Board 8 Ranks Generation II Pokemon

''"I have been here since 2008 and this is one of the greatest projects ever hosted on Board 8." - ''PrestonStarry

"DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT I HAM? DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHO I HAM!?!?!?!?!?" - PrestonStarry

Board 8 Ranks Generation II Pokemon is hosted by starfox2245. starfox2245 originally made a submissions topics where B8 users submit in rankings of his/her own taste in G/S/C Pokemon to starfox2245 via e-mail and averages out the rankings in Excel. Who will be number one and who will be crowned the worst Pokemon of the second generation? Continue to read on and find out. :)

Various Board 8 users compile and rank all 100 Gold / Silver / Crystal Pokemon, however he or she wants and 60 users come together and have a roundtable of discussions, who and where they consider are the best and worst Pokemon from the G/S/C generation.

The Pokemon from Gen II have received general negative reception on Board 8. Many people consider the Pokemon from Gen II a cesspoll of bad Pokemon. Nearly 10% of all of these Pokemon are Baby Pokemon.

"I personally wouldn't even put Chikorita in my Top 200 Pokemon of all-time." - PrestonStarry

"I never really could figure out why people care about breeding Pokemon. The Baby Pokemon always starts at Level 1 and ugggghhh." PrestonStarry

A full list of the users that have chosen to participate in this project are listed below.

A full list of outlining where each user placed, where and what Pokemon at will be provided once the project is completed.

Some users (not all of them) have provided write-ups, giving people a full emphasis of where and why they placed that Pokemon at a certain position.

As with usual ranking topics? A Pokemon placed at #100 is what they consider is the worst Pokemon of the pack and #1 is what he or she considers is his or her favorite from that particular Generation of Pokemon.

"I hope you all have fun with reading this project now ladies and gentlemen. All hail Board 8!" - PrestonStarry

It's worth noting that a rankings topic for the first generation was done but not much was documented or saved from it. :(

Users Participating - Ranking Generation II Pokemon
Approximately 60 Board 8 users submittted rankings for the G/S/C Pokemon.

The list of users can be viewed as follows. Keep in mind some of the names of the users have been abbreviated.

Anagram andy ArkOfTurus Arti Bane BetrayedTangy Brayze_II CasanovaZelos Cody Comm Cybat darkx Dragon66116 Drak ecksgem Eddv Ermine FFD flubbin FrostHarpy Gen GoaFan77 Inviso JONA Karo Kate KBM l3fty Logicblade Magmortar Mana MC_XD MI mnk MSG Natwaf Nick OrangeCrush Paratroopa Paul Poke Preston profDEADPOOL Raka red Sanity scarlet Scepter Snake5s Sorozone starfox Stifled Suor Tennis TexWolf TUM Wickle Wizards Xuxon xx521xx

100. Smoochum






SCORE: 5375

Average Ranking: 89.58 (St. Dev: 20.37) NFE Rank: 46/46 Psychic Rank: 10/10 Ice Rank: 5/5 Baby Pokemon: 8/8 Part of a preexisting line: 19/19

4 - xx521xx 9 - Sanity 21 - Gen 51 - Comm 67 - Suor 68 - Cody 70 - MI 82 - Scepter 84 - Arti 85 - Karo 85 - Kate 89 - OrangeCrush 90 - MSG 92 - Drak 92 - andy 93 - Preston 94 - scarlet 94 - Natwaf 94 - Eddv 94 - Tennis 95 - Logicblade 95 - CasanovaZelos 95 - MC_XD 96 - Raka 96 - red 96 - TUM 96 - TexWolf 96 - Dragon66116 97 - Nick 97 - Mana 97 - Sorozone 97 - Magmortar 97 - profDEADPOOL 97 - Inviso 97 - Bane 97 - Xuxon 98 - darkx 98 - Stifled 98 - Snake5s 98 - starfox 98 - Anagram 98 - JONA 98 - Brayze_II 98 - ArkOfTurus 98 - Poke 99 - FrostHarpy 99 - KBM 99 - FFD 99 - Paul 99 - Paratroopa 99 - Wizards 100 - Ermine 100 - BetrayedTangy 100 - Wickle 100 - Cybat 100 - GoaFan77 100 - flubbin 100 - mnk 100 - ecksgem 100 - l3fty

Sanity: '' Jynx is a funny Pokemon. Smoochum is funny for other reasons. Just imagining this little baby that wants to kiss everything is amusing.''

Gen: '' I can hear the public outcry from miles away. Well guess what? I don't GIVE a flying Rattata's ass! I love Smoochum and none of y'all can stop me. Fine, I'll explain. First off, look at its official art: http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/0/0e/238Smoochum.png. '''She is like the paragon of GameFreak's trolliness. It's poetry in motion. Can you imagine a GF PSA? "Gaiz we swear we weren't trolling and like uh... there's totes nothing racist insinuated by Jynx we swear k bai". *proceeds to give Jynx's baby form the sassiest of sassy black woman trope poses* I mean she's even doing a neck-roll and mouthing "ooh gurl no you DI'NT!" Have you ever seen Drawn Together? Can you not imagine her with Foxxy Love's voice actress if she could speak at all? I suppose as a black woman I'm supposed to be offended but I mean if you can't laugh at yourself...''

Comm: '' I can't justify putting this in the top half of the rankings, because seriously... look at it. But once I dubbed it "Lil Whore", its always had a place in my heart.''

Suor: '' You look like a little bossy bad b****, but you still got a long way to go before you can compete with motherf***ing Jynx the baddest b**** in town. I suggest you watch more Nicki Minaj videos.''

Arti: Jynx is still waiting for its evolution :(

Preston: '' I wonder what it would be like if they gave Paige in the WWE a germaphobe gimmick. It couldn't as bad as Jillian Hall's singing gimmick right? ''

Natwaf: ''NFE Trash. Adorable, and looks more aesthetically pleasing than Jynx.''

CasanovaZelos: ''In Pokemon Crystal I got this from my egg. I ended up using it in my party, which probably boosted it from rank 98. Still evolves into one of the worst Pokemon ever, and I'm disappointed my egg didn't hatch into Pichu or Elekid.''

Raka:  Chibi Nicki Minaj ^_^

Mana: '' I've never been a fan of Jynx, but I understand the Electabuzz-Magmar-Jynx trio that Smoochum makes sense to exist so early. Still, though, Smoochum is the worst baby. Although as I write this comment, for the first time ever, Smoochum has made me smile. Looking at some its art, my mind is overwhelmed with Baby Plucky quotes. Almost enough to give it one less point... until looking at the other baby hit an even stronger nostalgia vein.''

Magmortar: ''WHAT IS THE DAMN POINT. Magmar and Electabuzz got kids too, but now Smoochum proved to be a red herring since Jynx didn’t evolve with those two! Seriously, what the French toast, Game Freak?!''

Stifled:  Babies aren’t maybes.

Starfox: Oh god why? Jynx was hideous enough, this thing doesn’t need to exist and make it worse. The babies are (mostly) bad, but this one is definitely the worst.

Anagram: It has a cute episode in the anime, so I give it just enough points to overcome Igglybuff and Magby.

Brayze:  A step up from jynx, congratulations smoochum you’re the 9th worst pokemon of all time (thunderous applause)

KBM:  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Paratroopa: ''a tiny, less awful jynx. less awful in this case is damning with faint praise. or maybe faint praising with very, very strong damning''

Ermine:  Get out.

Wickle: '' I said I put Jynx too high. Not making that mistake here!''

Cybat: '' Unlike in gen 1, there are no Pokemon I really hate. That's bad news for concepts I hate, like baby Pokemon. They bring almost nothing to the table design-wise or gameplay-wise. Having this particular baby in last hopefully needs no explanation.''

Goa:  Maybe not quite as ugly as Jynx, but even more useless.

Flubbin: '' Oh god, Smoochum is hideous. Maybe one day Smoochum will be the baddest b**** of all, but today she is a useless embarrassment.''

Ecks: '' Not only do they create a baby form for Jynx of all things, but they name it Smoochum? Really? It's horrendously ugly.''

99. Igglybuff


SCORE: 5277

Average Ranking: 87.95 (St. Dev: 18.90) NFE Rank: 45/46 Fairy Rank: 8/8 Normal Rank: 15/15 Baby Pokemon: 7/8 Part of a preexisting line: 18/19 15 - Bane 23 - Sanity 37 - Preston 49 - MI 53 - Scepter 68 - darkx 68 - Paul 68 - xx521xx 69 - Cody 72 - Karo 74 - Tennis 79 - Eddv 81 - Wizards 83 - Comm 85 - Paratroopa 86 - Brayze_II 87 - OrangeCrush 88 - Xuxon 90 - Ermine 92 - ecksgem 92 - lefty 93 - mnk 94 - Nick 94 - Snake5s 95 - BetrayedTangy 96 - Mana 96 - ArkOfTurus 96 - Poke 97 - starfox 97 - Kate 97 - MC_XD 97 - Gen 97 - red 97 - Arti 97 - andy 97 - Dragon66116 98 - CasanovaZelos 98 - Wickle 98 - Cybat 98 - GoaFan77 98 - FFD 98 - MSG 98 - Inviso 99 - Logicblade 99 - Natwaf 99 - Sorozone 99 - JONA 99 - flubbin 99 - TUM 99 - Magmortar 99 - profDEADPOOL 100 - scarlet 100 - Raka 100 - Stifled 100 - Anagram 100 - FrostHarpy 100 - KBM 100 - Drak 100 - TexWolf 100 - Suor

Sanity:  Not even close to as good as Jigglypuff or even Wigglytuff, but it's still in the family.

Preston: '' I loved that "Streaming Stampede" mini-game in Pokémon Stadium 2 and you were Igglybuff and you counted all the Pokémon that marched in front of you. It was cool. Definitely the best of the Baby Pokémon. Here's some gameplay footage of "Streaming Stampede" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3KY8Th7YhY''

Wizards:  The most pointless baby pokemon I can think of.

Paratroopa:  I used to have a TCG deck based on chansey, igglybuff, cleffa, aka a bunch of dumb pink s*** and it was pretty much the best deck

Brayze:  Less awful now that I know he floats, still number 86 so you can imagine how bad he ranked before (87)

Mana: '' The second-worst baby. Almost was the worst until I looked at Igglybuff again. Igglybuff is a freaking Digimon. Look at those eyes and tell me it doesn't digivolve.''

Starfox: ''I think I might not hate babies as much if they didn’t give them to lines that were already horrible to begin with. But they did. Almost invariably. The few exceptions seem to be the only ones I don’t hate.''

Gen: '' While I realize Jigglypuff is extremely popular in Japan and the advent of horrible baby pokémon meant the opportunity to give adorbubble counterparts to all the fan favorites like Pikachu & company... couldn't they have put a little thought into this? I mean I don't give even a fraction of a damn about Jiggly and I feel for its fanbase. What a wasted opportunity.''

Arti: '' Igglybuff is a dumb name. Not like Wigglytuff is much better though.''

CasanovaZelos:  One of the worst names in Pokemon, and it lacks the cuteness of the other babies.

Wickle: '' puff, tuff, and now the baby is buff? Lol no.''

Cybat:  At least succeeds in being cute.

Goa:  Fans of the Jigglypuff line should be glad I didn't get to vote last round.

Logicblade: '' GArbage baby. Would be fine at 100.''

Natwaf: '' BABY trash. God I hate Baby pokemon. Especially the ones that require ****ing Happiness Evolution AND can't breed in the baby stages. And Igglybuff is UGLY.''

Natwaf’s Nicknames: Igglybuff - Jigglypuff - Wigglytuff Both Genders: Lullaby Flubbin: '' Augh, babies are supposed to be cute. If it’s not at least cute, what the hell is it good for?''

Magmortar: '' Wigglytuff needed an evolution, NOT A…BABY FORM! THERE IS NO REASON AS TO WHY IGGLYBUFF EXISTS MOTHER OF GOD THIS THING IS A PIECE OF SHIT. It’s not even cute. It looks fucking terrifying. However, Igglybuff has one and ONLY ONE thing that saves it. It isn’t in the fucking Chansey line.''

Raka: '' More like ugly barf hahaha. But seriously, it's so bad, meaningless, and ugly. And I like Jigglypuff.''

Stifled:  Babies give rabies.

Anagram: ''Baby pokemon are, with three exceptions, just the absolute worst. Why does this monstrosity even have a squiggly circle on its forehead? It doesn’t map to anything about Jigglypuff or Wigglytuff. Worst of all, it isn’t even cute. It’s got these big evil-looking black eyes when its evolutions don’t''

KBM: '' What is this monstrosity. I have nothing against the CONCEPT of baby Pokémon. There are actually a few that I like. But THIS thing.... *shudder*''

Drak:  WHO LET THE ABOMINATION BREED

Suor: ''Triple testicles spotted on its head. Its red eyes also foreshadow its murderous intentions.''

98. Magby


SCORE: 5071 Average Ranking: 84.52 (St. Dev: 15.28)

NFE Rank: 44/46 Fire Rank: 10/10 Baby Pokemon: 6/8 Part of a preexisting line: 17/19

31 - Arti 44 - Mana 45 - Magmortar 59 - CasanovaZelos 62 - Sanity 66 - Stifled 66 - Brayze_II 66 - profDEADPOOL 69 - Ermine 71 - GoaFan77 71 - MC_XD 73 - Wizards 74 - Cody 74 - Bane 75 - MI 76 - Drak 76 - Dragon66116 78 - scarlet 78 - KBM 82 - Preston 82 - Paul 83 - Karo 84 - xx521xx 86 - red 87 - Nick 87 - BetrayedTangy 87 - Kate 87 - FFD 87 - Paratroopa 88 - OrangeCrush 88 - TexWolf 90 - Scepter 91 - Wickle 91 - MSG 92 - Logicblade 92 - Eddv 94 - Gen 95 - Natwaf 95 - Snake5s 95 - flubbin 95 - TUM 95 - ArkOfTurus 96 - starfox 96 - FrostHarpy 96 - lefty 96 - Xuxon 97 - darkx 97 - Tennis 97 - Poke 98 - Raka 98 - Comm 99 - Anagram 99 - Cybat 99 - mnk 99 - ecksgem 99 - andy 99 - Inviso 99 - Suor 100 - Sorozone 100 - JONA

Anagram: It’s horrible, but at least it will always have the fact that it isn’t Igglybuff.

Brayze: He’s no ....magmar

CasanovaZelos: Not as cool as its evolutions, but I like it by association.

Cybat: Haha what the hell

Flubbin:  Why do bad things happen to good people?

Gen:  It looks like it was made to suck dicks and it does.

KBM: '' Credit where credit's due: This is not one of the horrible baby Pokémon that give them such a bad rap. That being said, this is not one of the good ones, either. I always feel like the lumps on top of its head are its brain poking through its flesh, which gives me a really creepy feeling.''

Magmortar: '' I think it’s cute in its own weird, derpy way, and unlike a lot of other babies, it is actually somewhat usable before it evolves. And it has no really stupid mean of evolving.''

Natwaf: '' NFE Trash. Not a baby, yay! Worst of the 3 though. I mean, look at poor Magby's head. It looks like it has alien eggs inside ready to hatch and pop out and eat people's faces.''

Paratroopa:  one butt on head was a solid decision but magby aren't you taking this a bit far I'm just saying less is more

Preston: '' Another pointless Baby Pokémon. Magby looks like it's suffering from brain hemorrhaging. Boring. Does anybody remember Chris Routly's Survivor SketchBoy Comics? '' http://survivor.thesketchpad.net/

Raka:  If there's a God, he would have put this thing out of its misery.

Stifled:  Much less offensive than other babies.

Suor: '' In the last topic, Board 8 identified its awkward tumors as headboobs. Evolves into lolmagmar the joke dumb duck pokémon.''

97. Snubbull


SCORE: 5048

Average Ranking: 84.13 (St. Dev: 14.12) NFE Rank: 43/46 Fairy Rank: 7/8 Snubbull Line: 2/2

26 - ArkOfTurus 57 - Tennis 60 - MI 63 - profDEADPOOL 64 - BetrayedTangy 65 - darkx 67 - CasanovaZelos 67 - Cody 69 - Snake5s 70 - Ermine 72 - Natwaf 72 - red 74 - Nick 75 - Inviso 77 - Karo 77 - Eddv 77 - FFD 78 - flubbin 78 - Magmortar 78 - Poke 80 - scarlet 80 - mnk 81 - lefty 84 - Scepter 85 - Cybat 85 - Wizards 86 - Raka 86 - FrostHarpy 86 - Wickle 86 - MC_XD 86 - Comm 88 - Arti 88 - Dragon66116 90 - Sorozone 90 - KBM 90 - TUM 91 - Mana 91 - Stifled 91 - Drak 91 - ecksgem 92 - OrangeCrush 92 - Anagram 92 - Kate 94 - JONA 94 - Suor 94 - Xuxon 95 - xx521xx 96 - Logicblade 99 - GoaFan77 99 - TexWolf 100 - Preston 100 - starfox 100 - MSG 100 - Brayze_II 100 - Gen 100 - Sanity 100 - andy 100 - Paul 100 - Paratroopa 100 - Bane

Anagram: ''Snubbull is ugly as hell, and not in a good way. It also misses a huge opportunity to be a dog made out of bubbles. It wears a dress you’d expect on Mimi from the Drew Carry Show. I can handle ugliness, but this is way over the line.''

Brayze: This pokemon was designed to be appealing to women, somehow I don’t think any women worked at gamefreak at that time

CasanovaZelos: ''I predict most people really hate this thing, but I love its stuck up attitude. Also the Fairy Pokemon.''

Cybat: "Ugly cute" doesn't really do anything for me, sorry.

Gen: ''You would not believe the epic battle that went on for my bottom spot. It was such a close race between five very eligible candidates, but ultimately I decided upon this... creature. Let me get one thing straight: I am a dog person. I love dogs almost as much as Roy Mustang. Even I, though, am not very fond of dogs of the bull variety. They're slobbery, gross, gassy, and most unforgivable of all they are ugly. Not cute-ugly like old people or babies with unattractive parents, just plain ugly. I can forgive an ugly pokémon, but not one that tries so hard and fails to be cute. That hideous tutu... those heinous polka dots, that hellish FACE ! I can't even''

Goa: If you hate girls pampering tiny dogs in real life, this is basically the Pokemon equivalent.

KBM: ''There's something really off-putting about Snubbull. I'm not even sure if it's supposed to be cute or not.''

Logicblade:  Is bad, but would not be fine at 100.

Magmortar: '' You cannot look at me with a straight face and tell me that’s a fairy. There’s no way. I like all sorts of dogs but Snubbull is an ugly mother.''

Mana: '' Never really like the Snubbull line, and he made a terrible Jigglypuff-type character int he show IIRC. Goofy looking and swarm only. ''

MSG: '' My least favorite Pokemon ever created. Just look at it. It's a living oxymoron. From the look of its face, I assume it's supposed to be designed as a relatively vicious First -Stage normal type. But it has little cute paws for feet, stubs for hands, and then, like, a skirt for a body and double ears, I guess? I don't even know what either of those are. I mean, you know what color scheme just screams vicious? Pink with baby blue polka dots. So I guess it's not supposed to be vicious. Then what's with the face? Just looking at it pisses me off. F*** Snubbull, seriously.''

Natwaf:  I know it's supposed to be ugly, but I just love Pugs and dogs like that.

Paratroopa: ''a gross, ugly bulldog that looks like it's wearing some kind of awful polka dot maternity dress that someone would have worn in 1910? what a great pokemon! the kids will love it. ''

Preston: '' Snubbull is the Russell Hantz of Pokémon. I'm not sure if Snubbull is supposed to resemble a pit bull or a bull dog but I could care less. From the time it was I was born to mid-2002 (1993-2002) I was living in a house where my next door neighbor was a drug dealer that had a pit bull that would deposit it's feces on my front yard almost every day. It was gross. Compostable bags were hard to come by back then. I moved to a new house in July 2002 and then started 3rd Grade from there and well...yeah.'' That pit bull nearly mauled to death my own brother in the front yard one time. There will never be a Pokémon as bad as Snubbull. Only Goldeen can be compared in the same league as Snubbull. Last place. Thank you everyone. F*** you Snubull f*** you.

Raka:  A charming eyesore vomit

Sanity: '' Worst Pokemon so far from the first two Gens. This design is ass. Just so terrible looking.''

Starfox: ''I don’t even know where to begin to describe how much I hate this thing. I guess I should start by saying that I love dogs. Pretty much everyone here that knows me is already well aware of this. Which is exactly why I despise this hideous monstrosity. It’s ugly as sin in every possible way you could use that term. Its face looks like it’s been smashing it repeatedly against a wall like he’s a mentally challenged Uga (although I guess the mentally challenged part is redundant there). Then it decides that the appropriate attire to fit its face is a pink tutu with baby blue poka dots. What? You were already difficult to look at, and then you go and give yourself one of the worst color schemes imaginable? And hell, now you want to be a fairy? As if joining the worst type by a country mile would somehow improve your awfulness? A type you don’t even remotely fit? And then to top it off, you prance around pretending to be one of my favorite things on this planet. No. Cast yourself back into the fiery chasm from which you came, and let me forget that you exist. The fact that there manages to be one Pokemon more offensive than this is nothing short of astonishing.''

Stifled:  Creepy prissy angry dog.

Suor:  See Granbull, but b****ier.

96. Cleffa


SCORE: 5041

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 84.02 (St. Dev: 18.91) NFE Rank: 42/46 Fairy Rank: 6/8 Baby Pokemon: 5/8 Part of a preexisting line: 16/19

<p class="MsoNormal">10 - Xuxon 26 - OrangeCrush 29 - Drak 39 - Inviso 59 - Gen 60 - Wizards 65 - mnk 66 - MI 69 - Paul 71 - Karo 72 - MC_XD 75 - GoaFan77 76 - Mana 77 - Kate 78 - Eddv 80 - Poke 81 - CasanovaZelos 82 - Brayze_II 83 - Bane 86 - darkx 86 - andy 87 - TexWolf 88 - Preston 88 - Snake5s 88 - Paratroopa 89 - Sanity 90 - JONA 91 - Logicblade 91 - Arti 91 - lefty 91 - xx521xx 92 - FrostHarpy 92 - BetrayedTangy 92 - Cody 92 - Suor 93 - Nick 93 - Raka 93 - flubbin 93 - ecksgem 93 - ArkOfTurus 94 - Scepter 94 - Sorozone 95 - starfox 95 - Tennis 97 - Ermine 97 - Anagram 97 - Wickle 97 - KBM 97 - Cybat 97 - FFD 97 - TUM 98 - Natwaf 98 - red 98 - Magmortar 98 - profDEADPOOL 99 - scarlet 99 - Stifled 99 - MSG 99 - Comm 99 - Dragon66116

Anagram: ''Look at its ears. I just want to… I just want to build a motorcycle, and have its ears be the handlebars, with its body just squeezed in as the front.''

Arti: Baby Pokemon are no good.

Brayze: Boy this thing needs a smaller, feebler <span class="k378x6762" id="k378x6762_7" style="height: 14px;">first evolution, that would be for the best' said nobody ever

CasanovaZelos: ''A teeny bit cute, but pointless. The cutoff for Pokemon I either dislike or can't bring myself to <span class="k378x6762" id="k378x6762_5" style="height: 14px;">care about.''

Cybat: Cleffa has the benefit of not looking quite as dumb as some of its fellow babies.

Drak: '' I don't like either of its evolutions, but I do like cleffa. it's cute in an understated way, without being ostentatious and showboating (see: jigglypuff, sylveon). if I had one in real life I would set it on my desk and absentmindedly pat it every so often.''

Gen: '' does it really need to exist? No, not at all. But I'm kinda glad it does because it's so cute that looking at it makes me happy.''

Goa:  I actually like this line, but we don't need <span class="k378x6762" id="k378x6762_4" style="height: 14px;">more pink balls with even worse stats than they had in gen I.

KBM: '' To use an age-old cliché: if there was an entry in the dictionary for “trying too hard,” a picture of THIS would probably be next to it. I already have never liked Clefairy, and this just makes the whole evolutionary line that much worse.''

Magmortar: '' Still a piece of shit. Not as bad as Igglybuff because if Clefable got an evolution, said evolution would probably have been banished to Ubers in this generation considering how good Clefable is now. So yeah. Wigglytuff sucks, and so does Cleffa.''

Mana: '' Cute baby. Worlds better than Smoochum and Igglybuff.''

Natwaf: '' BABY trash. Cleffa, unlike Igglybuff, is actually cute. Still doesn't excuse the hassle from trying to breed a good one. Natwaf's Nicknames: Cleffa - Clefairy - Clefable Male: Armstrong Female: Kaguya'' OrangeCrush:  I remember her being good in the card game

Paratroopa:  "WE MADE THIS SMALL CUTE PINK THING BUT NOW WE NEED TO MAKE A NEW SMALL CUTE PINK THING. WHAT DO WE DO AS A FOLLOWUP" "I KNOW" (copy, paste, size = 75%)

Preston: '' I'm for certain just going to rank the Red/Blue/Yellow/<span class="k378x6762" id="k378x6762_6" style="height: 14px;">Gold /Silver/Crystal generations. Going beyond 250 Pokémon is just preposterous. Hence forth I bring you Cleffa. Another useless Baby Pokémon that was introduced in G/S/C. Moving on.''

Raka: '' At least it didn't ruin its evolution. *jeers at Igglybuff*''

Starfox: ''I wasn’t originally going to do a writeup on this, but then when I thought about it, I realized it looked like a Luma. Bumped it up a spot for that.''

Stifled:  Babies are scabies.

Suor: '' I just realized it kind of looks like a Luma while writing this. This discovery earned it a 6-spots boost.''

Wickle: '' What is on its head? Seriously…''

95. Sunkern


SCORE: 4888

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 81.47 (St. Dev: 15.69) NFE Rank: 41/46 Grass Rank: 10/10 Sunkern Line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">37 - Brayze_II 46 - lefty 49 - Natwaf 52 - xx521xx 54 - OrangeCrush 55 - Poke 56 - Logicblade 56 - MI 58 - Kate 65 - Wickle 65 - Drak 66 - KBM 69 - andy 71 - Preston 75 - Tennis 75 - TexWolf 76 - Karo 76 - mnk 76 - TUM 77 - darkx 77 - Sanity 77 - Wizards 81 - FFD 83 - Suor 84 - scarlet 84 - Inviso 85 - starfox 86 - Eddv 86 - Paratroopa 87 - Paul 88 - Scepter 88 - red 88 - ArkOfTurus 89 - Sorozone 89 - Cybat 89 - Arti 89 - Magmortar 89 - Bane 91 - MC_XD 92 - Ermine 93 - BetrayedTangy 93 - MSG 93 - Gen 93 - profDEADPOOL 94 - Anagram 95 - Nick 95 - Raka 95 - Stifled 95 - FrostHarpy 95 - JONA 95 - Comm 95 - ecksgem 96 - Snake5s 96 - GoaFan77 97 - flubbin 98 - Mana 98 - Dragon66116 98 - Xuxon 99 - CasanovaZelos 99 - Cody

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  ''I love him and was so sad when it turned out he evolved into a piece of junk. By far the best seed-based pokemon, Imagine planting a seed and getting a sunflora I would not stop screaming''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  It's just a pathetic little seed.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Design-wise, it's very on point. Seeds do grow into flowers and don't really do much fighting. But yeah, lowest BST of any Pokemon. Ouch.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Ecks:  The design is kind of cute, but it's just a bad, unnecessary line.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  This is just a f***ing seed with a face on it!

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Goa:  I like sunflowers, but they were a little bit too generic with this line.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  It may drop out of the sky suddenly.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It would probably be a lot higher if it DIDN’T evolve. It’s just so awful, but being awful in your first form is just not as meaningful as being a terrible fully evolved mon.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''Sunkern is just such a disappointing Pokemon. I hate using Stones to evolve in the first place and such a poor Pokemon needing one to evolve, and not even getting something good out of it, is horrible. ''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">MSG:  ''The worst Pokemon still to this day. Kinda random, considering all the babies and Magikarps of the world, but there ya go.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''All hail king of the NFE Trash. Lowest BST EVER. So bad I just have to love it. Still bad though.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''"someday, I'll grow up and be a cool pokemon that everyone likes!" keep believing in that dream, sunkern. shhhhhh. it'll be okay.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''I actually don't mind Sunkern all that much. But Sunkern has the lowest stats of ANY Pokémon on record as of 2014. I have to put it and it's under eye bags no higher than this. Oh who am I kidding? Sunkern isn't not that great.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  Isn't this what hamsters eat?

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Starfox:  ''I don’t hate Sunkern, I guess, but it definitely would have helped if its evolution wasn’t even worse. I also find it kinda lame that with all of the Pokemon that have gimmicks surrounding how weak they are, this random ass grass type has the lowest base stat total''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''Sunflower seeds are for planting and eating. Not for wasting my oxygen.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  Imagine how cool this could've been if it used its leaves as a helicopter instead of swinging them like a dummy.

94. Skiploom


SCORE: 4776

Average Ranking: 79.60 (St. Dev: 14.49)

<p class="MsoNormal">NFE Rank: 40/46 Grass Rank: 9/10 Flying Rank: 19/19 Hoppip Line: 3/3

<p class="MsoNormal">42 - Poke 46 - Preston 47 - Raka 49 - Sanity 51 - mnk 55 - Comm 56 - Karo 57 - Drak 63 - xx521xx 67 - TUM 69 - FFD 70 - Logicblade 71 - Scepter 72 - TexWolf 72 - ArkOfTurus 74 - Sorozone 74 - lefty 75 - OrangeCrush 75 - Wickle 75 - KBM 75 - Xuxon 76 - MC_XD 77 - Mana 78 - Cybat 78 - Wizards 79 - Ermine 79 - andy 81 - Eddv 81 - GoaFan77 82 - Kate 83 - Paratroopa 85 - FrostHarpy 85 - Paul 86 - flubbin 87 - Brayze_II 88 - Tennis 88 - MSG 88 - Bane 89 - starfox 89 - Anagram 89 - Gen 89 - red 90 - Natwaf 90 - Dragon66116 91 - Nick 91 - profDEADPOOL 92 - Snake5s 92 - Arti 93 - Stifled 93 - CasanovaZelos 93 - Cody 93 - JONA 94 - Magmortar 95 - darkx 95 - scarlet 95 - Inviso 95 - Suor 96 - MI 97 - ecksgem 99 - BetrayedTangy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  “Quick, we need a mid-evolution for a grass/flying type.” “Uhhhhh just make a green blob with a flower that acts like a helicopter.” “BRILLIANT.”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Arti:  All three of this line are terrible.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  ''jumpluffs have a difficult puberty, also now that I think about it jumpluff pluffs are actually their gonads aren’t they, so they literally fly with their junk. Science''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  This was the least deserving three step line.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''I really enjoy the theme names for this line. This one is kinda chubby-looking compared to the other two, but at least it looks happy.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Ecks:  Hoppip and Jumpluff are at least kind of cute, Skiploom is like an awkward guy standing alone in the corner at a party and just watching everyone because he's ugly and no one wants to talk to him. <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  It gets worse when it evolves.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Goa:  Another middle evolution that serves absolutely no purpose besides being slightly less useless to use than the first form.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  I mean, the design is okay, but the typing is weird and the whole line is ultimately forgettable.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It looks so stupid. Expect to hear this many, many times in this generation’s writeups.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''If I didn't have a soft spot for how inoffensive Hoppip and Jumpluff liked to be, Skiploom would be much lower. Cool little dandelion.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''Honest to god I don't know what to say here. This entire line is my very definition of MEH. Well, I guess that's not true. It's weak as hell, and for my 100% Super Chatelaine Nita counter, I needed a high leveled one to pass Worry Seed to a Cottonee. Skiploom is the worst of the lost.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''I predict that I will be the only person to have something insightful to say about skiploom. just kidding, I don't have anything insightful to say about skiploom.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''You people shouldn't be aghast by this elimination. Hoppip line was basically the Oddish line of the G/S/C generation. Which is why I'm NOTgoing to rank any of the Pokémon past the G/S/C generations. Skiploom loses points for unoriginality but it's cute but on the other hand? Oddish is obtainable in G/S/C so it makes me question the purpose of Hoppip.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''Best of its line. It doesn't burn my eyes, unlike Hoppip, and it's discernible, unlike Jumpluff.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  Uh-huh.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''There are things that just have no right to exist but words can't really explain why. Just look at it.''

93. Tyrogue


SCORE: 4654

Average Ranking: 77.57 (St. Dev: 22.81)

<p class="MsoNormal">NFE Rank: 39/46 Fighting Rank: 3/3 Baby Rank: 4/8 Part of a preexisting line: 15/19 Tyrogue Line (Gen II): 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">3 - BetrayedTangy 26 - TUM 32 - Anagram 33 - Drak 38 - Eddv 41 - KBM 44 - GoaFan77 44 - profDEADPOOL 47 - Mana 54 - CasanovaZelos 55 - Wizards 57 - FrostHarpy 57 - Arti 63 - scarlet 64 - starfox 65 - Raka 66 - Sorozone 66 - FFD 68 - Snake5s 76 - Logicblade 76 - Tennis 77 - Comm 77 - MI 78 - MC_XD 80 - Ermine 82 - Nick 85 - Bane 86 - OrangeCrush 86 - ecksgem 87 - JONA 88 - Kate 88 - Brayze_II 89 - Dragon66116 90 - Poke 90 - lefty 91 - Karo 91 - TexWolf 91 - ArkOfTurus 94 - flubbin 94 - MSG 94 - red 94 - andy 94 - Paratroopa 95 - mnk 95 - Paul 96 - Preston 96 - darkx 96 - Wickle 96 - Cybat 96 - Sanity 96 - Magmortar 97 - Natwaf 97 - Stifled 97 - Suor 98 - Cody 99 - Scepter 99 - Gen 100 - Inviso 100 - xx521xx 100 - Xuxon

<p class="MsoNormal">BetrayedTangy: ''I've had a weird history with Pokemon, aside from a couple of VHS tapes I owned, I had very little exposure of Gen II until moderately recently, as such I don't have much experience using a lot of these Pokemon. Which is why I like Tyrogue, despite being a baby Pokemon, I've always viewed him as the little underdog trying to make his way to the top by training, and guess what you 'kinda' get to to choose where he ends up. And I've always been a huge fan of underdogs.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''One of the three non-crap baby pokemon. I never had the patience to properly evolve one of these things.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''Cool, Eeveeish idea to bring Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan, two that I've always really liked, together into one family. I really enjoy this concept and I'm sure I'll have to use one at SOME point. Perhaps the next time I play through Gen 2 again I'll make room for it.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Goa:  At least he has a lot of cool evolutions to turn into.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  ''The one baby Pokemon from Gen II that doesn't go for cuteness. Bringing the Hitmon line together was a great idea. <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  Cool gimmick. That's it.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">OrangeCrush:  I like how he connected the Hitmons, but on his own he sucks <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  Another baby, and as a special bonus it has the most irritating evolution method in the game

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Flubbin:  why why why why why why why dear god why

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  if there's anything about tyrogue that anyone really finds appealing I'll be sort of surprised

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''10% of these newbies in Gold, Silver and Crystal are Baby Pokémon. Hera help us. ''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  Hitmons were better stand-alone.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''The idea of branched evolution is neat in theory but in this case just annoying in practice. And it looks dumb.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''One of the single most annoying evolution mechanics that does not involve trading ever. And it sucks. Why is it purple while everything it involves into is brown? Hitmonchan at least wears purple, but that’s not good enough.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''NFE Trash with the 2nd worst evolution method ever. MY GOD WHY! I mean, on paper, it's a cool concept, but in practice, it just makes getting the Hitmon you want so annoying.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  Please stop with the babies.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  Looks like an annoying Dragon Ball kid whose destiny is to never ever become overpowered.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''A close battle took place as to who would take my spot for bottom baby. There were many contenders but really only two were ever in the race. As to how I decided, I need only have looked at Tyrogue's bulbapedia entry to recall what a pain in the ass it was to evolve it.''

92. Remoraid


SCORE: 4646

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 77.43 (St. Dev: 19.19) NFE Rank: 38/46 Water Rank: 18/18 Remoraid Line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">21 - TexWolf 22 - Ermine 36 - profDEADPOOL 41 - Magmortar 45 - FrostHarpy 53 - Wickle 54 - Anagram 54 - Tennis 56 - Eddv 57 - Cybat 60 - Preston 62 - KBM 62 - GoaFan77 62 - Paratroopa 62 - lefty 63 - andy 64 - Drak 67 - OrangeCrush 69 - scarlet 74 - Snake5s 76 - darkx 77 - Logicblade 77 - Sorozone 78 - FFD 80 - starfox 80 - Gen 83 - MC_XD 83 - Brayze_II 86 - MSG 86 - Inviso 87 - Natwaf 87 - CasanovaZelos 87 - Karo 87 - mnk 87 - TUM 87 - xx521xx 88 - BetrayedTangy 88 - Sanity 89 - MI 89 - ArkOfTurus 90 - Nick 90 - Kate 90 - Comm 90 - Arti 91 - Raka 91 - JONA 91 - Suor 91 - Poke 94 - Mana 95 - Cody 95 - red 95 - Dragon66116 95 - Xuxon 96 - Stifled 96 - Wizards 96 - Bane 98 - flubbin 98 - ecksgem 98 - Paul 100 - Scepter

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It’s a gun. And a fish. It can also outrun Machamp, something it can’t do when it evolves. Now you know.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  I don't know what it's supposed to be, but it evolves into A CANNON OCTOPUS, BRING IT!!

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  Ranked this high solely due to the pokemon comic where someone kills Bruce Wayne’s parents with it.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  How in the hell do you turn into an octopus

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  Meh.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''It's kind of just your average, run-of-the-mill Water type Pokémon. Which means there's a ton better to choose from.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/364/5/f/remoraid_by_yamashitathewildcat-d4kpjhy.png AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Drak:  One of the most forgettable pokemon in existence, but it keeps good company (Mantine), which is enough to keep it from being bottom of the barrel.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Starfox:  ''I will always forget that this thing exists. Which is weird, because I like Octillery. Maybe that’s because its evolution makes no sense, I dunno.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  This is a pokémon that exists.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  The jacked up eggplant of the sea

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">MSG:  Posting write-up in hopes of being only one for this thing no one even remembers existed.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''NFE Trash, and a very odd evolutionary line. And it's also an evolutionary requirement of a different line. Neat.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  It's a fish.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''Good name, but that's about it. I think it's meant to be a gun-fish?''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''It just occurred to me: if Remoraid is part of Mantine, and it learns Flamethrower and other cool stuff, why shouldn't Mantine be able to use them through it as well? I want a fire-breathing manta-ray :(''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''Despite being its own Pokemon and featured in Mantine's art, as well as part of Mantyke's evolution later on, Remoraid is utterly forgettable. Forgettable art as a forgettable type. Octillery feels like such a standalone Pokemon.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  It’s such a boring fish I don’t even know that I’d want to eat it.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Flubbin:  It’s so freakin’ ugly.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Ecks:  ''Remoraid looks constantly surprised with its mouth open, that's the most notable thing about it to me. I actually completely forgot that it evolved into Octillery until I looked it up.''

91. Pupitar


SCORE: 4441

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 74.02 (St. Dev: 20.60) NFE Rank: 37/46 Rock Rank: 7/7 Ground Rank: 10/10 Larvitar Line: 3/3

<p class="MsoNormal">12 - Brayze_II 17 - profDEADPOOL 28 - Paul 32 - TUM 32 - TexWolf 39 - Dragon66116 41 - FrostHarpy 45 - starfox 55 - Natwaf 58 - Eddv 59 - KBM 60 - mnk 62 - Tennis 65 - ArkOfTurus 67 - Magmortar 67 - Xuxon 70 - Snake5s 70 - Arti 71 - Nick 71 - CasanovaZelos 71 - andy 72 - Ermine 74 - MSG 75 - Raka 75 - Drak 75 - Paratroopa 76 - scarlet 76 - Bane 78 - Gen 79 - OrangeCrush 79 - GoaFan77 79 - MI 81 - ecksgem 83 - Logicblade 84 - Preston 84 - darkx 84 - FFD 85 - MC_XD 85 - red 85 - Inviso 86 - Suor 87 - Stifled 87 - Cybat 88 - JONA 88 - Wizards 89 - Kate 89 - Comm 90 - Mana 91 - BetrayedTangy 91 - flubbin 92 - Sorozone 93 - Scepter 93 - Anagram 93 - Wickle 94 - Sanity 94 - xx521xx 97 - Karo 99 - Poke 99 - lefty 100 - Cody

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  In stadium 2 he literally vibrated with barely concealed rage

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''While this NFE Trash came out of nowhere, I think it's an improvement over Larvitar's looks. Now THIS is an intimidating cocoon.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''It's basically Kakuna and Metapod on 'roids. And NOT a bug type. I really don't see how that can be a bad thing, but it's not the MOST interesting thing.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It’s another cocoon, but it’s actually useful from time to time. If you get STAB on EdgeQuake you aren’t bad almost by default. Almost.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  How is this related to Larvitar and Tyranitar?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">MSG:  ''I would really like to know whose brilliant idea it was to give a cocoon stage to a pseudo-legendary line. Because I want to punch them in the dick.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  WTF I can't make the head or tail of this abomination.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  sometimes I also angrily vibrate with seething rage too so pupitar really speaks to me as a human being

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''I feel so sorry for most cocoon pokémon. Nobody luffs them, and for good reason because until Gen V Nintendo never gave anyone a legitimate reason. At least his face is cooler than most.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Goa:  ''My bad, there is a cocoon in this gen, its just not for a bug. If I ranked you lower than this guy, its a good sign you suck.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Logicblade:  ''Pupitar just looks dumb, I tend to ignore it as a middle stage. This one also started the trend of the second stage of psuedo legends being kinda garbo''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''Why do people haze each other so much on Board 8? I don't understand. :( Anyways. I don't really like Pupitar. If anything else? I would feel like people would mistake it as an evolution for Metapod. I'm not sure what it is but Pupitar has a pretty weird exoskeleton and that's why I don't like Pupitar very much.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  Cocoons are cooler than their pre-evos because they're inoffensive.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''So the turd evolves into a turd cocoon? And what does that make Tyranitar? A massive, stomach bursting, world record breaking pile of crap that grew inside of a turd cocoon? Who the hell came up with this?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  Hurry up and evolve already

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Wizards:  ''Started the trend of ugly middle evos for pseudo-legendaries. ''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''I don't understand Pupitar. You go from small dragon to big dragon, but in-between is this guy. I don't understand. ''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Flubbin:  ''Poor Pupitar doesn’t really have a lot going for him. He’s transition from something cute to something awesome, but he himself is kind of bad.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  Possibly the most inexplicable cocoon pokemon out of the eighteen-billion different ones.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  ''lolol poopitar. Seriously though, this poke didn't need a cocoon.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Karo:  Although it it pronounced 'pew-pa-tar' as in a pupa, a more fitting pronunciation would be 'poop-a-tar' because it looks like an extra-chunky piece of s***. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''90. Granbull''' 

SCORE: 4421

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 73.68 (St. Dev: 20.34) Fully Evolved Rank: 54/54 Fairy Rank: 5/8 Snubbull Line: 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">13 - Magmortar 25 - Cody 32 - Natwaf 38 - Wizards 39 - ArkOfTurus 45 - mnk 47 - Eddv 49 - scarlet 49 - Inviso 52 - red 55 - Sorozone 58 - Snake5s 58 - starfox 61 - Cybat 61 - profDEADPOOL 62 - Mana 63 - TUM 64 - Gen 65 - MC_XD 66 - Anagram 66 - Arti 68 - Brayze_II 68 - Xuxon 73 - Nick 73 - CasanovaZelos 74 - Scepter 74 - Kate 75 - Comm 76 - FrostHarpy 77 - Dragon66116 78 - Ermine 78 - JONA 79 - flubbin 81 - Karo 81 - Drak 82 - BetrayedTangy 82 - KBM 83 - Stifled 85 - FFD 87 - Wickle 87 - Poke 90 - Logicblade 90 - Paratroopa 91 - Paul 91 - MI 92 - GoaFan77 93 - OrangeCrush 93 - Tennis 93 - TexWolf 93 - andy 94 - ecksgem 94 - lefty 95 - Preston 96 - MSG 96 - Suor 96 - xx521xx 97 - Raka 99 - Sanity 99 - Bane 100 - darkx

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Great design. I like bulldogs, and it’s clear THIS one is going to just tear you limb from limb with that jaw of its. I don’t know why it’s a Fairy (might be to help it stand out from Ursaring) but injects some much needed beastness into the typing.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Gotta be the oversized Fangs. Plus, Play Rough. Natwaf’s Nicknames: Snubbul-Granbull Male: Frank Female: Big Patty''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''It’s definitely better than Snubbull. At least this one is clear on the fact that it’s supposed to be tough, despite being pink, and it ditched the dress. Becoming a fairy still hurts it though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Fairy and Play Rough helped it a lot. Can't fault them for how it looks mean and unappealing since that was their goal, but, well…''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: I must give it props for TRYING to redeem it's abysmal first form, but it's far too little and way too late.

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Less terrible Snubbull. At least its ugliness now serves a purpose (making it look strong) and it dumped the dress. I can also get behind the collar it apparently evolved to have.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Getting fairy type was good for him but it doesn’t fix that he’s a pink bulldog

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Kind of a weird looking thing. Loses a bit of charm from Snubbull.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: Forgettable, but at least it's a good bit better than Snubbull.

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: Ugly angry dog.

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ugly pink bulldogs are definitely a thing that is not the best thing

<p class="MsoNormal">Ecks: ''It was originally higher because I thought it wasn't quite as ugly as Snubbull. I was very wrong.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: I rather have a Pokémon that looks like a pair of burglar bars than this ugly mutt.

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''A candy with anger problems. It becoming a Fairy type achieved the apparently impossible feat of making it even more creepy.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Fun fact, I didn't know Snubbull could evolve for, like, 3 gens? And I was fully happy and content. I mean, just look at this thing…ugly coloration, ugly proportions, ugly lower fangs…''

<p class="MsoNormal">Sanity: Almost as terrible as Snubbull. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''89. Ledyba''' 

SCORE: 4214

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 70.23 (St. Dev: 16.15) NFE Rank: 36/46 Bug Rank: 10/10 Flying Rank: 18/19 Ledyba Line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">20 - Poke 32 - Tennis 32 - profDEADPOOL 46 - xx521xx 47 - flubbin 47 - lefty 49 - Bane 53 - Drak 54 - Scepter 55 - Sanity 59 - Wickle 60 - Mana 60 - Ermine 60 - OrangeCrush 60 - Gen 61 - andy 62 - FFD 62 - TUM 63 - FrostHarpy 63 - MI 64 - scarlet 65 - Sorozone 66 - Preston 66 - Wizards 67 - MSG 68 - Eddv 68 - MC_XD 72 - Anagram 72 - Kate 72 - mnk 73 - starfox 73 - TexWolf 73 - Inviso 76 - Brayze_II 76 - red 76 - Magmortar 77 - KBM 78 - Xuxon 79 - Raka 79 - Karo 80 - Nick 80 - ArkOfTurus 82 - Snake5s 82 - Cybat 83 - ecksgem 84 - BetrayedTangy 84 - Paratroopa 84 - Suor 85 - darkx 85 - Dragon66116 86 - Natwaf 87 - Logicblade 87 - Cody 88 - GoaFan77 88 - Paul 90 - Stifled 91 - Comm 92 - JONA 94 - Arti 97 - CasanovaZelos

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Poke:  Hello Mr. happy ladybug.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Flubbin:  I wish Ledyba and Ledian were more useful because I actually like them quite a bit.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''Yeah I know it sucks. But I like ladybug beetles and I will not apologize for it!''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''I really don't get the Amanda Kimmel hate. I really don't. She was the first Survivor contestant to be on the show for 100+ days before that record was broken by Shallow and Mariano. You have to be doing something right.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  I feel like it should be the comedy relief sidekick to the main character on a Saturday morning cartoon where everyone is a talking animal of some kind.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  Oh hey who even cares about you ledyba

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It’s pretty damn adorable, but it is otherwise next to useless. That’s actually better than a lot of Pokemon. Ledian could’ve taken advantage of at least that first part, so it’d be mildly forgettable instead of completely fucking forgettable.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''Cute for a bug. But I don't really like bugs.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  Somehow they could make a worse and boring bug Pokemon than Yanma in the same generation, that takes talent

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Aw, look at him. He just wants to be at all interesting or useful. Keep hoping, buddy.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  I'm afraid of bugs in real life but if they were like this I'd just feel sorry for them

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''A lady bug called Ledyba. Genius.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''NFE Trash. How unfortunate that I associate this with Fist of the North Star. Looks better than it's FE though, at least Ledyba is cute.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Goa:  Well, at least they didn't give this generation any cocoons.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''It’s a ladybug. Nothing to see here.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Arti:  I can never wake up in the morning anymore unless I'm going to work

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  The most forgettable first route Pokemon.

88. Hoppip


SCORE: 4202

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 70.07 (St. Dev: 19.25) NFE Rank: 35/46 Grass Rank: 8/10 Flying Rank: 17/19 Hoppip Line: 2/3

<p class="MsoNormal">12 - Xuxon 33 - Karo 34 - MI 38 - andy 40 - xx521xx 41 - Poke 47 - Preston 48 - Sanity 49 - Tennis 49 - GoaFan77 49 - TexWolf 52 - Drak 55 - Brayze_II 55 - lefty 55 - Bane 57 - TUM 59 - OrangeCrush 59 - BetrayedTangy 61 - Scepter 61 - Kate 62 - Anagram 63 - darkx 64 - Ermine 65 - Inviso 67 - Mana 67 - Cybat 71 - ArkOfTurus 72 - Paratroopa 73 - Eddv 74 - FFD 74 - Wizards 75 - MC_XD 76 - Wickle 76 - ecksgem 76 - Paul 78 - Cody 79 - Logicblade 80 - Suor 81 - JONA 81 - MSG 81 - mnk 83 - red 85 - Comm 86 - Stifled 87 - KBM 87 - flubbin 88 - Natwaf 88 - FrostHarpy 88 - Sorozone 88 - Gen 89 - Nick 89 - Raka 89 - profDEADPOOL 92 - starfox 93 - Magmortar 94 - CasanovaZelos 96 - scarlet 96 - Arti 97 - Snake5s 100 - Dragon66116

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''Oddish was still the ruler of all Grass types in G/S/C anyway. ''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Goa:  ''The rest of its line sucks, but I admit if these existed in real life seeing them float by my window would make me smile. Alternatively, decorate one with glow in the dark accessories and substitute it for passing a beach ball around at a rave!''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  He got a bit cooler when it turned out he’s a helicopter

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''A flying radish? Okay. I can definitely work with that. There’s nothing spectacular about Hoppip, but it has no real bad points, either. We’ve more-or-less entered the realm of pokemon about which I don’t really feel anything.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Very simple but effective design, and I love how he starts with Splash for no real reason. (That's because I never tried to use one in game, of course)''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''hi hoppip. just passing through? all right then, seeya''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''I like how happy it looks compared to Skiploom. Not being colored like green vomit and having cool elicopter leaves instead of the dumbest flower ever might be the reason.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  That face…*shudders*

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  Because we needed a Grass equivalent to Magikarp.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''Honest to god I don't know what to say here. This entire line is my very definition of MEH. Well, I guess that's not true. It's weak as hell, and for my 100% Super Chatelaine Nita counter, I needed a high leveled one to pass Worry Seed to a Cottonee. Hoppip looks the best <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  It doesn't start out great to begin with.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''Ugly leaf and color. What is it, a beet?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Starfox:  ''I just hate this entire line. They all look stupid and are pretty useless.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It doesn’t look quite as stupid as other Pokemon, but still looks pretty stupid. Probably because of that grin. I guess it being pink is cool.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  Utterly forgettable.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Arti:  ''HOPPIP used Splash! But nothing happened.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''87. Unown''' 

SCORE: 4193

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 69.88 (St. Dev: 23.11) Fully Evolved Rank: 53/54 Psychic Rank: 9/10

<p class="MsoNormal">13 - lefty 21 - Snake5s 28 - Inviso 29 - Natwaf 37 - scarlet 38 - TexWolf 39 - FFD 40 - Sanity 41 - Wickle 44 - Bane 47 - darkx 47 - Brayze_II 49 - Preston 51 - starfox 51 - Paul 53 - OrangeCrush 54 - BetrayedTangy 54 - Wizards 57 - Mana 60 - Suor 66 - Drak 66 - andy 66 - xx521xx 68 - JONA 68 - Magmortar 69 - GoaFan77 69 - mnk 69 - Dragon66116 70 - Stifled 73 - Scepter 73 - Arti 74 - Anagram 74 - KBM 74 - TUM 75 - Poke 76 - Ermine 76 - Cody 76 - Gen 78 - profDEADPOOL 78 - MI 80 - ecksgem 85 - Xuxon 86 - Nick 90 - Cybat 92 - MSG 93 - Paratroopa 94 - FrostHarpy 96 - flubbin 97 - Logicblade 97 - Comm 97 - ArkOfTurus 98 - Sorozone 99 - Raka 99 - Kate 99 - red 100 - CasanovaZelos 100 - Karo 100 - Eddv 100 - Tennis 100 - MC_XD

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''Without fail, in every game it appears in, I will capture each kind. Despite the fact I have 3 sets (LG, Platinum, and HG). No, wait, make that 2 sets, considering the one in LG is incomplete without ! And ?. Weak as ****, but ooh, so mysterious~.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  ''I just want everyone to know that the S is my favorite Unown. I've never caught them all.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  they are like larval sigilyph

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''I guess Unown is alright. I remember it was...surprisingly useful in Super Smash Bros. Melee. It was also in the third Pokemon movie. Spell of The Unown it was called right? That was the last good Pokemon movie in my opinion. How many non-Legendaries out there do you know are the feature star in a Pokemon movie? Even if Hidden Power is the only move Unown knows.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Starfox:  ''I’ve always had a small soft spot for the gimmicky Pokemon. I thought Unown was cool when I first played the game (I was like 8). I even caught all 26 of them… lamest reward ever, but I did!''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''I've always liked Unown. The ruins with Unown hieroglyphics were creepy and unsettling in the good way, they always kept me wondering if there was more to them. Besides, it's so cool that the pokémon world has an actual living alphabet.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It’s clearly the most unpredictable Pokemon ever. It could know a move of any type. One move. And it only has that one move. SCARY.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Goa:  Props for a unique idea ultimately gets balanced out by how annoying it is to find all of these things.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''A, B, C, D, E, F*** it. ''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Arti:  abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  For well over a decade, I called it “Oo-known.” Then I watched the anime for that topic and learned it was “Unknown.” So dumb.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''Such a weird gimmick. I don't necessarily DISLIKE it, but I can't say I'm a fan.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''While this might seem a high placement for a gimmick pokémon that is literally more useless than Magikarp, I can forgive it for being the original gimmick. Yeah its sole reasons for existing include marketing a movie, being puzzle pieces, and spelling out rude messages to your friends but uh... Yeah I got nothing. I think they're neat is all.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''It's a fantastic concept. But it ultimately doesn’t amount to anything other than novelty and an extra tedium for completionists. (And a delightfully annoying font.)''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  many things are known about it: it's a useless gimmick, it has an empty design, it's a complete waste of space

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Logicblade:  ''Dumb gimmick. Would be fine at 100.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Comm:  ''I hated all the different forms. I felt compelled to catch them all and at the same time knew it was an exercise in futility. I ultimately decided not to even try, but it left me feeling like I left something incomplete.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  Much worse than Una Nancy Owen.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  ''Why does this exist? Stupid design matched with a single move. It's not even the funny kind of useless, as they seemed to be going for something with it.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Karo:  ''What could be worse than an awful looking, gimmicky waste of space that is unusable in any context? How about 28 of them! A microcosm of everything wrong with the gen 2 development team's priorities.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Eddv:  Dumb Gimmick.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf’s Nicknames (for formatting I kinda had to put this last >_>):  <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Unown

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">A: A <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">B: B <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">C: C <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">D: D <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">E: E <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">F: F <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">G: G <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">H: H <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">I: I <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">J: J <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">K: K <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">L: L <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">M: M <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">N: N <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">O: O <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">P: P <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Q: Q <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">R: R <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">S: S <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">T: T <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">U: U <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">V: V <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">W: W <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">X: X <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Y: Y <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Z: Z <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">!: ! <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">?: ?

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">86. Sunflora
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<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">SCORE: 4142

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 69.03 (St. Dev: 22.31) Fully Evolved Rank: 52/54 Grass Rank: 7/10 Sunkern Line: 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">16 - mnk 21 - FFD 23 - Tennis 31 - OrangeCrush 31 - Suor 33 - Wickle 34 - Eddv 36 - Cybat 37 - xx521xx 39 - Xuxon 44 - Gen 50 - Natwaf 51 - MI 52 - lefty 53 - Poke 55 - Karo 58 - Sanity 62 - Magmortar 63 - Raka 64 - Stifled 64 - Arti 65 - Scepter 66 - scarlet 66 - Comm 67 - red 69 - darkx 70 - Preston 70 - TUM 71 - Snake5s 72 - Drak 73 - Logicblade 75 - Nick 75 - ArkOfTurus 78 - ecksgem 78 - Inviso 79 - BetrayedTangy 79 - MSG 81 - Cody 82 - Sorozone 84 - KBM 84 - flubbin 84 - andy 86 - GoaFan77 86 - Paul 86 - profDEADPOOL 87 - MC_XD 90 - Anagram 90 - TexWolf 90 - Wizards 91 - starfox 91 - FrostHarpy 91 - Kate 91 - Dragon66116 92 - CasanovaZelos 96 - JONA 97 - Brayze_II 97 - Paratroopa 98 - Bane 99 - Mana 99 - Ermine

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''I once had a 70 BP Hidden Power Fire on one of these things randomly. I don't know how to express how much I love its happy face. <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  What? I like mah little sunflower''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Eddv:  ''A happy dancy sunflower is a nice concept. Pity its terrible in battle.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''I decided I wanted a Grass type on my team in Gold because I started with Cyndaquil, and, yeah, I got this. Welp. I will say that the design is pretty apt, and hey, Petal Dance is cool.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''You know if not for the fact that this pokémon made for Meowth's most convincing disguise to date this thing would be completely unremarkable. Hell I can't unsee them as Meowths in disguise now.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''Why the hell is this thing so happy, it's godawful. Aww hell, I can't stay mad at it's happy face.'' Natwaf’s Nicknames: Sunkern-Sunflora Both Genders: Matahari

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It sucks really, really bad but oh come on. Look at that face. It’s a jolly dumb sunflower that needs sunlight to outrun a fucking snail. Sunflora is stupid but I don’t see how one can actually hate it. Stupid sunflower is fun.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''There's a zombie on your lawn~ Also, weakest FE Pokemon ever, I think (IMO)? That's notable, so it gets a boost.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  Being happy is good.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''The only notable thing about Sunflora was that it was the first Pokémon in the Gold/Silver/Crystal Poke'Rap. Yeah I know that's not very noteworthy.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''It's literally just a sunflower. What do you want me to say? Gen 2 Grass Pokémon are not good.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Goa:  Derpy and generic.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''Does anyone like this thing? Not only is it literally just a sunflower with a face, those weird black lines flanking the face just make it look off, somehow.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Starfox:  I hate its face so much

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  ''Evolves from a terrible Pokemon and is horribly useless. Waste of a sun stone.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  I’ll be frank in saying there aren’t a lot of good places to go with a sunflower pokemon but sunflora is also a pedophile

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  NO

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''One of the most disappointing evolutions ever. The Bug Catching Contest was fun, but first prize was so disappointing. Yay, a Sun Stone! So I can turn Sunkern into slightly less worthless Sunflora! ''

85. Dunsparce


SCORE: 4065

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 67.75 (St. Dev: 29.84) Fully Evolved Rank: 51/54 Normal Rank: 14/15

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<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Paratroopa 4 - BetrayedTangy 4 - Brayze_II 10 - Sanity 12 - Bane 20 - Arti 25 - profDEADPOOL 27 - TexWolf 29 - Magmortar 33 - Eddv 36 - Natwaf 38 - OrangeCrush 39 - lefty 43 - Suor 44 - Ermine 45 - Sorozone 45 - andy 47 - ArkOfTurus 48 - Anagram 55 - Cybat 58 - scarlet 59 - Mana 64 - Inviso 69 - starfox 70 - Tennis 74 - FrostHarpy 77 - Scepter 78 - mnk 80 - FFD 80 - TUM 82 - darkx 82 - red 83 - Snake5s 83 - KBM 83 - MSG 84 - Raka 84 - Xuxon 85 - Drak 86 - CasanovaZelos 88 - Stifled 88 - ecksgem 89 - Paul 90 - flubbin 92 - Poke 93 - Dragon66116 94 - Preston 94 - Cody 94 - MC_XD 95 - Wickle 97 - JONA 97 - GoaFan77 97 - Wizards 98 - Nick 98 - Kate 98 - Gen 99 - Karo 99 - MI 99 - xx521xx 100 - Logicblade 100 - Comm

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''an absolute triumph of design based on ridiculous japanese mythology, just like farfetch'd. look at his little wings! you can't not like this thing.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  Based on an old and sacred Japanese legend, about a snake that is fat

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Sanity:  ''This has one of the dumbest looking designs. It looks dead. It has a stupid name. What more do you want?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Arti:  ''One of my friends found a Dunsparce purely by luck in the Dark Cave, no swarm. We battled quite a bit and I ended up liking it''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''One of the dumbest looking Pokemon ever (which is a real achievement) and makes annoyance out of things with good ol’ paraflinching. I like it.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''BODY SLAM! Watch out for dat Serene Grace Also, bigger than you'd think. It also has an oddly irresistible face.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames: Both Genders: Tsuchinoko

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''This thing has a huge cult following, and I just do not understand why. It’s not bad or anything, it’s just—why? It’s just Gen 2 Farfetch’d.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">OrangeCrush:  Dunsparce is the fodder line for me <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''I can't put my finger on why I like Dunsparce this much, it's just... different than any other pokémon and seems so out of place in anything, I love it.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Serene Grace is such a great ability. Granted, I don't really get a serene or graceful sense from this weird snake thing but whatever.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  I literally don't care.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  I just REALLY like the name 'Serene Grace' guys

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  I'm still not sure what this is. <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  The colors and the derping…this thing is so weird.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''Who cares about Dunsparce? I like Torrie Wilson.''

<p class="MsoNormal">http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2pq3o_torrie-wilson-before-they-were_news

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  ''Nearly as pathetic as Magicarp without any of the charm. Only good thing is his name. It's a perfect in universe insult. Quit being a Dunsparce Brock!''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''All my hate. Why is this a rare pokémon? Just because of the mythical creature it's based off of? Couldn't they at least have made him less pathetic? Both on and off the field it just fails at everything. The only reason it escaped my bottom spot is because I actually felt sorry for it.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Karo:  The stupidest looking f***er that the world of pokemon has ever created.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Logicblade:  ''Derp taken too far. This BS better be dead last or I'm eating you ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Starfox. Well... ok there are a few terrible pokes in Gen 2 that I could tolerate being lower than Dumbsparce.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Comm:  ''Oh I hate this thing so bad. I don't even know why. It's just utterly useless and completely boring. Ugly as sin and by far the worst Pokemon in Gen 2 (which is saying quite a bit).'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''84. Aipom''' 

SCORE: 4005

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 66.75 (St. Dev: 26.02) NFE Rank: 34/46 Normal Rank: 13/15

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<p class="MsoNormal">5 - Eddv 5 - xx521xx 11 - Karo 20 - Nick 22 - red 23 - Xuxon 27 - Stifled 28 - lefty 30 - profDEADPOOL 37 - JONA 42 - BetrayedTangy 42 - MI 46 - ArkOfTurus 47 - Dragon66116 50 - starfox 52 - Sorozone 52 - mnk 54 - Wickle 57 - Gen 59 - darkx 60 - Drak 64 - Scepter 66 - Kate 66 - MC_XD 66 - Inviso 69 - Preston 69 - Natwaf 69 - Sanity 70 - Paul 71 - Arti 71 - Wizards 74 - Comm 75 - Anagram 77 - Raka 77 - Cybat 81 - Suor 82 - Logicblade 83 - Ermine 83 - Cody 85 - KBM 85 - flubbin 86 - Snake5s 86 - TUM 87 - ecksgem 88 - scarlet 89 - GoaFan77 90 - Brayze_II 91 - CasanovaZelos 92 - Mana 92 - Magmortar 92 - Paratroopa 93 - FrostHarpy 93 - FFD 93 - Bane 95 - Poke 96 - OrangeCrush 97 - MSG 97 - TexWolf 98 - Tennis 98 - andy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Eddv:  ''Aipom is really cool. I like the pun to the name and I really like the line because of how ridiculousi found it as a kid.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''A monkey with a glove tail? I didn’t know I wanted that until you gave it to me!''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''Back before monkeys became way overused in this series Aipom was super cute. I liked its wearing Ash's hat gimmick that was totally original and not used by some other pocket monster that came before it yup.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  'RAINBOW MONKEYS. RAINBOW MONKEYS. OH SO VERY ROUND AND SUPER CHUNKY. BRINGING LOVE WHEREVER THEY GO. EVERYONE IS MADE OF A BIG RAINBOW. OH RED AND ORANGE. AND PINK AND BLUE. RAINBOW MONKEYS. RAINBOW MONKEYS. WE LOVE YOU.'

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  NFE Trash with a crazy, crazy smile.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Sanity:  ''Monkeys suck. There is something about his face I kind of like though.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''Ash had one and traded it to May. Or Dawn. I don’t even remember. That’s how little I care about this thing. It’s one of a billion monkey pokemon, and all that stands out about it is that it has a gimmicky tail.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''Natwaf's name: Luffy (I guess). Anyway, weird design, but it kinda worked.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''His face is kind of unsettling, not to mention his tail. But Skill Link is a fun ability. <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Suor:  I like how it stands on its tail that is also a hand. Sneaky.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''Aipom is as fodder-y and unmemorable as Pokémon come. Also for some reason its hand tail REALLY bothers me. It's off-putting to look at (although not as terrifying as what it evolves into).''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  ''I forgot this guy didn't get his evolution right away. No wonder no one payed any attention to him until Gen IV, and even then this line is usually ignored.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  Monkey pokemon don’t usually go well and aipom is a good representative of his sickly kind

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  Pokemon has really ugly monkeys.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''My first shiny. Woo. How wonderful to have this creepy thing as a Shiny, right? Aipom is just disturbing.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''Aipom has a creepy grin. It’s nothing compared to Ambipom but it is pretty fucking freaky. I’ve never really liked monkeys either.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  at least 5 of these comments will be about drugs, specifically crack, that is assuming 5 people bothered to comment

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">MSG:  ''A monkey with a hand on the end of its tail is a neat concept, but so many aspects of it irk me. The hand is more of a ball, with itty bitty stub fingers. Its face is a constant troll face. And it's a huge a**hole in Eager Eevee. F*** him, what a douche.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''83. Chinchou''' 

SCORE: 3990

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 66.50 (St. Dev: 20.22) NFE Rank: 33/46 Water Rank: 17/18 Electric Rank: 8/8 Chinchou Line Rank: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">10 - KBM 12 - Preston 19 - Paratroopa 24 - TexWolf 36 - Arti 38 - Scepter 40 - Inviso 41 - Paul 41 - Wizards 48 - MSG 51 - Eddv 51 - lefty 53 - red 53 - TUM 53 - andy 57 - mnk 59 - Sanity 59 - ArkOfTurus 61 - starfox 61 - FFD 62 - OrangeCrush 64 - GoaFan77 64 - Comm 66 - ecksgem 66 - Xuxon 67 - Anagram 71 - Raka 71 - Bane 72 - JONA 72 - flubbin 72 - profDEADPOOL 73 - Ermine 73 - Cybat 73 - Brayze_II 73 - Drak 73 - Magmortar 74 - darkx 77 - Natwaf 77 - Wickle 78 - Mana 78 - FrostHarpy 78 - Suor 79 - Snake5s 79 - Kate 79 - Gen 80 - Karo 80 - xx521xx 81 - Sorozone 83 - MI 85 - CasanovaZelos 85 - BetrayedTangy 85 - Poke 87 - Dragon66116 89 - Cody 90 - Tennis 90 - MC_XD 92 - Nick 93 - Logicblade 94 - Stifled 98 - scarlet

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''It's so cute! I love the little plus-eyes and the tiny little :o mouth... and water/electric is just really cool typing, so bonus points for that. This is one of the few times I think the FE really outshines a cute NFE, though (which I know is a tendency that's going to upset some people).''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''Dude look at this color. I love Chinchou's beady little X's it has for eyes.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''chinchou right now is the last pokemon I have to write something about. I really know how to pick 'em. well, yeah, chinchou. he's cool. he might be dead. dunno what's up with that. might want to getthat checked out''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  An eel would have been a better first electric/water, but this thing isn't terrible.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''I don’t understand the plus signs in its eyes. No other pokemon has that, it makes no sense to me. There’s nothing particular plus-like about it, other than it’s an electric-type and I guess you can argue that plus/minus signs make sense for that, but no other electric-type has anything like that going on.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  WTF is this s***

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  Not much to say about this one; it's a good design.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  They made up for this dumb thing when they invented stunfisk, the finest of flat fish pokemon.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  It looks stupid even by this generation’s standards, but battling-wise it is not bad, and it’s definitely unique.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  While I love Lanturn, it's NFE form is… uhh… kind of what in appearances.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''It's terrible looking and forgettable. Really, that's it.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''I like how its eyes look like screws. That's interesting.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  ''Electric/water is a cool typing, but Chinchou has a horrible design. Those eyes.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  Do those things sprouting from its head pick up XM radio? <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''82. Sentret''' 

SCORE: 3921

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 65.35 (St. Dev: 17.72) NFE Rank: 32/46 Normal Rank: 12/15 Sentret Line Rank: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">16 - Poke 30 - Raka 30 - Drak 32 - Karo 36 - Gen 38 - MC_XD 39 - mnk 41 - Inviso 46 - Nick 46 - Paratroopa 48 - andy 54 - JONA 55 - Preston 55 - MI 56 - KBM 56 - Kate 57 - Ermine 57 - Sanity 58 - Sorozone 59 - Logicblade 59 - Arti 61 - OrangeCrush 62 - Xuxon 63 - Anagram 63 - Wizards 63 - lefty 65 - scarlet 65 - flubbin 65 - Magmortar 65 - xx521xx 68 - CasanovaZelos 68 - FrostHarpy 69 - Wickle 69 - red 70 - MSG 71 - Cody 71 - ecksgem 72 - Eddv 74 - GoaFan77 74 - Brayze_II 76 - starfox 77 - Bane 78 - darkx 78 - Tennis 78 - ArkOfTurus 79 - Mana 80 - TexWolf 81 - Paul 82 - Dragon66116 82 - Suor 83 - Natwaf 84 - Cybat 86 - Scepter 88 - FFD 88 - Comm 88 - TUM 88 - profDEADPOOL 91 - Snake5s 92 - Stifled 96 - BetrayedTangy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''Admiraaaal. Also fluffy.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''It's cuter than Furret and I don't care if I'm the only one in the world who prefers it. Also it has a cute anime call.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''fun fact of the day: sentret has 20 speed, putting him at the same level as things like geodude and slugma, and slower than such known speed luminaries as snorlax and slowbro. sentret is not very fast, though maybe that's because he doesn't really have any limbs''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''Why are sprites named after a soda? Can I have an explanation to this?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''I'm not gonna lie, this little guy is kinda cute. Got pretty sick of seeing him 50 times by the time you even get your first Poké Ball, though.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''I like the target sign on its stomach. Ever wonder how things like this would have evolved in a logical sense? I mean, what use does it serve evolutionarily to have a target on the spot that contains all of your vulnerable, meaty organs?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''Cute! Really that’s it. It’s on like two routes in gen 2 games, WTF.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  ''I prefer most of the first route rodents over Rattata, and Sentret is no exception. Helps that it evolves into something supremely cute.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  The looking around on its tail part is cute enough to make this one of the better useless normal rodent Pokemon.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  Sentret’s body is all out of proportion and it really bothers me

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''Probably the worst Normal beginner. Ermine should be pleased that I have Furret a lot higher, but Sentret's just goofy.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  Still the worst early critter, but it's cuter than the fugly mess that is Furret.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Most of its sprites make it look really chubby even though it's supposed to be 2' tall and only 13 pounds. Also I don't understand how it turns into a ferret.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''You’re not Rattata. Don’t even try.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''81. Qwilfish''' 

SCORE: 3920

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 65.33 (St. Dev: 25.79) Fully Evolved Rank: 50/54 Water Rank: 16/18 Poison Rank: 4/4

<p class="MsoNormal">6 - Brayze_II 8 - flubbin 15 - TexWolf 17 - Paratroopa 19 - ArkOfTurus 22 - FrostHarpy 22 - Magmortar 22 - Suor 27 - BetrayedTangy 27 - profDEADPOOL 32 - darkx 38 - lefty 49 - Cybat 49 - Eddv 53 - Sanity 54 - Logicblade 54 - Kate 55 - Anagram 57 - starfox 61 - Karo 61 - Inviso 63 - Natwaf 63 - FFD 64 - KBM 64 - Dragon66116 66 - red 67 - Nick 69 - Stifled 72 - Snake5s 74 - Raka 76 - Preston 76 - Xuxon 77 - Arti 78 - OrangeCrush 79 - scarlet 80 - MSG 80 - Comm 81 - Ermine 81 - TUM 82 - Gen 82 - ecksgem 82 - andy 83 - Tennis 83 - Paul 84 - Mana 84 - mnk 85 - JONA 86 - Wizards 87 - Drak 88 - CasanovaZelos 90 - Wickle 90 - Bane 91 - Sorozone 91 - Cody 93 - GoaFan77 93 - MI 94 - Poke 97 - Scepter 98 - xx521xx 99 - MC_XD

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  “Want a bad night, try sleeping on one of these”

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Flubbin:  ''I really really like Qwilfish, and I’m not quite sure why. He doesn’t get the recognition he deserves.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''useless, forgettable, and ugly in a hilarious way? right up my alley''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''Everyone forgets this thing, me included, which is odd because when I do remember it it’s pretty good. That typing is actually really handy. Rainfish is not something you want to deal with.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''Gotta love how versatile it is for a relatively niche pokémon: access to Tentacruel's typing, both spikes and Explosion? Sign me up. It will probably end up underappreciated in this list though.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''There was a "most forgettable Pokemon" topic a long time ago and I looked through the lists and posted Qwilfish. And since then I have always remembered this little guy because of his forgettableness.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  I’d rank it higher but for the terrible mouth.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''The inferior Water/Poison of early pokemon. That said, it has different roles, so it's not too bad. I can't stand it's looks though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames: Both Genders: Fugu

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM  ''Completely middle-ground, and pretty good for a one-off Pokémon... but when you consider how many Water Pokémon are in this gen, and how generally good they are, I kind of have to consider it a disappointment.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  Kinda reminds me of the blowfish enemies in Super Mario World.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''It's pretty cool because of its unique typing (not counting Tentas). Why are Gen 2 Pokes so weak?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''Board 8 has very weird taste in Pokémon. I mean if you are going to rank Swinub you might as well get rid of Piloswine right after no? Anyways Qwilfish just screams windbag to me with it's poisonous spikes. Screw you Qwilfish.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''I guess we really needed a pufferfish so now we have one no one cares about. Yay?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''I feel like I've always wanted to like Qwilfish more than I do, but it's hard to justify. Swarm Pokemon, worse than Tentacruel, I've never seen it in battle before. I do like its design and it has Spikes. ''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  There are just so many water Pokemon, and it doesn't do anything to stand out.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  ''Much better things could have been done with a pufferfish. Instead I usually forget it exists.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''80. Pineco'''

SCORE: 3903

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 65.05 (St. Dev: 24.89) NFE Rank: 31/46 Bug Rank: 9/10 Pineco Line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">5 - Xuxon 8 - profDEADPOOL 19 - darkx 20 - Brayze_II 23 - lefty 25 - TUM 26 - FrostHarpy 26 - Paratroopa 31 - MSG 31 - TexWolf 36 - Eddv 39 - BetrayedTangy 40 - Anagram 43 - mnk 44 - KBM 45 - Stifled 47 - andy 58 - Preston 60 - GoaFan77 63 - starfox 66 - Logicblade 66 - Magmortar 66 - Suor 67 - Kate 68 - Mana 68 - Natwaf 68 - FFD 70 - Nick 70 - Cybat 71 - Sanity 71 - MI 72 - OrangeCrush 72 - Inviso 77 - Snake5s 78 - xx521xx 79 - Cody 79 - ArkOfTurus 80 - CasanovaZelos 80 - flubbin 81 - scarlet 81 - Gen 81 - Arti 82 - Wickle 82 - Poke 83 - Wizards 84 - JONA 84 - Dragon66116 86 - Ermine 86 - Drak 87 - Tennis 90 - ecksgem 92 - Karo 92 - Comm 92 - Paul 93 - Sorozone 93 - MC_XD 93 - red 94 - Raka 94 - Bane 96 - Scepter

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ''angry pinecone with an imposing sprite what has made you angry pineco is it that I knocked you out of a tree I just wanted delicious honey oh well go in this ball and stay in the computer forever. Also this is the first bagworm pokemon, because an animal that is interesting to emulate in videogames is the bagworm''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: http://img.pokemondb.net/sprites/gold/normal/pineco.png OH HOLY F*** DON'T KILL ME OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

<p class="MsoNormal">MSG: '' It's a pine cone Pokemon. Named Pineco. I find that absolutely hilarious.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: It’s like someone said “Make me a pinecone pokemon,” and the concept artist literally just drew a pinecone and added angry eyes to it.

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: '' It's a bug that doesn't look like a bug, so I can deal with it. And it evolves into something kickass. And there's something really really funny about the fact that they literally rendered a PINE CONE, put eyes on it, and said “Hey, guys, look, here's our new Pokémon!”''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled:  I kinda like this line because of Pokemon Conquest.

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: <3 Censorship <3

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: '' This is about as high as I can put a Pinecone Pokemon. Especially one that like to self destruct when you try and catch it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: Its design might be stupidly simple, but I still think it’s kind of cool looking

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: '' There are a lot of arguments as to why real life Pokemon is an awful idea, but I feel Pineco is one of the strongest ones. Something causes a tree to shake. Pineco falls down. It explodes. You die. Fun.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: '' I remember I was playing Nuzlocke of Bloody Platinum, and I ran into a Pineco while using a Mew… AND THE ****ER EXPLODED IN MY FACE. That was a hilarious way to lose a party member. *shaskes fist*''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''The idea of exploding pine cones is pretty terrifying when you think about it. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''A pinecone. Surprisingly cute. Flubbin:  I kind of like it for some reason even though it’s just a literal pinecone.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: '' Ugh. Just ugh.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wizards:  Literally a pinecone.

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''So meaningless, worthless…pine cone with eyes…man, that's a stroke of genius. Like, a clotted blood vessel of a genius.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''79. Blissey''' 

SCORE: 3898

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">Average Ranking: 64.97 (St. Dev: 27.23) Fully Evolved Rank: 49/54 Normal Rank: 11/15 Part of a preexisting line: 14/19

<p class="MsoNormal">10 - Paul 12 - andy 14 - Cody 17 - Raka 20 - Inviso 22 - Scepter 27 - Tennis 32 - Mana 33 - OrangeCrush 34 - MSG 39 - Preston 39 - Karo 40 - Wizards 42 - darkx 43 - Arti 46 - Kate 47 - Xuxon 48 - Wickle 48 - lefty 49 - Snake5s 49 - JONA 53 - GoaFan77 53 - Suor 55 - Dragon66116 58 - CasanovaZelos 60 - Cybat 61 - MI 63 - mnk 66 - Poke 67 - FrostHarpy 67 - Gen 71 - flubbin 72 - Stifled 73 - profDEADPOOL 76 - xx521xx 77 - MC_XD 77 - ecksgem 78 - Drak 78 - Comm 87 - Bane 89 - Logicblade 89 - BetrayedTangy 89 - TexWolf 91 - KBM 91 - Brayze_II 92 - FFD 93 - scarlet 94 - starfox 95 - Anagram 95 - Sorozone 95 - Eddv 95 - Paratroopa 96 - Nick 96 - Ermine 98 - Sanity 98 - TUM 99 - ArkOfTurus 100 - Natwaf 100 - red 100 - Magmortar

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: '' Mmm I like Pokemon with big…HP. Also, it's ruffly.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: '' Blissey is pretty annoying online. I'm not going to prevaricate here about this. Blissey has the highest HP stat of any Pokémon. But Blissey is cute and I liked Jessie and her little story arc with Blissey and for that? I put it in the Top 40. Not top of the line but not bad either.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor:  “It is a Pokémon that delivers happiness” LMAO

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''I could really have put this near the top or bottom. It all depends on if I'm using Blissey or fighting it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''I can't understand how someone would think it would be a good idea to give any Pokemon base 255 HP, especially when the bars used to count down linearly instead of proportionally. And that's not even getting into its weird, weird design.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: '' I know a lot of people are going to love or hate Blissey, but well... I happen to be in the indifferent minority. Yep it sure was a competitive nightmare in its heyday and tbh she's still got a lot to offer.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled:  Chansey didn’t need an evolution.

<p class="MsoNormal">Ecks: ''Such a pain, and it's so happy looking. It just sits there smiling as I'm pounding away at it, almost as if it likes it…''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: '' This sort of combines the bad design choices of things like Wigglytuff and Clefable with the bad design choices of things like Igglybuff and Cleffa. Notice there are certain lines that I just think try way too hard.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: “let’s make it cold stop special attackers and give it recovery and evasion”

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''Strike one: Overly designed to be cute, which automatically makes it the opposite. Strike two: Its purpose in battle is quite literally the worst. Strike three: By merely existing it made Chansey even stronger because of eviolite. Just… why? ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''It’s honestly not SO terrible, but my experiences playing Pokemon singles forever ruins certain pokemon. Blissey is not quite at the top of the list, but it’s still ruined for me. Why does Chansey even need an evolution? It’s already very good on its own.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: Die.

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa:  sometimes I still see blissey's face in all of my worst nightmares

<p class="MsoNormal">Sanity:  Chansey is terrible looking, and this is even worse.

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: '' WHY DOES THIS PINK ABOMINATION EXIST? WHY GOD WHY? One half of the dreaded Skarmbliss combo, and a gigantic pain in the ass when you fight one. See: Most of what I ssaid in the Chansey Writeup. DIE PINK BLOB LINE, DIE!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: '' Blissey is a pink fat fuck who put Regice out of a job and has served no purpose other than to torment me by existing. It is a fucking abomination. It makes Lulu look like Ride the Lightning. Blissey also retroactively made Chansey a more annoying Pokemon because it let Chansey hold the Eviolite. Why does it exist. I want to kill it. Repeatedly. How can anyone unironically (or even ironically) like this thing. Look at that dumb face. And all that HP. It won’t die. It’s just a stupid bitch. Why.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''78. Swinub''' 

SCORE: 3890

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 64.83 (St. Dev: 20.61) NFE Rank: 30/46 Ground Rank: 9/10 Ice Rank: 4/5 Swinub Line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">7 - Brayze_II 17 - Xuxon 25 - MI 26 - KBM 27 - lefty 32 - Gen 39 - Scepter 44 - Anagram 44 - andy 45 - Drak 45 - Paratroopa 46 - JONA 49 - BetrayedTangy 49 - Kate 50 - Mana 51 - Dragon66116 52 - ArkOfTurus 53 - Magmortar 56 - xx521xx 58 - darkx 58 - profDEADPOOL 59 - scarlet 61 - CasanovaZelos 61 - Eddv 64 - flubbin 66 - mnk 68 - Ermine 69 - MSG 69 - Wizards 70 - Wickle 70 - Inviso 71 - TUM 72 - starfox 72 - Arti 72 - Bane 73 - FrostHarpy 73 - MC_XD 74 - ecksgem 74 - TexWolf 75 - Natwaf 76 - FFD 77 - OrangeCrush 77 - Paul 78 - Raka 80 - Preston 80 - Logicblade 81 - Stifled 83 - Cybat 84 - Comm 85 - Tennis 86 - Sanity 87 - GoaFan77 88 - Nick 89 - Snake5s 89 - Karo 90 - Cody 92 - red 93 - Suor 93 - Poke 96 - Sorozone

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: He has four tiny tufts on his underside that I guess are feet, but that I KNOW are adorable

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: '' If you disregard the out-of-place pig nose (I try to), he's actually really cute. It helps that I've actually used him so I got used to his sprite from behind.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen:  Cute sleepy piglet...

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: It’s better than Piloswine purely because it’s at least cute.

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: '' go swinub. find all the poketruffles. you can do it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: '' It’s adorable, especially with those eyes shut all the time, but otherwise is just okay. Hard to believe what it evolves into now, though. Seriously. And that typing is always going to be really cool.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: The design is kind of basic, but I've always had a soft spot for the Swinub line.

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: '' NFE Trash. I like its eyes though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka:  It's a hairy pig…well, it's cute.

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston:  IDGAF about Swinub

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled:  So it’s walking foot fungus?

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Well it has a cool type combination. But just not an appealing design at all.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: '' One of the few Pokemon besides Paras I actually feel sorry for. A little cute, very helpless. I doubt anyone at the time thought that one day a very special Swinub would grow up to shake up the Pokemon World Championships over a decade later.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: '' The only remarkable thing about this loser is that its Powder Snow in the TCG made the opponent fall asleep. That's how boring it is.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''77. Stantler''' 

SCORE: 3802

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 63.37 (St. Dev: 21.07) Fully Evolved Rank: 48/54 Normal Rank: 10/15

<p class="MsoNormal">7 - mnk 22 - Dragon66116 29 - Wickle 29 - TUM 31 - Snake5s 32 - GoaFan77 33 - starfox 33 - Magmortar 35 - Karo 40 - Tennis 46 - FFD 46 - profDEADPOOL 47 - OrangeCrush 47 - FrostHarpy 49 - Ermine 51 - Poke 52 - Stifled 54 - Comm 55 - Suor 56 - MC_XD 56 - Arti 57 - ArkOfTurus 58 - Nick 60 - Logicblade 60 - scarlet 61 - Paratroopa 62 - Scepter 63 - Mana 63 - Cody 63 - MSG 63 - red 64 - ecksgem 65 - KBM 67 - Drak 69 - Sorozone 70 - TexWolf 70 - andy 71 - Cybat 72 - MI 73 - darkx 73 - flubbin 73 - Bane 79 - Natwaf 80 - Brayze_II 80 - Sanity 82 - Anagram 82 - xx521xx 83 - lefty 84 - CasanovaZelos 84 - Kate 86 - JONA 87 - Preston 87 - Raka 89 - Eddv 92 - Inviso 92 - Xuxon 96 - Gen 97 - BetrayedTangy 97 - Paul 98 - Wizards

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: '' I don't even know. I like some Gen 2 weirdness.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: '' Seems unremarkable, until you realize he's a deer that can use hypnosis on you. I really don't want one of these things in my headlights.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: '' Deer god, it’s pretty nice. Could be better. A lot better. Still kind of cool all around, gets some good moves. Yeah that’s it for Stantler.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Poke:  Stantler the Mantler

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled:  It’s like Sawsbuck only not.

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: '' was the most forgettable pokemon until I found out that it's danny sexbang's favorite pokemon. now I have a reason to always remember stantler and his dumb face''

<p class="MsoNormal">MSG:  Stantler, aka not-Tauros.

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: '' It would be quite majestic if it weren't so weirdly round in random places. If this was trying to be this generation's Tauros, I don't get the feeling it's working out so well for it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''I had never noticed this but it has a really ugly large ball for a tail. Very weird. Cool concept though, with the antlers giving it abilities. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: '' Probably my #1 most forgotten pokemon. Like, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with this thing. Does this thing stand out in anyway?''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Natwaf’s Nicknames: Male: Bambi Female: Faline''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: I invite you all to regard stantler’s tail.

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''The absolute definition of forgettable. People always point to Masquerain or Lumineon, but it’s Stantler. At least Lumineon is so unnecessary as to be memorable, and Masquerain evolves from something with a unique typing. Tell me anything about ****ing Stantler, why don’t you.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: Just a deer.

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: '' Gametrailers.com did a countdown one time of the Top 10 Most Pointless Pokémon and Stantler was #1 if I remember correctly. And I can intend to agree with them about that. Here's the link for those of you that haven't seen it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvI5xcny9mQ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: '' lol what. At least that episode about them is pretty good, if only they could learn an unique hypnotism move''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: '' My reasons for hating this pokémon are unfathomable even to myself. I think the closest approximation to an explanation I can make is that it is literally too boring to exist.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''76. Croconaw''' 

SCORE: 3780

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 63.00 (St. Dev: 25.05) NFE Rank: 29/46 Water Rank: 15/18 Totodile Line: 3/3 Starters: 9/9

<p class="MsoNormal">7 - Sorozone 18 - Paul 20 - MC_XD 21 - Logicblade 24 - FrostHarpy 24 - profDEADPOOL 24 - Wizards 29 - Preston 29 - scarlet 34 - Dragon66116 35 - Nick 37 - MSG 40 - Ermine 42 - Snake5s 42 - CasanovaZelos 45 - Cody 47 - Stifled 48 - Tennis 52 - KBM 52 - Kate 52 - Bane 54 - starfox 54 - Arti 55 - Mana 57 - Magmortar 57 - MI 59 - Natwaf 60 - FFD 63 - ArkOfTurus 67 - Scepter 68 - Paratroopa 70 - Comm 71 - BetrayedTangy 72 - Poke 73 - Karo 73 - Wickle 76 - andy 77 - JONA 77 - red 78 - Anagram 79 - Drak 80 - GoaFan77 84 - OrangeCrush 84 - Sanity 86 - mnk 86 - Gen 88 - Eddv 90 - Suor 91 - darkx 91 - Cybat 91 - TUM 92 - Raka 92 - flubbin 93 - Brayze_II 93 - Inviso 93 - xx521xx 93 - Xuxon 96 - ecksgem 97 - lefty 98 - TexWolf

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston:  I can make a rainbow in the toilet. ''What's with all of the Flinstones references? The Flintstones is a terrible cartoon. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''The best of the mid-stage starters. Looks like it should be dark type.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: '' So hideous. That said it still makes the top half of the list with little resistance.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: The weird mohawk thing throws me a little.

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: '' Cavegator? Oooooh yes. Has always had this strange, unexplainable appeal to me.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: '' Cave man look just doesn't work on this NFE Trash. That said, I still like it getting Ice Fang early.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa:  yeah maybe the caveman unitard/half eggshell diaper/whatever look wasn't the best idea here croconaw just put some pants on

<p class="MsoNormal">Comm: '' Worst starter by far. Look at that stupid ass jaw.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: '' My little buddy, why'd you grow to be ugly? Wrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: This thing looks like it ought to be the dishwasher in the Flintstones.

<p class="MsoNormal">OrangeCrush:  A classic case of "amazing first form, awful middle form, amazing last form"

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''... What's with the Fred Flinstone print hide? I love the alpha and omega but this beta loser is a middie even I can't love.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: '' I bet they thought putting a “caveman cloth-like” pattern on it was a good idea. It was not.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: '' This gen has easily the worst set of starters. And being the middle child in the worst of the three lines is not going to work out well for you.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: '' I think this is the lowest I will ever put a starter on its gen's list. I just don't like caveman couture and it looks like a fat and annoying bully''

<p class="MsoNormal">Flubbin: '' Croconaw is just…not good. He looks like such a dweeb. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Another difficult pokemon puberty <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''75. Jumpluff'''

SCORE: 3776

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 62.93 (St. Dev: 24.00) Fully Evolved Rank: 47/54 Grass Rank: 6/10 Flying Rank: 16/19 Hoppip Line: 3/3

<p class="MsoNormal">9 - Xuxon 18 - Paratroopa 19 - Anagram 19 - Karo 19 - Kate 20 - Cybat 25 - Tennis 27 - Wizards 33 - xx521xx 34 - Mana 35 - Brayze_II 35 - ArkOfTurus 42 - Scepter 43 - Poke 45 - Preston 45 - Suor 48 - Cody 49 - Raka 50 - Sanity 53 - TexWolf 55 - mnk 58 - Ermine 60 - andy 62 - Logicblade 63 - GoaFan77 64 - red 65 - Eddv 68 - BetrayedTangy 68 - Wickle 68 - Comm 68 - Dragon66116 69 - lefty 70 - Drak 74 - OrangeCrush 75 - FFD 75 - TUM 76 - Nick 77 - MSG 80 - darkx 80 - Arti 81 - starfox 81 - MI 82 - JONA 83 - Sorozone 83 - Inviso 84 - FrostHarpy 84 - MC_XD 84 - Paul 85 - Stifled 85 - ecksgem 86 - scarlet 87 - Magmortar 88 - flubbin 89 - Natwaf 90 - CasanovaZelos 90 - Gen 92 - profDEADPOOL 92 - Bane 93 - Snake5s 94 - KBM

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: I like happy fluffy things, even when it is literally just fluff

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''I don’t know why, but I have a real soft spot for this stupid thing. It’s not well-designed at all and it’s legitimately stupid in a bad way—but for some unknowable reason, I kind of like it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Fastest non-uber quasi-reliable sleep inducer in the game, I believe. Has to count for something. But yeah, for some reason I just like this guy.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ''Dandelion puff cheerleader wants his teammates to succeed! He will help by mostly floating around and getting killed''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKuX0hDzrM8

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''The idea of a floaty, happy cotton-dispenser is lovely. I wish Hoppip would skip to Jumpluff right away instead of going through a green vomit phase.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Eh it's okay. Why are Gen 2 Pokes not competitively viable?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: Oh god, all this time I spent raising a terrible evolution line, and you reward me with a weed that is the fear of lawns everywhere?

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: Can it blow away like the plants?

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''It still looks stupid. It is fast. That’s it. Why. I guess it’s a decent SubSeeder (although Sceptile and I would guess Whimsicott are even better) but meh.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Honest to god I don't know what to say here. This entire line is my very definition of MEH. Well, I guess that's not true. It's weak as hell, and for my 100% Super Chatelaine Nita counter, I needed a high leveled one to pass Worry Seed to a Cottonee. Jumpluff looks better''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames:

<p class="MsoNormal">Male: EliWhitney

<p class="MsoNormal">Female: Cotton Gin

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Rarely even shows up in the games. I can only remember seeing it after having to level up Hoppip myself. Pokedex filler.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''I hate this line. Clever naming scheme though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: Goddammit what am I even looking at <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''74. Elekid''' 

SCORE: 3767

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 62.78 (St. Dev: 24.76) NFE Rank: 28/46 Electric Rank: 7/8 Baby Rank: 3/8 Part of a preexisting line: 13/19

<p class="MsoNormal">6 - Mana 11 - BetrayedTangy 16 - OrangeCrush 24 - Brayze_II 26 - Nick 26 - Stifled 31 - Gen 32 - Paul 32 - Wizards 33 - profDEADPOOL 37 - Arti 38 - Preston 38 - Dragon66116 40 - FFD 40 - Magmortar 42 - KBM 44 - CasanovaZelos 46 - TexWolf 47 - xx521xx 50 - andy 53 - FrostHarpy 55 - Scepter 55 - Inviso 58 - ecksgem 61 - darkx 61 - JONA 62 - starfox 63 - Xuxon 64 - Raka 65 - Ermine 68 - Kate 72 - GoaFan77 72 - MSG 73 - mnk 73 - Suor 74 - MI 75 - scarlet 75 - Cody 75 - Bane 76 - Poke 79 - Tennis 80 - MC_XD 81 - Paratroopa 83 - flubbin 84 - Snake5s 85 - Logicblade 85 - TUM 86 - Sorozone 88 - Wickle 90 - Karo 90 - red 91 - Eddv 93 - Natwaf 93 - Drak 94 - Cybat 94 - Comm 94 - ArkOfTurus 95 - lefty 96 - Anagram 97 - Sanity

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''I really don't know. Easily the best baby, but top ten? I dunno, it's just got that radical attitude, man.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">OrangeCrush:  If all baby Pokemon were like Elekid, I wouldn't mind them

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  Way better than electabuzz or electivire for that matter, rad little dude with a plug for a face and also hands, that lets you run at least three appliances at the same time off your elekid provided you have giant plugs, except wait plugs mean he draws power from outlets I’m confused how is this elekid even useful

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''One of the few babies I actually like. He looks like a plug. And I enjoy yellow things. ''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''Is it just me or does this lil' guy totally rock every anime appearance it's ever made? Seriously I have yet to see a lame Elekid appear in the anime and with baby pokémon that is no easy feat. Yop... Elekid is NOT my least favorite in its line, nor is it my favorite, but he's cool and especially so for a baby.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''Elekid and Igglybuff were the best of the Baby Pokémon in my opinion. I'm able to make the fancy E in Pokémon in my write-ups because Hotmail.com auto-corrects my write-ups and I send it to Starfox2245 on Yahoo. Yay and stuff. :)''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''Probably my all-time favorite baby Pokemon, which has to be one of the least notable “achievements” I can think of. This is largely because of it being pretty good for a first former, and I like the shade of yellow it is.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''I really ought to use one of these at some point. I really like the rest of the line, but I've never actually used any of them. The plug-in at the top of its head is really kind of dumb design, though – it's not that clever and it would really look better without it.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  ''Maybe the plug on top of it's head is a bit over the top, but I don't care. A perfect pre-evolution for Electabuzz. Also, why do these exist? I would have figured the whole purpose of baby Pokemon was to make otherwise Fully Evolved Pokemon fun to raise up with the rest of the team, but I think Tyrogue is the only baby Pokemon during Gen II to be found in the wild. You have to specifically breed for the others, defeating their purpose.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Starfox: It’s the best baby of the gen, for sure, and its design is okay… but it doesn’t have a whole lot else going for it.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  Best baby Pokemon since it looks different enough from its evo yet still retains its characteristics, and it doesn't make me want to drink drain cleaner.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">MSG:  ''Yeah, lol babbies and all, but Elekid was probably the sole babby done right. He has this aura around him like "I won't be a part of yo' system!" What a rebel.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''I kind of like Elekid despite it being a baby. The power plug antennas are a clever idea and it looks more competent than most babies and sure as hell more competent than Teddiursa.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''as far as babies go, pretty good! as far as turning electabuzz into a likeable pokemon, still a ways to go''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Logicblade:  ''Best baby. Still dumb.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''NFE Trash. I like Elekid's looks, but when I tried to use one, it was lacking… something. At least it's existence allows it to appear early… well, maybe not that early, but earlier than Electabuzz.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Drak:  ''This guy looks like such a douchebag. And not in a good way. He has the most incredibly punchable face.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  At least this one has a mildly clever design that looks different from but related to its parent.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''You ever wonder how this thing existed pre-electrical sockets? I mean, presumably Electabuzz predates modern electricity usage. But it’s clearly evolved for the purpose of stealing electricity.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''73. Slugma''' 

SCORE: 3767

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 62.47 (St. Dev: 24.55) NFE Rank: 27/46 Fire Rank: 9/10 Slugma Line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">2 - Brayze_II 5 - GoaFan77 8 - Sanity 8 - Paratroopa 18 - TexWolf 26 - lefty 32 - mnk 37 - Magmortar 38 - Anagram 42 - Ermine 43 - KBM 43 - flubbin 44 - Snake5s 45 - OrangeCrush 49 - FFD 49 - MC_XD 49 - ecksgem 49 - Paul 52 - Nick 54 - Mana 55 - Eddv 58 - Stifled 58 - Tennis 59 - MI 60 - Sorozone 60 - ArkOfTurus 62 - Comm 62 - profDEADPOOL 65 - andy 67 - BetrayedTangy 67 - Bane 69 - JONA 70 - Raka 70 - CasanovaZelos 70 - Suor 70 - Wizards 71 - scarlet 71 - Xuxon 73 - Gen 74 - Natwaf 75 - Scepter 75 - Logicblade 75 - Cybat 78 - TUM 79 - Wickle 80 - red 82 - starfox 84 - Karo 85 - MSG 86 - Cody 88 - darkx 88 - xx521xx 92 - Preston 94 - Kate 94 - Dragon66116 94 - Inviso 98 - FrostHarpy 98 - Drak 99 - Arti 100 - Poke

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ''Slugma cannot be pet. He doesn’t mean to burn, he doesn’t understand why no one can touch him, poor slugma is alone foreverSlugma cannot be pet. He doesn’t mean to burn, he doesn’t understand why no one can touch him, poor slugma is alone forever''

<p class="MsoNormal">GoaFan: ''Gets bonus points for basically being a sentient pile of Napalm. I bet some of them are Vietnam war vets. No one ever gives them any credit.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Sanity: ''I love slugs. A slug made of fire is awesome.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''you cannot touch slugma. his majesty is too great for mortals to behold''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Lava slug. How do you even stand near this thing. I don’t know, but it is also cute. In its own weird way. It could evolve sooner, though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''The only thing I know about Slugma is from brazeku, who informed me that you literally can’t pet it in Pokemon Amie. It wants to love you, but it burns all it touches. Poor little guy.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''I do kind of wish it were less drippy and sluggish (lawl), but I'll take my Fire type victories where I can get them, and in a generation like this one where the Fire starter is lame, I'll take this as a moderate victory. He's not GREAT but he's something.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''It’s a little fire blob. If it actually is a slug, why isn’t it part bug type?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Comm: ''Balls hanging off its chin. Literally balls.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: BiTF had a good comic about petting your Slugma in Pokemon-Amie

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: Just a fiery blob, but a cute fiery blob.

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Looks kind of like an orange pancake that got burnt yet is still runny somehow. With eyeballs. Yup.'' Natwaf: ''NFE Trash. Kind of hilarious trying to pet it in Pokemon Amie''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: All I can think of now when I think of Slugma is this: http://pokebot.everyboty.net/pix/570.png

<p class="MsoNormal">MSG: ''Not a final evo? Check. No one used him ever? Check. Boring design? Check. Nothing unique about his moveset or typing? Check. I do believe he'll win the award for least write-ups...... AW S*** WHAT DID I JUST DO''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Anyone here remember playing Pokémon Colosseum? Back in Pokémon Colosseum there were only 48 obtainable Pokémon you could catch (given there were over 300 at this point) this is a very small selection pool. Slugma is one of only THREE fire types in the whole game. Entei, Quilava and Slugma. That's it. I'm not even kidding you. You had to raise a Slugma and Slugma sucked. It barely got the job done. The Fire / Rock combo is terrible (X4 weak to Water) and any Water attack will likely knock it out in one hit. Ugggggggghhh. Screw you Slugma.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Arti: I can never remember this guy even exists. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''72. Natu''' 

SCORE: 3740

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 62.33 (St. Dev: 23.43) NFE Rank: 26/46 Psychic Rank: 8/10 Flying Rank: 15/19 Natu Line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">3 - Brayze_II 3 - Paratroopa 14 - Poke 19 - KBM 20 - Snake5s 24 - MSG 28 - Eddv 29 - Paul 33 - Sanity 33 - lefty 39 - Ermine 39 - Anagram 42 - GoaFan77 45 - Mana 52 - Cybat 52 - FFD 53 - Logicblade 53 - starfox 56 - Bane 58 - TexWolf 59 - Comm 60 - CasanovaZelos 61 - Wickle 61 - Gen 61 - ecksgem 64 - Magmortar 65 - MI 66 - Natwaf 68 - profDEADPOOL 69 - Tennis 70 - OrangeCrush 70 - FrostHarpy 71 - Inviso 72 - Raka 72 - xx521xx 73 - Xuxon 74 - Preston 74 - JONA 74 - MC_XD 74 - Drak 75 - red 76 - BetrayedTangy 77 - Suor 78 - Stifled 78 - Kate 79 - darkx 79 - TUM 83 - Nick 85 - Cody 85 - mnk 86 - Dragon66116 86 - ArkOfTurus 87 - Scepter 87 - scarlet 87 - Sorozone 88 - andy 89 - flubbin 89 - Wizards 93 - Karo 100 - Arti

<span style="font-size:14px;color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  Aztec tennis ball

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  oh my god he's so tiny and round aaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love tiny and round birds

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''FINALLY a flying line that isn't either a legendary or predictably dual-typed with Normal. That's enough to make me really like it. I also kind of love the fact that it's basically just a green sphere-face perched on claws.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  Natu barada nikto

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  ''Sitting around in a tree all day watching the future... no wonder he got the answer to the universe.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Who knew a head with legs could be so cute? I dunno, I like this line.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  Simply cuteness incarnate.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''Has there ever been a more appropriate species name for a pokémon ever? Go on I challenge you to find one.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''Tiny ass psychic bird. Whatever.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  NFE Trash of a line I love aesthetically but… never got around to using it.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  Nimble avian, trifling utility

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  Natu would be 5,000 times more cooler if it had a color scheme like Iago but noooooo. <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  It’s like an early Angry Birds prototype.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Arti:  This Pokemon looks so stupid it deserves my worst ranking.

71. Togetic


SCORE: 3648

<p class="MsoNormal">9 - Ermine 15 - Drak 21 - Preston 24 - red 24 - Suor 27 - Cody 30 - Kate 31 - scarlet 31 - Wickle 31 - Inviso 34 - xx521xx 37 - Sorozone 37 - Tennis 41 - OrangeCrush 41 - Brayze_II 44 - MC_XD 47 - mnk 48 - Natwaf 48 - Wizards 49 - Logicblade 50 - CasanovaZelos 54 - Dragon66116 54 - Poke 55 - darkx 56 - GoaFan77 57 - Stifled 57 - Comm 59 - andy 60 - Scepter 61 - BetrayedTangy 65 - Anagram 65 - Arti 65 - ecksgem 66 - Nick 66 - Paul 67 - starfox 67 - Eddv 67 - MI 67 - ArkOfTurus 69 - FrostHarpy 69 - TUM 76 - flubbin 79 - JONA 79 - Bane 80 - Raka 82 - Paratroopa 85 - Gen 86 - Karo 86 - TexWolf 88 - Cybat 89 - Xuxon 91 - Sanity 91 - Magmortar 93 - KBM 93 - lefty 94 - profDEADPOOL 95 - MSG 96 - FFD 100 - Mana 100 - Snake5s

<p class="MsoNormal">Ermine: ''I'm one of the few advocators of Togetic >>>>>>Togekiss>Togepi and this is just on design perspective. Togetic is the perfect design for this line and I find myself wishing it didn't have a form after because it's just weird and outrageous. <3 Togetic.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydIeqK3-pt4

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Weirdest looking normal/flying pokemon, not really normal at all, sort of looks like a hand mixer I have but covered with toejam and earl 90s triangles.

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Both it's pre-evo and evo look better. Tried it a bit in my first HG run. It sucked.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: The ugly stepchild of the Togepi line.

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''They like long necks in Gen 2. And you know what they say about long necks, don’t ya? They need long sweaters!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''I don’t even know what this is, except that by its stomach design, I guess Togepi’s egg is actually part of it, instead of just something it hatched in like all other pokemon. Who knew?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: http://www.alice-in-wonderland.net/alicepic/alice-in-wonderland/1book4.jpg

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: first prize in being a better pokemon that togepi good job

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Sorry Ermine. This line got no redemption until Togekiss for me. Togetic is just like a weird stretched out version of something I didn't like sans an egg diaper. Also it has a fat ass.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Very unattractive design that makes even less sense now than it did then given Togekiss's different body shape. I did train one up in Gold for the sole purpose of Metronome shenanigans though. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Simply put, Togetic is ASS. A. S. S. It’s not cute at all and is just miserable.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ...The hell did you turn into, Togepi?

<p class="MsoNormal">MSG: ''Togepi is actually kinda nifty, and was a cool way to introduce eggs into the franchise. When it first hatched, I thought "Hmm, I bet this evolves into something pretty great." Not exactly. Why would the egg part persist into a final form of something (at the time)? There was a lot of potential with its line that wouldn't be even close to realized for two more Generations.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Mana: ''...What. What even is this? Did they intentionally make it terrible so they could justify Togepi never evolving in the show? Why does it even have those marks on its body? Why does Togepi evolve with the damn egg? Speaking of, "Friendship" evolution. Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''70. Corsola''' 

SCORE: 3740

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 60.80 (St. Dev: 23.89) Fully Evolved Rank: 46/54 Water Rank: 14/18 Rock Rank: 6/7

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Raka 3 - Suor 6 - mnk 6 - ecksgem 11 - lefty 24 - xx521xx 26 - Karo 27 - Paratroopa 28 - Gen 37 - Eddv 37 - MI 40 - Cody 41 - Sorozone 42 - TexWolf 44 - JONA 44 - TUM 46 - Bane 48 - Kate 49 - Brayze_II 51 - Wickle 51 - profDEADPOOL 53 - Mana 56 - scarlet 58 - Comm 59 - FrostHarpy 59 - Tennis 61 - Sanity 63 - Drak 68 - Nick 68 - Inviso 70 - darkx 70 - GoaFan77 70 - Xuxon 71 - Anagram 71 - Paul 71 - Poke 73 - Stifled 73 - OrangeCrush 75 - Arti 76 - Scepter 77 - andy 78 - starfox 79 - FFD 79 - Wizards 80 - Dragon66116 81 - Magmortar 81 - ArkOfTurus 82 - Ermine 82 - CasanovaZelos 82 - flubbin 84 - Natwaf 84 - MSG 84 - red 85 - Preston 88 - Logicblade 88 - MC_XD 90 - Snake5s 93 - Cybat 94 - BetrayedTangy 95 - KBM

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Yeah, yeah, I know. This will probably end up in Bottom 20, but I had a really useful Level 100 in-game one. It's design is cute yet quaint. And hey, corals.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''The best city ever in the Pokémon World is built upon Corsolas. Gotta love how Misty's Corsola was far more competent than her Starmie has ever been. Super cute and funny.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ecks: ''Used one in my party for the first time in HG/SS, THAT was a challenge. Could really use an evolution, and it would be so easy to make one.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''took a piece of coral and put a happy face on it. f***ing. GENIUS''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''This "dumb pink thing" is so adorable I can't find a reason to rank it lower. I mean I wouldn't be incorrect in saying it's terrible in battle and there's no reason to use it instead of many other Water/Rock types but just look at its smiley face...''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Corsola is stupid but in an inoffensive way, I can’t believe they blew their wad on a coral pokemon in gen 2, this seems more like a gen 17 idea

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: Given that Coral can be almost any shape or color, its a little sad they made this a one off instead of a full evolution line that might actually be used for something.

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Why does GameFreak even make things like this? Things that clearly need to evolve, but have no evolutions. I just don’t understand their motives.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: It’s literally a sea Chansey.

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Stupid looking, borders on being completely useless, and has no business being obtained so late for a Pokemon of its…caliber. The fact it’s this high while still being a 2/10 Pokemon speaks VOLUMES about this generation.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: Another one stage Pokemon to catch for Pokedex entry and shove into the PC.

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''My first Pokeradar Shiny. A true blue poke. Still godawful, so down you go.''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Natwaf’s Nicknames: Both Genders: G.Barrier''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston:  ''The Borewhore of the sea. Boo you whore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjt-irRCZEs ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Nothing interesting about it whatsoever. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''I don't even know what this is. It's like they took Jigglypuff or Clefairy or something and they stabbed it with oddly-shaped spears and skin grew over them for some reason. I feel like it's MAYBE supposed to be cute?... but... it's not?'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''69. Piloswine''' 

SCORE: 3610

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 60.17 (St. Dev: 21.19) NFE Rank: 24/46 Ice Rank: 3/5 Ground Rank: 8/10 Swinub Line (Gen II): 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">14 - Scepter 15 - Dragon66116 22 - Tennis 22 - Xuxon 25 - KBM 26 - Mana 27 - Arti 32 - andy 35 - Natwaf 37 - ArkOfTurus 41 - Nick 41 - Eddv 41 - TexWolf 42 - JONA 45 - Raka 45 - GoaFan77 46 - FrostHarpy 47 - TUM 47 - Paul 49 - mnk 51 - Wizards 53 - CasanovaZelos 55 - scarlet 56 - Ermine 59 - Cody 59 - Drak 59 - profDEADPOOL 60 - Anagram 60 - Brayze_II 62 - MI 65 - red 67 - Poke 68 - lefty 70 - Sorozone 70 - Kate 71 - MSG 71 - Paratroopa 73 - FFD 74 - Suor 75 - Snake5s 75 - Karo 75 - Gen 75 - ecksgem 76 - OrangeCrush 76 - Cybat 77 - flubbin 78 - BetrayedTangy 79 - Preston 79 - starfox 79 - Inviso 80 - Magmortar 81 - Logicblade 81 - Bane 82 - Stifled 82 - MC_XD 87 - Comm 89 - Wickle 92 - Sanity 93 - darkx 97 - xx521xx

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14px;color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">BM:  ''The hippie edition of Swinub. I approve.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  Ice/Ground is a neat typing offensively, and something about the loads of fur/hair draws me to it… not too usable though.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''Pillow swine! For better sleep.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  ''Well, at least a gym leader uses it. Not that there were many ice types in gen II to choose from.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  I've always had a fondness for boar.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  Cousin It with tusks.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  He’s mostly funny because you can’t see his eyes, sort of like the Japanese in general

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUuHdtJ0akM for some reason I kind of imagine piloswine makes noises like this. every pokemon should make noises like this, even ones like clefairy''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Suor:  Kind of looks like a hobo swine, kind of the only endearing thing about it but it's more than anything I ranked below it ever had going for them.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''Great in battle, not so great to look at. What happened to mah cute lil' piggy?''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Its proportions are confusing to me. It's supposed to be a boar, but why is it so tall? One of the few Pokemon designs improved by a gen 4 evolution.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''Piloswine reminds me of that one time where Criss Angel did that one thing in Las Vegas with a vending machine. Vending machines are dangerous like trying to put on your clothes while driving like who does that? Do they go in the car wearing nothing? Or even worse try driving and joggling at the same time. What if you are driving and see a giant clown?''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''Not completely terrible; design is…kind of…wait for it…COOL. Oh man I’m a genius. When it comes to battling it is REALLY bad (although with the Eviolite it is a lot better).''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  So it’s the walking foot fungus of the giant at the top of the beanstalk?

68. Togepi


SCORE: 3608

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 60.13 (St. Dev: 28.42) NFE Rank: 23/46 Fairy Rank: 3/8 Baby Pokemon: 2/8 Togepi Line (Gen II): ½

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - MI 5 - darkx 7 - Raka 11 - Cody 17 - Inviso 20 - andy 22 - Preston 22 - CasanovaZelos 22 - Bane 23 - BetrayedTangy 26 - xx521xx 34 - Nick 34 - Tennis 35 - Wizards 37 - Scepter 37 - Comm 41 - Cybat 42 - FrostHarpy 42 - Suor 43 - Kate 44 - mnk 46 - Sanity 47 - Natwaf 50 - Logicblade 54 - KBM 54 - MSG 59 - ecksgem 64 - JONA 66 - ArkOfTurus 67 - Paul 69 - profDEADPOOL 69 - Xuxon 71 - red 74 - flubbin 75 - Mana 76 - Sorozone 77 - GoaFan77 79 - Stifled 79 - Dragon66116 80 - Eddv 80 - Drak 81 - TexWolf 82 - scarlet 83 - starfox 84 - Wickle 85 - lefty 86 - Anagram 86 - Poke 87 - Snake5s 87 - Arti 88 - Ermine 88 - Karo 90 - Magmortar 92 - Gen 95 - FFD 96 - MC_XD 98 - Paratroopa 99 - Brayze_II 100 - OrangeCrush 100 - TUM

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''METRONOME, motherf**** c*** p*** f***. And Pokemon: Pocket Monsters manga boost.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Cute. Put outside of the Top 20 because I guess it's too painfully obvious to like Togepi? Not certain what it is but, Togepi is a good Pokemon overall. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: The king of baby Pokemon.

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''I don't know if this counts as a baby Pokemon. But it is actually cute, and you get it as part of the story in GSC so it feels rewarding instead of tedious to get one. Plus, Metronome!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''TOGEPRII! Or however it's cry goes. Too bad it evolved into the horrible Togetic. As it is, it's still NFE Trash''

<p class="MsoNormal">Logicblade: ''Doesn't count as a baby, despite the fact it totally is. It's adorability raises it above the poop tier.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: I wish there were more reasons to like Togepi; I want to like him more than I do.

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: It would do much better on a WTF ranking.

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''The anime may have hurt Togepi’s ranking a bit. That thing is so annoying.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: One of the only three baby pokemon that aren’t complete crap because they’re babies, Togepi is instead complete crap because it’s just terrible.

<p class="MsoNormal">Ermine: Inferior to Togetic.

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Cute Pokemon still have to be useful once in a while for me to appreciate cuteness. Take a guess as to what Togepi isn’t.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Thanks a f***in' lot for starting the baby trend you worthless thing you. You're not even that cute!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: if I had a togepi egg I could crack it open and make an omelette

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: And to illustrate the concept that pokemon hatch from eggs here is a pokemon that hatches from an egg but is still an egg; inceggption

<p class="MsoNormal">OrangeCrush: He ruined Misty and is all around terrible <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''67. Spinarak''' 

SCORE: 3599

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 59.98 (St. Dev: 21.42) NFE Rank: 22/46 Bug Rank: 8/10 Poison Rank: 3/4 Spinarak Line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">13 - TexWolf 13 - profDEADPOOL 25 - starfox 25 - lefty 31 - Brayze_II 33 - Tennis 33 - ecksgem 36 - Preston 36 - Kate 38 - FFD 39 - Drak 40 - Mana 42 - red 42 - Sanity 43 - darkx 43 - Ermine 43 - Paul 46 - MC_XD 46 - TUM 50 - scarlet 50 - flubbin 52 - Snake5s 52 - Eddv 53 - Raka 53 - MSG 53 - Gen 53 - Bane 54 - mnk 55 - Nick 59 - xx521xx 63 - Karo 63 - JONA 64 - Wizards 67 - Logicblade 67 - Stifled 69 - CasanovaZelos 69 - Paratroopa 69 - Suor 70 - BetrayedTangy 73 - Anagram 73 - Sorozone 73 - andy 74 - Arti 74 - Magmortar 77 - Xuxon 79 - FrostHarpy 79 - Cybat 80 - Scepter 82 - MI 83 - Dragon66116 85 - Wickle 85 - GoaFan77 87 - ArkOfTurus 88 - Cody 89 - Poke 90 - OrangeCrush 92 - Natwaf 92 - KBM 96 - Comm 96 - Inviso

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: D’awwwwww. They actually managed to make a spider really cute. I give them props for that.

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ps spiders have 8 legs gamefreak read all about it

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Cool spider. Not that half bad in my opinion.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Flubbin: I feel like everyone forgot about Spinarak after Joltik became a thing, but I still think Spinarak is really cute for a spider.

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Hey you're not Joltik. :(''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Yep that there is a cute lil' spider. It's got a cute lil' face on it- two in fact!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: It’s a nice shade of green.

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Fond early memories of Gen II, my first Pokemon games. They somehow managed to make a cute spider.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''I will never understand how they got through an entire generation of pokemon without making a spider pokemon. like, spiders have so many awesome animal superpowers that you could feasibly make a whole pokemon generation of just spiders. you could call it spidermon. there could be a fire spider, an ice spider, a dragon spider. ooh, how about a fighting spider that has boxing gloves on all eight of its legs. oooh or how about a bug spider. it's a spider on top of another spider. it has two heads, sixteen legs, and an undying hatred of all life''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: By far the inferior NFE spider.

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''I hate spiders. That applies to Pokemon too (at least until fifth gen). Especially really bad Pokemon. At least it has a decent color scheme.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''I like how it looks like it's frowning at you when you see it from the back. Not…much else to say.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''NFE Trash. Who's a cute spider? You are, yes you are! But not the cutest.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: I don't like bugs. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''66. Ledian''' 

SCORE: 3551

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 59.18 (St. Dev: 21.10) Fully Evolved Rank: 45/54 Bug Rank: 7/10 Flying Rank: 13/19 Ledyba Line: 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">17 - Cybat 19 - mnk 20 - FrostHarpy 21 - Poke 27 - Raka 32 - red 34 - darkx 34 - Gen 35 - scarlet 35 - Ermine 37 - profDEADPOOL 38 - starfox 38 - xx521xx 39 - ecksgem 44 - Inviso 45 - Wickle 47 - Karo 48 - flubbin 50 - Tennis 50 - TUM 52 - OrangeCrush 52 - Anagram 52 - MI 54 - Drak 54 - Xuxon 56 - Sanity 57 - Kate 58 - GoaFan77 59 - Sorozone 60 - MC_XD 60 - Paul 61 - Logicblade 61 - Wizards 62 - Dragon66116 64 - FFD 65 - Preston 65 - Snake5s 65 - Suor 67 - Arti 69 - Mana 70 - ArkOfTurus 71 - Eddv 72 - Comm 73 - Paratroopa 75 - Stifled 75 - MSG 75 - Brayze_II 77 - lefty 79 - Nick 80 - BetrayedTangy 81 - Scepter 81 - andy 82 - TexWolf 89 - JONA 91 - Natwaf 91 - Bane 95 - Magmortar 96 - CasanovaZelos 97 - Cody 98 - KBM

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''I always liked this little guy; even though his typing and stat spread are beyond worthless for its ability, something about its design really spoke to me. Its attack animation in X/Y is really good.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''I've always liked its bug eyes, alien look. Yeah it suck otherwise, but hey, everyone has a little hipster inside their heart.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''Superhero ladybug! It had a cape-like extension BEFORE cape-like extensions were cool so suck on THAT! I love its eyes but man Bug pokémon suck.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Starfox:  ''I like its design quite a bit, actually… its eyes look pretty cool, and I like the super hero-esque look it has. I remember using it when I first played Silver… I also remember it kinda sucking, but whatever. Still liked it.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  ''One thing brought up in the last one was the Flying thing that doesn't belong. This guy is among them, but like Scyther, I found a reason to like this guy, in this one, it's his punching abilities.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  Looks like a sentai hero, but it sure as hell doesn’t act like one.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''There really isn't much to prospect about Ledian. It's just a ladybug. A plain old, boring ladybug.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  hey four arms that means you can suck four times as hard

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''Angry ladybug? That doesn’t add up.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  ''The crappiest multi-stage fully evolved pokemon. Tons of physical moves, an ability that increases the power of punching moves, running off an attack of 35. Normally I don’t really rank based on viability but ledian is actually insulting to me''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''FE Trash. This line is just awful, and Ledian looks weird. Fun fact: To this day, I have NEVER received a male Ledyba. Go figure. I've got a nickname ready for when the day finally arrives though''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''It’s just so awful. And badly designed. Seriously look at those eyes those are just what the fuck. It’s just…man the bad Pokemon in GSC are REALLY bad. Why is its Hidden Ability Iron Fist anyway?!''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  ''The evolution of the most forgettable first route Pokemon. Absolutely useless in every way.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  I reeeeeeally don't like bugs. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''65. Forretress'''

SCORE: 3537

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 58.95 (St. Dev: 23.88) Fully Evolved Rank: 44/54 Bug Rank: 6/10 Steel Rank: 4/4 Pineco Line: 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">12 - Wickle 12 - profDEADPOOL 13 - KBM 16 - ArkOfTurus 21 - BetrayedTangy 22 - Cybat 25 - Arti 29 - GoaFan77 31 - Magmortar 35 - Kate 36 - CasanovaZelos 39 - JONA 43 - Mana 43 - Inviso 44 - Stifled 44 - FrostHarpy 44 - Paratroopa 47 - starfox 48 - Eddv 49 - andy 50 - Cody 51 - Anagram 52 - scarlet 53 - Tennis 54 - TexWolf 55 - Snake5s 56 - Comm 56 - Suor 56 - Xuxon 57 - Preston 57 - MSG 57 - ecksgem 58 - Dragon66116 58 - Wizards 59 - lefty 62 - Brayze_II 64 - Logicblade 65 - Natwaf 66 - TUM 68 - Raka 72 - Sanity 79 - Sorozone 81 - darkx 81 - OrangeCrush 81 - flubbin 82 - Karo 82 - FFD 83 - Gen 83 - Poke 85 - Nick 86 - xx521xx 87 - Ermine 88 - Drak 91 - red 92 - MC_XD 93 - Paul 94 - mnk 95 - Scepter 95 - Bane 100 - MI

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: Octillery's rival.

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''Holy s*** it's a bug type that I actually really like (not that there's much reason that it's a bug to begin with). Steel is also one of the cooler types that never gets implemented well, so there's that.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Clever name, good stat distribution, and great typing. Not too shabby.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Mr. Utility! One of the all-time greats in support Pokemon. Design never really spoke to me though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''A beast to fight if you lack a fire type. They really did a good job introducing the steel type considering my lowest comes at 36.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''I kinda like this line because of Pokemon Conquest. This one benefits from being more colorful than it’s unevolved form. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: on the internet, someone, somewhere, probably still wants to f*** this thing

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Way too common in Singles for its own good. Hope you like spikes and explosion, because that’s what you’re getting.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''I got to like Forretress quite a bit. It's a steel ball that spins and throws spikes around, I love spikes and things that spin. Starmie is the best and haters suck.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''I believe Forretress knows Explosion. That is both a good and bad thing.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ''What is with those tubes. I mean they have to be for eating, crapping, and gettin’ it on because the rest of the thing is a metal plate.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''You know what you're up against when you see one in battle. Entry Hazards, Gyro Balls, and Explosion. And good golly god did it suck in Pokemon Conquest. Then again, the user is considered a fool, so you know, fitting and all that. But as much as I dislike it in combat, I love it's design. It's screaming "TRY TO MOVE ME BRO!". Burn it with the fires of hell.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames: Pineco-Forretress Male: Yoshimoto Both Genders: Imagawa

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Run Forrest! Run!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: Yeah I don't like this line. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''64. Porygon 2''' 

SCORE: 3490

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 58.17 (St. Dev: 23.54) NFE Rank: 21/46 Normal Rank: 9/15 Part of a preexisting line: 12/19

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">8 - Magmortar 11 - Paul 13 - darkx 13 - Paratroopa 21 - ecksgem 24 - Cybat 26 - BetrayedTangy 27 - Snake5s 32 - OrangeCrush 33 - GoaFan77 36 - JONA 42 - Natwaf 42 - Anagram 42 - Brayze_II 42 - mnk 43 - xx521xx 44 - Cody 46 - Xuxon 47 - CasanovaZelos 48 - Suor 49 - ArkOfTurus 49 - Wizards 50 - FrostHarpy 51 - Raka 54 - flubbin 54 - Inviso 57 - scarlet 57 - FFD 57 - TexWolf 58 - Gen 61 - Ermine 61 - Sorozone 61 - Drak 61 - Arti 62 - Nick 64 - TUM 66 - Eddv 66 - Sanity 70 - Poke 71 - Stifled 71 - starfox 72 - andy 73 - MSG 73 - red 75 - Preston 75 - lefty 76 - Kate 78 - Dragon66116 78 - Bane 79 - KBM 79 - profDEADPOOL 82 - Comm 89 - MC_XD 94 - Logicblade 94 - Wickle 95 - Mana 96 - Karo 96 - Tennis 98 - Scepter 98 - MI

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Cyberduck (even dipping its head into water in 3D sometimes) is one of my favorites. Trace with those defenses and a nice Special Attack stat just oozes coolness. Shame its evolution screwed it out of showing up in the anime!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''porygon2 is toy series with strong sense for playing and making seizures in small child. LAY EGG IS FALSE''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''There are a lot of things I don't understand about this line - why is making it look more like a duck an upgrade? How did they make it and why don't they make more? But it is an interesting idea.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: Well, I guess that what increasing Porygon's Polycount would look like.

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Looks sleek. And more like a duck. Yet Porygon's look is more endearing to me. Still not battle ready yet.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Poor Porygon2. It and Porygon-Z are the only pokemon to never be in the anime ever, and it’s not even Porygon’s fault.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: A better version of porygon based on a drinkin bird but not as cool as porygon-z, based on an epileptic

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: I love the sleek design as an improvement over Porygon's.

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''Sometimes I still feel sad because of how charming polygonal N64 models of Bowser and Princess Peach looked compared to their recent polished designs, makes me wish they were playable in Smash 64. One of the reasons I still like them a lot is because of that connection and it's something they share with Porygon2. I liked Porygon's sharp edges more, but Porygon2 is a graphically enhanced Porygon, I can't hate on it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Blobs hahahahahaha. Oh, circles. I'm not making any sense, am I?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Best Porygon by a country mile. That's not saying a whole lot though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: Evolve into Porygon-Z plz.

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''I really like Porygon and Porygon-Z, but… not so much with this thing. I like that its design looks like Porygon with an increased polygon count, but… that just kinda makes it look lame.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: Did you guys know that Caleigh Peters is Barbra Streisand's granddaughter?

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''I will never understand what's going on with the different types of Porygon, and I honestly don't really care. The original Porygon is pretty cool-looking, but I don't understand what differentiates the rest of them, nor do I understand why they had to further develop the thing into “different Pokémon.” It was fine as it was without doing weird things to it and pretending it's something completely different – essentially I find the evolutions frustratingly uncreative and wish it had been let be.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Logicblade: Porygons are dumb.

<p class="MsoNormal">Mana: ''Porygon was never a favorite and Held Item evolutions are a major turn-off towards liking a Pokemon. Porygon2 has some pretty cool movesets and the best design of the line, but I am just not a fan.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Karo: It should be consigned to the recycle bin along with its entire line. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''63. Pichu''' 

SCORE: 3327

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 55.45 (St. Dev: 32.48) NFE Rank: 20/46 Electric Rank: 6/8 Baby Pokemon: 1/8 Part of a preexisting line: 11/19

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Wizards 1 - xx521xx 2 - Xuxon 3 - darkx 4 - Anagram 5 - Paul 10 - Karo 10 - Bane 14 - Eddv 18 - Kate 20 - Stifled 21 - Inviso 23 - CasanovaZelos 23 - Wickle 23 - KBM 24 - mnk 24 - Drak 24 - Sanity 32 - BetrayedTangy 40 - ecksgem 41 - red 41 - Suor 42 - Nick 43 - TexWolf 45 - JONA 49 - Cody 53 - Dragon66116 54 - Gen 54 - TUM 56 - Scepter 56 - Poke 58 - MC_XD 72 - Mana 72 - scarlet 74 - Paratroopa 75 - flubbin 80 - Tennis 81 - Comm 82 - Arti 82 - Magmortar 83 - FFD 83 - andy 84 - Ermine 84 - Sorozone 85 - Raka 85 - Snake5s 85 - Brayze_II 87 - starfox 89 - FrostHarpy 89 - MSG 89 - lefty 90 - MI 91 - GoaFan77 92 - ArkOfTurus 95 - Cybat 95 - profDEADPOOL 96 - Natwaf 97 - Preston 98 - Logicblade 98 - OrangeCrush

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''By far the best thing to come out of the baby pokemon debacle. Pichu is legitimately a good design, and I just wish all the baby pokemon could be like it. Also, I liked having a Dan Hibiki in Smash. Give us another useless joke character, Sakurai!''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Bane:  ''A baby pokemon as a Top 10? Yeah, but Pichu is great. It’s way too adorable not to like for me, and you can see how it grows into Pikachu. The oversized ears really make it for me.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Eddv:  Pichu is a cool dude.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  And the award for ‘what the f*** are you doing in Smash Bros’ goes to…

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  ''A baby Pokemon less cute than its evolution, that's strange. Still cute.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  ''I will admit Pikachu's hate comes from its popularity, and my love for Pichu comes to spite Pikachu. I even loved using Pichu in SSBM.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''Just look at that thing. How can you NOT think it's adorable. Sure, maybe it's not quite as cuddly as Pikachu, but it's certainly better than Raichu. Also, bonus points for the hilariously useless SSBM character being one of my favorite Super Smash characters ever.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Drak:  ''I dislike Pikachu for two reasons. First, in the anime, it hogs the spotlight from a lot of Ash's much cooler pokemon. Second, some old Pikachu art makes it look bloated and ugly. But Pichu doesn't have either of these problems.* It's just small and cute. So I'm cool with it. ''D isclaimer: I haven't watched past the first season and if Pichu becomes a show hog later I don't care

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Ecks:  ''This high mostly because of goggles Pichu in Melee. It's really pretty cute.'' <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Suor:  I'd be lying if I said Pichu would be this high without Melee.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''I imagine this as being virtually the least offensive baby pokémon by far and well I can't fimd much fault in it. It is what it is.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  HEY KIDS DO YOU LIKE PIKACHU WELL GET A LOAD OF SMALL PIKACHU OH GOD I LOVE MONEY

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''I would have rather had it in Smash 4 than Dark Pit. I don’t know if that counts as a compliment or not, because Pichu is still pretty terrible. Just better than Dark Pit (and Pikachu of course).''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''Blah, it's okay. Did they really need to make a tinier, 'cuter' Pikachu? No. They don't. And that is just a fact. Those developers don't know how to act.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  What’s yellow and dumb and who even cares

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Starfox:  Didn’t like the Pikachu line too much anyway, and giving it an obnoxiously cute baby just makes it worse

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">MSG:  ''Fun to troll as in SSBM. Not fun in any other aspect.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  Worst Smash Bros clone ever.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Poor Pichu. Probably the laziest of the baby designs, but hey, we'll always have Melee.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''Baby Trash. The cutest of the awful baby batch. Notch/Spiky-Eared Pichu is adorable. Inclusion in Smash was kind of… wut, but hey. It's still an awful baby.''

Natwaf’s  Nicknames:

Pichu-Pikachu-Raichu

Male: Jean Luc, Lt. Surge Female: Ash's

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''Useless piece of crap in Melee. ''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Logicblade:  ''Garbage baby. Would be fine at 100, but this line was overrated to hell in Gen 1.''

62. Hoothoot


SCORE: 3266

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 54.43 (St. Dev: 21.84) NFE Rank: 19/46 Normal Rank: 8/15 Flying Rank: 12/19 Hoothoot line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">2 - Poke 8 - Cody 11 - Xuxon 17 - GoaFan77 20 - darkx 27 - starfox 28 - Snake5s 29 - Scepter 30 - Inviso 31 - MC_XD 31 - Paratroopa 34 - Preston 37 - Ermine 39 - TUM 39 - andy 41 - Logicblade 42 - Bane 43 - MSG 44 - ecksgem 45 - xx521xx 46 - Mana 46 - Brayze_II 50 - Nick 50 - MI 51 - scarlet 52 - Gen 53 - JONA 55 - Wickle 55 - FFD 57 - red 58 - Raka 58 - BetrayedTangy 59 - flubbin 59 - Magmortar 59 - Dragon66116 61 - Anagram 61 - FrostHarpy 61 - Suor 62 - Sorozone 63 - Comm 63 - Arti 65 - TexWolf 66 - lefty 68 - Stifled 68 - Sanity 71 - Drak 74 - Cybat 75 - Kate 75 - Paul 76 - KBM 76 - Eddv 77 - mnk 79 - CasanovaZelos 82 - Natwaf 82 - profDEADPOOL 84 - ArkOfTurus 86 - Tennis 95 - OrangeCrush 95 - Karo 95 - Wizards

<p class="MsoNormal">Poke: ''Love owls, first and only shiny (excluding Red Gyarados) Mr. Hoothoot is also adorable and friendly. I bet he could tell me how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''My brother would always go out of his way to use Hoothoot as his Pokemon to fly him anywhere. People for the Ethical Treatment of Pokemon will probably sue him one of these days.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: Easily the best early-game bird line thus far

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''you can't fool owls, unless it's hoothoot. easily fooled. really just kind of the laughingstock of all owls everywhere.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Hoothoot stands on only one leg because without that he wouldn’t be a pokemon he would be an owl

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Its clock-themed eyebrows and eyelashes are pretty much the best. Ever. I miss when pokémon designers were clever like this. Also he stands on one foot at a time for no reason! Ain't it great?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Funny looking and I think the first Pokemon that's explicitly said in-game to only come out at night. That was pretty cool.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''It has one leg. It just hops around…on ONE leg. Anyone else think that’s a little creepy? (yes it actually has two legs – but like I ever actually remember that. HOW COULD YOU TELL?!)''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''When I was a kid, I decided I wanted to use Hoothoot instead of Pidgey, since I’d used the latter in Blue. However, I started playing the game in the middle of the day, and I didn’t have the patience to wait for night, so I just caught a Pidgey and moved on. To this day, Hoothoot/Noctowl remains the only Pidgey-equivalent I’ve never used.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: Owls are the best birds

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: It’s an owl with two of the same word crammed together into one word.

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Pretty memorable for the early Normal/Flying bird. Bad name though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: Probably my least favorite take on Pidgey.

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''The first Pokemon I feel overall positive about. A nice, simple design, cool way to introduce day and night system back in Gen II.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''NFE Trash, but still a better early bird than Pidgey. Speaking of which, augh Pidgeys all over early Johto.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''61. Shuckle''' 

SCORE: 3256

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 54.27 (St. Dev: 21.84) Fully Evolved Rank: 43/54 Bug Rank: 5/10 Rock Rank: 5/7

<p class="MsoNormal">7 - Cybat 7 - TexWolf 9 - GoaFan77 11 - Drak 14 - Comm 14 - Paratroopa 18 - lefty 18 - Xuxon 21 - Nick 22 - Eddv 22 - Brayze_II 27 - FrostHarpy 27 - Sanity 30 - MSG 35 - andy 37 - BetrayedTangy 38 - Natwaf 38 - Sorozone 40 - Wickle 41 - Dragon66116 41 - MI 46 - Karo 48 - MC_XD 49 - Anagram 50 - profDEADPOOL 51 - Inviso 52 - Cody 52 - TUM 56 - Stifled 56 - Tennis 58 - Mana 58 - Suor 60 - ecksgem 63 - Kate 66 - CasanovaZelos 66 - Bane 67 - flubbin 68 - Logicblade 68 - starfox 69 - Arti 71 - darkx 71 - Magmortar 72 - Preston 74 - scarlet 74 - Ermine 74 - Gen 74 - Paul 75 - JONA 81 - KBM 81 - Poke 82 - ArkOfTurus 82 - Wizards 83 - Raka 87 - red 90 - FFD 90 - xx521xx 91 - Scepter 91 - mnk 94 - OrangeCrush 99 - Snake5s

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''I just love that someone sat down to design a Pokemon with close to as high as defensive stats could go and came up with this guy. Plus, such a fun movepool to cause mischief with.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.14243166.6444/fc,550x550,white.u2.jpg

<p class="MsoNormal">Comm: ****le

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: shuckle what are you doing with that berry SHUCKLE NO EW

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: Troll Pokemon is the best

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: He’s like a pile of floppy dongs in an old walnut, 10/10

<p class="MsoNormal">Sanity: His face looks like a sock puppet.

<p class="MsoNormal">MSG: ****LE

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Ahh, the humble and oh so ****ing annoying shuckle. Looks stupid too. So why is this high? Because it can potentially deal millions of HP worth of damage.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf's Nicknames: Shuckle Both Genders: Lumut

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: Power Trick OP.

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: Unremarkable other than that it can technically hit the hardest out of any pokemon in existence. Stifled: ''Insert pen*s joke here. lol…insert.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Mana: ''I ranked my list four times after remembering all 100 Pokemon. Gligar and Shuckle would always, ALWAYS, be in the last four I'd struggle for hours to remember until I looked them up online.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''I like Pokemon found in unique ways, and Shuckle is found under rocks. Has one of the most interesting stat distributions.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''I think it’s neat that he’s the Pokemon capable of the highest possible damage output, but… the way you have to get him in GSC just bothers me. The guy gives you Shuckle for you to protect him because Silver stole his other Pokemon… then if you want to actually use/keep it, you’ve basically stolen it yourself because the trainer asks for him back. I know it’s a game and no one should care, but it still bothers me kinda.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''I’ll always be debating on one thing about it. Did Game Freak intend for it to be a complete joke or not (being given Sticky Web seems to imply it they didn’t, but otherwise…)? It’s just so bad, and kind of dumb looking. It’s always looked more like a turtle than a bug to me.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: Haven't you ever noticed that the drunk driver in a wreck is always in a truck?

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Every time I think of this pokémon I imagine it as like a creature from the Flintstones. Betty: "Hey Wilma, what's that?" Wilma: "Oh that's just my juicer." *demonstrates* Shuckle: "Ehhh... it's a living!" I hear thanks to Power Trick and other uh... tricks it's now super useful as an attacker but it'll always be a staller and a blender to me.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''Why are there so many bugs? At least this doesn't look as much like one as those I put below it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''It's fun to play with. Dem defense and speed.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''60. Yanma''' 

SCORE: 3188

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 53.13 (St. Dev: 23.83) NFE Rank: 18/46 Bug Rank: 4/10 Flying Rank: 11/19

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - FFD 8 - Ermine 9 - profDEADPOOL 11 - TUM 15 - andy 16 - Paratroopa 18 - Brayze_II 24 - Eddv 28 - red 28 - Poke 29 - Cybat 30 - BetrayedTangy 35 - darkx 35 - Snake5s 36 - scarlet 36 - lefty 37 - Wickle 37 - TexWolf 40 - FrostHarpy 42 - Paul 43 - Sanity 45 - MC_XD 46 - Sorozone 48 - Scepter 49 - Magmortar 50 - GoaFan77 51 - MSG 52 - Karo 54 - MI 55 - Drak 55 - ArkOfTurus 56 - starfox 56 - Gen 57 - Bane 58 - flubbin 61 - Dragon66116 61 - xx521xx 64 - CasanovaZelos 64 - Suor 68 - OrangeCrush 68 - mnk 68 - Wizards 69 - Nick 69 - Inviso 71 - Natwaf 72 - KBM 74 - Stifled 74 - Xuxon 76 - Raka 77 - Tennis 81 - Preston 83 - JONA 83 - Kate 83 - Arti 84 - Logicblade 84 - ecksgem 87 - Mana 88 - Anagram 93 - Comm 96 - Cody

<p class="MsoNormal">Ermine: ''Dragonflies are awesome. Yanma is no exception.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: lenny kravitz wishes he could be this little f***ing dragonfly

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ''Like many bug pokemon he is just a regular bug that has become very, very large. Good thing bugs are super rad.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: Dragonflies are cool.

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Dragonflies are cool. Speed Boost is cool. Did you know this thing is almost 4 feet long? Yikes.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: ''The first little dragonfly. I didn't like him primarily but since his evo came into play he got nicer.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Dragonfly’s hard to get for some reason and it is really bad. It looks cool though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: Kind of cool Pokemon made much cooler but its Gen IV evolution.

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''It's pretty cool. I love dragonflies IRL. They're second only to mantises in my favorite insect ranking.' I think a pokémon based on one could be better, but ain't no thang.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''One of those Pokemon I always forgets exist, helped out due to the fact it only appears rarely on an optional route in Gen II. Still a nice design for a bug Pokemon.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: The good times when nobody remembered Yanma even existed, I was there.

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''For something really rare this is so not worth it. Huzzah for evolution!''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''This is actually pretty top-tier for a Bug Pokémon. But I'm not a fan of bugs.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: More like yawn-ma.

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''I've seen better bugs. It's weird how it retain its Japanese name (I think)''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''This write-up is dedicated and devoted to my man crush Chris O' Donnell. Do you guys watch NCIS: Los Angeles? Oh my god. I love him. He is so hot.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14px;color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''Yanmega's pretty awesome, but we were stuck with Yanma for a while. Why are Swarm Pokemon so boring? The design is really cool, though.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  I will admit that I like how its eyes make aviator goggles, but everything else about it is terrible.

<h2 class="MsoNormal">'''59. Meganium''' 

SCORE: 3154

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 52.57 (St. Dev: 24.26) Fully Evolved Rank: 42/54 Grass Rank: 5/10 Chikorita Line: 3/3 Starter Rank: 8/9

<p class="MsoNormal">7 - Suor 13 - scarlet 15 - OrangeCrush 19 - MI 20 - Tennis 21 - Scepter 24 - MC_XD 25 - Wickle 25 - Kate 25 - Dragon66116 29 - Karo 30 - Sanity 33 - Raka 33 - Paratroopa 33 - Xuxon 35 - KBM 36 - Comm 36 - Poke 36 - Bane 37 - Cybat 38 - mnk 40 - Logicblade 41 - CasanovaZelos 41 - xx521xx 42 - ecksgem 44 - ArkOfTurus 46 - andy 48 - Stifled 49 - FrostHarpy 50 - MSG 50 - Arti 51 - Snake5s 54 - Cody 55 - GoaFan77 55 - TexWolf 56 - red 59 - Paul 60 - Natwaf 60 - flubbin 60 - TUM 60 - Inviso 62 - Preston 66 - Mana 71 - FFD 73 - BetrayedTangy 73 - JONA 77 - Drak 80 - Sorozone 80 - Wizards 81 - Brayze_II 84 - Nick 86 - starfox 86 - Magmortar 87 - profDEADPOOL 87 - lefty 91 - Ermine 91 - Anagram 91 - Gen 98 - Eddv 99 - darkx

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''I love Meganium both because of nostalgia towards my first starter and because of the way it's portrayed. There's also the fact that it actually looks calm and peaceful, there's no other fully evolved starter in the series that achieves this and it deserves credit. People who bash Meganium because of its usefulness have probably never used one or are biased or don't know what they're talking about. Bayleef stage in particular is beast compared to the garbage that are Croconaw and Quilava in battle, and Meganium is still quite good by the time you reach the league.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: ''A guilty pleasure of mine that he was my best friend's starter during the two of us playing HGSS. He actually made sure I didn't dislike the Poke. And the two of us traded babies of our Pokes, which we named as ourselves before giving to the other.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Well it looks dumb. Ughhh. One of the worst starter designs ever.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: it has that same dopey charm that I kind of like about dragonite, he seems like a dude that would totally be best buds but kind of frustratingly dimwitted sometimes we all have friends like that but they're not grass dinosaurs usually

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''This is a tough one for me. I almost really never like grass starters, and I don't like grass much as a type aesthetically, but I do like this line more than most. Fair to middling when balanced against my own prejudice.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Venusaur had a flower as part of its design but still looks menacing. This is just…weird. Especially with its face like that in most of the art. Doesn't help that battle-wise it might be the worst starter.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ecks: ''I have to give some credit to this line, it's not as bad as I remember. Meganium especially is improved for me, looks like a dinosaur.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''One of the ugliest fully evolved starters. I was also one of those weird children that picked Chikorita as my starter, so we had fun times together.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''So derpy. If not for Serperior, this would be the worst fully evolved grass starter. But since Serperior exists, it isn’t all that bad.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''Another uninspiring grass starter final form. Gens III and IV did them so much better.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''You'd think I'd like a plant dino, right? But Venusaur is WAY better, and Meganium is awful.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Still don't think this is cute. Chikorita is the worst starter ever and anybody that says otherwise doesn't even know what the word veracity means. Screw you Chikorita.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ''Oh no somebody got stupid all over that venusaur doctors say he may never recover. Extra extra read all about it, disfigured venusaur sues generation two ‘I’m dumb as hell’ says ill-conceived freak''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''Meganium more like Megaderpium. Got ‘em.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''I don’t know how they made a starter just about useless, but they did. At least it has a stupid looking face. And a stupid cry. Stupid dinosaur thing.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Ruins Chikorita and Bayleef, and I’m not entirely sure how. It’s not substantially different from Bayleef in design, but still—something is lost in the evolution.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''This is the worst fully evolved starter ever, and the only one I'd put in my bottom ten per generation. I mean ye gods, I can deal with an ugly Pokémon because generally if it looks like ass then it looks like it can f*** some s*** up, but I almost regretted picking Totodile, because I could not take 'Silver seriously when he threw out this hot mess:''

<p class="MsoNormal">http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/7/7d/Spr_2c_154.gif  

<p class="MsoNormal">As if I needed any more reason to pick one of the other two.

<p class="MsoNormal"> Eddv:  ''This is the stupidest looking thing. I hated this thing so much.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''58. Girafarig''' 

SCORE: 3145

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 52.42 (St. Dev: 24.26) Fully Evolved Rank: 41/54 Normal Rank: 7/15 Psychic Line: 7/10

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Tennis 5 - Suor 12 - Sanity 14 - Wickle 17 - JONA 23 - MI 24 - Stifled 28 - Karo 29 - andy 29 - Paratroopa 30 - flubbin 30 - Magmortar 34 - starfox 36 - MC_XD 37 - Natwaf 37 - GoaFan77 39 - red 40 - darkx 42 - Drak 42 - Dragon66116 43 - FrostHarpy 44 - Cybat 45 - BetrayedTangy 45 - FFD 46 - Raka 47 - scarlet 50 - mnk 50 - Wizards 52 - Comm 53 - ecksgem 55 - Logicblade 56 - Preston 57 - Paul 57 - Xuxon 58 - Arti 59 - Nick 61 - Snake5s 62 - TexWolf 63 - Scepter 63 - Ermine 64 - Poke 65 - OrangeCrush 68 - Sorozone 69 - Kate 70 - Gen 70 - xx521xx 71 - Mana 73 - KBM 73 - lefty 76 - Inviso 77 - CasanovaZelos 77 - Cody 77 - ArkOfTurus 79 - Brayze_II 80 - profDEADPOOL 83 - Anagram 84 - Bane 87 - MSG 93 - Eddv 94 - TUM

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''Giraffes are my favorite animals and Girafarig is so cute that I can't help but place it this high. It really should get some evolution or Mega for itself, but it's still great-looking and the tail being kind of creepy compared to the cute façade is unique and awesome.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Sanity: ''In terms of multiheaded Pokemon, I like the idea of this one. An inferior head and brain that is very primitive and feral. It's cool.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: ''First time seeing it? "lol no probably normal-type." Learned it was Norm-Psychic, "GOTTA CATCH IT" Then I liked it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''hay guyz it’s the same front and back lololol articUNO zapDOS mewTHREE. Coincidentally, I really like him because he reminds me of the Toys R’ Us giraffe.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: oh I get it, his name is like, one of those technodrome things

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Palindrome name is good and so is the chain chomp tail. Could use an evolution but I really like it as it is. Typing’s definitely cool (albeit like with every Psychic type, is now really really bad…at least it’s immune to something).''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: I kinda like its design, and I really like its typing… if only it didn’t suck in battle

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''I like the idea of Girafarig, and Normal/Psychic. Still weak, and I'm pretty sure it's just typed that way to extol the virtues of the Dark type.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames: Male: Janus Female: Therese, Voerman

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: That tail is horrifying on an otherwise cute Pokemon.

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Who doesn't love palindromes? Cool design and typing but sadly it's not very useful. Would love to see it get an evolution. Okapipako?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''I also like its gimmick. Normal / Psychic? Too bad it's so weak and worthless.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: Toys R Us

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Neat concept with a meh execution. yay for palindromes~''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''I have always felt like I should like this one more than I do, but... it's just so boring. It's a psychic giraffe with a tail in blackface. That's literally it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Normal/Psychic is such a weird typing, especially as the first normal/x type outside of flying. A pretty cool design, but functionally useless.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Real clever

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: Probably the most forgettable pokemon with a unique typing, at least until Meloetta showed up.

<p class="MsoNormal">MSG: ''This was the first time they experimented with Normal/Not Flying, something I wish they'd done more of. Psychic was a perfect fit for that second typing, too, as it totally nullifies one of its few weaknesses: Ghost, and takes away Normal's sole weakness in Fighting. It's just really unfortunate that it resulted in the disaster that is Girafarig, who otherwise has no redeemable qualities whatsoever.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''57. Mantine''' 

SCORE: 3098

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 51.63 (St. Dev: 21.82) Fully Evolved Rank: 40/54 Water Rank: 13/18 Flying Line: 10/19

<p class="MsoNormal">10 - Wickle 10 - Suor 16 - Drak 19 - Snake5s 19 - TUM 22 - TexWolf 23 - Nick 25 - OrangeCrush 25 - andy 26 - scarlet 26 - Gen 27 - ecksgem 27 - Poke 27 - Bane 28 - profDEADPOOL 34 - Ermine 36 - starfox 40 - Brayze_II 40 - Paratroopa 41 - GoaFan77 43 - Logicblade 43 - lefty 44 - Eddv 44 - red 46 - KBM 48 - Arti 50 - darkx 50 - ArkOfTurus 51 - FrostHarpy 52 - Wizards 55 - Stifled 56 - FFD 57 - flubbin 59 - JONA 59 - Xuxon 61 - Preston 61 - MC_XD 62 - Natwaf 62 - Cybat 66 - BetrayedTangy 66 - Karo 67 - Sorozone 67 - Dragon66116 68 - MI 69 - Anagram 70 - Sanity 71 - xx521xx 72 - Scepter 73 - Raka 73 - Tennis 74 - CasanovaZelos 76 - Comm 77 - Magmortar 77 - Inviso 79 - mnk 82 - Cody 82 - MSG 83 - Mana 86 - Kate 96 - Paul

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  Another awesome sea creature.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''Manta-rays are an amazing and fascinating species, so of course Mantine was bound to be among the best pokémon in Gen II. I wish it could work as well as a Special sponge as Skarmory works as a Physical sponge. I think they should go full-circle with both it and Skarmory and make them both three-stages evolutive lines. I want my giant-ass flying manta-ray that uses Octillerys as cannons (and my fully armored bird that throws swords at enemies).''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''... I don't even know. I like its face and I like manta rays. Isn't that enough for you people!?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  I used to think that manta rays were smart like octopus but apparently they aren’t, turns out I have a bias and just think every weird looking sea creature is smart so long as it has visible eyes (not you, sea cucumbers)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  I like to imagine a remoraid ran into it one day with its mouth open and just kind of got stuck there and couldn't figure out how to get out of its predicament because remoraid is not a pokemon that is just shining brilliantly with intelligence and mantine just kind of made that :| face and was like "well, this is life now, I guess"

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  Derpy, yet somewhat magestic at the same time.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''I like this well enough for eventually giving us Mantyke, which is SUPER cute and has a pretty unique way of evolving. But alas, that's really all it has going for it, and that doesn't even apply to this generation.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Wizards:  ''Screw you, you killed Steve Irwin. ''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled : '' Why is this thing so hard to catch? It must be fleeing Steve Irwin’s crime scene.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  Sting rays killed Steve Irwin so screw Mantine.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''Probably supposed to be Skarmory's and/or Gyarados' counterpart, being a specially defnsive Water/Flying. That didn't work out AT ALL.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Manta rays are sweet but this guy is not very interesting. Doesn't help that he has very unfortunate typing for a special wall.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''Water/Flying pokemon #54132 is pretty damn ****. I don’t mind the idea of a manta ray pokemon at all, but can you really tell me that Mantine is anything other than garbage?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  Who had the idea to give this thing a pre-evo?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  The winner of the award for least worthy Pokemon to get a preevolution.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''Mantine has the dumbest face (why does near-every GSC Pokemon have those bead eyes) and was boned from the start by that typing. Gyarados gets by because it’s fucking Gyarados but Mantine doesn’t have that kind of coolness value. Or stats. But I love its cry for some reason, and it does have a handful of actual battling applications.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''Stingray! Has Remoraid under its wing! Yay... more Water-types...! Woo?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Kate:  "let's create something with stats that make it look like a special sponge. don't forget to give it 4x weakness to electric though." <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''56. Phanpy''' 

SCORE: 3089

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 51.48 (St. Dev: 23.39) NFE Rank: 17/46 Ground Rank: 7/10 Phanpy Line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">2 - Kate 5 - BetrayedTangy 9 - MI 14 - Bane 15 - Sanity 17 - Wizards 17 - lefty 23 - starfox 23 - profDEADPOOL 23 - xx521xx 25 - Scepter 25 - GoaFan77 26 - mnk 26 - Drak 32 - Logicblade 33 - Mana 34 - Sorozone 35 - ecksgem 37 - Inviso 40 - flubbin 41 - Gen 46 - Comm 48 - TUM 49 - Stifled 50 - Snake5s 51 - Nick 51 - ArkOfTurus 52 - JONA 54 - darkx 55 - Magmortar 56 - CasanovaZelos 57 - Karo 58 - OrangeCrush 61 - MSG 62 - Suor 64 - Natwaf 64 - Wickle 64 - Cybat 64 - MC_XD 64 - Xuxon 65 - Paratroopa 70 - KBM 70 - Eddv 70 - Brayze_II 70 - Dragon66116 71 - Ermine 72 - FrostHarpy 72 - Cody 72 - FFD 73 - Paul 74 - red 76 - Arti 77 - TexWolf 78 - Preston 81 - Anagram 83 - scarlet 84 - Tennis 84 - Poke 85 - andy 90 - Raka

<p class="MsoNormal">Sanity: ''Funny happy elephant. I like how its Pokedex entries talk about how fun natured it is, but it's so strong that it hurts you accidentally in the process.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''I wish Gamefreak would try to make things cute by designing them like Phanpy… because it’s actually cute, unlike most of the overly designed crap I can’t stand. It evolves into a badass too, which helps.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''One of the rare cases I like both forms of a line equally. Phanpy is just adorable, while Donphan is just a boss of equal magnitude.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Logicblade: D'aww look at this little elephant, wants to be a badass someday, but he's already better than Daddy Donphan.

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Once I thought I found a shiny Phanpy. It turned out the coloration on my screen was only different because my batteries were low and I had to turn off the external light. I assure you my disappointment that day had no bearing on my ranking.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: Cute little elephant thingy.

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Just the most adorable thing. It and Donphan may as well be in different evolution lines, though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Another Pokemon that gets by from being cute. Also evolves into something useful, so nice to carry around.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''NFE Trash that I can't tell the difference between Shiny or not. It's oh so cute eyes though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Baby elephants are cute. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: 10 minutes later and I can't think of anything to say about this tiny ass elephant

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''And this is literally just a small elephant. Which should be cuter than it ends up being, because baby elephants are adorable.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ''I came back at the end to say something about phanpy and realized there is basically nothing to say anymore. Phanpy our marriage is a sham''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''It pissed me off that Ash had to release Charizard, Squirtle and Bulbasaur to make up room for PHANPY of all Pokémon in his party during the Master Quest saga. And he STILL didn't even evolve Totodile? Goodness gracious. >_>''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Cute elephant. Who cares?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Why not let Donphan be a one-Pokemon line? :('' <h2 class="MsoNormal">55. Magcargo 

SCORE: 3089

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 51.48 (St. Dev: 28.33) Fully Evolved Rank: 39/54 Fire Rank: 8/10 Rock Rank: 4/7 Slugma Line: 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Magmortar 7 - Tennis 7 - Sanity 7 - Paratroopa 11 - Stifled 11 - FFD 12 - KBM 14 - Brayze_II 20 - OrangeCrush 21 - Ermine 23 - TexWolf 25 - Paul 26 - Wickle 27 - JONA 27 - Eddv 30 - Xuxon 31 - GoaFan77 33 - Natwaf 34 - Raka 34 - Karo 35 - mnk 36 - Suor 37 - Mana 42 - flubbin 43 - Nick 43 - Gen 45 - ecksgem 45 - lefty 46 - Snake5s 50 - MC_XD 51 - CasanovaZelos 51 - andy 53 - scarlet 53 - ArkOfTurus 59 - red 61 - Comm 61 - TUM 64 - Cody 64 - MSG 66 - Cybat 67 - Wizards 68 - Scepter 68 - Bane 71 - Sorozone 74 - starfox 74 - Dragon66116 75 - profDEADPOOL 81 - BetrayedTangy 84 - Anagram 86 - Logicblade 88 - Poke 89 - xx521xx 90 - Inviso 91 - Preston 92 - MI 94 - darkx 95 - Arti 97 - FrostHarpy 99 - Drak 100 - Kate

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''Yeah, really. I dunno, I could never really explain my love for Magcargo. It looks kind of dopey, but I like dopey Pokemon. It tends to have pretty good 3D models. It could have a better typing. A lot better of a typing. But so could a lot of Pokemon, and many of those would kill to have Magcargo’s support movepool. I still train them, even sending an egg over to use one in Soulsilver in-game, and they are very handy for egg hatching. That sums it up.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Sanity:  Although slugs are cooler than snails IRL, Magcargo's design is better than Slugma's. That rocky shell with fire busting out of it is badass.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''magcargo is amazing I can't believe how long some of you ranked magcargo. I mean, 96? seriously?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''This is a Pokemon that I probably wouldn’t have given two craps about except it served a purpose for me. I was doing a breeding project and I wanted to hatch eggs quickly. But alas! I didn’t have a Flame Body Pokemon handy. But low and behold as I searched through my boxes, there Magcargo was to answer the call. I have loved this Pokemon ever since.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''He looks as if he possesses the wisdom of the world. That and his rock shell is superheated to the point of being aflame, which as a fan of Fire types I like a LOT. Even if he is based on a disgusting real-life creature, he's pretty much awesome.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  I have one and his name is mr hopeless, he’s about as useful in battle as you might expect, he has never accomplished anything

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''Good lord this thing is awful in combat. Used it in X Mono-Fire, and eugh. A damn godsend for breeders though, once it obtained off-combat Flame Body and Magma Armor''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames:  Slugma-Magcargo

<p class="MsoNormal"> Male: KeongLahar

<p class="MsoNormal"> Female: Tsunade

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''It's hot haha get it? It's because Magcargo is a fire type Pokemon and both his design and Pokedex entry say that it's hot, as in, its temperature is high.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''People easily forget how a magma slug with a solidified lava shell is an awesome and clever design for a pokémon. If only Magcargo wasn't like, the most useless Fire-type ever.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Flubbin:  I like this line a lot, leave me alone.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''I like that it looks like its face is melting off. It's hard to believe it's the only Fire/Rock type out there. WTF Torkoal? W. T. F.?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  ''A snail that is hotter than the surface of the sun. What's not to love?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Comm:  ''Balls hanging off its chin. Literally balls.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''It's a shame his types are so bad because Fire/Rock could be used for a lot of cool designs. His name is weird, too.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  I should hate this thing because it’s so ugly, but it’s also just so damn derpy that, fair or not, I have to give it a pass.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston: </3 </3 </3 Magcargo </3 </3 </3

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Arti:  Slugma's evolution is just as forgettable as Slugma itself. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''54. Marill''' 

SCORE: 3082

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 51.37 (St. Dev: 23.90) NFE Rank: 16/46 Water Rank: 12/18 Fairy Rank: 2/8 Marill Line (Gen II): 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">7 - CasanovaZelos 9 - Anagram 12 - Kate 15 - Nick 16 - darkx 20 - Suor 22 - Gen 25 - xx521xx 26 - Poke 29 - ecksgem 30 - FFD 31 - mnk 31 - Wizards 32 - KBM 34 - JONA 35 - BetrayedTangy 35 - Drak 35 - lefty 36 - Karo 36 - MSG 36 - Sanity 37 - Xuxon 40 - andy 41 - TUM 43 - Comm 46 - Eddv 47 - Sorozone 47 - MI 48 - Bane 50 - Scepter 51 - Cody 51 - Paratroopa 52 - Natwaf 52 - Dragon66116 53 - Stifled 54 - Raka 56 - profDEADPOOL 59 - MC_XD 59 - Inviso 61 - flubbin 62 - Paul 64 - Snake5s 64 - FrostHarpy 68 - TexWolf 70 - red 71 - Tennis 72 - Brayze_II 73 - ArkOfTurus 74 - Logicblade 75 - Ermine 80 - Cybat 83 - Magmortar 86 - Arti 88 - starfox 89 - Mana 90 - Preston 90 - scarlet 92 - Wickle 95 - GoaFan77 97 - OrangeCrush

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  The one post-Gen I mascot that managed to outdo Pikachu in cuteness.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  Enter Mt. Moon, go three steps up, face right, and press A. Pikablu will appear and you can catch it.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''Pikablu was a fitting name, this is just as marketable as Pikachu. It's incredibly cute and bubbly, I wish it hadn't lost all its relevance by now.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  I believe in Pikablu!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Ecks:  ''I'll always think of it as Pikablu. So much nostalgia connected with this guy before the second gen was released.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''Remember when we all thought this was the secret 152nd Pokémon of the first generation and that it was called Pikablu? Good times, good times, those were the days. *puffs on cigar*''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''remember when pikablu was a thing? well they were basically right I guess''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''WHO'S THAT POKEMON? IT'S PIKABLU! Trash if it doesn't get Huge Power though.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''Pikablu! I finally caught you!''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''Not much to say. Like a failed Pikachu lol so sad.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  Hamsters actually inflate like this if you put them in water, they totally hate it!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Ahh, Pikablu. Early Pokemon was such a fun time. But it did not live up to the hype at all. At least it's a Fairy now.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''Just garbage. Evolves into something that’s not bad, and evolves from something that may not even be the same gender (although apparently XY fixed this), so it’s got that going for it.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Starfox:  I don’t necessarily hate it because it’s a Pikaclone, because there are far worse offenders of that… I just hate it because it’s boring and obnoxious.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''Pikablu! Cute, but a boring water type that I don't understand the existence of. It's a water mouse, right? The tail just throws me. I do like the recent Fairy typing, but I know it and remember it as a pure-Water and it's so tough to like them when there is such a glut of them. I also tend to completely forget it when I'm trying to name all 100 GSC Pokemon.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''I don't really like Marill very much. I don't get why Ermine or Anagram would like Marill. Marill was borderline useless in Super Smash Bros. Melee and the design of Marill is that of a mouse.'' It's a mouse...I mean come on people. What's so good about a walking lab rat? Tracy had one in the anime but like it's counterpart in Super Smash Bros. Melee? Marill was useless so screw you Marill.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  1) Oh Pikachu's successful, let's make another mouse. THIS is the first offender of the Pikachu over hype. And 2) Tracy ensured I could never like this Poke.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  ''Easily in the top 5 overrated cute Pokemon of all time. Also, if its tail floats, how can it learn dive in gens where its an HM?'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''53. Flaaffy''' 

SCORE: 3041

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 50.68 (St. Dev: 21.33) NFE Rank: 15/46 Electric Rank: 5/8 Mareep Line: 3/3

<p class="MsoNormal">3 - Gen 8 - Karo 10 - Tennis 12 - Paratroopa 16 - Comm 18 - Raka 22 - ecksgem 23 - Logicblade 24 - Preston 25 - red 26 - Kate 27 - MC_XD 31 - lefty 33 - andy 36 - Wickle 37 - TUM 38 - Sanity 41 - Snake5s 44 - OrangeCrush 44 - Sorozone 44 - xx521xx 46 - Poke 47 - Wizards 48 - Dragon66116 49 - Drak 50 - Anagram 51 - Scepter 51 - Stifled 53 - Cody 53 - Arti 56 - flubbin 57 - Nick 57 - Natwaf 57 - GoaFan77 58 - FrostHarpy 59 - FFD 59 - Suor 60 - Magmortar 60 - profDEADPOOL 61 - Mana 61 - Brayze_II 61 - ArkOfTurus 62 - Ermine 63 - CasanovaZelos 63 - Cybat 64 - Bane 65 - JONA 68 - MSG 69 - KBM 70 - mnk 72 - BetrayedTangy 74 - Eddv 74 - Inviso 77 - starfox 78 - Paul 79 - TexWolf 85 - scarlet 85 - MI 87 - darkx 90 - Xuxon

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''You knew it was coming. Behold, my highest-ranked Gen II middie, and *gasp* it's not in a starter family! So yeah Mareep's family is not available in Crystal so months after I became sufficiently engrossed in the world of pokémon I purchased Silver on the cheap and with the help of my friend blah blah complete pokédex blah. I like the entire line, but the cotton candy fluffy pink poodle sheep is far and away my favorite. Why? I honestly cannot say. Believe it or not I hate the color pink, and I hate ultra girly stuff. But Flaaffy is too sweet to hate.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: oh no mareep you molted and got an awful sunburn what happened

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Good mid-evo and its name is just fun to say. Say it ten times fast in public.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: Sheep In The Big City

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: baaaaa.

<p class="MsoNormal">Kate: one of the few lines where the mid evo actually IS the best

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: Looks nothing like its evo or preevo other than that it is indeed a sheep.

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''This thing looks really prissy. The progression of this line is really strange. Cute sheep turns into prissy snob sheep, which turns into giraffe necked Super Saiyan yellow sheep. What the hell?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''The worst of the electric sheep line. NFE trash that, while still cute, doesn't look as nice as the others.'' Goa: ''At least its a cuter sheep... thing, and less generic.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: Worst of this line by far but still okay I guess.

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: The pinkest and stupidest member of the mareep line, I always thought he was like a mareep that was super chafed from all the nearby farmers

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''One of the most forgettable middle stages, and I really hate that name. Even then, it helps make the Mareep line one of the funnest to bring along during Gold and Silver.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''I don't like that it changes color or that it has an extra A in its name. But it's still an above-average middle form overall.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''Still just a sheep. This time it's shorn in places. Blade Runner's a good movie though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''Ugh, why did they have to shave it? It’s exactly the opposite of cute.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''52. Smeargle''' 

SCORE: 3022

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 50.37 (St. Dev: 27.33) Fully Evolved Rank: 38/54 Normal Rank: 6/15

<p class="MsoNormal">3 - Ermine 5 - lefty 8 - GoaFan77 11 - MC_XD 11 - red 11 - Sanity 11 - ArkOfTurus 14 - TUM 15 - Inviso 20 - starfox 23 - Gen 26 - TexWolf 27 - Xuxon 28 - Arti 28 - Dragon66116 29 - xx521xx 30 - Natwaf 33 - Cybat 33 - Poke 34 - Snake5s 35 - Anagram 35 - FFD 35 - Paul 43 - Tennis 43 - Magmortar 43 - profDEADPOOL 44 - Raka 45 - darkx 46 - OrangeCrush 47 - Paratroopa 48 - FrostHarpy 48 - Drak 51 - BetrayedTangy 56 - MSG 57 - CasanovaZelos 59 - Stifled 59 - Karo 61 - scarlet 63 - KBM 65 - Mana 65 - Comm 66 - flubbin 69 - ecksgem 72 - Wickle 73 - Cody 75 - mnk 76 - JONA 78 - Nick 78 - Logicblade 83 - Scepter 84 - Wizards 85 - Sorozone 86 - Preston 86 - Bane 88 - MI 89 - Suor 95 - Brayze_II 96 - Kate 96 - andy 99 - Eddv

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Ermine:  ''A painting dog. What's not to like. I love his simple yet adorable design and it was always a pleasure using one on competitive teams. Smeargle is one of the few of my top favs that I was able to find a slot for on my tryhard teams because of what he can do. Love the little guy :)''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  ''Ah, the unfortunate tale of the struggling artist. Little did anyone suspect they really have the ability to become anything they want, or at least learn any move they want.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Sanity:  ''I remember catching my first Smeargle, and after realizing what he did, I had this dream to make him learn that move that makes your next move always hit (Lock-On?) and then some moves that always kill with one hit (Horn Drill?). I never got around to it, but I thought it would have been really cool. He's a very unique Pokemon though.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Starfox:  ''I loved using Smeargle in my competitive teams. I mean, it was usually pretty difficult to pull off (especially in my opponent was more than mildly competent), but he allowed me to turn one of my Pokes into an absolute beast. Allowing Typhosion’s eruption to tear through a Pokemon with a 4x resistance will always get you props from me. Ignoring that, his gimmick is just cool as hell. So there.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''Smeargle and Sketch are just great. I mean just look at its Trivia section in Bulbapedia if you need proof! You know despite the fact that I was aware that I was able to transfer almost any move to almost any other pokémon through Smeargle, I've never been a heavy chain-breeder so I've only utilized this system like twice. Still props for just being able to do it. <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Arti:  It's a pretty fun Pokemon to experiment with. Most of the time hard to find, though.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''If you think Smeargle is unpredictable then ROFLMAO. You know what's coming when you see one. That said, I had an event one in White that's VERY useful in catching stuff.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames: Male: Picasso Female: Artemisia, FridaKahlo

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''I do not understand how being a painter correlates with being able to learn any move. I just don't. But it is fun to come up with creative move combinations, and of course it makes breeding a lot easier.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''The asterisk on every moveset unique to a specific pokemon. The funny part is that Smeargle never uses any of those exotic movesets, because it’s always too busy with spore, baton pass, and two buffs.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''The gimmick behind it is great and one of my personal favorites. It can’t do ANY sort of damage for the life of it though really, which hurts it a bit for me.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''Its gimmick is great fun, but it's kinda useless…? :/''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  he is king dope of dopeytown and I don't mean dope like in the cool sense like yo that is dope I just mean he is dopey and he has a beret

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14px;color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  Awesome idea, too bad using it in game properly is such a bother.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  It’s a good idea for a gimmick, but I’d rather just use a good Pokemon than go to the trouble of getting this guy a decent moveset with Sketch.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''Just... kind of weird, honestly. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate weirdness, but I don't even really know what to say here.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  I will eventually catch a female of these, name it Relm, and it'll suddenly burst up my list.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''Smeargle is the Nick Stanbury of Pokémon. I barely remember anything of Smeargle and I think it's gimmick what that it could use it's tail to paint pictures or something? It also doesn't even evolve. Bleh. By the way? If Nick Stanbury walked across the front yard of my sidewalk right now? I would not care. I would not care.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''It has a cool gimmick. It also looks like a stuck-up hipster painter, and it sticking out its tongue while thinking “I'm too cool to hang with the other dogs” makes it worth punching in the face.''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  I’ve always hated this thing and it getting dark void isn’t helping

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Kate:  ''f*** Spore. f*** Ingrain. f*** BP teams''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Eddv:  ''I hate this thing so much. Competitive pokemon has conditioned me to hate this thing with a fiery passion. Also he looks stupid.''

51. Hitmontop


SCORE: 3007

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 50.12 (St. Dev: 25.50) Fully Evolved Rank: 37/54 Fighting Rank: 2/3 Part of a preexisting line: 10/19 Tyrogue Line (Gen II): 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">2 - ArkOfTurus 6 - Xuxon 9 - Eddv 10 - Ermine 14 - BetrayedTangy 20 - GoaFan77 20 - Bane 21 - TUM 22 - starfox 24 - Natwaf 24 - OrangeCrush 25 - CasanovaZelos 26 - red 28 - Preston 30 - FrostHarpy 31 - Stifled 31 - Kate 31 - xx521xx 33 - Wizards 35 - JONA 36 - Drak 38 - Raka 38 - Arti 39 - Cybat 39 - MSG 40 - Nick 43 - MC_XD 44 - flubbin 45 - Anagram 45 - profDEADPOOL 47 - Logicblade 49 - darkx 50 - FFD 51 - Sanity 53 - Comm 58 - Poke 60 - Tennis 64 - TexWolf 65 - lefty 66 - Cody 67 - Snake5s 70 - Scepter 70 - Karo 71 - Wickle 71 - Brayze_II 71 - Dragon66116 72 - Magmortar 76 - Suor 77 - scarlet 78 - Sorozone 78 - andy 80 - Mana 80 - MI 86 - KBM 88 - mnk 89 - ecksgem 91 - Inviso 91 - Paratroopa 94 - Paul 95 - Gen

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Eddv:  Hitmontop is such a goofy bastard and I love him.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Ermine:  ''Really cool and fun design. Great poke, suck it gen. ;)''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Starfox:  ''I actually love its design, which is a huge improvement over Lee and Chan, both of whom I found rather unappealing. Still wish it wasn’t so hard to evolve though.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''A true Capoeira master, this thing is annoying to face in non-Singles thanks to Intimidate. But good god that's a horrible evolution method.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames: Tyrogue-Hitmonchan/Hitmonlee/Hitmontop Tyrogue: Kenichi Hitmonchan: JackieChan Hitmonlee: Bruce Lee Hitmontop: ChuckNoris, Chuck Norris

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  The best design of the Hitmons.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  ''For the most part? I always liked Fighting types and Hitmontop is no exception. Gotta love spinning tops.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''Did we need a third Hitmon? No. Is it cool anyway? Sure.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  I've always wanted one, but it's a pain in the ass to evolve.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''I'm a little sad it wasn't named after a martial artist like its brothers. But it looks the most like a Pokemon as opposed to a guy in a costume of the three of them.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">MSG:  Yeah, he's still the weak link of the Hitmon family, but nothing can take his amazing Stadium 2 mini-game away from him!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Flubbin:  ''They get points for creativity, I guess. I like Hitmontop, but he’s certainly not as good at the other Hitmons.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''Massively inferior to the other Hitmons. If you have a hand fighting a foot fighting pokemon, the next logical step is, I don’t know, a headbutting pokemon or something. Instead we get a dreidel. <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  Triple kick and true to its name, but also weird.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  The stupidest hitmon, and hitmonchan wasn’t winning any spelling bees

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''I could never actually get one by evolving a Tyrogue, and I don’t like its design, the face especially (I swear 75% of this gen has terrible faces). But when it is battle time it’s one of the most unique Pokemon in the entire series that isn’t a gimmick. Rapin Spin fighter with neat defenses (albeit bad HP) and more than enough tools to get some offense going is neat.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''Its sprites and artwork always have it upside-down, standing on its head spike, spinning and looking cool. Some douche later decided it would be a good idea to make pictures of it standing on its feet, looking like a dwarf moron and killing every ounce of appeal it had. Please reconsider.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''Hitmonlee is Bruce. Hitmonchan is Jackie. Way to ruin tradition! It's a cool Pokemon though that I never tried to get because equal Attack & Defense sounds like some insane breeding.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''As good as Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan are... Hitmontop is just stupid.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Ecks:  ''I just now realized it has a tail. That helmet hair though.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  no thanks I was never really into beyblade

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''I have an insanely long rant about Hitmontop that I cannot limit to one writeup. It knows what it did...''

<p class="MsoNormal">''<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Hitmontop is just one of those pokemon where the more I think about it the less I like it. To further explain why I present to you the story of its origin from the perspective of YOUm the average pocket monster designer. ''

''<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Okay so you've got two Hitmon pokemon: one that specializes in kicking and one that specializes in punching. And<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;"> since you're some kind of moron you've just invented a hideous baby pokemon that connects the two and can turn into either. So what's next? Well let's make a third evolution. There's no shortage of ideas you can follow through on, but logic dictates the next step would be either a pokemon that is equally adept at both kicking and punching, or one that has a totally unique method of attacking that involves neither. To that end, you're Japanese so immediately you're thinking sumo or judo which involve throwing one's own weight around and using the opponent's weight against them respectively. But will this translate well with western audiences? Probably not. Best save those ideas for later (Hariyama, Throh). ''

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Okay well back to square one. Something that uses both kicks and punches with equal skill. Gosh, what kind of fighters do this nowadays? Oh, uh-doi, kickboxers! MMA fighters also do this, but this is the year 2000 and that sport is still growing in popularity. Still there is  one<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;"> MMA specialist that's pretty dang popular both here and overseas- THAT'S IT! HITMONORIS! IT WAS ALL SO EASY! Welp, that's a wrap. Book it. You're just finished sketching out what's sure to be a winning design.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">And that's when your mentally lacking eleven year old niece walks in. "Durr..." she says, dribble running down her chin and onto her new toy which you purchased from the pharmacy one block over so she'd leave you alone long enough to finish your desk work for the night. Placing her cheap slobbery dreidel right on said desk, she spins it, flinging spittle all over your drawing of Hitmonoris. "Uncle Toshiro you should make THIS into a pokemon ~hob gobble derp!"

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">"Oh but sweetie," you begin to protest. However your misgivings fall on deaf and dumb ears. "MAEK DIS POGEYMAN NAO!" she cries. Is it too late to abort? Sadly yes. So you do the damn design of a spinning pokemon that has nothing to do with fighting so you draw some legs on it, and a tail that looks like a leg and now it kicks. It spins and kicks. Doesn't that make it more of a breakdancer? I mean no one in their right mind would take such an absurd fighting stance and expect to do anything but utterly embarrass himself but the deed is done and it's too late to redraw a non-drool covered version of your first pick.

<span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Sweating bullets, you turn this design of this... Hitmontop in to your supervisor of design. He stares at it critically. "Huuuuuuuuuurk, I love it!!" says he, eyes drifting apart from one another in a blank unseeing gaze. Oh, thank Buddha. Right you forgot this one was dropped on his head as an infant. Satoshi-san only gave him the job because his mother was a friend of the family.

<span style="font-size:14px;color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;">So in a nutshell Hitmontop is the epitome of wasted potential, is related to his family in name only, is dumb and ugly (imo), and doesn't have a unique method of attack to set him apart. Sorry but kicking  while spinning!<span style="font-size:14px;color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;line-height:18px;"> is still kicking, and there's almost dozen ideas I'd rather have seen implemented before something that stupid. In fact I'll list them. Things I'd rather have seen in a Hitmon before Brazilian dance-fighting: MMA, kickboxing, Muay Thai, judo, karate, jiujitsu, tae kwando, hapkido, bojitsu (yes though it violates the Hitmon tradition of hand-to-hand combat, an ACTUAL stick-user would have been neat), sumo... that's it. I forget when Ong Bak came out, but a Hitmonjaa would have been the s***. Tell me it wouldn't have! You are a liar. It's like... you mean to tell me not ONE famous martial artist could have lent his name to a pokemon? I ain't buyin' it! Hitmonsuck es dum the end bye.

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50. Larvitar


SCORE: 2939

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 48.98 (St. Dev: 23.75) NFE Rank: 14/46 Rock Rank: 3/7 Ground Rank: 6/10 Larvitar Line: 2/3

<p class="MsoNormal">2 - Gen 4 - Ermine 4 - lefty 6 - profDEADPOOL 15 - xx521xx 20 - Logicblade 22 - MI 23 - Sorozone 25 - Anagram 25 - Eddv 25 - Wizards 28 - FrostHarpy 30 - MC_XD 31 - Drak 32 - Kate 32 - Bane 33 - FFD 34 - CasanovaZelos 36 - ecksgem 36 - Paul 37 - flubbin 39 - Nick 40 - Comm 40 - TexWolf 43 - Preston 43 - BetrayedTangy 44 - MSG 45 - Arti 45 - TUM 46 - darkx 48 - ArkOfTurus 49 - red 50 - Brayze_II 52 - Scepter 53 - Karo 55 - starfox 56 - Mana 56 - Natwaf 58 - Wickle 58 - Cybat 60 - Raka 62 - JONA 63 - Snake5s 64 - OrangeCrush 65 - Dragon66116 67 - Paratroopa 71 - KBM 73 - scarlet 73 - GoaFan77 74 - mnk 75 - Magmortar 77 - Poke 80 - Cody 82 - Inviso 84 - Stifled 87 - Suor 87 - Xuxon 89 - andy 91 - Tennis 95 - Sanity

Gen: '' My favorite of the pokémon Ash has traveled with but never officially owned, and also his one chance at having a pseudo-Legendary for a looong while. Man Ash is an idiot. That Larvitar clearly needed a good home and graaah. Anyway Larvitar is both super-cute and a total badass without even trying, the end.''

Ermine: '' I have always loved Larvitar and the anime also helped to make that stronger. They literally go into his dreams, that's awesome. ''

Logicblade: '' Just the baby form of my boy T-Tar. Trying too hard to be cool, but I'll give it some props.''

Anagram: One of two pseudo-legendaries who aren’t dragons, and it’s still pulling a Charizard.

Eddv:  He's a tough little guy.

CasanovaZelos: Hard to believe something this cute evolves into Tyranitar.

Preston: '' I remember Ash had a Larvitar in his party during the end of the Master Quest saga and didn't Larvitar cry every episode? Yeah that was pretty annoying.''

MSG: '' Motherf****r eats mountains in his free time. 'Nuff said.''

Brayze: Gene simmons lizard with a pineapple up its ass

Natwaf: '' NFE Trash that will kill you once it grows up. From the profile, I don't like how it looks, but from the front it looks good.''

Cybat: '' 2' tall and weighs 160 pounds. Other than that, not much interesting about it.''

Raka:  It eats mountain?

Paratroopa: '' what is this thing? is he a tiny dinosaur? why does he turn into an angry cocoon? so many questions''

KBM: '' Spoilers: This isn't the biggest leap between members of the same evolutionary line on my list. But it's close.''

Goa:  I'm pretty sure the other Pokemon in Mount Silver would have attempted genocide on these things if they had any idea what they would become.

Magmortar: '' Yeah, Larvitar is kind of really bad. Not even Guts can save this thing. It doesn’t stay bad, however.''

Stifled: '' It’s a turd. Why is there a turd Pokemon? Get your bowel movements out of my game.''

Suor:  Emo tears stopped being edgy a decade ago and look quite out of place when trying to become fat by eating a mountain.

49. Azumarill


SCORE: 2898

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 48.30 (St. Dev: 23.67) Fully Evolved Rank: 36/54 Water Rank: 11/18 Fairy Rank: 1/8 Marill Line (Gen II): 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - CasanovaZelos 9 - Paratroopa 10 - Nick 10 - Brayze_II 12 - Poke 14 - Karo 16 - Natwaf 17 - Eddv 19 - xx521xx 23 - Suor 24 - andy 25 - mnk 26 - Wizards 27 - OrangeCrush 28 - Raka 29 - Dragon66116 36 - Tennis 36 - ArkOfTurus 37 - Kate 37 - Gen 37 - Sanity 39 - FrostHarpy 40 - MSG 40 - Drak 40 - lefty 43 - Xuxon 46 - Inviso 47 - MC_XD 47 - Arti 48 - Cybat 51 - Ermine 52 - Magmortar 54 - Stifled 55 - KBM 55 - profDEADPOOL 58 - Scepter 58 - FFD 58 - TUM 60 - Cody 60 - JONA 61 - GoaFan77 61 - Paul 62 - BetrayedTangy 62 - flubbin 62 - red 64 - MI 65 - Bane 67 - Comm 67 - ecksgem 72 - Logicblade 72 - darkx 73 - Mana 73 - Snake5s 75 - Sorozone 78 - TexWolf 85 - Anagram 89 - Preston 90 - starfox 97 - scarlet 99 - Wickle

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  ''A perfect combination of cuteness and viability. The fairy typing added just the right amount of oomph to make it an easy favorite among Gen II.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  the forgotten hero of twitch plays pokemon http://i.imgur.com/XcomrQa.png

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  Sometimes I see a girl this shape at the bus stop I think she has bad, bad diabetes, azumarill got diabetes so bad he became fairy type

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''BELLY DRUM AQUA JET TO THE FACE! Water/Fairy and Huge Power is a great combo, since we're still lacking in physical Fairy moves, and choices for great users of Play Rough is limited. It still manages to look cute too''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Eddv:  Wonder Egg! <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''This is the Cinderella story of possibly the only Water pokémon worse than Feraligatr back in GSC becoming actually viable competitively. Stealth lolferaligatr remark.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''I heard it's pretty good competitively or something? Gen 2 is so 'good' I put a Pokemon in Top 30 based on hearsay. Also, Moe.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''Looking at it... it's pretty much Wigglytuff Redux. And yet I like it two hells of a lot more. Why? Is it the bubble-themed motif? Perhaps it's the versatility of its moveset? Or is it simply the fact that it's not related to a pokémon I hate the guts of? Let's go with all of the above. Unlike Wiggly, it also doesn't simply look like a stretched out, bloated less appealing version of its former glory.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Getting the Fairy type helped a lot, and along with Huge Power made this guy one of the scarier Pokemon to face. But I still can't take it seriously.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''Rabbit smash puny dragons after being one of Gen 2’s most forgettable Pokemon. Thing’s come a long way. It’s pretty good in battling but I don’t care a lot for Azumarill.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  Evolved Pikablu!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''I guess it's pretty good. Kind of an anticlimactic FE.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  I guess its a fairy now, but meh. <span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Mana:  ''Probably the one I had the most difficulty ranking. It's been Top 50 and Bottom 10. I respect it a lot more than I do Marill and Azurill, but it's still not a favorite.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''Of all the random pokemon to become good because it lucked into having a fantastic ability, it had to be Azumarill. It’s ugly as hell and ruins Marill, but I hope you like seeing it everywhere because of its huge power. Ugh, this thing. Marill is the only pikaclone with an evolution, and given how much worse than their preevos Raichu and Azumarill are, it’s not hard to see why. Although it is hard to see why we didn’t get Marill’s baby form until much later.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  This is coming from a guy that adores Water types but Azumarill does nothing for me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Starfox:  ''I hate this line so much. And Azumarill isn’t obnoxiously cute, they simply tried so hard to make it cute that it wound up kind of ugly''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  I will never remember which marill is the prevo vs the evo. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''48. Octillery''' 

SCORE: 2882

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 48.03 (St. Dev: 23.12) Fully Evolved Rank: 35/54 Water Rank: 10/18 Remoraid Line: 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">3 - mnk 7 - Wickle 10 - Magmortar 11 - Nick 11 - Eddv 15 - FrostHarpy 15 - Cybat 17 - TexWolf 20 - Xuxon 21 - starfox 22 - Cody 23 - GoaFan77 28 - Stifled 29 - flubbin 33 - ArkOfTurus 36 - Logicblade 37 - KBM 38 - darkx 38 - Suor 39 - profDEADPOOL 39 - Paratroopa 41 - FFD 43 - Scepter 43 - Karo 43 - ecksgem 45 - Comm 46 - Gen 46 - red 46 - Paul 48 - Mana 48 - Ermine 49 - OrangeCrush 50 - Sorozone 51 - MC_XD 51 - Brayze_II 51 - Arti 52 - Raka 52 - Inviso 54 - scarlet 54 - Natwaf 57 - lefty 58 - andy 59 - Preston 61 - Poke 62 - Bane 65 - Tennis 70 - Anagram 71 - JONA 72 - Dragon66116 73 - xx521xx 76 - Snake5s 76 - Sanity 77 - BetrayedTangy 78 - CasanovaZelos 78 - MSG 81 - Kate 87 - MI 89 - TUM 93 - Wizards 94 - Drak

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: ''OCTILLERY CANNON FIRE! This name is just too good.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Octopus fires everything, and I mean everything, at things. Seeds, ice, electricity, even fire. Some people don’t like it not outrunning people, but you know what? Baton Pass it some speed. Problem solved. It’s not like they’ll get rid of it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: I liked that it resembled the Zelda enemy and its varied moveset.

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Clever concept; the name works really well. It's a shame it's so slow, but its movepool is great. Plus, Moody is hilarious.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: I’m only writing this because I feel rather stupid for only just now getting the pun

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''Not the worse thing they could do with an octopus, and it has a decent unique move. I even used one to beat the Elite 4 in Pearl once.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''I like different types of Pokemon. An octopus hadn’t been done yet so I was happy to see it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''I'm not sure why Remoraid turns into this, really, but it's honestly pretty cool so I'm willing to forgive the utter lack of sense that this makes. There are cooler Water types, to be sure, but this at least improves tremendously on a lazy design. Even if it is just going from “just a fish” to “just a brightly-colored octopus.”''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: WHY DOES AN OCTOPUS EVOLVE FROM A FISH

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Probably my favorite pokémon name just for the brilliant creativity behind it. Also Octazooka is ridiculous and great. Sadly I never raised one but hey that doesn't mean I can't appreciate it for what it is. I will never understand why it's not a one-off pokémon or why it evolves from Remoraid of all things. I honestly think GameFreak just wanted to justify the existence of the little fish clinging onto Mantine and thus needed it to become its own pokémon like Shellder, only... Shellder/Cloyster actually made sense as a standalone line.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Hay fever octopus fires inky wads at opponents, horrifies onlookers

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''I like how its moveset is based on its design/lore. But why does it literally look like a normal octopus?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''UNLEASH THE MEDIOCRE KRAKEN! Bonus points for Troll Volkner using it in his ELECTRIC gym in Diamond/Pearl. Laughed my ass off when that happened.''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Natwaf’s Nicknames: Remoraid- Octillery Male: DaveyJones Female: The Kraken  Preston: Meh. At least Octillery knows some moves that are actually named after it like Octazooka. How many Pokémon out there do you know are honored like that?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''A lot of people complain that it looks nothing like Remoraid, but I get the joke. My problem with Octillery is that it’s just ugly and dumb. There’s a lot you can do with an octopus, but this is just like some dumb cartoon. You can say that about a lot of pokemon, I suppose, but Octillery really strikes me as just the absolute worst.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Why does this evolve from Remoraid? That alone makes it memorable.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Drak: ''so ugly. also, this is kinda unfair to the pokemon, but joyrock has an octillery alt and I have therefore come to associate octillery with terrible posts'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''47. Wobbuffet''' 

SCORE: 2858

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 47.63 (St. Dev: 28.46) Fully Evolved Rank: 34/54 Psychic Rank: 6/10

<p class="MsoNormal">3 - TUM 3 - Xuxon 4 - GoaFan77 6 - Sanity 8 - lefty 10 - darkx 10 - TexWolf 13 - FrostHarpy 16 - BetrayedTangy 16 - Eddv 16 - ecksgem 17 - MI 18 - Natwaf 19 - FFD 20 - Wizards 23 - Raka 23 - andy 28 - MSG 32 - Suor 34 - Inviso 35 - CasanovaZelos 38 - Mana 38 - Cody 39 - Wickle 39 - Arti 42 - Sorozone 43 - Dragon66116 44 - Tennis 45 - Bane 47 - Snake5s 47 - KBM 47 - Gen 50 - Stifled 50 - Cybat 52 - flubbin 54 - Magmortar 56 - JONA 56 - mnk 57 - Anagram 58 - Paul 60 - red 62 - scarlet 63 - Poke 64 - Nick 66 - starfox 69 - Logicblade 69 - Drak 70 - profDEADPOOL 71 - Comm 76 - Paratroopa 77 - xx521xx 89 - Scepter 89 - Ermine 93 - Kate 94 - Karo 94 - Brayze_II 98 - MC_XD 99 - Preston 99 - OrangeCrush 100 - ArkOfTurus

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: Troll in chief of the Pokemon world, at your service.

<p class="MsoNormal">Sanity: ''He's the best troll Pokemon in the Smash games. I love his facial expression too.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: Troolllll.

<p class="MsoNormal">Ecks: ''If it wasn't for the anime, I wouldn't have much of an opinion on this guy. He's got a funny gimmick though, and he's pretty unique in the games.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''I love it's face, I love it's anime cry, I love the concept. Lol eternal Wobbuffet VS Wobbuffet. The tail is totally it's real body, and the blue thing is a distraction. Too bad I suck at predicting though, couldn't use it to it's full potential.''

<p class="MsoNormal"> Raka:  ''Natwaf should know that it says 'Keeenapa?' in the Indonesian dub of the Genesect movie. It's just too funny.''

<p class="MsoNormal">MSG: ''The entire idea behind Wobbuffet is really quite fascinating. Nothing like this had ever been done before, or since. I never ended up using one myself, and any time I ran into one in the games, they were pretty damn stupid, but it's still quite unique and incredibly powerful in the right hands.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: WOOOOOOOOBBBUFFEEETTT!!!

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: A hilarious design mixed with a unique combat style.

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: ''XD. Shame they took away that face in Gen 6.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''Wobbuffet is kind of hilarious, honestly... but I like so many other Pokémon in this generation for real reasons.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''I'm torn. On the one hand I love Wobbuffet's concept and how it relates to its very unique battle style. On the other I hate Team Rocket's. On the first hand female Wobbuffet wear lipstick now. That is hilarious. Back on the second its anime gimmick was done to death, and then resurrected only to be re-killed! On both hands, Shadow Tag. My opinion on this thing is as unstable as the pokémon itself, but overall... I suppose I like it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''In-game, I despise this thing. The anime Wobbuffet is great though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Possibly the best troll in the game. The concept is so mean and executed so perfectly. But seriously what is up with its female form''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''In terms of battling potential, it went from what might be the worst Pokemon in the entire series (including NFEs) to instant Uber in-between generations. Not bad. Really, as long as you had at least two Pokemon, Wobbuffet had no way of doing ANYTHING to you until it was Struggling time back in GSC. That’s…wow. Anyway it’s a fun punching bag, and now a very deadly one. You don’t battle Wobbuffets very often but when you do, pray.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Any feelings I might have had for Wobbuffet are completely eclipsed by the anime. Holy ****, popping out of its pokeball ceased being a joke. I don’t mean that it wasn’t funny, I mean that Team Rocket scenes basically consisted of like Jessie and James discussing whatever, and agreeing on a plan, then Wobbuffet ends the scene by appearing and saying its name. It’s literally not an actual joke.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Poke: WOOOOB!

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''jessie got rid of her wobbuffet? what the hell, he was like, the deepest and most insightful character on the show, now who will dispense useful wisdom and teach the kids good morals''

<p class="MsoNormal">Karo: Stupid annoying pokemon with a stupid annoying gimmick.

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ''I used to have this toy called the punching bag bunch and it was like a monster that came with one of those weighted inflatable punching bags, and it’s so obscure that I can’t even find it on google. Oh wobbuffet? Yeah it’s crap''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''I hate Wobbuffet. The "popping out of the Pokéball" running gag in the anime got tiresome and really old. Not to mention we already had Misty's Psyduck and James's Victreebel do that. We didn't need a third character in the same mold as them. WOBBUFFET lasted longer in Jessie and James's party than Arbok and Weezing did. Wow. Wobbuffet also sucks in Super Smash Bros. so screw you Wobbuffet. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">OrangeCrush: Annoying in the anime + Shadow Tag = almost the worst <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''46. Furret''' 

SCORE: 2858

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 47.63 (St. Dev: 26.61) Fully Evolved Rank: 33/54 Normal Rank: 5/15 Sentret Line: 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">3 - Karo 6 - Paratroopa 7 - Xuxon 8 - Wizards 9 - Magmortar 11 - Tennis 13 - red 14 - OrangeCrush 15 - Poke 18 - Ermine 18 - Inviso 19 - Drak 19 - Arti 21 - MC_XD 21 - andy 22 - mnk 24 - Cody 28 - Suor 29 - Brayze_II 32 - ArkOfTurus 33 - Logicblade 36 - Sorozone 38 - MSG 42 - xx521xx 44 - TexWolf 44 - MI 45 - Snake5s 46 - scarlet 46 - CasanovaZelos 47 - Sanity 49 - Mana 50 - JONA 51 - Cybat 53 - Kate 54 - Preston 54 - FFD 56 - Raka 57 - Scepter 57 - Dragon66116 59 - starfox 59 - Bane 62 - Gen 64 - lefty 66 - Wickle 69 - Eddv 70 - flubbin 72 - ecksgem 76 - Anagram 77 - Nick 79 - Comm 80 - KBM 80 - Paul 81 - FrostHarpy 85 - Natwaf 85 - profDEADPOOL 89 - darkx 89 - Stifled 90 - BetrayedTangy 93 - TUM 94 - GoaFan77

<p class="MsoNormal">Karo: Squiggly and wiggly!

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: so goddamn adorable I want to wear him like a scarf

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''It’s cute. Really really cute. Not good but I don’t care! Ferrets are awesome.''

<p class="MsoNormal">OrangeCrush: A guilty favorite

<p class="MsoNormal">Poke: ''DOINK DOINK DOINK! Ermine playing Pokemon Stadium 2 and having Furret on his team was awesome.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: By far the best and coolest “generic beginner Normal type”, I love its sleek and sort of serpentine shape, and I love pokes with wide movepools (even when they're bad like this one).

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Tube weasel pokemon capable of not much except cleaning pipes

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: A perfect design, especially in the 3D games.

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Cutest early Normal type, for what that's worth. But man is it useless.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Somewhat useful as Furret was a tank in Pokémon Colosseum but not necessarily that great. Mediocre at best''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Mari Miwa/Patricia Roland had these, I think. Cute enough.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: okay.jpg

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: Who cares?

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''What happened to the cute, round body and the whole “balancing-on-the-tail” thing? Those were really the only things Sentret had going for it. Also “Furret” is a dumb name.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Probably the worst of the early non-bird catchable critters. What the hell is this thing? It's not cute or adorable, it's just freaky.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''Not only is it boring, but Linoone in Gen 3 is pretty much the same exact thing. So we get two copies of a garbage Pokemon. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''I don't mind ferrets, but this one is again a bit too generic for its own good. At least Sentret was a little more original.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''45. Politoed''' 

SCORE: 2847

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 47.45 (St. Dev: 27.68) Fully Evolved Rank: 32/54 Water Rank: 9/18 Part of a preexisting line: 9/19

<p class="MsoNormal">4 - Gen 4 - Paul 5 - Tennis 7 - FrostHarpy 10 - Drak 10 - Paratroopa 11 - OrangeCrush 11 - JONA 11 - Bane 15 - darkx 17 - Nick 18 - KBM 19 - Eddv 19 - MC_XD 24 - Snake5s 26 - Sanity 29 - CasanovaZelos 30 - Ermine 30 - Cody 31 - starfox 31 - TUM 34 - Logicblade 35 - GoaFan77 37 - Wizards 39 - Sorozone 39 - TexWolf 40 - Raka 40 - Karo 42 - scarlet 42 - Comm 44 - BetrayedTangy 46 - Arti 48 - Preston 50 - Poke 52 - Brayze_II 60 - Kate 61 - Stifled 61 - red 62 - MSG 62 - ecksgem 64 - xx521xx 65 - Cybat 66 - Scepter 67 - Wickle 68 - flubbin 74 - profDEADPOOL 75 - andy 75 - Suor 78 - lefty 79 - Xuxon 81 - Natwaf 81 - Dragon66116 87 - Anagram 88 - Mana 88 - Magmortar 89 - Inviso 90 - mnk 90 - ArkOfTurus 91 - FFD 95 - MI

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Quit misspelling it as Politoad you turds; it gets its name from its cute little toesies on its cute little feetses. Also it's a frog so there! Lookit its fat cheeks omg I wanna pinch 'em. How could anyone hate this guy? It bugs me so much when people say it's inferior to Wrath. I mean it's got a branched evolution specifically so you can use either or both so why pick on one just cuz it's different? Drizzle on all the haters, Froggy. (For the record, Gen, no one misspelled Politoed)''

<p class="MsoNormal">Drak: The superior Poliwhirl evolution.

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''politoed is cheerful frog with very special swirly style for have happy life. MAKE RAIN IS TRUE'' OrangeCrush: "Arceus for President!"

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''If I had a Poliwhirl I would actually be conflicted about what to turn it into, something that almost never happens outside of Eeveelutions in branching evolutionary lines. (That said, without a modded emulator I would end up just going with Poliwrath every time, because f*** having to trade things to evolve, much less with a specific item in hand.)''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: ''I like rain teams and that's what I like about Politoed. Also that he's such a betrayal of the poli line.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Apparently fell from OU to NU between Gen V and VI. Nerfs are a shame. Still a cool design, if awful to get in game. Trading evolutions were already bad enough, why add items?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: I'm guessing this is the Poliwag line's designer feeling sorry for not making a proper frog in Gen I. Also, why is it raining?

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''lol how did Poliwhirl become this? Still, pretty fun-looking and underexposed, I'm curiou''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Go to hell Gatarix for comparing me to Se7enthrust. I don't even know if I spelled his name right.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: look who thinks he's a bigshot now that he has drizzle

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''So I have the choice between an angry fighting tadpole and this thing? Right…''

<p class="MsoNormal">MSG: ''Did the Poliwag line really need more? It was perfect the way it was!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''I don't understand why it looks completely different from the rest of its family. They sure did it a favor by giving it Drizzle though, because it is very unremarkable otherwise.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Flubbin: Pssh, Politoed ain’t got nothing on mah boi Poliwrath.

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''As a stand-alone pokémon, it would be ok. As a Poliwhirl evolution, it looks almost as out of place as Rhyperior. Giving it Drizzle was, after all, one of the worst possible mistakes along with anything related to Stealth Rocks.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''I love Rain and rain teams. Politoed 's appearance makes me want to punch it though. But hey, Drizzle is something.''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Natwaf’s Nicknames: Poliwag-Poliwhirl-Poliwrath/Politoed Male Poliwrath: Chuck Female Poliwrath: Chuck Wife Both genders Politoed: Rainmaker''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''I have never liked Politoed. I don’t like its design, I don’t like its stomach, I don’t like its misspelled name, I don’t like how it evolves from Poliwhirl. I used to be merely neutral about it, but then it got Drizzle. **** this thing.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Mana: ''Goofy looking, completely different look from its predecessors, Held Item side evolution, and it never appealed to me in battle. It makes sense because pollywog -> frog, but from Poliwhirl? Poliwag, yes, Poliwhirl, no. Maybe if were on its own I'd appreciate it more, but it's still mono-Water.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''BW metagame was a drizzling pile of shit for a lot of reasons, but Politoed might be the biggest one. The thing is nobody would remember it, EVER, if it were not for getting one stupididly OP ability. And now that it got nerfed, nobody cares about it once again. Why can’t the rest of this line be as awesome as Poliwrath.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''44. Delibird''' 

SCORE: 2838

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 47.30 (St. Dev: 28.18) Fully Evolved Rank: 31/54 Ice Rank: 2/5 Flying Rank: 9/19

<p class="MsoNormal">2 - Ermine 7 - BetrayedTangy 7 - MC_XD 7 - Poke 9 - darkx 17 - OrangeCrush 17 - Anagram 20 - Preston 21 - red 21 - Paratroopa 23 - ecksgem 23 - Magmortar 24 - Wickle 24 - Kate 24 - flubbin 24 - Dragon66116 24 - Bane 25 - Nick 25 - Sanity 26 - Snake5s 26 - JONA 27 - Paul 29 - Stifled 29 - KBM 31 - Comm 32 - Drak 33 - FrostHarpy 34 - Natwaf 35 - xx521xx 40 - profDEADPOOL 43 - starfox 43 - Sorozone 45 - Logicblade 45 - ArkOfTurus 55 - Cody 55 - Xuxon 59 - MSG 60 - Karo 62 - Eddv 63 - Inviso 63 - Suor 69 - Scepter 69 - Raka 69 - Gen 69 - MI 70 - Mana 70 - lefty 72 - Tennis 74 - andy 82 - TUM 83 - GoaFan77 83 - TexWolf 85 - Arti 89 - CasanovaZelos 91 - scarlet 92 - Cybat 96 - Brayze_II 96 - mnk 100 - FFD 100 - Wizards

<p class="MsoNormal">Ermine: ''Really awesome design for a gimmick pokemon. It's too bad Present is pretty useless but nothing will take away my rental Delibird literally taking out Charizard and Dragonite vs Lance in Pokemon Stadium 2. Suck it Charizard. Penguins are awesome.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Poke: ''The King, the Legend. Ermy's Delibird is canonically the strongest force. Takes on all of Lance's pokemon like a true champion. Long live the King!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''– I used to have Delibird even higher than this, but then I heard its voice in the anime. It’s just… hideous. Sounds can’t normally be hideous, you might say, but if you do, you haven’t heard it speak.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: '<3 This Pokémon <3 <3 Christmas <3 <3 Santa Claus <3 <3 Delibird <3'

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: f*** you brayze delibird is hilarious and rad and I'll like him if I want to, YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''To me, it’s basically this generation’s Farfetch’d. It’s awesome, and it’s terrible, but more importantly it’s awesome. Although unlike Farfetch’d, it somehow finding a free turn can sometimes go pretty horribly. A friend and I once came to the conclusion that Glalie, not Delibird, is the most useless Ice-type (although Glalie’s mega probably renders this moot now).''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: SANTA!!!

<p class="MsoNormal">Flubbin: ''Delibird used to be my favorite Pokemon for some reason. It’s definitely fallen off quite a bit since then, but I still am really fond of it. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''Would you really open a present from a stranger? What if it’s a bomb? What if it’s a box of AIDS? What if it’s candy, but the kind with hallucinations?''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''He's so happy! And look, he's waving at me! Hi, Delibird! :D''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Poor Santa. Forever a joke. Speaking of jokes, it gets 2 abilities that prevents sleep. Poor overworked Santa, I can't help but pity it and kick it far higher than it should be. And that's it's tail, not a sack.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: Literally Christian propaganda tho

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Hello Ermine. Present is a neat signature move but I've never felt strongly about this thing despite liking penguins and having been an avid fan of santa in my childhood. I think it might have something to do with its sack being attached to its ass. That's creepy. Still he's a better mascot for X-mas than Luvdisc is for V-Day. Where the heck is my turkey pokémon for T-giving at!?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: He's kind of a fun concept Pokemon, but he's so useless even that can't save him ranking very much.

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: It's really sad this managed to do better than over 10 other Pokemon.

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Not gonna lie, Game Freak trolling us with its abilities is pretty hilarious. But not in a way that helps its ranking.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: And the award for the #1 most strained pun in all of pokemon goes to

<p class="MsoNormal">Wizard: I hate penguins. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''43. Sudowoodo''' 

SCORE: 2830

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 47.17 (St. Dev: 25.94) Fully Evolved Rank: 30/54 Rock Rank: 2/7

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">6 - TUM 6 - lefty 8 - Eddv 11 - darkx 11 - Brayze_II 13 - Stifled 13 - Tennis 15 - MI 16 - scarlet 16 - FFD 19 - Magmortar 21 - Natwaf 21 - Sanity 24 - Arti 25 - Xuxon 29 - Cody 31 - Logicblade 31 - BetrayedTangy 31 - profDEADPOOL 32 - Preston 32 - Cybat 35 - Dragon66116 36 - andy 36 - Inviso 37 - Suor 39 - OrangeCrush 39 - flubbin 39 - Paul 41 - MSG 43 - CasanovaZelos 45 - Gen 46 - Drak 49 - starfox 49 - Wickle 53 - Sorozone 54 - Karo 56 - FrostHarpy 58 - Anagram 58 - red 58 - xx521xx 60 - Bane 63 - Nick 66 - Snake5s 67 - KBM 68 - Poke 69 - Comm 69 - TexWolf 71 - Kate 73 - ecksgem 74 - ArkOfTurus 76 - GoaFan77 77 - Paratroopa 79 - MC_XD 80 - JONA 88 - Raka 92 - Scepter 92 - Wizards 93 - Mana 94 - Ermine 97 - mnk

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: ''I love pokemon designs that are just out to troll you and Sudowoodo is probably still the best example of this. Also the dopey expression on its face like it BELIEVES it's a tree. Priceless.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ‘oh no I think he’s on to me, better do a dance’

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''It’s a tree that wants to beat you up! That’s hysterical! Snorlax might be the original roadblock, but I like this guy a lot as well. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Most Rock types hate Water-types. A lot. Even when they look like trees. BUT SUDOWOODO IS NOT ONE OF THOSE GUYS. Wood Hammer aw yeaaaaah (even though that kind of gets rid of the point. It’s a ROCK tree, why does it get a move a regular tree would get?!).''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''I see it's face and appearance and I can't help but smile. True story: I was frustrated looking for the Trevenant horde containing Sudowoodo for an hour or two. Then I found it, and I can't help but laugh at seeing it. You ain't fooling me fella. Oh, and it can use Explosion for some reason. Watch out. And it's Sturdy too.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''I like Sudowoodo. The least I can say here is this. '''IF YOU HATE SUDOWOODO THEN I WISHED YOUR COMPUTER DIED FROM A TROJAN VIRUS AND YOU DIED BY THE WRATH OF THE TALIBANS!!!! '

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Oh man, I love the concept for this one. The name is great if a little clunky, and the design is perfect. A shame it's not very good.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''I own a Water pokémon but for some reason I need a Squirtbottle to get this thing out of my path. Pokémon logic.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''I love Pokemon found on the overworld map. Cool idea for a Pokemon, while not relying on its gimmick for everything.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Another brilliant name from GameFreak. I played blind, and, while ten year-old me did know the meaning of the prefix "pseudo", she was also somehow still dumb enough to not connect the dots there so I of course got trolled. Ah memories... Anyway this guy is solid as a Rock type found fairly early in the game. It's just too bad you can't get him in time for Whitney IIRC.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''I feel like this was only created to troll unsuspecting children into using fire types against it. It worked, though. Brilliant name though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: Better troll than Snorlax.

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Waaaay back in the day, I imported a Japanese version of Gold well before GS came out in America. When I got to a Sudowoodo and used fire, and it didn’t work, I thought, “Wow, this thing’s SpDef must be through the roof!” So I caught it and was sorely disappointed. I did the exact same thing with Shuckle, thinking it was a water-type.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''You'd think they would have at least come up with a decent idea to serve as this generation's Snorlax, but it's just kind of a tree. Made out of rock. With a REALLY silly name that I make fun of all the time.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: Bonsai!!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: oh so it's PSEUDO wood like he's a fake tree got it

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: So annoying and lame and what kind of sense-deprived person could mistake this for a tree?

<p class="MsoNormal">Mana: ''It's definitely unique, I'll give it that. But it's more obstacle than Pokemon. Snorlax is great in battle and feels like a real situation a trainer would be stuck with. Sudowoodo... it's a rock that look like a tree and is afraid of water. There's nothing really good to say about it.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''42. Bayleef''' 

SCORE: 2792

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 46.53 (St. Dev: 21.64) NFE Rank: 13/46 Grass Rank: 4/10 Starters: 7/9 Chikorita Line: 2/3

<p class="MsoNormal">14 - mnk 14 - Dragon66116 16 - Scepter 17 - Bane 18 - Gen 18 - xx521xx 21 - scarlet 22 - Kate 24 - TUM 27 - Anagram 27 - GoaFan77 27 - FFD 27 - Inviso 28 - starfox 28 - Comm 29 - Logicblade 30 - Karo 30 - Tennis 31 - JONA 32 - flubbin 32 - Sanity 35 - Wickle 35 - Magmortar 37 - FrostHarpy 38 - KBM 38 - Poke 39 - Eddv 40 - MC_XD 41 - Drak 42 - Stifled 43 - MI 44 - Xuxon 46 - Cody 47 - red 49 - CasanovaZelos 51 - Suor 54 - Snake5s 55 - OrangeCrush 56 - ecksgem 57 - Raka 57 - Sorozone 59 - Cybat 60 - BetrayedTangy 61 - Nick 63 - Preston 64 - Paratroopa 65 - Brayze_II 66 - MSG 66 - TexWolf 67 - Natwaf 67 - andy 68 - ArkOfTurus 72 - Paul 72 - Wizards 74 - Mana 83 - darkx 85 - Ermine 86 - lefty 98 - Arti 100 - profDEADPOOL

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''If things have gone well then by now it should be quite apparent that I have a distaste for the Chikorita line, and if not then Bayleef was the first to show up, I have spoiled my list mildly, and you guys suck. Bayleef is my favorite of the line because it's the only member that doesn't get on my nerves. Its anime voice is beyond adorable- even though I hate Ash's Bayleef with a passion even I have to admit it SOUNDS cute- and it looks more appealing than the pear with legs or it's god awful derpy Tropius wannabe final form. I mean yeah its line is gonna be my obvious last choice in any Gen II playthrough but Bayleef ALMOST redeems it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''I used to hate Bayleef, but the anime redeemed it for me. It was one of Ash’s best and most memorable pokemon.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: Exactly what an intermediate grass starter should be.

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: Bayleef is the only thing saving the Chikorita line… it’d be the worst starter line by a large margin without it.

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''It has just the right mix of Chikorita’s cuteness and Meganium’s dumbness. Bayleef might be the only time my favorite form of a starter is the middle one.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''Typical middie problems – nowhere near as cute as Chikorita, and Meganium is the finale to the line that you remember. There is something about the design I like, though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: ''My highest ranked starter line. I like it design. That's all.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''It’s goofy looking but I kinda like it. Plus Bayleef had some good anime episodes.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: Both a middle line Pokemon and belonging to one of the worst overall starters, Bayleef doesn't do much to stand out.

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: Uhm, man, it's just so forgettable and bad.

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: I actually like the leaves on this design better than Meganium's, but its color is uglier and, well, no one cares about middle forms.

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''What if like on Survivor? You vote someone off and they have to vote a second person off immediately afterwards? Am I like the only person that thinks ahead of things like that? IS EVERYONE BESIDES ME CRAZY?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: I bayleef chikorita and meganium are better pokemon than you hahahahaha haahahahaahahahha hehawejhawjjklm4f

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: He’s a bulbasaur that you buy from one of the cheap kiosks in Chinatown, distorted, smelling of weird herbs and loaded with cadmium

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: U-G-L-Y it ain't got no alibi

<p class="MsoNormal">Arti: A terrible middle evo for a terrible starter line. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''41. Wooper''' 

SCORE: 2787

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 46.45 (St. Dev: 26.93) NFE Rank: 12/46 Water Rank: 8/18 Ground Rank: 5/10 Wooper Rank: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Xuxon 2 - lefty 4 - Eddv 5 - Preston 5 - Sanity 7 - Comm 14 - Drak 14 - xx521xx 16 - Karo 16 - Paul 19 - OrangeCrush 25 - Gen 25 - TexWolf 27 - KBM 27 - MSG 28 - Brayze_II 28 - ArkOfTurus 30 - Mana 31 - andy 32 - Scepter 32 - JONA 35 - Sorozone 36 - darkx 36 - TUM 38 - Nick 38 - Paratroopa 39 - Logicblade 40 - BetrayedTangy 41 - Ermine 41 - flubbin 46 - MI 47 - Poke 48 - Raka 48 - ecksgem 48 - Inviso 50 - Kate 51 - Tennis 51 - red 54 - GoaFan77 54 - Bane 60 - Wickle 62 - FrostHarpy 63 - Stifled 63 - Magmortar 65 - Wizards 69 - MC_XD 70 - Natwaf 70 - Cody 72 - CasanovaZelos 72 - Cybat 77 - profDEADPOOL 80 - Snake5s 80 - Anagram 86 - FFD 89 - scarlet 92 - Dragon66116 93 - Arti 98 - mnk 98 - Suor 99 - starfox

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: Wooper is the most adorable thing and if you disagree you are wrong.

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: 'DUDE LOOK AT THIS COLOR. WOOPER IS NOT BORING. I LOVE WOOPER. FOR THOSE PEOPLE THAT RANK WOOPER SO LOW? WHY I OUTGHA!!!! JUST WOW. ANYONE REMEMBER THAT GO HOME WOOPER VIDEO ON YOUTUBE? WOOPER IS AMAZING. WATER/GROUND FOR THE WIN. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6jiPjVHeHg PLEASE LINK MY YOUTUBE VIDEO STARFOX2245!!!!!!'

<p class="MsoNormal">Sanity: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

<p class="MsoNormal">Comm: The cutest, dumbest little face ever.

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Is it wrong of me if I briefly considered ranking Wooper over Typhlosion to get to starfox? I mean they were very near each other in ranking and it wouldn't have been much of a stretch. Ultimately I decided against it so I'm still a good girl right? :D''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: D'awwwwww!

<p class="MsoNormal">MSG: ''Da Woop. Da Woop. Da Woop is on fire.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Smaller and skinnier quagsire based on I guess an axolotl, no arms at all, wooper has real problems doing his taxes

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''hey it's one of those axl... axlot... axlolo... axlotlt... it's one of those axl rose things. neat!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Poke: ''This writeup appears to have been lost in the mail. Whoops. Sorry about that, Poke! :D''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Aw it's adorable. :3''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''The first water Pokemon to laugh at your face when you try to thunderbolt it. Many a second grader must have been horrified by this thing the first time.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: Woopah!

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: Herpin and a derpin

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: I wonder how many people played GSC, wanted to get a Wooper as it was an Electric-beating Water-type, only to find it not all that great.

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Really high NFE Trash. Seriously, that face does not give a ****''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Always found Wooper really cute. Nothing special outside of that.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: In case anyone else was curious about what "Wooper" means, "Wooper is derived from wooper looper, a marketing term created in Japan that started a pet salamander raising fad. Wooper loopers are the Japanese term for the axolotl"

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Gets points just for the anime episode where a girl runs a Wooper Daycare Center, and all of the Wooper keep screaming WOOPAH? WOOPAH? WOOPAH!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Arti: This thing looks almost as dumb as Natu.

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''A goomba derpfish that is also as ugly as ebola. I judge people who like this thing harshly as human beings.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''Oh god I hate this thing. Its face legitimately makes me a little mad every time I see it. Its eyes, the dumb gaping mouth, the TV antennae protruding from its head… it disgusts me. So much derp crammed into one intolerably annoying package. Plus the gauntlet crew used it to ruin my favorite emoticon.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''40. Chikorita''' 

SCORE: 2741

​ Average Ranking: 45.68 (St. Dev: 27.77)

<p class="MsoNormal">NFE Rank: 11/46 Grass Rank: 3/10 Starter Rank: 6/9 Chikorita Line: 1/3

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Kate 2 - xx521xx 6 - OrangeCrush 6 - MI 7 - Scepter 12 - Karo 14 - Mana 14 - Anagram 16 - KBM 16 - Tennis 17 - Stifled 20 - mnk 23 - Dragon66116 25 - Cybat 26 - darkx 27 - TUM 29 - BetrayedTangy 29 - Inviso 30 - Paul 30 - Paratroopa 30 - Bane 31 - Raka 31 - CasanovaZelos 31 - Sanity 33 - Comm 34 - scarlet 34 - Xuxon 35 - flubbin 35 - MSG 36 - Snake5s 37 - Logicblade 37 - Poke 39 - Cody 44 - Natwaf 44 - FFD 44 - Suor 45 - Brayze_II 50 - lefty 55 - JONA 63 - MC_XD 64 - Preston 64 - ArkOfTurus 66 - FrostHarpy 68 - ecksgem 72 - Sorozone 75 - Wizards 78 - GoaFan77 78 - Arti 79 - red 81 - Nick 83 - Wickle 84 - starfox 84 - Magmortar 84 - profDEADPOOL 85 - TexWolf 87 - Eddv 87 - Gen 91 - andy 95 - Drak 98 - Ermine

<p class="MsoNormal">OrangeCrush: My little starter can't be this cute!

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: Like Bayleef, it was completely redeemed by the anime for me.

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''You know, for a grass starter (usually my least favorite of the three) this one is not bad. It's super cute and learning Razor Leaf right away means it has more immediate utility than Bulbasaur. I've always had a huge soft spot for this little guy.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''It’s a cute little thing, but not as cute as the other two starters. Also lol grass.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''It's cute but its body is kind of weird looking. But still better than its evolved forms.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: good ol' fruity pie, so stupid it rolls back into charming

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Es un chico de Rita. Bastante bien.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Really cute for a starter. It's a shame it evolves into those things.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Flubbin: I like Chikorita quite a bit, but it is clearly the worst choice as far as starters go.

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''The best of it's line. Look how adorable it is! The rare case where I support Ash not evolving his poke. Meganium sucking to high heaven and back might be part of the reason.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames:

<p class="MsoNormal">''Chikorita-Bayleef-Meganium Male: Xochipili Female: Casey''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''This thing learns Razor Leaf at lvl. 8 and people who have never touched a Grass starter in their lives claim it's useless. Lol.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ''God just look at it. I had to pick this thing as my starter when the game came out, named it fruity pie''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Worst starter ever. Completely useless in the first two gyms. It doesn't look the least bit cute. And what the hell was up with Chikorita grinding against Ash's leg in the anime?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ecks: ''Pretty easily the worst grass starter. I don't really understand what it is supposed to be. Still, my opinion of it has improved over time.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: It's little jealousy thing in the anime was cute, but Bayleef gets the same benefit but is better designed.

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''It’s also awful, but at least it’s kind of cute. Meh, give me the mouse or the crocodile.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Did any guy really look forward to this starter the most? I'm legitimately curious.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ermine: ''This pokemon sucks. The anime made it worse.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''39. Bellossom''' 

SCORE: 2690

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 44.83 (St. Dev: 25.55) Fully Evolved Rank: 29/54 Grass Rank: 2/10 Part of a preexisting line rank: 8/19

<p class="MsoNormal">4 - Kate 4 - Suor 8 - Poke 8 - xx521xx 9 - JONA 10 - Preston 12 - Anagram 13 - Wizards 14 - Gen 16 - Raka 18 - Karo 21 - Wickle 22 - Sanity 23 - Paratroopa 24 - CasanovaZelos 24 - Tennis 24 - Comm 24 - ecksgem 26 - Bane 31 - Cody 31 - Eddv 32 - MI 33 - MSG 33 - mnk 33 - TUM 34 - BetrayedTangy 34 - lefty 37 - andy 39 - GoaFan77 43 - Stifled 44 - scarlet 45 - Xuxon 46 - flubbin 49 - Nick 49 - Scepter 51 - TexWolf 54 - Sorozone 54 - red 56 - Cybat 60 - darkx 62 - Drak 62 - Arti 62 - Inviso 63 - Logicblade 63 - Paul 66 - OrangeCrush 70 - FFD 70 - MC_XD 75 - starfox 75 - Dragon66116 77 - Ermine 79 - Magmortar 80 - Natwaf 81 - Mana 81 - Snake5s 82 - FrostHarpy 83 - ArkOfTurus 88 - KBM 89 - Brayze_II 90 - profDEADPOOL

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: So far and above the rest of its line it's not even funny.

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Oddish all grown up. I have a Bellossom plushie and I can stick it's fingers in it's funbags and I can twirl the little flowers on Bellossom's head. Would you like to see that Board 8?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''I have no explanation for why I like this thing. Maybe it’s because it’s so superior to Vileplume rather than anything good about it by itself.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Finally, an awesome Grass type! Why, oh why has like every Grass type up to this point been diluted with Poison? Like "OMG as if being a Grass type wasn't bad enough let's tack on weaknesses so people will have an incentive to use Tangela or pick Chikorita," said no one ever! Anyway she's an adorable lil' hula dancer and I love her more than I ever loved Oddish or Vileplume. Bell-AWESOME!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Beautiful flower. Ha, I made a joke (translation, really) about it Japanese name.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: ''The meme that didn't sink for me, Bell-AWESOME. *insert the dumb song from the Lego movie here*''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: I dunno I actually think it's stupid but I like it anyway leave me ALONE okay sometimes I just want to like stupid pokemon in peace

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Such a perfect evolution compared to Vileplume. It really is a pretty design.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''Hula dancers? Why the hell not.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''It’s surprisingly elegant and pretty for a grass type. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Flubbin: Pssh, Bellossom ain’t got nothing on mah gurl Vileplume.

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''I'm not really sure why this exists…was anyone really clamoring for a Gloom split evolution? It barely even looks like it belongs in the same family.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Arti: ''Doing that GSC quiz on Sporcle I always seemed to forget Bellossom. It's weird.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''I’m still not sure how it’s possible that the ugly POS that is Gloom can evolve into this. I guess that’s the power of the sun.Too cutesy/bland for my taste regardless, but easily better than the rest of its line.''

Magmortar: ''I guess it’s alright for Smash Bros., but otherwise, give me Vileplume every day. And Vileplume isn’t very good either. Just better than fucking Bellossom.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''I love how it looks. I don't like how it’s really weak.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames:

<p class="MsoNormal">''Oddish-Gloom-Vileplume/Bellossom Male Vileplume: Thomas/Rafflesia Female Vileplume: Erika/Rafflesia Male Belossom: David Female Belossom: Nani, Lilo  Mana: I should ike Bellossom, right? Vileplume sucks, so Bellossom! ...Yeah, no, don't get it but I don't. Great name though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''Uh... Do yourself and your Pokémon a favor and just evolve your Gloom into Vileplume. Please. Think of the children.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Oddish just can’t catch a break, heard he got a new evolution in gen 2 and he was like ‘finally I can be something cool’ and then this is revealed and the next day you go to oddish’s house, find a goodbye note and a delicious smelling stew <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''38. Teddiursa''' 

SCORE: 2640

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 44.00 (St. Dev: 25.71) NFE Rank: 10/46 Normal Rank: 4/15 Teddiursa Line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">2 - Karo 5 - Gen 5 - Bane 7 - Mana 8 - KBM 10 - Raka 10 - flubbin 10 - ArkOfTurus 12 - BetrayedTangy 12 - xx521xx 13 - mnk 13 - MI 18 - darkx 19 - Paul 21 - CasanovaZelos 21 - Kate 24 - Poke 30 - Stifled 30 - starfox 32 - Cody 32 - Xuxon 34 - Scepter 34 - Anagram 34 - MC_XD 34 - Drak 36 - red 37 - FFD 40 - TUM 41 - profDEADPOOL 44 - Dragon66116 45 - Eddv 47 - MSG 47 - Comm 50 - Inviso 51 - Sorozone 52 - GoaFan77 53 - Ermine 53 - Wizards 55 - ecksgem 56 - Magmortar 57 - Logicblade 57 - JONA 59 - Snake5s 60 - lefty 65 - Nick 68 - Preston 68 - Cybat 68 - Tennis 68 - Arti 70 - scarlet 71 - TexWolf 73 - Natwaf 78 - Sanity 79 - Suor 81 - Wickle 83 - OrangeCrush 83 - FrostHarpy 84 - Brayze_II 95 - andy 96 - Paratroopa

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''It's here precisely because it's adorable and literally no other reason. Come at me.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Bane: ''I can’t get over how god damn adorable this guy is. Like Jesus.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Mana: Baby Transience with a giant cookie levels of cuteness.

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''Teddiursa is the cutest. Allow me to overrate the everloving hell out of it for literally no other reason.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Who's a good boy? YES YOU ARE. I just want to take it home and cuddle it all night.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Flubbin: ''At the time Gen II was released, Teddiursa was by far the cutest Pokemon of all. Plus he’s a f***ing bear and f*** yeah bears.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''So cute. Bears are my favorite animal, so that helps.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Poke: Bearer Rangers Jr.!!!

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''I’ve given this thing flack in the past for lasting a long time in contests needlessly. But at the end of the day, it really is cute. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''Few Pokemon manage to escape my aversion to cuteness, but Teddirusa certainly manages it. It’s just so damn adorable. Being a bear probably helps it though..''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''What’s with the crescent moon on its forehead? Whatever, it’s pretty okay.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: Cute enough I suppose.

<p class="MsoNormal">Ecks: ''Really cute. Almost too cute, actually, like it's trying too hard… but oh, look at that bushy tail. Dammit. Just went up about fifteen spots.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: Not this generation’s cutest Pokemon, but certainly a contender.

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: Cute but dull.

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: He is cute and I bet his hands taste delicious.

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: Adorable NFE Trash

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''Typical generic cute Normal type. It tries too hard to be cute for my tastes, but at least it looks better than comparable stuff in later generations.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: a teddybear with a moon on his chest; there was a carebear like this except he was blue I think and he was the sleepy carebear, comabear IIRC

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: the sort of thing that everyone thinks is cute but I sort of just want to murder it horribly, like I don't feel strongly enough to go out of my way but I'd probably murder one if it was there, you know <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''37. Miltank''' 

SCORE: 2633

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 43.88 (St. Dev: 28.88) Fully Evolved Rank: 27/54 Normal Rank: 3/15

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Eddv 1 - Sanity 2 - Comm 5 - Raka 6 - BetrayedTangy 7 - Cody 7 - Kate 9 - Karo 10 - Scepter 12 - Tennis 14 - Nick 16 - JONA 17 - Natwaf 19 - Stifled 22 - ArkOfTurus 23 - OrangeCrush 24 - Ermine 24 - FFD 28 - andy 29 - darkx 30 - Gen 31 - Mana 33 - Snake5s 33 - CasanovaZelos 33 - red 33 - Suor 34 - flubbin 34 - Arti 34 - ecksgem 37 - Paratroopa 38 - Cybat 38 - Magmortar 41 - MC_XD 43 - GoaFan77 44 - starfox 45 - MSG 46 - mnk 47 - Inviso 49 - Sorozone 52 - TexWolf 54 - lefty 57 - Wickle 65 - Logicblade 68 - TUM 69 - Bane 73 - Dragon66116 73 - MI 73 - Poke 75 - xx521xx 76 - Wizards 77 - Anagram 77 - FrostHarpy 89 - KBM 90 - Paul 91 - Xuxon 92 - scarlet 92 - Brayze_II 96 - profDEADPOOL 97 - Drak 98 - Preston

<p class="MsoNormal">Sanity: ''There are so many things that are amazing about Miltank. First of all, she's a cow, so basically instant #1. She has a cute happy cow face. She has a move called Milk Drink where she drinks her own milk which is kind of weird and hilarious to picture that happening. She also apparantly lets other Pokemon as well as humans suck on her udders, which is so weird to imagine in a kids game, considering that many Pokemon tend to have some humanoid characteristics (Miltank walks like a human and not a cow). She is rule 34 without needing any extra work. Like there are pictures out there of Miltank, not even with a vag, and I feel like I'd get modded just posting them. She's that Rule 34 ready. But yeah, I love cows a lot, and she's the perfect design for a cow Pokemon.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: ''Miltank holds a special place in my heart. Whitney's Miltank was the moment I realized what it meant to actually strategize in Pokemon and not just use 4 fire moves on charizard to win the game. I really appreciated that, caught a Miltank and it became the star of my gen 2 run. So thank you Whitney and Miltank for making Pokemon the game I love most instead of just some game.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Comm: Boss

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''I used one on Pokemon Y. Reasonably strong, bulky, and fast. Not to mention Milk Drink! Truly an outstanding Pokemon.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Karo: Cow goes moo.

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''POKEMON, ROLL OUT! The ever memorable Miltank. I got it thrice in Battle Factory, and everytime, it's the corner stone of the team. Bulky and faster than you think it is, but sadly lacking in attack. However, seeing udders and Moo-moo milk is… distracting, at times.''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Natwaf’s Nicknames: Miltank Female only: Whitney''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''Moo! Moo is a nickname I gave to my girlfriend and I think about her whenever I see Miltank. So yeah, guaranteed top 20 spot.''

<p class="MsoNormal">OrangeCrush: That cow in Goldenrod Gym is tough; especially her Miltank

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''I know a lot of people are gonna hate on it because they got steamrolled by Whitney's hellspawn, but not me. I admired its strength and sought to raise my own. It did not disappoint. In addition to possessing an incredible amount of strength belying its innocuous appearance, Miltank provides support in the form of Moo Moo Milk (btw I love saying that phrase... Moo Moo Milk Moo Moo Milk Moo Moo Milk). *ahem* T*tty sprinkles. Anyway Miltank is a wonderful ally to have and a deadly enemy to face.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Whitney's Miltank is one of the greatest battles in Pokemon history. Never has a move as useless as Rollout been so intimidating.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: Mini-Blissey who is much cooler to use than Blissey and can pack a punch, dat mean Curse/Body Slam combo.

<p class="MsoNormal"> Arti:  ROLLOUT ROLLOUT ROLLOUT ROLLOUT ROLLOUT ROLLOUT

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''miltank is 4 feet tall. yes, it is a tiny cow. it's great.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Would be pretty forgettable if not for Whitney. But you have to respect the speed and power this thing can throw around.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Good cow. I like cows. Makes a pretty nice tank. I may be a bit biased here, as I’m one of maybe ten people who had no problems with Whitney. Ever.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: About as cool as you can make a dairy cow.

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: http://pokebot.everyboty.net/pix/976.jpg

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: ''I think Rollout is one of my favorite moves to say out loud, and this was the Poke that made it famous. Damn cow.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Poke: ''73 Miltank - F*** you, Whitney! Literally... I'd like to bend you over and spank your....oh I'm sorry, we're talking about the pokemon that she has that gives many players nightmares. It sucked....just like I wish her trainer did to my *gets shot*''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wizards: **** Rollout.

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''I never really had any difficulty with Whitney’s Miltank, sorry. I mean, sure, maybe I lost once as a kid to her, but I lost to several people as a kid. She’s a little harder than the average gym leader, but not so much that it really requires comment.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: F*** you, Whitney.

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: The fact that it is tiny makes you forget that this pokemon is 50% udder by mass

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Miltank reminds me of Carnie Wilson. Both are fat, disgusting cows.  <h2 class="MsoNormal">'36. Mareep''' 

SCORE: 2632

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 43.87 (St. Dev: 19.81) NFE Rank: 9/46 Electric Rank: 4/8 Mareep Line: 2/3

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">3 - Tennis 4 - MI 7 - ecksgem 11 - Scepter 13 - Sanity 17 - Cody 19 - Inviso 20 - JONA 20 - Paratroopa 23 - TUM 25 - Preston 25 - Stifled 25 - FFD 25 - ArkOfTurus 26 - Dragon66116 31 - Anagram 32 - lefty 34 - Cybat 34 - Brayze_II 35 - Logicblade 35 - Arti 36 - Mana 37 - Karo 38 - Drak 41 - Comm 41 - Xuxon 42 - Wickle 42 - MC_XD 43 - OrangeCrush 44 - Magmortar 44 - Poke 45 - Nick 45 - Wizards 48 - Snake5s 48 - red 51 - Natwaf 51 - Kate 52 - andy 53 - xx521xx 55 - CasanovaZelos 55 - Gen 57 - profDEADPOOL 58 - MSG 58 - mnk 59 - TexWolf 60 - Eddv 61 - Bane 63 - Sorozone 63 - flubbin 65 - starfox 65 - FrostHarpy 66 - Ermine 67 - darkx 67 - scarlet 68 - KBM 68 - Suor 69 - BetrayedTangy 79 - Paul 82 - Raka 82 - GoaFan77

<p class="MsoNormal">Ecks: An adorable, fluffy electric sheep in what is probably my favorite electric line.

<p class="MsoNormal">Sanity: Obligatory electric sheep.

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: yes it is a sheep

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''I hope Darkx isn't suffering from pension. If Darkx is in debt, we should donate money to him. Yes yes. Smily face.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''I’m still confused as to how we get Ampharos out of this cute little sheep. But oh well. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: A sheep with a Dragonball for a tail and Cynthia’s berets for ears.

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''A cute Electric type that's not a rodent? Blasphemy.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Imagine a herd of these all stuck together, all the balloons in the world just flying towards them

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: baaaaa.

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Sheep is good and fluffy. Looks really derpy in its fifth gen sprite though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: Look at it's oh so adorable face.

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: So fluffy!

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Cute and cuddly if also safe and a tad boring. Still a solid start to a stellar line.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''I mean... it's literally just a sheep. This seems really lazy to me. Also there's a Philip K. Dick reference to be made here, but I don't feel like I'm the one to make it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: I bet this thing shorn looks scarier than a naked Jynx.

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: It's just a sheep that walked into a paint store.

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: I don't suppose you can shear these with Rubber Scissors? <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''35. Ariados''' 

SCORE: 2593

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 43.22 (St. Dev: 25.59) Fully Evolved Rank: 27/54 Bug Rank: 3/10 Poison Rank: 2/4 Spinarak Line: 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">4 - FFD 5 - TexWolf 8 - Kate 8 - Arti 9 - Tennis 12 - lefty 15 - ecksgem 15 - profDEADPOOL 16 - Mana 16 - Logicblade 16 - Gen 17 - Ermine 17 - Suor 18 - starfox 18 - red 21 - Brayze_II 22 - MSG 24 - Sorozone 26 - Raka 26 - Inviso 28 - scarlet 29 - FrostHarpy 30 - mnk 31 - Paul 35 - Preston 36 - flubbin 37 - Nick 39 - MC_XD 40 - Stifled 41 - Sanity 41 - Bane 42 - Paratroopa 43 - Wickle 44 - Drak 46 - Cybat 48 - darkx 48 - GoaFan77 49 - Dragon66116 53 - Anagram 56 - Wizards 57 - Snake5s 58 - Natwaf 58 - ArkOfTurus 60 - Comm 62 - Cody 64 - Karo 64 - Eddv 64 - andy 65 - CasanovaZelos 66 - JONA 70 - Magmortar 74 - BetrayedTangy 79 - Poke 81 - Xuxon 85 - Scepter 86 - MI 91 - OrangeCrush 92 - TUM 92 - xx521xx 96 - KBM

<p class="MsoNormal">Logicblade: ''True facts, I absolutely adore spiders. With their 8 legs, and their cute little eyes, I just can't get enough of the little guys. Ariados is a pretty cool spider, it wasn't till gen 5 when they nailed the pinnacle of spiders that I was impressed by them. But yeah, Ariados is good stuff, frowny face on his bottom and a cute little horn. :3''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''There's something graceful and elegant about spiders that I've always admired. I don't like them touching me at all with their thin spindly too numerous legs but I enjoy watching them from afar. Ariados manages to capture everything I like about spiders and present it in a manner that barely even registers on the Creep-o-meter. Actually for a lethal arachnid that flashes its toxicity in bright pastels for the world to see it's kinda cute. Sadly it's not so lethal in battle, but Bugs are easy to raise so no regrets.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: I love all spider pokemon recently I saw a video of a girl who let a spider crawl out of her mouth that is the kind of girl I want to marry

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Creepy, menacing, intimidating, blatantly venomous colors…great design. Drapion need no apply.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Same as what I said about Spinarak. Decent I guess.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''Cool looking spider. Serves no real purpose otherwise. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: okay guys, you can make a spider pokemon, but don't make it TOO cool, all right?

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: The star of Janine's roster.

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Well, it's no Galvantula, but it's a pretty cool spider. Its colorfulness makes it oddly appealing.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: This was Gen 2’s “the main characters encounter angry wild pokemon” pokemon in the anime, like Beedrill before and Venipede after.

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Looks neat, not that I'm using it or anything. When I see Koga using it, I breathed a sigh of relief since it posed no threat to my underleveled team.''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Natwaf’s Nicknames: Spinarak-Ariados Male: Venom Female: Veranke  CasanovaZelos: A cool design without being overstated.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''It is just really, really bad. It has Megahorn now, so I guess it’s now definitely not instead of probably not the worst Bug/Poison type in competitive (at least until Megadrill arrives and I remember Dustox exists once in a while). The design is neat though, not just the color scheme this time.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: I do not like bugs. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''34. Quagsire''' 

SCORE: 2542

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">Average Ranking: 42.37 (St. Dev: 26.94) Fully Evolved Rank: 25/54 Water Rank: 4/10 Ground Rank: 7/18 Wooper Line: 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Comm 4 - Preston 4 - Sanity 6 - Scepter 10 - OrangeCrush 11 - Paratroopa 12 - Mana 12 - Ermine 13 - Gen 15 - Raka 15 - JONA 18 - Magmortar 19 - Brayze_II 19 - Xuxon 20 - Natwaf 21 - Tennis 22 - lefty 23 - red 25 - Sorozone 25 - flubbin 26 - Eddv 28 - MC_XD 30 - andy 31 - Karo 32 - Snake5s 33 - KBM 33 - Cody 35 - FrostHarpy 36 - BetrayedTangy 36 - GoaFan77 37 - Drak 38 - ArkOfTurus 40 - Dragon66116 40 - MI 41 - Anagram 42 - MSG 43 - scarlet 44 - Logicblade 50 - Suor 55 - Arti 55 - Paul 56 - darkx 57 - Poke 58 - Bane 62 - Stifled 62 - Wickle 62 - Wizards 67 - TexWolf 69 - xx521xx 76 - CasanovaZelos 76 - profDEADPOOL 79 - ecksgem 81 - Cybat 84 - TUM 87 - Inviso 89 - FFD 89 - mnk 93 - starfox 95 - Kate 100 - Nick

<p class="MsoNormal">Comm: SWAGSIRE

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''DUDE LOOK AT THIS COLOR. I love Quagsire. B8's reputation will be tainted if Quagsire doesn't even make the top half of these rankings. Those dotted eyes = super cute''

<p class="MsoNormal">Sanity: ''He looks hilarious. One of his Pokedex entries says: "It often bangs its head on the river bottom as it swims but seems not to care." He seems like the Gold/Silver version of Slowpoke. So derpy with an even derpier face. So good.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ditto's face on a much cooler pokemon

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Look at this dumbass! He's like the idiot friend you keep around despite him never accomplishing anything worthwhile just because he makes you laugh but really isn't that good enough? ISN'T IT!? Yes. Laughter is important. I love this stupid Swaggerlicious mofo. Oh, and here's a fun fact for you to chew on: Quagsire is based on the giant salamander, the same animal Godzilla is based on. Godzilla and Quagsire could not be more different if they tried, no?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''I love how derpy it looks. And I've always had a soft spot for it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Quagsire has one of the most amazingly derpy faces in any medium, and even without it being actually pretty good now (being able to shut down Kyogre and nearly every physical attacker almost completely is really something), it’d be pretty high up because it looks fun and goofy. Good mudfish.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ''His tiny dot eyes and slash mouth are great. I used to have a keychain that was sort of like this, it was from mcdonalds, but I lost it at work one day and had to get the lock changed on my apartment, quagsire brings back these fond memories of ancient days''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''This thing is seriously scary with Unaware. Which is fitting, just look at it's endearingly stupid face. Not a care in the world… not even for your Swords Dance'd pokemon. That said, it's still weak, and I dropped it off my Mono-Water team in HG when a better replacement came.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames:

<p class="MsoNormal">''Wooper-Quagsire Male: HERP-DERP Female: Osaka  KBM: He's so happy! And look, he's waving at me! Hi, Quagsire! :D''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''Water/Ground troll typing, derpy face and amnesia problems? Heck yes.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: Such a doofus.

<p class="MsoNormal">Logicblade: Derpy cool, but not nearly to the extent of other pokemon.

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''I like Quagsire much more than Wooper because, despite looking like a totally imbecile klutz, it can actually pack a punch. Growing hands also helps.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: Herpa derpa.

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: Ground/Water is a cool type, but it loses points for looking worse than Wooper.

<p class="MsoNormal">Ecks: ''Wooper is kind of cute. This guy is shapeless, ugly, and way too derpy.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''I know some people like this guy a lot but I just don't see it. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''Not quite as bad as Wooper. At least it lost the tv antennae. But it’s still full of irredeemable derp.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''33. Misdreavus''' 

SCORE: 2533

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 42.22 (St. Dev: 25.22) NFE Rank: 8/46 Ghost Rank: 1/1

<p class="MsoNormal">3 - Kate 4 - TUM 6 - Cody 6 - Cybat 11 - Comm 13 - Preston 13 - OrangeCrush 13 - Inviso 14 - Snake5s 14 - Sanity 14 - MI 14 - Wizards 15 - Mana 17 - scarlet 17 - ecksgem 19 - Suor 20 - MSG 26 - CasanovaZelos 27 - Karo 28 - KBM 29 - Eddv 31 - Bane 32 - Sorozone 32 - xx521xx 33 - Anagram 37 - darkx 38 - Logicblade 38 - Stifled 40 - Gen 40 - ArkOfTurus 41 - Scepter 41 - Tennis 41 - mnk 45 - red 47 - FFD 48 - JONA 49 - Arti 49 - Paratroopa 50 - Magmortar 53 - flubbin 54 - Nick 55 - Raka 55 - FrostHarpy 56 - TexWolf 56 - Paul 61 - Natwaf 62 - MC_XD 63 - BetrayedTangy 63 - Dragon66116 69 - Brayze_II 70 - starfox 74 - Poke 76 - lefty 80 - Wickle 83 - profDEADPOOL 86 - Xuxon 87 - andy 90 - GoaFan77 90 - Drak 95 - Ermine

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Can't wait to read the debate on how ghost-like it is. For some reason I was drawn to it as soon as I saw it; maybe I was just excited because there was finally a Ghost-type attack to use.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: <3 Misdreavus <3

<p class="MsoNormal">Very good Ghost type. Levitate is amazing given it's immunity to Ground types.

<p class="MsoNormal">Sanity: ''Kwoot girl ghost. D'aww.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''Whether its based on a detached head or a banshee, Misdreavus is easily one of the pokémon with the best origins. I miss those Perish-trapping days, too.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Ghost Pokemon are just generally cool. I don't get why there are so few in Gen I and II.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''What a weirdly cute ghost this is. And it has a good sense of style, what with the pearls and the hairdo.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: One of my least favorite Ghosts but Ghosts are cool.

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''I genuinely wanted to love this thing back in Silver. I caught one, I tried to train it, but man, did it blow chunks.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: Kinda reminds me of the 5th ghost they added to the Pac Man Christmas special just for the sake of having a female ghost.

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''O how the mighty have fallen. I really feel sorry for Missy. Every time I rank her in my head she slips a little further down the ladder. This was a pokémon that was once surely in my top twenty for this generation, but with the advent of so many awesome Ghost types in more recent generations her appeal and value as a unique ghost plummets ever downward. So here she rests (in peace).''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: oh hey finally a good ghost pokemon augh hey stop why are you throwing things

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Typing its name is still a real hiccup for me. Gen 2 could’ve used another Ghost-type. I mean really.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Ugh, lame design. It's just so…lame, you know? Lame. Mislame-avus. Lamedreavus. Misdrealame.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Looks pleasing. But why is Mort using Gastly instead of this thing? Sure, it sucks, but Agatha already has monopoly on it dammit.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Even the boy misdreavus are floating ladyheads, woowoowoowoo http://comicswithoutviolence.com/comics/20060726.jpg 

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''For a ghost, it’s pretty disappointingly lame. Doesn’t help that it sucks in battle too.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''Yeah, we added another ghost type in Gen II! So what if you only ever fight it once and probably forget about it afterward. The ghost gym leader didn't even want to use one. That's rejection.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''32. Celebi'''



SCORE: 2506

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 41.77 (St. Dev: 21.38) Fully Evolved Rank: 25/54 Grass Rank: 1/10 Psychic Rank: 5/10 Legendaries: 6/6

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Cybat 7 - darkx 9 - Bane 10 - xx521xx 12 - Paul 12 - Wizards 13 - CasanovaZelos 16 - Anagram 17 - Karo 17 - ArkOfTurus 23 - Eddv 25 - Natwaf 25 - FrostHarpy 26 - Cody 27 - Preston 28 - Scepter 28 - Sanity 28 - TUM 29 - MC_XD 30 - Suor 31 - ecksgem 32 - Raka 32 - Inviso 33 - BetrayedTangy 35 - OrangeCrush 35 - red 36 - Ermine 36 - FFD 36 - Brayze_II 36 - Xuxon 39 - Mana 40 - scarlet 40 - starfox 42 - Arti 45 - flubbin 46 - Wickle 48 - profDEADPOOL 50 - Comm 52 - Logicblade 53 - lefty 55 - MSG 56 - Sorozone 57 - andy 59 - GoaFan77 60 - Snake5s 60 - TexWolf 60 - Dragon66116 60 - Poke 61 - KBM 62 - Kate 63 - Paratroopa 64 - Tennis 65 - Stifled 65 - Gen 67 - JONA 72 - Nick 76 - MI 83 - mnk 85 - Magmortar 96 - Drak

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Not a lot to say here, I just really like the design. I was always intrigued by the time travel thing, even if they didn't develop it much. ''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Bane:  ''Celebi is weird but I really like it, partly having to do with how rare it is. I really like the shade of green it is and being a Fairy (not type but actual Fairy). Its eyes make it pretty adorable as well.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  I hate the idea of event Pokemon, especially since most of them are actually pretty cool.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''Inferior Mew. The fact that I rated it so high tells you how much higher I rate Gen 1 on average than the other gens.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Eddv:  I really like Celebi because it’s a cool little sprite.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''Never used Celebi much, but I will always be grateful to it for allowing that Giovanni fight in HG/SS. Also, whatever happened to the GS Ball in the anime?'' Natwaf’s Nicknames: Event Only Hmm… actually, I think I called the one in Crystal 'The Doctor', but I'm not sure

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  Cute looking elf thingamajig.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  ''It's okay. Also, Pokemon the 4th Movie was one of the few Pokemon movie I watched.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  Eyeliner goth plant fairy features in highly realistic porn that I sure didn’t look for nope

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Wickle:  I loved its usage in finding Giovanni.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  Probably the hardest Pokemon to get in the entire series.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''I might get some s*** for this. Celebi has never made an impression on me whatsoever. Also event-only Pokémon is a really, really stupid concept. The top of my personal “fodder” tier.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  for a cutesy grass fairy thing it could certainly be a great deal worse, for exhibit A I present all the dumb fairy things that are worse

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  ''Such a desperate attempt at making a Mew clone. And it’s ironic because Mewtwo is a literal canon Mew clone. Then Celebi is a Mew clone by design. Stop cloning Mew!''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''I caught one legit! Back when I was way more into pokémon I thought Celebi's movies were great. It was cool in pretty much every appearance and time travel is always a fun concept to toy with. Still a Grass Legendary ugh... Also suffers from Not-as-Cool-or-Cute-as-Mew Syndrome.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''I guess it’s decent as a battling thing (beware of Bugs!), but absolutely nothing about that design appeals to me, and almost never being available outside of Japan, by a LOT more than other event Pokemon, is just lame. In short, I think Celebi sucks.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''31. Lanturn''' 

SCORE: 2479

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 41.32 (St. Dev: 26.95) Fully Evolved Rank: 24/54 Electric Rank: 3/8 Water Rank: 6/18 Chinchou Line: 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Scepter 1 - KBM 1 - mnk 2 - Mana 2 - Arti 4 - red 5 - Paratroopa 8 - Comm 8 - TexWolf 11 - Preston 11 - Natwaf 11 - andy 12 - Suor 13 - Wickle 17 - Poke 19 - FrostHarpy 20 - Raka 23 - ArkOfTurus 29 - Snake5s 30 - lefty 33 - Sorozone 33 - Brayze_II 35 - starfox 35 - Eddv 35 - MC_XD 38 - Karo 38 - JONA 38 - flubbin 39 - Kate 39 - Bane 40 - Paul 41 - ecksgem 42 - Cybat 42 - Inviso 46 - GoaFan77 46 - Magmortar 48 - OrangeCrush 49 - TUM 49 - profDEADPOOL 50 - Drak 50 - Gen 52 - Tennis 53 - FFD 59 - Anagram 60 - Sanity 61 - Cody 62 - xx521xx 65 - MSG 66 - Dragon66116 67 - Ermine 68 - scarlet 71 - Logicblade 80 - Stifled 80 - Xuxon 83 - CasanovaZelos 84 - MI 87 - Wizards 90 - darkx 98 - BetrayedTangy 99 - Nick

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''I LOVE this Pokémon. The design has so much personality, water/electric is a badass typing, it's terrific in-game, and even the Pokédex entries are notably cool. It's exactly the right mixture of cute and awesome for me, and it's a large part of why I would ever NOT pick Totodile as a starter when I play Gen 2.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Arti: ''Lanturn was awesome. Used one in Crystal and again in Ruby, nice ability and a great typing.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: so stoked about life he could probably just swallow up all sadness and misery near him in a happiness black hole

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Dude look at this color. The Water/Electric combo is amazement in action. I'm going to say "dude look at this color" every time when I see a Pokémon sport the color blue.  Natwaf: Kinda looks like a whale. I;m not sure why, but something about the face and the lantern just clicked with me. Water/Electric is a great combo defensively and offensively, and it's key to my in-game Mono-Water team.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames:

<p class="MsoNormal">''Chinchou-Lanturn Male: Lucifer, Helel Female: Galadriel''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''One of the most interesting and inventive Gen II pokémon both in typing and execution. “Boring” my ass, that's Teddiursa and the likes.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: It's strangely adorable to me.

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''I like the Water/Electric typing. It looks so weird though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Probably the cutest anglerfish ever envisioned, and they are a famously beautiful species Cybat: ''Smart idea of making an anglerfish Pokemon which leads to a cool type combo and useful Absorb abilities. Not a great name though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: I used these quite a lot in the card game for some reason.

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Good bulky light dolphin thing! Fun Pokemon.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''I had no idea this guy was as popular as he is on this board until recently. Sorry for the people I'll surely offend with this mediocre ranking but I find it completely average. Its design is so average to me that I couldn't be bothered enough to find a synonym to describe how average it is. Wow. The only reason it barely makes my top half is the (almost) unique typing that led to some nice type coverage back in ye olden days. I even used one on my Silver team and it was serviceable, but I never grew too attached to it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Deep sea fish are so horrifying. Instead of getting a pokemon that represents them, we got this.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ermine: ''I will never get the appeal for this pokemon. The definition of mediocre.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: Herp a derple doo

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: The design of the line goes from weird to forgettable. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''30. Houndour''' 

SCORE: 2437

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 40.61 (St. Dev: 20.10) NFE Rank: 7/46 Dark Rank: 6/6 Fire Rank: 7/10 Houndour Line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">2 - MI 4 - TexWolf 6 - Logicblade 6 - KBM 10 - starfox 12 - Drak 13 - Karo 13 - Suor 13 - Bane 13 - xx521xx 18 - Snake5s 20 - FFD 20 - Comm 26 - profDEADPOOL 27 - Sorozone 27 - ArkOfTurus 29 - mnk 29 - red 32 - MC_XD 33 - Nick 33 - Kate 34 - GoaFan77 36 - Anagram 36 - Wizards 37 - Stifled 38 - CasanovaZelos 40 - Poke 41 - Preston 41 - andy 42 - Mana 43 - Natwaf 43 - JONA 44 - Wickle 45 - scarlet 46 - Dragon66116 47 - Ermine 47 - Cybat 47 - Magmortar 50 - Raka 50 - ecksgem 51 - Gen 52 - FrostHarpy 52 - BetrayedTangy 52 - MSG 52 - Sanity 55 - flubbin 57 - Cody 58 - Brayze_II 58 - Inviso 60 - Arti 63 - OrangeCrush 63 - Eddv 63 - Tennis 65 - Paul 66 - darkx 71 - lefty 72 - Xuxon 77 - TUM 78 - Scepter 79 - Paratroopa

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''I love dogs, I love Dark, and I love Fire. That's pretty much all you need to know to know I'm going to love this Pokémon.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''I love dogs, and dark/fire is an awesome type combination. Combine that with the fact that this is one of the cases where they actually managed to successfully combine being badass and cute, and I’m pretty much automatically going to love it. All of my Gen II top 10 would probably make my overall top 25 or 30, so my favorites from this generation I really love. Just… not so much in the middle ground.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: Looks exactly how it should: a tiny, crappy version of its evolution.

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: Kinda reminds me of Rush from Mega Man.

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''A dark dog, what's not to love? Other than the fact it comes uselessly late in its first appearance.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Looks like a Pokémon that would guard a junkyard. Not a favorite of mine but I don't really mind Houndour all that much. This is a compliment given my hatred for my dogs in general. Snubbull and Granbull can go die in a gas chamber.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''For the longest time I've wanted to try the Houndour line, but geez why is almost always late-game? Fortunately XY fixed that problem''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Aww, who's a good little hellhound? You are! Yes you are!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''I’ve never cared a lot about Houndour. It’s just a dog. One with bones sure, but it’s still a dog. It’s pretty useful as soon as you get it thanks to that offensive typing though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Eh it's okay. A scary looking puppy.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: Growlithe is the better puppy pokémon, but Houndoom's babby is okay too.

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: It’s crappier houndoom, like a 12 year old at the cusp of gothhood

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''this is actually roughly the line of demarcation for pokemon I like and don't like in gen 2. I'm basically totally neutral to houndour. good job houndour'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''29. Ursaring''' 

SCORE: 2356

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 39.47 (St. Dev: 25.32) Fully Evolved Rank: 23/54 Dark Rank: 2/15 Teddiursa Line: 2/2

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Mana 2 - FFD 3 - Magmortar 6 - starfox 8 - CasanovaZelos 8 - BetrayedTangy 9 - ArkOfTurus 12 - Cody 12 - flubbin 14 - Stifled 15 - Karo 15 - Comm 16 - MI 17 - red 17 - Paul 20 - Sorozone 23 - Poke 23 - Wizards 24 - Anagram 24 - Inviso 26 - Arti 27 - mnk 27 - Drak 28 - GoaFan77 30 - Wickle 30 - JONA 31 - Natwaf 31 - Dragon66116 32 - Eddv 32 - MSG 33 - Ermine 35 - Scepter 35 - TUM 37 - Bane 38 - Snake5s 38 - Tennis 39 - scarlet 41 - Raka 44 - Kate 47 - Nick 49 - KBM 53 - MC_XD 54 - ecksgem 58 - Logicblade 58 - Xuxon 63 - Gen 64 - darkx 64 - profDEADPOOL 67 - Preston 69 - Cybat 71 - FrostHarpy 71 - Suor 77 - Brayze_II 79 - Sanity 80 - andy 81 - xx521xx 82 - OrangeCrush 82 - lefty 89 - Paratroopa 95 - TexWolf

<p class="MsoNormal"> Magmortar:  ''Ursaring breaks bones and stomps on villages to extents rarely seen in this series. 130 attack isn’t even close enough I need Guts man. It just destroys everything. I love it!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''GO GO BEARER RANGERS! Oh that fateful night of the gauntlet zombie invasion. I love bears though, and Ursaring is a bear. A badass bear. But not the most badass, that goes to Pangoro. Still, I like his typing, plus his insanely high attack with guts makes him fun to use in the lower tiers, plus I had one for my SS Nuzlocke that pulled me out of a bunch of tight spots. Got a soft spot for this guy.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''I've never even used Ursaring, I just love bears. Not even my favorite Pokebear (that title goes to Pangoro).''

<p class="MsoNormal">Flubbin: I love bears and Ursaring is a bear so I love Ursaring he’s great and also a bear, f*** yeah bears. Stifled: Bear Bros.

<p class="MsoNormal">Poke: ''BEARER RANGERS!!! ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Literally just a bear with a target on its stomach. The weird thing is that it’s unrelated to Sentret… OR IS IT?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''Few Pokemon go from so cute to so terrifying in a single evolution. But I guess that's what really happens to Grizzly Bear cubs.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: GO GO BEAR-KUN

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''It's a damn bear, and I've used it in Random to… some success. Still won't use it in an in-game team''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames:

<p class="MsoNormal">''Teddirusa-Ursaring Both Genders: Beruang'' Raka: Dancing bears, painted wings.

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''I mean, yeah, it's pretty cool, and I like Normal tanks like this guy and Kangaskhan a lot... but damn if I don't just miss Teddiursa when I look at him. It's like if a Pomeranian evolved into a Great Dane. Let them be two separate things or I will forever miss the Pomeranian.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ecks: ''It's a bear. I like bears okay, but he's just a bit generic looking.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: I will now never be unable to think of this thing without also seeing Mer's comic of it.

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Teddisura smoking a 6 pack of joints. Nothing new to see here. >_>''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''I just don't like the way he looks. He's kinda fat and the ring looks weird. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''Angry bears, now those I like more than cutesy bears. It isn't terribly interesting though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: The last thing you see before you die is a hand reaching out of a well, handing you a pinkslip for designing crappy pokemon

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: dumb bear that doesn't deserve any of the 100 bear jokes I could think of but don't want to <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''28. Gligar'''



SCORE: 2347

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 39.12 (St. Dev: 22.83) NFE Rank: 6/46 Ground Rank: 3/10 Flying Rank: 8/19

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Ermine 5 - MC_XD 9 - Arti 10 - Sorozone 12 - mnk 14 - GoaFan77 15 - TUM 16 - Nick 16 - red 16 - andy 18 - FFD 18 - ArkOfTurus 19 - BetrayedTangy 19 - Comm 19 - TexWolf 19 - profDEADPOOL 20 - Paul 23 - Cybat 24 - Xuxon 25 - Drak 25 - ecksgem 25 - Suor 26 - starfox 26 - Brayze_II 27 - Gen 30 - Eddv 31 - FrostHarpy 33 - JONA 34 - Kate 37 - Dragon66116 38 - scarlet 38 - Wickle 39 - Natwaf 39 - MI 40 - OrangeCrush 44 - Scepter 46 - MSG 49 - Karo 50 - Bane 51 - Logicblade 51 - flubbin 51 - xx521xx 52 - darkx 52 - CasanovaZelos 52 - Poke 53 - KBM 53 - Paratroopa 54 - Sanity 56 - lefty 57 - Wizards 58 - Magmortar 62 - Snake5s 64 - Anagram 76 - Stifled 81 - Raka 81 - Inviso 82 - Mana 83 - Preston 84 - Cody 99 - Tennis

<p class="MsoNormal">Ermine: ''Ash's Gligar is completely adorable and I want it. I'm glad he still has a similar personality when he evolves into Gliscor who is also awesome! It's fun to use Gligar with Eviolite even tho Gliscor is still better. <3 Gligar! Bat-scorpions are da best.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Arti: ''Gligar's typing was always weird. Ground/Flying never made any bit of sense, and I liked using it because of that.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: Being the Pokemon World's Batman will get you far.

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Ground/Flying? What does that even mean? But hey, if you are known as the Fly Scorpion Pokemon, you're off to a good start. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: Gligar’s cool, but it kinda hurts him that his evo is so much cooler.

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ''pokemon has never done a proper scorpion pokemon. There is the flying scorpion and the ogrescorp. The animal with crab claws and a sting in its tail wasn’t exotic enough for pokemon, had to give it wings and shreks''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Bonus points for hilarious copyright infringement Gligarman aside, its design is kinda safe and boring. 'However I like the concept enough to overlook that. I mean... it's a burrowing scorpion crossed with a vampire bat and has cute lil' fangs. What more do you need?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: :p

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Did you know this thing can't learn Earthquake back in Gen II? Eesh. At least it looks cooler than Sneasel. But man is it an underwhelming reward for beating a team of Mewtwo, Lugia, and Ho-Oh''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: One of the coolest Gen II designs mixed with an awesome typing.

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: I can't be the only one confused by the fact that it's a purple Pokémon with fangs that the Pokédex    'literally says injects people with poison, that starts with Poison Sting... and it's Ground/Flying. Cool design, but confusing Pokémon. At least it evolves into something awesome (if similarly weirdly typed, looking at both of their rather odd movepools).

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: being ground/flying type, gligar explores deep themes about good and evil, and the duality that exists within all living beings, and also when you always have weird scorpion claws for hands and sometimes they're not good at grabbing things and life is hard

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''I mean it looks cool, and it is REALLY good for an NFE, but it’s such a damn contradiction. How can it be Ground AND Flying? Some of its Pokedex descriptions imply a Poison-type anyway. Also I don’t think there’s a single thing about it I like that I don’t like more about Gliscor (actually one thing – Gligar has a better shiny).''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: I mean… okay.

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''It’s ugly. You can tell me it isn’t all you want. But it is. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''So forgettable, even among Gen 2 Pokemon. Wow.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Mana: ''When GSC came out and a few years after, I'd probably rank Gligar a lot higher. It's a pink bat scorpion! Unfortunately, Ground/Flying hurts my brain and it just... there was nothing to it outside the design. I had Silver so I never really had one, but when I got it traded to me, I was just disappointed. It does learn some cool moves in later gens, but first impresssions didn't mean expectations. And it's one of two Pokemon I always, always, always forget and drive me crazy when I've got 98/100.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''I don't really like Gligar. I get the implantation that Gligar looks more like a scorpion than a bat. I mean look at it's tail. Also? Please keep your tongue inside your mouth at all times please.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''27. Murkrow'''



SCORE: 2310

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 38.50 (St. Dev: 21.86) NFE Rank: 5/46 Dark Rank: 5/6 Flying Rank: 7/19

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - MC_XD 2 - TexWolf 3 - Eddv 3 - Poke 5 - TUM 7 - Ermine 7 - Snake5s 8 - Gen 9 - xx521xx 12 - Sorozone 16 - lefty 17 - mnk 18 - Cybat 21 - Dragon66116 22 - darkx 25 - Logicblade 25 - scarlet 25 - Magmortar 26 - Anagram 28 - Drak 28 - Paratroopa 29 - Bane 31 - KBM 31 - red 34 - FFD 34 - Comm 35 - Stifled 36 - Scepter 36 - MI 37 - ecksgem 38 - FrostHarpy 38 - Inviso 42 - OrangeCrush 43 - Raka 45 - Sanity 46 - starfox 46 - Tennis 46 - Suor 46 - Wizards 47 - JONA 51 - Preston 53 - Xuxon 54 - Brayze_II 54 - Paul 56 - BetrayedTangy 56 - Cody 58 - Karo 59 - Kate 60 - Nick 60 - MSG 62 - CasanovaZelos 62 - andy 63 - Wickle 65 - profDEADPOOL 68 - GoaFan77 69 - flubbin 69 - ArkOfTurus 78 - Natwaf 79 - Arti 86 - Mana

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: ''Murkrow is pretty cute and I enjoy the fact that he looks like a gangster. His evolution goes one step even cooler but I really like delinquent looking brids. What an awesome raven.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Poke: ''I am the birdman. Crows are awesome. I love his evolution into Pimpkrow, but Murkrow represents the birdies well too.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ermine: ''Excellent and simple design. Very cool poke.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''What was the deal with that one talking Murkrow in Team Rocket's hideout? Why does (s)he help you? Team Rocket is known for mistreating pokémon so maybe that one just got fed up with his/her own job, but if that's the case why can't capturing it for yourself be an event like red Gyarados or something? Such a missed opportunity... Uh anyway cool design based on a witch and her familiar all rolled into one. Very clever!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''I don't understand why so many Dark types introduced here were single-stage. Oh well. Prankster is hilarious.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Logicblade: ''Just some jack*ff crow that I love for no good reason. Continue being a glorious *hole, friend.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''What can I say? I am a sucker for things inspired by things like gangster, film noir, the mafia and whatnot. Mobcrow is pretty wicked. Prankster makes it really annoying now too.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: Murkrow is okay, but it’s nothing compared to its evolution.

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: I like crows but he's just not quite as straight up pimpin' as honchkrow

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''Much-needed variety to the whole genre of bird Pokémon, something this generation actually does really well. I also love that apparently Murkrow and Meowth just steal s*** back and forth from each other.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: I can’t believe it took two generations to get this guy an evolution.

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: Nevermore!

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''I love birds, and I love a crow with dark powers and a witch-cap. Simple, yet genuinely effective design.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hplpQt424Ls

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: So many better ways to make a crow, thankfully this was accomplished with Murkrow’s far superior evolution, shaftkrow

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Really forgettable considering it helped introduce the dark type. Why did all the dark types get shoved into the Kanto region for Gen II? "Hey, we introduced a new type. Have fun not using it until you've already completed the bulk of the game."''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''WEAK. Thank god Gen 4 fixed it. And we already got a better crow''

<p class="MsoNormal">Mana: Until I just looked it up, I seriously thought it was Gold-exclusive because I never remember ''encountering it. It looks pretty good, has a good typing, but just a Pokemon I don't remember.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''26. Kingdra''' 

SCORE: 2294

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 38.23(St. Dev: 24.45) Fully Evolved Rank: 22/54 Water Rank: 5/14 Dragon Rank: 1/1 Part of a preexisting line: 7/19

<p class="MsoNormal">2 - Wickle 4 - flubbin 4 - Wizards 5 - Natwaf 6 - Nick 8 - FrostHarpy 9 - mnk 10 - MSG 13 - Eddv 13 - Dragon66116 14 - Paul 16 - Cody 17 - Scepter 17 - Kate 18 - CasanovaZelos 18 - GoaFan77 19 - scarlet 20 - lefty 21 - Arti 22 - Raka 22 - Snake5s 22 - profDEADPOOL 25 - BetrayedTangy 28 - Cybat 28 - Tennis 29 - Sorozone 29 - FFD 32 - ecksgem 32 - Magmortar 34 - TexWolf 35 - Bane 36 - Paratroopa 40 - Suor 41 - darkx 43 - TUM 44 - Preston 46 - Anagram 48 - Logicblade 48 - Brayze_II 48 - Comm 50 - KBM 51 - JONA 52 - Xuxon 54 - andy 54 - ArkOfTurus 55 - Ermine 56 - Drak 57 - MC_XD 59 - Poke 60 - Stifled 60 - starfox 62 - Karo 69 - OrangeCrush 72 - Gen 79 - xx521xx 81 - red 85 - Mana 87 - Sanity 88 - Inviso 97 - MI

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: ''THE REAL KING OF THE SEA COME BACK WITH DRAGON TYPE. BOOYAH.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Flubbin: ''Of all of the “king” Pokemon, Kingdra reigns supreme for me. The formidable typing combined with his stellar design really make him great.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''My Mono-Water's MVP. This thing carried me through the post-game Lance and Red fights despite me being horribly underleveled (my god GSC and HGSS had godawful level pacing post-game). While it's stats is too balanced, Swift Swim and Dragon Dance makes it a force to be reckoned with and only being weak to Dragon (well, and Fairy, and Freeze Dry) is a huge plus.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames:

<p class="MsoNormal">''Horsea-Seadra-Kingdra Male: Juan Female: Clair  MSG: Water/Dragon was such a ridiculous combo back in the ol' Gen 2 days. Also, f*ck Clair. Fun fact I did not know until recently: There are actually wild Kingdra you can catch in all the Gen 5 games.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: Kingdra is a really boss twist on the seadra line and I really enjoy it.

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''The Horsea line would be absolutely forgettable without this beast attached. A nice addition to the dragon line, showing just how much of a variety the type could have.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''First to get the amazing water/dragon typing, and the Horsea line really needed the boost. Still, I feel it got included just so they can say every time got a new Pokemon.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: He looks like he has indigestion.

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''No clue where the dragon comes from. But it certainly looks regal now, if a little goofy in some art. Critical hit shenanigans are fun.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Just an awesome guy. I always like how weedlike and kind of old it looks. Solid in battle. It doesn’t get many moves, but it doesn’t need anything else. Really.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: we could make ANY kind of rad dragon, but let's make a tiny update to seadra, let's not get too crazy here, it's only pokemon here, it's only pokemon

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''I beloved Horsea and Seadra. Kingdra? Meh. Kingdra glaring at me creeps me out. I don't think I would want to evolve Seadra into this and ugh trade evolving ugh.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''One of the few evolutions to an earlier pokemon that seems natural. Good work.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Uglier than seadra but also better, fun fact someone used eviolite seadra in a regional this year and did ok

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: It honestly surprises me that there are only two Water/Dragon types in the entire 700-whatever Pokémon that exist. Palkia's quite a bit cooler, though, as this really only serves as an addendum to try and make the Horsea line better.

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''Something about this line is just really boring to me. Also, why is it a Dragon type when Charizard and Gyarados aren’t? So stupid.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''While I acknowledge that probably Seadra needed an evolution battle-wise, Seadra’s design is so much better than Kingdra’s it’s not even funny. Kingdra's kinda ugly. Also I hate Clair.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''I'm honestly not sure why this needed to be invented. Did the Horsea line really merit another evolution? Also there are way too many imposter kings. Nidoking, Kingler, Seaking, Slowking... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! I know some people love its design but I find Kingdra rather ugly.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Mana: ''Horsea was 139. Seadra was 144. I like Kingdra even less than them. I guess it speaks to how much worse a lot of GSC Pokemon are than RBY, but there's still a lot of good near the top.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''25. Slowking''' 

SCORE: 2266

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 37.77 (St. Dev: 25.30) Fully Evolved Rank: 21/54 Water Rank: 4/18 Psychic Rank: 4/10 Part of a preexisting line: 6/19

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Stifled 2 - Sanity 5 - FFD 8 - MSG 9 - Nick 11 - Anagram 11 - GoaFan77 12 - Gen 13 - MC_XD 13 - Brayze_II 15 - CasanovaZelos 15 - Paul 17 - flubbin 19 - Scepter 19 - Natwaf 19 - starfox 19 - Sorozone 19 - Wickle 20 - KBM 21 - Eddv 22 - Logicblade 22 - TUM 23 - mnk 23 - Comm 23 - Inviso 24 - darkx 24 - BetrayedTangy 25 - Ermine 26 - Xuxon 29 - Wizards 30 - scarlet 30 - Arti 34 - Cody 34 - Poke 36 - FrostHarpy 41 - JONA 42 - lefty 43 - andy 45 - Tennis 50 - Preston 50 - Karo 52 - ecksgem 54 - Cybat 54 - xx521xx 55 - red 56 - Dragon66116 58 - Paratroopa 61 - Raka 61 - Magmortar 61 - TexWolf 64 - Mana 72 - Suor 78 - Snake5s 80 - Kate 81 - profDEADPOOL 82 - Bane 85 - OrangeCrush 85 - ArkOfTurus 89 - Drak 94 - MI

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''Forget Mewtwo and Mew. This guy reigns supreme over all other Psychic types. He looks cool. His stats are off the charts. His movepool is excellent. Hail to the king!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Sanity: ''Not as good as Slowpoke or Slowbro, but he's still in the Slow family, and therefore still awesome. One of its Pokedex entries is hilarious: "Every time it yawns, Shellder injects more poison into it. The poison makes it more intelligent." Like, he's so stupid that being poisoned makes him smarter somehow. I love it. What a carefree badass.''

<p class="MsoNormal">MSG: I could use pants.

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''I’d like it more without the collar, but it’s still pretty much exactly as good as Slowbro. Also, it needs pants.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''I'd let a Shelder bite my head too if I became a genius. Also he's what, the third Pokemon ever scene that has the potential to talk?''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''- He could use pants. Okay okay serious writeup. Gen II introduced held item evolutions and the King's Rock evolutions in particular were pretty damn badass. I mean Slowking takes a line I just kinda liked and made it into something I gave two f***s about. And okay I liked the movie. More on that later, in the writeup of a pokémon certain to be ranked higher.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Everyone is going to say ‘He could use pants’ but personally I prefer my slowkings to freeball it

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Truly deserves the title of king. A nice design that isn't going for too much.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Really useful since I got it early in HG. Psychic still sucks as a STAB. I prefer the King to the Bro, shame Bro got the Mega and King got the shaft.''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Natwaf’s Nicknames: Slowpoke-Slowbro/Slowking''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Male Slowbro: Tobybro, Funbro Female Slowbro: Tobysis Male Slowking: Tobyking Female Slowking: Tobyqueen  Wickle: What Slowbro did wrong, this guy put on his head. Plus, the movie gave him a boost.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''He's Slowbro with a Shellder of Knowledge on his head. That literally poisons him with intelligence. I'll buy that for a dollar.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: I will always like him for his role in Pokemon 2000 despite that sucking.

<p class="MsoNormal">Poke: "I could use pants" is the single greatest line uttered in cinematic history.

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''What? Oh Slowking. I guess Slowking is okay. It's better than Slowpoke and Slowbro given that Slowking could talk back in Pokemon 2000 which admittedly I thought was pretty cool. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">The reason why I don't really like Slowpoke is continuity errors. In "The Evolution Solution" episode of the anime, it was proclaimed that Slowpoke could only evolve if a Shellder bit it's tail. This is worth noting as in Pokemon Snap when playing through "The River" level if you lure Slowpoke with apples to one spot in the level, Shellder can bite Slowpoke and it will evolve into Slowbro. Strange isn't it?

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''"Every time it yawns, Shellder injects more poison into it. The poison makes it more intelligent." what the ****''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: some 14 or so years later, mega slowbro would acquire the pants that slowking always wanted, except instead of pants it's just a giant cloyster eating his ass

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''I don't like its design. Ughhh belch.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: Yeah, it might be lazy, and it’s definitely worse than Slowbro (Slowbro is funny, and it’s better in battle, especially with Calm Mind), but it’s an okay Pokemon.

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''I don't like how it becomes smart yet still looks dumb. Being stupid was also one of the things that made Slowpoke and Slowbro kind of entertaining and fun. Still, I wish those Shellders were available IRL because God knows there are way too many idiots that could use having one bite their heads.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''24. Donphan''' 

SCORE: 2256

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 37.60 (St. Dev: 19.30) Fully Evolved Rank: 20/54 Ground Rank: 2/10 Phanpy Line: 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">5 - Wizards 10 - Stifled 13 - starfox 15 - Kate 15 - ArkOfTurus 16 - FrostHarpy 17 - FFD 18 - Wickle 18 - mnk 20 - Scepter 20 - Eddv 20 - red 20 - profDEADPOOL 21 - Mana 21 - Comm 21 - Magmortar 21 - lefty 21 - xx521xx 22 - Sorozone 23 - Anagram 23 - Arti 24 - GoaFan77 26 - andy 27 - Cybat 28 - Nick 28 - Natwaf 28 - flubbin 28 - MI 29 - Suor 33 - Inviso 35 - Sanity 36 - Dragon66116 37 - CasanovaZelos 38 - BetrayedTangy 38 - Brayze_II 41 - scarlet 42 - Logicblade 42 - TUM 45 - TexWolf 46 - ecksgem 48 - Gen 50 - OrangeCrush 51 - KBM 51 - Xuxon 54 - MC_XD 56 - Snake5s 57 - darkx 57 - Paratroopa 59 - Ermine 62 - Poke 63 - Bane 64 - Paul 65 - Karo 65 - Cody 66 - Raka 66 - Tennis 68 - Drak 70 - JONA 76 - MSG 77 - Preston

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''I remember back in the first Pokemon movie where they “debuted” Donphan before Gen 2 was out. It was wild seeing something not in the coveted 151. I thought he was cool in the movie even though Ash owned him through main character hax. Then as time went on, I didn’t like him as much. Now I like him again after using him in battle in X/Y. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''I’ve never actually used Donphan, I just love its design. I really need to include him in my team at some point.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''I love elephants, and it’s a pretty solid choice on a team a good deal of the time. Just a lot less of one this [current, ie sixth] generation. Shame.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Donphan isn’t very good, but it has a special place in my heart for being the first and so far only random shiny I ever caught. Sadly, mine has terrible IVs and a –Atk/+SpDef nature, so I’ve never used it for anything except taking space in a box.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''One of the rare cases I like both forms of a line equally. Phanpy is just adorable, while Donphan is just a boss of equal magnitude.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Badass rolly elephant thing. Sorta this gen's Sandslash, it learned Earthquake by levelup.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Underwhelmed when I used it in Emerald's Mono-Ground team, but it does hit hard and take physical hits, I'll give it that. And who doesn't love a good STAB Earthquake? Tate and Liza, evidently.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''One of the Pokemon I really need to use sometime. Slick design and viable, but Rapid Spin is relatively useless in the main games.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ''Did you know that: donphan is seriously like 3 feet tall he’s like a pig with a trunk and armor plating. Ps I learned that those things that are armor plating on lizard and bird legs are called ‘scutes’''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Very sturdy line. I can't complain.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''Pretty good design, but I tend to find most <span id="cke_bm_45S" style="display:none;">    Ground types pretty forgettable when it comes to it. I like it quite a bit when I remember it exists.<span id="cke_bm_46E" style="display:none;">  <span id="cke_bm_45E" style="display:none;">  ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''why are his tusks growing out of his cheeks? tusks don't work like that!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''I remember that episode with a Donphan who can smell gems. Uh, it's an okay Pokemon.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Even when I accidentally nudge against a Donphan makes me an unhappy person. Screw you Donphan.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''23. Steelix''' 

SCORE: 2179

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 36.32 (St. Dev: 23.21) Fully Evolved Rank: 19/54 Ground Rank: 1/10 Steel Rank: 3/4 Part of a preexisting line: 5/19

<p class="MsoNormal">3 - Anagram 3 - Wizards 5 - Nick 6 - Wickle 6 - Eddv 8 - Mana 9 - Cody 11 - Sorozone 12 - scarlet 12 - CasanovaZelos 12 - ecksgem 14 - Kate 15 - Brayze_II 17 - MSG 18 - Arti 20 - TUM 20 - TexWolf 21 - FrostHarpy 21 - KBM 22 - flubbin 24 - ArkOfTurus 26 - Natwaf 26 - GoaFan77 27 - Scepter 27 - Logicblade 28 - BetrayedTangy 29 - Raka 29 - Tennis 31 - Cybat 32 - starfox 35 - Inviso 35 - Suor 36 - Magmortar 37 - Snake5s 37 - lefty 38 - MI 40 - JONA 44 - darkx 44 - Comm 45 - Dragon66116 46 - Stifled 47 - profDEADPOOL 48 - mnk 48 - Xuxon 50 - Paul 50 - xx521xx 51 - Karo 51 - FFD 51 - Bane 53 - Preston 55 - andy 56 - Paratroopa 65 - Poke 78 - red 80 - OrangeCrush 81 - MC_XD 82 - Drak 84 - Gen 85 - Sanity 93 - Ermine

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''I didn’t realize when I began this list that Steelix would end up so high. What can I say? I like it a lot. Poor Brock, though. He’s stuck still using Onix even when Mega Steelix is a thing.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: ''Like its Pre-evo, its face is terrible but I have a soft spot for its… metallic… snake-like appearance… for unown reasons. Seriously… I don’t know why I like this line, but I do.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: ''It's Onix only it doesn't suck. And Onix was awesome. Plus it was the first really accessible Steel type and unlike Dark I will always associate that typing with Steelix and Steel is a cool typing.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Mana: ''Such a vaaaaaaaaaaaast improvement over Onix. FACT.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''The steel types in this generation simply have some of the coolest designs in Pokemon. Even something as relatively useless as Steelix is redeemed by being crazy intimidating.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ecks: ''Giant metal snake? I like. The teeth are a bit off-putting though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Onix got braces

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: I've always thought Steelix was a bit of a wasted opportunity as far as introducing Steel as a type—HOOOOOOLY s*** look at that Mega Evolution I am definitely bumping this up a few spots.

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''A sorely needed upgrade for Onix, and man oh man it looks badass. That said, when in my Mono-Steel palythrough I had to choose between Probopass and Steelix, I have to go with probopass. I did use it during a Showdown random, but ehh. Takes hits insanely well physically though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames:

<p class="MsoNormal">''Onix-Steelix Male Onix: Brock Male Steelix: Diamonix Female: Jasmine  Goa: One of the better looking evolution added in a later gen of all time.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Logicblade: ''All of the gen 2 pokemon looked dumb, but 11 year old me loved them so they get higher rankings. I'm not fussed about the steel types too much, but I think they were good improvements on their lines. Steelix being the biggest improvement.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''A steel-plated Onix. So good. Jaws of life.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''One of the best "added later" evolutions in the series in terms of being designed as stronger than the original. The type change was definitely needed, too.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Iron snake somehow looks even more Freudian than Onix. But unlike Onix, it can hit things. Nice.'' Stifled: ''Onix definitely deserved an evolution. He didn’t deserve one that looks so dumb.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''A more sinister looking Onix. Nothing particularly wrong with Steelix but having to trade evolve it is a big decrement I can't overlook and I have to put it outside of the top half of my list.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: onix is back and he's pissed about the fact that he sucked before

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: Ugly face + getting owned by Jasmine's one too many times = me no like

<p class="MsoNormal">Ermine: YAWWWWWWWWWN <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''22. Quilava''' 

SCORE: 2070

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 34.50 (St. Dev: 24.75) NFE Rank: 4/46 Fire Rank: 6/10 Starter Rank: 5/9 Cyndaquil Line: 3/3

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Drak 3 - Logicblade 3 - red 6 - Gen 6 - TexWolf 7 - FFD 8 - Bane 9 - starfox 9 - Sorozone 10 - andy 11 - profDEADPOOL 11 - xx521xx 12 - MC_XD 15 - Ermine 15 - Tennis 15 - mnk 16 - flubbin 16 - Xuxon 17 - KBM 18 - Scepter 18 - Comm 19 - ecksgem 20 - scarlet 20 - Karo 20 - Dragon66116 21 - JONA 21 - MSG 23 - Kate 25 - Raka 27 - Suor 30 - Preston 30 - Cybat 32 - Arti 36 - Stifled 39 - Poke 40 - Snake5s 42 - Wizards 43 - Paratroopa 45 - Natwaf 45 - Paul 45 - Inviso 47 - Cody 47 - GoaFan77 48 - CasanovaZelos 48 - Magmortar 50 - Wickle 51 - OrangeCrush 52 - Mana 54 - FrostHarpy 56 - Nick 58 - MI 62 - ArkOfTurus 65 - TUM 67 - Brayze_II 79 - Anagram 81 - Sanity 86 - BetrayedTangy 88 - lefty 90 - Eddv 92 - darkx

<p class="MsoNormal">Logicblade: ''I love all the pokemon in this line, but Quilava stands out as the cutest of the bunch. I just want to rub his belly. :3''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Nothing too surprising here. Quilava is imo the best in the single most solid starter line to date. Cutie Pie McBanana-Nose and Stompa-Stomp EXPLOSION ain't got nothin' on the guy that's a perfect blend of both. Even people that tend to think "boo hiss second stages aren't as cute as first stages or as cool as third stages; I have no class, and I'm a very boring person" generally like Quilava. Surely that can't be coincidence!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Bane: ''Weird right? A middle starter in the top 10, but of course it part of the Typhlosion line. Super cute but cool at the same time, he’s one of the best designed middle starters in all the generations.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''This little guy is in a close competition for my favorite NFE Pokemon period (this coming from someone who vastly prefers fully evolved Pokes in most circumstances). He’s a great combination of cool and cute, he introduced me to flame wheel, which I thought looked really cool in Stadium and Colosseum, and he’s part of my favorite overall Pokemon line. So yeah, I obviously like him quite a bit.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Flubbin: ''In general middle evos aren’t my thing, but Quilava is definitely one of my favorites. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''It's the only part of the Cyndaquil line that actually looks like an actual living creature for me, and for that reason it's the only one in the line that I really like. Really awesome design for a middie, a smaller version of this really should have been what Cyndaquil looked like, rather than that weird hovering (SSBM didn't help) blob thing.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: It's like someone tried to find a combination of Cyndaquil and Typhlosion and they made this.

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''Much better body shape than both Cyndaquil and Typhlosions. Head flames are awesome, they look like a mohawk of sorts.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Wasn't the red Beetleborg a female and the leader? I remember watching that show back in Daycare.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Starter middle forms are usually not that great, but for this one they smartly just basically interpolated between the first and last forms. Which means it's still a fiery badger.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: It’s a middle evolution.

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''he is sort of like a bigger cyndaquil, while also being like a smaller typhlosion. they really went all out on his design''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: Better looking than Cyndaquil, it's the open eyes

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''Looks like it would actually be good at catching prey. Otherwise pretty average.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: Has nothing on its brethren.

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: I was a big fan of it before, but now I don’t care about it.

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: ''Double fire back! Not as cute as Cyndy, but still excellent.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Oh wait I like this less than Typhlosion, still don’t really hate, he’s sort of the Kevin spacey of pokemon

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: I typed “Quilaa” into Google by mistake while looking up pictures of pokemon, and got links to several women on Facebook. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''21. Entei''' 

SCORE: 2067

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 34.45 (St. Dev: 19.47) Fully Evolved Rank: 18/54 Fire Rank: 5/10 Legendary Rank: 5/6

<p class="MsoNormal">3 - Stifled 5 - Magmortar 6 - ArkOfTurus 7 - Wizards 7 - Bane 9 - scarlet 11 - Poke 12 - Scepter 12 - starfox 12 - TexWolf 13 - Drak 15 - Sorozone 17 - Preston 20 - Anagram 20 - BetrayedTangy 23 - Snake5s 23 - flubbin 24 - Karo 24 - lefty 25 - JONA 26 - Suor 27 - Natwaf 28 - Xuxon 29 - OrangeCrush 29 - MSG 29 - Arti 30 - GoaFan77 31 - Nick 31 - darkx 32 - Brayze_II 32 - Comm 32 - Dragon66116 33 - Gen 33 - Paul 33 - MI 36 - Raka 36 - Cody 38 - red 38 - profDEADPOOL 39 - CasanovaZelos 39 - Tennis 40 - Kate 45 - KBM 46 - Logicblade 50 - Ermine 51 - Mana 51 - ecksgem 51 - TUM 52 - Wickle 53 - Cybat 56 - andy 56 - Inviso 59 - mnk 59 - Paratroopa 60 - xx521xx 65 - Sanity 67 - FFD 67 - MC_XD 83 - Eddv 87 - FrostHarpy

<p class="MsoNormal"> Stifled:  ''In the previous trio of legendaries, the electric type was my favorite. This time fire reigns supreme. I love Entei’s design. My experience of using him in battle is limited, but he seems capable. I also really enjoyed the third Pokemon movie with Entei and the little girl who thinks he’s her dad.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Even though it was really bad for a really long time, it really does have the legendary look. The face, the volcanic smoke back, the bands. And it was truly fantastic in the third movie. After Mewtwo, it probably got boosted more by the anime than any other Pokemon.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Bane: ''Another legendary I’ve always been fond of, even in the original games I thought he was the best of the 3 dogs. Then when Crystal made Suicune the most prominent I was like “Really? Not Entei?” They made up for it slightly with that movie. I love how majestic and proud he looks.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''I really like all of the legendary beasts, and liking all members of a trio is pretty uncommon for me. I really like his design, and though there are others who can do his battle role better, he’s still kinda useful if you want to put him on your team. Plus the battles in the third movie were pretty awesome, even if the movie as a whole was dumb.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: <3 Entei <3

<p class="MsoNormal">I would put Entei in my Top 10 given it's beast of an appearance in the third Pokémon movie and was in Melee but it was a POS to snag in Pokémon Colosseum at Mt. Battle so I think Entei can rest easy at number seventeen in my rankings.

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: One of the many illustrious mustache pokemon.

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Choice-Scarf Eruption AND Flare Blitz? Whoa mama. Too bad the Entei in the movie sucked. I always dread facing one in the Maison, praying I outspeed it before it manages to kill my team. Too bad none of my A.I. teammates has it.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nicknames:

<p class="MsoNormal">''Entei No Gender: Merapi, Krakatau''

<p class="MsoNormal">Arti: ARGRARJGHH

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''He was cool in his movie I guess. I still have that Promo Entei card.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Everyone’s favourite lion/st Bernard/power ranger hybrid

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''That movie made no sense. Like literally negative sense. Oh Japan... Anyway given what my favorite Gen I pokémon was, you'd probably expect me to like what is essentially a fire spouting dog-lion hybrid beast but... eh. I like him well enough obviously, but something about him never clicked for me. Chasing him around the map was annoying but I don't think that's the main reason.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: https://s3.amazonaws.com/ksr/projects/92972/posts/232287/image-118938-full.jpg?1337725479

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: Much like Raikou, I never use legendaries and don't care much for its design.

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''Kind of uninspired, like the other Legendary beasts, and for the second generation in a row, my least favorite Legendary is the Fire one (which is really sad). That said, it's still a Legendary, and I have fond memories of running around trying to catch these things just for the sake of doing it, so I have to give it extra credit.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: ''You know… him being the guardian of the one loli still doesn't move this dog any higher than this. I like him slightly for it, though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''I still hold some resentment towards Entei because he was the 251st Pokemon I got in Gold. Roaming legendaries is such a terrible idea. But his design is also worse than the other two, so it works out.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''there was a pokemon movie about entei once. I dragged my mom to see it in the movie theater with me. sorry mom''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: I really don’t like the gen 2 legends <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''20. Xatu''' 

SCORE: 2040

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 34.00 (St. Dev: 24.46) Fully Evolved Rank: 17/54 Psychic Rank: 3/10 Flying Rank: 6/19 Natu Line: 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Brayze_II 2 - Raka 2 - Anagram 2 - GoaFan77 2 - flubbin 2 - Paratroopa 3 - Snake5s 4 - Wickle 6 - Paul 7 - Eddv 8 - Suor 9 - FFD 11 - KBM 13 - Poke 14 - darkx 14 - scarlet 14 - Natwaf 14 - MSG 14 - red 15 - lefty 16 - starfox 19 - Ermine 20 - ArkOfTurus 21 - Cybat 24 - Mana 27 - Kate 30 - Logicblade 30 - ecksgem 34 - Sanity 34 - TUM 34 - Magmortar 35 - Tennis 36 - Nick 37 - MC_XD 38 - Gen 38 - Comm 40 - Xuxon 41 - Stifled 43 - Cody 43 - Bane 45 - CasanovaZelos 48 - BetrayedTangy 48 - MI 50 - TexWolf 50 - Dragon66116 51 - Drak 52 - Arti 56 - OrangeCrush 57 - Inviso 57 - xx521xx 58 - JONA 60 - FrostHarpy 64 - Sorozone 67 - profDEADPOOL 68 - andy 73 - Preston 74 - Karo 79 - Scepter 92 - mnk 94 - Wizards

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: I feel so at peace here with the Indians

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''I don't even know. It's just really cool and I like its design. I swear I'm not trying to rack up outlier points. Gen 2 confuses me greatly.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Aztec bird whose art style looks nothing like the rest of the game? Count me in. I wish it hadn’t been godawful for over a decade before suddenly becoming common as hell because of a Hidden World ability.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''For some reason I loved using this guy in the original gold/silver and even ruby/sapphire. Probably because there wasn't a lot of flying or psychic types I liked back then.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Flubbin: ''Xatu is radical. I really dig the whole totem-pole oracle bird design, and the color scheme is excellent. In HG/SS, I loved having him following me around because he looked like my personal advisor who would give me all sorts of sagely advice. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtXKEu6S-kM important bird video. it is mostly xatu related'' Wickle: ''Psychic/Flying? My original 2 favorite types and now my 2nd and 3rd? Yes please. Also is an indian totem, so the top is a Thunderbird. <3''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: Native American Thunderbird is the best concept for a pokemon out there

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''Once again, a punch in the face of all the people that claim that Gen II is boring. It's a SEER TOTEM BIRD full of colors, very few things in other generations can even compare.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''Like I said with Natu (which I would guess is showing up first) – I love the unusual typing. That alone is enough for me in this case. Add to that the fact that Xatu really just looks kind of majestic, like a bird should... good stuff.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''The number 1 pokemon I love that I have never ever used. Just look at it's sexy design. One cool **********er. Oh, there's also the Xatu meme which I don't really understand, but hey, Xatu love! Behold: www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2nobA4Ixvo ''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Natwaf’s Nicknames: Natu-Xatu Male: Will Female: Totema  Cybat: Nicely designed. With many Psychic Pokemon it's hard to tell their type just by looking at them, but I feel like with Xatu you definitely can. Also, Magic Bounce is fun.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Kate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtXKEu6S-kM

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Psychobird is cool, and Magic Bounce is wicked. I used this guy in SoulSilver, and it did me some surprising good.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''It's hiding a kitty! I've always liked Xatu's design but I could never find a place for one on my team. Why are there so many Psychic and Flying types? I could watch this every day for the rest of my life and never get tired of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpes_5zYy5c''

<p class="MsoNormal">Oh my god...

<p class="MsoNormal">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmjPPoM1zOQ

<p class="MsoNormal">Did Xatu become a meme when I wasn't looking? I just bumped Xatu up 6 spots for the Bad Apple parody, no joke.

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: Cool looking psychic birdy.

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Natu is unfortunately out of the way in-game, but Xatu's design is one of the coolest in Gen II. This is my fodder line Pokemon, anything above it is a classic in my view.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Xatu can be found in a wide array of Providences in the Johto region. And by a wide array of Providences I'm totally kidding. You can't catch wild Xatu in the wild. Doesn't that suck or what?'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''19. Raikou''' 

SCORE: 2011

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 33.52 (St. Dev: 22.34) Fully Evolved Rank: 16/54 Electric Rank: 2/8 Legendaries: 4/6

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Snake5s 4 - starfox 4 - Dragon66116 5 - ArkOfTurus 6 - Sorozone 8 - mnk 8 - Paul 9 - andy 10 - scarlet 10 - Poke 13 - Natwaf 14 - FrostHarpy 14 - Tennis 15 - Stifled 15 - Wickle 15 - MSG 15 - red 17 - Drak 18 - Preston 18 - flubbin 21 - Cody 22 - Nick 23 - Karo 23 - JONA 24 - Logicblade 26 - ecksgem 28 - OrangeCrush 28 - Magmortar 29 - Mana 29 - Xuxon 30 - Anagram 31 - FFD 33 - Arti 34 - KBM 34 - profDEADPOOL 35 - Cybat 35 - MI 38 - TUM 39 - Raka 39 - Wizards 40 - CasanovaZelos 40 - GoaFan77 41 - Kate 47 - TexWolf 49 - Comm 51 - darkx 52 - Ermine 52 - MC_XD 52 - Suor 55 - xx521xx 59 - Scepter 60 - Paratroopa 63 - Brayze_II 64 - Sanity 65 - BetrayedTangy 70 - Bane 71 - Gen 80 - Inviso 82 - Eddv 98 - lefty

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''I love electric types and I love its design, although That weird mane could probably go. Still, I know I bring up my SS Nuzlocke a lot, but that probably helps Raikou the most. I groaned when, shortly after Ecruteak, my first encounter was with a Raikou. Knowing this meant I had a wasted route, I figured I’d just throw a Great Ball (I think) at it and see what happened. To my amazement, I caught it! I liked it to begin with, but after that I have no choice but to love the guy, haters be damned.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''This ****er zapped a creature I would have OHKO'd with my pokemon, when it should have targeted the other pokemon, that way we would have cleared their first 2 pokemon. But NOOOOO, this idiot left the other thing alone, Crit-ing and killing Raikou and leaving my pokemon and the A.I.'s other pokemon against a pokemon we can't handle without Raikou. So why is this still number 13? Because hell yeah Sabertooth, up to that point it's insaely useful, and a reminder that my luck in battle ****ing sucks''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Natwaf’s Nicknames: Raikou No Gender: Badai''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: He’s pretty even with Suicune in my book, but yellow takes the win.

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: There was that one special about it and I liked it then.

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''I like it how Raikou has a cloud for a neck. That's spiffy. If Mufusa was a Pokémon he be Raikou. Well no okay Mufusa can be Entei.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Freaking electric sabretooth tiger. Pretty rad. Could be easier to get one though!''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''The single legendary most gypped in the anime. It took until the thirteenth movie to appear as part of a group shot, although it had a cameo in a two-part episode advertising Pokemon Rangers.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''The Legendary beasts have never really done much for me as Legendaries go, but it's not like they're bad. I'd say Raikou's probably my favorite of the bunch, but I prefer the awesomeness that is Zapdos any day.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''I'm gonna be honest, I don't really know what I'm looking at. Is that a beard or a cloud? Does it wear a helmet? And like a butterfly thing for whiskers? Just a very confusing design.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Whoa, who hit its face with a truck? #stopanimalviolence''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''I really don't care much for the legendary beasts. I don't like using immediately fully evolved Pokemon in battle, or legendaries, and Raikou doesn't win much in design.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: Since I have nothing else to say about him, curse you Nintendo for making this legendary trio so hard to catch.

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: Raikou would be at least 10 spots higher if it looked like a badass thunder tiger instead of having the worst mustache-mane combination possible.

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: raikou kind of sounds like raichu which really sounds like hi-chew and now I want some hi-chew and I've forgotten all about raikou

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ''Have you seriously looked at raikou’s ass? It’s like an ornate, puffy butterfly. ...Oh you haven’t.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Pokémon really could use a REAL tiger. Not that Raikou is terribly disappointing or anything, it's just past due. Anyway Raikou isn't as cool or fierce as Entei nor as beautiful and graceful as Suicune. I guess not living up to either and not having its own niche makes it underwhelming.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: I really don’t like the gen 2 legends <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''18. Noctowl''' 

SCORE: 1979

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 32.98 (St. Dev: 23.20) Fully Evolved Rank: 15/54 Normal Rank: 1/15 Flying Rank: 5/19 Hoothoot Line: 1/2

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - Cody 1 - Suor 1 - Poke 3 - MC_XD 6 - darkx 7 - Anagram 7 - Gen 7 - Magmortar 7 - Dragon66116 8 - andy 8 - Inviso 11 - Arti 12 - JONA 13 - Scepter 13 - Ermine 15 - Snake5s 15 - starfox 16 - TUM 17 - Logicblade 18 - FrostHarpy 18 - Tennis 19 - Bane 20 - MI 21 - Xuxon 22 - scarlet 26 - FFD 27 - Mana 27 - Comm 27 - red 28 - xx521xx 29 - TexWolf 30 - Nick 31 - Sorozone 33 - Preston 33 - flubbin 34 - Wickle 38 - Kate 38 - ecksgem 39 - Stifled 39 - KBM 44 - Paul 45 - Karo 45 - Cybat 46 - Natwaf 48 - Paratroopa 49 - MSG 53 - Eddv 54 - profDEADPOOL 56 - ArkOfTurus 58 - Drak 59 - Raka 64 - Brayze_II 65 - GoaFan77 67 - Sanity 67 - lefty 71 - OrangeCrush 75 - CasanovaZelos 75 - BetrayedTangy 82 - mnk 91 - Wizards

<p class="MsoNormal">Cody: ''I’ve always loved owls, so it’s no surprise that Noctowl is my favorite. Ash catching a Noctowl helped my opinion too, because I absolutely love the shiny coloring. Noctowl is just awesome.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''I've spent my entire video-gaming life training Noctowls and finding ways to fit it into my teams despite being underwhelming in battle. That's how much I love Noctowl, awesome and unique compared to all the other “Normal type birds” in other generations.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Poke: ''NOTOWEL! I love owls. Favourite bird, Ash's Noctowl was badass and shiny. And the only shiny I ever caught was a Hoothoot who then evolved into Noctowl. A lot going on for it besides the most hilarious intentional typo ever.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Now that Pidgeot has gotten a mega evolution, Noctowl is down to second worst generic bird. Also, I loved how, in the anime, Ash’s Noctowl was established as clever and wise, then the writers decided it was too much effort, and just switched it to having no personality at all.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''I. Love. Owls. GameFreak not only managed to capture the intimidating majesty of the animal it's based on with this idea, but also added a nice element of whimsy without over-exaggerating its natural features. You know... there's a lot to be stated with simplicity.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''You look at the face, and I tell you I would not want to mess with this owl. Might have my single favorite design from this generation.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''Definitely the most unique of the early Normal/Flying birds. Like its design, too.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Ash had one (in the anime) if my memory serves me correctly. I was never too ardent towards flying Pokemon but I guess Noctowl is okay. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: Him being my Flying type the first time through this gen earned props, but I swiftly scrapped him for Xatu and a certain meme made me even further bored with him, so he couldn't reach top 20.

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: notowl

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''At least Hoothoot evolves into something decently cool (which is a problem with this gen). I've always wondered why it wasn't Dark or Psychic, though, other than the fact that it had to fill the Pidgeot role of its generation; I think one of those would have fit better. I always get so bored with the predictable Normal/Flying options.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Hypnosis and Fly (and Flash) make this a handy guy to have around, and he looks pretty cool. For how many birds there are in Pokemon I'm surprised there aren't more owls.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Looks good for an early bird. Not too useful though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf’s Nickname:

<p class="MsoNormal">''Hoothoot-Noctowl Male: KaeporaG Female: Athena  Paratroopa: it takes a lot of work to make an owl only KIND of cool, but game freak dared to dream big and made an only kind of cool owl''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: So boring.

<p class="MsoNormal"> Brayze:  When he evolved he started standing on two legs and now he’s just an owl

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''It's an Owl! A pretty cool looking one, but still generic.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: A simple but nice design. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''17. Ho-Oh''' 

SCORE: 1891

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 31.52 (St. Dev: 24.81) Fully Evolved Rank: 14/54 Fire Rank: 4/10 Flying Rank: 4/19 Legendaries: 3/6

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - TUM 2 - Snake5s 2 - Sorozone 3 - KBM 3 - ArkOfTurus 6 - JONA 6 - Magmortar 7 - Natwaf 8 - Logicblade 8 - scarlet 9 - Cybat 9 - MC_XD 9 - Paul 9 - Dragon66116 11 - Ermine 11 - Wizards 13 - Cody 14 - profDEADPOOL 15 - Scepter 15 - Anagram 17 - starfox 17 - Arti 19 - Poke 20 - Wickle 20 - Sanity 21 - Stifled 22 - GoaFan77 22 - andy 23 - MSG 25 - Mana 25 - Bane 26 - Preston 26 - Tennis 26 - Comm 29 - MI 30 - CasanovaZelos 31 - flubbin 32 - Nick 33 - darkx 35 - TexWolf 36 - OrangeCrush 39 - Suor 39 - xx521xx 41 - Paratroopa 43 - red 47 - ecksgem 49 - Xuxon 58 - lefty 62 - Raka 65 - Kate 65 - FFD 66 - Gen 67 - mnk 67 - Inviso 68 - Karo 78 - Brayze_II 83 - BetrayedTangy 83 - Drak 85 - Eddv 90 - FrostHarpy

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''See, THIS is the Pokémon Moltres SHOULD have been. Ho-Oh looking so cool on the cover is the sole reason why I went with Gold instead of Silver back when I was deciding which one I was going to buy when they came out.'']

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Phoenix just destroys everything. It’s one of those rare Pokemon that has basically no 100% foolproof counter. Ho-oh these days is so strong it’s kind of wrong. Yes this applies to most ubers, but come on, its signature move has a 50% chance to burn. That’s pretty stupid in a morbid way.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''Master of the zombie beasts, the regal Chinese Phoenix Ho-oh is a heck of a lot better than the abomination that is the Western Phoenix Molters. Sacred Fire HURTS! It also has Sacred Ash in most/all games it's in. Too sacerd for me too use though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Natwaf’s Nicknames: Ho-oh No Gender: Feng Huang  Logicblade: Talk about badass. It's a rainbow bird, and sacred fire is such a cool move. It kind of looks like an evolved Dux... it's now my headcanon''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Sacred Fire is extremely badass. It's sorta fat-looking though. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ermine: ''Amazing design and color pattern. Awesome legendary. It really sucks that it'll lose to overrated lugia but alas...''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''What were you doing in that first episode, Ho-Oh? Why did you go into Kanto? Was it just to kick off Ash’s adventure and make him seem more special than he really was? It better not have been. This is basically the cutoff, by the way, for pokemon I genuinely like.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Arti: SACRED FIRE

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: Moltres done correctly, and his appearance in the anime is classic, but nothing special past that.

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''They tried way too hard with this thing’s design. Holy crap there is way too much going on at once. If they relaxed a bit on the flashy colors, he’d be a lock for top ten since I love fire types.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLhDvStKqzw

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Ho-oh has never had a chance to shine due to the dominance of Lugia. It's cool it showed up so early in the anime, but like most Legendaries it is there to fill up the Pokedex.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''hohos? where? oh it's just a phoenix I was hoping for crappy pastries''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: While Lugia is sleek and cool, Ho-Oh look like something you'd buy at a Little China bazaar.

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''This is a much better phoenix pokémon than that funky chicken introduced in the first gen. Sacred Fire is a wicked move and Ho-Oh is pretty neat. I however grew much more attached to Lugia because I had Silver. Still the mythos behind this guy is too cool to overlook.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: ''Sort of like my dead great aunt, doesn’t matter how garish you are if you’re just ugly as sin. Man that was totally mean, she just loved me as a kid but I was terrified of her because of how she looked. I am straight up feeling a twinge of remorse writing this but onward and upward''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: I really don’t like the gen 2 legends <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''16. Cyndaquil''' 

SCORE: 1842

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 30.70 (St. Dev: 20.79) NFE Rank: 3/46 Fire Rank: 3/10 Starters: 4/9 Cyndaquil Line: 2/3

<p class="MsoNormal">2 - profDEADPOOL 2 - Bane 4 - Raka 4 - Stifled 5 - Ermine 7 - Logicblade 7 - flubbin 9 - red 11 - ecksgem 11 - Dragon66116 13 - andy 14 - starfox 15 - Cody 15 - Xuxon 16 - Preston 16 - Inviso 17 - darkx 17 - xx521xx 18 - JONA 18 - TUM 19 - Cybat 19 - MSG 20 - Mana 21 - Drak 22 - FFD 22 - Paul 22 - Paratroopa 23 - Scepter 25 - Karo 25 - MC_XD 26 - MI 28 - Anagram 28 - Kate 30 - Snake5s 30 - Sorozone 30 - ArkOfTurus 31 - Tennis 32 - CasanovaZelos 33 - scarlet 35 - Gen 35 - Comm 35 - Poke 37 - OrangeCrush 43 - Wizards 44 - Nick 44 - Arti 44 - lefty 47 - BetrayedTangy 47 - Wickle 53 - Natwaf 53 - Brayze_II 53 - mnk 54 - Suor 60 - KBM 66 - GoaFan77 69 - Magmortar 75 - FrostHarpy 75 - Eddv 82 - Sanity 84 - TexWolf

<p class="MsoNormal">Bane: ''The start of brilliance, this little guy is awesome. I love that he has Brock-eyes and how cute he was on the anime. So good for a starter.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Aww, how cute. Cyndaquil more like Cutedaqute.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''Gen 2 is a rare instance where I prefer the beginning stage to the full evolution. Cyndaquil is such a cute little thing. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ermine: Adorable

<p class="MsoNormal">Logicblade: ''I kind of don't like his nose, which is why he's the bottom of the group for me. Still really nice though, and was my very first pokemon. Uguu Cyndaquill.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Flubbin: ''Cyndaquil is probably my favorite stage 1 starter. He’s just so cute. Totodile and Chikorita are cool and all, but there was no hesitation when I had to pick my starter in Gen II. Really, the whole Cyndaquil line is solid.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ecks: First form of maybe the most consistent fire starter line… probably because there isn't a huge change between the three stages.

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''Wait so Ash actually evolved Cyndaquil? This is new to me.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''My first Gold starter. He is pretty cute. ''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''had him as my partner in PMD. I think he's cute''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Very cute. I was sad when Ash’s evolved.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''I really don't care for its design as a starter Pokemon. Cute, but not in a way that would make me choose it over the other two.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''Y'all are gonna hate me for this (those of you that care anyway), but Ash's Cyndaquil sucked. I thought the show was setting it up for some kind of redemption arc where it started off as timid and weak but after winning some battles and gaining some confidence- maybe evolving- it would become one of Ash's strongest and most dependable pokémon. Nope. It did get a bit stronger and more confident but ultimately that arc would not come about until Sinnoh with a much cooler fire starter.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: Only Gen 2 line in which all of them are good.

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''I am not a fan of it's closed eyes. Useful in my Crystal run though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: if cyndaquil was Korean he would have had plastic surgery ages ago

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''As a big fan of Fire Pokemon, this one was a huge disappointment to me and is far and away my least favorite Gen II starter. I just don't like the ugly design. It's a shame, because it's got a pretty good learnset compared to Chikorita.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: First form starters really weren't as good this generation.

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Fire mouse with closed eyes. Kind of cute but not the most useful Smash Bros. Poke Ball.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''15. Sneasel''' 

SCORE: 1771

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 29.52 (St. Dev: 23.87) NFE Rank: 2/46 Dark Rank: 4/6 Ice Rank: 1/5

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - scarlet 2 - JONA 2 - MC_XD 4 - Mana 4 - ecksgem 5 - Karo 5 - Brayze_II 5 - Drak 6 - red 6 - Inviso 6 - xx521xx 8 - Preston 9 - Gen 9 - TexWolf 10 - Cody 10 - FFD 11 - Cybat 11 - MI 12 - Snake5s 12 - MSG 13 - TUM 15 - Paratroopa 16 - Ermine 16 - Bane 17 - Dragon66116 18 - Logicblade 18 - BetrayedTangy 20 - Kate 21 - profDEADPOOL 24 - starfox 25 - darkx 25 - Poke 26 - Scepter 26 - Sorozone 27 - CasanovaZelos 29 - Comm 34 - OrangeCrush 34 - FrostHarpy 34 - ArkOfTurus 41 - Natwaf 41 - Arti 41 - lefty 42 - Raka 42 - Eddv 44 - Sanity 44 - Wizards 48 - KBM 48 - Paul 49 - flubbin 51 - GoaFan77 51 - Magmortar 53 - Nick 56 - Anagram 60 - Xuxon 62 - mnk 77 - Stifled 78 - Wickle 88 - Suor 89 - Tennis 90 - andy

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Brayze:  I’d like you to meet my pokewaifu hey don’t slam the door mom, sneasel and I are in love

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Preston:  <3 Sneasel <3

<p class="MsoNormal">Great Pokemon. Sneasel screams anti-hero to me. Looks cool, sharp claws, black fur and you get the idea.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Gen:  ''Despite never really getting what exactly this thing is- a cat weasel?- I just think it's perfect. That devilish sneer, that asymmetric feather thing, that poke-able belly, THEM PAWS! It's just perfect for what it is... whatever that may be. Also Dark/Ice is a cruel combination... offensively. Lol Ice types and defense!''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Cybat:  ''Yeah, another mean-looking Dark type. But why mess with what works, right?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Paratroopa:  ''in the games, they banned mewtwo. In the trading card game, they banned sneasel. sneasel rules.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">CasanovaZelos:  ''A really cool design and typing, too bad it literally doesn't show up until after you get all the badges. What is the point?''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Natwaf:  ''If looks could kill. Too bad it doesn't because as it is, it's not even a glass cannon. Just glass. Or… glass Kunai I guess? No, Glass Dart. Yeah. Huzzah for Gen IV evo!''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Raka:  All around bad-ass, with sharp claws and dark coloration

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">KBM:  ''Almost awesome. You have two totally underused types and you ALMOST nailed either of them. So close.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Goa:  ''Cool idea, bad execution. This thing really needed its later evolution.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Magmortar:  ''In gens 2 and 3, it had two special types…and a special attack base of 35. That’s pretty hilarious in a morbid way. Otherwise, I don’t care.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Anagram:  ''I always felt like this should have had an evolution, and eventually it gained one. Okay.''

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Stifled:  I don’t like you or your allergies.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:rgb(11,12,14);font-family:'HelveticaNeue',HelveticaNeue,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:18px;">Suor:  ''Now this pokémon I dislike because it should look like a cunning, dangerous weasel and instead it looks like a huge, f***ing b****. There's a subtle difference.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''14. Typhlosion''' 

SCORE: 1737

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 28.95 (St. Dev: 23.57) Fully Evolved Rank: 13/54 Fire Rank: 2/10 Starter Rank: 3/9 Cyndaquil Line: 1/3

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - starfox 1 - Bane 2 - Scepter 3 - flubbin 3 - MSG 3 - Arti 3 - Dragon66116 3 - profDEADPOOL 4 - Logicblade 6 - Stifled 7 - Drak 8 - Raka 10 - GoaFan77 10 - Inviso 11 - Magmortar 12 - red 12 - ArkOfTurus 13 - Cybat 13 - Comm 13 - Xuxon 14 - JONA 15 - Preston 15 - scarlet 17 - Snake5s 17 - Tennis 18 - Sorozone 18 - andy 18 - Wizards 19 - Nick 20 - Ermine 20 - ecksgem 21 - Karo 22 - Natwaf 23 - MC_XD 24 - Gen 28 - CasanovaZelos 28 - Wickle 29 - Poke 34 - Paul 41 - Mana 41 - BetrayedTangy 41 - Cody 42 - Kate 43 - FFD 45 - MI 47 - Anagram 49 - Suor 53 - darkx 54 - Paratroopa 57 - OrangeCrush 57 - KBM 57 - Brayze_II 59 - Eddv 59 - TUM 61 - lefty 64 - mnk 74 - xx521xx 80 - FrostHarpy 83 - Sanity 92 - TexWolf

<p class="MsoNormal">Starfox: ''So many fond memories of cruising through Silver with this guy. I’d start with him in every game if I could. I love battling with him, especially now that he gets eruption, that can cause so much havoc (especially with the Smeargle setup). His design is really badass, and his entire line is well-designed… I just love this guy. I didn’t think anything was ever going to usurp him as my overall favorite, but alas… still top of Gen II though.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Bane: ''My favorite Pokemon period, out of all 700+. He’s been through thick and thin with all my playthroughs of SIlver and Crystal, I always loved giving him Iron Tail and seeing him wreck (although now that’s not possible). He looks amazing, as badgers are cool but add fire to the back and neck of one and you got one badass dude. There’s nothing more I can say about how amazing he is.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Flubbin: ''My Typhlosion and I used to tear s*** up. I could always count on him. By far one of my favorite starters. Lots of good memories with this guy right here.''

<p class="MsoNormal">MSG: ''Cyndaquil was my first choice going through the game, which actually turned out to be a pretty great fit, considering the scarce and sh*tty options for Fire Gen 2 gave us. It also led to one of the most perplexing moments for me as a kid when level 31 was reached, and I had the opportunity to teach it Flame Wheel. It had the same PP as Ember, so I was a little skeptical to how useful it would be. When it turned out to be 150% the damage of Ember, I was even more confused, but just accepted the fact that the people who made the game wanted me to be happy and went about PP Up'ing the hell out of it up to 40 so I would never run out of Fire moves ever again. Ah, those were simpler times.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Arti: My first starter in GSC, not very impressive battle wise but I liked it the best out of the three (even if Feraligatr is probably better)

<p class="MsoNormal">Logicblade: ''Still cute, but with an awesome attitude. Fiery manes are always a plus.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''For me, he gets outshined a bit by Entei as far as the game’s Fire types go. But Typh is still pretty cool. Eruption wrecks serious face.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka:'' I'm pretty sure I used one. Not the greatest of starters but it's like a brilliant diamond of Gen 2. Maddening agony.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: I don't know why a rat can explode with the force of a Volcano, but Typhlosion is pretty awesome.

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Typhoon + explosion. ‘nuff said. It and #12 on my list are basically interchangeable.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''A little under-designed, but it works. It's more fun when it animates, although its fire effect in X/Y is kinda weird looking.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: Typhlosion is the only final form of the Fire starter Pokémon that does not have a secondary type.

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''CHOICE-Scarf Eruption! YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!! So why is this higher than Entei, despite being a Charizard Base Stat copycat? I love how it looks, and I would LOVE to have it as a partner in Maison. Sadly, it's not to be.''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Nawtaf’s Nicknames: Cyndaquil-Quilava-Typhlosion''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Male: Sonic Female: Amy, Sally  Gen: My Typhlosion and I used to tear s*** up. I could always count on him. By far one of my favorite starters. Lots of good memories with this guy right here.''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''A fully evolved starter should really be higher than this. It's really just kind of forgettable.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: ''He will forever have Flamethrower thanks to the latest Godzilla movie. Even if just in my heart.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: You know your gen has crap starters when this is the best out of all of them.

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: ''While I like Typhlosion, it doesn't really have any selling point or peculiarity that keeps me interested in it beyond the exploding flames on its back. Pretty standard both as a design and as a Fire starter for me.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: way too much an amorphous blob of a mammal to really be as cool as it could be

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: RAWR I'M TRYING TO BE REALLY BADASS LIKE CHARIZARD IS IT WORKING

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: Somehow it is not a cross between a typhoon and an explosion, more like a cross between a furnace and a waste of time <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''13. Skarmory''' 

SCORE: 1704

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 28.40 (St. Dev: 23.59) Fully Evolved Rank: 12/54 Steel Rank: 2/4 Flying Rank: 3/19

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - ecksgem 2 - BetrayedTangy 3 - andy 4 - Comm 5 - Snake5s 5 - Poke 7 - Preston 7 - GoaFan77 8 - FFD 8 - TUM 9 - Natwaf 9 - Wickle 9 - Inviso 9 - lefty 11 - scarlet 12 - FrostHarpy 13 - Anagram 13 - Arti 14 - Ermine 14 - Suor 16 - CasanovaZelos 16 - TexWolf 16 - xx521xx 18 - Mana 18 - OrangeCrush 18 - MC_XD 20 - Cody 20 - flubbin 20 - Magmortar 21 - Sorozone 21 - MI 21 - ArkOfTurus 21 - Wizards 24 - KBM 26 - Logicblade 26 - MSG 27 - Nick 28 - JONA 28 - Bane 29 - profDEADPOOL 33 - Dragon66116 34 - Stifled 34 - red 34 - Paratroopa 35 - Xuxon 38 - Paul 39 - starfox 40 - Cybat 47 - Scepter 47 - Drak 55 - Tennis 56 - Brayze_II 61 - mnk 62 - darkx 67 - Raka 68 - Gen 73 - Kate 90 - Sanity 96 - Eddv 98 - Karo

<p class="MsoNormal">Ecks: ''My sweet metallic devil bird. Unique typing, amazing name, and an overall cool concept. Have had a lot of fun using it over the years. Also, can opener tail.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: <3 Skarmory <3

<p class="MsoNormal">A vulture in steel plated armor. Can't go wrong with that.

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: If a sleek fighter jet is the first thing you think of looking at a Pokemon, you did something right.

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''You'd think I'd be hating on the other half of the Skarmbliss combo, wouldn't you? Fortunately, Steel/Flying is a neat type, and I love it's design. So edgy. My fly HM slave of choice in Platinum for my Mono-Steel… too bad it's only available post-game. Didn't even manage to use it for fighting. Oh well.''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Natwaf’s Nicknames: Skarmory Male: Razor Female: Pepper, Lana Skye (no longer used)''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''Ugh, way too common in Singles, but it’s legitimately good. I got really good at predicting roosts so I could nail these things with focus blast.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ermine: ''Badass bird poke with a great design. Loved using this guy competitively, he pulled through for me so many times.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: The sole fact that its feathers can be used as swords make Skarmory an A+ pokémon.

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Awesome tank. One of the most intimidating Pokemon around. Unlike Chansey, it is matched with a truly great design. Unfortunately one of the few designs they completely messed up in XY.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''Steel bird looks amazing and is one of the most consistently strong Pokemon ever. Good stuff.''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''The entire reason I like this Pokémon is the idea of how badass someone would look flying on its back. It's definitely not my favorite Steel type (as I think it might be others'), but it's still very good.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''I’m halfway in between liking and disliking this thing. But it’s Gen 2, so it easily makes the top half of the list.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: ''well, skarmory is a pretty cool pokemon I suppose, but actually, blissey's just the worst, I mean, it's so dumb and fat and pink and... wait, that's weird, why did I just switch to talking about blissey in the middle of that? I don't know, just, a twitch I guess''

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Pretty scary-looking metal bird. I know it's a pain in the ass competitively, but eh, never played that.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Drak: ''I like the idea of this guy, but I can't like the execution. it's too bad; mecha-bird could've been pretty sweet.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: It was supposed to be the physical counterpart of mantine but it pretty much left its specially defensive counterpart in the dust now didn’t it

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: ''Lol why is this mess everywhere in the competitive scene? Not that I care, since I don't swing that way. But still, an annoyance to the world at large.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''The original user of Steel Wing and the original Blissey-buster! I uh... I got nothin'. It's okay.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Eddv: Stealth Rocks Suck.

<p class="MsoNormal">Karo: An idiotic metal turkey that despite having its entire body make of steel, including its 'wings', is somehow able to fly. <h2 class="MsoNormal">'''12. Feraligatr''' 

SCORE: 1652

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 27.53 (St. Dev: 26.73) Fully Evolved Rank: 11/54 Water Rank: 3/18 Starters: 2/9 Totodile Line: 2/3

<p class="MsoNormal">1 - FrostHarpy 2 - Preston 3 - Nick 3 - Wickle 3 - Cody 3 - Paul 4 - MC_XD 4 - MSG 4 - mnk 5 - OrangeCrush 5 - Sorozone 6 - Natwaf 6 - Raka 7 - scarlet 7 - profDEADPOOL 7 - Inviso 9 - Logicblade 9 - KBM 10 - Snake5s 10 - Kate 10 - Gen 10 - Arti 10 - lefty 11 - Mana 12 - Magmortar 12 - Dragon66116 13 - ArkOfTurus 14 - flubbin 15 - Wizards 17 - CasanovaZelos 19 - Tennis 20 - Drak 23 - Stifled 23 - FFD 27 - xx521xx 28 - ecksgem 29 - JONA 30 - Scepter 30 - darkx 30 - Brayze_II 30 - Comm 31 - Ermine 31 - MI 31 - Poke 34 - andy 35 - Paratroopa 37 - red 41 - Karo 42 - starfox 57 - BetrayedTangy 57 - Eddv 67 - GoaFan77 68 - Anagram 73 - Sanity 80 - Bane 83 - TUM 85 - Suor 86 - Cybat 94 - TexWolf 99 - Xuxon

<p class="MsoNormal">Preston: ''DUDE LOOK AT THIS COLOR. Aww yes. The days of when I was only 7 years old and playing Pokemon Gold with my Feraligatr beside me without a care in the world. Would be #1 if it wasn't for the fact I still have no idea how to spell Feraligatr's name right without having to look it up, time and time again''

<p class="MsoNormal">Wickle: ''What? Mah gatr grew strong. So glad Physical Water attacks actually became a thing though''

<p class="MsoNormal">MSG: ''I feel like, had I chosen Feraligatr my first time through, Feraligatr could've been even higher, because the cute little croc eventually evolves into quite the beast. On top of that, your rival would then be stuck with the monstrosity that is Meganium, and that's always a nice bonus''

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''The highest of the worst (hmm…. Well, maybe 2nd worst) starter batch ever, Feraligatr is just cool. I still want my Sheer Force Gatr though. Unfortuantely, it kind of trailed off in my HG run, despite Waterfall and Normal having great coverage. Still better than the rest of the losers''

<p class="MsoNormal">Raka: It only got this high mostly because of two things: Lazor Gator and the fact that its name had to be spelled weirdly because of insufficient slot

<p class="MsoNormal">Logicblade: ''Big scray croc with missing letters in his name, but still a pretty cool dude. Pokemon does crocodilians well''

<p class="MsoNormal">KBM: ''Docking (only a couple) points for the unbelievably stupid ten-character-limit name. Feraligator [sic] is still a f***ing beast. Best starter line in Gen 2, by far''

<p class="MsoNormal">Gen: ''My baby. Also my favorite "ugly" pokémon that I will fully admit is objectively aesthetically displeasing and not just, like, your opinion man. My female Feraligatr named Precious (marvel at the creativity of my ten year-old brain!) that I leveled up all the way to level 100 without Rare Candies was the star of my Crystal team and, despite owning 5 shinies, my prized pokémon possession. She could take down anything without breaking a virtual sweat regardless of type disadvantages and my dumb ten tear-old movesets and... aw just listen to me reminiscing! This thing just LOOKS like it can f*** you up, and if raised well it certainly can''

<p class="MsoNormal"> Arti:  It looks terrifying, and it's probably the best of the three starters final evos

<p class="MsoNormal">Magmortar: ''One ferocious ‘gator. Its sprite in Diamond/Pearl is one of my all-time favorites. Being the best battler of the Gen 2 starters by far helps a lot. It and #11 on my list are basically interchangeable''

<p class="MsoNormal">CasanovaZelos: ''Just an all around badass. However, the massive amount of HM's in Gold and Silver means whichever water Pokemon you choose is going to end up an HM slave. I never wanted to waste my starter on that''

<p class="MsoNormal">Stifled: ''In my Totodile writeup I mentioned how its evolved forms are hideous. Yep. Definitely true. But I would definitely want this hideous thing on my side in a fight. That’s for sure''

<p class="MsoNormal">Ecks: ''Feraligatr is one of those I have a high opinion of in my mind, and then I go and actually look at it and leave disappointed. Sprites have improved over time, at least''

<p class="MsoNormal">Brayze: I’m all up on your junk the moment you get sheer force, feraligatr

<p class="MsoNormal">Paratroopa: he may not have an o but he sure gave your mom one last night ooooooh

<p class="MsoNormal">Goa: ''See ya later Feraligatr. After a while Krookodile.''

<p class="MsoNormal">Anagram: ''The misspelled name kind of bothers me, I won’t lie. As for the pokemon itself… it’s serviceable? Definitely low tier as far as fully evolved starters go. That’s another thing: Gen 2 easily has the worst starters overall, in all categories. I don’t know why it’s so bad, either''

<p class="MsoNormal">Suor: http://oi50.tinypic.com/35cerdt.jpg; http://oi48.tinypic.com/19qwhx.jpg possibly the most pointless starter in its original game, ever.

<p class="MsoNormal">Cybat: ''Stupid face, stupid name, and stupid (at the time) stat distribution. Not a great showing.'' <h2 class="MsoNormal"><span id="cke_bm_46S" style="display:none;">  '''11. Crobat''' 

SCORE: 1614

<p class="MsoNormal">Average Ranking: 26.90 (St. Dev: 22.75) Fully Evolved Rank: 10/54 Poison Rank: 1/4 Flying Rank: 2/19 Part of a preexisting line: 4/19

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">2 - Natwaf 2 - Stifled 2 - mnk 2 - Inviso 3 - Raka 4 - darkx 4 - Cody 4 - Arti 5 - Scepter 5 - MSG 5 - andy 6 - Kate 7 - Nick 7 - Paul 8 - Sorozone 8 - Dragon66116 8 - ArkOfTurus 9 - Mana 10 - FrostHarpy 10 - JONA 10 - Eddv 11 - Suor 12 - Cybat 13 - FFD 14 - Magmortar 16 - Wickle 16 - GoaFan77 18 - Drak 19 - Logicblade 20 - CasanovaZelos 21 - Anagram 21 - flubbin 22 - OrangeCrush 22 - BetrayedTangy 22 - KBM 24 - scarlet 28 - TexWolf 29 - lefty 30 - Wizards 32 - Ermine 38 - Xuxon 40 - Bane 41 - starfox 43 - Snake5s 43 - Brayze_II 44 - Karo 47 - Tennis 49 - Gen 49 - Poke 50 - red 52 - Preston 53 - MI 55 - MC_XD 56 - TUM 70 - ecksgem 70 - Paratroopa 71 - profDEADPOOL 73 - Comm 74 - Sanity 85 - xx521xx

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">Natwaf: ''More like BRObat, AM I RIGHT FELLAS? The design is pure awesome, and I loved it the moment I used it in-game and in Factory/Random Showdown. **** you LG for making me wait on using this fantastic bat!''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Natwaf’s Nicknames: Zubat-Golbat-Crobat''

<p class="MsoNormal">''Male: BruceWayne Female: Nene''

Stifled: ''It amazed me how something as disgusting and terrifying as Golbat could evolve into something so sleek and cool. This guy is ridiculously fast. I dunno if he’s actually the fastest Pokemon overall, but he’s gotta be close.''

Raka: Speed beast and it doesn't look too bad with four wings!

Arti: I never trained one until DPP, but it turned out to be a solid Pokemon at level 100.

Mana: ''Such a vaaaaaaaaaaaast improvement over Golbat. FACT.''

Eddv: Poison is my favorite type and I was so happy the bat line got a viable pokemon.

Suor: Pink Crobat Master Race.

Cybat: ''A shame this had to come from making friends with a Golbat. But it is enough of a badass that I won't hold that against it too much.''

Magmortar: ''Crobat is one of the best evolutions to an oldmon out there, by far; it looks great all-around, it injects some much needed versatility into how to use it, and it often isn’t that hard to acquire (my Crobat in Diamond was one at…Level 23). I really like how the bosses of various teams tend to have a Crobat. Maybe they do care about Pokemon?''

Goa: ****, after years of being pestered by them, we actually have a reason to catch a Zubat now.

Logicblade: ''How can something so terrible become something so awesome? I dunno, but Crobat pretty much redeems Zubat's gawful line.''

CasanovaZelos: ''The redeemer. Such a cool design, a perfect upgrade for the rather bland Zubat and Golbat.''

Anagram: ''Almost redeems Zubat. Almost.''

Flubbin: ''Crobat redeems the whole Zubat line. Those wings though.''

KBM: ''Takes one of the worst lines from Gen 1 and makes it actually really cool and worth talking about. That's no mean feat. Friendship leveling is mildly irritating, though.''

Brayze: ''Zubat is actually my favourite of this line so crobat gets second place I guess. Did you know he is a bird because he learns brave bird? now you know, it’s a fact, bats are birds: science''

Gen: ''Friendship evolution is a system I believe to be overdone, particularly in Generation II. Crobat suffers a bit of fallback for being a perpetrator and not really having an alibi. Like... okay I get why the babies would need to feel secure enough with their masters to evolve and I accept that, but GOLBAT? Espeon and Umbreon at least have the excuse of being guinea pigs to test out the new system and Eevee is cuddly enough that trainers would want to befriend it, but Golbat is just weird. I mean it's bad enough that the game forced me to care for a pokémon I didn't care about just to complete the pokédex but then it's the cave troll too? Are you kidding me!? I'll admit Crobat is b****in' in battle but I can't look past certain beefs.''

Preston: ''Eating a slice of cake results in higher glucose levels. Which can result in polyamory respirations manifesting the human body to emit hyperactive behavior. On topic. Crobat is okay I guess.''

Ecks: ''Fat, ugly bat. I like the color scheme, at least. Unpopular opinion, but Zubat is my favorite design of the line.''

Paratroopa: ''wait, let me get this straight. you took all of golbat's hilarious and completely off''