How far would you make it in this game in real life

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'''Rules are simple. You take the place of the main character in the video game. However there is a catch, you only are equipped with your own strengths and weaknesses(Unless stated otherwise). If you are not strong enough to lift clouds buster sword then well.... too bad. Simply state how far you would make it in the game until you either die or complete it! Good luck !

Previous results:

Shadow of the Colossus- 1 colossus or eariler.

Metal Gear Solid- Ocelot or the very first room in the game

Left 4 dead- Suicide, due to fear of zombies

Pokemon yellow- Everyone would just about beat the game. Either that or have some fun with the females of the game ;).

Assassins Creed- We would all die at the intro.

Kingdom Hearts- Darkside would finish most of us due to poor jumping abilitiy. either that or Kairi hahe.

Resident Evil 4- Most of us would die soon as we enter the village :(.

Final Fantasy X- We either died at the first boss in Spira. Or until the wedding. Unless your sonic, i doubt any of us can surf on cables.

Pokemon Snap- We would beat the game with relative ease.

LOZ windwaker- God damn forbidden fortress.

Bioshock- Most of us would committ suicide before even entering rapture

Fallout 3- We wont even amke it out of the vault :(.

Mega Man Legends- We would fight through everything until we see Roll naked, then we'd die happy.

Cod4- We would all die on the first damn level.''