KBM

His name is Kyle Chandlar Bolme. That's pronounced BOWL-mee. As in, "bowl me over". See www.bolme.com for details, and also for limitless self-promotion by his uncle Ed, the webmaster of the site. Speaking of which, you should read his books. They're really good.

History of the Account
Well, it all started on June 26, 1991. But you don't need to know about that.

Kbmusiclover was introduced to the PotD message board 10:46 AM (and 34 seconds, for those of you who absolutely HAD to know) on 1/18/2003. That means he remembers when the now-infamous AlteredBeast arrived at PotD. So why does AlteredBeast have 307 more Karma than Kbmusiclover does?

...Because mushrooms fell from the ceiling and got him stuck in a time warp that lasted a year.

Nonetheless, PotD eventually simply refused to recognize this lone benevolent soul, and it really was frustrating. Nonetheless, he didn't complain about it, because he cares about other things more. Like Board 8, for example, which he left PotD to come to, and where he is now much more well-known. See, unlike you, he also has a social life, albeit a somewhat limited one. He is one notch ahead of you, and now he will gouge your eyes out with a multi-tined foodstuff-processing utensil, along with a thousand others.

Kbmusiclover is the official Guybrush Threepwood and all things Monkey Island fanboy of Board 8. He's also the official Lord of the Rings fanboy of Board 8, and the official Elton John fanboy of Board 8. And the official Seahawks fanboy of Board 8. All of this also means that he is better than you.

What's in a name?
As suggested by... well, he can't remember who, but somebody--the name suggests that Kbmusiclover enjoys KB music, whatever the hell that is. He wishes to inform you that he is quashing that rumour as entirely untrue, once and for all. Please tell me if you have any idea what the hell KB music is. No indeed, the etymology of this name is as thus: K B are his initials, as his real name, as stated above, is indeed of the acronym KB. Remember this, because he intends to be a famous movie director someday. He is working on a very good script for a Zelda movie. Please email him through his business account, kbmusiclover@comcast.net, if you wish to know more about it.

Enough editorializing by the layout guy.

The name also does not mean that he's a K.B. Musi-Clover, as it may also seem if you are an idiot.

Random and Absolutely Meaningless Facts
Kbmusiclover is not from Sweden.

Kbmusiclover is a very talented treadmill-throw-out-the-window-while-a-gerbil-turns-into-paper-inside-it-er. Indeed, he plans to take it to a professional level in the Olympics.

Kbmusiclover does not know how to make a bullet list, like the one on Repus Yorsted's page.

Along with his Zelda Movie, Kbmusiclover is also working on a very, very funny movie called The Bobbit (a parody of the Hobbit).

Kbmusiclover's alt (which is now closed) is aragorn_freak. The alt he has currently been seen using is I_AM_KBM.

Kbmusiclover's alter ego is named Zoot Fellamuffin.

Kbmusiclover's REAL alter ego is named Russell Anderson.

Kbmusiclover would like to give a shout-out to his friend, Bob the Cow, and Larry the Treadmill, whom he is surprised is still alive after that four-story fall, and to whom he would like to offer his sincere apologies.