Maplejet

Ahh, the days of my youth...like the scent of fresh lemon, you see. This was a golden age when maplejet was the butt of every joke and the joke of every butt. We made fun of the guy chiefly because of his complete lack of a sense of humor. He'd complain relentlessly at the merest hint of an emerging fad, sometimes even going to MBH to get it deleted.

Of course, maplejet was also reknowned for his many asinine tournaments. Whenever someone crossed him he'd throw a fit and exclaim what one can only assume he considered a devastating rebuke, "You're banned from all my tourneys!" And so we mocked him, not with animosity but more like he was the dumb friend everybody picks on to feel better about themselves. And we did.

Remember when Priest of Gix called him Treeplane? Good times.

Recently and much to our chagrin, maplejet has undergone a radical transformation of being. Perhaps compensating for his previous behavior, he now exhibits a one-track obsession for fads of all kinds, particularly the YTMND variety. Which isn't to say he's developed a sense of humor. I think I speak for us all when I say things just aren't the same without old Treeplane by my side.