja than a baby, which is what it's supposed to be, I think.

Wicklebee: This guy's name reminds me of the word Swag. *lights a match, drops it on the Poke*

Natwaf: NFE Trash

ctesjbuvf: Really ugly. I’m doubting that this line needed a middle evolution. Grass fodder.

StifledSilence: This is why kids don't eat brussell sprouts.

100. Conkeldurr
Score: 4406 Average Ranking: 89.92 (Standard Deviation: 53.66) Fighting rank: 11/15 Fully Evolved rank: 61/82

6 - Steiner 9 - Magmortar 11 - Articuno2001 12 - Raka_Putra 15 - KommunistKoala 17 - CasanovaZelos 20 - XIII_Rocks 27 - Luster Soldier 30 - tazzyboyishere 30 - SanityLapse 33 - ctesjbuvf 38 - Natwaf 41 - BetrayedTangy 44 - profDEADPOOL 47 - TexWolf_1729 49 - Wicklebee 54 - Whiskey Nick 55 - StifledSilence 56 - OrangeCrush 60 - Wigs 65 - Inviso 67 - starfox2245 75 - Dragon66116 85 - mnkboy907 92 - FrostHarpy 113 - Logicblade 113 - red13n 119 - l3fty 122 - JONALEON1 124 - junglebob22 128 - Sorozone 131 - Xuxon 132 - swordz9 137 - Bane_Of_Despair 144 - ecksgem 145 - Scepter 145 - Brayze II 147 - Anagram 148 - Naye745 149 - PrinceKaro 149 - Ermine 150 - cody11533 151 - Suor 151 - mcflubbin 152 - xx521xx 153 - Paratroopa1 154 - Cybat 155 - Genny 156 - Drakeryn

Magmortar: Conkeldurr makes an astounding Machamp substitute in a generation filled with bad Gen 1 substitutes, and is one of the most useful Fighting-types ever. Its design is whacky but very fitting, what else gets to beat you with GIANT SLABS OF CONCRETE.

Raka_Putra: I love how the line gets out all its ugliness in Gurdurr so it can look decently menacing when it reaches its final form. This guy is mah bro.

KommunistKoala: Despite calling him ugly in my Timburr write-up, I still appreciate his power and the theme the whole line has. He still looks better than Gurdurr anyway. One of my team's staples

XIII_Rocks: The sad clown =(

SanityLapse: He likes to watch you sleep.

ctesjbuvf: Ugly as hell, although I’m somewhat fond of the pillars. Anyway, it’s decent in-game.

Natwaf: Look at that Ridiculous atack stat. Pure muscle, and I like it more than Machamp in combat. Being durable means it's most likely going to land a Drain Punch on you, and this is just a nightmare. I think it also gets Mach Punch, which is just crazy.

Wicklebee: Hey look! Deathstroke is ready TO SMASH YOU WITH CONKRETE PILLARS!

StifledSilence: The other two puns are clever but what the fuck is a conkel?

OrangeCrush: OrangeCrush's nicknames: Conkeldurrhurr, Clownkelderp. I used to hate this thing, but then I copypasta'd a team from Nugget Bridge reports that uses her along with a ton of Pokemon I like (http://nuggetbridge.com/reports/low-budget-team-building-struggles-premier-challenge-alpha-season-report/). It's a pretty good team, and while Conkeldurr is the weak link she carries out some important roles, so I'll give her credit where credit's worth.

Inviso: I'm surprised that this is such a high tier on Smogon (or was in Gen V). But I guess it proved itself. Worst design of its line, but hell, it's a badass, so whatevz.

Logicblade: Actually the least ugly of it's line, in that isn't now generic ugly instead of body horror terrifying.

Steiner: 

terrible opinions line

ecksgem: get off my lawn you damn kids why back in my day...

Brayze II: http://36.media.tumblr.com/ccce8cda4a242cca9c859584b615d5d8/tumblr_mycxlj1LR51t3ffvco1_500.png

Anagram: It's just so ugly. You could not have more effectively DESIGNED something to be ugly.

PrinceKaro: This is why steroids are bad, kids!

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #8. Hey look! It's an ugly as sin pokemon? Gen 5? You betcha. I can't even place him at the bottom because there's even worse pokemon. -_-

Suor: Stop doing drugs dude DURRRR.

Paratroopa1: I hate you and your stupid clown nose

Cybat: Only slightly better than Gurdurr (and with a worse name to boot). By far my least favorite three-stage line in Pokemon.

Genny: I hate your face. I hate your bod. I hate your evolution method (seriously why are trade evos still a thing). I hate your name. And I hate the cancerous lump on top of your head. I hate everything about you, but what I hate most of all is that you're viable in battle. Maybe not so much competitively, but in game you're a force to be reckoned with- an ugly veiny sheer force. Sadly I can't even take advantage of your insane strength without looking at your disgusting back. Fuck off.

Drakeryn: durrrrr no

99. Elgyem
Score: 4349 Average Ranking: 88.76 (Standard Deviation: 37.14) Psychic rank: 6/15 NFE rank: 39/74

8 - ecksgem 15 - Ermine 18 - Suor 25 - Sorozone 36 - BetrayedTangy 46 - Anagram 46 - l3fty 49 - mcflubbin 50 - Drakeryn 52 - Wicklebee 59 - swordz9 60 - ctesjbuvf 61 - Bane_Of_Despair 65 - starfox2245 68 - Cybat 70 - Raka_Putra 71 - Paratroopa1 75 - Articuno2001 80 - Logicblade 81 - SanityLapse 83 - Magmortar 88 - OrangeCrush 90 - Genny 90 - Wigs 92 - tazzyboyishere 96 - StifledSilence 96 - JONALEON1 98 - Whiskey Nick 99 - junglebob22 102 - PrinceKaro 103 - Brayze II 105 - red13n 109 - xx521xx 111 - CasanovaZelos 116 - cody11533 116 - mnkboy907 117 - FrostHarpy 117 - TexWolf_1729 117 - Xuxon 117 - Naye745 128 - Scepter 131 - profDEADPOOL 135 - Dragon66116 137 - Natwaf 139 - Inviso 142 - KommunistKoala 143 - XIII_Rocks 144 - Steiner 153 - Luster Soldier

ecksgem: The Psychics this gen don't seem to be too popular, but I love this little guy. Several references to science fiction all wrapped up in a cute little package.

Ermine: Really cute and simple design that works for me. I don't expect him to do well since he is very forgettable.

Suor: For an alien that squeezes enemies' brains, this thing is illegally cute.

Anagram: I had another joke written here about a very specific type of probe, and Elgyem's head being shaped like one, but I decided to delete it.

Wicklebee: Wait why is my bike flying?

ctesjbuvf: Decent Pokemon especially for a basic form, but design drags it a bit down.

Cybat: I just love the naming scheme for this line. (I didn't figure it out by myself though.) Also it evolves at level 42. Yep. Well played.

Raka_Putra: Tiny alien lumps!

Paratroopa1: way cuter than beheeyem, I dunno, I think it's the tail, it makes him look more lizard-y and not like he's wearing a dumb overcoat

Logicblade: Aliens are among us!

Magmortar: NFE, etc.

Genny: Much better than its evolution just by not sounding like a Three Stooges reject ugh. Nails on freaking chalkboard, that. Anyway Elgyem is pretty gosh darn cute while still looking alien. Usually I wouldn't use the words alien and cute in the same sentence.

StifledSilence: What gyemstone is your byerthstone?

Brayze II: http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/068/4/a/605_elgyem_by_glubglubfish-d4s9raa.jpg

Natwaf: NFE Trash

Inviso: Along with its evolution, I have to think Elgyem is the most forgettable Pokemon of the generation. I mean, it comes in a location where a FAR superior Pokemon resides, and by that point in the game, there are already several superior mono-Psychic types available.

KommunistKoala: Completely forgettable. In fact I wasn't sure it was a pokemon when I saw it on this list.

98. Beheeyem
Score: 4307 Average Ranking: 87.9 (Standard Deviation: 38.51) Psychic rank: 5/15

Fully Evolved rank: 60/82

18 - l3fty 26 - ctesjbuvf 27 - Suor 29 - BetrayedTangy 35 - Magmortar 41 - Sorozone 41 - Wicklebee 42 - XIII_Rocks 43 - Anagram 44 - Cybat 46 - ecksgem 50 - mcflubbin 53 - Raka_Putra 53 - Drakeryn 56 - Articuno2001 60 - swordz9 67 - FrostHarpy 68 - Natwaf 69 - Bane_Of_Despair 82 - Ermine 86 - tazzyboyishere 86 - Whiskey Nick 87 - Logicblade 89 - OrangeCrush 89 - Wigs 92 - starfox2245 95 - StifledSilence 101 - JONALEON1 105 - TexWolf_1729 106 - CasanovaZelos 109 - Dragon66116 109 - red13n 111 - xx521xx 116 - PrinceKaro 118 - Xuxon 120 - cody11533 120 - SanityLapse 120 - mnkboy907 121 - junglebob22 128 - Brayze II 130 - profDEADPOOL 132 - Paratroopa1 132 - Naye745 137 - Inviso 141 - Luster Soldier 142 - Genny 144 - KommunistKoala 145 - Steiner 146 - Scepter

ctesjbuvf: Kinda underrated. At least I don’t see many using this. It’s fun to use, but the design is really boring.

Suor: The alien in the trench coat. A f***ing alien in a trench coat. Nothing more needs to be added.

Magmortar: Aliens! 42! Power! But mostly 42. P’cool.

Wicklebee: E.T. phone home.

Anagram: Bee hee yem sounds like some kind of really nicheband from Sweden or Finland.

Cybat: I am a fan of the concept and design for this line and Analytic is a kind of interesting ability but sadly it just doesn't have good enough stats or movepool to distinguish itself further than this.

Raka_Putra: Aliens! I like th eblocky design they chose, it's more interesting and aethestically pleasing than grey humanoid bipedal creatures.

Natwaf: Beheeyem phone home. Fun fact: It learns TM 51 in both Gen V and VI. The problem? TM 51 in Gen VI is Steel Wings. It also has Analytical to boost it's damage.

Logicblade: Aliens are not among us! *ignores beheeyem's existence*

StifledSilence: Beehive?

Brayze II: this thing sucks

Paratroopa1: he looks dumb and his coat reminds me of candy buttons, aka one of the worst candies ever

Inviso: Bland and forgettable. I really don't know why this thing feels the need to exist (hell, I can't even remember if the Psychic Elite 4 member has one, that's how little I care about this thing).

Genny: Ugh most annoying voice in anime I can recall. For something that's supposed to be hyper intelligent it sounds severely mentally impaired. I don't care if I get star- erm Steiner- modded for this; it needs to be said.

KommunistKoala: Completely forgettable. In fact I wasn't sure it was a pokemon when I saw it on this list.

97. Maractus
Score: 4304 Average Ranking: 87.84 (Standard Deviation: 37) Grass rank: 12/20 Fully Evolved rank: 59/82

13 - Xuxon 14 - SanityLapse 22 - ecksgem 23 - Brayze II 29 - Paratroopa1 30 - xx521xx 32 - TexWolf_1729 40 - red13n 51 - Suor 63 - Magmortar 66 - l3fty 67 - PrinceKaro 68 - ctesjbuvf 68 - XIII_Rocks 69 - StifledSilence 72 - Whiskey Nick 75 - cody11533 78 - mcflubbin 80 - Drakeryn 82 - Inviso 82 - Natwaf 87 - Anagram 87 - Articuno2001 89 - Steiner 90 - Naye745 91 - tazzyboyishere 92 - OrangeCrush 94 - Logicblade 94 - BetrayedTangy 98 - Bane_Of_Despair 102 - junglebob22 107 - profDEADPOOL 108 - FrostHarpy 109 - mnkboy907 111 - Raka_Putra 115 - Ermine 117 - CasanovaZelos 118 - swordz9 118 - JONALEON1 121 - Wigs 122 - Scepter 124 - Wicklebee 130 - Luster Soldier 133 - Cybat 134 - Dragon66116 145 - starfox2245 145 - KommunistKoala 147 - Genny 152 - Sorozone

SanityLapse: Cactuses are among the coolest plants. A little cactus dancer girl is quite cool.

ecksgem: Gen V has the best Grass Pokemon in the series and Maractus is among my favorites. It's just kinda odd and cute.

Brayze II: http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/168/f/d/stupid_sexy_maractus_by_vintage_greg-d3j6cg3.png

Paratroopa1: maractus is just really cool I dunno why. it has cactus pigtails

Suor: They should make Mega Maractus and have it look like this: http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/228/1/7/mega_maractus_by_smiley_fakemon-d7veug6.png

Magmortar: You cannot look at me with a straight face and tell me this is not a Heartless. Or for that matter, anywhere near as much of a total boss as Cacturne.

ctesjbuvf: It’s decent and I suppose it looks kind of cool, but it’s a grass type and doesn’t evolve from or to anything, so that drags it down for mee

XIII_Rocks: I said in board8chat I wasn't doing a writeup for Maractus, citing it as an example of a Pokemon that was too nondescript to ever do a writeup for. WELL HAH! JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS, I CHANGE THE QUESTIONS! Also Team Cactus.

StifledSilence: Such a happy cactus.

Whiskey Nick: He would for sure sit with you at the edge of the ocean and wonder where the boat is

Inviso: Cacnea and Cacturne are both far better, but this thing is at least kinda cute…just a little bit.

Natwaf: … I got nothing. Oh, wait, I got it! Why do we need another cactus pokemon UGH

Anagram: Did you know that cacti only grow in American deserts? Whenever you see a movie about the Sahara or Middle-East and you see cacti, it's inaccurate.

OrangeCrush: Maracas!

Logicblade: Dancing Cactus fun time! You're just a cheap Ludicolo, friend.

Raka_Putra: I don't really like Cacturne but Maractus is not really that good either. It looks too slutty. #slutshaming

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #42. They even screwed up the cactus pokemon.

Wicklebee: I see masochistic Cacturne is standing out in the desert again. Oh, this one isn't a masochist, it wants sun or water instead of buffetting itself with Sandstorm weather.

Cybat: Strong contender for most forgettable Pokemon. Also, seriously, Pokedex writers? "Arid regions are their habitat. They move rhythmically, making a sound similar to maracas." Come on guys, have some respect for yourselves.

KommunistKoala: Completely forgettable. In fact I wasn't sure it was a pokemon when I saw it on this list.

Genny: We already had a cactus pokémon and it was literally perfect. We also already had a jolly dancing Mexican plant. Enough with the cheap ass Chinese knockoffs already! It's actually sorta cute in an odd way but I can't forgive it of its transgressions.

96. Frillish
Score: 4246 Average Ranking: 86.65 (Standard Deviation: 34.55) Water rank: 10/17 Ghost rank: 9/9 NFE rank: 38/74

16 - TexWolf_1729 17 - Genny 19 - Naye745 28 - PrinceKaro 32 - mnkboy907 43 - Luster Soldier 55 - ecksgem 55 - ctesjbuvf 56 - Suor 56 - mcflubbin 59 - Bane_Of_Despair 60 - cody11533 61 - Scepter 66 - Steiner 69 - junglebob22 70 - Wicklebee 75 - FrostHarpy 75 - Sorozone 76 - Magmortar 78 - Anagram 78 - CasanovaZelos 80 - xx521xx 80 - Cybat 81 - BetrayedTangy 81 - Raka_Putra 87 - StifledSilence 88 - Inviso 93 - OrangeCrush 95 - Logicblade 98 - profDEADPOOL 104 - red13n 105 - Brayze II 106 - tazzyboyishere 108 - starfox2245 114 - XIII_Rocks 114 - Drakeryn 115 - l3fty 117 - Whiskey Nick 120 - Xuxon 120 - Wigs 122 - swordz9 125 - Ermine 128 - JONALEON1 130 - Natwaf 134 - KommunistKoala 135 - Paratroopa1 137 - Dragon66116 139 - SanityLapse 146 - Articuno2001

Genny: I don't even know... I could tell you why I like it more than Jellicent, but not why I love it so damn much. Water/Ghost is just perfect for a jellyfish and both genders of Frillish look amazing and have perfect movesets to accommodate their creepiness.

ctesjbuvf: For something so common and supposedly annoying, I really like this. Ghost type helps.

Wicklebee: Little jellyfish

Magmortar: Unfortunately nowhere near as PRINGLES as Jellicent and thus a hell of a lot more “why do I have to deal with this thing to get a great Pokemon” type of thing.

Anagram: Just about the only example of pokemon sexual dimophism that isn't terrible.

Cybat: I dunno about better but its design is certainly eerier than its evolved form. Its name doesn't really convey that though. Still a cool type combo.

Raka_Putra: Smaller and less good Frillish.

StifledSilence: It's not completely frilly. It's just frill-ish.

Inviso: I like the design better than Jellicent, but sadly it's just not all that special for a NFE.

Logicblade: Such a cool concept, but it's basically tentacool.

Brayze II: http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/343/3/9/frillish_and_ash_by_todarelli-d4imcjs.jpg

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #32. Awwww, the two forms are like a prince and princess. How cute!... XFD

Natwaf: NFE Trash

KommunistKoala: Jellicent is cool. As for this thing: "Completely forgettable. In fact I wasn't sure it was a pokemon when I saw it on this list."

Paratroopa1: oh, good, they couldn't have put a grosser face on a jellyfish could they

95. Larvesta
Score: 4207 Average Ranking: 85.86 (Standard Deviation: 42.87) Bug rank: 15/18 Fire rank: 10/15 NFE rank: 37/74

3 - Logicblade 16 - StifledSilence 19 - Whiskey Nick 22 - Sorozone 24 - KommunistKoala 26 - BetrayedTangy 29 - Ermine 31 - Paratroopa1 37 - mcflubbin 43 - Brayze II 44 - Anagram 45 - profDEADPOOL 48 - Steiner 52 - swordz9 58 - Wicklebee 58 - ctesjbuvf 64 - Cybat 66 - tazzyboyishere 73 - TexWolf_1729 73 - XIII_Rocks 74 - Suor 78 - Genny 85 - Luster Soldier 89 - Scepter 92 - mnkboy907 93 - junglebob22 95 - PrinceKaro 95 - Drakeryn 100 - JONALEON1 106 - Raka_Putra 107 - ecksgem 108 - SanityLapse 110 - OrangeCrush 111 - Dragon66116 116 - CasanovaZelos 124 - Wigs 128 - Magmortar 129 - starfox2245 132 - FrostHarpy 134 - l3fty 135 - Articuno2001 136 - Naye745 138 - Inviso 140 - cody11533 140 - red13n 143 - Bane_Of_Despair 144 - Xuxon 147 - Natwaf 147 - xx521xx

Logicblade: So many cute bugs in this gen. I like the little guy, especially with his maracas.

StifledSilence: Cute little fire bug.

Whiskey Nick: MARACAS!

Ermine: Maracas and all that.

Paratroopa1: he's like sort of weird and cute but also kind of scary, like this tiny little supervillain that's going to fucking murder you as soon as he grows some goddamn wings

Brayze II: http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/314/6/5/shiny_larvesta_by_hyenaprincess-d4fpo9z.png

Anagram: Larvae are among the most innately disgusting living things in existence, and on a personal level, I find bugs to be unpleasant most of the time. It's a testament to this one being well-designed that it's somehow cute.

Wicklebee: Here to burn the rest of the bugs.

ctesjbuvf: Cool looking, nice type comination, but I have little experience with it and so has the anime.

Cybat: Quite possibly the most terrifying NFE bug Pokemon. Just look: http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/b/b6/Larvesta_flying.png. And cool typing.

Genny: I would fiesta with the besta Larvesta.

Raka_Putra: I don't know how it looks, truly. Do we really need it?

Magmortar: Gen 5’s Bug-types are worse than I remember them being.

Inviso: This thing is ugly in design, and takes way too damn to evolve, as is the case with far too many Pokemon from this generation.

Natwaf: Ugly NFE Trash

94. Sewaddle
Score: 4207 Average Ranking: 85.86 (Standard Deviation: 35.82) Bug rank: 14/18 Grass rank: 11/20 NFE rank: 36/74

10 - Paratroopa1 22 - mnkboy907 24 - l3fty 28 - Brayze II 30 - Sorozone 32 - Naye745 38 - PrinceKaro 42 - xx521xx 44 - Wigs 45 - Ermine 52 - Bane_Of_Despair 56 - swordz9 58 - mcflubbin 65 - Genny 70 - Articuno2001 74 - Wicklebee 77 - Suor 77 - junglebob22 79 - Drakeryn 84 - starfox2245 85 - tazzyboyishere 87 - KommunistKoala 90 - Logicblade 92 - SanityLapse 94 - JONALEON1 96 - ecksgem 97 - Scepter 97 - red13n 97 - XIII_Rocks 98 - Anagram 98 - Magmortar 104 - cody11533 104 - Dragon66116 105 - CasanovaZelos 105 - OrangeCrush 106 - Cybat 106 - Xuxon 110 - Natwaf 111 - TexWolf_1729 117 - Raka_Putra 118 - Whiskey Nick 124 - FrostHarpy 125 - Inviso 125 - ctesjbuvf 128 - profDEADPOOL 134 - Steiner 138 - BetrayedTangy 154 - Luster Soldier 155 - StifledSilence

Paratroopa1: oh my god look at his little FANGS. look at his BUTT FOREHEAD

Brayze II: http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/018/8/1/sewaddle_by_bunearyk-d4mrv6x.jpg

Wigs: one of the best faces ever.

Ermine: Cute little buggy.

Genny: If not for well several other things in this generation, Sewaddle would be the cutest Bug type in existence. As it stands it's still the cutest first route/forest Bug type in my humble opinion.

Wicklebee: Eh. Might have been better if we didn't have Caterpie, Weedle, and Wurmple all saying Sewaddle is just another one of them.

Logicblade: Baby buggy, soon you will be ok, but you're basically caterpie otherwise.

Anagram: It's possible to make a cute bug. If that was their intention, they failed here.

Magmortar: I cannot value cuteness that highly knowing it eventually becomes Leavanny.

Cybat: Another pretty cute bug. Sorta like Caterpie but with a leaf hoodie. Good name, too.

Natwaf: Cute NFE Trash

Raka_Putra: Just another caterpillar Pokemon, this one slightly more fancy.

Inviso: I like that it gets more than the traditional Tackle/String Shot combo you'd expect it to get, but still, nothing special.

ctesjbuvf: Looks semi-cute but is completely uselss.

StifledSilence: The awkward early teen years before it develops the need to make gaudy fashion statements.

93. Sawk
Score: 4088 Average Ranking: 83.43 (Standard Deviation: 41.76) Fighting rank: 10/15 Fully Evolved rank: 57/82

16 - Anagram 16 - Magmortar 18 - StifledSilence 24 - Bane_Of_Despair 31 - Inviso 34 - TexWolf_1729 35 - FrostHarpy 35 - ctesjbuvf 35 - Articuno2001 38 - Wigs 44 - Dragon66116 46 - Natwaf 48 - mcflubbin 49 - swordz9 50 - XIII_Rocks 53 - KommunistKoala 56 - Whiskey Nick 58 - OrangeCrush 60 - profDEADPOOL 65 - Luster Soldier 75 - mnkboy907 75 - Suor 77 - Wicklebee 81 - JONALEON1 82 - BetrayedTangy 88 - Xuxon 90 - tazzyboyishere 94 - CasanovaZelos 99 - starfox2245 99 - xx521xx 103 - Logicblade 105 - Genny 106 - ecksgem 107 - l3fty 116 - Drakeryn 116 - Paratroopa1 117 - Steiner 119 - Brayze II 122 - Ermine 122 - cody11533 126 - Scepter 127 - red13n 136 - junglebob22 140 - Sorozone 146 - Cybat 150 - SanityLapse 152 - Raka_Putra 153 - PrinceKaro 154 - Naye745

Anagram: I wonder who will have Sawk the highest. I admit that I should probably hate it, but in my Black run, Sawk was easily the best in-game pokemon I had. It gets this high based primarily on its ability to spam close combat.

Magmortar: Sawk is a fucking Kung Fu Muppet and it destroyed everything on my old Black game, so I like it a lot.

StifledSilence: Kung-Poke

Inviso: I like Sawk for being a cooler humanoid than we typically get in terms of Fighting-types. I mean, the Mach- line and -urr line are kinda fugly, so it's nice to have a Sawk/Throh (aka Hitmonlee/Hitmonchan) around for balance.

ctesjbuvf: This guy is pretty badass, but not being able to evolve him drags him down a bit. It’s no fun having a “full evolved” that early.

Natwaf: I prefer Bert to Ernie, and the same goes for the Gi wearing duo. Useful on my White run, though watch out for Marshal's troll Sturdy one. It can hit Psychic and Flying types HARD. Too bad I had no space for it in my Mono-Fighting team. Too many legends and great fighting types in the game.

Wicklebee: http://pokebot.everyboty.net/pix/217.jpg

Logicblade: Sawk more like Suck. Do not want.

Genny: Bert is better than Ernie and blue is better than red. Thus concludes my writeup of Sawk.

Paratroopa1: "These rankings are terrible! Boooo!" "Why, because you're too low?" "No, I should've been dead last!" DOOHHHHOHOHOHOHO

Brayze II: http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/012/1/4/bulked_up_sawk_by_xero_j-d5r9uyb.jpg

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #35. There are a lot of bad fighting pokemon.

Cybat: Better than Throh because of more offensive stat distribution and Sturdy. But yeah, still miserable.

SanityLapse: Is it even possible to design a more boring looking Pokemon?

Raka_Putra: Pokemon should NOT wear human clothing. And they should NOT look like Sesame Street rejects.

PrinceKaro: For the last time, no pokemon wearing people clothes! I mean, do they have a f***ing clothes store in the wild run by pokemon that they buy thier attire at?

92. Venipede
Score: 4073 Average Ranking: 83.12 (Standard Deviation: 37.32) Bug rank: 13/18 Poison rank: 3/7 NFE rank: 34/74

9 - SanityLapse 14 - Wigs 18 - Brayze II 25 - Magmortar 27 - TexWolf_1729 28 - Ermine 31 - profDEADPOOL 32 - Logicblade 38 - Scepter 45 - junglebob22 45 - mcflubbin 52 - Steiner 61 - KommunistKoala 62 - l3fty 64 - Paratroopa1 65 - ctesjbuvf 69 - Sorozone 71 - BetrayedTangy 73 - Articuno2001 77 - starfox2245 78 - Wicklebee 83 - swordz9 84 - Whiskey Nick 88 - Naye745 90 - red13n 95 - XIII_Rocks 95 - JONALEON1 99 - Cybat 100 - tazzyboyishere 100 - xx521xx 101 - Raka_Putra 101 - Inviso 103 - Anagram 103 - Bane_Of_Despair 103 - PrinceKaro 107 - mnkboy907 108 - ecksgem 110 - CasanovaZelos 114 - OrangeCrush 120 - Dragon66116 121 - FrostHarpy 121 - Suor 123 - Luster Soldier 124 - Genny 125 - cody11533 140 - Drakeryn 141 - Xuxon 141 - Natwaf 149 - StifledSilence

SanityLapse: Centipede thing!

Wigs: OH MY GOD THE BUGS IN THIS GAME ARE SO COOL

Brayze II: http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2015/010/2/3/winter_stroll__venipede_by_scarred_zoroark-d8dd4l8.png

Magmortar: Honestly I really dig the design on this thingy. Sick color scheme.

Logicblade: Cute. Not the cutest bug, but I still like him.

Paratroopa1: yay for cool bugs gen 5 has so many good bugs

ctesjbuvf: This is one of the best design of any small bug type really.

Wicklebee: He looks like he wants to break you and eat your intestines.

Cybat: So…it has poisonous feet? Fair enough I suppose. I like the color scheme but pretty standard design.

Raka_Putra: This just screams 'I'm poisonous, scram fools!'

Inviso: Last Pokemon to miss the top 100…sorry, there's just too many existing Bug/Poison types for me to rank a first form that highly with a dumb design.

Anagram: I remember casually mentioning that I call them "rolly-pollies" instead of "woodlice" or "pillbugs," and people thought this was hilarious. I had to confirm with all of my friends to ensure it wasn't just me. I'm reasonably confident that everyone in Southern California does, too.

Genny: Meh. I kinda like that look in its eyes but the whole line has that and the others do it better.

Natwaf: NFE Trash

StifledSilence: A classic arcade shooter you are not.

91. Deino
Score: 4073 Average Ranking: 83.12 (Standard Deviation: 36.09) Dragon rank: 10/10 Dark rank: 15/16 NFE rank: 35/74

3 - Anagram 17 - Whiskey Nick 26 - Wigs 29 - KommunistKoala 36 - Logicblade 37 - Sorozone 37 - junglebob22 41 - Raka_Putra 48 - Magmortar 49 - Bane_Of_Despair 50 - Steiner 56 - Xuxon 60 - CasanovaZelos 62 - red13n 65 - Drakeryn 67 - tazzyboyishere 67 - StifledSilence 73 - swordz9 74 - starfox2245 74 - ctesjbuvf 76 - Scepter 77 - Articuno2001 81 - mcflubbin 82 - ecksgem 82 - XIII_Rocks 86 - Cybat 87 - Dragon66116 87 - SanityLapse 89 - FrostHarpy 89 - PrinceKaro 95 - Ermine 98 - BetrayedTangy 100 - Luster Soldier 101 - Brayze II 102 - Genny 105 - xx521xx 110 - TexWolf_1729 110 - Paratroopa1 119 - mnkboy907 119 - profDEADPOOL 121 - cody11533 121 - l3fty 123 - Naye745 126 - Natwaf 126 - Suor 136 - JONALEON1 148 - Inviso 150 - Wicklebee 156 - OrangeCrush

Anagram: Far superior to Dino, of course.

Wigs: he reminds me of the mute kid from Little Miss Sunshine

Logicblade: While his final form is super rad, and his second form is horrifying, Deino strikes a nice balance, as this goofy blind dinosaur.

Raka_Putra: Go get a haircut in Johto, you silly Pok-emo-n.

Magmortar: dumb looking dinosaur…in a good way

StifledSilence: This isn't the beloved pet from The Flintstones.

ctesjbuvf: Cool basic stage Pokemon. Evovles a bit too late, it ends up being useless.

Cybat: Deino is the only Pokémon whose English name's letters are in alphabetical order. So, there's that.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #62. More emo dragon! Not quite as bad as the two headed emo.

Brayze II: http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/208/1/c/pokemorphs_keila_the_deino_by_inkblot_rabbit-d58u3ot.jpg

Genny: CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HE-AL!

Paratroopa1: why do you have like a haircut from the 60's, you're a dragon, have some pride

Natwaf: NFE Trash

Suor: Emo haircuts stopped being cool in... wait, they were never cool to begin with.

Inviso: Takes way too damn long to evolve, the design is bland and s***ty, and it's slow, with a horrible ability.

Wicklebee: BAM BAM

OrangeCrush: A bowlcut dragon with an awful name, and since this is Gen V he doesn't evolve until level 8935013. And that's just to get to his middle form.

90. Yamask
Score: 4069 Average Ranking: 83.04 (Standard Deviation: 30.15) Ghost rank: 8/9 NFE rank: 33/74

12 - BetrayedTangy 24 - Wigs 28 - Paratroopa1 30 - ecksgem 37 - xx521xx 49 - Suor 49 - l3fty 54 - Wicklebee 56 - profDEADPOOL 59 - ctesjbuvf 60 - Raka_Putra 61 - Articuno2001 62 - starfox2245 63 - Bane_Of_Despair 66 - KommunistKoala 70 - CasanovaZelos 72 - Steiner 73 - OrangeCrush 75 - Cybat 79 - SanityLapse 79 - JONALEON1 80 - tazzyboyishere 81 - Brayze II 83 - Scepter 84 - Ermine 85 - TexWolf_1729 86 - cody11533 91 - Luster Soldier 94 - StifledSilence 96 - Dragon66116 96 - Natwaf 96 - mnkboy907 96 - mcflubbin 98 - Naye745 99 - Whiskey Nick 104 - Sorozone 105 - Anagram 105 - Magmortar 106 - Genny 107 - Drakeryn 108 - junglebob22 112 - swordz9 121 - PrinceKaro 122 - XIII_Rocks 125 - red13n 126 - Inviso 130 - Logicblade 136 - FrostHarpy 139 - Xuxon

Wigs: super weird but of all the really weird guys this one really works

Paratroopa1: he's a cute ghost that looks sort of vaguely bird-like that sometimes looks at its mask, which is a mask of its human face when it was alive, and cries. HILARIOUS

ecksgem: Yamask is weird and creepy and basically awesome.

Suor: “Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry”. That's.. sad, creepy and cool at the same time.

Wicklebee: Yes, you do have a mask.

ctesjbuvf: This is a well made ghost design. It’s decent.

Raka_Putra: Creepy Pokemon who carry death masks of dead people, one of the creepiest designs ever.

Cybat: Continuing the proud tradition of ghosts' Pokedex entries being creepy as fuck. Seriously why would a ten-year old need to know that?

Brayze II: http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/009/a/4/pokemorphs_amunet_the_yamask_by_inkblot_rabbit-d59zuar.jpg lol it's watermarked

StifledSilence: Hey you dropped ya mask.

Natwaf: Creepy (in a good way) NFE Trash

Anagram: I love it when GameFreak comes up with random horrible backstories for its creations for no reason. Yamask's is particularly wonderful.

Magmortar: There are a lot of better ghosts than this.

Genny: Up this high solely for its Pokédex entries. People die and become Ghost pokémon confirmed!

Inviso: I know a lot of people like this generation's Ghosts, but to me, they're very hit of miss. Yamask evolves fine, but it's lame on its own.

Logicblade: Ya Mask Bro? Well you shouldn't be, this pokemon sucks.

89. Mandibuzz
Score: 4034 Average Ranking: 82.33 (Standard Deviation: 45.6) Dark rank: 14/16 Flying rank: 9/18 Fully Evolved rank: 57/82

7 - Suor 8 - Inviso 8 - FrostHarpy 10 - CasanovaZelos 11 - Naye745 12 - Magmortar 16 - SanityLapse 23 - TexWolf_1729 36 - Luster Soldier 40 - cody11533 41 - Paratroopa1 42 - Genny 44 - tazzyboyishere 49 - Anagram 53 - XIII_Rocks 56 - l3fty 56 - JONALEON1 56 - Natwaf 61 - red13n 63 - Cybat 76 - ecksgem 79 - BetrayedTangy 80 - ctesjbuvf 82 - Dragon66116 92 - Sorozone 96 - Logicblade 96 - Xuxon 98 - xx521xx 98 - OrangeCrush 100 - Steiner 105 - Ermine 109 - profDEADPOOL 109 - Scepter 114 - Brayze II 115 - Articuno2001 117 - KommunistKoala 120 - Raka_Putra 122 - Bane_Of_Despair 122 - junglebob22 132 - StifledSilence 135 - Whiskey Nick 135 - Drakeryn 136 - Wigs 138 - mcflubbin 138 - PrinceKaro 145 - swordz9 147 - starfox2245 152 - Wicklebee 154 - mnkboy907

Suor: Mandy gets a lot of undeserved hate for whatever reason, but I myself love vultures. They're sneaky bastards and Mandibuzz represents that kind of attitude excellently. I like to think she uses the bones of her enemies to fix her hair. This is one b***h you don't want to mess with, and is also quite powerful in battle too.

Inviso: Okay, this is a time where I have to actually step up and defend Mandibuzz, because I feel like it gets a lot of haters for three reasons: it evolves from Vullaby, who is the worst, it's a Dark/Flying-type that isn't considered cool like Honchkrow, and it's the counterpart to Braviary, who is automatically loved because eagle. Well forget all of that, because Mandibuzz is a goddamn rock star. I normally hate tanks. They're annoying to level because a good tank tends to have weak attack stats. So I never bothered using a Mandibuzz until Gen VI. Breeding for competitive battles because more feasible, and suddenly I wanted to make a team of all Dark-types. Unfortunately, a lot of Dark-types kinda suck competitively, or are annoying to raise. So I had most of my team squared away and realized I should have a tank, just in case. Mandibuzz fit the bill, so even though I wasn't a huge fan, I used her. And never before have I made such a huge turnaround on a Pokemon. I went into a 6 v 6 Battle. My Weavile got wrecked, my Drapion got wrecked, my Houndoom got wrecked, my Greninja got wrecked, my Sableye got wrecked. All I had left was my Mandibuzz, with very little in the form of offense. But I'm no quitter, so I sent her out. Taunt. Knock Off. Toxic. Taunt. Roost. Repeat. One by one, the opposing team started dropping like flies. And in the end, Mandibuzz swept the entire f***ing team practically by herself. AMAZING performance by an AMAZING and underrated Pokemon that truly deserves better than for this to most likely be her best placement.

Magmortar: Mandibuzz is a fantastic Pokemon, which considering what it evolves from really is an achievement. It makes a very, very, very good wall, and the design is a whole lot less…uhh, yeah; the bone skirt honestly looks kind of cool. And I love turkeys. We need an actual turkey Pokemon so badly but turkey vultures work.

SanityLapse: Vultures are the best birds of all time. Birds of death. This is a bird of death because she likes to do stuff with the bones. Her design COULD be better, but she gets this high for being a vulture.

Paratroopa1: vultures are underrated but still cool

Genny: I like her more than Braviary, come at me folks! I'm sure Karo is going to mention its design as a negative and say some crap along the lines of this is why we shouldn't let westerners design pogeymanz blah blah, but check it: Mandibuzz has an awesome design. You're free to disagree by the way, just know that you're wrong in doing so. British designer James Turner may have dropped the ball with the ice creams and the basic forms of Golurk and Mandibuzz, but he nailed the two that matter. Mandy's design is reminiscent of the vultures from Snow White: http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111117044708/disney/images/1/1b/Vultures.jpg mixed with something like Beaky the Buzzard's mother from the old Looney Tunes' shorts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na7WqSb6sY0 Tell me I'm wrong. http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/0/00/630Mandibuzz.png Frankly I think it's an ace combination. If I could change one thing about Mandibuzz though it would be sacrificing a lot of her Defenses for Attack. She has like the perfect moveset for an all-out offense but doesn't have the stat distribution to pull it off. This is what keeps her from going any higher.

Anagram: I really feel like an opportunity to give it mandibles was missed.

Natwaf: I forgot how you use this thing, but I'm pretty sure it's a wall.

Cybat: I know they're all female, but does it really need that eyeliner? Unsettling. But yeah, vulture is another no-brainer concept that we hadn't had yet, so here we are.

ctesjbuvf: It’s cool looking, but it was a major disappointment. Waiting all the way to the end to get a flying type and it just sucks so badly, especially compared to its counterpart. I actually changed my in-game team quite a bit because this thing sucked. It’s not terrible, but truly disappoints.

Logicblade: I want to like you, but you evolve too late.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #52. The skirt and eyeshadow... what were they thinking...?

Brayze II: http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/143/5/6/hey_it__s_milly_by_doctordeathdefying-d3h1hi1.jpg

KommunistKoala: I like the idea of a vulture pokemon but this thing is just off-putting to me for some reason.

Raka_Putra: Hey you're not Braviary.

StifledSilence: I gained a little respect for this thing since it has potential in battle. But it's still disturbingly ugly.

Wigs: I could've put this guy fairly higher but….. I can't unsee what it was in its past life.

Wicklebee: What… the… This was what you came up for a vulture? An all female of the streets poke?

88. Zweilous
Score: 4018 Average Ranking: 82 (Standard Deviation: 34.88) Dragon rank: 9/10 Dark rank: 13/16 NFE rank: 32/74

5 - Anagram 25 - Wigs 27 - Whiskey Nick 39 - XIII_Rocks 46 - junglebob22 47 - Magmortar 48 - ctesjbuvf 48 - StifledSilence 55 - Cybat 55 - Raka_Putra 57 - Sorozone 57 - Xuxon 59 - CasanovaZelos 59 - TexWolf_1729 59 - Drakeryn 61 - Genny 64 - tazzyboyishere 64 - Articuno2001 64 - swordz9 68 - Logicblade 69 - Dragon66116 69 - KommunistKoala 69 - starfox2245 73 - FrostHarpy 74 - SanityLapse 75 - Bane_Of_Despair 80 - red13n 81 - ecksgem 82 - mcflubbin 83 - Natwaf 90 - xx521xx 91 - Scepter 92 - Luster Soldier 93 - PrinceKaro 101 - Steiner 103 - Naye745 107 - Ermine 114 - BetrayedTangy 118 - profDEADPOOL 119 - Paratroopa1 124 - l3fty 129 - Brayze II 132 - Suor 132 - cody11533 132 - Wicklebee 137 - mnkboy907 140 - JONALEON1 147 - Inviso 155 - OrangeCrush

Anagram: Reminds me of the puppeteers from Known Space. That's a series that gets weird at the drop of a hat. One moment a character is exploring Ringworld and using physics to solve his problems, the next moment he's told that the universal greeting is to have sex with different sentient species. What was I talking about again?

Wigs: like Deino but almost twice as good!

Magmortar: It’s Deino WITH TWO HEADS! and Deino is dumb so Zwelious is dumb and amazing (not amazing but you get the point)

ctesjbuvf: Strong and good, but I’m not too fond of middle evolutions. I suppose it looks decent.

StifledSilence: Don't think they won't be any less afraid of you at Octoberfest because you're a German scary dragon.

Cybat: Nice hair, guys. I do like the theme naming for this line but I don't know what the "lous" is for.

Raka_Putra: Yeah, it's pretty good. Looks intimidating already.

Genny: I feel like the two head gimmick has been done way too often, but apparently there was only Doduo before it and Binnacle after? Please correct me if I'm wrong.

Logicblade: We will never speak of zweilous. He gets points for being suitably darkfang, but it's kind of scary when he evolves… where does his second brain go?

Natwaf: Be careful with this thing, Hustle on a dragon means a world of HURT

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #50. EMO ELERT!

Paratroopa1: oh boy, deino's really great, so let's add like 50% more deino to deino

Brayze II: http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/106/3/2/zafteilous_by_royaljellysandwich-d620020.jpg

Wicklebee: … Bambam got a second head for double the ***CENSORED***? Why don't you guys put yourselves out of your misery by slamming your heads together as hard as possible so your skulls break.

Inviso: This thing evolves at like, 65? And meanwhile, it has an ability that makes any attack it tries super-slow (on top of horrendous speed). At least its name is cool.

OrangeCrush: Has a better name than Deino, but still very, very bad.

87. Cryogonal
Score: 3986 Average Ranking: 81.35 (Standard Deviation: 39.07) Ice rank: 4/7 Fully Evolved rank: 56/82

13 - l3fty 23 - Dragon66116 24 - Naye745 28 - FrostHarpy 30 - Anagram 30 - Magmortar 30 - Luster Soldier 33 - XIII_Rocks 33 - TexWolf_1729 38 - JONALEON1 45 - Wigs 45 - mnkboy907 55 - Drakeryn 55 - starfox2245 56 - Brayze II 59 - Ermine 62 - Cybat 64 - ecksgem 66 - Logicblade 67 - Natwaf 68 - CasanovaZelos 73 - mcflubbin 73 - Inviso 83 - profDEADPOOL 84 - tazzyboyishere 85 - StifledSilence 85 - Paratroopa1 86 - SanityLapse 87 - Whiskey Nick 89 - ctesjbuvf 95 - Sorozone 95 - Suor 98 - Wicklebee 99 - Xuxon 103 - Genny 108 - cody11533 109 - PrinceKaro 112 - BetrayedTangy 124 - Scepter 125 - Articuno2001 127 - junglebob22 131 - KommunistKoala 131 - OrangeCrush 135 - Bane_Of_Despair 140 - xx521xx 142 - red13n 144 - Raka_Putra 144 - swordz9 155 - Steiner

Anagram: One of the few pokemon with a really complicated design where the complicatedness serves a purpose. Thus, I really like Cryogonal.

Magmortar: After it hit me this angry…snowflake, actually looked like a ^_^, I could never take it seriously ever again. But I like the concept behind its stats. Fast rapid spinner with a ton of special bulk but dies to a Caterpie Tackle, intriguing. I’m not expecting many people to like this thing, in fact I don’t even know why I have it this high up.

XIII_Rocks: JIZZING PINECONE

Wigs: cool ('lol') but wannabe Glalie

Brayze II: http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/065/1/7/cryogonal_by_elpatrixf-d6x9ldr.png

Cybat: Very interesting stat distribution. But I feel like GameFreak has some kind of fundamental misunderstanding of their own type chart because Ice types are never going to be viable walls, yet they keep trying.

Logicblade: It's just a silly snowflake, but every cryogonal is unique in my heart. And the name is just awesome.

Natwaf: OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO RARE? Be careful, this thing is sturdier than it looks. But my favorite part is that it can learn Attract. But it's genderless, which means it's useless (no, it does NOT work against other genderless poke, so stop it)

Inviso: This ranks higher for me because I find the frowny face it makes cute (plus there's so few decent Ice-types overall, and in this generation in particular.

StifledSilence: Mutated snowflakes are a thing now too?

Paratroopa1: best name in gen V, but most horrifying face. except for gothita

ctesjbuvf: This thing is pretty good, but not evolved from or to anything drags it a bit down for me, when it doesn’t really have much going for it to begin with.

Wicklebee: Cry moar bro, I understand the naming… but those spots just… I don't like this design.

Genny: It's a thing that exists. I can't help but feel like a snowflake pokémon could not only be prettier and more elegant, but also better in battle. Seriously those STATS can and should really be redistributed. What's the point of a Special Defensive Ice type anyway? So it can die to two Flamethrowers instead of just one? Bah. Beggars can't be choosers I suppose.

junglebob22: I think Cryogonal's angry face is saying "Why do I exist?"

Raka_Putra: NO, NO! How do you explain this to the kids? "Oh here's a Pokemon shaped like…something, it's like a polygonal…thing, and it's scary and it's crying because it wants something to end its misery. Have fun, kiddo!"

86. Cubchoo
Score: 3930 Average Ranking: 80.2 (Standard Deviation: 46.72) Ice rank: 3/7 NFE rank: 31/74

2 - SanityLapse 7 - PrinceKaro 7 - BetrayedTangy 8 - Bane_Of_Despair 15 - mcflubbin 23 - StifledSilence 25 - Xuxon 27 - Raka_Putra 34 - cody11533 37 - l3fty 42 - Drakeryn 43 - starfox2245 43 - Ermine 44 - mnkboy907 44 - Scepter 45 - Naye745 46 - Whiskey Nick 47 - tazzyboyishere 52 - JONALEON1 55 - CasanovaZelos 57 - KommunistKoala 61 - Inviso 72 - Anagram 77 - red13n 79 - Dragon66116 82 - profDEADPOOL 90 - Suor 91 - xx521xx 99 - Magmortar 99 - Natwaf 105 - Logicblade 109 - ctesjbuvf 112 - Sorozone 113 - Genny 119 - junglebob22 120 - FrostHarpy 121 - Brayze II 128 - OrangeCrush 131 - Wicklebee 134 - Wigs 135 - swordz9 136 - ecksgem 138 - Paratroopa1 140 - Luster Soldier 142 - Articuno2001 144 - XIII_Rocks 147 - Cybat 149 - Steiner 154 - TexWolf_1729

SanityLapse: Bears are alright. Polar bears are generally much cooler than regular bears. But a bear with a giant thing of a snot hanging out of his nose is about as great as bears can possibly get. Look at this little adorable guy with that loooong long snot drip :3. He reminds me of one of the best characters from Zelda Wind Waker: Zill!

Bane_Of_Despair: I'm an absolute sucker for tiny bears (Teddiursa) and even with the unfortunate nose drop he's absolutely adorable

StifledSilence: Aww cute little bear bro has a cold.

Raka_Putra: Who's a good widdle polar bear cub with a runny nose? Yes you are, yes you areeee. I just want to snuggle it until I pass out.

Inviso: It's cute and has snot bubbling from its nose. These two things don't have to be mutually exclusive.

Anagram: I would put it higher, but the booger really, REALLY bothers me. Even in the anime they have boogers, but sometimes the boogers disappear, and hey, it turns into a really cute, good teddy bear thing.

Magmortar: I’ve seen cuter is all I can say.

Natwaf: Cute NFE Trash

Logicblade: Don't sneeze on me you abomination.

ctesjbuvf: Love the name, but its really boring. The sneezing doesn’t really help it much when it isn’t better.

Genny: I cannot stand the snot. Did you know Cubchoo can move the mucous independently of its body? That's foul. It's like an extra arm. An extra arm made entirely of liquid boogers. Disgusting.

junglebob22: Wipe your damn nose if your trying to be cute

Brayze II: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Hu9U-f756fQ/maxresdefault.jpg

Wicklebee: And this one reminds me of the kid in Wind Waker with his snot nose that runs into you. Fuck off kid, getting your shitty snot all over these clothes that I didn't even like at first!

Wigs: this sounds like something jontron might call a generic cute bear thing.

ecksgem: That mucus completely ruins what might otherwise be a cute Pokemon. As it is, Snotbear is not cute.

Paratroopa1: ugh every time I see him and his huge snot bubble it just makes me feel gross, he's straight up uncomfortable to look at

Cybat: I know there is a culture difference here too but I haven't watched nearly enough anime for a perpetual snot bubble to be anything but completely disgusting. Especially when it's animated in 3D. Sorry, you're pretty cute otherwise, but yuck.

Steiner: gross

85. Mienfoo
Score: 3907 Average Ranking: 79.73 (Standard Deviation: 34.9) Fighting rank: 9/15 NFE rank: 30/74

6 - red13n 8 - Drakeryn 9 - Ermine 19 - profDEADPOOL 28 - ecksgem 30 - Inviso 32 - KommunistKoala 35 - PrinceKaro 53 - Scepter 53 - Genny 60 - BetrayedTangy 60 - Bane_Of_Despair 61 - StifledSilence 62 - Paratroopa1 63 - Xuxon 63 - starfox2245 67 - Suor 69 - tazzyboyishere 71 - Wicklebee 72 - Articuno2001 75 - Steiner 76 - mcflubbin 76 - Cybat 77 - JONALEON1 84 - mnkboy907 84 - xx521xx 88 - Whiskey Nick 89 - Logicblade 93 - Magmortar 94 - ctesjbuvf 95 - Naye745 95 - Luster Soldier 96 - Sorozone 100 - Brayze II 100 - OrangeCrush 102 - cody11533 102 - Anagram 104 - junglebob22 104 - FrostHarpy 109 - l3fty 119 - Raka_Putra 119 - Dragon66116 119 - Wigs 124 - swordz9 124 - XIII_Rocks 126 - CasanovaZelos 131 - TexWolf_1729 138 - Natwaf 143 - SanityLapse

Ermine: SOOOOO much better than Mienshao.

Inviso: I wish this thing didn't take so damn long to evolve. There's something so weird about having something this adorable in my party until level 50. Still, solid Pokemon even as an NFE.

Genny: Ermine and Drak are completely cuckoo. Mienfoo is cute but Mienshao is so much better in terms of both design and in spirit!

StifledSilence: I got a shiny Mienfoo!

Paratroopa1: &

Wicklebee: I pity the foo' that doesn't pick up this Pokemon (like myself my first time around)

Cybat: As a programmer I have to support anything with "foo" in its name. But I do like this design quite a bit as humanoid Fighting types go. Shame about its evolution though.

Logicblade: I pity the foo. His head is weird looking and the eyebrow things are big misses.

Magmortar: This generation mostly has decent fighting types…but there are exceptions.

ctesjbuvf: It’s decent enough, but sort of boring.

Brayze II: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/123/4/e/mienfoo_gijinka_by_lastboost-d3fis8g.jpg

Anagram: Does ermine like mienfoo? It seems like something he would really like, but I don't know for sure.

Raka_Putra: Vomit-colored atrocity.

Natwaf: NFE Trash

84. Swanna
Score: 3903 Average Ranking: 79.65 (Standard Deviation: 35.6) Water rank: 9/17 Flying rank: 8/18 Fully Evolved rank: 55/82

5 - Suor 23 - Articuno2001 30 - Wicklebee 34 - Xuxon 34 - Magmortar 36 - TexWolf_1729 43 - Bane_Of_Despair 45 - Inviso 45 - tazzyboyishere 47 - Paratroopa1 47 - starfox2245 52 - mcflubbin 54 - Dragon66116 55 - Steiner 60 - Logicblade 60 - SanityLapse 62 - FrostHarpy 64 - OrangeCrush 66 - xx521xx 67 - ecksgem 67 - JONALEON1 68 - junglebob22 71 - Ermine 77 - Wigs 78 - PrinceKaro 79 - Genny 80 - Natwaf 81 - swordz9 82 - red13n 82 - cody11533 86 - StifledSilence 87 - CasanovaZelos 88 - XIII_Rocks 92 - l3fty 97 - Whiskey Nick 98 - Drakeryn 102 - Naye745 105 - Luster Soldier 113 - Cybat 125 - Sorozone 128 - KommunistKoala 129 - profDEADPOOL 131 - Scepter 131 - Raka_Putra 132 - ctesjbuvf 133 - Brayze II 136 - Anagram 140 - mnkboy907 156 - BetrayedTangy

Suor: DISAPPROVING BIRD! It was about damn time they made a swan pokémon, I love birds and swans are no exception. Of course it couldn't be anything less than awesome. Wish it had better abilities though.

Wicklebee: Our third water-flying FE and the Flying-type I plan to use on my next playthrough, since Braviary is too late.

Magmortar: http://i.imgur.com/FiUmRhd.png

Inviso: MUCH better transportation whore than Pelipper, because I can at least look at Swanna without wanting to punch it in its big stupid face. Very very pretty.

Paratroopa1: does it have boobs, why does it have boobs? birds don't have boobs

Logicblade: Who can forget disapproving bird?

junglebob22: Swanna's got some serious 'tude in its Gen 5 sprite

Genny: I know it's not the greatest thing ever- hell it's barely better than Pelipper, but I like the way it stands akimbo and glares at me. Also my very first user of the move Scald, one I think is pretty neat.

Natwaf: Elegant but oh so very weak. It outsped my Emboar though. Ouch. And it maybe weak, but it still has access to Hydro Pump and Huricane, so kill it fast before it rains.

StifledSilence: I honestly didn't give a crap about this thing until the gauntlets. Disapproving Bird!

XIII_Rocks: DISAPPROVING BIRD! Sadly that is Swanna's sole good point in a gen sorely lacking great water-types.

Cybat: Boring name, boring design, boring abilities, boring stats.

KommunistKoala: Boob swan

Scepter: It's just my mom's swan

Raka_Putra: Oh hey I'm so sassy yes I'm the best design ever ohohoho, Cinderella sweep the floor and collect the lentils

ctesjbuvf: Really generic and quite bad.

Brayze II: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg7r15zjti1qfkq3ro1_500.jpg

Anagram: I can't recall anyone ever expressing any kind of opinion about Swanna. There's just nothing interesting about it.

BetrayedTangy: This is what I hate the most about Pokemon, some of these Pokemon are just so damn lazy and Swanna is the best example of this. It's just a swan that's all there is to it. This is the largest generation of Pokemon ever, why was it necessary to include this?

83. Keldeo
Score: 3876 Average Ranking: 79.1 (Standard Deviation: 45.97) Water rank: 8/17 Fighting rank: 8/15 Fully Evolved rank: 54/82

2 - FrostHarpy 5 - Natwaf 10 - PrinceKaro 11 - StifledSilence 14 - Luster Soldier 15 - Magmortar 17 - Wigs 26 - Drakeryn 27 - Bane_Of_Despair 28 - cody11533 29 - red13n 33 - xx521xx 38 - Whiskey Nick 48 - Articuno2001 51 - Steiner 51 - Genny 52 - Anagram 54 - Raka_Putra 56 - Wicklebee 62 - CasanovaZelos 64 - XIII_Rocks 65 - Naye745 66 - BetrayedTangy 79 - tazzyboyishere 84 - KommunistKoala 87 - JONALEON1 92 - Scepter 93 - Cybat 95 - mcflubbin 100 - Paratroopa1 103 - TexWolf_1729 107 - Dragon66116 116 - ecksgem 117 - Suor 117 - Brayze II 119 - swordz9 120 - ctesjbuvf 121 - Logicblade 124 - OrangeCrush 127 - starfox2245 132 - profDEADPOOL 133 - Sorozone 137 - SanityLapse 137 - l3fty 138 - Ermine 140 - Inviso 140 - junglebob22 143 - Xuxon 151 - mnkboy907

Natwaf: Newbie of the Swords of Justice, and my favorite member. Resolute Forme is ridiculous and useless, but I love it. It also has a secret trick up it's sleeve… Secret Sword. AHAHAHAHAHA **** YOU BLISSEY! DIEDIEDIE! So yeah, one of my best Mono-Fighting members. Why no Ice Beam though :(. NEVER FORGET PONY!

PrinceKaro: Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned how to properly allocate EV spreads, and the importance of strong STAB moves with good coverage. Your faithful student, Keldeo.

StifledSilence: I much prefer this one over his trio of buddies. The alternate form with the flamey looking hair is badass too.

Magmortar: My Little Hydronic Killing Machine: Swords That Don’t Give A Fuck About The FUCKING Chansey Line Are Magic

(Editor's Note: Magmortar misspelled Keldeo as Heldeo)

Genny: Cannot unhear Edward Elric. I think it has the worst design of the Musketeer Quartet (yes even below Terrakion)- ugh those eyebrows. Resolute Form is even worse, wherein those ughbrows become a sword-horn for some reason. Sigmund Freud would have a field day with Keldeo. Anyway what gets it this high is being based on d'Artagnan, my favorite character from the novel. Aramis was also great but yeah.

Anagram: Keldeo really does deserve every MLP reference made about it. I hate it from that perspective, but from the perspective of actual design, I can't say it's, like, bad.

Raka_Putra: Shota fighting horse, what's not to like?

Wicklebee: The member of the Swords of Justice with… SECRET SWORD.

XIII_Rocks: Looks like a fucking my little pony

KommunistKoala: Secret Sword. Secret Sword. Secret Sword. I guess this thing is alright maybe.

Cybat: Why did they even bother giving this thing another form? Seriously, it just gets a bigger horn? :sigh: Secret Sword is cool and all, but this design has some issues.

Paratroopa1: you probably think keldeo is a cool ponyhorse thing but did you stop and look at its dumb face and its gross nose? yeah

Suor: After three cool musketeers in Cobalion, Virizon and Terrakion, I can't put to words how unimpressive Keldeo is.

Brayze II: http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/231/a/9/catching_an_inflated_keldeo___request_by_boman100-d7vtwvf.jpg

ctesjbuvf: The voice it has probably hurts its placement on my list. It also looks really bad. There could be created something cool with it in the anime I guess, too bad they didn’t manage.

Logicblade: The worst musketeer. Just looks wrong. Like Derpy Hooves but not adorable.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #19. LOOK AT MY BIG HONKIN NOSE EVERYONE. PLEASE WOULD YOU LOOK AT MY NOSE!

Inviso: This thing is a joke. I actually kinda like the Musketeer Trio…and then this thing comes along. It looks stupid and completely out of place alongside the trio, and in fact, it looks like a really bad My Little Pony design (that isn't even good enough to be included in the actual game...it's one of those event Pokemon instead.)

82. Golett
Score: 3841 Average Ranking: 78.39 (Standard Deviation: 37.13) Ghost rank: 7/9 Ground rank: 7/11 NFE rank: 29/74

7 - Wigs 8 - Suor 13 - profDEADPOOL 14 - swordz9 24 - Drakeryn 25 - BetrayedTangy 32 - starfox2245 39 - Sorozone 42 - mnkboy907 45 - JONALEON1 47 - Anagram 49 - CasanovaZelos 54 - tazzyboyishere 55 - Dragon66116 63 - Luster Soldier 63 - Wicklebee 65 - Logicblade 65 - junglebob22 66 - SanityLapse 69 - l3fty 71 - Magmortar 71 - TexWolf_1729 71 - ecksgem 75 - Scepter 76 - xx521xx 79 - Articuno2001 84 - Cybat 84 - mcflubbin 90 - KommunistKoala 94 - OrangeCrush 95 - cody11533 95 - Whiskey Nick 96 - PrinceKaro 96 - Ermine 98 - Steiner 105 - Raka_Putra 105 - ctesjbuvf 107 - XIII_Rocks 112 - StifledSilence 122 - red13n 123 - Bane_Of_Despair 124 - Inviso 125 - FrostHarpy 126 - Naye745 131 - Natwaf 132 - Xuxon 134 - Brayze II 137 - Paratroopa1 138 - Genny

Wigs: very aesthetically pleasing. Is somehow both cute and looks like he kicks ass. Also love the type combo

Suor: Cutest pokémon ever. After Joltik. Case closed.

Anagram: I never watched any 'giant robot' anime as a kid, so any subtleties of this design may be lost on me. Nevertheless, I can say that it's a quality design. Tough but cute is a good way to go with these kinds of things.

Wicklebee: Use Rollout.

Logicblade: I like Gobit as a name much more than Golett. I get the golem puns, but gobit is a cute sounding name.

Magmortar: Awful, but it evolves into Golurk so I’m going to put it above several Pokemon that don’t evolve into Golurk.

Cybat: The lore behind this line is really weird. So an ancient civilization created it and somehow gave it energy to move around? How does that make it a Pokemon and not, like, just a robot?

KommunistKoala: I appreciate the typing. I just appreciate it more with Golurk.

Ermine: Awful Pokemon #61.

Raka_Putra: Something that would go for like ¥5,560 in Japan but will cost $800 elsewhere

ctesjbuvf: Cool type combination, but boring design.

StifledSilence: How much food are you going to cram in your golett?

Inviso: Golurk is okay, but Golett just looks fat and pointless. I wish I cared more about it, but I just don't.

Natwaf: NFE Trash

Brayze II: literally don't care

Paratroopa1: dumb abstract nonsense

Genny: Sort of reminds me of that unpopular fat kid at school. You know if you stick up for him and then everyone will accuse you of having a crush on him (or a gay crush if applicable), so you never grow the balls required to do so. Children can be so cruel...

81. Deerling
Score: 3808 Average Ranking: 77.71 (Standard Deviation: 35.49) Normal rank: 12/17 Grass rank: 10/20 NFE rank: 28/74

3 - Magmortar 7 - OrangeCrush 12 - Xuxon 14 - PrinceKaro 15 - xx521xx 28 - Articuno2001 34 - Scepter 43 - ecksgem 43 - red13n 48 - Paratroopa1 49 - Drakeryn 49 - TexWolf_1729 51 - tazzyboyishere 58 - starfox2245 63 - l3fty 64 - Wigs 69 - Raka_Putra 70 - Luster Soldier 71 - Cybat 73 - Dragon66116 75 - Logicblade 77 - Inviso 83 - Brayze II 85 - Suor 85 - Ermine 87 - cody11533 88 - CasanovaZelos 89 - mcflubbin 89 - Genny 90 - JONALEON1 90 - Bane_Of_Despair 90 - FrostHarpy 91 - StifledSilence 92 - Natwaf 93 - profDEADPOOL 98 - XIII_Rocks 99 - Wicklebee 100 - swordz9 101 - junglebob22 109 - Sorozone 115 - SanityLapse 116 - Steiner 116 - Naye745 118 - Anagram 120 - KommunistKoala 129 - Whiskey Nick 133 - mnkboy907 139 - ctesjbuvf 147 - BetrayedTangy

Magmortar: PINK BAMBI is the single cutest P-*dead of heart attack*

OrangeCrush: Adorable deer is adorable

Paratroopa1: it's so comically cute that I kind of think they were parodying cute things on purpose

Raka_Putra: Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when they shot your mother.

Cybat: I totally forgot that seasons were a thing in BW until I saw this Pokemon in the list. Deer Pokemon are pretty cool.

Logicblade: Cute little deer, with four different colours. Deerlings are lovely, and should not be put in teacups.

Inviso: I like the concept of a Pokemon that changes depending on the season…but Sawsbuck is just so far superior in terms of those design changes while Deerling just changes color.

Brayze II: http://37.media.tumblr.com/199427ad1152d2eaef82b3b0b4213170/tumblr_ml2jq5Soqm1qzj4p1o1_r1_400.png

Genny: Darling lil' thing with a lil' flower on its head. I wonder how male Deerling feel about that, and being pink in the Spring.

StifledSilence: Bambi on grass.

Natwaf: Collect all 4 limited edition seasons! They're individually adorable!

Wicklebee: Frankly my Deerling, I don't give a Wormadam.

Anagram: I don't know anything about deer. Could Bambi really have survived without his mother?

KommunistKoala: It's a deer.

ctesjbuvf: Cute, but more grass fodder.

80. Servine
Score: 3799 Average Ranking: 77.53 (Standard Deviation: 42.36) Grass rank: 9/20 NFE rank: 27/74

2 - Paratroopa1 13 - ecksgem 20 - Brayze II 22 - PrinceKaro 23 - OrangeCrush 26 - Cybat 27 - SanityLapse 28 - tazzyboyishere 39 - xx521xx 39 - Naye745 41 - FrostHarpy 42 - ctesjbuvf 47 - Logicblade 47 - Wicklebee 48 - Xuxon 49 - Raka_Putra 50 - Ermine 57 - Luster Soldier 57 - Suor 58 - junglebob22 66 - profDEADPOOL 66 - Anagram 67 - Scepter 67 - red13n 74 - Drakeryn 74 - Dragon66116 80 - CasanovaZelos 86 - Inviso 86 - XIII_Rocks 87 - Bane_Of_Despair 93 - TexWolf_1729 94 - cody11533 97 - Articuno2001 97 - JONALEON1 99 - mnkboy907 100 - Genny 102 - l3fty 109 - Steiner 110 - BetrayedTangy 115 - Natwaf 118 - Wigs 130 - Sorozone 132 - starfox2245 149 - mcflubbin 151 - KommunistKoala 152 - swordz9 154 - Magmortar 154 - Whiskey Nick 155 - StifledSilence

Paratroopa1: servine is fucking rad but also kind of creepy when you consider that he is in the process of having his arms recede into his body oh no servine

Brayze II: http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/273/6/7/sophiia_the_servine__3_by_beta1602-d5gd2w4.png

Cybat: Very solid design as a transition between Snivy and Serperior. It's a shame that this gen has two very good middle starter forms, and then…Pignite. Womp womp.

ctesjbuvf: This thing is cool looking, good in battle as long as you have it, but it’s still a middle form, so no higher than this.

Logicblade: That's definitely a middle pokemon alright.

Wicklebee: Smugleaf's successor, steadily growing unnessecarily.

Raka_Putra: Neither as good as its evo nor pre-evo, but it's still a pleasant enough experience.

Anagram: It's, like, okay. It's hard to imagine a better mid-form grass snake pokemon.

Inviso: Of the 9 starter Pokemon, Servine is definitely a weak link. It's got middle form syndrome in that it evolves into something awesome, FROM something awesome, but is kinda generic itself.

Genny: Like Pignite it's a clear third among its line, but much unlike it, this is simply because the other two members are just plain better, not because it's clearly worse. In other words Servine is good while the others are great. Pignite is mediocre to its okay siblings. I like Servine's leaves the most of its family. Those little stubby limbs are odd though. Definitely looks like a middie.

Natwaf: NFE Trash

KommunistKoala: This thing is lucky it isn't a monkey.

Magmortar: Servine has mostly avoided idiotic memetic reputations, which puts it above Serperior and Snivy. However, due to being related to Serperior and Snivy, Servine is also really, really, REALLY bad. These Pokemon are completely abysmal, and the only reason they aren’t the worst in the whole series is because the Chansey line exists.

StifledSilence: The awkward early teen years before it develops the need to make gaudy fashion statements.

79. Pawniard
Score: 3791 Average Ranking: 77.37 (Standard Deviation: 30.54) Dark rank: 12/16 Steel rank: 8/12 NFE rank: 26/74

15 - profDEADPOOL 23 - Steiner 27 - l3fty 32 - FrostHarpy 36 - junglebob22 37 - Raka_Putra 40 - Xuxon 43 - Wicklebee 44 - Bane_Of_Despair 46 - SanityLapse 46 - BetrayedTangy 53 - OrangeCrush 54 - ctesjbuvf 57 - Drakeryn 59 - Cybat 63 - tazzyboyishere 66 - Whiskey Nick 68 - Ermine 70 - Inviso 73 - CasanovaZelos 74 - Luster Soldier 74 - KommunistKoala 76 - starfox2245 78 - Articuno2001 78 - Sorozone 82 - Logicblade 83 - XIII_Rocks 84 - Brayze II 86 - Natwaf 91 - mcflubbin 92 - red13n 92 - Dragon66116 94 - Naye745 95 - mnkboy907 95 - Wigs 96 - Anagram 96 - cody11533 97 - ecksgem 97 - Genny 99 - JONALEON1 103 - Scepter 107 - TexWolf_1729 108 - swordz9 110 - Magmortar 113 - xx521xx 126 - Paratroopa1 129 - StifledSilence 135 - PrinceKaro 149 - Suor

Raka_Putra: Cool, edgy (as in, it have many edges), inspired design

Wicklebee: He looks ready to HM01 you.

SanityLapse: Mega Man enemy.

ctesjbuvf: This thing looks so badass. It’s also a pretty decent battler!

Cybat: Baby Bisharp is still pretty cool; its design feels a little cleaner.

Inviso: It evolves late, and I've complained about that…but this thing is so cute and evolves into something so cool. Plus I love the Dark/Steel typing.

Logicblade: This pokemon reeks of trying too hard. Luckily his evolution fixes that, but it comes really late.

Brayze II: http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/157/8/c/dreamy_pawniard_by_mrploxykun-d682rdh.png

Natwaf: Cool NFE Trash

Wigs: reminds me of Turbo from Wreck-It Ralph

Anagram: Not looking like a chess piece was a major missed opportunity.

Genny: I loved its one major appearance in the anime. It was during one of the early tournaments. She was super fierce lol.

Magmortar: It isn’t…anything really

Paratroopa1: why is his name chess-themed when he's not actually chess-themed

StifledSilence: This thing is so dorky. And that's hard to accomplish in a game a lot of people think is dorky.

Suor: Pawniard more like Pwnedhard lel.

OrangeCrush Half-Time Show - Magikarp's Retribution
What the Heldeo? Spelling mistakes made the first half a bit rough. Hopefully things will go smoother for the second half, although the HERDIER spam is already starting to get to me...

Anyway, this was the only Gen V related video I could find in my liked Youtube videos, so here we go: