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The Palmerian Alts (commonly known as "Palmer's Alts," a phrase that might be considered to be offensive by some) are a people native to Board 8. No one knows where they immigrated from, though the leading belief among anthropologists like gotspork is South Carolina (better known as the "Civil War State") but their founder, one Heroic Palmer, led them to Board 8 in the time of myth and legend, whereupon they quickly reproduced and became a major minority population.

Palmerian Alts have an unfortunate stereotype of Altism, the disease that causes one to produce more alts. Although this is a stereotype, by pure percentage they do have an unusually high rate of altism. Further research in the subject is pending because "Who cares about Wal-Mart employees?"

Famous Palmerian Alts include[]

Heroic Palmer (the validity of calling him an Alt is disputed, he is here for the sake of completion)

Bigboi971986
TorkoalKiller
Grandbomber
xGrammarPoPox
HeroicBarret
Floatzel
HeroicSmartHawk
Palmernater
Rample
Mitochondriagon
ChocolateFrosty
MauryPovich
-Dr_Faustus-
-Sexy_Pancakes-
Heoic_Palme
SEPalmernater
Levia_Dragon
EvraeAltana
-Fei_Long-
-Kung_Lao-
Manrience
Magna-Centipede
LedybaKiller
Choco_lateBear
Cyber_Peacock
-Magma_Dragoon-
Split_Mushroom
Flame_Hyenard
Launch_Octopus
Armos_Knights
Blizzagun
Zielregen
Vambees
Shinkita
Bakusaiga
-Rhyperion-
Sticky_Grenade
BlobDX
Quilava
Tentacruel
Sceptile
HeroicPolymer
Vennominon
Palmnificent
facepalmer LasPlagas

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