On the first day of board 8 Christmas, Ed Bellis gave to me

on the first day of board 8 Christmas, Ed Bellis gave to me: a threesome without ulti

on the second day of board 8 Christmas, Ed Bellis gave to me: two giant nuts and a threesome without ulti

on the third day of board 8 Christmas, Ed Bellis gave to me: three furry females two giant nuts and a threesome without ulti

on the fourth day of board 8 Christmas, Ed Bellis gave to me: four board 8 spin-offs three furry females two giant nuts and a threesome without ulti

on the fifth day of board 8 Christmas, Ed Bellis gave to me: fiiiiiive huge e-wangs four board 8 spin-offs three furry females two giant nuts and a threesome without ulti

on the sixth day of board 8 Christmas, Ed Bellis gave to me: six fadded topics. fiiiiiive huge e-wangs four board 8 spin-offs three furry females two giant nuts and a threesome without ulti

on the seventh day of board 8 Christmas, Ed Bellis gave to me: seven alts a-stuffing six fadded topics fiiiiiive huge e-wangs four board 8 spin-offs three furry females two giant nuts and a threesome without ulti

on the eighth day of board 8 Christmas, Ed Bellis gave to me: wait SF2 LOST??? seven alts a-stuffing six fadded topics fiiiiiive huge e-wangs four board 8 spin-offs three furry females two giant nuts and a threesome without ulti

on the ninth day of board 8 Christmas, Ed Bellis gave to me: nine mod babies wait SF2 LOST??? seven alts a-stuffing six fadded topics fiiiiiive huge e-wangs four board 8 spin-offs three furry females two giant nuts and a threesome without ulti

on the tenth day of board 8 Christmas, Ed Bellis gave to me: ten he-kaness's nine mod babies wait SF2 LOST??? seven alts a-stuffing six fadded topics fiiiiiive huge e-wangs four board 8 spin-offs three furry females two giant nuts and a threesome without ulti

on the eleventh day of board 8 Christmas, Ed Bellis gave to me: eleven luster soldiers ten he-kaness's nine mod babies wait SF2 LOST??? seven alts a-stuffing six fadded topics fiiiiiive huge e-wangs four board 8 spin-offs three furry females two giant nuts and a threesome without ulti

on the twelfth day of board 8 Christmas, Ed Bellis gave to me: twelve contest brackets eleven luster soldiers ten he-kaness's nine mod babies wait SF2 LOST??? seven alts a-stuffing six fadded topics fiiiiiive huge e-wangs four board 8 spin-offs three furry females two giant nuts and a threesome without ulti

(now this is getting silly; jump straight to Day 32!)

On the thirty second day of Board 8 Christmas, Ed Bellis gave to me: thirty two jay solanos thirty one truth hurts topics thiiiiiirty pro-wrestling fans twenty-nine kilos of Sess bait twenty-eight million Brawl updates twenty-seven 500 topix twenty-six icons knowing two things 25:00:00, 24:59:59, 24:59:58 twenty-four damned elitists twenty-three AWESOME RIFFS twenty-two random user-made contests twenty-one fat guys judging women twenty promises to leave nineteen cans of e-cred eighteen Zolom plushies seventeen OBJECTIONS! sixteen internet tough guys fifteeeen VAPE awards IPKISS exactly thirteen token black guys twelve contest brackets eleven luster soldiers teeeen he-kaness's nine mod babies wait SF2 LOST??? seven alts a-stuffing six fadded topics fiiiiiive huge e-wangs four board 8 spin-offs three furry females two giant nuts and a threesome without ulti