(4)Ganondorf vs (8)Mega Man (Losers Bracket) 2018

Ulti's Analysis
SPRITE ROOOOOOOOOOOOUND!!!!!!! :D

The losers bracket was quite the interesting beast, but not on this day. For those skipping around in the wiki, the basic idea was if you lose in the legends bracket, you were put in the losers bracket. Lose here, and you're out for good. Win the loser's bracket and you get another shot at Link-- errrrrrr, the legend bracket winner. But if you take a middling near elite like Ganondorf (I know that's an oxymoron, but still!) and put him against a legit Noble Niner that got upset, you get blowout city. Mega Man was never going to be challenged here, but he did a little more than go out there and just win a match. He put an absolute ass whuppin on Ganon right from the jump en route to a 60-40 beatdown. Ganon doesn't lose like that too often without SFF getting involved, so this was quite the sight to see.

This match was so bad for Ganon that a bunch of crybabies to this day (as in, to the time of this writing) are still blaming the sprite round for his performance, because his number here goes against their holy doctrine of extrapolated statistics. These people might as well be Puritans at this point, because they lose their damn minds the second any of the holy LOL x stats are challenged and tons of micro adjustments must be made at all times to preserve their stature. I have legitimately seen religious fundamentalists use less rancor in real life than some of these statheads whenever a percentage is way off in a GameFAQs contest.

I said my piece about this during the mid contest analysis, so we won't go back and fully relive how embarrassing these people are. There are a few new points to make that I was saving for this match.

One. We have had a sprite round in almost every contest since 2002. I and many others like them, especially now that we get to make pictures for it. Trying to ruin our fun because your oracle percentage is wrong makes you a punk-ass bitch. Sprite rounds have been a part of contests for 16 years. Deal with it. The oracle consensus was Mega Man with 53.65%. If you want to know why people are crying like they're having male PMS, start there.

Two. Ganon either looked off or underperformed in almost every single match for this entire contest. If you think a "normal" picture would have turned this match from 60-40 back to Mega Man only winning with 54% like the oracle people said he was "supposed" to, you are an idiot. In fact, that belief is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Three and lastly, this is what non-sprite Ganondorf looks like: https://i.redd.it/lvw31bs6qv311.png

This is what Ganon's true form looks like: https://www.smashbros.com/assets_v2/img/fighter/ganondorf/ss_6.jpg

This is where Ganon probably looked his coolest in 3D in any Zelda game: https://pm1.narvii.com/6493/ddda83659268138cf18dba1a902e0dc11cda630d_hq.jpg

This is what Ganon looks like during his best boss fight in the entire series: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/a/a2/Ganondorf_Wind_Waker.png/revision/latest?cb=20081013231527

This is where Ganon looks his coolest, ever, in any game: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/e/e9/Ganondorf_%28Hyrule_Warriors%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20140806004719

The dude is just ugly as shit, and a sprite makes zero difference whatsoever. Mega Man is a damn legend, who can whip Ganondorf's ass 60-40 in any contest. Do you guys not remember some of the epic blowouts Mega Man has pulled off over the years? Complaining about the sprite round, or thinking Ganon's sprite meant iota of difference is just objectively, certifiably dumb.