Alex Shelley

Alex Shelley is a regular member of Board 8. He enjoys Nine Inch Nails and professional wrestling, as well as other stupid things. He may or may not be a compulsive liar who is obsessed with his image on the internet, whilst also being too lazy to uphold a good one. Also, it is well known that his mental brane is not vary good!!

[Alex Shelley's theme song] (currently unavailable), as decided by NotyouTwo. (Emerald Hill Race Track from Sonic Drift 2 for the Sega Game Gear)

He is currently playing The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

On the Boards
His alternate accounts include Nine Inch Nails, lol wateimessup, Kevin McMahon and Max Payne.

He has taken a secret board for himself in response to a fad, which can be found at WWF Wrestlemania Steel Cage Challenge. Since then, this board has garnered almost no attention whatsoever.

Alex Shelley is perhaps best known - in relative terms - for his signature: lol wate i mess up.

Accomplishments (and other shit)

 * Accidentally brushed his hand across a female's breast and she didn't strike him. (July 7, 2003)
 * Received a Shine Award for the topic Nine hunnet dollah! No used games! Snoy gonNA daaaah! (February 20, 2006)
 * Received the Kool-Aid Award from IhatethisCPU (March 6, 2006)
 * Received the SHIN award from SHINE GET 64 (March 6, 2006)
 * Received the "Has The Name of Some Girl I Knew In Kindergarten Award" from Gr8CyberMonkey (March 6, 2006)
 * Received modestmouserock's 16th (last) place medal for Soccer (March 6, 2006)
 * Received the Best of the Worst/Worst of the Best Trophy from The Hardcore Kid (March 6, 2006)
 * Received the That Guy award from X_Dante_X (March 6, 2006)
 * Received the Zymurgy award from Elite Hunter (Oliphaunt) (March 6, 2006)
 * Received the 'First person to make me "haha" on GameFAQs' award from Rikku Almighty (March 11, 2006)
 * Inducted into The AWESOME Club (March 11, 2006)
 * Went to the dentist four times in one month (May 2006)