Coffee Ninja's WWYD Journal

This is Coffee Ninja's Journal for Ed Bellis's What Would You Do.

Day 1
My day started out normal enough. I got up at about 8:00 and took a fifteen minute shower. I then sat around online for a while doing a whole lot of nothing. Well I did make my weekly American Idol commentary and posted it on Youtube. Just started doing this Youtube reviews, I really only do American Idol and Wrestling however.

Anyway, 9:30 rolled around and I got myself to the bus, because even at the age of 23, im afraid to learn how to drive, it appears I have a lot of self esteem issues, im afraid to confront people, im afraid to talk on the phone, and im afraid to drive, perhaps I should get my brain checked out.

The bus ride was boring as usual, same old people I see all the time and never talk to, cause they’re either old people, tweakers, Mexicans who don’t speak English, or High School Kids, and while there was some cute High School girl on the bus, I don’t need Chris Hansen knocking at my door. Even if I did think she was eighteen.

I got off and went to Lucky to get my lunch, this was about 9:45 or so. So it’s a pretty short bus ride and yes I COULD walk the short distance, but ive been really lazy about that, plus I forgot to charge my iPod and walking without it gets really boring, I end up talking to myself and then realize im outside and people are probably looking, or maybe they’re not.

I ended up deciding on some Indian Palak TV dinner thing, and a Dr. Pepper, cause the bastards didn’t have Mountain Dew, I must say that’s like a travesty of Justice, no Mountain Dew, who do they think they are? Oh and I got some Chocolate Milk, like a Milk chug thing, but it was from Nesquick. Drank that before starting work. Chocolate Milk is always good.

So I started up work at 10:30, and for those who care I work at a Dry Cleaners as Counter Help, meaning I take in the dirty clothes, and give back the clean ones, I also bag the clothes when they’re done and put them on racks, as well as mark them in and tag them before sending them to the Dry Cleaner, whos name is Tony, hes a character alright, and I hope to put something funny about him in one of these.

Work dragged on, and I talked to the girls there, Katie, whos 27 and has some kids, and is a bigger girl, and Tanya, whos 18, and a crazy ass party girl, she once told me she was at a party and they Beer Bonged Tequila,…that’s hardcore right there man. Both girls are pretty awesome and fun to talk to so it makes the day go quicker. As today was very slow.

Tony sends me this text on my cell phone, from the back where he was cleaning something with vomit on it(and yes it really smelled bad ugh, we had to open doors). It said like “studies show that 90% of all *** people check text messages with their thumbs, don’t try and stop now you *****:. I admit I lol’d. hes in his 40s which makes it funnier he sent me that text. Oh how I love guys who can still be goofy in their 40s. That’s how I intend to be.

Lunchtime came and I got pissed off at Tanya for taking her lunch when I was supposed to, see she took her break, then Katie went to Lunch, so when Katie came back, I was gonna go, but Tanya just took off for her Lunch. What a *****!. Anyways we had like NOTHING to do so Katie said I could got to Lunch too, that shed be alright. So I went, and got a little angsty at Tanya(she didn’t care and continued eating her Shrimp Soup).

Then I get a call from a number I don’t know..and so despite me not liking to…I awnsered it..cause it seemed familiar. It was my landlord. Apparently he hasn’t got our rent check yet that was due on the first. This came to my attention Sunday when he brought it up as well. Now I paid my share so I talked to my roommate who writes it and he says he sent it out, so we’ll have to see what comes of that! To be Honest I plan to be moving out soon anyway, so whatever I could care less. The Landlord despite having a rason to be mad right now, is a bit of a jerk, once he got mad at me for ordering Pizza! Cause he thinks I should save money for rent, despite the fact that the rent was paid at that time. Yeah, im out of here soon. In fatc after that I called my Mom and left her a message to call me, ill get to why later.

I finish Lunch(it was a good little TV dinner mind you) And head back downstairs. The pressers (Carmen and Erika) have left. I don’t talk to them much, so you wont see them in these like you will the ones I do talk to. But they’re nice. Carmens like a year younger than me and really friendly, and Erika is in her 40s and is also really nice, tho neither speak very good English. Carmen speaks better than Erika, makes sense I guess since shes young.

So after Carmen and Erika are gone, Katie leaves since theres nothing to do, and goes off to pick her son up form Daycare, now its only me and Tanya in the building, this is how the days usually end up, since we’re the closing people. Arlen, whos in this 30s and is our driver(see we do deliverys too, pick up dirty clothes from their house and deliver it back next week) Brings back some stuff, and we finally have stuff to do..granted it takes like an hour and we’re stuck with nothing to do again. He of coruse has left, since all Arlen does is deliver the clothes and what not.

Tanya has some like 30 minute convo on her phone with her friend. I was a little annoyed cause at that time there WAS stuff for her to do, but I kept it inside. I should mention its about 3:00 now and Ro came in!

Whos Ro? Who the awesome Italian lady whos older but she does alterations. Shes really sweet and the funniest thing…SHE DOESN’T EAT ITALIAN FOOD! I know right? Her grandson Dillon comes in with her sometimes, hes the cutest little kid ever.(well Maybe Little Mikey Foley whom ill get to) See his Mom was pregnant and so he decied HE WAS TOO! With A “Baby Shark in his tummy”. You had to see this to enjoy it. Hes like 3, but it was adorable. Cute kids rock.

Ro whos only there for a couple hours a day had a customer for a fitting, and after the lady left Ro said “she was a real *****”. If you’re wondering. Ro is short for Rocchina.

It gets to be 5:00 and Tanya goes home, since we’re slow and such…I can handle the last two hours on my own. I manage to get some reading in. I was reading Mick Foley’s “The Hardcore Diaries”. Its an awesome read, but unlike his first two autobiographies, I think this ones more for the fans, Im around the part now where he does that EPIC segment with Terry Funk. (HEYYYYYY FOLEY!!!!!! Remember that?)

But reading about his third child, Mikey, the kids a riot. Hes apparently obsessed with AC/DC and hates Santa Claus, Mick who loves him gets into it, as his son will whisper “I hate santa claus” and laugh. They way Mick Writes it tho, makes you able to picture how it went down well Something I cant really duplicate.

The kid is also into Jesus, but as Mick decribe sit, he likes renacting the ressucration, but he does it in a way that’s like an Undertaker Sit up followed bu a Hogan Comeback…that’s awesome. And when he acts out Jesus’ healing powers, he apparently does some sort of Kamaehamaeha thing.

Soon enough my mom returns my call…about 6:30. I ahd to talk to her about my plans to move out, cause I made need to stay back there for a bit. My plan is to move in with another friend who has a place for sure, but its being remodeled, so he gets ti when hes done, and im gonna room there most likely, 2 bedroom, 1K a month(making it 500 each) with utilities paid. That’s awesome. She said that was fine, cause my mosm cool like that, she said “you don’t gotta ask, just show up, your always welcome here”. I really love my Mom, shes always there to look out for me, something my Dad…isn’t really doing. I love my Dad, but hes such a pain to be around, hes Mormon and tries to push belifs onto me and has a short temper, and flips out a lot. Something I have inherited, but Im working on it..none the less, two short tempers arent fun together. Plus he doesn’t seem to make a effort to do anything and when he divorced my mom I was forced to go live with my grandparents in vegas, cause he didn’t want me to stay with him, and since my “mom” isn’t my biological mother, she couldn’t keep me. I simply moved back at 18. I live in California FYI.

So 7:00 came and FINALLY im off work. Time go go home and play SMASH! Of coruse I stop by pickup dinner at the store(setted on fettichinie alfredo with chicken, and cooked it myself) I got Garlic bread too. If I dont eat it all, my roommates and friends who come over often will. And I didn’t eat it all, but I ate a good portion.

OH ! I got a call from a lady and her last name was Lal, pronounced Lawl, she wanted to know about Alterations…I lawl’d at her last name

I got home and cooked my dinner, I got im’d by Meche who wanted to brawl, I told him in a couple hours as I planned to eat, watch the American Idol results show, and then the new South Park. He said okay. Tho we ended up not Brawling(sorry meche, tomorrow perhaps?)

American Idol, I guessed wrong on who was sent off, but the person who was deserved it and was one of my least favorites anyway. It was David Hernandez the “Pizza Bistro” who in reality was a “Gay Male Stripper”. Go figure. I see they’re doing Beatles AGAIN…wtf idol? Oh and Katherine Mcphee stunk up the joint with her lame song as well.

Idol ended, as said I was happy with the result. And South Park came on. In my opinion this new episode wasn’t THAT great, it had moments and after watching it I understood the Aidsburger topic I saw earlier on B8. But I hope the episodes get better as I only laughed a couple times, mainly at the “HIV Positive” thing Cartman kept doing.

South Park ended and my friend Josh (Whoabot) wanted to Brawl, I made a stage first. Some lame stage with nothing but random blocks and no ground or anything. Josh sent me some levesl as well. A Temple and Some weird thing with random converers and stuff.

We brawled in a few matches,, I first beat him as Ike, when he was playing as Wolf, then I beat him again as I think Donkey Kong against Captain Falcon. He beat me with Olimar when I was using Lucario, and he also beat me as ROB with me playing Game and Watch. We never did have a deciding match cause I had o come write this, which is what im doing right now.

that’s pretty much it for my uneventful day. My life is rather boring and expect Tommrow to suck since im off work and its gonna be mostly BRAWL for me.

-Coffee Ninja

Day 2
Today was my day off from work. So I slept in till like 11:00, played Brawl for about an hour, and pretty much wrecked shop as Ike. He has all the awards in my game, for most played, KO King, Punching Bag and all that. Ice Climbers are in second somehow. Must me my roomates doing, always thought him a Samus guy. Hmm.

Around Noon I just hopped into the shower, and after I cleaned up, I turned to No More Heroes since I wanna beat it and always stall. I have two more assissans to beat now before game is over. I beat some old fat lady with a REALLY BIG GUN. Pretty easy for one of the last 3 bosses, but whatever, one guy I think #6 I didn’t even fight.

So I saved after her ill go on to beat Badgirl and the last assissan this weekend. My Roommate beat it, so that’s how I know about Badgirl. (RAWR!)

After that I played some stages Josh sent me, yah more. Some bubble bobble stage and a random one. I sent him a couple stages, Tetris and Bizzare. Then a topic on Board 8 caught my attention.

Zachnorn was calling SDR out to a live brawl, but SDR never came up, but broadcast live on Stickam, there was a bralw with myself, Zach and Biolizard. I think Zach won the first time as Yoshi, I came in second with Ike, then we had some match that lagged out, and after that Bio left, so me and Zach started a Brawl, which lagged out again, tho I was getting beat IMO.

I also sent Zach one of my stages…..maybe Lost City or Bizzare. I don’t remember.

I should mention im eating leftovers from last night for Lunch. Still tasty. I decide to kick back and watch a Movie, which ends up being “Flushed Away”. Hey I wanted something simple, and I like CGI kids stuff anyway.

This movie was decent, about some pet rat who gets flushed to the sewers, gets wound up in some underground jewel thievery, ends up getting abck home and realizing the plan of an evil frog and goes back to save the girl rat who helped him and her family. Touching. I acutlly fell asleep halfway through.

Oh and some slugs were singing “Proud Mary”. Why have I been eharing that song so much over the past couple weeks? Like I cant get away from it. Its everywhere. Least it’s a good song.

Jamie stopped by, and used my PC to mapquest something since his GPS wasn’t working. Looking for a new job in Santa Rosa. Good for him.

Jamie left and I farted around on the internet for a bit, until Jacob came back home, and we did some Subspace stuff, got up to about 75% I think…the maze is ridiculous. We’re taking our sweet time I know…we’ll get it done tho.

Jacob wanted to watch a movie, and we frickign restarted Flushed Away, I saw it all this time. Didnit miss much after all.

After that it was the SAME South park from last night, watched ti with Jacob since he missed it. He laughed a lot, more than I did, altho on second veiwing, it was a pretty funny episode.

No new videos from my suscribers on you tube. Except for Thom363, hes a really interesting person, and his video was about that senator who bought a hooker, heh politics.

Josh showed me the pictures of the girl that boinked the senator, and said she was really hot. Shes an 8 at best IMO.

Pics here

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We then caught a couple epuisodes of Ninja Warrior on G4, that Wall is ridiculous, and the Japanese are crazy, lol. Like seriously.

Some weird show on G4 now, about random jananese commericals?

Well that’s all that went down today, oh Dinner we cooked a bit more chicken and finished ff last nights pasta

Work tomorrow, and its Payday, wonder what exciting thins will happen in Drycleaning land. I mean Joanie works tommrow, shes the old lady whos like 3 feet tall. Maybe ill watch Smackdown! So I have something more interesting to write about, since I can write about the show.

Brawl so far is really fun and im planning to play it tomorrow, hopefully Jacob will help me finish Subspace, cause Timeshift came in from gamefly and he loves shooters. After im done writing this I intend to go check it out myself. Doesn’t look that great, and ill let you know about it in tommorows Diary. I wish I had done something cool today….other than the dishes.(BLEHG!)

-Coffee Ninja