(7)Grand Theft Auto: Vice City vs (10)Final Fantasy VIII 2015

Ulti's Analysis
This was the first match of many where the Grand Theft Auto series would just thoroughly embarrass itself this contest. The Show talks about stars and turds of the entire contest. Is there any doubt the GTA series was the biggest turd? I have a whole list of hilarious GTA choke jobs in contests, but I'm saving it for a match later on. Vice City, even though it lost, was at least able to lose with a degree of dignity.

It was up against FF8, which gets anti-voted in its own right, and didn't really do all that bad. It would have broken 40% on a mainline Final Fantasy title had Undertale's rally not been there, which is probably the best it could have asked for. And even with the rally, FF8 went from 58% to 61%. Nothing crazy, and nothing at all when compared to the effect that rally had on Fallout 3/Life is Strange and Mario World/Animal Crossing.

Speaking of Final Fantasy 8, is it finally cool to like this game? Yeah, there was a lot of weird shit in it. So what? They went completely nuts because they knew they were following 7. It's hard following a legend, but FF8 did about as good a job as one could have done. The only real problem with it is the plot, but the gameplay is solid if not hilarious. Abusing junction is one of the funniest things in that entire series to do, right on par with beating yourself to death to gain stats in the original FF2. Intentional comedy is still comedy!

Bless your heart, Final Fantasy 8. And let's not forget about Triple Triad. There is no better mini game or side quest in the entire series outside of the hunts in FF12, and that is a damn fact. you loved Triple Triad. Don't even front.