(10)KOS-MOS vs (2)Aqua 2018

Ulti's Analysis
What, you thought TheStupidRaptor was finished embarrassing himself and proving why he was by far the worst user of 2018?

Think again.

"Aqua is a beautiful, strong character with a relatable personality. She has many cool moments in her game where her character shines through. The video game IP from 2001 she is from is highly successful well known and relevant, having an extremely hyped over a decade upcoming title coming soon. Said game is made in Japan, is an RPG, and has characters from Disney Movies and Final Fantasy games, of which very few people are not familiar with. And for the shallow folks out there, she has a slim waist, large breasts, stockings, and is showing her bare back. She's pretty without it detrimenting the other aspects of her character.

Kosmos is literally just a sex doll with no personality from a dead, irrelevant game no one's ever heard of.

Even taking into account Gamefaq's skewed biases due to being run by weebs, Aqua checks all the boxes for "victory" around here. An attractive woman from an old game that's 17 years old, an RPG, made in Japan, and with characters from other IP's that everyone loves. Her game is even actually relevant unlike the other one. It's sad that characters from video games that aren't made in Japan seem to automatically lose here; if this was any other website, Ellie would've won. Literally every character in this tournament should beat Kosmos. But Aqua? She SHOULD have this in the bag.

So what BS reason is going on this time that Aqua isn't winning this "tournament"? It makes no sense, no matter what type of logical system you use."

"Kingdom hearts has no side games; each game is completely relevant to the story."

"Low status?! Of all the Kingdom Hearts games that aren't 1 2 or 3, Birth By Sleep is considered the best. And with all the Kingdom Hearts collections released in recent years, you can't NOT bother playing most of the games in the series (by the way, there are no KH spin offs, every game is relevant). You play as Aqua in the final and secret episodes of birth By Sleep, so she definitely stands out in that game. Aqua's also like the only playable female in the whole series. She's even playable in BBS 0.2, and will have a big role in Kingdom Hearts 3. Said game has been hyped for over a decade, and even more hyped over the past 5 years. How can anyone be apathetic to it?

Any if everyone's being shallow and we're going by attractiveness, Aqua is a million times more attractive than Kosmos the lifeless sex doll. Aqua has everything going for her, she should be winning in every sense.

What other reason could there be huh? Is it the Disney characters? Disney characters are some of the most nostalgic characters you can imagine; and I thought blind nostalgia always wins on gamefaqs. Does gamefaqs hate Disney movies because they're made in America? Does the existance of American characters and IP's somehow make Kingdom Hearts "less weeb"? And only the weebiest of the weeby weeby characters win on gamefaqs? Please tell me this isn't true; I knew gamefaqs has no credibility, but this is just absurd."

"Kosmos is NOT more well known. The game she's from is obscure and niche and exclusive to one old console. Aqua is from a game series that built up quite a reputation and presence, and games from the whole series are on so many consoles. I've knows of Kingdom Hearts and Aqua for many years now, but I've only heard of Xenosaga a few months ago and only due to some annoying nostalgia blind fanboys. Saying that "Kosmos is more well known" is absurdly wrong on so many levels. If it's not cheating, there must be another reason."

"Kosmos looks so much like a generic anime girl. Nothing about her stands out. If no one told me that is Kosmos, I literally would never recognize her; that's how plain she looks."

"I'm like the only person in the whole world that doesn't like Super Smash Brothers, so I don't give a shit; but I know for a fact that if Waluigi didn't make it, a nobody like Kosmos has no hope of that either.

There are no Xenosaga characters in that game, what garble are you on about?"

"That is never going to happen in any timeline. If Xenosaga was ever going to be rereleased, it would've done so by now. You know why? Because Nintendo, Namco, and Monolith Soft know nobody will care. It did poorly when it was still relevant; it's never going to get itself out of that hole."

"Obvious tasteless trolls are obvious."

"Where are all the Aqua fanboys? I think all the people hating me don't even like Kosmos, they just want to be contrarian."

"So, no reason then huh? Aqua lost just..... BECAUSE right?! I could stomach American video game characters losing and dismiss it as gamefaqs just lacking all credibility. But THIS?!....... this is just idiotic. If lifeless sex dolls are really the only kind of women people on this site want in their games.......... sigh; Kosmos lost in everything that really matters, remember that.

So I'm just going to go with gamefaqse hates Disney movies and characters because "non Japanese cartoons are trash because they're not WEEB, I need muh weeby weeby anime bitches, reeeeeeeee". Is that true? I guarantee like 85% of you grew up with Disney, but whatever; contrarianism is the life blood of gamefaqs right?

sigh......"

https://i.imgur.com/TmJ52YC.mp4

And here we all thought this was the worst fourpack of the contest. Nope.