Ail

Posting under the account name CrystalMoon, this woman of 30+ years ia a notorious PotD user, schoolteacher and wiccan. She is nearly universally disliked on Board 8, and was terrorized by Shake in a memorable series of topics until he was KoSed. Recently she became a GameFAQs moderator, sparking controversy and an uprising that resulted in more than a few banned accounts.

A Parable
I will now make it my mission to become a mod, and with your assistance, it'll come to be!

Step 1: Become "friends" with a mod. Red13n, if you will. You're now my friend. I don't care if you don't wanna be. Screw your personal feelings. Okay!

Step 2: Antagonize someone at least once every 2 weeks. Anyone will do. JINZONINGEN 73, you're going down. You are now my sworn enemy, and I'll never rest until you are banned. I'll make countless topics on MBH about you, crap my pants whenever I see you post, and claim that your mere existence is a hazard to my mental health.

Step 3: Disrupt countless topics with my life story. I'll make sure to make it as self-contradictory as possible. Screw "This topic sucks and is now about trains", this topic is now about trivial information about myself that nobody asked for. But, because I'm friends with red, it's ok.

Step 4: Form a rivalry with the first person who doesn't put up with my crap. I don't know who that'll be, but they'll throw all the stuff I spew at right back at me. Of course, I'll take those as personal off-line attacks, and threaten lawsuits against the guy.

~Courtesy of Torpedo Ted

Thompson Connection?
I have come to the conclusion that Ail is Jack Thompson.

1. Both have made empty threats of lawsuits against users on videogame related forums.

2. Both have found themselves in a position in society that goes against all logic.

3. Both make it a point to antagonize those who don't agree with them.

4. Both are highly suspected (but not yet proven) of dancing of people's graves.

5. Both have managed to get entire little online communities against them.

6. Both have run to the highest authority possible when something they didn't like occur, despite being ridiculously trivial.

7. http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/7503/jack7bz.jpg/

http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/3668/ail9ao.jpg/

A very disturbing similarity.

I don't know if you're convinced, but I sure am.

~Courtesy of Torpedo Ted