Johnbobb's Interactive Crossover RPG Adventure - Part Two: A Sleeping Pokemon

UPDATE 11
[19 EXP] Se7enthrust - Lame Man - Lame Man searches for a lock, but cannot find one. He attempts to push the cage off the edge of the tower, but it won't budge. It appears to be attached to the tower itself. The girl frowns at him. "You're not a very smart robot, are you?" [1 EXP/1 RP]

[15 EXP] profDEADPOOL - Vi - Vi walks over to and stands on the button, only to be hit by a falling block. She catches it in the mech's arms. Vi has found a Weighted Companion Cube! [2 EXP]

[17 EXP] Mizuno_Ami - Sailor Mercury - Mercury ducks under the incoming companion cube. [1 EXP/1 BONUS]

[22 EXP] Quick-Man - Tien - Tien works with Cream to control their mech. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[23 EXP] Raetsel_Lapin - Cream the Rabbit - Cream simply tests out her mech. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[20 EXP] My Immortal - Magus - Magus tosses the companion cube down at the red button, but hits Vi instead. [1 EXP/1 RP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 STR

"YOU IDIOTS! How did you master my elaborate puzzle? No matter. Now you will all pay for intruding!"

MINIBOSS MINIGAME! See next post for instructions.

[17 EXP] GeneralPengu - Red Mage - Red Mage THUNDARAs Snorlax, before turning and threatening Beat. [1 EXP/1 RP/1 BONUS]

[17 EXP] GenesisTwilight - Ashton Anchors - Ashton continues to attack Snorlax. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[16 EXP] Anagram - Locke - Locke attacks, but not fabulously. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[18 EXP] Pudding_Queen - Guybrush Threepword - Guybrush attempts to intervene in the fighting between Red Mage and Beat, before continuing to attack Snorlax. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[11 EXP] MegaWentEvil - Tails - Hesitates from fighting to try to figure out what Pikachu is saying. [1 RP] Tails still needs to choose a LEVEL UP bonus.

[14 EXP] supermegablox - Beat - Beat attacks Snorlax, calling up to Lame Man for help and insulting Pikachu. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[5 EXP] MuscleChan - Neku Sakuraba - Neku continues attacking Snorlax, and forms a pact with Beat. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[6 EXP] Dantrr - Solid Snake - Snake throws rations to the other fighters as he awakes. [1 RP]

[12 EXP] Colegreen - Pikachu - Pikachu desperately attempts to stop the fighting, jumping in front of the Snorlax. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[5 EXP] HanoftheNekos - Tyrion Lannister - Tyrion wakes up and rushes over to the others. [1 EXP]

11 DMG is dealt to Snorlax. He rolls around, growling.

SNORLAX

0 STR

65 HP

[12 EXP] Jeffrey Raze - Iji - Iji continues to sleep.

[8 EXP] Zeverun - Squall - Squall continues to sleep.

[0 EXP] redrocket - Commander Keen - Keen continues to sleep.

MAP: http://i.imgur.com/sqOvI1z.png

LAB: http://i.imgur.com/EsJHbtK.png

PLAYERS: http://i.imgur.com/tzAh9Os.png

ITEMS: http://i.imgur.com/A9qNFvX.png

QUESTS:

-Defeat the enormous creature in the sky city.

-Defeat Dr. Robotnik.

EGGMAN MINIBOSS MINIGAME
http://i.imgur.com/gaFwi6d.png

"Fools! You think you can defeat me?"

Magus, Tien, Cream, Sailor Mercury, and Vi have entered into a miniboss fight. However, this fight will not be like the ones you're used to.

This fight has three stages:


 * Stage 1: 25 damage
 * Stage 2: 20 damage
 * Stage 3: 15 damage

In each stage, everyone will need to attack Eggman until he has taken the specified amount of damage. However, at the end of the stage, Eggman will destroy the player that dealt the final blow. For example, if he has 2 damage left, and I did an attack worth 2 or more, I would be destroyed.

There are three types of attacks:
 * Head attacks: Attacks 1st, does 3 damage.
 * Torso attacks: Attacks 2nd, does 1 damage.
 * Leg attacks: Attacks 3rd, does 2 damage.

If two players deal the final blow simultaneously, the one that dealt the most damage that round will survive. For example, Vi does 6 damage and Cream does 4. If Eggman has 2 damage, and both Vi and Cream attack his torso, then Cream's mech is destroyed.

The player(s) who survive all three stages will get to leave the lab with their mech! However, all participants will receive credit for defeating Eggman.

Please PM your attack plan. Cream and Tien: Because you share a mech, I only need one PM from either one of you; you two may plan together, but you share attacks rather than attack separately.

For stages 1 and 2, you must list out 7 attacks, in order. For stage 3, list out 8 attacks. These are the maximum attacks it'll take to end the stage, but you might not use all, depending on what attacks everyone else chooses.

Example submission:
 * 1: Head, Legs, Head, Torso, Legs, Torso, Torso
 * 2: Head, Head, Head, Head, Legs, Head, Legs
 * 3: Legs, Legs, Legs, Head, Torso, Legs, Head, Torso

Any questions, just ask me. This will count as your action for your turn, but you can still get RP points for talking in the topic (just do not post your battle plan in the topic).

UPDATE 12
[22 EXP] Se7enthrust - Lame Man - Lame Man pokes her with a stick again before jumping on top of the cage and searching it. Lame Man found a sandwich! The girl in the cage calls up to him. "Hey, you stupid robot. That's was supposed to be my dinner, but the other stupid robots forgot to give it to me." [2 EXP/1 RP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 RP

[12 EXP] MegaWentEvil - Tails - Tails climbs up to the top of the tower next to Lame Man. [1 RP]

[20 EXP] Pudding_Queen - Guybrush - Guybrush climbs to the tower entrance and searches. Guybrush found a gold ring! [2 EXP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 STR

[19 EXP] GeneralPengu - Red Mage - Red Mage is jazzy, and calls up to Lame Man. Afterwards, he impales Snorlax, attempting to do it more fabulously than Locke, enraging Pikachu. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[18 EXP] GenesisTwilight - Ashton Anchors - Ashton refrains from attacking, scowling at Pikachu. [1 RP]

[18 EXP] Anagram - Locke - Locke, unsatisfied with his lack of fabulousity, acts fabulous and attacks Snorlax, enraging Pikachu. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[16 EXP] supermegablox - Beat - Beat attempts to push the Snorlax. He can't budge it, but as he pushes he notices a not stuck to Snorlax's bottom. WARNING: Careful to avoid loud noises around the sleeping creature, as he may get angry. Wake him in another way, however, and he may thank you for it. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[7 EXP] MuscleChan - Neku Sakuraba - Neku attacks Snorlax, thinking he might be Dr. Robotnik. He wasn't. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[14 EXP] Colegreen - Pikachu - Pikachu gets angry, ready to attack the next person who attacks Snorlax. [1 EXP/1 RP]

5 DMG is dealt to Snorlax. He rolls around, growling.

SNORLAX

0 STR

60 HP

[6 EXP] Dantrr - Solid Snake - Snake falls asleep again.

[5 EXP] HanoftheNekos - Tyrion Lannister - Tyrion falls asleep again. Dude needs to lay off the wine.

[12 EXP] Jeffrey Raze - Iji - Iji continues to sleep.

[8 EXP] Zeverun - Squall - Squall continues to sleep.

[0 EXP] redrocket - Commander Keen - Keen continues to sleep.

MAP: http://i.imgur.com/1y6gChq.png

LAB: http://i.imgur.com/JRtwlO3.png

PLAYERS: http://i.imgur.com/BoGLKuZ.png

ITEMS: http://i.imgur.com/A9qNFvX.png

QUESTS: -Defeat the enormous creature in the sky city.

MINIGAME RESULTS
Either I'm bad at running minigames or you guys all think way too much alike.

Stage 1: 25 damage


 * Vi: Head, Head, Head [Final Hit, Eliminated]
 * Cream: Head, Head, Legs
 * Mercury: Head, Head, Torso
 * Magus: Head, Head, Legs

Stage 2: 20 damage


 * Cream: Head, Head, Legs, Legs
 * Mercury: Head, Head, Legs, Legs
 * Magus: Head, Head, Legs, Legs

Stage 3: 15 damage


 * Cream: Legs, Head [Final Hit, Eliminated]
 * Mercury: Head, Head [Final Hit, Won Tiebreaker]
 * Magus: Head, Head [Final Hit, Won Tiebreaker]

Stage 4: 30 damage


 * Mercury: Head, Head, Head, Head, Legs, Legs
 * Magus: Head, Head, Head, Head, Legs, Legs

Stage 5: 50 damage


 * Mercury: Head, Head, Head, Head, Head, Head, Head, Head, Torso, Leg, Leg, Leg
 * Magus: Head, head, head, leg, leg, torso, torso, torso, Torso, Torso, Torso [Final Hit, Eliminated]

Mercury's mech survives, all others are destroyed!

Eggman is defeated! "I'll get you for this!" he screams, as his bot explodes.

Reward: 4 EXP, $3

[20 EXP] profDEADPOOL - Vi - Minigame. [4 EXP/$3/1 RP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 STR

[23 EXP] Mizuno_Ami - Sailor Mercury - Minigame. [5 EXP/$3/1 RP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 STR

[27 EXP] Quick-Man - Tien - Minigame. [4 EXP/$3/1 RP]

[28 EXP] Raetsel_Lapin - Cream the Rabbit - Minigame. [4 EXP/$3/1 RP]

[25 EXP] My Immortal - Magus - Minigame. [4 EXP/$3/1 RP]

UPDATE 14
[21 EXP] profDEADPOOL - Vi - Vi walks through the portal and into the teleporter. The first teleporter near the entrance suddenly lights up and reactivates, spawning Vi. [1 EXP]

[25 EXP] Mizuno_Ami - Sailor Mercury - Mercury grabs the 2nd flower from the wall and then walks through the portal on the right. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[30 EXP] Quick-Man - Tien - Tien investigates the remains of Eggman's robot. Tien has found Eggman's Mech head! [2 EXP/1 RP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 STR

[29 EXP] Raetsel_Lapin - Cream the Rabbit - Exhausted, Cream takes a moment to rest. [1 RP]

[27 EXP] My Immortal - Magus - Magus walks through the portal and examines the object on the left. The object is a small, one-person bed, much too small for Eggman. Magus deducts that it was used recently, but seems to have been abandoned. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[24 EXP] Se7enthrust - Lame Man - Lame Man climbs down, insulting the girl some more, but giving her the sandwich. The girl snatches it, eating it immediately. She replies, "Yes, thank you, I was starving! You seem cruel. Maybe all robots are. Still, you clearly aren't one of the ones who trapped me here. I suppose I owe you one. I don't have much, but is there any way I can help?" The girl owes Lame Man a favor! [1 EXP/1 RP]

[13 EXP] MegaWentEvil - Tails - Tails looks for a key around the cage. He doesn't find a key, but notices the cage doesn't have any keyholes. In fact, there are no doors at all. The only opening seems to be beneath the girl. [1 EXP]

[21 EXP] Pudding_Queen - Guybrush Threepwood - Guybrush seems upset by the ring he found. He climbs to the top of the tower. [1 RP]

CONFLICT: Pikachu attempts to block either Red Mage or Locke. Results determined by RNG. Pikachu's target: Locke. Result: Locke wins.

[21 EXP] GeneralPengu - Red Mage - Red Mage continues attacking, blowing past Pikachu as he does so. [1 EXP/1 RP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 STR

[20 EXP] Anagram - Locke - Locke continues attacking fabulously. [1 EXP/1 RP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 STR

[16 EXP] Colegreen - Pikachu - Pikachu desperately attempts to stop Locke from attacking, but is knocked out of the way. [1 EXP/1 RP]

4 DMG is dealt to Snorlax.

SNORLAX 0 STR 56 HP

[19 EXP] GenesisTwilight - Ashton Anchors - Ashton examines the note Beat found, looking for ideas. [1 RP]

[18 EXP] supermegablox - Beat - Beat attempts to wake Snorlax by playing music from his boombox, turning the volume up the entire way. It seems to stir the Snolax, but he doesn't wake. If only he could produce some live music. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[9 EXP] MuscleChan - Neku Sakuraba - Neku attempts to read Snorlax's mind. However, all he hears in obnoxiously loud snoring. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[6 EXP] Dantrr - Solid Snake - Snake continues to sleep.

[5 EXP] HanoftheNekos - Tyrion Lannister - Tyrion continues to sleep.

[12 EXP] Jeffrey Raze - Iji - Iji continues to sleep.

[8 EXP] Zeverun - Squall - Squall continues to sleep.

[0 EXP] redrocket - Commander Keen - Keen continues to sleep.

MAP: http://i.imgur.com/anVzep0.png

LAB: http://i.imgur.com/Y1v2qBX.png

PLAYERS: http://i.imgur.com/iUWByFd.png

ITEMS: http://i.imgur.com/A9qNFvX.png

QUESTS: -Defeat the enormous creature in the sky city.

UPDATE 15
[22 EXP] profDEADPOOL - Vi - Vi leaves the lab and climbs to the top of the tower. [1 EXP]

[27 EXP] Mizuno_Ami - Sailor Mercury - Mercury takes Eggman's head from Tien and attaches it to her mech. Armor increases by 3. Mercury then grabs the last flower and teleports across the room. [1 EXP/1 RP] Mech abilities: Without the helmet, the mech has a default 5 armor. While the armor lasts, base STR is increased by 2.

[33 EXP] Quick-Man - Tien - Tien talks to Cream before grabbing the mech's broken arm cannon. Tien found Eggman's Arm Cannon. STR increased by 2 for 8 attacks. [2 EXP/1 RP] Tien still needs to choose a LEVEL UP bonus.

[31 EXP] Raetsel_Lapin - Cream the Rabbit - Cream climbed up the pipe. It appeared to be empty, but she could make out a sealed opening at the top. There didn't appear to be any way to open it from within the pipe. [1 EXP/1 RP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 STR

[29 EXP] My Immortal - Magus - Magus grabs the radio off the table, and turns to leave, plotting as he does so. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[26 EXP] Se7enthrust - Lame Man - Lame Man leaps off the edge of the tower, before hitting what appears to be an invisible wall. The words A SLEEPING POKEMON BLOCKS THE PATH flash in front of him. He crashes to the ground, landing on the Snorlax, who's belly cushions his fall. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[15 EXP] MegaWentEvil - Tails - Tails looks regretfully at the girl before entering the tower. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[22 EXP] Pudding_Queen - Guybrush Threepwood - Guybrush formulates a plan and enters the lab. [1 RP]

[12 EXP] Jeffrey Raze - Iji - Iji wakes up, dazed. She heads out of the tower to join the others attacking Snorlax. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[7 EXP] HanoftheNekos - Tyrion Lannister - Tyrion wakes up. He walks over to Snorlax and (with much effort) puts Keen's clothes on him. Snorlax seems to sleep a little more peacefully. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[23 EXP] GeneralPengu - Red Mage - Red Mage tries to reason with Pikachu and bonds with Locke before shooting electricity at Snorlax. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[22 EXP] Anagram - Locke - Locke questions Pikachu and continues attacking. [1 EXP/1 RP]

5 DMG is dealt to Snorlax.

SNORLAX 0 STR 51 HP

[16 EXP] Colegreen - Pikachu - Pikachu falls back asleep.

[19 EXP] GenesisTwilight - Ashton Anchors - Ashton falls asleep.

[18 EXP] supermegablox - Beat - Beat falls asleep.

[9 EXP] MuscleChan - Neku Sakuraba - Neku falls asleep.

[6 EXP] Dantrr - Solid Snake - Snake continues to sleep.

[8 EXP] Zeverun - Squall - Squall continues to sleep.

[0 EXP] redrocket - Commander Keen - Keen continues to sleep.

MAP: http://i.imgur.com/sum6AMH.png

LAB: http://i.imgur.com/cPblDq8.png

PLAYERS: http://i.imgur.com/oguH81v.png

ITEMS: http://i.imgur.com/A9qNFvX.png

QUESTS: -Defeat the enormous creature in the sky city.

UPDATE 16
[23 EXP] profDEADPOOL - Vi - ((Are you the one posting as Tyrantrum? I didn't realize that. You were on top of the tower, I must've just forgotten to edit that on the map)). Vi attempts to push the cage off the edge of the tower, but it doesn't budge. "Sorry, the robot already tried that." The girl shrugs. [1 EXP]

[29 EXP] Mizuno_Ami - Sailor Mercury - Mercury climbs to the top of the tower and attempts to destroy the cage with her mech. The blast shakes the tower, but the bars don't move. "Thanks for the effort," the woman sighs. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[16 EXP] MegaWentEvil - Tails - Tails examines the lab, reconnecting with Cream. [1 RP].

[23 EXP] Pudding_Queen - Guybrush Threepwood - Guybrush explores the lab, trying to form a plan with Tails. [1 RP]

[18 EXP] supermegablox - Beat - Beat wakes up, discussing plans with Cream, Magus, and Tien. Tien gives the cake to Beat! [1 EXP/1 RP]

[25 EXP] GeneralPengu - Red Mage - Red Mage, exhausted, continues attacking Snorlax, breaking the 4th wall as he does so. He then steps back, allowing the others to move forward with their plan. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[22 EXP] Anagram - Locke - Locke, losing track of what's happening, continues attacking the Snorlax. Then, seeing the others approach, halts his attack. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[11 EXP] MuscleChan - Neku Sakuraba - Neku ignores the plan, continuing his attack. [1 EXP/1 RP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 STR

[13 EXP] Jeffrey Raze - Iji - Iji insults Neku. [1 RP]

6 DMG is dealt to Snorlax.

SNORLAX 0 STR 45 HP

[35 EXP] Quick-Man - Tien - Tien grabs the cake sitting on the table and leaves the tower. As he leaves, he hears a loud click, and then a shout as a woman falls out of the pipe into the lab. He gives the cake to Beat once he reaches Snorlax, threatening Neku. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[32 EXP] Raetsel_Lapin - Cream the Rabbit - Cream leaves the laboratory and heads toward Snorlax. She begins to formulate a plan. [1 RP]

[30 EXP] My Immortal - Magus - Magus leaves the laboratory and heads toward Snorlax. He begins to formulate a plan. [1 RP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 STR

[26 EXP] Se7enthrust - Lame Man - Lame Man goes into Rest Mode.

[7 EXP] HanoftheNekos - Tyrion Lannister - Tyrion falls asleep again.

[19 EXP] GenesisTwilight - Ashton Anchors - Ashton falls asleep. [INACTIVE]

[6 EXP] Dantrr - Solid Snake - Snake continues to sleep. [INACTIVE]

[8 EXP] Zeverun - Squall - Squall continues to sleep. [INACTIVE]

[0 EXP] redrocket - Commander Keen - Keen continues to sleep. [INACTIVE]

MAP: http://i.imgur.com/RmkUqFf.png

LAB: http://i.imgur.com/AE3vM7s.png

PLAYERS: http://i.imgur.com/IiznYaI.png

ITEMS: http://i.imgur.com/A9qNFvX.png

QUESTS: -Defeat the enormous creature in the sky city.

UPDATE 17
With the addition of Lord-Satan/Brick we have reached the max player count. However, as we have a few inactives, people can still join. Anyone considered inactive is eligible for removal if a new player wishes to join, and the new players will take the inactive spots in order of how long they've been inactive for (so redrocket would be the first up for replacement).

[18 EXP] MegaWentEvil - Tails - Tails walks over to the girl and speaks to her. "Wait, you didn't free me? I just sort of assumed it was you. Do you know who it was? It wasn't that awful robot, was it?" [1 EXP/1 RP]

[24 EXP] Pudding_Queen - Guybrush Threepwood - Guybrush vaguely insults the girl. "You're gonna have to try harder than that to get under my skin," she replies. [1 EXP]

[24 EXP] profDEADPOOL - Vi - Vi jumps down and punches Snorlax. [1 EXP]

[27 EXP] Se7enthrust - Lame Man - Lame Man wakes up and attacks Snorlax with his stick. [1 EXP]

[2 EXP] Lord-Satan - Brick - Brick spawns from the teleporter before running over and punching Snorlax. [1 EXP/1 RP] BTW, Lord-Satan, any explanation you want of the events so far or how the game works, just ask. Important note: Up to 1 RP point can be earned every turn for role-playing as your character, talking/interacting with other players, etc., but that is optional. RP points work like normal experience.

5 DMG is dealt to Snorlax.

SNORLAX 0 STR 40 HP

Not a lot happened physically this turn so I'll summarize everyone's actions here. The group by the Snorlax have a lengthy discussion amongst themselves. The general consensus seems to be that the cake might appease the Snorlax, though Locke, Red Mage, Neku and Sailor Mercury are leaning toward violence should their plan not work. Tien, Pikachu and Cream are adamantly against continuing to hurt Snorlax, while Beat, Iji and Magus seem content either way. Eventually, Beat decides to give the cake to Snorlax. Everyone watches in anticipation. Snorlax certainly seems interested in it. His ears perk up, a big smile comes across his face, and his nose twitches. However, he does not wake up.

[23 EXP] Anagram - Locke - Locke grows bored watching everyone discuss amongst themselves. [1 RP]

[26 EXP] GeneralPengu - Red Mage - [1 RP]

[20 EXP] supermegablox - Beat - [1 EXP/1 RP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 STR

[12 EXP] MuscleChan - Neku Sakuraba - [1 RP]

[14 EXP] Jeffrey Raze - Iji - [1 RP]

[30 EXP] Mizuno_Ami - Sailor Mercury - [1 RP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 STR

[19 EXP] Colegreen - Pikachu - [1 RP]

[35 EXP] Quick-Man - Tien - [1 RP]

[33 EXP] Raetsel_Lapin - Cream the Rabbit - [1 RP]

[31 EXP] My Immortal - Magus - [1 RP] Magus still needs to choose a LEVEL UP bonus.

[7 EXP] HanoftheNekos - Tyrion Lannister - Tyrion continues to sleep.

[19 EXP] GenesisTwilight - Ashton Anchors - Ashton falls asleep. [INACTIVE]

[6 EXP] Dantrr - Solid Snake - Snake continues to sleep. [INACTIVE]

[8 EXP] Zeverun - Squall - Squall continues to sleep. [INACTIVE]

[0 EXP] redrocket - Commander Keen - Keen continues to sleep. [INACTIVE]

MAP: http://i.imgur.com/aCCZQG5.png

LAB: http://i.imgur.com/4AXoYzD.png

PLAYERS: http://i.imgur.com/2PvKROl.png

ITEMS: http://i.imgur.com/A9qNFvX.png

QUESTS: -Defeat the enormous creature in the sky city.

UPDATE 18
[20 EXP] MegaWentEvil - Tails - Tails doesn't seem to have an answer for her question. "Very well then," she replies. "Can we at least get out of this place then?" [1 EXP/1 RP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 STR

[18 EXP] Jeffrey Raze - Iji - Iji leaves the fight and heads to the lab. Iji joins Sailor Mercury in the mech. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[32 EXP] Mizuno_Ami - Sailor Mercury - Sailor Mercury goes to attack Snorlax, but stops, instead going back to the lab and joining up with Iji. She talks to Chell. Chell replies, "Sorry, I'm not very experienced in fighting creatures, moreso just giant robots. But, uh..." She looks Mercury up and down. "You seem to be fairly adept at that yourself." [1 EXP/1 RP]

[26 EXP] profDEADPOOL - Vi - Vi backs away from Snorlax. [1 RP]

[7 EXP] Dantrr - Solid Snake - Snake attacks Snorlax. [1 EXP]

[25 EXP] Anagram - Locke - Locke attacks Snorlax. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[27 EXP] GeneralPengu - Red Mage - Red Mage attacks Snorlax. [1 EXP]

8 DMG is dealt to Snorlax.

SNORLAX 0 STR 32 HP

CONFLICT. SO MUCH CONFLICT. Results determined by RNG. Magus turns on the radio he found and attempts to throw it over the Snorlax's head. Neku attempts to destroy the radio. Brick attempts to destroy the radio. Pikachu attempts to block Neku. Beat attempts to block Pikachu. Tien attempts to block Beat. Guybrush attempts to block Tien.

RESULTS:
 * 1. Pikachu successfully blocks Neku!
 * 2. Tien successfully blocks Beat!
 * 3. Beat attempts to stop Pikachu, but Pikachu is too quick.
 * 4. Guybrush attempts to block Tien, but Tien lands his blow first.
 * 5. Magus turns on the radio and throws it to Snorlax.
 * 6. Neku attempts to destroy the radio, Pikachu knocks him out of the way.
 * 7. Brick attempts to destroy the radio, but is too slow to react.

The sound of the radio echoes through the land as everyone suddenly grows silent. A deep rumble shakes the ground. SNORLAX WAKES UP. He lets out a roar so furious all of the Sky Sanctuary quakes, as though it might fall out of the sky. He eyes those who have harmed them, and begins to swing his paws wildly, knocking his attackers away.

SNORLAX 20 STR 32 HP

Tien, Cream, Pikachu, and Magus stare him head on, frightened yet confident. Vi avoids the conflict, while Tyrion awakes, curious. Suddenly, Ashton awakes from his slumber, snatches the cake, shouts "Oh for the love of..." and tosses it into the Snorlax's mouth. Snorlax swallows the cake in one bite. His eyes widen, and he begins to shout, this time in joy. He wobbles over to his five new friends, bear-hugging them.

Tien, Cream, Pikachu, Magus and Ashton have befriended Snorlax! Reward: 5 EXP. In addition, Snorlax may be called upon for help by any of the 5 one time. Would you like to give your SNORLAX a name?

These five, as well as any players neutral at the time Snorlax awoke (Tails, Vi, Tyrion, Mercury, Iji) may use Snorlax as a normal NPC.

Characters who antagonized Snorlax this turn (Locke, Red Mage, Beat, Neku, Brick, Guybrush, Lame Man, Snake) will not be able to use Snorlax as an ally/NPC. They can pass by him unscathed, but should they attack, he will counterattack.

[25 EXP] Colegreen - Pikachu - [5 EXP/1 RP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 STR

[41 EXP] Quick-Man - Tien - [5 EXP/1 RP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 STR

[39 EXP] Raetsel_Lapin - Cream the Rabbit - [5 EXP/1 RP]

[37 EXP] My Immortal - Magus - [5 EXP/1 RP]

[25 EXP] GenesisTwilight - Ashton Anchors - Ashton wakes, up grabs the cake and shoves it into Snorlax's mouth. [5 EXP/1 RP] Choose +1 HP or +1 STR

[4 EXP] Lord-Satan - Brick - [1 EXP/1 RP]

[22 EXP] supermegablox - Beat - [1 EXP/1 RP]

[14 EXP] MuscleChan - Neku Sakuraba - [1 EXP/1 RP]

[29 EXP] Se7enthrust - Lame Man - [1 EXP/1 RP]

[26 EXP] Pudding_Queen - Guybrush Threepwood - [1 EXP/1 RP]

[9 EXP] HanoftheNekos - Tyrion Lannister - Tyrion wakes up and attempts to give wine to the Snorlax. Snorlax smiles and happily gulps it down. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[8 EXP] Zeverun - Squall - Squall continues to sleep. [INACTIVE]

[0 EXP] redrocket - Commander Keen - Keen continues to sleep. [INACTIVE]

MAP: http://i.imgur.com/wRtnFOg.png

LAB: http://i.imgur.com/BiE6NYx.png

PLAYERS: http://i.imgur.com/DilNkOz.png

ITEMS: http://i.imgur.com/A9qNFvX.png

QUESTS: -Defeat the enormous creature in the sky city.

UPDATE 19
[22 EXP] MegaWentEvil - Tails - Tails leaves the lab, bringing Chell along with him. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[19 EXP] Jeffrey Raze - Iji - Iji speaks up, showing disinterest. [1 RP]

[35 EXP] Mizuno_Ami - Sailor Mercury - Sailor Mercury gives her flowers to Snorlax. Snorlax's eyes widen, and he swallows the silver one whole. Snorlax has been fully healed! Smiling, he gives the other two flowers back to Mercury, and gives her a big bear hug. Sailor Mercury has won Snorlax's favor! He will help her as with the five others! Mercury glares at Snorlax. [2 EXP/1 RP]

SNORLAX 20 STR 100 HP

[28 EXP] profDEADPOOL - Vi - Vi attempts to communicate with Snorlax. Snorlax does not speak English instead only replying with "Snooor, Snorlax!" However, he gestures to the right, then spreads his arms, forming a large shape. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[29 EXP] GeneralPengu - Red Mage - Red Mage walks left to Ezio. He begins to tell Ezio of what happened. "Wait, wait, wait. You did what? There are few in this world more loving than that creature." He squeezes the bridge of his nose. "I suppose I should've been more clear. The monster is quite a bit farther to the east. Trust me, you'll know it when you see it, signori." [1 EXP/1 RP]

[27 EXP] Pudding_Queen - Guybrush Threepwood - Guybrush begins to scheme with the others. [1 RP]

[25 EXP] Anagram - Locke - Locke begins to scheme with the others. [1 RP]

[27 EXP] Colegreen - Pikachu - Pikachu talks to Snorlax. "LAAX SNORLAX [Sleeping. Sanctuary is peaceful.]" [1 EXP/1 RP]

[43 EXP] Quick-Man - Tien - Tien moves toward the right with his group. [1 EXP/1 RP] TIEN STILL NEEDS TO CHOOSE A LEVEL UP BONUS.

[41 EXP] Raetsel_Lapin - Cream the Rabbit - Cream moves toward the right with her group. [1 EXP/1 RP] LEVEL UP: Choose +1 HP or +1 RP

[39 EXP] My Immortal - Magus - Magus follows Tien. [1 EXP/1 RP]

[26 EXP] GenesisTwilight - Ashton Anchors - Ashton watches people walking away, sticking with Vi and Pikachu. [1 RP]

CONFLICT: A fight breaks out between Neku and Brick. Turn 1: Brick punches Neku, dealing 1 DMG. Neku counters, dealing 1 DMG. Brick dies, and respawns in the teleporter.

[4 EXP] Lord-Satan - Brick - Brick attempts to punch the fainted Zubat. However, Brick gets distracted and punches Neku instead. Neku counters, and Brick dies.

[17 EXP] MuscleChan - Neku Sakuraba - Neku attempts to read Snorlax's mind, but hears only "LAAAAAX". Neku is then punched by Brick, but counters, killing brick. [1/2 HP/+2 EXP/+1 RP]

[24 EXP] supermegablox - Beat - Beat climbs up to the spinning platform and searches the golden pillar where Tien found his helmet. Beat found a chest plate! +1 ARM [1 EXP/1 RP]

[29 EXP] Se7enthrust - Lame Man - Lame Man falls asleep in midair and crashes to the ground.

[9 EXP] HanoftheNekos - Tyrion Lannister - Tyrion falls back asleep.

[7 EXP] Dantrr - Solid Snake - Snake falls back asleep.

[8 EXP] Zeverun - Squall - Squall continues to sleep. [INACTIVE]

[0 EXP] redrocket - Commander Keen - Keen continues to sleep. [INACTIVE]

MAP: http://i.imgur.com/rPrlQUA.png

PLAYERS: http://i.imgur.com/OODHNfM.png

ITEMS: http://i.imgur.com/A9qNFvX.png

QUESTS: -Defeat the enormous creature in the sky city.