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Who is Crossfiyah?[]

Who is Crossfiyah, you ask? He's like Barry White without the Barry, Alexander the Great without the Great, Peter the Great without the Peter. The Baldwin Brothers without Alec, the Marx Brothers without Groucho, and the Blues Brothers without Belushi. What does all that mean? It means he's a force to be reckoned with.

Crossfiyah's History[]

Crossfiyah

CROSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Crossfiyah was not always as he is now. If he was, he'd be a rather boring individual. No, like the face of a mountain, Crossfiyah was shaped in time. He first arrived on Board 8 circa 2003, during the second annual Best Game Ever competition. Back then he was known as Chaoscell. However, his Chaoscell avatar was quickly martyred by the mods. Why? Chaoscell asked them to martyr him, of course. They obviously knew what a threat he was to the unstable chain of command omnipresent over the reality known as Board 8. However, he was able to sneak back on the boards by posing under the mild-mannered fad-name "Crossfiyah." And thus, a legend was born!

What the Critics say about Crossfiyah:[]

"...Ardent..." - The Chicago Times

"...Witty and Unforgiving..." - The Tribune Review

"3.5 stars outta 5!" - Eclipse Magazine

"Awesome despite not using Venom as the main villain." - Las Vegas Weekly

"..Two thumbs [up]!" - Ebert and Roeper

"It didn't suck." - Spirituality and Health

"One of the few times a director's cut has actually improved on the original work, and should be become celebrated by even the most demanding fans." - www.filmjerk.com

"The homo-erotic thriller of the decade" - The Grauniad

"...like a scalded cat when angry" - Better S+M Monthly

What the Users say about Crossfiyah:[]

"Good taste in incredibly awesome people." - Meeptroid

"CCCCCCRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" -FFaddict1313

"Eh, I dunno." - Villainous Mr Bucket

"Awesome taste in music." - Kosmo Trainer

"CROSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" - LiquidWind2

"A cool person, who worries about stuff more than he should." - Vlado

"WVIYES is away at 6:55:08 PM" - WVI

"I'm not even sure who I'm describing." - Heroic Mario (He's clearly drunk)

"A user who does stuff, but fails to CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME PEACH COBBLER, and he is 1337 and all that other crap, and I'm droning on and on because i'm 90% sure you're posting this on Board 8, so I'm gonna "WALL O TEXT" you, but this is cool and haxxors and *RKOs ExTha*." - War13104

"CROSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAA!" - KleenexTissue50

"Chaoscell is the biggest douche I have ever met and not that great in bed. " - PrestoChango

"Forgot the H." - KleenexTissue50

"What Kleenex said." - Zachnorn

"Crossfire is a unique poster who has dozens of adoring fans." - Just Some Person

"Whoa, that's chaoscell?" - Ken Masters

[1] - Red Shifter

"CROSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"-AntiBarney123

Crossfiyah's Top 100 Video Games[]

(reviews to come)

EDIT: I lied about the whole reviews to come thing

1. Starcraft: Brood War

2. Monster Rancher 2

3. Super Smash Bros Melee

4. Brave Fencer Musashi

5. Resident Evil 4

6. Digimon World

7. Wild ARMs: Alter Code F

8. Sonic Adventure 2: Battle

9. Super Mario World

10. Sonic the Hedgehog 2

11. Megaman X4

12. Marvel vs. Capcom 2

13. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness

14. We <3 Katamari

15. Crash Bandicoot: Warped

16. Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow

17. Tales of Symphonia

18. Donkey Kong Country

19. Diablo II: Lord of Destruction

20. Megaman X3

21. Super Bomberman 2

22. Spryo the Dragon 2

23. Megaman 7

24. Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen

25. Twisted Metal III

26. Donkey Kong 64

27. The Unholy War

28. Kirby Super Star

29. Final Fantasy IX

30. Mortal Kombat 3

31. Paper Mario

32. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time

33. Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne

34. Sonic 3 & Knuckles

35. Megaman X

36. Lost Kingdoms

37. Pokemon Stadium

38. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers - The Movie

39. Kirby's Dream Land 3

40. Pokemon Gold/Silver

41. Metroid Prime

42. Super Mario Bros 3

43. Super Punch Out

44. Ape Escape

45. Worms Armageddon

46. Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life

47. Armored Core II

48. Spider-Man

49. Dark Cloud 2

50. Advance Wars: Dual Strike

51. Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi

52. Megaman Legends

53. Spyro the Dragon

54. Pokemon Blue/Red

55. Resident Evil

56. Dynasty Warriors 4

57. Kingdom Hearts

58. Dino Crisis

59. Star Fox 64

60. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

61. Mario Party 4

62. Battle Clash

63. Pokemon Trading Card Game

64. Perfect Dark

65. Animal Crossing

66. Sonic Rush

67. Megaman 2

68. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island

69. Digimon World 2

70. Custom Robo

71. Megaman X2

72. Goldeneye

73. Star Wars: Battlefront II

74. Super Mario RPG

75. Gauntlet Dark Legacy

76. Vigilante 8

77. Zero Wing

78. Katamari Damacy

79. Metal Gear Solid

80. Mario Kart 64

81. Earthworm Jim

82. Dragon Ball Z: Legacy of Goku II

83. Megaman 3

84. Battletoads

85. Army Men: Sarge's Heroes

86. Blaster Master

87. Sonic the Hedgehog

88. Viewtiful Joe

89. Joe & Mac

90. Wild 9

91. ClayFighter

92. Zoo Tycoon

93. Halo 2

94. Super Mario 64 DS

95. The Sims

96. Megaman Legends 2

97. Earthbound

98. Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine

99. Tetris

100. Nintendogs

Crossfiyah's Top 20 Vocalists[]

1. Freddie Mercury (Queen)

2. Ian Gillan (Deep Purple)

3. Steve Perry (Journey)

4. Jeff Buckley

5. Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin)

6. Geoff Tate (Queensryche)

7. Chris Cornell (Soundgarden)

8. Jackie Wilson

9. Rob Halford (Judas Priest)

10. Andrea Bocelli

11. Roy Khan (Kamelot)

12. Mike Patton (Faith No More)

13. Luciano Pavarotti (The Three Tenors)

14. Michael Matijevik (Steelheart)

15. Josh Groban

16. Jussi Bjorling

17. Frank Sinatra

18. Placido Domingo (The Three Tenors)

19. David Bowie

20. Tim Buckley

Crossfiyah's Top 50 Songs[]

1. Led Zeppelin - Since I've Been Loving You

2. Queen - The Prophet's Song

3. Andrew Lloyd Webber - Gethsemane (I Only Want to Say)

4. Jeff Buckley - Grace

5. Queen - The Show Must Go On

6. Tim Buckley - Peanut Man

7. Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song

8. Andrew Lloyd Webber - King Herod's Song

9. The Beach Boys - Sloop John B.

10. Led Zeppelin - The Battle of Evermore

11. Queen - Breakthru

12. Journey - I'm Cryin'

13. Aerosmith - Rag Doll

14. Bruce Springsteen - Thunder Road

15. Judas Priest - Victim of Changes

16. Deep Purple - Highway Star

17. Andrew Lloyd Webber - This Jesus Must Die

18. Led Zeppelin - When the Levee Breaks

19. Eric Clapton - Wonderful Tonight

20. Queen - Somebody to Love

21. The Beach Boys - God Only Knows

22. Freddie Mercury - The Golden Boy

23. Bruce Springsteen - The River

24. Luciano Pavarotti - Nessun Dorma!

25. Led Zeppelin - Achilles Last Stand

26. David Bowie - Life on Mars

27. Deep Purple - Speed King

28. The Doors - The Celebration of the Lizard

29. Elvis Presley - A Little Less Conversation

30. Queen - Who Wants to Live Forever

31. Led Zeppelin - Going to California

32. Spinal Tap - Christmas with the Devil

33. Queen - Spread Your Wings

34. Mr. Bungle - Vanity Fair

35. Robert Plant - 29 Palms

36. Queen - Innuendo

37. Nazareth - Razamanaz

38. The Who - Love Reign O'er Me

39. Freddie Mercury - In My Defense

40. Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah

41. Faith No More - Midlife Crisis

42. Van Halen - Hot for Teacher

43. The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter

44. Queen - Let Me Entertain You

45. Jackie Wilson - Danny Boy

46. Journey - Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'

47. The Who - Go to the Mirror!

48. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose

49. Bob Dylan - It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)

50. Queensryche - Eyes of a Stranger

Crossfiyah's Top 10 Things He's Currently Afraid Of[]

1. Spiders
The one thing keeping this world of ours from being a perfect paradise.
2. Malcontents
That means communists, for all the retards out there.
3. Tornados
Funnel clouds of painful wind that tear the flesh of the innocent from its bone.
4. Secret Illuminati Jews From the Center of the Earth
Way scarier than the regular kind.
5. Bears
Colbert knows what's fucking up! (Moved up due to the fact they're not hibernating as much as they should be)
6. Hitler Tea Pots
I know they're planning some Schaudenfrause on my crumb cakes.
7. The Darkness
The time of night. The dark is scary.
8. The Darkness
The band. Justin Hawkins is scary.
9. Chunky Peanut Butter That Doesn't Have Chunks in It
Caveat emptor.
10. Italians Who Don't Understand The Three Tenors
What the fuck guys? What the fuck.
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