Takfloyd mkII

''Dauntless Hunter | Posted 1/12/2011 7:49:35 PM | message detail "Prior to launching his campaign of genocide, Norwegian war criminal Gunnar Firbølg posted on the online forum GameFAQs under the name 'Takfloyd_mkII__'. He frequently made statements about how people with English names did not belong in Norway, as 'no Norwegian would have a name anywhere close to any of those'. Further expressing his xenophobic views, he often called Americans 'primates'. However, he claimed to have grassroots support for his views, stating 'There was an American family living near us at one point, ...which everyone saw as repulsive'."''

A hilarious post made after Takfloyd spent an entire topic bashing Americans. Some choice quotes from said topic:

-Graduating with a bachelor degree in film and animation from Great Britain's University of the Year(Teesside) at 20 years of age > Your boring lump of cash and houses and your, frankly, not attractive wife(That's a low blow but why the heck would you post a picture anyway, you're asking for it). You would get points for vet school... if you weren't nearly 30 already.

It's not a surprise you consider your "success in life" measured by numbers and whether you live in the rich people area. Meanwhile, I'll be making the movies you see in theaters in a few years.

-You were one of the people who'd gang up on the weak in elementary school right?

-Not saying they couldn't have been, and using one picture as an argument is ridiculously stupid anyways(as expected from Ulti), but no Norwegian would have a name anywhere close to any of those.

It's like if there was a picture of 5 Americans and they were called Øystein, Fridtjolf, Herbjørg, Åshild and Gunnar.

-You really, seriously think you're better than me, don't you?

-You may pretend to be the life of the party, but facing the facts, this is an obscure online message board, and it's the only place you'll ever be appreciated

-So many stupid people.

-The violence was probably much weaker than what you lunatics are used to.

-The moment you resort to physical punishment towards anyone, you've lost the right to be an authority. Violence only teaches violence. You hit your kid as punishment, he'll hit the kid next door for stealing his toys.

-The fact that you approve of spanking kids is the very proof that your upbringing was a failure.

-Also, to everyone making fun of my posts: You have no idea how little I care what you think of me.

-Oops, looks like I forgot that I'm on a primarily American site. Didn't expect everyone to be a primate though, but oh well...

-That settles it. I was right in assuming you have issues. I sincerely hope you never have children, for their sakes. Not that you'd ever get the chance, but that's another matter. Any parent who as much as lays a finger on their kids as means of punishment should be stripped of their right to take care of children and sent to jail. This is common sense.

-Beating your kids is barbaric and just as abominable as discrimination of women, racism, torture and other shameful relics of humanity's past

-I'll easily peg you as someone who might one day snap and do something horrible. You are incredibly arrogant and elitist, have skewed, violent and society-unfriendly opinions and attack posters at the slightest provocation. You are also smart and good with words. These are all traits you see in psychopaths.

-Those who do not appreciate Shadow of the Colossus are not a part of the intellectual elite, for that game is art on par with (or even greater than) the Sistine Chapel.