Yar! This be an amazin' pirate writin' project started by Biolizard! It be amazin'!
GOD DAMN YOU BIO YOU ARE LATE
Current Ships[]
Below are the current ships sailing the seas of the CaribB8'n!
Grand Sparrow[]
Crew[]
- Biolizard
Name: ???
Age: ???
- ShadowRising
Name: Ryse Almiir
Age: 29
- AtlusSaGa
Name: Christopher Falcon
Age: 32
- satai
Name: Rémi Benoit
Age: 24
- MSS
Name: Aurelien DeCheville
Age: 23
- Omens_Eclipsed
Name: Ling Cho
Age: 34
Cutlass Tern[]
Well, I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine
I had a little stretch of land along the C. P. line
But times got tough, and though I tried, the money wasn't there
The bankers came and took my land and told me, "Fair is fair"
I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no
"Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "We just let twenty go!" (Ha ha!)
The government, they promised me a measly little sum
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum
Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone
I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan! (Arr!)
{Refrain:}
And it's a heave (ho!) hi (ho!), coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho (hey!) hi (hey!), farmers bar yer doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
Well, you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser
I rammed the ship and sank it and I stole the fertilizer
Bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river
Farmers cross in so much fear, their stomach's are a-quiver
'Cause they know that Captain Tractor's hiding in the bay
I'll jump the bridge, and knock 'em cold, and sail off with their hay
{Refrain}
Well, Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat
He'd follow on the shoreline 'cause he didn't own a boat
But the cutbacks were a-comin' and the Mountie lost his job
So now he's sailing with me and we call him Salty Bob
A swingin' sword, a skull-and-bones, and pleasant company
I never pay my income tax and screw the GST (Screw it!)
Prince Albert down to Saskatoon, the terror of the sea
If you wanna reach the co-op, boy, you gotta get by me! (Arr!)
{Refrain}
Well, the pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here
I hear in north Alberta there's a band of buccaneers
They roam the Athabasca from Smith to Fort MacKay
And you're gonna lose your Stetson if you have to pass their way
Well, winter is a-comin' and a chill is in the breeze
My pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze
I'll be back in springtime, but now I've got to go
I hear there's lots of plunderin' down in New Mexico
{Refrain}
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores! (2x)
Crew[]
- StifledSilence
Name: Stifled Scurvy
Age: 41
- DNEA
Name: Frances Bourassa
Age: 34
- Dorobou
Name: Sonjay Gupta
Age: 29
- PumpkinCoach
Name: Marius Killgore
Age: 112
- Mortal Sky
Name:Vance Clarend
Age:19
White Swan[]
The best crew since sliced bread. Wait, has that been invented yet? The White Swan Crew believe themselves to be the greatest thing to ever happen to the world. A well rounded group of scalawags. If their charm doesn't empty your pockets, their masterful cut throat fighting skills will.
Crew[]
- CrimsonOcean
Name: Chandrika "Crimson Silverburg" Savarna
Age: 24
- Stingers
Name: Stingers the Scourge
Age: 23
- KamikazePotato
Name: Henry "Reynolds"
Age: 19
- Silvercross
Name: Isaiah Quinn
Age: 38
- TrueHeroComplex
Name: Curtis "the Intrepid" DeVries
Age: 19
- Lisel
Name: Misha Green
Age: 19
Haunting Angler[]
Crew[]
- Silencer
Name: Alaric Olmstead
Age: 41
- realhilfan
Name: Raelius Jaunty
Age: 19
- Luster
Name: Lusterson Le Chuginator
Age: 17
- GrapefruitKing
Name: Garapferit Kin
Age: 58
- CountCrazy007
Name: Rahmah El-Halwagi
Age: 32
Noble Lark[]
The Noble Lark is a crew of pirates that only sail for the love of it. They hold no higher grudge, nor do they have any great goal. They do what they want to do, when they want to do it, and knock aside anyone that gets in their way. The crew is mostly from the isles of Great Britain, and as such many have a royal bounty placed upon them.
Crew[]
- Kaidyn
Name: Gavin Thorne
Age: 23
- firaga89
Name: Charles Gracen
Age: 18
- pikaness
Name: Pika DePire
Age: 16
- Zen
Name: Zen
Age: 23
- BlondeAfroHero7
Name: Zebulon "Zeb" Franco
Age: 25
- HanOfTheNekos
Name: Jonathan "Headshot" Fauxe
Age: Unknown; between 16-25
Whale Shark[]
The greatest beings ever to sail the seven seas. The Whale Sharks will crush all who oppose them, light them on fire, and dance on the ashes. Even the gods themselves tremble in fear at the mere mention of the deadly crew's name. Plus, we're so much cooler than all you guys, lawl. also butts and butts and butts and butts
Crew[]
- Turn
Name: Tamworth "Black Tam" Wackford.
Age: 58
- Ryoko
Name: Ryoko Shadara
Age: 19
- Shuffle
Name: Dhogoma Shuffle
Age: 24
- Highwind89
Name: Ini-herit Bayoumi
Age: 22
- someone
Name: Alexander the "Crimson Blade"
Age: 27
- Eeeevil Overlord
Name: Robyn Tremayne
Age: 23
North Star[]
So I herd u liek mudkipz?
Crew[]
- Smurf
Name: Ciaran Smurphy
Age: 19
- Yonex
Name: Yevgeny Yonex
Age: 53
- SuperSmash Master
Name: Noel Shear
Age: 24
- FuturamandFFX
Name: Captain Jan I. Tor
Age: 31
- Javvy11
Name: Fei Sheng Su
Age: 43
- Generic Loser
Name: Jaymes Beech
Age: 16