Schroedinger's Match

A theoretical matchup in a future contest with no possible outcome. There may be several potential Schroedinger Matches, including-


 * Tanner vs Gordon Freeman
 * CATS vs Gordon Freeman
 * Jay Solano vs Gordon Freeman

It is known that, should Gordon ever win a match, the Universe would implode. Contest theologians shudder to think at what the Universe would do to itself should it ever be faced with a situation in which either Gordon or Tanner had to win.