CNet is the evil Shadow Queen which was resurrected by Grodu-- I mean CJayC.
CGrodusC was hoping to get enough power to TAKE OVAH TEH WARLD11!!@!2! and such, but his plan backfired and the Shadow Que-CNet owned him by taking over his site.
Oh, and Mario never came, he was too busy doing whatever the hell he does in his little 3d house or whatever the hell he lives in.