(8)Neptune vs (9)Pokemon Trainer Red 2018

Ulti's Analysis
While Sora was busy mucking it up against Ryo, Red was out there showing us who's boss and how screwed Sora was in round 2. The only person on Board 8 who actually knew who Neptune was before this contest was SHINE, which says a lot. I love the guy, so no offense to the dude, but he literally plays every single video game and has no life outside of gaming and working. Which is fine. I legit have nothing against that if that's what you want to do with yourself. You do you bro. For those of us with other interests, this match might as well have had Neptune the planet or Neptune the Roman god in it. I don't even want to know who the freaks are that got Neptune the video game pedophile simulator all the way up to an 8 seed.

Oh wait, one look at the characters tells us exactly who they are. They're lolicon fans. Looking at underaged Japanophile cartoon boobs and ass bouncing around because you're too scared of the FBI to look at the real thing doesn't make you any less of a pedophile. Go vote for Roy Moore some more and get the hell out of my life. Thankfully Board 8 has almost none of these people left on it, but they're out there in the world at large and need to be called out whenever possible.

Red was doing the lord's work in beating the hell out of this trash and all the freaks who support that subculture, and when compared to Sora > Ryo, it was no contest who looked better. Red got a better score, and despite a much worse seeding, his prediction percentage for the round was only 4% lower. All the signs of what was coming were there, and that wasn't even counting the esoteric stuff like Smash hype, this being Nintendo's year, and so forth. A Kingdom Hearts 3 hype video just couldn't compete with all that.