WiggumFan267

Lol, this page was made cuz my name is spelled like 15000 different ways on here.

Wigs is a frequent iSketch player. And he's been helping Bald People since 1987. His "gimmick", if anything, is saying heyHEY as a greeting to everyone on AIM. He also does not dislike a single user. ^_^ <3

Other random stuff about the Wiggy one:

Wigs is a huge Sonic fan, especially of the old Genesis/Game Gear games (his favorite game is Sonic 3 & Knuckles), but he enjoys most of the newer ones as well, especially Sonic Adventure 2. He is a moderate fan of RPGs too like FFX, FE, KH1/2, SoA, LoD, Phoenix Wright (Okay, it's not an RPG, so what? =P) and Pokemon (Seel FTW!), among some others; but Wigs is first and foremost a fan of Platformers; like Sonic, Ratchet & Clank, Jak & Daxter, Crash Bandicoot, and others similar.

Wigs is also a fan of the Giants, Nets, Knicks, and especially the Mets (known for being one of the board's biggest Sonic fans along with DpObliVion. During baseball season, he constantly bickers with ExThaNemesis and other Yankee fans. Remember when Ty "Wiggy" Wiggington was on the Mets? Just a coincidence, but still, it makes you think...

Wigs is also known for being one of the board's nicer users. This is probably because he used to be a lot more with the emoticons than he is now, just like Metool, but it may also be attributed to the fact that he often does not like to flame or get angry at users whose opinions he disagrees with.

His favorite users include: yoblazer33, DpOblivion, Mega Mana, Naye, ActJef, trizob, Icon, Paratroopa, swirldude, Alanna, FFD, EC, Crossfiyah, Soul, raytan, SEP, War, Stingers, Pikaness, AKJ, Smurf, cokes, DSRage, SA2, tranny, Shine, Ryokles, Ulti, Dante, Chris, Sytha, GameBop, Xtremeblur, and Azp among many, many more, and Wigs doesn't feel like adding anymore (or adding link tags to the names =P). In fact, even if you weren't listed on this list, you are still more than likely a favorite user of Wigs. Remember, he doesn't dislike a single user. So, I'm really sorry if I didn't mention you, but that doesn't mean that you guys aren't important to me or I don't like you as much as these guys; it just means I'm forgetful, and lazy too. =PP

As for users from the days of yore, he likes: MWIS, Kali, STA, PPK, nipple, kawaiifan Tombs, Forsaken, MrStillSmokin, sporky, ohfennsiv, Sabin, and the rest of The Book Club/The Society that never posts anymore.

Now, time to be lazy.

(Note: Portions of this may be in the process of being edited (adding/deleteing) by me. They were not part of the original USB profile)


 * TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM WIGS' PROFILE OF XXSabin FigaroXx's USB1 AND 2.

"heyHEY!"

Have you heard this phrase before? If so, chances are you have experienced Wigs or some related matter at some point! Please check all the following that apply to you (but make sure to read them all before checking them off):

__ You claim "OMG! HIS NAME IS WIGGUM BUT HE TALKS LIKE KRUSTY!"

__ You have a bad case of hearing (and seeing) a capitalized echo when none should be heard.

__ MISSSSSSSSTYYYYYYY!!!

__ You are actually hearing (and seeing) a capitalized echo.

__ You have heard Wigs scream "MAFIA!"

__ You see ^_^s that could rival Metools.

__ American Pie (Song) > American Pie (Movie)

__ Alice's Restauraunt (Song) > Alice's Restauraunt (Restauraunt)

__ You halt. You are Reptar.

__ You are hungry. You want eat.

__ You have made at any point one of Wigs' User Lists

__ You have had a bad case of Sonic Herpes.

__ You have been confused by a Wigs Patented contest

__ You have played the Wigs Typing Game Game.

__ OMG XD

__ You have posted O_O to Wigs before.

__ You are in the Jazz Jackrabbit Army.

__ Wigs is drunk even when he's not.

__ You think, therefore I am.

__ I think, therefore you am.

__ You have listened to the song American Pie endlessly.

__ You have had your username screamed loudly, add a check if this was 2 letters.

__ You are currently not wearing pants.

__ You want to be "Part of Wigs' World" or vice-versa.

__ You have gotten Wigs back into loving music.

__ You have conducted a tournament known as USB.

__ Your name has been misspelled as a combo of one's optical viewing device plus a great Mongol ruler.

__ You have made a topic containg at least one of the following phrases: "APCS", "Survivor", "Battle Royale", "Appreciation Topic", "*Decorates*", "blah blah blah tabasco sauce", "Eggo", or "The Unofficial Board 8 User Awards"

__ You often misconstrue 6 and sex, especially in seconds games.

__ You have sigged Wigs.

__ Wigs has sigged you.

__ You are a Wiggum Fan.

__ You are a WiggumFan Fan.

__ You have been on a team with Wigs in any user contest.

__ You are a Mets, Nets, and/or Knicks fan.

__ You understand the significance of diamonds... be they black or crazy.

__ You have been labeled as a utensil or are part of a group of friends known as the "Utensil Friends"

__ Wigs made an oddly accurate assessment of you in his Astrological Topic.

__ This list is too long.

__ You received a fan in a designated topic.

__ People have confused you with any STD, SAT, or PlaySTAtion.

__ You have "died" in any shape or form, but somehow are still able to post. Please check this option multiple times, if so applies.

__ You have made a username containing the words "Nips", "David", and "Not", in any order.

__ Wigs massively thanks all you guys for supporting him so much in the last USB for voting for him, and he <3s you all.

__ You have made the USB which was the first thing to help Wigs become known as a user.

__ You have posted LUEshi or any variant.

__ Wigs has added multiple "AAAAAAs" in your username and ended it with a "Y".

__ Your username contains a user level.

__ You have had 10 Knock Outs in the night sky next to big burning mass balls, or so your username might suggest. Some might argue for 17.

__ You know what user I was talking about in the above statement.

__ You have been to Shea Stadium (Add a check if you have played music there).

__ You have been to Giants Stadium (Add a check if you have played music there).

__ Your username contains a Sonic character in it or you claim to be either a hedgehog, fox, echidna, or egg.

__ You know why Wigs chose 267.

__ You have nominated Wigs for anything.

__ Wigs has nominated you for anything.

__ Really, stop this list now.

__ You live in one of the following: New Jersey, New York, California, Canad(i)a, Nebraska, Maryland, Australia.

__ Your favorite movie is either Groundhog Day, Jurassic Park, or My Cousin Vinny.

__ Your username involves an advanced type of math.

__ heyHEY!

__ And thus, you have just experienced the Wigs experience. This is the life of Wigs on GameFAQs, in any order, but...

__ You know Wigs has a bad memory.

__ You will let Wigs add more of these at some other point if he remembers.

__ You actually read all this <3 ^_^

__ You followed the first instruction and read them all before checking them off first. You don't really have to check them off =P.

Ok, in short, thanks everyone for being my friend while I was here. I love all you guys, I hope you all like me, and my GameFAQs stay has been the most awesome it could be thanks to you guys (And special shout outs to my favy users. you know who you are.) Thanks for the memories (which I hopefully will remember!)

Sonic forever!

(And I honestly forgot what a lot of these meant, but see if you can find the Tenks reference...)