Naruto vs One Piece Topic 2

In lieu of the AMAZING SUCCESS of The YGO vs. Pokemon series, Icehawk (and his extraordinarily large penis) decided to pursue another anime venture, in order to take a break from the more childish YGO/Pokemon series. The choice ended up being Naruto vs. One Piece. Icehawk watches the shows and compares them. He has never seen either show before.

-Naruto vs One Piece Topic 1

EPISODE 28
'''I WON'T DIE! FIERCE BATTLE! LUFFY VS. KRIEG!'''

Krieg fires the poison gas...

XD Luffy freaks out as the poison comes... but a gas mask appears. It expodes, Luffy has a mask on. I bet it was Gin's. Yep, it was. Gin is in bad shape. Krieg is an ass about it. Sanji is upset. The crew talks about how Gin was the hardest worker Don ever had. Sanji puts a gas mask on, and they are going to get him an antidote.

PISSED LUFFY! He charges in, Don throws some bombs and fires his gun. Luffy is getting hit. BUT HE IS STILL RUNNING! GOMU GOMU.... SPIKE SHIELD FROM KRIEG! PISTGOL GO! IT HITS THROUGH THE SPIKES! KRIEG FALLS! LUFFY IS A BADASS OMG!!!

Luffy still has bullets in his skin. Man, that was awesome. Luffy pulls some out, blood is all over him. Ouchies.

Krieg now gets up and strikes, but Luffy dodges and KICKS! Krieg is down again! The pirates are freaking out.

Krieg is back up, he strikes, DODGED AGAIN! Krieg's best weapon is out, the great battle spear, it explodes on impact.

He does it again, Luffy flies backwards. The parts of the ship are seperated, so Luffy cant fight like he wants. He is dodging Krieg now. He is now holding onto the weapon, it gets slammmed down, Luffy goes flying, Krieg with another strike, LUFFY BLOCKS IT WITH HIS HANDS? WHY?

Luffy is toasted, he falls to the ground, all blackened. Now Krieg hits Luffy again, ouch. Luffy gets up, to Krieg's surprise. WHAT! KRIEG SWINGS AND LUFFY PUNCHES AT THE SAME TIME!

LUFFY IS UP! ANOTHER EXPLOSION! Luffy flies again, He gets up again! KRIEG ATTACKS AGAIN! EXPLOSION! LUFFY IS UP AGAIN! HE BROKE THE SPEAR WITH HIS FOOT! OMG!!!

He punched it everytime he was stuck, it finally broke.

Overall: Badass fight, one of the better OP episodes so far probably.

EAT OR BE EATEN: PANIC IN THE FOREST!

Sasuke jumps FIRE STYLE, he dodges, KUNAI CLASH! EPIC! Sasuke now frees Naruto, but the ninja hits him with bomb kunai and gets behind him. Naruto saves him!

SHARINGAN BY SASUKE! HE STABS HIM! NICE! The dude now runs. That was sweeeeeeeeet.

Sakura did nothing lol, they have a password now so they can tell who is who.

Now a huge burst of wind comes at them. THREE NINJA APPEAR! The crew is hiding.

They come back out... Sasuke asks Sakura for the password. She gets it. Now Naruto arrives... HE SAYS THE PASSWORD PERFECTLY! IT'S A FAKE! OMG! SASUKE ATTACKS XD I KNEW IT!

The person now shows themself. Sasuke says the password was a trap. Naruto meanwhile got hit by that wind blast, he is back up... but he is getting corrnered by a GIANT snake! WTF! It attacks, but Naruto dodges... NOW IT HAS HIM WRAPPED! IT EATS HIM! WTF! NARUTO GOT EATEN WTF.

Something happens and Sasuke is freaking out, he saw his own death in her eyes. Sakura is freaking out even worse. WTF.

NARUTO IS STILL IN A SNAKES STOMACH! He is attacking it from the inside. Seriously, WTF >_>.

Naruto keeps sliding down...

Sasuke and Sakura can barely move, the ninja is gonna kill them, she promises to make it quick. She throws 2 kunai at them...

Meanwhile, NARUTO IS STILL IN THE STOMACH. WTF WTF.

BOTH THE KUNAI FROM THE NINJA MISSED. Sasuke and Sakura are gone, wtf. Apparently Sasuke stabbed his own leg to awaken himself, wow.

Naruto now uses Shadow clone to EXPLODE THE SNAKE lol. Awesome.

Now a GIANT SNAKE goes for Sasuke and Sakura. They barely dodge it. The sharingan shows that girl ninja, she is making these things I guess. Oh wait, she was inside of it?

The girls is going for the attack, NARUTO IS HERE! BADASS!

Naruto: Oh and by the way, what was that password again?

lol

'''Overall: Whoa, pretty intense episode. The whole paralyzed by fear thing, and naruto inside of a snake didn't make for the most action packed episode, but I still liked it a lot.'''

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VERY tough decision. I had to think it over.

Great moments? Luffy running and punching Krieg through the spike shield was amazingly badass. Naruto had the end with naruto showing up, and Sasuke stabbing itself. Small edge to One Piece.

Overall plot/dialog naruto has the advantage I'd say.

But OP had a long fight scene, and a good one, while Naruto wasn't all that exciting most of the time. One Piece barely takes it.

Naruto: 16

One Piece: 12

EPISODE 29
'''THE CONCLUSION OF THE DEADLY BATTLE! A SPEAR OF BLIND DETERMINATION!'''

Krieg attacks again, Luffy is dodging. He breaks off the mast of a ship and THROWS IT AT KRIEG! KRIEG SHOOTS FIRE AT IT TO BLOCK IT. God damn he has a lot of weapons >_>.

GOMU GOMU NO GATLING GUN! HE IS HITTING THE ARMOR! Krieg isn't hurt.

GOMU GOMU NO PISTOL! KRIEG IS HURT THIS TIME! YESSSS! WHAT! NOW HE THROWS LUFFY! EXPLOSION! How did Krieg get hurt by the shot through the spikes, but not these?

Now Krieg jumps to the top of some mast. Luffy runs up it... GOMU GOMU NO BAZOOKA!!!! HE NAILS HIM!!!! But Luffy got hurt it looks like, and Krieg seems to be ok...

HIS ARMOR IS BREAKING! WHAT!!! But Krieg says Luffy is done for. Bombs start going off all over the place. The ship Luffy was on is breaking, Luffy obviously can't fall into the sea. Now LUFFY EMERGES FROM THE SMOKE! BAZOOKA!!! THE ARMOR BREAKS COMPLETELY!!

Krieg is still alive though, he uses a net on Luffy! I think he is going to drag Luffy into the sea. They are heading downwards. Luffy now uhh does some twisting thing with his arms and legs, and GRABS THE HEAD OF KRIEG!

GOMU GOMU NO.... SLEDGEHAMMER! It's like a seismic toss in Pokemon except he also gets spun around like 100 times. Krieg is officially owned I think, BUT LUFFY FALLS INTO THE WATER! Thats bad isn't it?

Yeah, Zeff now tells Sanji that he should probably save Luffy, so Sanji does so.

Oh no, Luffy's net has him trapped. Sanji gets him out, meanwhile he thinks about the whole crew of the Going Merry.

Sanji is afraid Luffy is dead... but it turns out he is just sleeping lol.

Meanwhile Krieg is unconscious but he still gets up screaming about how he must win.

GIN PUNCHES HIM. He wants to start over with Krieg. Gin tells Luffy they will meet again on the Grand Line.

Meanwhile, Nami is sailing off... and she starts crying! Yeah thats right *****.

Overall: Satisfying conclusion to the fight, wasn't a huge fan of all the Gin stuff afterwards, but whatever, good ep.

NARUTO'S COUNTERATTACK: NEVER GIVE IN!

Sasuke wants Naruto to run away.

Sasuke is going to give up the scroll now, WTF. He wants her to leave them in peace. Sasuke you baby. He tosses it to her... NARUTO SWIPES IT! HELL YEAH! HE PUNCHES SASUKE! HELL YEAH AGAIN!

Naruto says that he isn't Sasuke. Naruto asks when Sasuke became a coward.

Whoa, the girl now marks some blood on her arm, Naruto jumps in, Summoning jutsu... it's getting windy, ANOTHER GIANT SNAKE! Naruto dodges barely.

Meanwhile, outside of the cage, 3 corpses are outside of the gates. Theres something strange about them. Also, their faces are gone, wtf.

There is someone here "him". According to the proctor. WHAT!!! THE PERSON THEY ARE FIGHTING IS THE ONE WHO DID THIS! WTF!!! HE STOLE THIS GUYS FACE!!! OMG OMG! THEY ARE FIGHTING A LEGIT NINJA. HOLY CRAP.

Naruto now gets hit, and falls, they are going to finish him... WHAT! RED EYES BY NARUTO! HE PUNCHES THE SNAKE! HELL YEAH NINE TAILED NARUTO!!!

HE ATTTACKS THE SNAKE! KILL IT! KILL IT! NARUTO IS OWNING!!!

NO, now the ninja blows fire at Naruto, he falls again.

Now the snake is going for Sasuke. Sasuke still can't move it seems... NARUTO! NARUTO! NARUTO STOPPED THE SNAKE! AND STUCK A KUNAI IN IT!

HE STILL HAS RED EYES! HELLLLLLLL YEAH! HE CALLS SASUKE A SCAREDY CAT! Same line Sasuke used on him last arc!

The snakes tongue now lifts Naruto into the air... wait, it's the ninjas tongue >_>.

The ninja now hits NAruto with some sort of seal, that Im guessing seals the fox.

Naruto's Eyes are back to normal, NO! NO! The ninja takes the scroll. Sakura actually saves Naruto from falling to the ground and dying, Meanwhile, Sasuke is still too scared. Why would this ninja care about getting these scrolls anyway?

NOW SAKURA CALLS SASUKE A COWARD! SASUKE IS PISSED AGAIN! He is ready to fight.

'''Overall: I always love Naruto's nine-tailed transformation. Awesome episode.'''

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Naruto is just awesome right now, I feel like this arc is going to be way better than the Land of Waves arc. One Piece was good, but not quite on Naruto's level.

Naruto: 17

One Piece: 12