Mershiness's Yaoi Fanfiction

This is Mershiness's Yaoi Fanfiction written for Ed Bellis's What Would You Do.

Captain Falcon x Ike
Ike took off his shirt and climbed into the hot tub. Captain Falcon was mesmerised. Ike was a bit skinny, but toned at the same time. Delicate, but still masculine. Captain Falcon quickly snapped out of his trance.

"Um... Ike?" he asked.

"What is it?" Ike asked back.

"Have you ever..." he paused.

"...Have I ever what?" asked Ike.

"...Nothing."

"If you're about to ask about my sexuality, yes, I am gay." Ike stated.

"Wh- what?"

"How the hell is this surprising to you at all?"

Captain Falcon smiled.

"So is that all?" Ike asked.

"Yeah. That's... that's it." Falcon's own words hurt him. He was so afraid of himself... afraid of his sexuality. Could he ever come to terms with himself? Could he ever let himself love?

"No" he thought. "It can't be... there's no way I could ever be attracted to him. I'm straight." He reassured himself. "Ike is no good for me. I'd much rather be with Zelda... or Samus. Yeah."

"...But would I really?" he questioned himself.

"Ike..." He started.

"What now?" asked Ike.

"Can I... try something?"

"What do you mea-"

Before Ike could finish his sentence, the Captain's lips forced onto his in a passionate kiss. Ike resisted at first, but eventually succumbed to the Captain's superior strength. After a few minutes of this, the Captain released.

"What the hell was that?" asked Ike. Captain Falcon wondered the same thing. "Did I really just do that?" He thought. "Am I... am I gay?"

"Um... I... I don't know."

"Hey..." Ike said.

"What?" asked Captain Falcon.

"I'd like for you to never do that again" stated Ike.

"...What?"

"I'm just not attracted to you that way."

Captain Falcon was filled with rage. His anger overcame him

"FALCOOOOOON..."

"What? No! What are you doing?" Ike panicked.

"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUNCH!"

Ike was sent flying until he was nothing more than a tiny spark in the air. Captain Falcon came to his sense and realized what he had just done.

"My... my love. Come... come back."

The Captain climbed out of the hot tub and went inside. He cried.

Ike had landed in a field about five hundred feet from the house.

"Augh... oh my god."

He had never been punched so hard in his entire life.

"Such... such power. Such... raw masculinity."

Ignoring the fact that Captain Falcon had almost killed him, Ike had began to realize the Captain's raw sexuality. His oozing manliness. He was a god. Matched by no one. And soon, he would be Ike's and Ike's only.

Not letting himself be distracted by these emotions, Ike began examining his body for any injuries. His left leg was bleeding. He attempted to get up.

"Gah!"

It seemed to be broken.

After fumbling tos tand up for a bit, Ike regained his posture and began hopping toward the house.

He arrived home later on that night.

"Ike! Where have you been?" asked Peach. He noticed she was crying.

"Captain Falcon... he punched me. Where the hell is he?"

"He... he killed himself." Peach replied.

So then Ike killed himself too.