Transience



trannyscience is a regular member of Board 8. Thanks to his unique username (which no one can apparently spell), people have taken to calling him "tranny". This has led to many jokes, new nicknames, and 3am sex videos with Explicit Content.

transience is the administrator of the Board 8 Map, head of the Jay Solano army, runs the DEATHMATCH topics, is STA, and currently runs Rate the User. He also likes men. Manly men with hairy chests. Especially Zachnorn.

It is also worth noting that he is frequently referred to by his "street name" of Jennifer.

People transience has sexual relations with:


 * UltimaterializerX


 * Applekidjosh and Gamerpanda. Sometimes together, sometimes separately.


 * Being a tranny, naturally he has relations with himself.... sexually


 * CrissCrossCass


 * XxSoulxX


 * WVI


 * Zachnorn


 * Rad Link 5


 * Shine, furiously and in the ass


 * Rad Link 5's sis


 * WVI


 * Alex Shelley plz.


 * Tombs


 * maplejet


 * ExThaNemesis


 * ShadowAvatar87


 * the jp (daily)


 * WVI


 * Iggy Koopa, and sometimes even Ludwig von Koopa.


 * Moogle of Frugality AKA FrugalMoogle (Very pleasurably Painful)


 * TheCruelAngel (Only for TheCruelAngel does transience bend over.)


 * KleenexTissue50 (Because why not?)


 * JonthePenguin whenever possible


 * Ryokles because who the hell hasn't?


 * War13104 13104 is actually a reference to the number of times they have had sex. Note that tranny suggested 384732985792, and War made an alt to update the "Sex Count". War is currently trying to hack to create a sideways 8 in his username.


 * WVI


 * Tweeeked

People transience has never had sex with (to his knowledge):


 * Ed Bellis, who insists on maintaining a chaste relationship before his inevitable marriage, persecution, second marriage, and death.


 * MakeYourChance, who is actually a giant computer located somewhere in my pants and therefore is incapable of sex(because I am impotent)


 * Me


 * Metroid: Zero Mission speed run(s) by transience

Comments
I am fairly sure that I have both the best and worst wiki page. -transience

I swear I had sexual relations with you once. - Grand Healer

Mmmmm.... big cookie... - Board 8

Every time I view your wiki page, I get hungry. Thanks. - Drakeryn

anytime, Drak! -transience

I think tranny needs more pure love, and not just one-night stands. *blows kisses* - windmage

pure love? you're such a girl. it's all about cheap text-based sex with random 13 year olds on the internet! -transience

Hey! I'm not 13 years old. - Repus

then get off my wiki page! -transience

Repus is lame. -Tweeeked

Tranny, stop being a lamer and play some chess. - wil_888