Transience

trannyscience is a regular member of Board 8. Thanks to his unique username (which no one can apparently spell), people have taken to calling him "tranny". This has led to many jokes, new nicknames, and 3am sex videos with Soul.

transience is the administrator of the Board 8 Map, head of the Jay Solano army, runs the DEATHMATCH topics, is STA, and currently runs Rate the User. He also likes men. Manly men with hairy chests. Especially Zachnorn.

People transience has sexual relatiand now for something completely different:

yo I'm a busy man I ain't got time to be lovin my goal is to be in and out in under a dozen I got obligations, I got appointments to keep I ain't gonna snuggle, I sure as fuck ain't gonna sleep you wanna taste this, you gotta fit into my schedule my time is money, you wann get into my bed you'll abide by the rules mother fuckers be hatin but I'm getting laid mother fuckers masterbatin my rhyme and reason is to bug your comprehension when I get down it's like fuckin' a steam engine you wanna know the secret to my sensation? I'll tell you: premature ejaculation now you gotta be ahead of the game and succession and expediency are one and the same I gotta keep the girlies screaming my name so I blow quick but but when I blow its champaign

Girl yo' ass so fine but you best not waste my time I got sompeplace to be I'll be done in a minute or three ain't got no time to chill so you best get out my grill you best let me get my head and Get yo ass out my bed

got a hand on the wheel and the other on the backbone and my cell phone the only thing seperating me from the sweet mama waiting for someone to not come weave through traffic gotta get there fast squirt a map of hawaii on the top of your big ass I'm gonna slather your forhead with my oil of olay you dine on the dick like a penis gone may other rappers boast about their stamina but the bitch can't handle me knockin the slamina I'm down like uncle ben and I'm cold as ice but I my long grains more like minute rice I boil my oil fast as can be then I get the fuck out cuz I'm OPP

I'm white like wonderbread fryin like a chicken bitches that know me know I'm a time bomb tickin I'm gonna get some of them tities even if its slim pickins I gotta be straight up about my urgencies I'm gonna tell it like it is even though it's hurting me only give you 15 minutes of my time and that includes the foreplay though it'll be sublime get down on your knees and show me that you love me and for a while you're gonna get to be above me you betta take a picture and don't give me no lip cuz once I bust a nut I'm gon' dip

Girl yo' ass so fine but you best not waste my time I got sompeplace to be I'll be done in a minute or three ain't got no time to chill so you best get out my grill you best let me get my head and Get yo ass out my bed