Foolmo

The history of Foolmoron
Foolmoron's ancestors hail from east Russia; in fact he is direct descendant of Ghengis Khan, although he doesn't realize it. His grandfather worked as a guard in the gulag during the Cold War, but made it to America by taming and riding polar bears to Alaska. From then on, he was no longer a prison guard in Siberia but a waiter in an Alaskan bar (today a Starbucks).

Foolmoron's hobbies involve wrestling alligators and going to the birthday parties of small children in his neighborhood, claiming to be the child's fourth cousin on his/her mother's side, he just made it to the party, sorry, he was held up at the airport, and using a toothpick to destroy all the balloons.

What do B8ers say about Foolmo?

 * "oh fuck that wasn't his real hair?

I'm considerably less impressed with this user now." - Smurf


 * "^This" - BBallman7


 * "fake hair" - Aecioo


 * "I confuse him with fetusbucketeer and freac. >_>" - Drakeryn


 * "I don't even know him except by name." - The_Utility_Man


 * "he spams me with invites to board 8 AIM mafia when I asked him not to a few times

he finds turtles attractive" - neonreaper


 * "Foolmo was Stephen King's inspiration for Andy Dufresne while he was writing The Shawshank Redemption. I'm not saying Foolmo murdered his wife or anything, I'm just saying that he was there for Stephen when he needed somebody to be there for him. He's kind of a quiet guy, and stayed in King's guest room for a few weeks during the writing, out of the way, just making plans. On the last day Stephen goes into Foolmo's room to let him know breakfast is ready but it's empty - Stephen gets kind of pissed and throws a rock RIGHT THROUGH FOOLMO'S RITA HAYWORTH POSTER. "Holy shit.... Foolmo's escaped..." Stephen thinks. The rest is history." - fetusbucketeer


 * "can't believe i don't have a comment here." - Heroic Palmer


 * "I am a sexy god of war, while Foolmoron is an unsexy god of unsex." - Anagram

Contacts
AIM (and pretty much every other account ever): foolmoron

E-MAIL: foolmoron@gmail.com

B7 ACCTS: foolmo, MoveZiggy, doubledigit, CantFoolGod, foolmoo, foolmooo, foolheadcrab, faiIspy, fooLmoron

LIVE ACCTS: fooImoron, Rebirth_Unicorn