Joe Darke

Biolizard28
52. Joe Darke

He accidentally hit someone with a car, then all hell breaks loose. Definitely what all important dead characters should strive for, impacting everyone in the case. Too bad his name is lame... and he's dead.

CantFaketheFunk
75. Joe Darke

I guess Darke was pretty... uh... something or other. He was a serial killer, though he sort of got his ass kicked by Neil Marshall. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing, since Neil was cool.

DNEA
51. Joe Darke

He killed people. People somehow involved in 1-5. Not anyone of note, but goddamn, that as to count for something.

Yet, he's some infamous murder and he's unable to kill Ema. Lame.

Naye745
64. Joe Darke

I hater her! Whoo!! Wanted to murder it!! Whoo!!

Paratroopa1
80. Joe Darke

Man that one picture of him is totally creepy. This guy's kinda mysterious. Was he really a murderer? I still don't really get that whole detail. But he seems badass enough anyway. Why did he get 18th in my first PW SMC?

SSBM_Guy
53. Joe Darke

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Case(s): SL-9

Whoa. ...WHOA. Darke is pretty damn badass, even if you never meet him. He's a damn serial killer. He doesn't mess with anyone. He just kills anyone in his way. Sure, he was insane. But insane people are cool. Look at Kefka. Darke tries to kill Ema, but Neil to the rescue. And Neil seems to have the upper hand there. What. How the hell did you mess up, Darke? In any case, Darke gets knocked out and scores lucky by having Neil die. Though, he didn't kill him. ...And he got the death penalty for it. Yeah, that sucks. But Darke is still a badass serial killer. Just...the fact that he doesn't ever have any dialog throws him down a bit.

transience
75. Joe Darke

- I never really understood if this guy was guilty or not - I assume he is, but at least this guy got a backstory as compared to other victims and/or culprits from past cases

WiggumFan267
68. Joe Darke

KILLKILLKILLKILL KILLKILLKILLKILL KILLKILLKILLKILL GETBLAMEDGETBLAMED GETBLAMEDGETBLAMED GETBLAMEDGETBLAMED

Neil: Awwwww maaaaaan

Ok seriously, Darke seemed like he was a pretty interesting murderer..., dealing with a serial killer would have been interesting, but he still definitely had his death coming to him, despite the fact that he did not kill Neil. I always thought he looked pretty slick though, and the whole fight scene thing with Neil is pretty cool. He did confess, but he still killed a bunch of people, accidentally and purposely. Uh, and I say Dark-uh, cuz I'm weird.