Board 8 RAP BATTLE: tha LEAGUE 2 Postseason

The Postseason of Board 8 RAP BATTLE: tha LEAGUE Tournament.

~Postseason~
The Postseason of Board 8 RAP BATTLE: tha LEAGUE Tournament.

Battle 81: (12) Seginustemple vs. (5) AlecTrevelyan006
~The Score~

SeginusTemple: 5

AlecTrevelyan006: 2

~The Raps~

SeginusTemple

I woke up ripped, booze sipped, still battle hard, no whiskey ****

lick lips, liquor mixed, spit this at double o six

eyes so bleary I'm havin trouble spellin Trevelyan

but soon I, amplify to be bellerin rebellion

I'm well on my way to rest you in piece like walden pond

just more abusive, like your balding dad beating down your balding mom

you revere all things gold and long, of the phallic you are fond

but fear my flow like I said "hello Alec, my name's Bond"

Your face is scarred but I aint scurred, *****, this just written word

I'm crazy in digital ink, preferred drink shaken and absurd

and when spurred to action I'll just rap your ass off a satellite

I'm sure this battle will be bright, but that's only 'cause your prattle's light

AlecTrevelyan006

Guess Seg's the new Lovecraft, that rap's horrific as Cthulhu

But I don't need the Necronomicon if I wanna subdue you

With flow so damn sick, I'm rappin' bubonic, I spit pure demonic,

While you're spewing **** like you tried high colonic

While you're plenty ambitious and your rise is auspicious,

You can't beat the master at spittin' pernicious and vicious

Can't expect this Inquisition, boy I'm rap's Torquemada,

While you got flair but you're doomed like the Spanish Armada

You're at a loss vs one so boss, we don't fight til after Ridley

You're just a joke like MLS, while I'm rappin Real Madrid, B

It's clear rappin ain't your thing, why not just leave the ring

Cuz in this battle you'll get beat so bad you'll envy Rodney King

SeginusTemple

damn cuz, I was careening on gin and juice, junked "just because"

but you dulled my buzz, bloodstream clean, eye was gleaming fuzzed

week's peak is so weak sober, unique as halloween in october

moreover you drove me to harangue you, transmit pangs of hangover

and drive you to hell in a range rover pimp enough to have a nerd scared

I say that knowing you were history, but a buff I wasn't aware

must be tough to fare typing from under the grade eight history desk

no mystery you made a reference relate to purple dragons, so ertyuesque

by virtue I'm grotesque, like some raptured fiction monster deity

H.R. Giger would be eager to capture my horrific spontaneity

A mass of flesh and metallic tendrils squirming with fearsome violence

Comfirming the end is fresh for Alec, hey ass, for once let's hear some silence

AlecTrevelyan006

It reeks of desperation when you attack my education

But it's no revelation that you've no future in oration

You rap ain't got no heart, like it needs defibrillation

Did you take the Trail of Tears, cuz your lines show reservation

In his tourney debut poor Seg won't get rave reviews

You're adieu's overdue, here's your career's Waterloo

I'm the true rappin' legend, a hundred *****es in queue

Having sex like Ikea cuz I got extra screws

How you got here is a mystery, better call Sherlock Holmes

But soon you'll be just history, like scandals of Teapot Domes

No flow, no skill, fail only, you're like Final Destination

See it only took a Seg for this Temple's desecration

Battle 82: (9) Swif7y vs. (8) RolltheBones
~The Score~

Swif7y: 8

RolltheBones: 0

~The Raps~

Swif7y

Battle 83: (10) Xtremeblur vs. (7) Ed Bellis
~The Score~

XtremeBlur: 6

Ed Bellis: 4

~The Raps~

Battle 84: (11) Giggsalot vs. (6) Furious J
~The Score~

Giggsalot: 4

Furious_J: 6

~The Raps~