Sunday, August 11th, 2013
After the Tidus/Missingno thing, we needed a break, and a break is exactly what we got!
There was very mild debate about Creeper possibly upsetting Wario here, but then people remembered that Brawl happened and Wario behaved accordingly. Creeper still ended up getting second place though, over a Board 8 type of character no less, so it was a decent performance by him.
I know people are expecting a huge Minecraft-bashing from me here, but I only bash games I've actually played. I know it doesn't seem that way, but it's true. I've never played Minecraft, so I can't comment on it.
I will say though that Ric Flair could beat The King of All Cosmos in a fair fight. Yes The King could destroy the universe by accident, but do you see that bulge? Ric Flair being the dirtiest player in the game would not be able to resist, and the best The King could hope for is a draw after getting whacked right in The Bulge of All Cosmos.
This match was super boring, but everyone had gotten so hyped on stuffing and rallies that MINEFEAR reared its ugly head once again but twice as strong. People thought Creeper would succeed where Steve had failed. Because not only is Creeper from Minecraft but he's a meme too!!!
Was Creeper actually a "meme?" I don't remember any Creeper-specific "memes," just the whole turning around and there's a creeper and UH OH boom aaaaaaahh. Is that all it takes to make one of these may-mays?
Wario cleaned up here and Creeper ended up closer to the King. It's sad that the King has never had a real shot, but I can't imagine a situation where he'd be able to pull a win without an incredibly lucky draw. The guy used to be the Board 8 mascot before Phoenix Wright. We were all about Katamari back in the day. That's another dead franchise, which is a shame.
There's a game coming out this year that's inspired by Katamari called Donut County. If you haven't seen the trailer, watch it here, it looks neat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jei2tYpNvcw